How can you not make a husky the bard? They never stop singing the song of their people!

@adampozzobon5193

Жыл бұрын

@@sonyag5893 in 3.5 and pathfinder, bards can't even BE lawful!

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

@Mr Croob that's too metal for mom's basement.. and we all know how much mosh is in a chihuahua's soul: 1000%.

@halfshinesketches

Жыл бұрын

As someone with a husky I agree

@carzxth

Жыл бұрын

Husky's are chaotic rogues that always tantrum

@koomel

Жыл бұрын

Yeah true but Goldens are usually better on guitar.

I want this to be a series. Just DnDogs.

@jelysca3499

Жыл бұрын

I second this! @jaunceydev

@AngelWish3

Жыл бұрын

OMG yes please. This is the thing I never knew I needed in my life until now and now I absolutely cannot live without it.

@anneott7796

Жыл бұрын

I'd sub to that in a heartbeat

@lulumoon6942

Жыл бұрын

😍

@nimeryaspawnbrd1049

Жыл бұрын

"DnDogs" actually is a real rpg... is called Pugmire 😁

As someone with a chihuahua who ripped his entire nail out and walked it off while bleeding all over the place. The “barely even felt it quote” is way too accurate.

@kaydreamer

Жыл бұрын

My last chihuahua would stand in the middle of the road on 40C days, heat wafting off the bitumen in waves, and look at me like "What'dya mean the vets say this is too hot for my paws? I'm fine, fuck the vets, I want my walk!"

@Gyarren

Жыл бұрын

Poor baby! Was he okay?😱😱😱

@peggedyourdad9560

Жыл бұрын

@@Gyarren I'm sure he was fine as long as it didn't result in an infection considering it was just a nail that was lost (especially since nails grow back).

@Gyarren

Жыл бұрын

@@peggedyourdad9560 Probably; but I just don't like to think about animals in distress or pain...or people, either.

@peggedyourdad9560

Жыл бұрын

@@Gyarren I figured, I just wanted to assure you that, unless OP states otherwise, the dog is fine and you don’t need to worry any further.

That don't fucking touch me at the end got me rolling

@lambentlamprey

Жыл бұрын

Same, I was starting to doubt the Pomeranian's identity 🤣

@SpyrosKoronis

Жыл бұрын

Did you roll high? 😉

@DavidShgo

Жыл бұрын

I almost died laughing at that one... But then I rolled my death saves successfully.

@TemperedMedia

Жыл бұрын

It's true, they'll sit in your lap all day but the moment you try to touch them it's an invasion of their personal space 🤣

@denisebacher5040

11 ай бұрын

I always found my pom only got “don’t touch me” when he was tired. He’d even snap at me which made my dachshund ( his “wife”) go on attack mode at him because he was trying to bite me. And then a fight would start. She always “won” ( she’d get him on the ground swiftly and I’d intervene because I did not want vet bills). Other than that he was simply the sweetest dog.

As someone who has spent some time in farming country, the low roll making the border collie only think he is invisible was a total crack up. These daft buggers really have no concept of stealth, basically Drax level awareness of their own visibility. :P

@icarusbinns3156

Жыл бұрын

They just… crouch down a little bit, and no one can see them! …Harley, you are making your weird husky-squeaks, I know you’re there! Don’t drop your ball in my tea!

@gestaltdude

Жыл бұрын

@@icarusbinns3156 Definitely someone who has lived with these lovable idiots. :D

@icarusbinns3156

Жыл бұрын

@@gestaltdude border collie husky mix. I love this idiot. He’s my idiot.

@gestaltdude

Жыл бұрын

@@icarusbinns3156 I know, they tend to grow on you, like mildew. :D Also doesn't seem to matter what chaos they bring; as long as they don't actually hurt anyone you love them. Mine has destroyed two lounges, well a two seater lounge and a futon. The futon had nothing left of it, every shred of covering, scrap of stuffing, every support strap, and even the wooden frame, was a target for his wrath. Mind you, we were slow in realizing he had never been alone before he came to us, having come from a home with his two human owners, plus his own parents and brother. We're assuming the destruction was the result of extreme separation anxiety. Thanks he displays it no by trying to stop people putting on their shoes and barking up a storm as we get ready to leave (and when we come back). It's cute as hell, if you're not his target :D

@cautiouslycynical9786

Жыл бұрын

@@gestaltdude Sounds like a lovable tornado. You're a saint for taking care of such a dog.

“Don’t fucking touch me” Yep, that’s a Pom alright

A Chihuahua is the perfect example of a gnome barbarian: terrifying and compact. Also the wizard is *spot on* holy shit LOL

@300lbcanary2

11 ай бұрын

Don't wizards normally cast fireball....then run away? Maybe he is only 4th level?

@Crystalline_cos2548

11 ай бұрын

as a 4th level wizard, that hit a little close to home

@konobuzoggu239

5 ай бұрын

did someone call for the faithful of Urdlen, the White Mole?

Had a D&D session where the DM's dog was always present. 'For Luck' people would ask the dog to bless their dice. But if the dice fell on the floor be prepared to wrestle that dog to try to get the dice out of his mouth. We should have just written up a character sheet and let the dog play a bard.

@icarusbinns3156

Жыл бұрын

We have an overweight cat. If the King is purring, we’re okay. If the maine coon is having zoomies… dice will vanish. Still haven’t found my d12

@shadowdroid776

Жыл бұрын

Our DM had an old lady cat that would be too scared to hang out with us. But if she sat in his lap, the session was automatically good. Didn't matter what happened, immediately "that was a great session!"

@zavodila9279

Жыл бұрын

The dog is a druid who is always in wildshape

@TheAruruu

Жыл бұрын

I recall hearing about a campaign where one of the characters had to leave for a couple of minutes, a cat took his seat (as cats do), and apparently the cat liked swatting at the dice if they were in front of them... so the other members decided to keep going with the cat playing for the guy who left, and even after he returned, kept the cat as a character. xD

@austinjeffries5741

Жыл бұрын

Dog should definitely be a Cleric. You said you ask him to bless you all the time. He's the goodest boy. Could absolutely rock your world if you make him mad. Yeah Cleric checks out.

that reminds me, my friend once played in a dnd game where they were all actually dogs, like she played a sheepdog and would be FURIOUS whenever the party tried to split up. i really gotta go look for the reference stuff she sent me

@DashboardCookies

Жыл бұрын

Pugmire. You're probably thinking of Pugmire.

@lulumoon6942

Жыл бұрын

Ooooh!👀👍

@shadowdroid776

Жыл бұрын

Shit I want to play that. I'd be a golden retriever and just vibe the entire time lol

@theenderdestruction2362

Жыл бұрын

I would love to play a bulldog and just be the scary but lovable guy until someone messes with the party then I'm ripping arms off

@Nehu_22

Жыл бұрын

I would probably be a neurotic l poodle, but not sure what class

As someone who has played Clerics for years. I appreciated this so much

@9581RBLX

Жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is a cat 😢

@ShellyS2060

Жыл бұрын

@@9581RBLX yes, that's Ivan. He was an awesome cat. Sadly, he is no longer with us. He did, however, live to be almost 22 years old.

@9581RBLX

Жыл бұрын

@@ShellyS2060 oh im sorry :(

@ShellyS2060

Жыл бұрын

@@9581RBLX yes, it was almost 6 years ago. I was lucky to have known him. Thank you for your kind words.

@BelleTolles

Жыл бұрын

Gingers are awesome cats. Sorry for your loss

See what an emotional cleric can do. What a great example of teamwork.

@Lancersilva

Жыл бұрын

Wait, isn’t a bard essentially an emotional support cleric? Minus the god.

@vindicareassassin271

Жыл бұрын

Rocks fall every one dies.

@wrath4452

Жыл бұрын

Emotional Cleric: *audible sobbing*

@Aut0d0ll

Жыл бұрын

As a cleric player owned by a Pomeranain, I feel so seen by this video

@ShellyS2060

Жыл бұрын

@@Lancersilva best comment! Except Clerics don't have groupies😀

the moment I clicked on this I was thinking "yeah so the chihuahua's a barb because they totally have rage issues..." my vote is for the malinois as a monk

@LanChiaoPeng

Жыл бұрын

Gloomstalker Ranger, for the ones with military/LE experience.

@jefferyoneill1

Жыл бұрын

@@LanChiaoPeng Maybe a Great Pyrenees for Beastmaster Ranger because they're so good with other animals

@kitlee172

Жыл бұрын

@@jefferyoneill1 …unless you’re a coyote bard.

@misselizabethplays8070

Жыл бұрын

So who's the thief? Maybe a Boykin Spaniel?

@Gummy_Pop.

Жыл бұрын

and German Shephards as Paladins XD

As a Pomeranian owner- the Pomeranian one was literally so amazing because they’re little floofs of emotional support stress

@TemperedMedia

Жыл бұрын

It's accurate. They have yap but are harmless little lap dogs lol

@The_Honey_Diaries

Жыл бұрын

@@TemperedMedia yes

@Newfiecat

11 ай бұрын

Aww, is that the pom in your PFP? So cute!

@The_Honey_Diaries

11 ай бұрын

@@Newfiecat yep! And thank you :)

St.Bernard is the paladin. The third troll has been whacking on him this whole time, and he didn't even notice

@bigsurdruid

Жыл бұрын

Sorry I have to disagree... they're too cuddly. My vote would be great Dane or great Pyrenees

@Atma_Weapon

11 ай бұрын

great dane looks at the troll and goes, "huh? did you just breathe in my general direction?"

@littleredhen8205

6 ай бұрын

Paladin should be English mastiff

Goldie as a bard is perfect.

@VerbenaComfrey

Жыл бұрын

I take a look at my life, and realize it's full of trolls!

@vetsrus31

Жыл бұрын

I was expecting Husky 😆

@shadowdroid776

Жыл бұрын

@@vetsrus31 husky and golden bards together would be the best combo. One plays the instrument, the other shrieks lol

@vetsrus31

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowdroid776 yes!! We need this to happen

🤣🤣🤣 The 'I'm a Spitz' then spitting bars absolutely killed me

@johannageisel5390

Жыл бұрын

Particularly together with "I'm not a heeler / healer".

Dude, this is insanely clever. Especially the bit about the border collie failing his stealth roll. Absolute gold. >w

My Medical Alert SD pom would be like I can do DMT, first aid and be there emotionally when PTSD kicks in. (I have siezures and low BP). Hes very mellow and his temperment is like chill. He loves when people touch him. Its interesting cause Ive played Clerics in D&D and in MMORPGS in the past. He would be a great companion in doing Cleric quests with me. 🤣

@SarafinaSummers

Жыл бұрын

My poodle mix sd would love this. XD

I was waiting for the "barely felt it" chihuahua to drop from the one hit point of damage from the fist bump, but this ending works great too!

@lysanamcmillan7972

Жыл бұрын

"I can get you back to 10 HP with this song," said the bard retriever...

The chihuahua is a vibe

@AngelWish3

Жыл бұрын

I always love his impressions of Chihuahua personalities. I laugh every time.

All I had to see was "Chihuahua & Barbarian" together to make me start laughing! 😂

@avivacrichton6922

10 ай бұрын

So true though.

Dachshunds would be wizards who could dig holes for the trolls to trip in, and then pee on them. (They just look so darned cute dressed up as Gandalf)

@marcherwitch9811

Жыл бұрын

nah rogues! super charming and rolling people while they get scritches...

@toolatetothestory

Жыл бұрын

​@@marcherwitch9811 Yeah, I'd say rouge too. Deadly, but don't look like it.

Golden Retriever as Bard is 100% accurate. Though, I could see them as a really clumsy, goofy, happy cleric who annoyed everyone at the temple with their positive attitude and so were sent out to help people in the world.

I never knew that I needed a canine series of D&D with an emotionally intelligent chihuahua, a troll that’s done a lot of therapy, and a box breathing theta wave playing golden retriever. *Voice over* : _Stay tuned for the next episode, where the dogs will learn to observe and label their feelings_

Totally did not see that coming. Also, a pit bull would be like, "Hi, you want to be friends?"

@MsAubrey

Жыл бұрын

Totally!

@toolatetothestory

Жыл бұрын

The pit bull is the troll

Imagine a bulldog as a knight. The armour would make them even slower, and their asthma would just get worse. Also, great costumes!

@VerbenaComfrey

Жыл бұрын

Bulldogs are the Dwarves of the Pupper D&D world.

I have never played dungeons and dragons, but this was hilarious! 😂😂😂

@ConstantChaos1

Жыл бұрын

It's actually a great time if you let yourself have fun and have a good group

@janeenschultz8502

Жыл бұрын

You absolutely have to have a good group. Good friends improv-ing off each other and making each other crack up. Heck yeah.

@lulumoon6942

Жыл бұрын

Do it.

@icarusbinns3156

11 ай бұрын

Never borrow dice

@SilverionX

8 ай бұрын

In my opinion it's the best thing on earth, but it does take some commitment. Though I will say there are far easier systems than D&D. But D&D is very fun as well.

This is everything and my party will be playing with dog mindset from now on

Emotional support Cleric. 😂 omf... Between that and Golden as a Bard I love everything about this.

Spot on with the Pom!! My Pom was a sweet angel that definitely had the don’t touch me moments. But still loved to cuddle most of the time. Definitely got some side eye from him when he got annoyed from being mauled!! Lol. He was the best!!

Awesome! I'd love to see one with a German Shepherd paladin, Labrador druid, and Husky rogue (if you've ever seen them kill critters in the yard, you know what I mean -- sneak attack!).

@AlphaWolf096

Жыл бұрын

More likely, the Druid is actually a Wolfdog or a cat Wild Shaping as a dog. Labrador Retriever could easily be Fighter because they’re a very versatile breed, or Warlock because they’re so eager to please.

@amaravos

Жыл бұрын

Hounds or killer of trolls. One of my adopted tree walking hound (they showed up and never left) loves to bring dead animals into the house. 1st time dead squirrel stuck in dog door. After that figured how to bring them in. Also inanimate objects someone's dog bowl a full loaf of bread to name a few. To her lair just recently walked into a room to find a dead groundhog. I can deal with the squirrels this was awful had to have a you can do this text chat and borrowed a big as shovel. She does love a good scratch behind the ears

@Revolupine

Ай бұрын

Labrador druid… your mind is huge.

Just when I thought, this guy couldn't possibly become more cool AND funny, he does THIS 😍🤯😁

The ending….ah, there’s the true Pom! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your videos crack me up! 🤣🤣🤣❤️🇦🇺

Funny coincidence: I actually had a Border Collie named Ranger!

As soon as I heard "you think you're invisible" I laughed myself halfway to death

I love how the Dungeon Master just went along with it

As a Pomeranian mom, this is pretty accurate.

I was expecting the bard to be a beagle; everyone knows how much they love to sing.

Next time I play D and D, I’m going to be an emotional support cleric. 😂

Chihuahua owner and nerd here, you were spot on! Keep at it, it was hilarious 😂😂😂

I'm dead!!! Dogs playing DnD is my new favourite thing! 🤣 I wholeheartedly support emotional support clerics!

As a musician and described as an antropomorphic Golden Retriever by my friends I agree with this sketch lmao

Damn, maybe i need an emotional support cleric

@littlespottedgecko

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too. I am like the whippet most of the time.

The Pomeranian is the ✨therapist✨ friend

Underated line "take a look at my life, realize it's just a bunch of trolls." I felt that.

Lmao the Chihuahua of course picks the Barbarian and I loved how the other roles just became so scared and passive 😆

As a player who just got the dog breeds character set, this is going to take it to another level! Thanks so much! PS set 3 has a shiba ranger :)

It's been bugging me like crazy but you and Jim Carrey are so similar. You both can make anything good & funny. You both have such amazingly expressive faces that can change to something opposite in a second. You two would be great in a movie. I would say a comedy for sure.

@michellebyrom6551

8 ай бұрын

I can see a father - son take on The Man and winning story. Subversive, of course.

Oh, I love this. Brings back memories of my D&D club in high school. I played Wood Elf Druid, using herbalism kits for wound healing and to counteract poison and venoms. I was also mostly the night watch, due to elves needing less rest than the other characters. And I love the name I got to give my character. Good times☺️😊

These videos bring me so much joy. Thank you 😊... Thank you for incorporating a whippet too.

The "dont fccking touch me" in the end got me 🤣😅 Poms....

That last second is literally my pommie when ANYONE tries to touch her but me 🤣

Best line, I'm not a healer I'm a spitz, lmao!!! Please make more DND ones!!

Omg thank you so much for including a Pom….and the dont touch me comment at the end is spot on thank you!

We need more of this! Reoccurring segment please!

@denisemetzger305

8 ай бұрын

Yes! This needs to be a full campaign.

Don’t f-ing touch me is way to relatable

"Hey, good job!" "Don't fucking touch me." Love the little divas.

Dude, this is absolute gold!!!…the hits just keep on coming… love it

The ending is what got it for me. I laughed so hard.

This is one of my favourite videos. I’ve watched it repeatedly and it makes me giggle every time. It just works on so many levels.

Chihuahua playing a barbarian is just too perfect!

that's some nice chainmail the cleric has on!

That ending was magnificent

“I’m not depressed, I’m bleeding out of my face” Incredible 😂

“Don’t f*cking touch me!” Too funny ❤️🇨🇦

Dogs as 'insert job'. Sales Manager, Plumber, Life Guard, etc.

I love that the chihuahua was the barbarian. 😂😂😂😂

I don't know anything about D&D but this still made me laugh.

@janeenschultz8502

Жыл бұрын

In a good group, D&D is basically this.

Jonny- there are no words- you are a gem!

That last *"Don't fu¢k!ng touch me!"* had me howling🤣😹😂

Man what a genius talent. Hope you're getting the recognition you deserve.

Oh, please make this a full series! Dogs and dungeons.

Bard should have been a husky 😂

This is awesome ! I want more of that! With different groups and more dog breeds! Poodle Wizard? Great Dane Monk? German Shepherd Fighter? Nothing beats the Chihuahua Barbarian, though :D ...except maybe a Jack Russel Barbarian?

@silverjohn6037

Жыл бұрын

German Shepherd Battle Master Fighter. Variant Puppy with Crossbow Expert at Level One. He has not forgotten the face of his father;).

😂😂😂😂The Golden Retriever singing... ! 😂😂😂 💗💗💗🐾🐾

This is one of the best ones so far and they're all good.

More Pomeranians!! This was so funny 🤩

🤣🤣🤣 The last line. I fell out.

Love the whippet & chihuahua parts!

Nailed the chihuahua. My dog loves it whenever I play my orc barbarian.

Please do more of these! This should be a series! You could even use different breeds if you want to switch things up. But seriously, this was your funniest video yet!😹😹😹🔥🔥🔥

Appreciate your sense of humour, Mr Jauncey! Thanks for your videos! Could you make one about Sheltiez, please?)

This is the best thing I've ever seen you do and the universe needs more. 🤘

I have a Pomeranian. Its so true; the sudden mood swings are amazing. They are the cat of the dog world.

The final line. Gets me. Every. Damn. Time.

I was preparing to turn the page in Sensible Chuckle Magazine when you dropped that last line. I LOLed.

The last line absolutely killed me. Amazing stuff

Omgosh ! I had a Pomeranian. At the end when the Pom said not to touch That was my Heidi ! Their was a little dog Arnie who lived on a farm that loved her. To me she looked as though she would have said to him "I am a Princess & Queen". "You are so beneath me". ☺

"I'm not depressed, I'm bleeding out of my face". I laughed so hard.. 😂😂

The pom at the end just sells the entire video.

My love for dogs and love of DND has combined. My life is now complete.

The accuracy of this is So Freaking Real

Spot on with the Class selection. The Whippet Wizard was genius. But this needs a part 2 at least.

"Don't f*ckin touch me." 😆😆😆

Love these!! Don't stop!!!

In our group we have a Healer just like this and OMG he's so funny with his crazy solutions to near-death situations.🤣🤣

That last line killed me! 😂

we had a Chihuahua - Min Pin. He looked like a Chihuahua the first couple of days, a little nervous, a little quiet; reminded me of my grandma's dog. Then, he got used to us and was a SuperHyperActive Monster Cuddle baby, just like my kids!! He would have run and tagged the trolls and dared them to try to catch him, like some kinda Monk.

i'm trying to think of what a dobe could be but just remembered what it's like getting them outside in the rain...

I loved the, "Don't f*cking touch me" at the end. Nice.