That 9 he turned into a rock at the start of the run and then vampire sucked back into a 9 is like doing laundry and finding $20 in your pocket

@dudekazoo

3 ай бұрын

That shit was kino cinema.

@redwolfjo3_647

3 ай бұрын

Chekhov's stone card

@I_EAF_19882

2 ай бұрын

@@redwolfjo3_647So true

42:57 Me trying to convince my boss that we need to pivot our heavy industry plant from raw material production to finished parts

@daddyquinnc

3 ай бұрын

Holy +2

@tadejwinsthetour

3 ай бұрын

top kek

@prgnify

3 ай бұрын

+2

@eyesee5413

3 ай бұрын

+2

@M_kanpur

3 ай бұрын

+2

13:02 when me and my friend are dropped into a boiling pot of soup

15:14 first grader failing to conjugate the verb "stolen"

@Qyubij

3 ай бұрын

in the past participle

49:02 me when I contemplate the human condition

@webslynger

3 ай бұрын

*2

Him rolling a Cloud 9 and moving past it when he had like 15 9's in the deck is the beginning of my Type A Joker Arc

@BrendanMorin

3 ай бұрын

55:34 this caused physical pain

@matisowagm

3 ай бұрын

I don't mind him playing fast in general but I wish he stopped just for a second on each reroll and actually considered the jokers. Because currently he's just basically looking for shiny stuff and misses a lot of synergies.

@mschuhler

3 ай бұрын

some of you Type A chatters should really convert, proposing he throw the run for the opportunity to get $15 in a build where money is not the issue truly has to be a perfect example of understanding what the cards do but having no idea how to use them. no joker in his possession would have been worth giving up for what is basically a pretty good voucher

@TheHutcharmy

3 ай бұрын

@@mschuhler valid but have you considered that there has never been a better time to take Cloud 9 and I wanted to live vicariously

24:40 when you're trying to sychronize waste disposal in every available bathroom in a bar/music venue

@davidisaac1500

3 ай бұрын

+2

52:44 Me when I finally open the Gamecube my parents got me for Christmas that I've known about for months

51:26 when it's your injection day but your roommate hid your estradiol valerate behind the window shades

@heatherhuntsharpies

2 ай бұрын

+2 made me chuckle

Passing up the cloud 9 for insane econ at 55:30 almost made me quit my job

@Q_z_

3 ай бұрын

My inner type A was about to break free of imprisonment at that moment

36:33 "Im normally anti-vampire“- Taylor Lautner in twilight

10:28 Hitler when I ask him if he should stop trying to murder millions of people.

@fireketchup2488

3 ай бұрын

+2

@4everfrost

3 ай бұрын

+2

@arbitrayer

3 ай бұрын

+2

@giannistaz

3 ай бұрын

+5

@tropinnka

3 ай бұрын

Okay this one got me breathless

45:29 Me being trying to commentate my first boxing match in the land of Oz:

@leonkruml

3 ай бұрын

+2😂

Bro’s chasing E like a T-girl 😂

@colemcegg3894

3 ай бұрын

🤢

@TheSquidProQuo

3 ай бұрын

-2

@frostythesnowmang

3 ай бұрын

-2

@esmeecampbell7396

3 ай бұрын

I suspect I'm not mentally ill enough to understand your comment

@kunaicastgaming3508

3 ай бұрын

The -2s are mental this is the most +2 joke in history

50:27 instantly skipping onyx agate when it's strictly 2x better than the common club joker is pretty funny ngl

@r8gg

2 ай бұрын

Real

10:28 Someone in the UK when they REALLY want to phone the police

29:03 when my boss tells me to clock out but i have one more important thing to do before i dip

@roostangarar

3 ай бұрын

+2

@christofarien

3 ай бұрын

+2

I think if you have two vampires you actually want to keep them as close to one another as possible by switching them, let's see.... (before feeds) 2 vampires at 10x = 100x (50 feeds) 1 vampire at 20x, 1 vampire at 10x = 200x (50 feeds) 2 vampires at 15x = 225x So slightly more efficient to keep them at the same rank!

@litapd311

3 ай бұрын

its's the same reason why you want to balance chips and mult, maximizing the area of a rectangle is by making the two factors/sides equal

I was really upset about him turning a 9 into a stone card at the beggining, but it felt so good seeing it come back

OMG when he threw away the 7's at 13:00, I knew it was over. Got a little too confident. Classic Balatro video lmao

@average.yt.commenter609

3 ай бұрын

That's what we're here for. This one bald guy making the most outrageous mistakes that you couldn't even invent in your mind palace.

@aaryanshah9540

3 ай бұрын

​@@average.yt.commenter609 Nah I'd definitely make these mistakes but it's more outrageous when he does it because I actually saw it as compared to when I'm in the heat of the game

@LL43216

3 ай бұрын

I was screaming "NO NO NO YOU HAVE MORE SEVENS"

@average.yt.commenter609

3 ай бұрын

@@aaryanshah9540 Alright I'll give it to you the 7 is an easy mistake. But man some of the other vids

@MrVovansim

3 ай бұрын

Sometimes I wish the lad would slow down a tiny bit and think before clicking. That run could have been so good.

50:28 cant believe he kept gluttonous joker when the onyx a direct upgrade was in the shop lmao😭

6:34 when i have to guess how an avalanche works

@KEEFOj

3 ай бұрын

these comments are insane 😭

@mekaloton

3 ай бұрын

when i'm falling in love (i'm in a john green novel)

@4everfrost

3 ай бұрын

+2

@JB-xl2jc

3 ай бұрын

Me when I take too many edibles because I had one like two hours ago and dude I'm not feeling anything I'll just take another and oh no

@TPK_MAKG

3 ай бұрын

​@@mekaloton+2

1:01:20 NOOOO It’s over for me. This is the moment I became type a.

@co2_os

3 ай бұрын

I had the same reaction

@Pops333

3 ай бұрын

Wait. Please explain

@DRGN-

3 ай бұрын

​@@Pops333he gets a free planet X and uses it, even tho keeping it would mean 1.5x mult

@JacobFelten

3 ай бұрын

@@Pops333 He had the voucher that gives you 1.5x mult per planet card of the hand type you play, so he threw away an extra trigger.

@dogdayboy7266

3 ай бұрын

Dear type A commenter, if he had kept the second planet he could not get 2 tarot card every discard, which is more important in scaling 2 vampires than an extra 1.5x. Also note that an extra 1.5x does not get you from 600 million points to 47 billion points

I was able to supress my feelings when he turned a 9 into a stone card, but when he used the Empress on the two enhanced 9s while a regular 9 of clubs was chilling right next to them I felt the Type A awaken deep within me.

I once met a man at a rave who was on a similar quest

@magnusculley6817

3 ай бұрын

i was surprised top comment wasn’t about this

@Subsistence69

3 ай бұрын

That man was me

@ZerosiiniFIN

Ай бұрын

I don't get it :(

Watching the Flush Fives be played... So painful.

Been speaking to my buddy after 50 hours of game time and he says jokers are important? Idk man idk

@aaryanshah9540

3 ай бұрын

hate to break it to you, but your buddy is a fed planted by LocalThunk to prevent people from getting too good at the game thus resulting in more game time

"It'll come slow then it'll come fast" -me when I'm gooning

@aaryanshah9540

3 ай бұрын

+2

@aurens.

3 ай бұрын

does NL even say that in the video or are you just sharing with the class?

@DerryckStorm

3 ай бұрын

@aurens. why not both, he says it and I'm sharing

Nine nines, and he isn't rushing for a 9 five of a kind build? Brother, the A is calling.

Wheel of Nope is my favorite tarot card.

@Sammo69420

3 ай бұрын

1 in 40 hours to pop

I think the vampire stole his hair effect

Skipping cloud nine sent me into early kidney failure

14:20 I love when he talks himself out of bad ideas. I was so worried.

@dudekazoo

3 ай бұрын

I prefer when he spends that long trying to talk himself out of bad ideas but fails and goes through with the bad idea anyway.

I was also an egg looking for E once.

Oh my god 58:25 might be his magnum opus thats too good

More like Baldatro

@eduardm4988

3 ай бұрын

realest comment i seen on here in a min

@theofficialkeanureevesYT

3 ай бұрын

+2

@boneyzoney9551

3 ай бұрын

OMG HE ISSSSS

@giannistaz

3 ай бұрын

Someone said omg he is 💀

How many times did he play his Holo 9 thinking it was an enhanced 9?

26:05 when you're a pharisee sentencing James the Less but you're being real casual about it

From my experience, I don't think 'Mama Liz's e oil' is possible w/ Vampire. Even with Red seals, your retriggers were just going to get you like +9 chips.

@dudekazoo

3 ай бұрын

If he could dupe holo or polychrome cards and get red seals on them it would be fine. Since enhancements pale in comparison to editions anyway. Especially since five cards hands already diminish your steel card potential. TL;DR You can hit e but it definitely makes it harder at some point.

Me, when I'm naming my Sesame Street themed D&D campaign:

Once again I'm greatly enjoying the KZread crafted Balatro videos. Even when there's mistakes along the way, I prefer both the pace of play and the type of commentary on these to the stream vods. Thank you Egg

RIP Cloud 9 55:34

@zjl0017

3 ай бұрын

That one hurt

Me when I suddenly have the urge to find a meme from many years ago

1:09:54 when my friend with an ecstasy addictions does ketamine for the first time

Probably should have used the tarot cards to mix up your 9s so you didn't get flush five.

@rockguy2154

3 ай бұрын

Or maybe he shouldn't have sunk cost fallacied himself because he had literally like 2 extra levels on five of a kind instead of flush five and invested in flush five earlier on given how much of his deck was club 9s it would've literally just put more gas in the tank

@Subsistence69

3 ай бұрын

@@rockguy2154he was indecisive on the hand he was trying to play and it was driving me crazy

26:29 Me when our medium in art class is marine life one too many times

Invisible joker always targets oldest and newest jokers

@magnusculley6817

3 ай бұрын

good knowledge wow

14:49 Me when im an ivy league admissions officer

29:25 AND 30:30 using the world card to turn the spade into a spade instead of selling it to buff campfire is turning me into a type A chatter

I have to pause and try to sleep or something. My man is killing me, his insistence against flush five bc "it's about the same" when it scales chips faster plus you know, having the family. And then on top of all of that he kept drawing into flush fives because so many were clubs, yet he kept selling suiting tarots instead of using them.

my favorite moment of the video: NL is building a club flush deck and hang mans one of his clubs

"We need to look at our deck again" plays blind till the end without looking at deck anyway. 😂😂

wouldn't duping the club 9s instead of other suits just raise the chance of being forced to play flush fives?

Him never changing any of the club nines to a different suit to make sure he can play the five of a kinds hes been leveling up and not a flush five has made me type A. Edit: He mentions it 1 minute before he dies, but Im shocked he didnt think of it earlier.

Great run love the direction it took, its so hard to not be a type a watching this one tho im gonna keep it real

Damn, I was at the edge of my seat for at least 25% percent of that

The way this man plays this game is actual insanity

51:26 when you go visit your parents after moving out but they threw away your toys

holyyyy the vamp copy had me standing up

the Costco guys bit is making me miss Mama lLz.

Bruh had a second Five-of-a-kind celestial card in his consumable slot and used it, even though those mults stack

i love how he looks towards chat even if it’s not there when ever anything pog happens ☺️

@chaoticswordz

3 ай бұрын

this is from a stream, chat just isn’t shown

Him rolling Vagabond in shop while he has a perfectly good Econ setup is like watching a horror movie. Will the protagonist enter the obviously evil house or won’t they?

17:06 4/5 cards for the straight flush, discards and gets the 4 of clubs he needed... "I dont see that coming to pass"

In Sweden, "e" is common slang for ecstasy... reading the title like that makes the thumbnail look kind of unhinged, lol

the fortune teller, vamp, purple seal, campfire combo is insane

hmmm... hemomancer

24:00 ah yes pass on three more clubs when you have two gluttonous joker already

Egg Getting his econ online just to lose with unspent money is peak content.

36:30 Simon Belmont when someone asks him his opinion on Dracula

22:45 dipped in joey wheelers' time wizard oil

I got a brain aneurysm when he decided not to buy +8 club mult to replace the +4 club mult

actually well fucking annoying when your mates derail your night out with a quest for e

NL completely ignoring the moon at 24:02 makes me go insane

@HuffmanSam

3 ай бұрын

😡😡😡

Cloud 9 would have gone crazy hoooooly great run

Planet X in hand when you have telescope and 5 of a kind leveled up is a super bait.

i would always give steel to kings in case you hit the rare king joker

screenwriter of the fall of the third reicz when that one scene: 10:28

New Balatro episode dipped in Mama Liz's full house oil?

NL doesn't have face blindness because he is the GOAT at daily dozen celebrity miss mash but he sure does have ace blindness after recognizing odd Todd potential then turning one of 7 aces into stone...

1:02:24 Me the first time I watched dracula as a child and saw him transform

Wow never realized if u have two vampires only one gains more xmult

@joegocal

3 ай бұрын

He also kept feeding the vampires to go from like x10-x11 when he could make steels and get x1.5^n instead.

Selling 2 five of a kind planets in a row when they are 1.5x mult each made me scream at my monitor, I'm becoming the monster.

brother has campfire and he keeps using the tarots that change suits to change a single card into the suit it already was, i am becoming a type A chatter

he skipped cloud nine without even looking

The sad fate of all vampire decks

anoyone else losing their mind watching him only death on club 9s when he keeps saying hes not going for flush 5 and has heart and diamond 9s he could pick instead.... and not buying standard packs that could have 9s....

Here is your E, Ryan, now you can be free.

NL mixing up enhancement with edition everytime that 9 appeared made me crazy

Took about 30-41 minutes to see that tribe is just sitting there.

2 vampires do not scale (unless you have a way of readding a enhancement during the resolution)

What's good for the goose is good for the vampire

Nothing is better than the coconut tree bit.

I pogged out of my gourd when the invisible became vampire Edit: oh the second one doesn't scale up lmao

Me when Im at a rave and my dealer is out of town:

Chatting Hey Northernlion, you don't have to keep 7 9s in your hand if you know that 5 9s win! You can discard some 9s for a better chance to draw those purple seals!

10:28 me recalling my favorite escape room puzzle game (i've misremembered the title as being 2 digits longer than it is)

24:06 time wizard, attack the moon!

Skip. Skip. Skip. Ah we're cooked!

1 hour balatro, hemomancing