You'd be surprised how many martial arts weapons are glorified gardening tools.

@Kevin15047

9 жыл бұрын

Right you are.

@TheHulk1850

9 жыл бұрын

Zoe Hinton Who cares?

@Kevin15047

9 жыл бұрын

It's just an interesting bit of history.

@TheHulk1850

9 жыл бұрын

No its not.

@Kevin15047

9 жыл бұрын

It is to me.

"You smell like strawberries"

@somescrub8960

8 жыл бұрын

thank you for noticing

@johnarellano4238

8 жыл бұрын

+Drop Shot Asian I died

@laeldestan1536

5 жыл бұрын

I said that to a hot redhead and my groin still hurts. LOL jk

@MegaJamesj

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@cochinochico

4 жыл бұрын

Ichigo

I like how they put 2003 splinter with the 1980 turtles

@springtrapandthepuppet8377

7 жыл бұрын

jeff peake she is not a nerd

@Chalor.

5 жыл бұрын

1987 Turtles. They didn't exist in 1980.

@JITCompilation

5 жыл бұрын

@@Chalor. pretty sure they meant 1980's. but congratulations, you know something.

@kathyward4501

5 жыл бұрын

RazorBladeDoesMusic true

@Mrdadon123

5 жыл бұрын

@@Chalor. I think he meant "80's"

This is gold, especially because Donatello is in fact such an integral member of the team but is very much left standing in the shadows of his flashy popular brothers. Raphael is cool because he's a rebel with anger management issues, teenagers relate to him. Leonardo has cool swords and is the leader, coolness impersonified. And Michelangelo likes to party and is funny and cool. And Donatello? He's an awkward introverted tech geek, not so cool. But anyone with a half functioning brain knows that without Donatello there woundn't be the TMNT. His genius has saved them many times before, so in my eyes he's most usefull of all the turtles.

@HarryPotter-kd3bh

Жыл бұрын

sir, this is a wendy's

@OleksiiTheAngry

Жыл бұрын

anyone with a half functioning brain... whoa, what a mature comment, KRANG

@Kuare22

Жыл бұрын

I'm currently rewatching TMNT after I saw a comment stating that Donatello almost had no screen time and never stood out but I remembered otherwise. And now I can safely say I cannot understand how anyone could have come to that conclusion. He did a shit ton of useful things. Also, it's funny because I now recognize somethings as inside jokes in ROTMNT. :)

@rockerseven

Жыл бұрын

Facts! Especially in the cartoons, he invented MANY things that helped save the day. And in the movies, he was always partnering with the techies to help fix or solve something.

@trevorisbigboi

Жыл бұрын

Facts

He wears a diaper on his face but taking a stick is where he draws the line.

@HarryPotter-kd3bh

Жыл бұрын

hey, play nice! I read that donatellah has stick-ptsd

@SerialdesignationN762

7 ай бұрын

not in ROTTMNT bro

1:41 "Don'tatellme" Donatello, I'm still laughing about that,

@eMDTee

4 жыл бұрын

ElViejoMundo me too hahah

@RarityourWorld

3 жыл бұрын

@Caleb Mayfield I see you saw ERB too xDD

@shadowunderrated3861

3 жыл бұрын

I know Right LMAO 🤣

@MattBnl2ih

3 жыл бұрын

Donatell me who- oh damn, someone already made that joke

I just noticed Slpinter's description of the turtles is the theme song. ♫ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♫ ♫ Raphael is cool but crude ♫ Michelangelo is a party dude

@theepicduck6922

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@molly-angelo8656

8 жыл бұрын

he is rude

@jpowers55

8 жыл бұрын

how long did that take?

@slayerinbh

8 жыл бұрын

nice one of those days ago when the kids are doing well and the kids in bed with your mom and dad and my phone was dead or alive and then we have been able to make you feel about that one day at work and then you can see it on your iPhone number for a few hours ago and it is not going anywhere else tosay is not going out tonight or tomorrow morning at the moment but I'mgoing is that you can use it as an hour ago but I'm sure he will be there at the kids to school for a while ago but I don't like the kids to bed soon as possible

@mantvydasbanys8363

8 жыл бұрын

ejviczo🐢🐢🐢🐢🍕🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕☁⛅❄⛄🌜🌛🌜🌛🌛🌜🌛🌛🌜🌙🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚🌙🌞🌝🌚

Donatello is the reason the Turtles have survived as long as they have. He invented all their weapons, vehicles and gadgets.

@LeahBordino-hi8oz

4 ай бұрын

Exactly

This title was misleading. **Zips up pants**

@americanwwhore

6 жыл бұрын

dsadaw wadsd n o p e

@ahmedal5769

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@henrikivila2697

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@liza9314

5 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@tigs7796

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

LoL Splinter's accent is all over the place. Is he Italian, Japanese or Arab?

@TeamCTRLandfreinds

9 жыл бұрын

Josey Anomalous Yes

@izzysartchannel158

9 жыл бұрын

Italian.

@judekanawati7467

9 жыл бұрын

Actually, he's Japanese. But the actor who did his voice here sounded more French to me

@philosophpascal

9 жыл бұрын

Josey Anomalous german

@justalittleguy712

9 жыл бұрын

schackmountain o.0

So... He doesn't want to pick up the shit stick... And yet he doesn't complain about putting a used diaper on his face.?

@Mike-uf6wf

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was saying

@gendoruwo6322

7 жыл бұрын

priorities!

@sliat1981

7 жыл бұрын

Willem Maas not to mention it's filled with shit

@gaming92829

7 жыл бұрын

Willem Maas

@Vshusi

7 жыл бұрын

Willem Maas hb

Give my boy respect! He even defeated the Shredder in another universe!

@manfromham

2 жыл бұрын

You mean that season 3 2003 episode ? Broo that episode hits hard everytime I see it 😢

''Poke a couple of holes on that diaper & slap it on your face'' I died.

@hebaioems4358

9 жыл бұрын

Instant mask.

@tammyroche1252

9 жыл бұрын

Funny

@Toimi

9 жыл бұрын

You obviously didn't.

@Devilish420

9 жыл бұрын

Ashley Reinhardt "and hurry up before your new name is shitstick" lmfao!!!

@MrFroggy57

9 жыл бұрын

I died when I heard that

Donatello was and still is my favourite. Actually, him using a stick as his weapon makes him badass. It's like saying he doesnt need sharp weapons to beat people up.

@dontwatchanime8063

11 ай бұрын

U remember writing this comment?

@grimshock6983

10 ай бұрын

It also mean he is allowed to use his weapon. Leo and Raph need to sheathe theirs

@dontwatchanime8063

10 ай бұрын

@@grimshock6983 stop liking ur own comments

"We need to hangout more " "You smell like strawberries " WTF! XD

I like how he puts the diaper on his face easily but doesnt want to pick up the stick

I guess Donatello got the short end of the stick :D

His accent is more Italian than Japanese...

@Julia53808

9 жыл бұрын

And the ninja turtles are less ninjas and more samurais

@EclecticallyEccentric

3 жыл бұрын

@@Julia53808 I'm not sure Splinter counts as an employer.

@midnalazuli793

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, considering his interest in renaissance artists.

I need a full animated series with a Splinter like this, the accent especially was something

Sure make fun of the guy who can turn a garbage truck into a transformer.

Donatello gets screwed? My ass. Leonardo is the one that gets screwed. He's not even allowed to use his weapon. Seriously, watch TMNT. Any version of it. He NEVER slices anyone. He's not allowed to. It's a kid's show.

@KiwiHardy

10 жыл бұрын

***** In the 2003 Series, he didn't cut the Shredder's head off. Their swords collided with each other and then for some random reason, Shredder's head just flopped off his head.

@TheDisarminghinkle

10 жыл бұрын

***** Okay fine. They can hit robots. But, that's about it. And, as TheBaileyAce said, he didn't REALLY cut off his head.

@shaunmedina3218

10 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU! finally someone understands.

@zachdewitt7911

10 жыл бұрын

true but there was a good reason for that considering the first comics showed them having guns and constantly shooting people.

@robonthecob6920

10 жыл бұрын

Or Raphael.

Everyone just treats Donnie like shit......but I admit that was hilarious.

@dielahahahaa

Жыл бұрын

yes

@leonarddurac9495

9 ай бұрын

I feel like Mikey’s the one who gets treated like shit, not Donnie

@lewislim2321

8 ай бұрын

​@@leonarddurac9495more on Raph

You know that the ninja turtles are named after Reinassance painters, right? Well, Donatello lived a century before Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raffaello. Even in real history he's the black sheep lol

@gurvmlk

7 жыл бұрын

Interesting. I didn't know that. Then again, Leonardo and Michelangelo are pretty much the only ones ever talked about in school, or in general. I feel like the other two may have come up in my classes once or twice during Elementary School, but that's it.

@ChristianJiang

7 жыл бұрын

gurvmlk Living in Italy, I had to study every one of them. Even Donatello got like 1 month of lessons...

@gurvmlk

7 жыл бұрын

Christian Jiang Makes sense. Living in the States, I probably never would've even known about Raphael (or Raffaello as you put it; not sure if that's a typo or the actual name) or Donatello if not for the Turtles. They're never talked about, and I can't even remember for sure if they did ever come up in school or not.

@kassidyreynolds4920

7 жыл бұрын

U spelled Raphael wrong

@ChristianJiang

7 жыл бұрын

Kassidy Reynolds Sorry. In Italian it's Raffaello, not Raphael.

I always liked Donatello because he actually had brains ... something college students definitely don't appreciate. This video makes sense.

@connorbrennan4233

8 жыл бұрын

I kinda thought that Raph is the one that Splinter would be hard on because of his anti-social behavior. Raph's my favorite, though.

@JITCompilation

8 жыл бұрын

sounds like someone didnt go to college

@Krshwunk

8 жыл бұрын

Oh, I did. But you didn't put an apostrophe in "didnt." Sounds like someone didn't go to grade school.

@JITCompilation

8 жыл бұрын

Krshwunk sorry. I forgot i had to impress you with my proper grammar, internet stranger. either way, you are generalizing so automatic logical fallacy

@Krshwunk

8 жыл бұрын

You are forgiven regarding your grammar. Also, what fallacious generalization are you accusing me of?

"It's your turn to give me my sponge bath. "Again?! Why is it always my turn?!" LOL. Favorite part.

Then it's settled, NERD! Oh god I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

@tonywasikhongo7510

10 жыл бұрын

go do the machines. hard me dying

These turtles are the turtles from the 1987 cartoon. This Master Splinter is from the 2003 cartoon. *LOGIC 100%*

@oliverpony

3 жыл бұрын

Splinter: nerd 🤓

Donatello is basically the middle child😢😂

@SerialdesignationN762

7 ай бұрын

In ROTTMNT he ain’t he is literally 2nd born r u dumb boi

Guys seriously though...without Donatello the team would be incredibly fucked. He makes the gadgets, does all the science shit and has all the answers. All the other turtles are great (I'm a Leo Gal) but he's the only one who is utterly essential.

@georgejanke3554

9 жыл бұрын

Rachel Walsh but.... He's dead.

@uhoh2825

9 жыл бұрын

George Janke he's in a coma. but yeah i don't know how they're are managing. The comics have a very different style to the cartoons from my understanding, and focus a lot more on the fighting.

@AwesomeTeamGames

9 жыл бұрын

Rachel Walsh Anyone could manage without Donatello. Just nuke Shredder. All of a sudden, you don't need to mutate any turtle ninjas at all.

@ginkgothestink-o6949

9 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he could screw them over if he was evil like

@togaoppai7317

9 жыл бұрын

I question... where does donnie get all his stuff for making gadgets? in fact- where do the turtles get anything at all? they have no income!!!

Donnie's my favorite turtle tho

@gendoruwo6322

7 жыл бұрын

in NinjaTurtle video games i 've played, Donatelo has the longest reach for his attacks, so he's usually my favorite.

@Alex-zl2hf

7 жыл бұрын

#Leo4Laif

@wolfmatic399

7 жыл бұрын

keepmeposted25 Donnie for life! Bo is my favourite weapon, even though I also use swords.

@krystalnunez7817

7 жыл бұрын

wolfmatic lo

@nicolaflorin1387

7 жыл бұрын

keepmeposted25

I have this theory that the turtles' weapons were chosen to mirror their personalities. Michelangelo is the joker, the party dude, the class clown, so he gets a weapon that requires control and discipline to master. Raphael is a hothead who love a good brawl, so he gets the sai, which are generally used to defend/disarm rather than attack. Donatello is the brains of the group, he's the kind of guy who overthinks everything, likes his gadgets and gizmos, so he has a simple weapon to remind him that sometimes you need to keep things simple.

@StoogesTheTwo

5 жыл бұрын

What about leo then?

@mungdaal9643

11 ай бұрын

@@StoogesTheTwo He's the most wise and passive of the group, so he gets the weapon that's specifically designed to kill people, just as a reminder that sometimes its ok to cut loose.

I guess he got the short end of the stick... Ugh.. I suck...

@moktadir4

7 жыл бұрын

Umneriko shit end*

back when collegehumor actually censored swearing

@PJ_Wendigo

9 жыл бұрын

Shotty116 I know right?

@ramentaco9179

9 жыл бұрын

Emerald Dynamo lol, guess it was for effect or something? Or did they actually used to censor stuff?

@FuzzyImagesLive

9 жыл бұрын

They more of had too, youtube actually had it in their rules back then.

@ricardoespanol4927

8 жыл бұрын

+Shotty1🐻🐷🐽🐷😩😩😩😩😨😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😵😣😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😶😶😵😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

@ahmadwhitmire4745

7 жыл бұрын

Four Side Gaming people like AVGN exacted back then and he's known for being vulgar

Donatello sounds like kermit kind of

@brainjefferson9348

8 жыл бұрын

IKR!

Anybody notice that the sewage landed on poor Donatello's bed? Poor guy.

@elephystry

3 жыл бұрын

[insert making bed joke here]

@tyshco2969

3 жыл бұрын

Really shit the bed.

Lol!!! Poor Donnie, but that was freaking hilarious!

@comicbookreviewer4856

8 жыл бұрын

+Allyson Reyes I love how splinter says hurry up or your new name will be shit stick

@skykandsletthereberock3406

8 жыл бұрын

Yo shut your face

@wormwood3412

8 жыл бұрын

HIS NAME IS SHIT STICK

@wb3k489

8 жыл бұрын

Apocalypse Arisen I believe that's your name /:

@wormwood3412

8 жыл бұрын

it was a joke

Funny how he rags on Donnie and gives Mikey all the credit of being cool when Mikey can't do shit half the time XD

@nunya2587

10 жыл бұрын

actually mikey can do alot he is smart too just because he likes to have fun doesn't mean he cant do anything

@sterlingsilver854

10 жыл бұрын

Well I'm just saying, in the original, Splinter said that Mikey was still learning how to use the Nunchku. In TMNT and TMNT: Fast Forward he wasn't really the best either. And in actuality that weapon isn't even a real weapon, its a tool for threshing wheat. Whereas the Sai and Bo Staff were also tools but then outfitted for battle. Then again I'm not trying to sway your opinion or make you mad, I'm just stating my opinion.

@sc0rp1onbit3

10 жыл бұрын

Sterling Silver lgnore the 3 tv shows, the comics are where it's at '_')

@sterlingsilver854

10 жыл бұрын

Actually there were five

@sc0rp1onbit3

10 жыл бұрын

Sterling Silver The one from the late 80s , the early 2000s, and the current one that is on Nickelodeon as of yet. The live tv show isn't quite relevant. Also, the movies(4) stand alone, with some tie-ins

Donatello is my favorite....

@poneneo

8 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@zujo2785

8 жыл бұрын

mine too :/

@annetteyorke9294

8 жыл бұрын

Mine 2 ......

@wb3k489

8 жыл бұрын

yeah like why would he do that to Donatello? Also who made splinter a bully

@user-mf2yk9hd4m

8 жыл бұрын

Mine too

Looks like Donatello got the short stick in life.

@FerociousMatti

2 жыл бұрын

*The short SHIT Stick... 😎👉

Two years later, Donatello would build a mother fucking Gundam and kill everyone.

I can relate to Donatello

Poor, poor Donatello...

He asked him was he good at machines then calls him a nerd😂😂😂

Donatello deserves a smart hug.

Donatello is freaking epic!!!

@chelseachapman6428

10 жыл бұрын

That's mean.

@slacker2133

10 жыл бұрын

Chelsea Chapman IKR

@chelseachapman6428

10 жыл бұрын

And there was lots of swearing that is so not cool.

@panquake3217

10 жыл бұрын

Chelsea Chapman What did you expect from a college humor video?

@Foxboy106

10 жыл бұрын

quiet, shit-u-stick-u, we all know that's you commenting

Why has Splinter got a stereotypical Italian accent?

@Amazin-ji8sn

10 жыл бұрын

I NOTICED THAT IMD

@Imphmon

10 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Japanese?

@Gibskee

10 жыл бұрын

Imphmon No.

@Gibskee

10 жыл бұрын

Tugg Speedman It's like Japanese mixed with Italian

@Jayoshi32

10 жыл бұрын

It seemed like the creator thought that a Japanese accent consists of awkward word pronunciation (that doesn't even sound that Asian) and every word ending with a "uh" sound.

Donatello's stick is the most useful weapon with ninja turtles...the katanas were never used except for cutting pizzas Donatello is the smartest, funniest and the one who came up with all the gadgets

This is the funniest video I have ever seen. I'm serious. Even a little bit better than the best Robot Chicken show... Thank you, collegehumor guys.

Poor Donatello, he is my favourite :(

I love Donatello. Purple is the best color. Staffs kick ass. And he's great with tech. Awesomes

@rajitponakala9684

6 жыл бұрын

John Smith me too

A bo staff is actually a fantastic weapon in the hands of someone who knows how to use it.

"Yeah, pizza! We don't get that often!"

"Bring it in yez" " You smell like strawberries" omfg

Michelangelo, you are-a one-a serious-a party duuuuuuuuuuude-a.

Donatello probably the one who built the hot tub Splinter is sitting in, yet Splinter still take the piss out of him..

"You smell like strawberries " *SNIFF*

i want to slap splinter so much poor donatello ;~; AND GIVE HIM SOME PIZZA DAMN IT!!

@Kiku91

9 жыл бұрын

I know. Donatello is my favorite!

@Kiku91

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's satire, but we can still discuss it. So long as it can be conducted civilly.

@Kiku91

9 жыл бұрын

Very well. Carry on. :)

@love-enthusiast

9 жыл бұрын

He totally deserved from the humiliation he got.

@chuchup1kachu

9 жыл бұрын

Tiana Orlando What did I do?

2:17 Donatello's room

@bigmrbanter6717

9 жыл бұрын

Spring Trap "Jeremy" oh s**t yea XD

@PrimordialPhoenix

5 жыл бұрын

I know i was dying of laughter XD

@slayerqueen6352

4 жыл бұрын

Husk *i did not see that..*

@julesthegae9395

4 жыл бұрын

Uff

can't believe this video is 14 years old

@copyer9088

2 ай бұрын

Can’t believe you posted a comment about it you must be really amazed or something like or that or you haven’t been on KZread very long.

Wish they went back to making stuff like this :/

@thescorpion3098

8 жыл бұрын

+103SuperDog Yeah college humor isn't funny anymore

@calumross8590

8 жыл бұрын

+Toe Joe but this is better

@HELLO_KORO

3 жыл бұрын

Their still funny

So, he's perfectly fine with putting a used diaper on his face but doesn't want to pick up a shit stick?

If it wasn't for Donetellos smarts i bet you 3 of those turtles wouldn't be there right now

"yua smell lika strawberries"💀💀

No love for Donatello that sucks he's great

Donatello. *He does machines.*

I feel sorry for poor Donnie. I still died laughing though.

"Makalangelo"😂😂😂 I died😂

Who remembers watching this as a kid and is watching it again for old times

Michelangelo's air guitar = legendary

Donatello is the brightest.

Donatello really got the shit end of the stick...

Donnie put a diaper on his face, but draws the line at grabbing a stick

I was expecting this to be them getting Donatello laid. I would have preferred that premise, to be honest.

Poor Donatello. He had to put shit on his face.

@coolsiteish

10 жыл бұрын

*cough* he made those damn fan fics for that show, he deserves it *cough*

People underestimate how deep a sharp Splinter can cut 😢

“You do machines” is what I tell coworkers when they work in IT or our equipment.

Donatello is the best ninja turtle

"You smell like strawberries" will always get me XD

1:10 that had me wondering

today I felt like Donatello... wish me luck😂

rat dude: -sniffs- you smell likea strawberries

@epic1487

10 жыл бұрын

no i dont have time for cartoon :3

@flguitarist8298

10 жыл бұрын

Sgt Kululu But you have time for SGT.Frog dont you? lol

@epic1487

10 жыл бұрын

yup

I like how donatelleo is ok picking up the the diaper but is scared to pick up the stick.

Joke's on you, Donatello is the only useful turtle in the original NES game.

That wink......THAT WINK MADE ME DIE! Mikys air guitar is to much also

*whispers "you smell-a like strawberries."

Poor Donnie. D: *hugs Donatello* It was funny, though.

@YDECOY8

8 жыл бұрын

+I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL Ewww don't touch him he has shit all over him !

@meichen2971

8 жыл бұрын

+The Glorious GeneralDerpSide lol who doesn't if they live in the sewers

@ilt255

8 жыл бұрын

+I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL WATER JETPACK FLUDD ACTIVATE!

@raquelvazquez9009

8 жыл бұрын

❤

Poor Donatello

2:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's nice to see Splinter let loose.

at 1:21, when he says "Shit" and it gets "Bleeped", I hear a second, faint non-bleeped Shit when I am wearing my head phones...

@Arisat0

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, I hear a faint sound saying shit in the right headphone

@sierragarabed1227

9 жыл бұрын

***** beeps are what keeps everyone sane. nobody like you mute! Mute: *cries in corner*

I don't think anyone knows but, Splinter was kinda saying parts of the intro of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like for eg when he said' Raphael is cool but crude' and 'Michelangelo is a party dude'.

S:You are one Serious Party dude! M:Cowabunga!

That's what Donnie gets for spawning all that fucking inter-species fanfic rubbish about him and April =_=

@makotomikami

10 жыл бұрын

Man, I haven't watched it, and THANK GOD, or else I would've puked my insides already.

@elephystry

10 жыл бұрын

APRIL IS MINE

@trevormerritt548

10 жыл бұрын

The hell are you talking about, the new series turtles aren't idiots, they have aloft more personality then the many other turtles

@makotomikami

10 жыл бұрын

Trevor Merritt LOL, you had me in "aloft" and "then" xD

@trevormerritt548

10 жыл бұрын

Makoto Mikami god dammit I hate when it does that, like who the hell uses aloft

Donnie's my favorite and I still thought this was funny as hell. Great job.

I still whisper to my friends when I hug them.... You smell like strawberries.

0:46 Rocksteady was ASS-king for it.

I have never laughed this hard in my life.

I thought that mikey would be the one who didnt get a mask and weapon. I mean there was a whole episode dedicated to mikey not being promoted in ninjitsu...

@roylogan4914

9 жыл бұрын

What episode is that?

@slyninja4444

9 жыл бұрын

Roy Logan S5E13

@roylogan4914

9 жыл бұрын

Dakota Conn thanks

@roylogan4914

9 жыл бұрын

Dakota Conn are you sure. I watched that episode, had to fight cyber shreddeder or something.

@slyninja4444

9 жыл бұрын

its the fast forward season. episode 13 i believe.

0:22 hug

Donny sounds like kermit the frog