Quite possibly the most embarrassing American moment ever. We are the laughing stock of the world.

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

Yep! Ugly America 🇺🇸 is in full bloom 🤯

@elizabethchase8725

Жыл бұрын

Johnny Cash summed it up for all of us...pull it up "God Is Gonna Cut You Down"

@fionamackie3357

Жыл бұрын

I am having the best laugh ever in Australia where this was first thing in morning news😂 I am sorry for the sane people in US.

@rubyclark7595

Жыл бұрын

For over7 years now...

@cynthiabrent6479

Жыл бұрын

@@elizabethchase8725 oh HELL YEAH! 🎶he can run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna lock him up... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna-- lock him up🎶

" you could win an amazing prize like dinner with me, I don't know if that's amazing but is what we have" I'm done! 😂😂😂😂

@AB-pl1ko

Жыл бұрын

Your chance to win 'Dinner with a Has-Been'?

@rastalove6268

Жыл бұрын

Access to very sensitive classified documents..

@samcall930

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@miras2222

Жыл бұрын

you can aso win a photo opportunity with Trump life size cartboard cutout Trump life size cartboard cutout are amazing we love them they are beautiful

@AB-pl1ko

Жыл бұрын

@@miras2222 - Yes, and also quite useful... at the bottom of your birds cage. 😉

Kimmel you just keep Bringin' It and calling out the lunacy that surrounds us. Keep up the good work.

My God people who fall for this and send him money again you can not call them stupid anymore this is something on another level

@fionamackie3357

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. They're really not safe to be unsupervised. But who would want to supervise them?

@philwatling5109

Жыл бұрын

They are racists, and hate mongwrs

@Labor_Jones

Жыл бұрын

_The Average American has been INFECTED 150 Year (1880 Domininism Papers) that the WEALTHY use to make this NATION one of KINGS, DICTATORS - & - PSYCOPATHS for Forever WAR. *It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*

@albertcadiz7000

Жыл бұрын

Welp, you can’t fix stupid!

@madmanaustinmadman9671

Жыл бұрын

Lmao they sold out , who is the dummy now

I wonder if Americans truly appreciate how ridiculous this makes their country look in the eyes of the world.

@ziegweid

Жыл бұрын

Some of us do. Others, no.

@marissanorth85

Жыл бұрын

I do. Can't speak for the rest lol

@aking1196

Жыл бұрын

Um of course not.

@truthray2885

Жыл бұрын

The sane among us do, and loathe him and his trash MAGA cultists for it.

@kingjamos2422

Жыл бұрын

Appreciate isn't really the right word. We acknowledge it and feel embarrassed af. At least those that aren't Trumpets.

Oh dear God! That last couple of minutes totally took me out! TEARS! I love you, Jimmy!

@djspacevader8685

Жыл бұрын

What happened to sam brinton do you know?

"Can you be gone too." Oh Jimmy, that really made me laugh.

When you think the grift can't go any worse and embarassing, Donnie goes and does this - stoop lower than anyone has before. I really am not feeling sorry for the gullible people that fall for these grifts anymore. Fool and his money are soon parted.

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I just got a healthy dose of schedinfreud watching this!

@anastasiae.5338

Жыл бұрын

Nobody has ever stooped lower, or done so as spectacularly as he has. He can't think of anyone that stoops low half as good as he does. It's the biggest stoop the country has ever seen. Lincoln and Washington never sunk this low. Fact!

@KimberleyB

Жыл бұрын

But those people vote 🤦🏻‍♀️

@lmoragon

Жыл бұрын

A-fu**ing-MEN to that! Well said.

@michaelcoe9824

Жыл бұрын

As we say in Australia, he is so low, he could crawl under a snakes belly in a top hat and stilts!

I couldn't wait for you to cover this absurdity Jimmy!

@johntalbott1553

Жыл бұрын

I waited all day

@hazelanderson1479

Жыл бұрын

And I wasn’t disappointed either!

@stuartb3609

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy probably gave his writers the day off. Saw the ‘Florida Man’s’ announcement and said ‘I’ve got this. The jokes just write themselves’.

@Giftedtib

Жыл бұрын

Ikr!!

@Mike-zr6yg

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same

Donnie's big announcement made my day, I laughed so much, such a jackass.

@I_Am_Become_Life

Жыл бұрын

President National Embarrassment!

@djspacevader8685

Жыл бұрын

What happened to sam brinton?

@cocofluff

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was an SNL sketch. I said, there's no way this could be real.

@djspacevader8685

Жыл бұрын

@@cocofluff same and even the stuff with sam brinton too😂 such🤡

@hiphopnewmusic1102

Жыл бұрын

Forget all that 🤣 Each NFT that was worth $99 is now worth $1,000 a piece right now and constantly going up on OpenSea ‼️🔥 While they sleep, we eat💰💰 Jokes on them 🤣🤣🤣

Prizes are "dinner with a traitor", wow so tempting. The grift that keeps on grifting! I saw on Twitter those that purchased can't even access the fake cards. It's so sick and twisted, anything for money.

@David-yw4uv

Жыл бұрын

Can't the company that made Paper dolls SUE him ?!

@mannchhabra

Жыл бұрын

If you're ok twitter, there's actually an American who made a 2 min video describing how it's a money laundering scheme and how it may develop further to help him clean money without a sweat check that video, it made sense and logic to me

@Simiae

Жыл бұрын

You think only trump is corrupted in the entire damn business of government.

@Simiae

Жыл бұрын

@@mannchhabra how is that money laundering

@Simiae

Жыл бұрын

How is trump a traitor. He may be a bad president but i don't see anything that hints being a traitor

Showing one of those NFT's to anyone is a lot like saying, "Look at me, I'm a dumbass".

@reneelyndamartinez1362

Жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏👏

@boatymsboatface3929

Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly how I felt about Herschel Walker yard signs!😂😂😂

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Well, millions of dumbasses will buy these things, so...

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

Dumbass 🤡 is more accurate...... sheesh

@amosalphonso

Жыл бұрын

leave it to the MAGA gang they will go after it. idiots revisited.

I cannot believe that announcement was real 😦

@bethhayes2152

Жыл бұрын

Me either I thought it was a joke.

@loganmalough2379

Жыл бұрын

@@bethhayes2152to the whole planet: IT IS A JOKE!

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely thought it was a sketch! How is this man real?

@kingjamos2422

Жыл бұрын

@@bethhayes2152 Sometimes the biggest jokes aren't said in jest.

@eroscreatives

Жыл бұрын

From Australia: We thought it was a comedian impersonating and satirising Trump. And then we realised it was for real. And this idiot was once President??????

For all of you laughing saying you almost fell off your couch when you heard the announcement, I was on a treadmill😮 for real! I almost had a heart attack 😂😂😂😂

@patcolin2

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@EricCartman915

Жыл бұрын

I'll pray for the injuries you got from falling off

@naysneedle5707

Жыл бұрын

All reports of his announcement should have come with warnings. I laughed so hard I started hyperventilating 🤣

@patcolin2

Жыл бұрын

@@naysneedle5707 OMG...LOL...😂

I haven’t had a laugh like that in awhile. Thank you so much Jimmy!!!

@I_Am_Become_Life

Жыл бұрын

President Huckster / National Embarrassment

"hornier than Kennedy, fatter than Taft..." - give that writer a raise please 😀

@Oliver-ft2fq

Жыл бұрын

😂

The Fact that Trump can say Better President than Lincoln (A man who preserved the Union and abolished slavery so he could emancipate an entire race of people in America) and Washington (The first President and founding father of America) without a hint of sarcasm or irony is maddening and the fact that his sycophantic supporters agree is terrifying…

@persico9017

Жыл бұрын

Actually you're giving him to much credit. It's only sheer stupidity that allows him to make such outrageous claims....

@KonradvonHotzendorf

Жыл бұрын

President bone-spurs

@thatswhatisaid8908

Жыл бұрын

That made me so mad. And I'm not even American!

@stevetournay6103

Жыл бұрын

Their numbers, for various reasons, seem to be diminishing. But that too is scary, because the likes of DeSantis are far more dangerous...

@Sleepy_Alligator

Жыл бұрын

Tangerine Freak Guy.

$99 cards for nothing… 45 has gone over the edge..Quanon meets QVC

@boatymsboatface3929

Жыл бұрын

Lol- that’s good!

@robertdraper5782

Жыл бұрын

You do get entered into a prize draw, the first prize is dinner with Trump, the second prize is two dinners with Trump.

@jackderipper2233

Жыл бұрын

@@robertdraper5782 the third prize is a classified document.

@truthray2885

Жыл бұрын

His grift hasn't changed in its essence for four decades at least. Every grift of his rests on grossly overvaluing some thing, and raking the excess value in his pocket. Except in his interactions with Russians and Saudis, they knew the grift, but used it as a way to route illicit funds to him while he was nominal president, and thinking they can make that happen again.

@kingjamos2422

Жыл бұрын

@@jackderipper2233 last place prize gets Eric.

The fact it’s sold out is either sad or someone is leaving it all in their cart to keep people from buying it which is genius.

@TaDarling1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but they said he made $4.4 million so somebody must have done a little bit more than leave it in their cart.

@achtundvierzigsieben

Жыл бұрын

thats not how online shopping works

@wickiwoo

Жыл бұрын

He probably bought them all himself, when he realized he wasn't getting the result he wanted and he was going to look like an idiot.

@old_lady_young_heart

Жыл бұрын

If he was going to debase himself and do this humiliating thing anyway, he should've charged $999 instead of $99. They sold too quickly, which means they were severely underpriced. He's not even as good at grifting as he thinks he is. He could have gotten so much more out of his cult followers. Of course, there's also the idea that it's a money laundering scheme. That makes the most sense.

@AzureSkeye

Жыл бұрын

@@janetbooth9268 you didn’t really read the post huh.

they should have made one of him standing at the podium in front of the Four Seasons Landscaping Company. Every time I think back to that fiasco I have to laugh

@sharonhoward4848

Жыл бұрын

Me, too!😂

Trump is laying the grounds for an insanity defense!! The entire announcement is so insane!!🤣😂😂

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

I agree with that!!

@GB-vj4gj

Жыл бұрын

Just what i was thinking 🤣

@lampan8786

Жыл бұрын

99 Dollars

@dennisheyes4561

Жыл бұрын

All he needs to secure the insanity defense is hire Rudy.

@sandella11

Жыл бұрын

Yes….I think so…😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

There's a LOT to unpack from that so-called announcement by Clownigula, but the one that stays with me was the dinner prize where he said "I don't know if that's an amazing prize but it's what we have." The way he said it, it was less of a humblebrag and more sad admission that his star is fading. And I'm loving every second of it!

@joniheisenberg6691

Жыл бұрын

Clownigula 🤡🤣

@elegantgypsyrose5328

Жыл бұрын

I use Lord Cheeto

@carvalone3076

Жыл бұрын

FG zoom call!!!! He must have Rudy back in his team

@genacarrasca4878

Жыл бұрын

Dinner at McDonald's with lotsa, lotsa ketchup🤣🤣🤣

@forgottenheritage2845

Жыл бұрын

HOPEFULLY your favourite president. That is a big giveaway that he knows the game is up!

The real announcement came an hour later. They all fell for it!😆

I almost fell off the couch laughing when I found out what his big announcement was.

@lexyswope

Жыл бұрын

I could have ended up with flies in my mouth.

@troyseffrood2972

Жыл бұрын

DRINK-MORE-OVATINE

@elirien4264

Жыл бұрын

@@troyseffrood2972 I understood that reference.

@lesliecurran1704

Жыл бұрын

If it wasn't so expensive, it could be used as a joke gift. You know one of those things that elicits laughs and that nobody actually wants.

Dinner with Dumpsterfire would be of the finest and most expensive tablefare...and him sticking you with the tab.

@johnhammond9962

Жыл бұрын

he would too

@jackderipper2233

Жыл бұрын

The 3rd place winner gets a stolen classified document.

@jackderipper2233

Жыл бұрын

Last place "winner" has to spend a day with Eric.

Dear Mr. Kimmel, you Sir are completely awesome Sir 😎👍

When the truth is funnier than comedy! 😂😂😂😂

That “one TERM-inator, Donald Trump” line was great. Think the audience missed it. 🤣😂🤣

@brandonfields4927

Жыл бұрын

Well, it is a Kimmel audience and not a Colbert audience. They're not the brightest lights on Hollywood boulevard.

@ashlibabbitt1111

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonfields4927 WAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE WIBBWEWS ARE BEING MEAN TO PWEZUDINT TWUMPP!!!!! MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

@lauriejones4507

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonfields4927 a lot of us ARE Colbert's audience as well. Sorry you aren't smart enough to get jokes from multiple entertainers... 🙄

@ldfreitas9437

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonfields4927 Both audiences are great. They laugh at the wannabe fascist dic(k)tator!

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Wonderful show, this is!

Pathetic but he's laughing all the way to the bank.

still can't believe he was EVER POTUS!!!

Jimmy's best on this one: "Did you know you used to be President of the United States?"

Stephen Colbert is going to have a field day with this announcement it's literally going to write itself when it comes to that part of the monologue

@mort8143

Жыл бұрын

He's not funny.

@DonariaRegia

Жыл бұрын

@@mort8143 He's hilarious! The "Better Know a District" series on the Daily Show was killing it. He got Jack Abramoff to appear and slipped him a benjamin "as a bribe", then got a sitting member of congress to state the reasons he likes cocaine. He was unleashed on Comedy Central. He's not allowed to have as much fun on CBS but he still gets a lot of zingers in.

@simonmarlan8528

Жыл бұрын

@@mort8143you obviously don’t get his humour.

@jjmike201243

Жыл бұрын

Colbert already has an animation made I bet?

@sciencewins8798

Жыл бұрын

It's sad that Trevor missed this one..

"based on his life and his career" - yeah, I remember when trump was an astronaut, a Nascar driver, a cowboy, a Superhero.... yeah, what an excellent biography of tRump's life. 🤣😂

I would enter that sweepstakes if the prize were never having to hear about Con Man Don again.

It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud in my cubicle when I read it. I knew right away that it would be a good night for late night talk show hosts.

@DonariaRegia

Жыл бұрын

Only ninety-nine dollars! That's less than a hundred!

@elirien4264

Жыл бұрын

@@DonariaRegia I'm surprised it's not $99.99!

@jerometaperman7102

Жыл бұрын

It’s the best price for nothing I’ve ever seen!

@DonariaRegia

Жыл бұрын

@@elirien4264 The $0.99 would be for shipping 😅

Superheroes don't announce they are Superheroes. First rule of being one is not taking credit for being one. This is more of a super villian move. The only announcement I want to hear is that he is being convicted for his crimes.

@kingjamos2422

Жыл бұрын

"I am here to announce that I am being arrested as we shpeak. My charges will be so big, some would say the biggest of all time. Nobody will be charged as much as me. Covfefe." - Donald Trump

@lawrencelampke6007

Жыл бұрын

As are millions of others

@sojournerkarunatruth4406

Жыл бұрын

I mean we gotta wait a little longer; he’s hiding something obscene ( have we gotten a copy of his taxes yet )? The truth will show in time ⏰ 12:12 🌞

@arielperez797

Жыл бұрын

Like how a good person never says they are a good person. Its hard to believe what comes out of anyones mouth...specially when in front of the camera.

@NizamuddinAshrafiMisbahi

Жыл бұрын

Ahhh kkkk uuu

Jimmy kimmell Live is the best TV Show in the United States of America!!! 🇺🇸🗽

Every time I think he can't get any more ridiculous, he goes and proves me wrong.

@marvinmartin4692

Жыл бұрын

The people buying this garbage are truly pathetic!

@kenrickeason

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@spacewizard3984

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@sawtooth808

Жыл бұрын

“I can’t do this anymore” - Steve Bannon on support for Donald Trump (!)

@last7509

Жыл бұрын

Ridiculous? He's cashing in while he can. While you head back to your next shift at walmart 😂

The 'Con' never stops with this felon...Time for the SC/DOJ/AG to make sure he visits a Judge & Jury real soon

Dre clapping for Biden was priceless.

The censorship part had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those were the best ones by far!

NOTHING will ever be funnier than Donald Trump embarassing himself like this. I still fall down laughing watching his announcement even though I've already watched it so many times. It's like the most cringe that has ever existed in history.

@johnhammond9962

Жыл бұрын

correct. this is priceless.

@henrynewton8809

Жыл бұрын

Even Steve Bannon couldn't stand to watch it!

@jeffreyenglish1815

Жыл бұрын

Funnier more are the digital artists that just f@cked him. Note the football NFT the football is deflated. Small hands ball cheater. There are many more to come in every image… The more eyes on the prize the better. Who can find Waldo or find the three differences?

@vietnamd0820

Жыл бұрын

@@henrynewton8809 Seriously? 😂

@laurendoe168

Жыл бұрын

Here's the thing, he doesn't embarrass himself; he will never feel a shred of embarrassment.

I honestly laughed until I cried when I saw Trumpies cards.

@sweett2185

Жыл бұрын

He lost a lot of weight. 😄🤣😂

@sirdavidoftor3413

Жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to see the memes! Stay safe, stay sane, stay Strong

@veedubbya

Жыл бұрын

Is it just a coincidence that on some of those cards, he looks a little like Putin?

@adamb89

Жыл бұрын

I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was a big joke, but then I started seeing it being reported on multiple reputable news outlets. I still had a hard time believing it. I mean this is a level of cartoonish idiocy normally reserved for political cartoons by someone's opposition to make them look stupid, but he unironically did it to himself thinking it was a good idea.

Best laugh I’ve had in ages!🤣

“Dinner with me.” What, a cheap McDonald’s meal? Hard pass…

When I heard the announcement from Trump I could not wait to hear what Jimmy had to say!!!🤣😂

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait to hear Stephen cover this!

@Mike-zr6yg

Жыл бұрын

Lol same

@-danR

Жыл бұрын

My only reservation is that I can imagine, to the extent those 'cards' are genuinely non-fungible, that enough non-Trumpezoids would put out $100 to have in perpetuity the _dumbest_ attempt at self-promotion in the history of the human race. And it could be Trump is consciously banking on that paradox. He would never have 'won' the -election- Electoral College without the help of CNN, NYT, etc. and pre-Musk Twitter, a fact that he has gloated over in his more candid moments.

@Nola50

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see what SNL does with it too

@fionamackie3357

Жыл бұрын

I'm hanging out for Sunday morning my time (Aus) to see Tommy Campbell's KZread video😂 Jimmy did not disappoint!!!

😂🤣🤪I didn’t think he could get any lower. He even out did the pillow guy‼️🤣😂

Great narrating Jimmy!

The grift never stops 🤣🤣

@r.mcbride2837

Жыл бұрын

Shameless, isn't he? Nothing embarrasses him. And those dumbsh*ts that follow him just lap it up. 😑

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

And neither does the cringe!

@bobbybussell297

Жыл бұрын

And to think this moron was president 🤯

@eimisavageofficial9196

Жыл бұрын

Don't type while drunk karen..r u ok

@BaconTomatoCheese

Жыл бұрын

And neither do the dumbasses that keep falling for it!

Every time you think Trump couldn't possibly go any lower... he does.

@susaneva520eva9

Жыл бұрын

Grifting is in his super power

@brando7266

Жыл бұрын

Wait till he gets indicted, it's only gonna get funnier,to watch him go down,

@corpsmankind

Жыл бұрын

Lower as in becoming intriguing to the youth!? Marketing genius.

@debherr1261

Жыл бұрын

Well said

@debherr1261

Жыл бұрын

@@brando7266 have to make one of trump guilty

How did we get here? How is this possible? Who would have believed this was going to happen back in 2015?

I can't decide if I have the dirtiest mind possible or if the makers of This Week In Unnecessary Censorship are driving me there

He has hit rock bottom. What a perfetic little person with no shame what so ever. The world is laughing of this loony

@Michiganian8

Жыл бұрын

It’s at us. They’re watching this online & mentioning the word Americans 🤦🏽‍♀️

@ronaldblackburn8947

Жыл бұрын

@@Michiganian8 In our defence, maybe we can say we are just joking??

I can't wait to see what Saturday Night Live does with this

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

Yes, yes, YES!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Caveat emptor, suckers!" - Plumpy da clown (laughing all the way to the hoosegow!)

Well said!

Honestly, Saturday night live should just play this commercial because you can’t even parody it. It’s already a parody.

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

Totally pathetic 🙄🤯

@robertgotschall1246

Жыл бұрын

Trump's greatest crime, destroying satire.

@dagarza1010

Жыл бұрын

No doubt in our hearts, sir. 😆😆😆

@myplan8166

Жыл бұрын

@@robertgotschall1246 😂😂😂

@eddyjimenez-scorpio

Жыл бұрын

You know whats goofier about Trumps latest grift? Ppl will buy this bullshit and keep paying for his lawyers. This dude has to be the sleaziest, greasy weasel ive ever seen in my life! This man was our President, and hes gonna run again. Stop already man, STOP!.

As soon as I saw the Trump NFTs, my first thought was: What the hell did I just see? My second thought was: Holy hell, this is hysterical, I can't wait to see the late-night comics tear this apart.

@miapdx503

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!🤣

@COLTS-xy9nu

Жыл бұрын

Same

@patharasown

Жыл бұрын

I think they might call it quits...you can't top this. I think someone should hack in a series of fake cards.

@bren6967

Жыл бұрын

@@patharasown Never say "you can't top this" when it comes to truly stupid people. Their reply will always be "Oh yeah? Hold my beer." Also, I can hear "challenge accepted" coming from thousands of amazingly skillful hackers.

@THINJIMI

Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t realize he’s the laughingstock of the United States.

5:35 - DAMNIT, JIMMY!!!! Some things, you just can't UNSEE!!! LOL

They're sold out!🤣🤣🤣

Couldn't wait for your take on the Chief Grifter's BIGLY announcement.

Guillermo has to be the best sidekick of all times. Guillermo we all love you !!

@TheSandman.

Жыл бұрын

Wait i thought Jimmy was the side kick 🤭

@sophierobinson2738

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSandman. 😂👍

@timb1319

Жыл бұрын

He's good but he's no Andy Richter

@jvs333

Жыл бұрын

@@timb1319 sorry but disagree Andy was not as openly willing to do anything, nor display an innocent gullibility all in that Guillermo has. Guillermo is just being Guillermo. Andy was playing a character for the sidekick job

@janegardener1662

Жыл бұрын

@@jvs333 Jimmy is willing to humiliate Guillermo on national TV for laughs. Not funny at all.

The one with the overcoat and the badge is his tribute to his hero Hershy Walker. Ha ha ha

Garbage Pal Kids made a comeback.

The only thing Trump is useful for is providing hilarious material for comics.

That western one kills me. “The Crisco Kid”

The modern take on commemorative coins and plates.

@hazelanderson1479

Жыл бұрын

Franklin Mint must be kicking themselves that they hadn’t thought of this first.

@fubartotale3389

Жыл бұрын

The same con as religion, selling an imaginary product.

@janicebunch7599

Жыл бұрын

He has been selling gimmicks for some time now with coins, flags, cards. He had "maga man wrapping paper with a superman pose

@ronaldblackburn8947

Жыл бұрын

@@janicebunch7599 Don't leave out Trumpie Bears!

@sweett2185

Жыл бұрын

@@janicebunch7599 true, but his cult receives those items. These can only be viewed from afar.

😂😂😂😂THEY SOLD OUT…I GUESS THE JOKES ON YOU😂😂😂😂😂

My favourite is Trump in the cowboy outfit as « High Plains Grifter ».

Not gonna lie: when Trump got Covid I was very disappointed it didn't take him. But watching him slowly degrade to a pathetic burning trashpile trying to grift with NFTs long after folks have moved past is far, far more amusing! Thank you, universe!

@twist58

Жыл бұрын

When it was announced he caught COVID, my family and I were laughing our butts off. No sympathy and justified.

@billthecat129

Жыл бұрын

Karma is good!

@sv2697

Жыл бұрын

It will be better once they put the traitor in cuffs.

@Betis91

Жыл бұрын

Disappointed it didn't take you😂

@judithacena4330

Жыл бұрын

🤣😅🤣🤣

Imagine selling cards of yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm having a second hand cringe pain

Those kids went from pumped to dejected when you mentioned their logo. Why deflate their enthusiasm?

Unnecessary censorship was too hilarious ! 😂

Serious question. How does one "trade" digital cards?

@dennisheyes4561

Жыл бұрын

Trump: It's a very simple process... very simple. You have the both persons send their account information in to me in order to verify the transaction, and at the bottom of the page where it says "transpher" you click "Yes." Just like what my third wife said when the divorce lawyer asked if she needed any help... What was her name again? Rudy: The divorce lawyer, or your wife? Trump: My wife stupid... Anyway, Then the money will be transferred from both your accounts... and the person, very lucky person to have such good friends - - will have the card added to their account. Then my pal Rudy... great guy. Treated so unfairly, but of course... not as unfairly as I have been treated. He will manually go in, and delete the old card from the first persons account. Rudy: HEY BOSS. I got an idea... how about they load the image onto their phones, and then trade the phones... Trump: Because I don't make any money that way stupid...

@ronaldblackburn8947

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisheyes4561 ☝👆👍 Hahaha :) that's a good one! Are you a writer for Jimmy K?

The sad thing about all this is that there are people that are buying these cards how embarrassing ....

THIS..... IS HILARIOUS!!

Unbelievable. By someone who admits he is BETTER than Washington and Lincoln. Sadly delusional.

This is F@cking HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

I passed milk thru my nose when the first card hit this AM….I laffed my azz off. The orange florida man is certifiably INSANE!….and so is anyone who is even contemplating buying one of these as an investment!

@ronaldblackburn8947

Жыл бұрын

Oh don't worry..he will have plenty of buyers..they are called magats as we all know. By the way..How's that wall going that they paid for??

Lol love it Jimmy

This made my head hurt, 😆

OK. He's a lifelong criminal on so many levels. Just get him convicted and in prison already. This is way past tiresome.

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

Way, way past🙄🤨🤮😠

@shwonsh

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna happen fool.

@PanaGringoBarefootBass

Жыл бұрын

@@shwonsh Ha! One who counts eggs before they hatch. Now, THAT is foolish.

@fionamackie3357

Жыл бұрын

I reckon. But this offering today was pretty freaking hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bbvollmer

Жыл бұрын

I agree but unfortunately not gonna happen.. if they didn't get Hillary they are not gonna get him either.. too much money and influence, or people dead in Hillarys case

In another universe, trump is definitely a mega church pastor.✨

I don't even know where to start! Dinner, an amazing prize... omg.

A fool and his money are still easily parted I see

“Literally cards against humanity “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love you jimmy

He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he must be indicted

@cherylleech785

Жыл бұрын

🎯

@mrsdraper171

Жыл бұрын

Love it.

@jaylovespti

Жыл бұрын

Should already be a year and a half into his sentence!

@WoodysAR

Жыл бұрын

That is almost a HAIKU...

@gunner678

Жыл бұрын

👍

This is sad...just sad.

It just keeps getting funnier

From England I think this is the most embarrassing thing he has done and there are a lot of other things. If his cult don’t start realising now what a grifter he is they are beyond help. The world is laughing.

@senanshortt5521

Жыл бұрын

We’re howlin here in Ireland too🙈

@khefrenka2348

Жыл бұрын

His cult has been beyond help for a while now.

@tsukiaquamooncat2041

Жыл бұрын

The sane Americans agree with you guys. Honestly, he just makes me want to move to Vancouver to live with my girlfriend.

@thewatchmen4920

Жыл бұрын

7 million followers will 💰💸💳🤑💵. It got to be the best 🚬🗣️💨💨💨💨 he's smoking. I'm getting me a bag 😎

@armiesep8710

Жыл бұрын

@ Orby.....I know I am an American live in California. This announcement is embarrassing, I know the world watches! That's why he no🤦‍♀️ longer president, frankly he never should of been president. Now I just pray, God removes him one way or another.

If a person could actually DIE from embarrassment, I suspect that 74 million Americans would have all dropped dead today after Trump's "announcement"

@gregorchard7881

Жыл бұрын

No, the cult would have forked out their money.....😜😜😜

@ashlibabbitt1111

Жыл бұрын

@@gregorchard7881 I bet you even Trump supporters won't buy that nonsense lol

@kingjamos2422

Жыл бұрын

@@ashlibabbitt1111 I wish that was true. I really do.

@ashlibabbitt1111

Жыл бұрын

@Michael Euthanasia one got a bullet in the neck the other got a knee to the neck

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I don't know how he keeps getting away with this!

Just wow. Ricky Gervais must be kicking himself that he didn't hire trump as a writer for 'the office'.

Jimmy kimmell is Awesome!!! 😎👍

It’s hard to believe that he would embarrass himself like this. He’s either losing it completely or setting up an insanity defense.

@markedly1013

Жыл бұрын

Losing it completely? That happened a long time ago.

@HardRockMaster7577

Жыл бұрын

Are you talking about the guy in the White House?

@wvp07

Жыл бұрын

Or rather, this is who he has always been the entire time.

@haggler

Жыл бұрын

@@HardRockMaster7577 Trump

@snafufubar

Жыл бұрын

@@HardRockMaster7577 oh and it's a deflection....missed the net completely, again

This announcement was a Christmas gift that keeps on giving… I’ve been laughing since it came out!

@klowen7778

Жыл бұрын

"And join an exclusive community... of the dumbest and most gullible Americans ever to walk the planet Earth." Which at last count, apparently totals over 70 million of 'em!

@markcepeda8144

Жыл бұрын

😀😉👍

@madmanaustinmadman9671

Жыл бұрын

Trump is laughing all the way to the bank , he sold out made 4.5 million Lmao

@Pntngbrn

Жыл бұрын

@@madmanaustinmadman9671 It totally proves that his supporters are idiots. I hope he takes them for all he can get. Maybe someday they will stop being made suckers

@michaelrowe7329

Жыл бұрын

A much needed laugh for Christmas!!! Indeed!

Who ever heard of anything so ridiculous you'd be better off buying moondust LOL

even i don't understand English that much i always love to see u guys show ! always make my day !

The Trump announcement feels like a 3am infomercial featuring 5 cd collections of dutch folk music. All it needed was an "act now and get one more _____ absolutely free!" And pretty sure but the nft game is all played out

@elirien4264

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Meyersci

Жыл бұрын

All it needs now is a dire warning to "Act now! Due to supply chain issues, we cannot guarantee the availability..."

Jimmy’s got me busting my gut on this one😂😂😂

How embarrassing 😳 😕