DOUBLE RANT! - Fake YouTubers and Modern Spongebob
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Welcome to the third double rant on my channel! Here are the two topics I will be tearing apart today!
Topic for Rant 1 - Fake KZreadrs
This has been a VERY huge problem for KZread in more recent years. Many KZreadrs have made fake accounts to deceive others into believing that they are the real KZreadrs! Like for example: the fake Count Von Count (who keeps harassing my depressed KZread friends for absolutely no reason at all by forcing them to stay positive, move forward and make NEW friends when me and my friends CAN'T DO THAT). Report him for stalking us and impersonating the real Count from Sesame Street, by clicking on the link below!
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And the NEW fake TechMasterJason (he deserves to burn in hell), who has lied about my interests, and joined earlier than I did (not acceptable behavior). Report his retarded ass IMMEDIATELY by clicking on the link below!
www.youtube.com/@therealtechm...
I miss the days when KZread was actually a good website in 2005-2012, or even better. When it didn't exist AT ALL! This was back in the early 2000s (2000-2004) when I was just a little boy, and barely ANY social media like the aforementioned KZread, Instagram and Twitter has existed. We can actually see why the 1990s were PRAISED as being a great decade by many older people (I sadly can't relate with them as I was born in 1999) for plenty of valid reasons, and the early 2000s were just an extension of that. 2005 was probably the FIRST year in which things began to go awry (thanks to Hurricane Katrina, one of the worst natural disasters in American history)! And the 2000s started to turn into a decade FROM HELL. The 2008 crash was TRULY the final blow for America! And we have YET to recover from the effects of it, unlike 9/11 (which we actually got over).
Topic for Rant 2 - Modern Spongebob
Spongebob Squarepants is the MOST iconic Nicktoon ever created, created by marine biologist Stephen Hillenburg (RIP 1961-2018). Starting in 1999 (with the pilot episode Help Wanted), it is a seemingly never ending show and franchise that is EXTREMELY popular with kids AND adults alike! It became the highest ranked cartoon on Nick for MANY years. The pre movie episodes have had TONS of memorable and hilarious moments that people have grown to love. This show was originally supposed to have JUST 3 seasons, according to creator Stephen Hillenburg. Following that would be a 2004 flick titled The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (the ORIGINAL series finale which has never came to be, sadly). Unfortunately, Nick has DEMANDED more episodes of Spongebob to be made, and the show was uncancelled in 2005 with the debut of season 4. This is the first POST movie Spongebob season when everything began to go screwy! The worst episodes of this season are All That Glitters and Good Neighbors. Spongebob's voice began to get higher pitched compared to the kinda deeper voice that was heard in season 3! Spongebob, as a character, has been MASSIVELY flanderized. Spongebob was originally a mature sea sponge with some childlike qualities, that actually cared about his friends and didn't JUST care about his job at the Krusty Krab. Now he is a HUGE crybaby cheesehead, who CONSTANTLY stalks Squidward and is obsessed with making Krabby Patties 24/7. The other characters are the same (Patrick is EXTREMELY dumb, Mr. Krabs only cares about money, Squidward is a total grump and I can go on). The animation has gotten more stiff and the colors have gotten brighter. Back in the early 2000s, the animation was more smooth and the colors weren't as bright! The songs are now ABYSMAL. Songs like Attitude of Gratitude, The Bubble Song (from Atlantis Squarepantis), I Can't Keep My Eyes Off You, Cha Ching, Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas), I Love Krabby Patties, Musical Doodle and furthermore has PROVED the show's decline in music. Lastly, the new episodes are HORRIBLE! I absolutely hate most of the episodes in season 7 (worst season of Spongebob by far), which are considered to be the worst episodes in the show's HISTORY! One Coarse Meal and A Pal for Gary anyone? Back in the early 2000s, you had episodes like Band Geeks, Chocolate with Nuts, Help Wanted, Scaredy Pants, The Sponge Who Could Fly, Bubblestand, Squid's Day Off and Christmas Who? Quality episodes that STILL hold up to this day. The only DVDs of Spongebob I have are OF the first 3 seasons (plus the first movie on bluRay)! I do NOT feel like buying any MORE DVDs of this now atrocious cartoon. Thank you very much! Cause I am only NOW seeing the faults of the late 2000s (which were not a good time for many people) in general. Cartoon wise, a bunch of crap!
Enjoy! And never forget the early 2000s! :(
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I truly think that Spongebob should've ended in 2004 with The Spongebob Squarepants Movie guys! Not continue on. As this is what series creator, Stephen Hillenburg (RIP 1961-2018) WANTED! I may like SOME modern Spongebob episodes but the series (as a whole) has NOT been feeling the same since season 4. Pretty sure that EVERYONE is so bloody tired of working on Spongebob Squarepants at this point! It reached 25 straight years on the air for gods sake! Now I think it's time to end it (being a huge Spongebob fan myself). And to fake County Bounty, if you are watching this video, the jig is up! I have FINALLY exposed you for what you really are! A fake, braindead, annoying and repetitive sounding twerp who keeps telling us to move forward, stay positive and make IRL friends. When we can't do that since we are depressed and don't wanna live anymore! And besides that, I know that it's actually a human controlling you to say such hurtful stuff! What happened to the good ol' days when you were on Sesame Street (a show I outgrew years ago) teaching kids how to count?! :(
@TMJRedux1999
22 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 At least you ADMIT that Spongebob is your all time favorite show, cause it's mine too! HOWEVER, most people (including myself) can agree that Spongebob was golden from Help Wanted in season 1 all the way to Pranks a Lot in season 3. Followed by The Spongebob Squarepants Movie in 2004! Stephen Hillenburg wanted Spongebob to end in 04 so that it wouldn't jump the shark. Just look at what happened to Family Guy after season 3! You also need to stop bullying me for no reason at all! Forgetting the past will not solve anything (you're only doomed to repeat it), nor being happy (severe depression doesn't come and go)! One day, life is simply going to end and I will be GLAD when it ends!! Cause I hate listening to you! >:(
@Mikey-zt1kn
18 күн бұрын
Show should’ve ended with the movie or Season 4 tbh
@TMJRedux1999
17 күн бұрын
@@Mikey-zt1kn I say Spongebob should've ended WITH the (first) movie. Back in 2004! This was what Stephen Hillenburg wanted about 20 years ago. Too bad that he is no longer with us! :(
People should miss 2006, 2007, 2008 and 2009 NOT this horrible decade known as the 2020s
@bveruska74
21 күн бұрын
I Agree With You
@TMJRedux1999
20 күн бұрын
Yeah! I actually loved 2006-2009! In these years, KZread was golden and it had ALL the original features and the co founder Chad Hurley running it. This decade totally sucks. It is when KZread (or should I say PooTube) is at its absolute worst! :(
@TMJRedux1999
19 күн бұрын
@@therealcount24 You lost your house in The Great Recession! That's why you hate the late 00s! As for me? I wasn't really affected in the 2008 crash, seing that I was JUST a kid then.
Fake KZreadrs suck and modern SpongeBob is garbage! Old SpongeBob will always be better with the first 3 seasons.
@TMJRedux1999
23 күн бұрын
I agree with you! Spongebob was way better in the early 2000s than it is now. Also, watch out for fake County Bounty!
@TMJRedux1999
22 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 Hell naw. If you like incredibly childish humor and super gross closeups, then modern Spongebob Squarepants is the show for you! Otherwise, I highly recommend pre movie Spongebob! There far more episodes actually aimed for all ages, rather than JUST FOR the little ones in yo family.
Jimmy Buffett is a legend! Disrespecting the dead is absolute disgusting and disrespectful.
@GIJoeFan97
24 күн бұрын
Fake Count Von Count also celebrated the deaths of Stan Lee and Kevin Conroy. Like, WTF? how could you disrespect those two legends? They made our childhoods awesome.
@DylanTheCDCollector
24 күн бұрын
@@GIJoeFan97 Can’t stand these trolls.
@TMJRedux1999
23 күн бұрын
He sure was! His Christmas music sounds VERY Hawaiian and I bet that it ain't the holidays without listening to AT LEAST one of his festive songs! But that is not all! My current imposter (who is thankfully now inactive and Spot the Dog stopped him in the 3rd episode of my series Spot Shorts) DISSED the sacred LeapFrog: Math Circus! A 2004 film that is from my childhood! This, Letter Factory and Talking Words Factory 1 & 2 were the best LeapFrog videos released back in early 2000s! Plus all the different LeapPads I owned from the same company (regular, Plus Writing and My First). One of the best educational toys out there! That was so underrated compared to others. It got discontinued in 2007, and that's a shame!
@TMJRedux1999
23 күн бұрын
@@GIJoeFan97 I like to call that repetitive talking twerp fake County Bounty, thank you very much! But yes, he didn't JUST celebrate the deaths of Stan Lee and Kevin Conroy! He also celebrated the death of MY GRANDPA! Who tragically died back in 2020. He made my childhood really good back in the 2000s! His house in Salem, Massachusetts was absolutely beautiful (I can STILL smell it despite not visiting for like several years) and my grandpa was really good at playing trombone, plus throwing the BEST annual Christmas party for the whole family and giving me the best hugs! I miss him so much, but doesn't ANY HEARTLESS TROLL CARE?! >:( Not to mention, he's SO obsessed with letting go of the past and moving forward that it IS such a huge problem! Plus he's forcing his shitty therapist advice down our throats for no reason at all (we're goddamn severely depressed for gods sake)! You CANNOT erase history, because if you do, then you are doomed to repeat it. Just look at what he told me about Splash Mountain when it closed! "Splash Mountain is not coming back, so you need to forget that it ever existed and look forward to Tiana's Bayou Adventure right now!!!" Oh really fake County Bounty? Tiana's will suck so hard when it opens at Magic Kingdom later this week! This iconic amusement park ride was one of the MOST popular in the entire world and it tried its best to detach the controversial film source, Song of the South! The story actually made sense and the music was awesome (particularly Disney World's bluegrass version). He also bashes opinions on EVERYTHING I hate! Zoom, Tiana's Bayou Adventure, Wendy's, etc. Doesn't know what an opinion is. And he dissed on my childhood things! Including iParty (underrated as hell party store chain serving New England and Florida from 1998-2013 that got replaced by the horribly overrated Party City), Chuck E. Cheese's (he said that the modern CEC is way better, but NOT if a location doesn't have the legendary animatronic show which was the main draw to customers), my hometown (I miss it so bad) and Spot by Eric Hill (franchise DIED in 2014 when he passed away just like with Spongebob in 2018 after Stephen Hillenburg passed away). The thing is, he's a MONSTER. A total gosh darn monster!!! Who should NEVER come back to this hellhole of a site. But the worst part of all this crap he does? Fake County Bounty keeps coming back. Every time I try to remove him, he returns at least a few days later! Wish there was a way to automatically block a KZreadr by keyword each time this happens! :( The 2000s were way better than the 2020s, especially for KZread! We had everything. And not MUCH bullcrap! I was a kid, and times were MUCH simpler. Sorry about long comment sir!
You should do a modern cartoons rant
@TMJRedux1999
22 күн бұрын
Actually Mikey, it's going to be an episode of my upcoming series called Betta B4 the 90s!
Season 6 and 7 were probably the absolute worst seasons.
@TMJRedux1999
17 күн бұрын
Oh hell yes sir! I agree. These seasons of Spongebob Squarepants have such atrocious episodes like One Coarse Meal, The Splinter, Boating Buddies, A Day Without Tears, A Pal for Gary, Choir Boys, Stuck in the Wringer and etc.
The music in the post-movie seasons of SpongeBob is also TERRIBLE, as it sounds WAY too goofy, childish, and unfitting for the nautical theme of the show.
@TMJRedux1999
21 күн бұрын
Absolutely! Both the background music and the songs! It's good when an older track is used again in a post movie or post sequel episode, but it's very unlikely that an old SONG would return. As it's specific to pre movie Spongebob! The worst song out there is Attitude of Gratitude (from the episode Spongecano). It's too short, silly and depressing! Everyone knows that Underwater Sun (from the episode Party Pooper Pants) is so much better. It's in a better sounding key too (B Major instead of F Major). It SCREAMS early 2000s (2000-2004), the time period when Spongebob PEAKED! Better time period in general, outside of 9/11, Bush, a tsunami and the 2 pointless wars that followed 9/11! I was just a little boy then.
Agreed man fuck imposters and I also agree with you about modern SpongeBob. I’ve already stopped watch Nickelodeon a long time ago it hasn’t been good ever since the naked Brothers band came along
@TMJRedux1999
23 күн бұрын
Yes! You didn't have to worry about them back in the 2000s. This was back when one of the co founders ran KZread, and not currently some flipping fool whose name is Neal Mohan! Cashing off on what Susan Wojcicki did to this iconic site from 2014 all the way to last year. Chad Hurley FOR SURE has banned anyone who didn't follow the rules, and we all miss him so much! The 2000s were the golden era for KZread, and for most things in general. I am a 00s kid (being born in 99) and have experienced it ALL! I consider the 00s a very good decade when compared to the 20s. Modern Spongebob should've actually never existed. As this show had a PERFECT ending with The Spongebob Squarepants Movie all the way back in 2004 (when Plankton finally got the formula and King Neptune's crown was stolen) but it kept on going since 2005. Everyone must be SO tired of working on Spongebob right now! Glad you stopped watching Nick a long time ago. Me too! I think it TRULY declined in 2005 and DIED in 2009 (when they changed the logo and gave us Fanboy and Chum Chum). Despite being born in 1999, Nickelodeon totally peaked in the 80s, 90s AND early 2000s! Especially because they had the old logo with the Balloon Extra Bold font and the orange splat design. Sure, there is a splat design now but it has the current font (litebulb). Making it NOT interesting! Spongebob was actually worth watching, as was MANY other old shows on this channel.
@TheRealJayDawg
23 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 Shut Up
@TheRealJayDawg
19 күн бұрын
@@therealcount24 dude why are you commenting every time Jason vents you don’t understand what he’s going through. He’s been through a lot man just leave him alone I wonder where the hell you so-called positive people came from
@TheRealJayDawg
19 күн бұрын
@@TMJRedux1999 props to me for standing up for you, bro I always got your back
@TMJRedux1999
18 күн бұрын
@@TheRealJayDawg Thanks, because fake County Bounty needs to DIE! >:(
Truth or Square is also trash.
@TMJRedux1999
21 күн бұрын
True, especially the original airing! When Patchy called up random celebrities at Nickelodeon Animation Studio in Burbank, California to star in Spongebob's 10th anniversary special. ALL reruns cut all this boring shit out, thankfully! I say that THIS episode is mostly filler! And it was mostly spent in the freezer of the Krusty Krab! Songs are okay but nothing special. Shows Mr. Krabs at his greediest too! >:( I think the only good part of it is the theme song (as freaky as it looks) because it's made with stop motion! Which was thankfully reused for a MUCH BETTER modern Spongebob episode (in my opinion) called The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom! But instead of the original audio, it was dubbed over with the regular audio of the Spongebob theme! I highly recommend that you go watch it during spooky season. Note: Paramount+ cut and/or shortened some of the scenes out of Truth or Square for no reason.
I agree with you imposter accounts and modern SpongeBob suck!
@TMJRedux1999
23 күн бұрын
They absolutely do suck LM! Regarding fake KZreadrs, I have finally exposed the fake County Bounty for being a total fraud who won't SHUT UP about the 2020s and moving forward. And as for my current imposter? He's thankfully inactive, and back in March, Spot (dressed as a leprechaun) got him arrested for stealing the Shamrock Shake! That marks the END of him. Thank goodness because he dissed on LeapFrog: Math Circus!!! My childhood. And regarding Spongebob? Yes, this legendary Nickelodeon show should've gotten cancelled after The Spongebob Squarepants Movie in 2004 (because Stephen didn't want Spongebob to jump the shark the same way I guess Family Guy did after just 3 seasons for Seth MacFarlane). Season 4 is okay, but pretty much every season since the 5th one?! Absolute trash. Season 7 is the WORST post movie season of Spongebob I have ever seen! Boasting such atrocious episodes like A Pal for Gary, One Coarse Meal, A Day Without Tears and Stuck in the Wringer! Now look back to season 2! Back when you had such amazing episodes like Band Geeks, Life of Crime, Artist Unknown and Christmas Who? If I was to rank EVERY Spongebob season from worst to best, then here it is! 14. Season 7 13. Season 14 (have not seen it, but Spongebob is now outdated at this point) 12. Season 13 ( have not seen it either, but Spongebob is now outdated at this point) 11. Season 6 10. Season 12 9. Season 11 8. Season 10 7. Season 9 6. Season 8 5. Season 5 4. Season 4 3. Season 1 2. Season 3 1. Season 2
@LM019
23 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 Shut up!
@TMJRedux1999
22 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 Severe brain damage! This is what you have. You're INCREDIBLY triggered right now all because I exposed you and my currently inactive imposter (who get sent away to jail back in March after Spot the Leprechaun Pup secretly called the cops on him for stealing Shamrock Shake)! BTW, my current profile pic is of Spongebob crying. Cause he's very sensitive! Picture taken from the episode A Day Without Tears (one of the WORST Spongebob episodes ever made). It will last all the way until September 22nd (first OFFICIAL day of fall). Yeah, I do actually watch modern Spongebob but not as much as the old Spongebob! Are ya happy now?! AND, the 2000s, for the 1 millionth time, were actually a very good decade that only had some bullcrap (which is what I bet you ONLY focused on instead of the positives; this included 9/11, 2 pointless wars, Hurricane Katrina and The Great Recession). Besides that, it was my childhood! I keep looking back on them because the 2020s are the worst decade I have ever lived in and each day, I really want to end myself. I'm so tired of repeating myself like a broken record at this point!
@TMJRedux1999
19 күн бұрын
@@therealcount24 FINE! I'll do as you say. Now go away! Or else...
SpongeBob went downhill in 2005 and died in 2008.
@TMJRedux1999
22 күн бұрын
Oh yes, that's true! Season 4 came out in 2005, and season 6 in 2008! The latter is one of the worst Spongebob seasons ever.
@TMJRedux1999
21 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 Unrelated, but Stephen did not want these spinoffs! >:(
@Mikey-zt1kn
18 күн бұрын
@@TMJRedux1999yeah season 6 the downfall goes full force
@Mikey-zt1kn
18 күн бұрын
@@TMJRedux1999true
@TMJRedux1999
17 күн бұрын
@@Mikey-zt1kn Yes! It looks WAY different to season 5. In this season, Spongebob looks like a block of Velveeta cheese and has those silly inflated freckles! Also, he really tortured poor Squidward here in episodes like Choir Boys and Cephalopod Lodge.
I agree with you adout imposter accounts and modern SpongBob are garbage!
@TMJRedux1999
23 күн бұрын
Yes! The imposter accounts need to be banned at all costs Messi! Also, Spongebob should end.
@TMJRedux1999
22 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 It's going to, one day! As no show will EVER last forever! :(
@TMJRedux1999
21 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 What if Tom Kenny dies?! Who is going to replace the voice of Spongebob by then?! NOBODY ELSE can sound exactly like Spongebob. Even I can't sound exactly like Spongebob! :(
I’m a real KZreadr and yeah classic SpongeBob is better
@TMJRedux1999
6 күн бұрын
Glad you are! As any Muppet account (I had to expose one) is NOT real! And they keep coming back like damn cockroaches! It's so annoying, man! Remember back in like 2012 when they did not exist?! Ah, the good ol' days. Classic Spongebob is INDEED better too! Season 2 is the very best season of this entire show in my opinion.
Nick should ban One Coarse Meal instead of Mid Life Crustacan.
@TMJRedux1999
21 күн бұрын
@@realcount2024 There is nothing wrong with Band Geeks! This is Spongebob's greatest episode, and I don't care how overrated it is. The song (Sweet Victory), the excellent jokes, the nice animation and best of all, Squidward WINS!
@TMJRedux1999
21 күн бұрын
I know, right?! One Coarse Meal is absolutely the show's WORST episode! From season 7. The same season that brought you other atrocious episodes like A Pal for Gary, Big Sister Sam, Stuck in the Wringer and A Day Without Tears! Because Plankton has a MASSIVE fear of whales, Mr. Krabs pretends to be his daughter Pearl and scares the bee Jesus out of him! Eventually, Plankton wants to end his life by getting run over by a bus. Spongebob thankfully stops him and explains to Plankton that it was just Krabs wearing a costume! His comeuppance does come at the end (GOOD) when a mime (that Plankton got) scares him! >:) Band Geeks is a million times better. And it's from season 2! :)
@Mikey-zt1kn
5 күн бұрын
@@TMJRedux1999 only episode where that happens tbh
@TMJRedux1999
4 күн бұрын
@@Mikey-zt1kn You talking about Band Geeks? Well I don't believe that it's the only episode where Squidward wins! Another episode where he wins is House Fancy! Seeing that Squidward's house actually made it on the TV show he loves after it exploded, shocking his rival Squilliam.
@Mikey-zt1kn
4 күн бұрын
@@TMJRedux1999 true I forgot about that tbh.