*has my eyes closed, listening* “why hasn’t she come up yet?” *opens my eyes quick asf* “BITCH IM DROWNING?!”

@Lana-Moran

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@izzylollll

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@hongjoongsrealfiance

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ashantimiller7421

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@azi._.not_found9202

5 ай бұрын

Relatable

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!” “i cant swim.”

@averyspecialpersononearth6622

2 жыл бұрын

OMG i remember that😭😭

@hongjoongsrealfiance

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@YuletsyAgudo

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂that is so funny

K:”why isn’t she coming up?!” Me: pretending to be a mermaid and live out my childhood dreams🧜‍♀️👁️👄👁️

@Gay4urmother

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO SO GOOFY🤭

@lizzylangley450

Жыл бұрын

I can sink myself to the bottom of a pool and just shut my body down. I have scared at least half of my friends by doing that. what makes it better is that I can barely swim

@saorise28

Жыл бұрын

@@lizzylangley450I do that at the deep end porpoisely

@MBPepsi_

11 ай бұрын

Yesss😝😝😝

@random_9284

11 ай бұрын

@@lizzylangley450OMG SAMEE I DO EXACTLY THAT

K: “Why isn’t she coming up?!” Me who can sink and meditate at the bottom of the pool: “Inner peace”

@thatonesmilingweeb8489

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@rat_bag0.

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@sarozerov

2 жыл бұрын

THIS COMMENT IS GOLDEN 😭

@s1ppycupz

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Smillafkntiger33

2 жыл бұрын

I can do that too :)

K: You cant swim? Me who was a swimmin athlete back in College: I definitely cant 🥺🥺

@parksbaby9490

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO THATS MEEE

@EllaBellaSmellaGood

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@sba6796

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 😭

@bxrbie7426

2 жыл бұрын

ME LMAO

@naomicultra6748

2 жыл бұрын

Felt that! LMAO!

K: you can’t swim? Me who grew up on a tropical island and spent my whole life on the beach: i can’t swim 🥺

@sethssugar4000

2 жыл бұрын

Girl same 😭 I can't swim I just drown like a sad fish

@Queen-mg8ju

2 жыл бұрын

@@sethssugar4000 sisssss, we useless without lifeguard K😩😩

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

The shy emoji is killing me.. BUT DAMN THAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL! x

@shaniykagreenaway3365

Жыл бұрын

Fr same here😭

I’m a lifeguard so this would be ridiculous but hey I’m here 😂

LMAOOAOAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING,THE WAY HE PUSHED HER WITHOUT KNOWING THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM 😭😭😭

@lopsie7479

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT IM STILL LAUGHING HELP

@thewhiteangxl

2 жыл бұрын

@@lopsie7479 YEAH,THAT WAS SO FUNNY BRUH

@shafshaz9909

2 жыл бұрын

BRUH SAME 😭😭

@thewhiteangxl

2 жыл бұрын

@@shafshaz9909 BRO LITERALLY KILLED US 💀💀

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

THANK GOD I AINT ALONE I DIED SO HARD HAHAHAHAHSHSH, I WAS LIKE PLS THE WAY HE EVEN SAID: SHE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS HAHAHAJAJAJSNZNSNJS

i never thought i’d hear someone describe a pool as “delicious” 😂

@macherie1275

2 жыл бұрын

God I love it though!!!!

@majae3232

2 жыл бұрын

@@macherie1275 you wanted me a favor tell me when You’re come over to the

@isabellab8051

Жыл бұрын

Fr tho like on gosh

As a person who has almost drowned from swimming lessons this really makes me feel safe And also k this is the best thing to wake up to especially after me just sobbing my eyes out last night about feeling pathetic so I really want to thank you k you are so amazing and one of the reasons I keep going I wish you all a great Easter weekend!!! Thank you all for the kind replys! I wish all that are going through what I feel for better days stay strong even when its hard because I know it surely is! And I cannot thank all the kind replys enough I wish all the best!!

@jjupiteria

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what you're going through but please don't feel that you are pathetic, you are worth of love no matter the circumstances, stay strong bae 💜💜

@cookiesncream_

2 жыл бұрын

same :] i pray better days will come faster for you!! take careee

@nino_0

2 жыл бұрын

I can relate very well with you...hope we both conquer our fears together soon!! 💜

@busylovingmoon

2 жыл бұрын

idk what ur going through, but im so sorry u feel that way. ily and im so proud of u. x

@CC2007hi

2 жыл бұрын

God bless you and have a 🌟SPECTACULAR 🌟 day!

**K almost drowns us by accident** me: AWWW that's cute 🥺

@phoenyxash

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 literally same

@nexdance

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@eva9092

2 жыл бұрын

Just shows that he can absolutely drown me and i'd still love him

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

@@eva9092 Yas

@jessicalukram74

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

“And these bikini bottoms” I quickly thought of SpongeBob but I was confused because when did he mention the show, but then I realized it was ACTUAL bottoms💀

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHHA SAME HAHAHAHAHAB I WAS LIKE: 🧍🏼 wait, what about SpongeBob now? I don’t get it. Till my dumbass realized he talked about our bikini💀.

Y'all can you imagine K teaching his future little babies how to swim ?? 🥺

@alayna550

2 жыл бұрын

Awww 🤧❤️

@VitoriaZzzz

2 жыл бұрын

😫😫🥺

@_DOCTOR.

2 жыл бұрын

Uff

@ciarabrown551

2 жыл бұрын

Wooow 😍so cute💜

@wayababaya

2 жыл бұрын

AW

Dear God, is it too much to ask for a boyfriend like this?

@AstralOblivion

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently yes 😔🔫

@himani9902

2 жыл бұрын

@@AstralOblivion let's do some manifestation💫.

@ciarabrown551

2 жыл бұрын

Yeaaaah i'm always praying for the same thing thooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

@briatecheira9269

2 жыл бұрын

I agree I want a boyfriend like mr k he’s so sweet and kind always a loving person 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@nobozo5190

2 жыл бұрын

Buy one from Home Depot

as someone who literally cannot learn how to swim for the life of them, this was very comforting 🥰

@chiiiii_shelyn

2 жыл бұрын

Very

@wayababaya

2 жыл бұрын

same 😭

@Demidruid

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s nice to be represented 🥰

@ariannacrivello2826

Жыл бұрын

yuup

@kiarraelving

Жыл бұрын

Agreed whole heartedly 🥺🥰

" do you need mouth to mouth" Me : yessir

@mamaugii

Ай бұрын

honestly i would drown if it was k giveing me mouth to moth like a million times🤷🏽‍♀️

*Karaoke almost KILLS us* me: WHAT IN THE- *Apologizes* Also me: aww it’s okay don’t worry I’ll be fine🙂

@wayababaya

2 жыл бұрын

karaoke ☠️☠️

@maddinol

2 жыл бұрын

Karaoke 💀

@chiiiii_shelyn

2 жыл бұрын

Not Karaoke 😂😭😭

@iheartcats1111

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO KARAOKE 💀💀

@ashthelynx55

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THIS MAN KARAOKE-

Him: "you tast like sunscreen" Me *who is allergic to sunscreen* : then this is where my death bed lays🧍🏽

@tia9605

2 жыл бұрын

Wait- how are you allergic to sunscreen?

@BoyWhoRead

2 жыл бұрын

@@tia9605 bro idek- I break out in hives whenever I use it💀

When you can actually can swim pretty well but you have to pretend you're drowning for the purpose of this audio:🤔😊-> 😱😥

5:04 "you can't swim?" me who can swim really well: "i can't 🥺"

@parlisa2356

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@hongjoongsrealfiance

Жыл бұрын

😂

As someone who doesn't know swimming, wants to learn but scared of drowning- this audio feels like tailor made!! Thank you so much K(aniel)!

@dramaticviky

2 жыл бұрын

HIS NAME IS KANIEL?

@wishiwashi4980

2 жыл бұрын

@@dramaticviky Kaniel sounds so goofy 😭

@jadexbsk6224

2 жыл бұрын

@@dramaticviky i thought it was kirby??

@michiko6189

2 жыл бұрын

KANIEL?!?!?!!?

@idkidc16

2 жыл бұрын

@@jadexbsk6224 Kirby???

"I am not gonna stop bugging you until you come" I wasn't innocent here omg

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

Same 💀💔

@MyManNotReal

Жыл бұрын

Bro same 😭

@honeycomb271

Жыл бұрын

DUDE, SAME... I WENT LIKE- 💀😳

HE TRIED TO KILL US, ILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM😭😭😭

@e.kirishima2418

2 жыл бұрын

ATTEMPTED MURDER OVER HERE

@dandelions_are_cool

2 жыл бұрын

TIME TO SUE

@serenakamara5332

2 жыл бұрын

@@e.kirishima2418 LITERALLY

K: you can't swim? Me who learned how to swim before I could walk: no I can't 🥺

Nothing like your boyfriend accidentally almost drowning you on purpose to get your heart going lol

The fact he brought up secondary drowning as I was thinking about it too 🥹 idk why that made me so happy when he was explaining it since it’s so true

"Omg shes gonna kill me for that" Me: "not if you kill me first-"

sounding extra Canadian today, but it’s still so sweet 😌

@idkidc16

2 жыл бұрын

Ong, I thought I was the only one who noticed~

Okay but K calling us kitten is just- 😭❤️✨

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

✨It’s like heaven and back✨

@shaniykagreenaway3365

Жыл бұрын

@@ksbuttcheeks8858 I can with you’r username is so funny 😭 like who the banana splits is ‘K’ why are you his but cheeks? Lamo sounds funny to say it loud.

"what are you doing? tanning?" **my dark, black arse lying here pretending that line doesn't exist**

@NWednesdayQuansah

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO, same 😅

@nippletwist3605

2 жыл бұрын

"I'll just pretend I didn't hear that"

“You look extra yummy today” Me joking around to myself: omg bae sTOP IT, stop “No I won’t stop” Me: 👁👄👁 hold on-

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

Pls this is the scariest moment.. I’m like: Sir, where are the cameras? Where are they? Tell me!!

@valiiwhatasweetheart

5 ай бұрын

@@ksbuttcheeks8858 YOUR NAME OMG😭

I literally can't swim and that sinks like a rock, so this was perfect, K. ❤😊 Him: *pushes me in the pool* Me: *sits at the bottom of pool waiting for my rescuer* Him: *rescues me* Also him: oh my gosh.. baby are you ok? Me: *coughs up water* oh yeah I'm okay i love being pushed into a pool by my bf an the fact i couldn't swim *being sarcastic* Him: baby I'm so sorry.. i had no idea Me: your lucky you are cute 😏 it's okay i forgive you. 🌹

for someone who doesn’t know how to swim and developed a fear in large bodies of water, panics at any thought related to swimming and the ocean, to the point that i cannot sleep for countless nights after the days i had to swim (in the past)- and if ever i did, i would wake up sweating and crying due to nightmares- this is going to be so helpful to me. how come i didn’t think of requesting this? thank you to the recommender, especially k. thank you for making comfort audios for different scenarios. i’m sure it reaches a lot of the listeners who need them the most!

kinda out of topic but, this is exactly why i tried my best to learn how to swim. i'd feel so embarrassed if this happened in public. this is how my anxiety fuels me lmao (and i don't have a K irl to comfort me if this happens, so...)

@jyvonne7730

2 жыл бұрын

Bahahahha same my anxiety fuels me to do half the shit I do. Homework? Don’t want the teacher to write my name on the board.

OMG YOU DID MY SCRIPT THANK YOU SO MUCH😭🤍💙I’m sorry it was all over the place first time doing this!

@momo28803

2 жыл бұрын

Congratssss gurllll✨

@tsoute1524

2 жыл бұрын

CONGRATS

@nessquik14

2 жыл бұрын

CONGRATS BESTIE

@jaz9891

2 жыл бұрын

DUDE I LOVE YOU😭 THANK YOU AND CONGRATS BABY🤍

@Mel12722

2 жыл бұрын

It was amazinggggg

the fact that we're doing this in public... i can't-

@Jackthestripper09

Жыл бұрын

Bruh I would’ve been so embarrassed 😭

You’re giving me high expectations for what to expect in a relationship 😭😭😭

0:02 "Your mom" me right off the bat

I usually think “kitten” is cringy but when it comes to K saying it I love it 😭

@amandakeys7092

2 жыл бұрын

I HATE it😭😭😭

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

@@amandakeys7092 kakakakakak

@Camiidabrat

2 жыл бұрын

@@amandakeys7092 LMFAOOOO

1:38 in the words of nicki minjaj: "looks like im going for a swim"

K: Let's go swimming~ The waters great~ Me: Fine but we're playing mermaids and taking turns to see who can splash the biggest (its me, itll always be me)

@Smillafkntiger33

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

Is it just me or I’m addicted to his audios. I feel depressed without them~ I look forward to his videos every night

Going on a trip with K must be the best thing ever :)

Him :“ If you swallow water it can get into your lungs” Me: 💀 “omg really I never knew thank you for the life changing information “

Why do I always fall in love and feel safer with the faceless content creators 😃👍 Lovely video btw!!

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

Akakakka, pls stop! I’m asking this myself too. LIKE PLS JESUS STOP IT JAJAJSJSNS

As someone who don't know how to swim, I really appreciate this K

“Tanning” 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I tell everyone I know that I cannot swim. I always say, "If you push me in the pool, I will die and come back to haunt your ass."

I can swim, but I am so scared of drowning that i always forget how to actually stay above the water whenever someone pushes me into water XD

I actually can’t swim but I was low-key surprised about this video😭

As someone who has a fear of drowning and is too afraid to learn how to swim this was really sweet 🥺

As someone with thalassophobia (i'm just so afraid of deep waters i can barely bath) i'm just gonna pretend i'm willing to go in the pool

Him: What a trip, first we lost our luggage, now this Me: We lost our WhAt??

i’ve heard so much hype about this channel and wow . they weren’t wrong . ur voice is really adorable 🫶🏻🎀

a part 2 idea: k teaches us how to swim :-)

I actually can’t swim and it’s one of my biggest insecurities/fears and this really helped!

In one of your QnA you mentioned that you have a lifeguard certificate, right? I remembered that when I saw "rescuing you" and "poolside" and thought "oh, so you can show us your skills in the audio" :D Seriously though, I thought that something would happen to the listener and you'll comfort us, but in the end you turned out to be the one who needed to be comforted too :( But I'm glad that everything was okay in the end - and I'm sure that even if something like that happened, any vacation with you would be nice anyway c: Thank you for another great audio, K, I hope you're taking care and having a good day 💙

@R.Anonymous

2 жыл бұрын

Aye, I like your username.😏 I see you're also a person of taste.

@moonflower7650

2 жыл бұрын

@@R.Anonymous Thank you! I like your username too :D

I like the audios where it kind of feels like a story! This audio was great and I could really visualize the situation! K never fails to amaze me! 💖

the fact that I genuinely can’t swim… today’s audio is meant to be 😩🙈

Wonderfully done. I love how apologetic you are in the audio. You are amazing.

*me, a great swimmer* k: "you can't swim?" me: oh yeah i suck

"are u allergic to peanuts and i dont know" me: "well actualy i am"

K:do you need an ambulance? Me: No no, I think I'm good K:do you need mouth to mouth? Me: well....

Was busy these past few days 😣 But finally, I got to listen to this after a looooong day.

"No, don’t go back to tanning” *laughs in black*

"you look like a little worm" *Does that make you my early bird?*

“hey baby r u okay, calm down calm down i got u” u def didnt get me when u pushed me into the WATER.

@chiiiii_shelyn

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭

K: you can't swim? Me who was seriously on my way to being an olympic swimmer until I was 15 (and decided it +other stuff wasn't right for my mental health): oh yeah never learned for some reason.

I feel like I just listened to the ✨Disney✨ version of what happened the last time you threw us in the pool….😉😇 Have a great weekend! 🥰🥰🥰

@Steven-hc2ob

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@jsnshssmsn2178

2 жыл бұрын

Patreon?

@jessicalukram74

2 жыл бұрын

Disney version 💀

I’m just casually on a swim team but I don’t know how to swim 😔 *Casually forgets how to swim*

been on the swim team for like 6 years but LOL YES I WILL BE RESCUSED

@macherie1275

2 жыл бұрын

It's okay. My sense is he may be open to some water activities if date can swim (at least that's how it goes down in my mind).

The fact that i can't swim, afraid of the ocean and nearly drowned, this audio is chefs kiss 🤌🏼

Me listening to your audio after an Earthquake i feel reallu scared and this helped me a little ❤i' so happy i still alive to listen to your audios

"Sry mic was a bit hot" i think *you're* hot K

Not me pausing the movie i was watching for this ohhhh godddddd ilysm K. I wish you could do a audio that has a "Cold weather"💛

As a person who doesn't know how to swim I loved , my expectations grow more every day to find someone like him

we need an audio where the listener is drunk and thinks that they are pregnant and you go a long with it

@jennysdiaryy

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss

this reminded me of one time when my brother pushed me in the pool when we were young and i could have died if my uncle didn’t help me lmaooaoao

Listening to these makes me feel better cuz my own boyfriend isn't even giving me attention,it makes me cry and hurts my heart 😔

@carleesayers2390

2 жыл бұрын

i’m sorry this is happening to you :( ! try talking it out with him ! i wish the best 4 u ♥︎

@beauxanges

2 жыл бұрын

@@carleesayers2390 thanks but I already have tried countless of times

@carleesayers2390

2 жыл бұрын

​@@beauxanges :( aw hun i'm sorry . i'm not good at advice . i wish u the best of luck though

@beauxanges

2 жыл бұрын

@@carleesayers2390 it's fine thanks for ur advice 😄

@carleesayers2390

2 жыл бұрын

@@beauxanges ofc 🫶🏻🐰

Omg this has given me life, one of my fantasy😂. Thank you K for another video. Major treat for the end of the week. Have an amazing weekend K.💙💙💙

K: you can't swim? Me who can stay all day in water: No😞

I'm like super late but ...tanning 👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰

“Girl clothes are totally impossible” Tell me about it you should see some dresses and shirts😭 THEY ARE SO CONFUSING ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE 80% STRING AND 20% FABRIC

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god!! I’m not wearing that sh!t. My whole clothes is just black and white 💀. But nah! I would get mad way to fast. Like imagine your in a rush and that thing is not doing what is should do. AHHA bye! I would get so mad and cry. 💀

@jaz9891

2 жыл бұрын

@@ksbuttcheeks8858 same like i went shopping the other day and saw this really nice dress but when I looked at the back it was like a whole jigsaw puzzle it was so complicated😭 like what’s the point??!

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaz9891 Omg! I don’t get this at all, lord. Like?? Why are you doing this? I don’t wanna cry and get angry every time, when I wanna wear that dress. 💀

@jaz9891

2 жыл бұрын

@@ksbuttcheeks8858 no fr like what if I’m in a rush and I get to the place I needed to be and they ask “hey how come you were late?” Imagine responding like “oh I’m sorry I just couldn’t figure out how to lace up my dress”😭 I have patience but not for clothing like that I’d cry

@ksbuttcheeks8858

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaz9891 “oh sorry I just couldn’t figure out how to lace up my dress” HAHAHA PLSSS istg! That’s even a good reason to not wear that. Like I do wanna wear dresses, but I look so weird, haha!! And, I would punch literally the air or anything what near me, cause that would make me hella mad, haha. Man Thats so shitty :’). Imagine someone just wanting something from you, and you be like: STFUUU I CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW GO AWAY AND DONT GET ON MY NERVES!! Man, i alrd feel sorry, hahahaha!!

I love this man more than my family

K: If you swallow a lot of water it can get into your lungs me:damn my crappy lings don't even need the water to get into them to die

I can barely swim half a pool length, and I could definitely drown in 5 sec. This might be the most accurate audio you've ever done, K. 😅😅

Tanning~ Me: 🧍🏾‍♀️

✨😭Imagine being allergic to peanuts, tree nuts, and some fruit😭✨ this was amazing

Me who will not get in the water because I can't swim and I'm terrified of drowning: I like it Picasso 👌

I think I’d die if my boyfriend watched me almost drown😞

"you can't swim?" *Me swimming almost my whole life* Me: surprise shawty 🤗

I always feel better after coming here

Mmm this audio helps cause I mean I’m an okay swimmer like I know enough not to drown but it’s one of my fears so thank you. It does help and hopefully it helps everyone else who’s not the best just know you can do it and I believe in you, don’t feel bad for not knowing it’s okay!

Me…. Imagines I can’t swim…..also me…… remembers I actually can’t 😂

@Paris-hs5en

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

Him: come here Me: I’m sorry I didn’t tell you Him: no don’t apologize Me: what the- *CUT THE CAMERAS PEOPLE*

“You taste like sun scream” Lmao, i don’t use it. It’s not helping me at all.

i used to take alot of swimming classes before when i was a kid because of my mom so i dont have much water-based fears, but im sure as heck ive almost drowned before when i was still a tiny human

I can swim but for the sake of this video I'll pretend that I don't even know that a word like "swim" ever existed in history!! Gosh I love his voice!!!!🥰😘 Is a bf like him too much to ask for😭

**me almost drowning in a pool twice** the stars have aligned-

@elizabethlewis8436

2 жыл бұрын

I was beginning to think I was the only one who had almost drowned in the past in the community. 😅

“why hasn’t she come back up yet?” i’m sorry but just let me drown. i would be so embarrassed 💀