"vomit my way into teeth whitening while maintaining a size 32 waist" bwahahahahahahaha

oh my god - this guy is the best - imagine having his mind walking around all day

@1man1bike1road

2 жыл бұрын

i like to think im as synacal as he is

@5jerry1

Жыл бұрын

@@1man1bike1road ~ Cynical. *

He looks like Micheal Keaton

One of the things, that makes him so good, is that he very rarely looks, as if he thinks, it's funny, but as if he really thinks, it's tragic.

@311wasaninsidejob

2 жыл бұрын

That’s it. I’m taking away your comma key.

@CONEHEADDK

2 жыл бұрын

@@311wasaninsidejob You, got, problems, with, commas.?

@floyd27860

2 жыл бұрын

@@311wasaninsidejob this was unexpectedly funny

@p0llenp0ny

2 жыл бұрын

Is that you Shatner?

@CONEHEADDK

2 жыл бұрын

@@floyd27860 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, don't believe everything you read in a comment on YT.........

Glad to see Doug hasn't let success go to his head.

@bigpapaboomboom9735

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@p0llenp0ny

2 жыл бұрын

What success?

@RC-nj1by

7 ай бұрын

@@p0llenp0ny that's the joke .gif

The GOAT!

What a beautiful human being. Love ya Douglas!

Love his hatefulness. One in a billion.

@nonexistenceisbliss9528

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr a true nihilist to the core.

Vomit my way to teeth whitening, Stanhope MD

Heard his voice, never saw his face. Pictured him totally different than this.

Always have appreciated realism

Doug Stanhope, legendary and sweet. He’s so cool, his vomit jokes are tastey!

Stanhope you silly goose 🎈

That's not how self-judgement works but I absolutely get it.

AMAZING @SKANKFEST LOVE YOU GUYS @BINGO IS A BEAUTIFUL SOUL

the outfits really do sell the idea that he's just a working grunt shuffling through a difficult life

@tonygrowley5275

2 жыл бұрын

What working grunt wears a plaid suit coat??

@360.Tapestry

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonygrowley5275 the ones that go on stage. you mad?

@tonygrowley5275

2 жыл бұрын

@@360.Tapestry The only people I see wearing gaudy plaid jackets are used car salesmen and homeless people. Comedians are NOT working grunts.

@360.Tapestry

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonygrowley5275 a simple "yes" would suffice. bye

@lencumbow

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he did come from Worcester.

I caught but damage*

What special is this from?

Am I allowed to listen to this.

😂😂😂😂

Something tells me, in his early years, learning how to drink like him and I do, he "vomited socially". Lol

@nonexistenceisbliss9528

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

This guy has a reason to live even if it is just trying to get a suit together ha ha

I have both of those hernias and its probably from sodas and bad diet because I never really had a problem with alcohol lololol or maybe smoking too

*I need 1 of them suits yourself haves on all because, I knows how to Sports it better than some people, would wear it. Ya' jokes is on point my dude._ (Nevertheless, me Mr. Amos).*

@OneShotdeathCrew

3 жыл бұрын

He buys those suits one piece at a time by going to every thrift store he sees.

@abegarfield543

3 жыл бұрын

I've got that exact jacket. Shame it's got a big rip in the back and a stain on the front. I could probably make it work somehow.

@-amosc.presley-7192

3 жыл бұрын

@@abegarfield543, you can always get a chance to purchase a new jacket

@alundavies8402

3 жыл бұрын

@@-amosc.presley-7192 I have just started a page on Depop and I might’ve bought some things in that will suit you But I am not international as yet but I can change it if the money is there I mean that you tell me your sizes and I will go out to England and look for suits and things more like that that you want.

@-amosc.presley-7192

3 жыл бұрын

@@alundavies8402, that’s so, generous of you doing that for me✅

Big fan Does he still go on Stern. I haven't listened to Stern in a little.

@javimiami92

3 жыл бұрын

No but he sometimes visits Jim Norton and Sam Roberts.

@Dwight_Lee

3 жыл бұрын

Stern is still a thing?

@anaklusmosgreek3198

3 жыл бұрын

Listen to Patrice Oneil Black Phillip radio. Litterally blows stern out of the water.

Tim Dillon sounds strikingly similar to this

@thepro08

3 жыл бұрын

Dude im a big fan of comedy they are very diferent . Is like u know only 3 bands ans now compare everything to it... u need to search a bit

@Alexander_Liteplo

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepro08 I'm a big fan of comedy too and I agree with Iver. Tim has very similar timing, delivery and cadence to this guy.

@CharlieCoops

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed regarding the cadence. Never noticed it before. Bang on. Tim Dillons content is also a bit watered down Hicks. Not original at all

@marcod5027

Жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon is like Stanhope without the intelligence, the wit and the craftmanship.

@foxdog9332

9 ай бұрын

​@@marcod5027nailed it

Take laxatives that gives you something to think about

Diagnoses himself as crazy envious of the Jewish people? Kish mir in tuchus, Doug.

My hernia is alcohol related. On bad days l can stop the digestive process by simply wearing a tight t-shirt, and seeing as how l'm a hard living dude in his 50's, that usually results in neighbor complaints.

This was not the best bt to listen to while eating lol

Those who like Doug watch to see what he says next Those who hate Doug watch to see what he says next LOL

*Please look* 🤔💲🤔💲🤔💲 *Actually his suits can be a tax write-off* because.. if you can't really wear it in public.. just like gowns and fancy dresses . that was a tax write-off for Liberace.. I'm just saying if Doug sees this wow you found another way to save money.. I think!?!? Peace ✌️🕊️✌️ 12 - 29-2022

PS also thrift stores of becoming more To take your stuff in.. picker.. Ok. 12-29-2022

🐋

"If you can puke yourself down to emaciated and still think you're obese, what must you think when you look at me?" Let me explain something about the anorexic mindset, Doug. They're narcissists. They're not thinking of you at all.

@1man1bike1road

2 жыл бұрын

he knows but he needed the joke

Meh.

@danz9093

3 жыл бұрын

Not his best bit by a long shot. Certainly doesn't help that it's only a short clip of the whole bit. Check out (on youtube) the fetus photo, mother's suicide, and 60 inches of AIDS to see how dark and twisted he can really get (if that's your thing).

@nonexistenceisbliss9528

3 жыл бұрын

@@danz9093 Unfortunately not everyone will be able to appreciate dark humor. You either get it, or you don't.. kinda like chickenpox.

I was anorexic when I was 15 it was great I just wanted a girlfriend