NL's "NOOO" after the banana broke, right after saying "it's fine if you break" had me rolling.

That polychrome on the fortune teller really gaslit the fuck outta eggman

12:10 was actually LEGENDARY

@Jabbersac

3 ай бұрын

the kids on tiktok talking about "manifesting", maybe they got a point

@JonnyAmish

3 ай бұрын

@@Jabbersac he manifested the flush joker, the banana joker and then accidentally manifested the banana breaking. He is in complete control

@GranolaBrick

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@JonnyAmishand right after to silence the non-believers, he summoned the non-eternal credit card. Lisan al Egg. It is written.

@CinereoTheRogue

3 ай бұрын

I came here to make this comment, take my like and reply! What a fucking CALL! He POPS OFF with’em sometimes!

@00Dakka

3 ай бұрын

LISAN AL GAIB

Fortune teller at the end hurts my soul

@emangore1425

3 ай бұрын

I was looking for someone else that agreed

@Cheldeo

3 ай бұрын

He was blinded by the polychrome, not realising baseball does the same mult, but it’s insane constellation wasn’t at the end

@kelzakdub

3 ай бұрын

He was sweating the score when it could have been so free, put FT at the left then let all the other uncommons multiply that flat mult. Egg is fried

@MrBuffalo

3 ай бұрын

I had veins popping out of my forehead

@Skwerll

3 ай бұрын

Losing the run because of this blind spot would be one of the biggest NL oopsies I've ever seen.

Manifests x2 if flush out of thin air, makes the banana vanish on command... He's becoming the Balatro fr

12:10 he is that guy

@TKanishk

3 ай бұрын

He is the mahdi!!

NL when negative eternal +1 hand size joker for $9: I'm not that interested NL when +1 hand size voucher for $10: It goes crazy though

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX

3 ай бұрын

Insert Patrick wallet meme

@SuperNoodlezLive

3 ай бұрын

Especially with how crazy hand size is for the checkered deck. Once you have 9 card hands you can't NOT draw a flush.

you know you're embracing insanity when you're buying an eternal 8ball

@NorthernlionLP

3 ай бұрын

and then deleting an 8 right after

A thing to consider: +1 Handsize guarantees a flush on checkered deck, every hand. Because with 9 cards you always have 5 of one color at least

@williammitchell6254

3 ай бұрын

Cant You just drawn all of one suit, or does this game have artificial rng?

@torchrrrr

3 ай бұрын

@@williammitchell6254 if everything you draw is of the same suit you still have a flush

@yeeteryoterson2802

Күн бұрын

@@williammitchell6254LMAO BRO IS COOKED

keeping fortune tell on the far right i am losing my mind I AM LOSING MY MIND

@ryanluck7

3 ай бұрын

I know this was killing me!!!!

@Jabbersac

3 ай бұрын

Embrace it! Rejoice! The chaos is beauty, the mistakes create perfection!

@etheth888

3 ай бұрын

He looked at it so many times man

@caseyo4086

3 ай бұрын

to be completely honest, I never noticed that. 😵

Fortune tellers position turned me type A

@PurestIcicle

3 ай бұрын

I was begging a recording of a stream of NL to move fortune teller lol

Me when I've had it up to here with Sam-I-Am's bullshit

@meteormashup8497

3 ай бұрын

+2

@wasabisniffles

3 ай бұрын

+2

@MBoy2000_

3 ай бұрын

+2

@metroidisprettycool119

3 ай бұрын

+2

@toxicsound2789

3 ай бұрын

+2

Burning his discards instead of getting card sharp online honestly killed his first run. He would’ve been fine

@KL-kx1pl

3 ай бұрын

It's the same personality trait that makes him hold onto tier 1 animals.

@Charlottiedottie

3 ай бұрын

type A andys and ruining the run by spoiling it in youtube comments name a better combo

@murmur9811

3 ай бұрын

@@Charlottiedottie why are you checking the comments on a video where you can bet your sweet Bippy people are gunna be complaining about misplays, now that’s a misplay on your part champ.

@Charlottiedottie

3 ай бұрын

@@murmur9811😂

@ahame94

3 ай бұрын

@@Charlottiedottie yeah and all those movie reviewers ruin movies by talking about em too! how dare they!

This game is awesome to watch because there are 7 billion permutations and a million ways to mess up. No shot that anyone makes the perfect plays every time, but boy, is it easy to notice someone mess up when you're sitting down eating chips. (This is where type A chatters are born)

I love when he plays his best hand before card sharp is active

3:06 When I go to the movies and the girl I'm with asks what the weird card game with the bald guy on my youtube is and I try to divert

@delimonky12

3 ай бұрын

+2

@NFStopsnuf

3 ай бұрын

x2

@isaacgardner7722

3 ай бұрын

Actually a genius.

@DeanoMachino14

3 ай бұрын

+2

Space Joker: "Flush? I sleep. High Card? Real S***." Space Joker is just like me frfr

Fried egg is back on the menu

missed the easiest high card pivot ever with double stuntman and card sharp

man was gifted the gift of prophecy for a minute there

there are many things to say about this video. but for me, the number one thing, is having fortune teller all the way on the right the entire time

@desertedham37

3 ай бұрын

it made me want to rip out my teeth

@jfacum24

3 ай бұрын

for me its the +0 erosion

@thejerg

3 ай бұрын

@@jfacum24 Erosion was at least uncommon, and you have to forgive him for walking away and coming back... I hate trying to finish a run i had to come back to and relearn

when he hanged man'd the 8 of spades

@johnny8183

3 ай бұрын

Such a good play

This man has me talking to my phone trying to convince him not to make the decisions he makes. I feel alive.

Skipping every useful uncommon and keeping his useless jokers is somthing I'll lose sleep over

18:45 important note is that +1 hand size is actually kinda big for this deck, because you can guaranteed draw a flush every time

@mertaliyigit3288

3 ай бұрын

Compared to getting a flush 60% of the time without discards

Its flabbergasting that Space Joker and the Wheel have the same odds as X-ray vision. I've had a run with Blueprint and... the left Blueprint on Space Joker and it still barely triggered.

21:21 dipped in mama liz' deleting an 8 from the deck oil............................................................... never change

I’m heavily balatro pilled but RIP sap, you will be missed.

With checkered deck, raising your hand size to 9 guarantees flushes every hand, you don't need to worry about which of the two suits you have more of or need more of.

@bbungison

3 ай бұрын

he do be mathing

Northernlion! I used to watch you so long ago during the heavy Isaac days. So glad I re found your channel! I'm in love with this game and your videos on it!

bro just manifested the 2x flush joker, he's becoming too powerful..

He harnessed the power of his comedic timing Cereal

Best balatro video so far. Intense and had me on the edge of my seat

Knowing NL I’m honestly surprised he didn’t just leave the camera recording and post a 5 and a half hour video

Librerian needs to make a compilation of NL being a fucking psychic

Epic video NL, very fun

I just want to say thank you for this episode, it had everything, the humour, the dad rush, the dubious plays, and the eventual victory. It's just so funny watching you try your best at progressing in the game while you're keeping track of your adult ass responsabilities, looking at the clock every couple seconds! feels like an extra layer of pressure and urgency like the clock ticking on 24. Really enjoyed this one!

He won golden stake while never multiplying his tarrot card joker damn what a legend

Me when my Mom walks in on me and my egyptian-rolplay-group dressed up in a shared crocodile costume: 10:05

@cook279

3 ай бұрын

I asked myself before clicking the timestamp what you could POSSIBLY be referencing. That was good.

imagine having stuntman + card sharp + summit and insisting on playing 5 card hands instead of high card/pair

@davideventili2881

3 ай бұрын

Pairs and high cards are for nerds

@davideventili2881

3 ай бұрын

Big hand = Big number

@Almaburger

3 ай бұрын

Actually kills me to watch it happen

@blackapple197

3 ай бұрын

@@davideventili2881 If you are playing higher stake low card hands are more viable.

@KL-kx1pl

3 ай бұрын

Don't forget using all discards before playing the first hand.

12:10 one for the history books

21:23 big play

congrats of finally getting thought orange, now for even harder stuff

"But if i discard a whole fucking playable hand so i can play high card maybe i can..." Lemme stop you right there

MALF: Dont skip blinds, get flat mult early, build econ before blowing all your dosh NL: But how about I do none of those things and blame the game for screwing me with RNG when I lose?

Man it took me awhile on orange and you made it look easier than it was for me. Good luck on the gold stake runs!

53:39 I know he's playing fast, I'm not being a hater. I am just curious how good his jokers are here. If he put his common fortune teller in slot one as the flat multer, it would still get the poly chrome affect, but it would also get multed by the 3 uncommons and constellation. I think he made it alot harder for himself and still pilled it through. Congrats 🎉

ive been waiting for this one since this morning

He shoulda had fortune teller further left the whole timeeeeeeee

Card sharp feels so good when you dont have the needle telling you it's nasty

Congrats on unlocking it! :)

Orange Stake has been *eating my lunch*.

53:53 Me when Im watching the Grand Canyon being formed

@protogon

3 ай бұрын

+2

Has to pick up his daughter in 17 mintues, but there's 26 minutes left in the video. Lets go!

Thats the most insane call ever

Bro it would've been so much more comfortable if he'd put fortune teller at the front

Mystic summit is a very nice joker early but NL really needs to stop buying it cause it puts him in the terrible habit of just auto-wasting his discards, ultimately causing his demise

the banana breaking was chefs kiss

Hello, Fortune Teller, I am going into Balatro and I want your strongest tarots. My Tarots are too strong for you, gambler.

that second run took me for a ride for once i feel like he was making the right plays but the game was trolling

A blind man throwing a ball would make less misplays than egg. Ngl lol

Buying liquidation before selling all his jokers was my type A chatter moment

pass up on blood stone when half your deck is hearts is craaaaazy

I love NLs Balatro videos ❤

NL really do be playing every Blind like he's against the Needle.

Trying to play flush with Stuntman is a bold move, cotton

When did he develop the habit of using all of his discards before playing his first hand?? I get that he has mystic summit in the first run, but +15 mult means nothing if you can't follow it up with meaningful hands

@powerlifting1012

3 ай бұрын

I think he is pressured to play too fast because he's a streamer. Also sixth sense

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX

3 ай бұрын

​@@powerlifting1012Brooo you cannot tell me he is pressured to play fast when the man will sometimes take literal minutes before making a move so he can banter. Also this wasn't stream, and he's also repeatedly done so in other runs with no benefit either.

@powerlifting1012

3 ай бұрын

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX I'm a vod frog idk

@Paradoxikality

3 ай бұрын

It's just mystic summit. If he has that joker he has it in his mind that he MUST use it and that he is unable to play any hands without being on 0 discards

the things this man will do for $20 (orange stake)

LETS GOOO YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Please give us a two episode day, Eggman.

That third run where he sold banner, his only chip joker, to buy a joker that gave him free planet cards and immediately lost the run on the next blind. Goated play.

The joker order is driving me crazy

51:29 Naota during the climax of every episode of FLCL

Gross Michael appears, saves the run, refuses to elaborate further

Brother please put the only flat mult you have at left behind all the other uncommon jokers, please egg

12:20 dipped in mama liz' time wizard oil

Can’t wait to see the Eden runs of Balatro !

ah yes adding mult at the end of the equation. how bold. my brain is going to explode, what has happened to me?

I'm in media rizzed up.

I think he really undervalues walkie talkie. The fact it gives you chips and mult is great and if you can get retriggers it gets even better. Idk It is one of my favorites

an uncommon joker dipped in mama liz’s baseball card oil

Skipping Bloodstone at 55:00 was a blunder

you cant call your shots if you dont call your shots

NL with Vagabond: Bro, let's play these blinds so Vagabond can pop off! NL with Space Joker: Let's skip all these blinds, thank you for nothing Space Joker!

Did not lock in!

7:50 AVAGADRO MENTIONED

@hoebare

3 ай бұрын

we have a mole in our midst

That last run could've been smoother if NL changed Fortune Teller from last position to before Constellation.

17:47 damn he got Balatroed so hard Edit: he had it coming for keeping fortune teller after erosion and mime for so fucking long

Deleting an 8 after getting eternal 8 ball is beautiful

Me when someone wants to talk to me about Orange Stake:

34:55 when someone asks what my favorite indie rock song of 2023 was

First run turned me into a type A

i just beat orange stake first try with the luckiest double tag. Has he tried getting fortunate?

Dipped in media res's chilli oil

Imagine there was a voucher that let you see the next antes boss blind

egg

56:00 since hwen does four of a kind take priority over flush

NL try not to skip the first two blinds challenge: difficulty impossible

12:29 Lil John after getting a joker that gives X2 mult if the hand contains a flush.

my first orange and gold were on the deck that start w/ the 2 fool cards