It is ”If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”

@psyberian

23 күн бұрын

Or an obnoxious amount of butter

the raccoon navy would quickly turn into raccoon pirates and i'm here for it

@jaydinbrady2069

8 күн бұрын

Yo ho yo ho

Not the unintentional “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium” reference being completely accurate😭 unfortunately common Josh W

@PenelopePenobskot

23 күн бұрын

The Mythical kitchen is the ONLY place I ever hear references to MMWE, and idk if they'll ever understand how much that means to me 😂😂

@QuentinSnow-wr8wq

21 күн бұрын

@@AB_channel1234

@phoenixvance6642

21 күн бұрын

Immediately followed by talking about cows that plow fields. This guy is a legend

Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office) has been doing some cooking promo's on KZread and he uses your salt cellar. He seems to agree with "Seasoning your damn food"!

@andrewgreanias8811

23 күн бұрын

He did Babish a while back. They should get him on here some time.

@thepenguishere

23 күн бұрын

​@@andrewgreanias8811agreed!!!!

@HappyGothGal

23 күн бұрын

"Fancy Kevin's Chili"

You guys should do a recipe with no meat from dollar tree and somewhere else. The meat always gives it away. Not necessarily a vegan recipe but just something without meat!

@thananightshade

21 күн бұрын

Right! I wonder if you took the target steak with the rest of the dollar tree dish if it would be better than either alone?

Congratulations on winning the Awards guys. You totally deserve them.

@maneater901

23 күн бұрын

which awards did they win?

@stevedavis2473

23 күн бұрын

@@maneater901 they won 2 webbys for this & last meals

@bcaye

23 күн бұрын

​​@@stevedavis2473, one Webby for Last Meals (best interviews) and two Peoples Choice for Mythical Kitchen and Last Meals. Well deserved and congrats indeed.

@maneater901

22 күн бұрын

@@stevedavis2473 oh damn thats cool

Hearing Josh mentioning Europapa being stuck in his head lets me know hes got good taste in music!

"Steak from a depressed old work cow." 🤣"Foamy butter." 😂"I spend about $1800 - $2000 on candles per month so I understand how to budget." 😂Josh is pure gold.

@SanderJK

23 күн бұрын

He's mostly showing his internet brain there, it's a famous Dril tweet

@robertevans551

23 күн бұрын

Wtf how much money do you make?! That's crazy. Good for you

@KirbyCom

23 күн бұрын

@@robertevans551 It's a reference to a tweet, look up "someone who is good at the economy please help me"

"Salt and Pepa, gonna push it real good." I caught it, Josh. I caught it.

The shrimp industry is really horrifying... there's a few chapters about it in the book The Secret Life of Groceries, a really interesting book.

@DawnShipley1977

23 күн бұрын

Makes me glad I can no longer eat shellfish.

“Umm, land is sort of a fixed resource. 75% of the earth’s surface is water. If we create a sort of hybrid salmon cow, and we just farmed them in the ocean, I think that solves a lot of our problems.” Waiter, I’ll have what he’s smoking… 👏🤣

@syarocchi

17 күн бұрын

we can expand the land with GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL 🗣🗣

Josh's amazement of Miyoko's butter had me laughing 😂 Miyoko's is one of the more bougie vegan butters. I used to buy it for vegan meals when I really wanted to impress people - it's a great product!

Omg please have Dollar Tree Dinners as a guest she’s my favoriiiiittteeee

@craftiebrown

23 күн бұрын

I could only imagine the smile on Rebecca's face if she had the opportunity for that kind of exposure. Virginia and LA are far apart, though.

@TheKai1412

23 күн бұрын

she’d be a great guest for the pod imo!

@aquagamer1212

19 күн бұрын

@@craftiebrownThey have plenty of money to fly her out tbh

As a dutch person it warms my heart that josh listens to dutch hardstyle natte vistick and vieze asbak are goated

@emmafalconer6127

19 күн бұрын

Letterlijk!!!

hearing that "well…" when he talks about naked theragunning himself lol😂

@defectiveshark7602

21 күн бұрын

The thoughtfulness in the tone, there was a lot of kombucha girl headtilt implied

@yourfriendbunbury

17 күн бұрын

Nicole Byer often talks about naked and alone Theragunning. Here’s hoping Josh uses in a similar fashion.

I do not understand how Josh is only 2 years older than me but consistently talks like he is from a different generation. Never seeing an episode of Spongebob when he was like 7 when it came out is crazy.

@chronicallynerdy4074

23 күн бұрын

He grew up poor, so I guess he either didn't have cable, or only the basic package. Nickelodeon was kind of expensive back then, since it was grouped with other Turner network stuff.

@mistylovejoy4060

23 күн бұрын

There are people out there that didn’t have cable lmao

@musicmaniac32

23 күн бұрын

Josh has a soul so old it would fit right in planted in Sequoia National Park. And I'm so here for it.

@PyraLithiam

23 күн бұрын

People our age often reference a lot of Nickelodeon to me and they look at me like an alien because I never grew up on them. BUT I have grown up on Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Xena, Star Trek, and they have no clue what I'm even talking about 😭

@DawnShipley1977

23 күн бұрын

​@@mistylovejoy4060I didn't growing up. It has never been something constant in my life.

Making a raccoon navy…that’s a great phrase to hear before I start work.

You should do a series where you have a fast food worker as a guest (who used to work for a company) to have them AND you make something from that company and have someone blind test to guess who used to work there.

@algnedpe7271

23 күн бұрын

great idea

@MrVovansim

23 күн бұрын

How do you expect this to work? It's not like mcd store employees know how to make a big mac from scratch, for example

@cassynedelisky796

23 күн бұрын

@@MrVovansimagreed. I’m pretty sure they’re just reheating and assembling the food.

@Hailingfromcork

23 күн бұрын

Consult with said fast food employee about how the line worked, and how to best match ingridients. Then have mythical crew make it at the same time, with the same ingredients as the fast food employee. See who gets it done fastest, and if the judge can tell mythical chef from fast food employee. Use your 'yes and' a little homie, be more mythical @MrVovansim

@MrVovansim

23 күн бұрын

@@Hailingfromcork ok, sure, my constructive suggestion would be to do it with fast casual places, like the Applebee's and the Chili's of the world, because there is at least some cooking involved in those. But even then, there's likely legal issues with someone showing the real true recipes.

Target in Australia is just a clothing and homewares store, the idea of them serving food is literally like walking into a nike store and being offered a cheese tasting platter, absolutely unhinged.

@janmcclure6239

23 күн бұрын

Not serving food, just selling it like a grocery store.

@MrVovansim

23 күн бұрын

​@@janmcclure6239 fwiw, I've been to a Target that had a mini food court too, where you could buy pizza by the slice, hot dogs, and sandwiches.

@TromboneLoki

23 күн бұрын

It wasn't until about a decade ago when most targets started to have grocery sections. (At least at my local stores). Even then, they tend to be much smaller and are missing a lot of things in comparison to regular grocery stores

@taveonhurd8152

23 күн бұрын

Australia also has a 90% lower population density than the U.S. When every major city is cramped and rural/underserved communities have food deserts, stands to reason why more of our department stores started offering groceries in the last 10-15 years

@paytonjones432

23 күн бұрын

To be fair, I would definitely take a cheese platter from them

"We have put Steak-Ums in a lot of inappropriate places. Not like that!"

I actually come here for cooking tips! You clearly have an intimate, nuanced and expansive understanding of the culinary world to commit such atrocities.

This is a great video I each it every day 💜💝💜💝

@codebreaker5824

21 күн бұрын

Holy botted comment batman

I finally got Europapa out of my head and then Josh mentioned it and now it's stuck in my head again 😭😭

@JT-hr6dq

23 күн бұрын

Rim Tim Dagi Dim help at all?

@rabbwit3744

17 күн бұрын

Same 😭

I think you should add a third variant to these, with the ingredients that you think are best, or much more reasonable. Like in this dish for instance, what if you use the Target steak, but the Dollar Tree chives. Would it make a difference, either in price or taste? I was always told to buy the best quality meat I can afford, but you can cut some corners on other ingredients. What would be the ultimate dish with ingredients from both stores for the best (not necessarily the cheapest) dish for a reasonable price?

Wait... Force-evolving raccoons so they can swim out to the ocean and eat all the garbage sounds like a solid idea.

@Eltanin24

23 күн бұрын

yes but will they make it through the ravenous herds of salmoncattle

Miyoko's butter is the bee's knees. It fahkin slaps

Im convinced josh legit googles once a day useless knowledge no one will ever need

“Your happiness has made me furious.” Now you just sound like what I imagine the inside of my mother’s head sounds like.

Love the horse pants. Love the honesty even more.

what in the raccoon navy😂😂 i aint never heard nothing like that before

Josh mentioning Joost and Europapa has made my day😊

As a Dutch viewer, loving the hardstyle and Europapark shoutouts, I’ll even ignore your butchering of the pronunciation.

@vincentvdh9

23 күн бұрын

lol Europa Park, thanks autocorrect

Man, I did NOT expect to see a Mythical Kitchen video at 5 AM sharp, what a treat!

The price of the dried chives at target was so audacious for me that I went to the local farmer's market, bought a $2 bundle of fresh chives (with some flowers as well, those are delicious), cut them and dried them myself. Better than any store-bought jarred chives I've ever had. Only took a week to dry on a cookie sheet. Got most of a jar plus the flowers which are huge bombs of chive flavor AND pretty. Sometimes doing things yourself is the best.

@chronicallynerdy4074

23 күн бұрын

I dry basil by putting it in a cold oven, setting it to 200F, and just letting it hang out for a bit. Maybe try that method if you want to save some time or use your cookie sheet that week?

@furrybastard27

17 күн бұрын

If you want to, you can also just chuck cut chives into the freezer in a container. They lose a bit of texture after a while, but they taste exactly the same and basically defrost instantly because they’re so thin. Plus it’s less work.

@GilgameshEthics

9 күн бұрын

I just grow them in the back yard. I never come close to eating as many as I grow

In one video Josh had activated my Dutchmen’s twice. Once with the voting cause European election voting is coming up here And again with Europapa 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Also someone gotta teach Josh hakken that would be fun

@jac540

23 күн бұрын

Josh is welkom in europa jonguhhhh....

@oninineone

23 күн бұрын

He probably does know what paella is, though.

@harmvzon

23 күн бұрын

And he referenced Dutch hardstyle, Vieze asbak and Natte visstick and Dimitri K

@BoG_City

23 күн бұрын

Its time for Josh to come here and collab with EtenMetNick for a cooking contest with Joost as a special judge 😁

6:30 Joost Klein - Europapa for anyone curious. Yes it's catchy as hell.

Gwynedd is the best judge! More of her please

@OmgWtfTsuji

23 күн бұрын

Anyone but Jordan and I'll be happy.

@RainCheck797

23 күн бұрын

Noooo Jordan is the best!!!

@OmgWtfTsuji

23 күн бұрын

@@RainCheck797 Pffft the hell she is. She couldn't even identify her girlfriend's cooking last time

@DarthRevan474

23 күн бұрын

@@RainCheck797 Disagree. Jordan is the absolute worst.

@casey8164

23 күн бұрын

She didn't even try the food. I don't think she could have taken a smaller nibble if she tried.

I did not except Josh to mention Natte Vistick and Vieze Asbak

@florislaatmaar18

23 күн бұрын

You think he understands what “Visstick gooi die kankerkick” means?

@legermuis1

23 күн бұрын

@@florislaatmaar18i do genuinly hope he googled it

@patrickloef9809

23 күн бұрын

Gekoloniseerd

Great, now i started listening to Dufch hard style at work... And i like it. Thanks Josh

I feel like Sporked could use a Josh's picks alongside Rhett and Link's.

Who would have thought Josh would love the music of Wet Fishstick and Ditry Ashtray?

I'm all in for Raccoon super soldiers. Thanks for giving the idea, Josh!!

Y'all should do Kroger's versus Walmart next

@MrVovansim

23 күн бұрын

I don't think there is Kroger in LA. Though they do own Ralph's, so they would have Kroger brand items, but I don't know how it works with produce and stuff.

@juliahalverson3

17 күн бұрын

​@MrVovansim they do have Kroger lmao

@DamOneMan

16 күн бұрын

@@MrVovansim they were sponsored by Kroger's before. On top of that they compared Kroger's brands before, where do you think they're getting the products, online. Los Angeles is ranked number one for having the most Kroger's in the US, 36 of them in California alone

@MrVovansim

16 күн бұрын

@@DamOneMan yes, well aware. The distinction I was trying to make is that there's no supermarket literally called Kroger in LA, as you can easily verify by looking at Google maps. But there are supermarkets called something else, but owned by the Kroger corporation, which is where the branded products and sponsorship come from.

The Salt -n- Pepper push it real good reference was perfect !!!!

Josh in pants has lost 43% power

Call him MrWebby now 😂 congrats. Love all the shows!

I’m wearing a Billy Madison shirt today in honor of Josh’s reference. It has a blue duck.

@brandonlantier

23 күн бұрын

I watched it a couple days ago, STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!

@TheRealSteveCampbell

23 күн бұрын

Nudie magazine day!!

@joshualangley3314

22 күн бұрын

"I drew the duck blue cause ,I've never seen a blue duck, and I just really wanted to see a blue duck"

I would like to see Aldi vs expensive store

Great. Now I'm gonna have "Billy passed the third grade" stuck in my head all day. 🤣🎸🤘

12:55 They're called Manatees, now you have to taste one.

Manatees are called sea cows.

@alb1961

22 күн бұрын

Came here to say this

Salmon cows? Josh up in here trying to reignite the whaling industry.

Josh every single video: What do I do with my off hand? *puts behind back* 🤣

The store vs. store videos are some of my favorites. This one today feels like one giant Josh ADHD hyperfixation tangent combined with intrusive thoughts and I'm here for it 😂

Gwynedd is my favorite sporked person!!!!!!

I've been buying more stuff from Dollar Tree since watching this series. Some great Sauces! Thanks Ya'll!!!

Shopping at a Target in California?! Brave, hope they get out unscathed.

Still my favorite series from this channel! Always look forward to these!

I love that the constant with all these videos is the salt well

It's 3am and I'm watching mythical kitchen

See? You stopped calling the judges blind. I’m proud of you, Josh. ❤️

Just wanted to shout out the editing it's so funny this episode omfg

Best series on this channel

I'm afraid to look up shrimp now cause I love them and don't want it ruined 😭 Also thanks for rhe voting motivation. European Parliament elections are coming up so I was like YEAH I NEED TO VOTE!

@vanillalux6537

23 күн бұрын

Then better don't do it. I never heard about the labour impact, but there is also a sustainability impact that stopped me eating shrimps 10 yrs ago. And they do taste soo good.

I love these challenges 💜

My son loves to watch Billy Madison. His fav part is the invisible penguin 😂

You guys should do a Fusion challenge. Each person on a team picks a country from a hat and then they have to combine it with the other person on their team to make a new fusion food. OK, thanks bye!

17:35 yes, thank you Josh. This is my mantra with snow also.

I'll watch anything u post, u are too hilarious 😂

Raccoon navy! I like it! Congratulations on your awards. You are awesome! This was a fascinating episode although I love it when you do the myth busting and although some people find it annoying, I love your facts. 🤣🤣

top tier yap sesh

Knowing that Josh listens to hardstyle makes my day

DRIED CHIVES ARE GOOD IN HOMEMADE RANCH

@lurchorum

23 күн бұрын

You don't need to yell...

I did not expect my nations meme techno to make it into an episode

You had me at "racoon navy", let's get this done!

josh and I are currently on the same wavelength with music rn, I've only been listening to Dutch hard style and I am very happy

Josh's bangs are like a buggy devil look 🤣🤣🤣

its crazy how much this channel has grown! i remember when this channel hit 50k subs, now 3 mill!!!

i know its a cooking show but you should use a damn rice cooker. Even the cheapest $12 one at target will make you perfect rice everytime and we should be encouraging people who don't know to get one. it will save them so much time.

When Josh started talking about vegan fish, my mind instantly went to the Vegan Calmari I had at Cafe Gratitude during my trip to LA this past fall. Another trip is definitely in order.

felt the "when i decide to do something i have to do it" line deep in my soul

I wonder where the mythical kitchen buys their ingredients for the will it episodes. Do they go super cheap, super expensive, have a favorite go-to store? 🤔

The dollar trees insistence on maintain that dollar per item price point, and a very weak dollar has left ours disappointingly devoid of choice. Though through them, I have learned Faygo not only exists still, but has a large assortment of flavours.

@dougjb7848

23 күн бұрын

Which dollar? Recent stories The US dollar is so strong that China's central bank, among others, just keeps loading up on gold. The US dollar index, which measures the currency’s strength against six of its peers, closed Tuesday May 14 at 106.26, its highest level since early November. The US economy’s remarkable strength is a big reason behind the dollar’s rally over the past week.

@Frentraken

23 күн бұрын

@@dougjb7848 why ask, AND make the worst assumption possible? 🤔

I love that target brand of shrimp

I love the editing lately, those simple "montages" with the fades or the images and sound effects for emphasis on Josh's salmon-cow rant. Just enough to enhance Josh's ridiculousness.

I love Miyoko's butter! They make a cultuted oat milk one and its so tasty on toast with a little fruit jam

I sell vitamins so I was excited to her Josh talk about Bromelain 😂😂

raw shrimp from the dollar tree is just diabolical

love dollar tree steak and shrimp. i use them to catch huge catfish. ive never actually eaten them though.

Don't worry, Josh, the final song from Billy Madison has been in my head on & off for the last couple of weeks... "Do you have anymore gum? More gum? More gum? More gum? Do you have anymore gum?"

Been a GMM fan since the beginning, but i have to say, i think I now prefer the Mythical Kitchen content more. Love you guys ❤!!

"Normally with my off hand I would be guarding the passing lane" made me comment on this. Gold.

Haha the subtle Salt-N-Pepa reference 😂

That salmon idea was very interesting

that random ass shoutout to vieze asbak just made my day

I love you’re videos watch them all the time I honestly think it’s amazing on ratings and how you’re showing that reality on prices outside store compare to Dollar Tree still make good food :) love from Calgary Canada 🇨🇦 keep up good work on videos

Yo josh! I’m from Belgium and the hardstyle producers you mentioned: natte visstick and vieze asbak. Literally translate to wet fish stick and dirty ashtray

The Dollar Tree in Healdsburg California would often sell wine as well. Good to cook with or drink.

Hearing josh speaking dutch is super entertaining lol

Yaaaaaay Billy!!! Billy’s Number One!!!!