Don Jr. Draws Embarrassingly Small CPAC Crowd; Trump Calls DeSantis "Tiny D": A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at prominent Republicans, including Donald Trump, gathering for CPAC, where speakers like the former president's son Donald Trump Jr. presented to half-empty rooms.
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Don Jr. Draws Embarrassingly Small CPAC Crowd; Trump Calls DeSantis "Tiny D": A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Six years later, Lumpy still hasn't figured out that, when he buys all the tickets so he can say "my engagement is sold out", we'll still see the empty seats.
@SeansModelBuilds
Жыл бұрын
Why didn't he buy enough tickets to fill all the seats?
@Gwen3344
Жыл бұрын
@@SeansModelBuilds It’s possible he bought the tickets, but no one wanted them...? Nobody to give them to? So, a half empty room. What a blow to that overblown, traitorous ego it must have been looking out into that room of empty chairs!
@SeansModelBuilds
Жыл бұрын
@@Gwen3344 As he would say: "Sad."
@georgegates526
Жыл бұрын
SSsshh!
#Correction: No self-respecting dominatrix, M&M or otherwise, would have the same boots as DeSantis in a hurricane. Don’t do her like that.
@nanarose8537
10 ай бұрын
Right! That M&M has more class than him hands down. 😂😂
Seth and his contemporaries will save the Nation's mental health. The kind of Closer Looks we need continuously.
'I am your warrior"😂 As a retired military member, this line was the best. The guy has never had a callous.😂
@Original_Syn
Жыл бұрын
I once worked for a former Drill Sergeant who would always say “Goddamnit that boy would probably throw the pin and drop the grenade” whenever he was asked about how on-the-job training was going for one of the new guys. To this day that saying always pops into my mind when I hear Trump and others like him boast about being Warriors, Soldiers, Patriots, etc.
@kimamey
Жыл бұрын
He's got bone spurs though
@Troll12579
Жыл бұрын
The only callous biden has is from stuffing taxpayers money into his crooked pockets.
@nanarose8537
10 ай бұрын
@@kimamey 😂😂😂
@Sonichero151
6 ай бұрын
He dodged Vietnam. Says a lot about him
DeSantis should immediately start referring to Trump as "Tiny D Trump". Trump would be absolutely FURIOUS with DeSantis for stealing his insult and using it against him.
@nonyabizness.original
Жыл бұрын
call him 'trump md'. for the nickname that stormy gave him.
@boatymsboatface3929
Жыл бұрын
Both of them using it would make me so happy
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
I hope they tear each other apart! It'd be hilarious!
@jimwind7589
Жыл бұрын
@@nonyabizness.originalI like " stumpy" . Stormy said he was hung like a button mushroom.
@charlesasmith7836
Жыл бұрын
I agree love their infighting 😂
Don jr still higher than gas prices 😂😂😂
@2fabalwayz83
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one!
@karenbridenthal3180
Жыл бұрын
Lol! Clever!
@kyleboulanger170
Жыл бұрын
Glass Kid has to be high on coke every second of every day or else he'll start crying his eyes out over nothing.
@kendalldad
Жыл бұрын
Just read his new book in its entirety. It reads; I'm on crack! The End
@marshamariner7897
Жыл бұрын
And if/when the gas prices come down....I'm sure DJTJ wont....he'll still b higher than the Chinese spy 🎈 🤣😆😅❤️🤍💙💛🖖✌️
Oh Seth you are the best‼️. Just when the craziness of my day becomes unbearable, you come along and give me a reason to laugh. Your impression of Trump is priceless. Great job guys👍👏🎉❤
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Seth's Mike impression is unmatched and keeps getting better
@abc-bu7nr
Жыл бұрын
Its really good but the guy from Jimmy Kimmel is just as good if not better. Seth's always cracks me up.
@globalwarmhugs7741
Жыл бұрын
Or there's the expert on Kimmel.
@johnnyhunter
Жыл бұрын
Seth's is good. But the guy on Kimmel is the GOAT
@jimschleich8753
Жыл бұрын
Impression Camp baby!!
@maidenheadvideos
Жыл бұрын
i mean... jaj just did one
I can't deny how stunned and shocked I was when I heard Trump claiming himself to be the the warrior, the justice and the retribution of his base. You just can't unsee the dictator-wanna-be inside Trump, or maybe not inside him but right on his face.
@sarniatownreggae
Жыл бұрын
He's not justice, retribution, or the warrior. He's criminal, self imploding, and a weenie!
@katiehettinger7857
Жыл бұрын
True, Trump hid in the White House basement bunker from unarmed protesters outside the thirteen foot tall un-scalable wrought-iron fence. Sure he's a warrior.🙄🤞
@davidleaman6801
Жыл бұрын
Satan was also motivated by jealousy of Adam and Eve since the Lord gave them the Earth and he was also a prolific liar. Could Trump be trying to outdo Satan or IS HE Satan? Same motivation and the same methods to get what he wanted. That's a coincidence? Or not?
@mrcurly1147
Жыл бұрын
They don't call him ol BONE SPURS for nothing!!
@sionbarzad5371
Жыл бұрын
he knows the stoopid sees everything in reverse and will believe him and think his words and action to be good
Watching this while recovering from a minor cold - the coughing fit from laughing was so worth it!
4:12 I can’t believe Seth’s writers completely missed the chance to write a cross-reference joke about those white boots Desantis was wearing. Hellooooo, green M&M.
"And he came up to me, little guy, tears in his eyes, and he said: 'Hold me closer, Tiny D, sir.'"
@LindaC616
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! 👏👏👏
@mominor6913
Жыл бұрын
LOL LOL LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 🙃 😆
@Lisa59
5 ай бұрын
Count the headlights on the highway
Seth, you never disappoint. A Closer Look is the best ever.
There is NO way the CPAC crowd is the only embarrassingly small thing about Don Jr. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! 🤣
@desertdaisymarie6951
Жыл бұрын
Or in his case, the pig's mouth..
@melrankin3682
Жыл бұрын
.. lol.. that was somewhat brutish but exceptionally delightful...!!
@JUGO1979
Жыл бұрын
🍄😂 Boop!
@chrisb.7787
Жыл бұрын
@@JUGO1979 Subway eat fresh
@craigb8228
Жыл бұрын
Tiny D.
People in the room must have been hearing echos bouncing off the empty chairs. Wow that would’ve been tough when Mike Lindell was up there.
@laurenmalone8335
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that could qualify as noise torture
Seth looked so proud of his Mike Lindell impression. It was good and he should be.
@EmmaYaBasta
Жыл бұрын
Yes, but I hate that he's quite correct to say that the civilized world prefers paper ballots because they are indeed safer. I guess even a stopped clock tells the correct time twice a day, right?
Has no one made the connection between the green m&m losing her boots and DeSantis finding them? 😂
@lizardog
Жыл бұрын
He'll have to arrest himself for doing "candy" drag.
@shannonsanders5399
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@teresastillabower8361
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@deniseboldea1624
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AWESOME!
@jonbongjovi1869
Жыл бұрын
it's 2023 and y'all STILL DON'T SEE THE FOREST THRU THE TREES?? THINK: WHY is Meatball Ron going after them "gays" so hard? SHAKESPEARE TOLD YOU 500 YEARS AGO: "DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"! AKA RON IS AS GAY AS THEY COME.....so he goes on and on and ON about how them GAYS are evil evil EVIL!!!! --- cuz he thinks that will throw society OFF HIS SCENT. "OVER-compensation' is another term for GAY RON's war on gays. Hypocrisy 101. It's human nature.
"You will have unrestricted freedom of speech AS LONG AS my self-righteous and narrow mind agrees with what is said." -Ron DeSantis
@lyndaweister9984
Жыл бұрын
@S.D.C.~EXACTLY 💯% TRUE CORRECT DESPICABLE UNACCEPTABLE 🎯😱😡😭🗽🇱🇷⚖️
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
Ron stands NO chance! None! Rupert Murdoch and the big-wig Republicans want an alternative to Trump, so they found the closest thing to Trump that isn't Trump. It will fail SPECTACULARLY!
@DefconDelta88
Жыл бұрын
Yup, that's the so-called "freedom party" for you. Literally enemies of democracy and they don't even hide it. Unfortunately enough people are too stupid to think for themselves and too easy to work up with a conservative-hysteria soundboard.
@rogerhagger7967
Жыл бұрын
..the biggest/loudest narrow midedness of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
@robkunkel8833
Жыл бұрын
Q: I know the white boots are real. Is this an actual quote? What those people say is just amazing.
consistently making me laugh out loud -- thanks Team Late Night
I giggled throughout and so enjoy your bits! Thanks, Seth, I needed that release like nobodys business!! ☺
@MrOneNye
Жыл бұрын
So did I. And apparently so did the horse a certain joke was about, who was in the audience... 3:21
@nanarose8537
10 ай бұрын
@@MrOneNye😂😂😂
*Desantis stole the green M&M's boots!*
@boatymsboatface3929
Жыл бұрын
Right?! Then he totally forgot he was wearing them. Or did he forget…….
@frankaaaa384
Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Teazel_McGillicuddy
Жыл бұрын
Ah ha, that's why they find the green M&M so sexy!
@LeighaThorne
Жыл бұрын
Explains why Tucker likes him so much
@trysometruth
Жыл бұрын
Holy crap you're right! That would make _any_ Green M&M go woke........
Dimberly Gargoyle uses the same cadence when she yells slogans. I wonder how much she demanded to be paid by CPAC for her screech?
@trysometruth
Жыл бұрын
*THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@kittikins1
Жыл бұрын
I think it's spelled dimbulbly gargoyle. Newsome was lucky to get away from that.
@SpaceForceCommander
Жыл бұрын
@@kittikins1 Newsome dodged something nasty.
The white smoke !! ha ha 😂😂 this Closer Look is hilarious. !!
I am so relieved that Seth has fixed his confusion over Lego as a brand. I don't know who managed to remove the term "Legos" from his lexicon, but I am eternally grateful. Obviously, this is the most important issue addressed in this episode of "A Closer Look". The politics play second fiddle to branding errors.
If they didn't want us to wake up, they never should've elected a game show host to the presidency.
@1ACL
Жыл бұрын
Rumble!
@sharim
Жыл бұрын
Best comment ever!
@WakeUpAmerican000s
Жыл бұрын
You mean a lifelong mobster and a failed businessman. The game show gig was just to stroke his fragile ego and let him pretend to be a businessman on TV.
@Tao_Tology
Жыл бұрын
If you'd all been 'awake' in the first place, like a real country, he wouldn't have gotten anywhere near power.
Great architect came up to me, tears rolling down his face. Because I still haven’t paid him.
@LauraMorland
Жыл бұрын
Good one!
The funniest part was the green M&M was wearing Desantis's boots.
They actually did define what "woke" is in court according to Stephen colbert show at least. And the messed up part that is it loosely defined as "seeing problems in society and providing solutions." By that definition everyone should want to be woke.
@gus.smedstad
Жыл бұрын
It's like using "Social Justice Warrior" as a pejorative. It implies you think there's something wrong with caring about social justice.
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
I met my girlfriend 9 years ago. "Woke" was a compliment back then. It indicated a willingness to listen to someone--anyone--else. Understanding/empathy never goes out of style.
@joshuapettus6973
Жыл бұрын
@@johnobrien2373 Well the right wing has been trying hard for years to turn it into another cudgel word that has no meaning but spark outrage, like socialism.
Like the one RNC event where they bought and then passed out copies of Jr's book at registration. Then the hotels said everyone left their copies in their rooms when they left. They had to get extra dumpsters.
@boatymsboatface3929
Жыл бұрын
Great trump nickname- Extra Dumpster
@mominor6913
Жыл бұрын
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL TOOOOOO FUNNY
@hawkeye5955
Жыл бұрын
@@boatymsboatface3929 : I prefer to call him "Sentient dumpster fire"
Your writers are on fire, Seth!! 😂
That was one of the best "A closer look" episodes - all the writers and Wally need to get a raise, some 🍾 and chocolates ....whooo!
Those boots will be illegal for him to wear when they pass the “no drag” bill. 🤣
@AlexDeLaO-kd1yi
Жыл бұрын
Sorry they weren’t fashionable but he was there for hurricane relief not a fashion show. Maybe he should have wore something more fashionable while walking around areas destroyed by a hurricane.
@Lisa59
5 ай бұрын
That's not the point of the comment you're responding to@@AlexDeLaO-kd1yi
This could be the funniest A Closer Look to date.
One of the best late night shows.
I'm telling you, DeSantis stole those boots from the green M&M.
@edguitarstanleyeisen6179
Жыл бұрын
I think you are mistaken FL for Cal, no looters here.
@arcticgoddess
Жыл бұрын
😂
@pdruiz2005
Жыл бұрын
OMG, you are so right. Those go-go boots are definitely the green M&M's style.
@HylianFox3
Жыл бұрын
I was really hoping Seth would make the connection. "So that's where the Green M&M's boots went!"
@christinebenson518
Жыл бұрын
@@HylianFox3 I hope this makes corrections
Thank you Seth and team for highlighting the absurdities inherent in the very real threats to American democracy.
@mopars4u2
Жыл бұрын
The United States is a Republic, not a Democracy
@Raine1990
Жыл бұрын
Would be great if he mentioned the crime in NYC.
@whyT14
Жыл бұрын
@@Raine1990 no no that’s just equity … it’s a perk to them not a problem
@schmonzo42
Жыл бұрын
@@Raine1990 what does that have to do with the destruction of democracy? Also what about the crime in nyc? Larceny is the only thing that really went up, that is very likely a result of growing poverty in the us, not good reason to vote for someone who shits on golden toilets…
@rogerhagger7967
Жыл бұрын
.the biggest/loudest absurdity of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
Seth, LMAO! Can't stop: rewind and replay, rewind and replay, rewind and replay ...loved it!
😂😂😂 that crowd like tiny hand’s inauguration😂😂😂
I love that Seth never went back to suits and ties.
@itcouldbelupus2842
Жыл бұрын
It's the best
@luckymosola8196
Жыл бұрын
The future is casual, and we're all just getting used to it.
@pixiebells
Жыл бұрын
I actually thought he looked really sharp in a suit and tie 🤷🏼♀️
@pietrojenkins6901
Жыл бұрын
He replaced them with plaid shirts.
@edguitarstanleyeisen6179
Жыл бұрын
He never went back to the mental institution he ran away from, his eyes clearly tells a story.,
"Only I can fix it"....do these people never learn?
OMG, you have me laughing out loud. You are the best!
The in fighting between the big D +small D is entertaining 😂
@briansilva4165
Жыл бұрын
It’s actually small D vs Tiny D. Lol.
I will never understand how anybody ever took Donald Trump serious at anything.
@balung
Жыл бұрын
70 Million voted for him in 2020.
@IMelkor42
Жыл бұрын
So long as you sound confident, and you look the part, many people will just go with it and assume you must be right. You can say horrible, stupid, nonsensical things, but as long as you get that first part, you're set.
@apollyon1
Жыл бұрын
You’ve seen WWE pro wrestling right? A venn-diagram of their fanbase and the Trump electorate is a circle.
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
@Giovanni Itchee 74.1 million (rounding down slightly). I'm not one of them, but give credit where it's due,please.
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
@@apollyon1 Not quite. Trump has been booed there, too! When he botched the COVID response, he pissed off EVERYONE!
Don Jr: Dad, you can't give DeSantis my nickname! 😢
@boatymsboatface3929
Жыл бұрын
Lol!
Tiny D! I am crying rn 😂😂😂😂
This circus can't just be annual It feels like they do this every other month!
The irony of Trump with the tiny hands calling someone "Tiny D" is lost on him
@daddymuggle
Жыл бұрын
It's all about the projection. Or lack thereof.
@SeriusSim
Жыл бұрын
People tend to use the insults that hurt them most on others, no we know Troomp has a size issue.
@vdavis4785
Жыл бұрын
The Trump administration pretty well retired the trophy for irony.
@Puschit1
Жыл бұрын
Add to that that "Tiny D" could also mean "Tiny Donald" :)
@freya8133
Жыл бұрын
And according to Stormy Daniels, the man with the tiny mushroom d🍄
Seth is the best on late night low key yet funny
So glad you guys are back. Couldn't wait to watch your coverage of CPAC! 😆
Okay, but "I am your warrior. I am your retribution," is terrifyingly violent rhetoric. Let's not lose track of that because he said it funny
"It doesn;t matter just keep pushing" - the Donald Trump story
Seth was on fire tonight!!
Don jr looks like he’s speaking to a group that won a free vacation but they hafta listen to his timeshare sales pitch.
Sad thing is: it wasn't C-SPAN cutting to the audience; it was the CPAC video producer.
@Booker830
Жыл бұрын
Great job. 😆👏
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
That annoyed me! Thank you for answering that for me!
@chrishug5283
Жыл бұрын
Even better 😂
Well-said Seth! I have a feeling you were referring to the turncoat Bill Maher when you said wealthy old comedian
@LauraMorland
Жыл бұрын
Ah, of course! THAT's who he meant. (To me, there was always something greasy and dislikable about Maher. He may finally be showing his true colors.)
He said there were 20 million people in attendance. That’s not a small crowd!
That cut to Kimberlys audience is hilarious!
@charlesasmith7836
Жыл бұрын
Yes real packed audience 😂
@alex35agm
Жыл бұрын
Well she talks so loud why be in the room when you can hear her blather on from 100 miles away.
DeSantus is a very scary person. Please vote blue and get these people out. 💙💙💙💙💙
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
He's VERY well educated, but he can't handle insults. Even the SLIGHTEST of insults. He's screwed!
@sylvialawrence4431
Жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the Orange Julius Caesar to tear them all down and then (hopefully) self-destruct...because he's certainly never going to receive his due judicial punishment.
@kittikins1
Жыл бұрын
He's drumpf 2.0
@Mightiflier
Жыл бұрын
Do you hate the rule of law, US Constitution? Do you hate the enforcement of law of illegal immigration? Do you relish losing 6-8 % of your savings and income due to Democrat overspending? Do you like CRT being taught to schoolchildren without their parent’s’ permission? Why do you vote Democrat ? All the mentioned is real for Biden administration, what is so scary about DeSantis?
@Mightiflier
Жыл бұрын
One thing for sure, if DeSantis runs against out current senile President, he will beat Biden worse than Ronald Reagan beat Walter Mondale in 1984.
Was it “6inch or 6 foot” & was it “500 billion or 500 million”. How the hell did this guy make it to the top job in the world🤦🏼♂️.
@OscarSommerbo
Жыл бұрын
GW Bush showed any average American can be president, Trump showed that any Republican voter could be president.
@adamrogers1889
Жыл бұрын
And what does he think 6 inches of concrete is going to do when a bomb or tank hit it? I have broken 6 inches of concrete with a metal spike and a sledgehammer. Sure, it took a bit, but a modern bomb, or a tank shell would have no issues with it.
@OscarSommerbo
Жыл бұрын
@@adamrogers1889 What Trump fails to understand is HOW NATO works. NATO is at its heart an administrative function, just like Interpol. NATO headquarters would never be used as Command & Control during wartime. It is an office building.
@bradlance6687
Жыл бұрын
Rich daddy.
@aaronleverton4221
Жыл бұрын
Decades of conservative attack on public education.
Ya had me at "Real Cocaine Bear"! Then use a Lindy pillow to shut him up.
Don't insult my spoon museum like that
Fun fact: Trump got the idea for the nickname Tiny D after it was used on him by Stormy Daniels...
@nonyabizness.original
Жыл бұрын
she called him 'md' as i recall-- only she spelled it out. which i won't do here.
@LindaC616
Жыл бұрын
@@nonyabizness.originalmushroom doink? Mushroom dork?
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Oh... my... God!
@drunkengamer1977
Жыл бұрын
@@nonyabizness.original I will she called him micro Richard 😉
@drunkengamer1977
Жыл бұрын
@Richard Pierpoint Ah you're just over the water from me in Fife small world 🌎
"What the hell is the 'woke mind virus?'" Empathy. The virus is empathy.
@jessican1869
Жыл бұрын
THIS!
@ntrabulsyjr
Жыл бұрын
Excellent retort.
@ruckusrevolution9475
Жыл бұрын
And selective outrage 🤣😏
@zoyadulzura7490
Жыл бұрын
Someone I feel there are Republicans who would agree that the virus is empathy--they would say *less* empathy is needed, because they don't care about the well being of others.
@trumplosthahaha
Жыл бұрын
Empathy is the kryptonite of the Republican Party.
They couldn't even pay ppl to go🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m mostly an NPR listener for news, so it really surprised me to see that Kimberly Guilfoyle is an anthropomorphic bigmouth bass
I'm just past halfway through and I have to say that the Graphics dept and writers definitely deserve a raise!!!! Seth and team, please keep knocking it out of the park, you are all excellent 💖🌟
@KJCurry
Жыл бұрын
@Liberty Garage Actually in this case it is "past." I am just past halfway... vs I have just passed halfway...
@jsowau
Жыл бұрын
Totally, I was literally going to post that
@mooniejohnson
Жыл бұрын
I'd say that giving them some pepper in their gruel and lighter chains would be sufficient. 😉
@kingayy9267
Жыл бұрын
They must have so much fun working with each other. Imagine your job consisting mostly of making other people laugh.
The smallest furry convention I’ve been to has drawn ten times the crowd at that pathetic conference
@fcon2123
Жыл бұрын
....how big was the BIGGEST furry convention you've ever been to?
@michaelhughes9278
Жыл бұрын
there was probably much less drugs there too.
@edguitarstanleyeisen6179
Жыл бұрын
You obviously missed all Biden rallies in 2020.
@Corn_Pone_Flicks
Жыл бұрын
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 You can't miss something that didn't happen. He didn't need them anyway, obviously.
@stefanjakubowski8222
Жыл бұрын
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 and yet he won, trump lost
Oh wow, I've always thought it was LEGOS. Not just the plural form, I thought that was the brand name.
The smattering of people in the CPAC breakouts -- what if the people there are paid seat fillers? 😂😂😂
The orange man looked like he was melting. 😢😢😢
Lols...The Governor of Florida saying how other states "got it wrong". 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@davidbryant4210
Жыл бұрын
He's the ultimate wrong... Wrong DeSadist!
@eneobande7433
Жыл бұрын
What more do you expect from the 'Governor of Florida'
@t_buddski4672
Жыл бұрын
F.r. the self grand standing of that was laughable
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
@@eneobande7433 Meth. Gators. More meth. That's about it.
@Lisa59
5 ай бұрын
And he didn't even get the irony (I did, just like you did!)
DeSantis' lawyers legally defined 'woke' in court. Paraphrased: "The idea that there is systemic inequality in this country that needs to be addressed." So that's what he's openly against.
@tinfoilslacks3750
Жыл бұрын
How's that old Onion video go? "Romney in trouble after stating party's core principles verbatim"?
@turret72
Жыл бұрын
So he’s basically trying to say , using his lawyer’s words, “There is no systemic inequality in this country that needs to be addressed. And if anyone says there is I’m going to shut you up.”
@lizardog
Жыл бұрын
@@turret72 yep, southern pols absolutely cannot stand to be shown the truth about the past. They aren't ashamed of it, by any means, but they don't like being called out for their history. Because, you know, they'd have to take the blame and that can't happen. No, sir.
@bonnsterthemonster
Жыл бұрын
Systemic inequality? Everyone looses in our courtrooms except the lawyers so how's that?
@stillhere1425
Жыл бұрын
Address inequality? Boo, hiss.
Yes -- with such small crowds, why is CPAC still getting so much media attention? Need more pans of the sparsely attended rooms.
CORRECTION: You'd definitely keep digging if you strike gold. The writer should've used, "Why dig somewhere else if you've already hit a gold vein?"
Jordan Kleppers coverage of Cpac is gonna be 🔥 Can't wait to facepalm at the stupidity and absurdity
@johnobrien2373
Жыл бұрын
That's the ONLY positive I've been looking forward to in recent days!
That was the funniest A Closer Look in a while! Good job, Seth!
@boatymsboatface3929
Жыл бұрын
Yep! I’m rewatching now😁
@Sentientpotatoh
Жыл бұрын
I was dyinggg
@johndidier7849
Жыл бұрын
Puss 'n Boots 😁😁😁😁
@carolharris2401
Жыл бұрын
Yep. He is always funny but this one ranks up there with raking the floors
@diamonddiva8376
Жыл бұрын
It was hilarious 😂
"I stepped on a Lego" is a joke that will never die.
I was a part of my high school's production of Our Town. It was the cringiest moment I've ever had in my life. But even that doesn't compare to watching Kimberly Guilfoyle screech into a half-empty room with barely-enthusiastic applause.
@trysometruth
Жыл бұрын
*THE - BEST - IS - YET - TO - COME!!!*
@gamepapa1211
Жыл бұрын
@@trysometruth Meth. She meant meth. "The meth is yet to come."
@leeraxe
Жыл бұрын
Sadder still is that she may have been paid another $60,000 for a speech to a crowd smaller than the audience at your high school play.
@gamepapa1211
Жыл бұрын
@@leeraxe wow. And I thought I had a pathetic opening night!
@tiffanyeyoung1800
Жыл бұрын
She looks like a drag queen herself
Why is there not a law that makes it illegal for politicians to lie to their constituents?
@wordforger
Жыл бұрын
Because every one of them would fall afoul of it.
@zaaz1471
Жыл бұрын
hmmm.. who passes the laws? asked and answered :D
Best show in a long time!
I had to rewatch this for the Tiny D reaction. Miss you late night crew!
100% true story - my husband just came RUNNING into the room to ask me if I was okay. The high-pitched snorting laugh that came out of me when I heard "Little D" made him think something was legitimately wrong with me! I love how they're ripping each other apart from the inside, though. Funny parts aside!
@barbaragalliera9846
Жыл бұрын
No time for politics and talking about how their going to run the Government their too busy doing th reality show.sooooo who should I vote for?
We need to have a Rocky Horror flash mob at a Republican Convention some time. 😎🍻😎
@boatymsboatface3929
Жыл бұрын
I love that!
@MadDragon75
Жыл бұрын
@@boatymsboatface3929 I do too!
@commonsense571
Жыл бұрын
🥂I’m totally down for that 🤗
@Sharonmxg
Жыл бұрын
I'm in
@kathysmith6413
Жыл бұрын
maybe a full version of sweet transvestite
lindell: we need to melt down the machines and turn them into prison bars. spongebob and patrick doing just that: Okay Mike, get in!
I see Lindell falling for that 70's prank call "excuse me sir, is your refrigerator" ...
"...or he'll melt in his pants" rotfl You guys killed it this show. Thanks I needed some good laughs.
@charlesasmith7836
Жыл бұрын
😂
I am your Justice. I am your Retribution. I am your teleprompter. Oh, wait...
Wow that was not a bigley crowd 😂
They've been calling DeSackitch a 'Smart Tr*mp'. Imagine the damage Donnie could have done if he'd been even of average intelligence. Chills the blood.
@boatymsboatface3929
Жыл бұрын
Omg DeSackitch made me die laughing!
"Don't open those around Ronnie or he is going to melt in his pants." Greatest joke ever.
@b1oh1
Жыл бұрын
It was good, but I liked "Swamp Clams" better. Great ACL
I've been to Timeshare Presentations more crowded than CPAC! 🤣🤣
Now I want to see Massive Headwound Harry on an HGTV spoof
I never get tired of his Mike Lindell.
"Tiny D" is brilliant. I can't believe it hasn't come up, yet. ***rimshot***
I think we can all agree, Guilfoyle's lips look AMAZING
I never cease to adore Wrong DeSantis in his Mary Quant wellies. If you're not a Brit, you'll have to look that up, and when you do, yeah... nail on the head.
@davidweyant9356
Жыл бұрын
I know about wellies from Midsummer Murders, Shetland, and a slew of other British crime dramas.
@faithworldleader6891
Жыл бұрын
@@davidweyant9356 Ah, but you didn't get the Mary Quant part.
Seth saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" is SO HILARIOUS 😂
I dislike Ron DeSantis. He's not for the America
Had to go back and rewatch some videos… so glad you’re back!!
The Real Cocaine Bear!!!!!💀 Top tier joke right there.