Should have put your bulbs in the blender

@MusicMeltsReal

3 жыл бұрын

egg

@josiahfillingham4885

3 жыл бұрын

egg

@thezucc2478

3 жыл бұрын

Egg

@alenokta8122

3 жыл бұрын

egg

@Badinjava

3 жыл бұрын

Balls

Why did you blend the Pokemon cards? Despicable

@The_Google_User

3 жыл бұрын

Eat my arms

@colchin3282

3 жыл бұрын

jeff

@charliep4680

3 жыл бұрын

Why does this only have 17 likes lol

@stevefromtarget1569

3 жыл бұрын

amongus

@calebmoody7473

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine you had a charizard

The amount of toxic fumes that they inhaled in this one episode probably did more damage to his lungs than the vapes.

@umlau9910

2 жыл бұрын

seriously. that vape blender was legitimately toxic.

@alexiswye2825

2 жыл бұрын

I think they forgot about the literal battery that vapes have

@Sniperboy5551

Жыл бұрын

Yeah as far as I can tell from the studies they’ve done so far, vapes are pretty harmless compared to stuff like butane (from the lighters) or lithium/cadmium/god knows what (from the batteries)

@newp0rt

Жыл бұрын

@@Sniperboy5551 100%. taking a big huff of lithium batteries was far worse than however long vaping chad ever did. one of the worst things you can breathe in like that.

@DaveSmith-pc4ul

10 ай бұрын

Yea bro breathed in battery fumes

Damn it man, I was just about to blend these exact items too but luckily this informative KZread documentation has prevented that. Thank Cold Ones

@Ave_Satana666

5 ай бұрын

2 years waiting for a comment is crazyyyyy

Maybe they blended the hard-drive with Max's Japan vlogs as well

@mother5472

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha 😂

@johnericgobaton4068

3 жыл бұрын

bruh

@cinephile_jay

3 жыл бұрын

Did they never get uploaded?

@tamamonomae7465

3 жыл бұрын

@@cinephile_jay no never they're trapped in the maxvoid

@jah5390

3 жыл бұрын

Joji vlogs

“That is the most disgusting smell ive smelled from a food object”~the man behind hair cake, vomit cake and human cake

@ipodman371

3 жыл бұрын

thats how you know hes a credible source on the matter

@GarrettsGear

3 жыл бұрын

That was not food back in the day.

@oliverlastname6120

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the rotten chicken was worse than that

@kedrshr1mp6

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what i was thinking

@marodoix4090

3 жыл бұрын

memories...

I love how Max hides behind the cardboard cutout like it would actually stop some fast moving shrapnel LMFAO 😂😂

The amount of times I've seen Chad burn himself over the years and yell "HOT" is truly impressive

I love how Max is always scared by the stupid shit Chad does, but then Max will go ahead and do even more stupid shit.

@killar1one

3 жыл бұрын

he’s probs shitting it that chad is gonna fuck it up lmao

@RasinBram

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@cnutsack

3 жыл бұрын

He took cover when they were blending a plush toy, but not when they were blending light bulbs.

@Musical_Nero

3 жыл бұрын

The duality of max

@Custly

2 жыл бұрын

True, max would be scared of the safest science experiment, but would drink a gallon of glue no problem

holy fucking shit that whole elmo part was simultaneously some of the funniest shit i've ever seen and the most horrifying

@Xoct232

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@dr.president6702

3 жыл бұрын

Advertisement when wild nowadays

@mudsludge

3 жыл бұрын

it was painful to watch

@chickenwingnut9217

3 жыл бұрын

FR

@wilmaaiakraulen148

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what im here for

Max getting upset at Chad for breaking the melon ball is extremely ironic

@SteampunkHorse

7 ай бұрын

Finally Bouncing bubble recipe

The editing on these Cold Ones videos is top notch. It's not overly edited but just enough at the right times to enhance the funny

When things get boring, watching Chad waterboarding Elmo never will be.

@EdwardGordington

3 жыл бұрын

is english your first language?

@_.sbeatle_.9060

3 жыл бұрын

@@EdwardGordington the English is fine mate, can you read?

@edv.3788

3 жыл бұрын

@@_.sbeatle_.9060 can you?

@mgm105

3 жыл бұрын

@@edv.3788 I know I sure can’t.

@tommangan7

3 жыл бұрын

That's apple juice boarding

They should’ve put Elmo out of his misery. He’s going to live a life of infinate pain. He survived, yes, but at the cost of a fate beyond death. Having to listen to cold ones for eternity

@harrygoodchild4563

3 жыл бұрын

Chad really said welcome to the machine

@rustywwibayonet4313

3 жыл бұрын

those pieces of demonic shit are indestructible, you would only be causing it more suffering, which is what it deserves

George saying "dying slow" at 4:28 as they slowly rip him apart killed me

I'd love to see a video of them cleaning all the stuff up after the shoots.

@donnadanielsen9411

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Should do a “can you microwave this” episode, used to love that show

@Zephyr616

3 жыл бұрын

They need a tin foil shield to protect their nuts, cuz no one wants roasted nuts

@WARDEATHFUN

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a good idea to microwave this... before they finally microwaved everything.

@elebit56

3 жыл бұрын

Don't encourage them...but also yes

@NicoKurse

3 жыл бұрын

They will burn the whole fucking office

@Zephyr616

3 жыл бұрын

@@NicoKurse nah I think it'd be fine. I mean just look at TylerTube, you'd think he'd have burnt his garage down by now 😂

The whole Elmo blending part was nightmare fuel. Elmo is immortal but can’t regenerate, you better watch out Chad & Max. He will seek revenge & haunt you...

@MorningStarMidnightSun

3 жыл бұрын

The Child’s Play sequel we didn’t know we needed

@AngelRuiz-so9dk

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I can't stop laughing

@superfupahecc

3 жыл бұрын

im telling you rn hes gunna turn into a pickle and its gunna be the funniest shit youll ever see

@Edboy691

3 жыл бұрын

Elmo didn’t kill him self

@letsgetbetterfrank6152

3 жыл бұрын

Can I tell you something, my 3yo nephew was watching with like “no, Elmo kaka now :(“

When Elmo comes back to life and blends up chad in a industrial woodcutter I’ll be waiting

i dont get how max is afraid of this but would happily eat anything anyone puts in front of him

Elmo will have his revenge one day

@colstonish2168

3 жыл бұрын

hmm no likes

@personnn

3 жыл бұрын

is pyro's next vid petscop 2 tell me now

@user-sd6lg8lf5c

3 жыл бұрын

He sure will my favourite duck

@LucasChosen

3 жыл бұрын

shut up?

@unnamed9238

3 жыл бұрын

Elmo

it's like when your a kid and you make "potions" just from random crap you find around the house.

@Cuznz

3 жыл бұрын

3 different body washes, some shampoo, some toothpaste, bit of moisture or other bottled products and BOOM - I made something I can smell, mix with my finger to see if it changes colour, to then rinse and repeat a few days later. the life of a youngn

@peacefulbeatsforrealhumans8379

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cuznz epic

@INCARNIE

3 жыл бұрын

_they actually start making potions_

@cooldud7071

3 жыл бұрын

jerma

@cyokoh

3 жыл бұрын

I remember putting an eraser in 💀

I almost got radiation poisoning from just looking at you guys blend those glowsticks...

Chad really does live up to Anything4Views willing to lose his whole ass hand and start a fire in order to blend Tickle Me Elmo and lightbulbs

y'all so goofy LOL xD keep it up!

@Hymensintact

3 жыл бұрын

So....uuhhhh. You guys wanna blend some stuff for our entertainment as well?

@natamurran7046

3 жыл бұрын

Nice new pants

@8_cat._.hat_8

3 жыл бұрын

Hi mat hi ryan please stop commenting on their videos as they are cool and you are not. My child (he is autistic) saw your comment and it made him cry and punch his head🤕. Please stop being so uncool thank you

@8_cat._.hat_8

3 жыл бұрын

Also please do a lets play of halo ce

@miserymachine-ry7618

3 жыл бұрын

sir.

I'm just imagining George's execution as canon lore for toy story, imagine if two Australian bogans were just chucking Andy and the toys into blenders while sloshed

These guys aren’t living past 35 in any possible universe, quality content

Mom: "go hangout with the next door neighbor" The next door neighbor: Chad

How tf did Chad make it to adulthood with all ten fingers

3.2 million nerds around the world just shed a tear when they blended the Pokémon cards. wAs tHeRe A cHaRzArD iN tHeRe?!?!

3:40 "Dying slow" *The Shining music starts playing*

@lorenamartines41

11 ай бұрын

He said Dinasour

blender full of battery acid: *exists* Max: BREATHE THAT IN BREATH THAT IN

@dalecarnegie4440

3 жыл бұрын

Max: Can we smoke that?

@slimeballslatty

3 жыл бұрын

lemme smacc that 🤣

@kedrshr1mp6

3 жыл бұрын

Vapes don't use lead acid battery's, blender was full of lithium.

@SteampunkHorse

7 ай бұрын

Max to Chad, a recovering vape addict, referring to the toxic fumes of a blended vape: BREATHE THAT IN, BREATHE THAT IN

Everyone talking about elmo but no one talking about chad quitting vaping we proud man

@ablenderscrubbedclean6087

3 жыл бұрын

That way, they'll just lose their liver.

@strayfix8865

3 жыл бұрын

by blending the non-rechargeable vape

@eggroll5523

3 жыл бұрын

@@strayfix8865 it’s recharge able if you take the bottom off and snip the cord of a iPhone and put the red wire to the red part of the battery and the black to the black part of the battery and I’m drunk

@eggroll5523

3 жыл бұрын

@@julioestrada3111 yep I’m even more drunk I thought you were talking about panda feet

@eggroll5523

3 жыл бұрын

@@julioestrada3111 yo carts are fucking epic I want one rn

And Max finally found the rainbow Charizard. Now he just has to glue it back together.

Chad (on vaping): "May I never subdue myself to this toxic shit again." Drinks alcohol for a living. What a legend. Pure legend.

@SteampunkHorse

7 ай бұрын

Absolutely

Max: Will eat vomit cake Also max: Wont eat apple seeds Makes sense

@fishbowlheretic

3 жыл бұрын

you have to set the bar somewhere.

@benedictcumbersnatched7735

3 жыл бұрын

There’s cyanide in apple seeds lol

@23as23100

3 жыл бұрын

@@benedictcumbersnatched7735 you would have to eat a full cup of Apple seeds to die from it though

@swaghettimemeballs4420

3 жыл бұрын

@@23as23100 200, to be exact.

@punkboypurree

3 жыл бұрын

@@swaghettimemeballs4420 so 199 is the limit? good to know...

"Today we're asking the age old question" "Will it blend?" "Let's talk about that"

@jeremiahgrande455

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t Breathis

@yotoyloko

3 жыл бұрын

"Is it a good idea to microwave this?"

@calebmoody7473

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't gmm

@BRGRPAUL

3 жыл бұрын

@@yotoyloko That was such a good fucking series. I watched it all the time when I was younger.

@lewisperez6469

3 жыл бұрын

@@yotoyloko we view the experiment through a aluminum covered door 😆

I wonder why all those anti smoking and vaping organization don't use this in their ads

Elmo talking while being decimated was hilarious

I actually got scared when Chad put his hand in the blender.

@MacetazzOpina

3 жыл бұрын

I know me too haha

@hotspidicey

3 жыл бұрын

i mean i wouldn’t put it past him to put a hand in a blender for a bit so i was legit scared

i accidentally blinked and missed 30 hours of editing

@Calilou52

3 жыл бұрын

Ever watched a Twomad video? Lmao

@juanmanuel2002

3 жыл бұрын

F

@funnycaption5240

3 жыл бұрын

@@Calilou52 Pretty sure he used to edit these actually before he did his own stuff more seriously

@ghostinng274

2 жыл бұрын

@@Calilou52 twomad edited this one and I think a few other videos like this. He replaced prezoh for a bit if I remember right.

@geforcegtx10606gb

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostinng274 prezoh edited this one

4:52 literally sid from toy story

The music when they were blending Elmo was scaring me

"Get your kid one of these things" "Not the blender" LMAO

I lost it when elmo started tap dancing in the blender while singing

@Ru77ian

3 жыл бұрын

funniest edit of the video imho

@decadeguerra7493

3 жыл бұрын

Same

That edit of Elmo tap dancing while being shredded apart by the blender killed me😂

whoever edits these vids is amazing at setting the vibe for each segment

4:16 "ITS LIGHTING UP ITS LIGHTING UP" im CRYING 😭😂

I didn't think elmo could be more tortured after what Michael Reeves did... I was wrong 😭

@theboi6358

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/f5ub0sqigLSzks4.html

@madeinmicrosoftpaint

3 жыл бұрын

@@theboi6358 stfu

@SlyHikari03

3 жыл бұрын

We don’t trust Michael Reeves

@E-Recktable

3 жыл бұрын

@@SlyHikari03 good

@Babyteef

3 жыл бұрын

Have you SEEN what rhett and link did with the sucker?

Whoever edits this needs to know that it’s fantastic and YES I do rewind to watch even the split-second edits you’re making. Keep it up lol

@squidgama

3 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE

@nomadhermit6538

3 жыл бұрын

It’s prezoh/Scott they try to be funny on Twitter

@captainwhitworth

3 жыл бұрын

Took the words right out of my mouth. Serious dedication with this editor.

@icecreamwasabi

3 жыл бұрын

The editor sometimes makes enough edits that are so funny that I start cry laughing.

@vtv123here6

3 жыл бұрын

shut up

The party poppers being blended sounded like a gieger counter. Finally. Radioactivity.

I wondered to myself who would watch something like this but then I smile with childish glee as they blend an Elmo toy

I don't care how long it would take. One day, I would love to see Eric Andre on cold ones.

@frozone2366

3 жыл бұрын

Good idea

@lord_toker

3 жыл бұрын

@@davedoesthingsdreaded i dont like you

@sulfurical7439

3 жыл бұрын

As much of a chance as Joji

@kill3rbamb146

3 жыл бұрын

@@lord_toker lol

@Subsistence69

3 жыл бұрын

Thiisss

I wanna see these guys do a "will it microwave" and just straight up microwaving lighters and other stuff

@alexspander7798

3 жыл бұрын

theres a youtube channel called is it a good idea to microwave this. made around the same time as will it blend

@goosepaw8828

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexspander7798 wow i totally forgot about that, i used to watch their videos as a kid !

@alexspander7798

3 жыл бұрын

@@goosepaw8828 i promptly started watching their videos again after commenting this haha

@HolyBread

3 жыл бұрын

only a spoonful

@milesedgeworth132

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually dangerous. If they decided to smash the microwave and fuck around with it they might activate the magnetron without shielding and just give themselves super cancer.

13:50 "and as a kid you *huff the gun powder* "

Such a beautiful blend (no pun intended) of hysterical and disturbing in watching that Elmo being pulped and prodded into a blender…

9:12 like chad didn’t literally just blend a vape with a lithium battery in it 🤣

@Niceri98

3 жыл бұрын

Brother...?

@azztastic1257

3 жыл бұрын

Omg it’s da roach dogg jr

The tap dancing Elmo part was one of the best things I’ve ever watched

@lordbored2706

3 жыл бұрын

I cackled!

@BellumCarroll

3 жыл бұрын

It was disturbingly hilarious

When he held elmo by the neck and said "where does humpty dumpty keep the stash!?" I literally stopped breathing

i love how u cant tell if its elmo anymore its just a red blob in the background. perfect mascot shows everyone what we do around here

4:45 “that tickles” George said in defiance to the torture as Max held what was left of his mangled body

@yadezm

3 жыл бұрын

brutal

@mrfosilman

3 жыл бұрын

4:42 "Oink Oink" *Translation:* "You mere mortals really thought a blender was going to be enough against me?"

@playerhateroftheyear1084

2 жыл бұрын

Admirable comrade. Did not give in to the portly Australian capitalists

@squidwardtortellini4982

2 жыл бұрын

George and Elmo were cackling at the pathetic attempts on their lives that Max and Chad made

Is Malfoy done with moaning myrtle in the hufflepuff bathroom yet

@supafance92

3 жыл бұрын

a man's work is never done

@george5040

3 жыл бұрын

asking for a friend

@colete888

3 жыл бұрын

the sex was poggers

@zeb4269

3 жыл бұрын

After he was done with moaning Myrtle in the hufflepuff bathroom, it was just Myrtle! And she gave him 'The HogWarts'!

@BleachedPeehole

3 жыл бұрын

Childhood ruined

i would watch ten hours of glowsticks being blended in the dark.

Anyone know the music for when they blended the glow sticks?

"may i never subdue myself with this toxic shit ever again" -proceeds to burn and smell a lithium battery

I’m so early chad is still sober

@animecrunchtime

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think anyone can be that early for anything.

@CamCorder55

3 жыл бұрын

@@animecrunchtime never ever

@marak_

3 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume that chad is ever truly sober

@calebangell77

3 жыл бұрын

You're 13 years early?

@ferench1145

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's probably for the best considering what they're doing

Cold Ones turn every bad day into a great one! just love it

Was having a rough night. Fun always to see the vids! Great fun guys!!

6:34 This video is a massive meme but big props to you Chad! Not easy to get off nicotine and I'm proud if you big boy.

@Cuznz

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks my man

@YungGupta

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cuznz got you my man

@cooldud7071

3 жыл бұрын

I'm proud too, now instead of nicotine he takes 200mg of edibles every six hours.

chad: ''i have officially quit vaping!'' also chad: **inhales toxic metal and plastic chemicals all at once**

It's not funny to anyone else, but "What do they have in the army? Fruit" gets me every, fucking, time

i love all the slow motion shots, A tier vid

Max: remembers that there’s cyanide in fruit seeds. Max: forgets to core the apples

@tcideh4929

3 жыл бұрын

Much less per seed for an apple. Even all the seed together are way less than a peach or nectarine

@manuelp7472

3 жыл бұрын

You think you're smart, but you clearly aren't.

@tcideh4929

3 жыл бұрын

@@manuelp7472 me? Cause I don’t really think anything about myself. You can look up the amount in each on your own 😄

@arcaedias

3 жыл бұрын

@@manuelp7472 talking to yourself bud?

@Angels510

3 жыл бұрын

@@manuelp7472 Kinda ironic since you obviously typed this out in perfect grammar to try and show how smart you are... Kinda sad...

Memes and jokes aside, that Elmo is actually really high quality holy shit

This was the first cold ones video I watched, and I was just blown away by the editing and couldn't stop laughing. Thank you, Aussie boys

Imagine what would happen if chad and max got hold of a wood chipper for a few hours😂

Chad: rips the blender off the base without turning it off "THIS BREAKS SO EASILY!"

@GoddessRubyJade

3 жыл бұрын

The way I read this comment just as that part of the video played 😂

prezoh's editing accounts for 85% of my laughs

@monkeybreath4842

3 жыл бұрын

95%

@mariotijerina4322

3 жыл бұрын

@Primo Antonius Happy birthday man.

@smashyrashy

3 жыл бұрын

Thats harsh on the boys but maybe if you learned to edit your videos might actually be watchable

@J1mmyM1Lk

3 жыл бұрын

Fr the tap dancing was a stroke of genius

@squidgama

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeybreath4842 97%

My boyfriend and I are watching this stoned as fuck. The blending Elmo bit is hilarious. Big up to Chad and Max as well as their AMAZING editor and team❤️❤️❤️ P.S we love you guys you’re jokes 😂💁🏼‍♀️

Inventor of blender: I wonder what tasty things people will make in the future People in the future: Elmo smoothie

"I don't want that its got cyanide" *throws entire apple in blender*

@AriaOrAries

3 жыл бұрын

only have cyanide also you would have to eat 18 pounds of seeds to even get cyanide poisoning

@crocinsock8439

3 жыл бұрын

@@AriaOrAries apple seeds have high amount of cyanide in them it would only take around 18 apples to produce enough cyanide to kill a man 👍

@jamalgs3388

3 жыл бұрын

Cherries are the actual worry

@AriaOrAries

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamalgs3388 your right about that also kale can kill you

@jamalgs3388

3 жыл бұрын

@@AriaOrAries Kale! Noo not Kale too!

15:15 Uncle Roger is rapidly closing in on your location as we speak

6:50... the only time a vape looked cool.

no one: max and chad: execute him, he oinked

@nas9229

3 жыл бұрын

Wow saying no one made your comment so funny! Adds so much honestly. Smart boy!

@christianspangler

3 жыл бұрын

@@nas9229 the irony

@Printermechanic

3 жыл бұрын

@@nas9229 sarcasm?

Nothing will be scarier than half of Elmo’s face gone saying “i want to dance with you” 😭😭

I love y’all so much and I just found y’all today 😂😂😂 y’all are like game grumps/good mythical morning for adults 😂

8:15 funniest shit on this channel. Tap dancing Elmo!

Now we have to see an “Elmo in the blender” cool shirt

@madasonmarietuggle6222

3 жыл бұрын

I second this

@MangleBaBy

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear him saying this

@letsgetbetterfrank6152

3 жыл бұрын

Blender me elmos

@MZ-qo7zz

3 жыл бұрын

Blended Elmo Bottom text

12:44 I love how they just look at each other and they're like "yeah"

Dude! I haven't laughed that hard in long time! The tap dancing Elmo song playing with Elmo in the blender was priceless. LMAO! Definitely in the top 10 funniest things I've seen on KZread.

11:08 Max went from 😀 to 😟

3:30 'GIVE ME THE PIG' naww man cheers to the editor for making me laugh lmfao

"as a kid you'd huff the gunpowder" No Chad, I think it's just you who did that, and it explains a lot

@vapid6311

3 жыл бұрын

oh, that's not the um, normal thing to do?

@eren-_

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I absolutely did

@_allisonmccallum9506

3 жыл бұрын

Bro u didnt have a childhood

@presidentsocks

3 жыл бұрын

that’s the best part

@parthgupta8881

3 жыл бұрын

Americans found this comment

I think Chad may have been my neighbour because I literally used to do the exact same thing with the toy soldiers

9:05 imagine believing in toystory 😂

“Theres a lot of debris” sounds so awful in the context of beverages

@Sleepy-yp4wx

3 жыл бұрын

‘Do you want some water?’ ‘Yeah, sure’ ‘Ok lemme get you some’ *Goes into the kitchen* *Water filling up noises* ‘OHHH THATS A LOT OF DEBRIS’

@cloudplayzpokemon9897

3 жыл бұрын

I know your pfp

Please give whoever is cleaning this mess up a raise. They deserve it after this

Blending glowsticks In the dark. 12:31 - 13:41

Whoever edited chad in as the thing he caught when he says toss me the pig you’re a criminal for that 😂😂

“Gimme the pig I’m open” *Chad catches Chad*