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@DavidPlaysGuitarSometimes

Ай бұрын

Make a ball bearing

@DavidPlaysGuitarSometimes

Ай бұрын

Make ball bearing out of wood and glass marbles.

@fleshmagi

Ай бұрын

this surely won't be abused

@wheelieblind

7 күн бұрын

The key fob existed in the 90's lol.

You forgot to grow your own dog from seeds.

@DistrarSubvoyikar

2 ай бұрын

😂

@nicozimmermann4879

2 ай бұрын

At least he harvested them himself.

@VINCE-pp3es

2 ай бұрын

i just imagine him doing red rocket from south park to get the seeds...

@kampfer.Brooks

2 ай бұрын

@@VINCE-pp3es Lmao😂🔥🥀

@irgendwer3610

Ай бұрын

erm... dogs are actually born from seeds... gross though

I totally need one of these. Do I have a dog? No. Could I be persuaded to walk on a wheel if it resulted in roast chicken? Yes. Exercise and dinner all in one.

@AFMR0420

2 ай бұрын

Maybe he should make a treadmill that makes lemonade.

@annekabrimhall1059

Ай бұрын

I’m not sure you get enough calories for how many you burn

@DH-xw6jp

Ай бұрын

@@annekabrimhall1059 a calorie deficit is a good thing if the intent is to lose weight.

@dasiksupahuman

Ай бұрын

The electric motor on my spitroast broke and I been unironically just been spinning chickens for an hour by hand for 6 years!! Cause I don't know how to fix anything electronic and technically it still cooks chicken so I cannot buy a new one.

Needs a super sad Sarah Maclachlan song playing over the unemployed dog section

@frwystr

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@AFMR0420

2 ай бұрын

It really was sad though. This comment cheered me back up though.

Took “How To Make Everything” to a new level

I love the idea of Andy sourcing a dog from the park

You are telling me that a dog roasted this chicken?!?

Thank you for exploring this concept. I hope you explore children labour next time

@TarkTheConlanger

2 ай бұрын

Next video: mining iron using children

@AFMR0420

2 ай бұрын

There’s this thing I heard about a long time ago. ROCKWILL, reformation of child, kids, work, indenturement and labor laws. They stole their jobs by regulation. It used to be a republican political group that then switched to be democrat.

@hailie5236

2 ай бұрын

@@TarkTheConlanger They play Minecraft the children yearn for the mines

Pretending that this isn't an April fools presentation, your problem was using food to motivate dogs. I had a dog. a husky/cattle dog mix, Foxie, that I could get to do calisthenics, with rolling over and sitting up and then laying down repeatedly, based on just a desire to please me and get praise and show how smart she was. She would heel reliably, although she wouldn't come back after letting her off lead until she had run off her energy. Sled dogs will pull and run for miles, and they are not trained by using treats.

@anniec.417

2 ай бұрын

Depends on the dog, mine is half sighthound, so she will literally do nothing unless she’s paid with treats.

@thedivinityman

2 ай бұрын

Turnspit dogs were real though, and they were really used to cook chickens on rotisseries. They went extinct about 1900. The breeds history is actually quite interesting. They developed small snouts, and unfortunately were commonly inbred.

@PropurtysChannel

2 ай бұрын

Like the other person said, It is different for every dog. I have a full size Australian Shepherd who I have trained with treats near exclusively. He loves attention and to be rubbed down, and he will learn and listen for praise. However, his food drive is to an extreme. He becomes absolutely engrossed in learning whatever he needs to so he can get the food. It is amazing because he has such a sharp intellect and honestly training him with treats has been a tremendous success. I tried not to train him with only treats, but food was always on his mind. Praise or play only did so much for him as a reward. But in my opinion it made him far easier to train. Just to clarify, I taught him most of the commands or habits using food as a reward. However, once he knew the command completely, I rarely used treats to reward him for it. Unless the opportunity presented itself naturally. His food drive is so intense that he puts 100% of his brain power into learning the command every single time. Even for regular old dog food. I can't tell you how many commands he has learned in the 5 min before he eats his meals. If he had it his way, he'd be sausage shape for sure. Sorry to ramble on about my dog, but my point is it is highly dependent on each dog's personality. Mine still enjoys following my commands when I ask him to, no treat needed. But to teach him at his highest potential, he needs a food based reward to focus on learning. I'll add that his herding drive is very strong, so strong that it is the only instinct that can override his normally calm and cooperative behavior. He goes into a one track mind on those rare occasions, thinking it is something he must do above all else. Unless of course, food is around.

@thomaslyons441

2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he wound up using more then a chicken worth of food on the dog.

@IcecalGamer

2 ай бұрын

It's a user SKILL issue. For years, in the morning i see a girl WALKING her cat. First couple of times i thought it was a stray cat or barn cat. Nope, the cat followed "heel" and "go" and other commands. Not a breed issue.

I know this is supposed to be an April Fools joke, but I'm just impressed.

@kullen2042

2 ай бұрын

Where is the joke tho? The talk about dogs being lazy and their jobs being taken from them?

@patricksanders858

2 ай бұрын

Turn spit dogs were a real thing. Not April fools joke.

I forgot it was april 1st for a sec and assumed this was the thought emporium channel and got *really* worried

@marcusrobinson1778

2 ай бұрын

Can you imagine. "I hijacked this dogs brain and reprogrammed him"

@simoncleret

2 ай бұрын

"I genetically modified a dog to digest dairy"

@qwertyferix

2 ай бұрын

"I put a rat brain meat berry in a dog and taught it to turn a wheel that mummifies a chicken."

@punkcobi8953

2 ай бұрын

I merged a little girl and her dog to be even closer to my favorite anime!

Dogs are born knowing how to cook chicken. Make the hooman cook it , bite their ankle, and when the chicken falls on the floor ENJOY

If you added some sort of line as a marker and when they passed the marker a bell rang and you fed them periodically when they hear the bell I bet they would learn it.

Car keys express: the fastest and most discreet was of getting your car stolen lol

The dog wheel can be increased in size so that sheep or goats can be used as an energy source. I used to have a book with plans for this, sadly I lost my books when my house burned down last month...

You could try tying the leash in a position that encourages the dog to stay slightly forward of center. Not so tight that it chokes the dog obviously, just makes it a bit uncomfortable to stop walking. That way you also can tell that if they choose to stop even with the discomfort, it's time to take them off the wheel and let them rest. An adjustable hitch alongside the wheel would be the easiest way to do this.

No shot this isn’t an April fools day prank.

@weakw1ll

2 ай бұрын

GOD I HOPE NOT

"oh no machines are taking our jobs" THIS EPISODE HOW TO MAKE DOGS TAKE OUR JOBS

@daniel_77.

2 ай бұрын

bro created the industrial canine revolution

@allenliu4956

2 ай бұрын

Your job is to run on a wheel and turn a rotisserie chicken?

@dylancarter4928

2 ай бұрын

@@allenliu4956 bro so fr thats my job. i have kids to feed. theyre vegan and wholefoods is expensive

@allenliu4956

2 ай бұрын

@@dylancarter4928 my deepest sympathies

Now make sulphuric acid from scratch. It's so important which will unlock the discovery of other chemicals from scratch. It is often said that "to know the development of technology in a country, try to know it's sulphuric acid production". ❤

It's 0216h CET, this is EXACTLY the video I need in the middle of the night

You joke, but I would totally build this on a larger scale so my husky's zoomies could be harnessed to saw lumber.

Can't wait for the upcoming, I built a goat powered lawn mower. Fun video! Glad you gave the dogs a bonus with some of that chicken at the end.

The work on this, perfect.

The intro to this video was genius. Hats off.

Unironically the assistant dressing up in a dog costume and doing the task way above cost is a great analogy for how AI works 😂

To anyone who in genuinely interested in this, dogs be used to power all kinds of things from butter churns and grain mills, to washing machines and bandsaws. The issue in this video, bar it being a joke, is one the dog is old and of low drive, and secondly instead of a wheel he'd be better using a slat mill that restricts the dogs side view, but is open to the front. I will be making videos over the next few months of many of the machines that can be powered via a dog treadmill, including a lathe and a bandsaw.

@theomelchior2739

2 ай бұрын

Neither of the dogs are old, just grey

This was not only highly entertaining, but it was also extremely well done happy April Fools to the most well thought out prank in the history of pranks

@patricksanders858

2 ай бұрын

It's not a joke. Turnspit dogs were real.

Sometimes "progress" isn't progress. Love what you're doing here.

Haha, if that first dog wasn't heavy enough to turn the wheel when she started, she definitely will be by the end 😂

I love the video editing in this episode! It's really funny!

Now make sulphuric acid from scratch. It's so important which will unlock the discovery of other chemicals from scratch ❤

Problem with AI isn’t you being the spitdog. It’s you being the chicken.

@erinrising2799

2 ай бұрын

ironic username

Love the guy in the dog suit super cool 😊

DUDE I LOVE UR VIDEOS!! I've watched like all of them lol

You could link the wheel to a treat dispenser which displays a treat, and drops it if the dog runs a certain distance, rinse and repeat. This would ensure the dog runs for a specific amount of time before becoming to full on treats and jumps off. Obviously you have to teach the dog that if they run ancertain distance on the wheel it drops treats, but once you complete that, it becomes automatic.

Interesting video I have my Lab trained to work out in the winter on a treadmill I have seen that sort of device used to power cloths washing , grain milling and other stuff Powered by dogs , people and sheep Maybe that would work better

"emotional support animal" is a great job. how dare.... seriously though, I heard there was a design for a spit turn that used a fan in the chimney to use the raising smoke/hot air to turn the spit. sounded cool.

@killingtimeitself

2 ай бұрын

this would be trivial to do with a strong enough draft lol.

@davidmcgill1000

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like it'd need a lot of torque to turn and I don't think atmospheric pressure could provide it. Plus you're impeding airflow in the chimney meaning more smoke is likely to enter the room.

@killingtimeitself

2 ай бұрын

@@davidmcgill1000 you just need a strong draft, all you're driving is a rotisserie, they don't require very much RPM, so you can use pulleys to run a high ratio, get a decent fast RPM from the draft, though you would need quite a hot fire. It's absolutely doable. Steam boilers use draft to pull air through the firebox and to provide copious amounts of fresh air. There are numerous different takes on wood burning stoves that use various kinds of drafting to increase efficiency. A good draft can create quite a bit of draw.

@TCC180

2 ай бұрын

@@killingtimeitself Actually the whole idea of using the draft from the heat of the fire probably isn't the most efficient way to do it. I only mentioned it because I recalled that in one episode of Good Eats they said that Leonardo da Vinci had designs for a rotisserie cooker that operated on this principal. Hypothetically you could use a small steam engine to rotate the spit, and it would have much better torque, and more efficiency transfer of energy (I think). of course da vinci also had designs that used springs or weights/gravity to do the work, which were probably more effective and efficient.

@killingtimeitself

2 ай бұрын

@@TCC180 its definitely not efficient but its cheap and replaces dogs, plus you dont need a steam engine so. gravity and a clock mechanism would be the next most likely to be honest.

I saw some videos use weights on a rope and a flying pendulum escapement mechanism to turn a chicken. Would probably be a bit less cumbersome than the dog wheel. Could probably use the wheel for, say, running forge bellows.

POV: You get kidnapped and shoved in a wheel by a stranger coaxing you with treats.

you could make it like a giant kong toy, little pockets all around the wheel that require it to spin continuously to keep getting consistent rewards

the "they are solid pieces" thing gave of strong (medieval) ElectroBOOM-Vibes

Great video man!!!

this is a genuinely solid video tho, jokes aside. thats a LOT of effort if it _is_ just an april fools! but commendable

Had anyone else done this video, I wouldn't have clicked. You didn't dissapoint. 😂

Great April fools day episode. That said, a tread mill connected to a fly wheel with a clutch mechanism might work better. Make sure your tread mill walking surface is three times the length of the dog. This just might be your golden ticket.

I. Theory using dowel pins to fasten wood makes stronger connections than nails.

Perhaps a different breed of dog such as a border collie? Or another workaholic breed?

they still use an all wood style joinery in japan you might look into that for a class or just to pick up so tips and tricks to help you and your team out with more projects there are also lots of youtube videos about it might help you guy out make it eaiser

The best April Fool's Day video I've seen this year.

@patricksanders858

2 ай бұрын

Not a joke. Turnspit dogs were real.

@RobertWatkins

2 ай бұрын

@@patricksanders858 Totally. But the video itself makes a lot of jokes - like the whole "unemployed dog" riff, right up to the ending of how he got a "dog" to turn the wheel.

Very cool! My dog looks a lot like the old pictures of turnspit dogs. I wonder if I could get a Cat Wheel and teach her to run on it to power some things... The human sized wheel looks just like the one used a Guedelon, a castle project in France that's right up your alley. They're recreating medieval construction methods and the medieval "crane" for lifting stones is a huge human powered wheel and pulleys.

I don't feel too bad about my woodworking skills now. Thanks!

With the amount of half-laps you do, you should look into making a 'router plane', easily one of the simplest hand-planes to make and it'll help a lot with the funky grain you often run into with construction lumber (though you're doing a pretty darn good job free-hand I might add). If you're not already doing it, try drilling and driving your pegs in at a slight angle off square and alternate them (5-degrees or so), it'll help hold things together a bit like a dove-tail joint.

The monster hunter cats and how to make everything dogs preparing my meals is preferred to a robot.

You need a swivel clip for the leash in the middle of the wheel to give the dog some stability and something to push against also keeps them in the wheel.

@6:12 Next time, line up the assembled (but not glued) wheel to the 2x4 and start to drill the hole through the hole you drilled in the wheel joint. At least enough to make a centering divot. Then take it apart and drill the holes. Just mark where they went because they will be specific to each joint and rotation. A lot of times it's easiest to take the measurement using the other part. You could also sand or shave down the pins a little to make them slide in better. Nice job!

Unexpectedly interesting thanks

Late to appear in my feed but what a welcome video, WOOF !!!!

the PETA ad on youtube makes everything funnier.

They took my job!!!!

8:19 you invented DOSHO(Dog OSHA)

Finally something worthwhile to do.

I taught my chicken how to cook chicken. Preheat oven, put seeds in oven, chicken hops in. Dinner.

"FIRE BAD!" -Rex (probably)

@amrastheluckywoof5524

2 ай бұрын

"This is fine"

This was an interesting april fools joke. That wasn't really a joke lol. I love it.

So, to make the dog do it on its own you'd have to have the reward come after the running. So have them run without a treat in front of them, then stop them and give them a treat.

Your channel is always interesting

Late night HTME!

Lots of your videos have wood against wood friction. You should consider using some lubricant. One that works between wood surfaces is graphite powder, which can be sourced naturally. The down side is that you need to keep replacing it. Note: charcoal will not work as a substitute due to its rougher texture when compared with graphite, which is very smooth and uniform.

True!

Sounds like a wonderful service for criminals and thieves if they can somehow managed to get a picture of your key

They don't want you to know, but the dogs at the dog park are free. I have 79 dogs by now.

Dog power unlocked!

Now if only more videos on April Fool's day were real - albiet slightly tongue-in-cheek. Well done.

I don’t think there is a modern dog breed that has such a flexible back to do it long enough to cook a chicken!

Thankfully my 2 dogs are employed still. (Game keeping) Dogs are amazing animals, if i had a wish to give i would totally use it on dogs to allow them to speak.

Did Theo also get to taste some of the skin off the chicken he cooked? 😂

Well, this is the first time I ever heard about “ unemployment dog ” .

It seems like a better method for training them might be to have them endure a couple spins that you do(slowly) and then give them the treat. That way you associate the wheel itself turning with the reward instead of trying to get at the treat(which would be absent for their actual work).

I had a dog once that ran without fail anytime they were outside, who would have known it was a turnspit dog. (he ran for 45 minutes once on ice while on a leash)

my dogs are currently employed as guard dogs and emotional support animals. I'm a big fan of adopting and employing your dog at home.

I'd been waiting for this ever since you first mentioned it back in the waterwheel video. I was starting to worry that you had given up on the idea. So how many more times are you going to put Theo in an animal costume and stick him inside a wheel? If this keeps up, he may develope a very strange case of Post-Traumatic Stress.

10/10 would watch HTME puppy content again, April Fool's or no lol

It genuinely would be interesting to figure out what kind of dog would do this without needing to be constantly bribed. I've heard many a tale of dog and cat owners who got their pets an exercise wheel, and the pets using them for fun for hours - but especially if they have a human running in place on a treadmill right next to them. When it becomes a group activity instead of a trick for treats. There's a whole lot of dogs who still have a high urge to run for various reasons, like border collies or huskies. More of a barrier between the wheel and the fire might help too. I know this video might not have been meant seriously (posted on April 1 and all that), but it's still an interesting conundrum.

This is great🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am a proud employer of 4 dogs and 3 cats.... they run my farm

maybe try a tilted dish style of one? I know they're technically modern contrivances, but if you make it with ye olden techniques it should fit your theme... and you could maybe get your cat to do it with a laser pointer...

All jokes aside, when using pegs, have you considered putting a wedge in each peg to lock it in place?

I would love to know where you got that cat-wheel I like the design of that one. Great video by the way. And to be honest, I'm happy dogs don't have these horrible jobs anymore, luckily dogs with jobs have fun jobs now: sniffing luggage for drugs, money and even food items.

The turnspit dog replaced the slave that would have been employed to turn the food. It was cheaper to feed the dog, and it never complained.

@percyvile

2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure there's plenty of reports of them complaining

This is why we went to a weight and spindle driven mechanism instead. Getting a good worker that doesn't need micro managed is a tough thing with a dog even back then.

Love the April Fool’s Day joke ❤.

Man I won't be surprised if he came up with perpetual engine.

No price breakdown because the chicken was free. Used the free labour of dogs, obviously! 😂

You should have tried a young bulldog, they have a thing for skateboards. That may translate into wheel running. But i guess you cant tell unless you try.

I think gear that is leg powered would've been better. Like riding a bike if you were to just spin a chicken. Although back then, people already lack food, so using other sources of energy to power your work would be very beneficial

All I cared about was ensuring that the dog got to eat some chicken. Successful video.

I thought they used children as the primary source of menial labor. Are you going to show us how they made those back then?

I laughed so hard i woke up my SO

nutter lmaoooo 😂

Me before the video: There is actually a dog that was bred for this. It is one of the earliest breeds of dogs. Me watching the video: oh.