The declaration that you are "zany to the max" presupposes the univocality of the Animaniacs.

@sketchygetchey8299

Ай бұрын

We all know that’s not true cuz the writers flipped, they had no script, so why bother to rehearse?

@ApPersonaNonGrata

Ай бұрын

lol

@MarcosElMalo2

Ай бұрын

@@sketchygetchey8299 It’s the scholarly consensus that the Animaniac scripts were written at least a century after the shows first aired.

I saw a cross shaped flash drive and I thought, "That's ridiculous. Jesus saves on the cloud."

@ratamacue0320

Ай бұрын

Jesus saves... Pass to Moses - SCORE!!

@Sewblon

Ай бұрын

Saving on the cloud just means saving on someone else's computer. Its generally a bad idea. Sneakernet is still the best way to move files from computer to computer.

Matthew 19:12 “For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” Dan is too funny lmaooo 😂

@kencratchley8697

Ай бұрын

People who say there are only 3 genders need to read that verse

@miguelthealpaca8971

Ай бұрын

​@@kencratchley8697who says there are only 3 genders? And what's the third gender they're talking about?

Thank you for addressing this controversy

"For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.”

I found Jesus!! He was behind the sofa the whole time.

Animaniacs shirt and Rob Paulsen? I see what you did there.

The thumbnail, the title, peak meme material.

@wormwood822

Ай бұрын

Absolutely lol

“I’m a scholar” while wearing a anamaniacs t-shirt! Love it.

@Aldrnari956

Ай бұрын

Yes, but he’s a zany scholar, apparently lol

Can’t wait to see what apologists have to say about this one…

Very controversial... News at 11.

“Happy 7th birthday this week Jim. I kinda ran out of gift ideas, so I brought you some meat from my refrigerator.” 😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like this was a late April Fools video! 😂

As an Australian, I am baffled by everything in this video

Best intro so far, right up with duck tales. Maybe even the best video so far.

Carl and Dan won the internet today.

The word of God given to the people of God. Thanks be to God. Amen.

Hahaha I love you and am so happy to see a scholar of the bible take a stand for Jesus' actual intentions and instructions for us all to love one another as He loves us

I am speechless and crying. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!

no no no wait no don't - no! I said *Enoch* - be like *Enoch*!

Can't say you dropped the ball on this one.

I don't know what I was expecting coming into this video, but it wasn't this. And I'm so happy I got what I did.

This verse often makes me wonder if Jesus had done what he praised others for doing.

There's baloney in our slacks, we're ani-many--Eisenhower Mamie--Animaniacs!

Thanks Dan. But that is a gift I am not ready to receive.

Well played sir!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

The Dude abides.

😂😂 i saw the title and right it was just a ploy. It was not! Love it

💯 zannie to the max

Whoa! Animaniacs, Jimmy Neutron AND Rob Paulsen in one video--you, sir, win today's trifecta!

I wonder, would Jesus like any of the awesome cartoons from the 90’s and early 2000s? I wonder if he would be interviewed on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

“Delicious”

Finally, a dogma I can get behind!

This one was completely incomprehensible to me, starting with the original creator's voice.

that is a remarkable reference.

It took me a while to realize that was Rob Paulsen in the video and I was quite confused.

You had me at “Delicious.”

Dang it. Now I want a peanut butter and banana sandwich, and I am all out of bananas.

Do you also have baloney in your slacks? :D

Love the Animaniacs!

What even was that I don't know what I even just watched

Best video ever!!!!

Rob Paulsen and more dry humour? I feel we were spoiled this time! 😁

Oh, I love this one lol :)

I feel a little disconnected right now.

Dan, what is the meaning of this 😭

How many like me would not have known it from the citation, but from context figured which verse that must be?

Matthew 19:12 “ouch”

I don't think I can take you seriously anymore. JK, thanks for the chuckles. 😃

But the real question is do you have balogna in your slacks?

I recently tried to find scholarship on the authorship of the book of James, and the vast majority of the results were about the king James version of the Bible. Is anyone aware of a place where I can learn about who wrote James, why and to whom? (Or maybe Dan will fill us in eventually)

That Matthew reference at the end was legs-crossed cringe inducing!

OMG DAN! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yes

Ouch! The only person I know how took that seriously was Origen, and they excommunicated him for that. As for 16 pound balls, how big are the Ball’s on Kent Hovinds whale. Next time you see Josh, give him an ask. I tell you what boys, you don’t have to chop off your nuts. If you wait long enough they shrivel up on their own and cough dust.

Delicious. Haha

Gee whiz, Dan! To you have to gainsay everything?

I can’t believe you actually used the Mathew quote I’ve heard addresses gay men being born that way as punchline for old joke. I’m willing to accept I’m wrong but really want your input.

Lmao yoo

💀and ☠ Also, peanut butter banana and honey 👌🏻

And once again the kindergartners try to read the big people's book. (Did enjoy the joke though)

Well God is the author of confusion

I died

😂😂

😂

#noballs

May someone explain what is going on in this video, it makes absolutely no sense for those of us who do not get any of the references

@beateifarta

Ай бұрын

@@sananton2821 patiently waiting. I guess a lot was lost in translation and cultural knowledge here.

@matthewnitz8367

Ай бұрын

In Matthew 19:12 Jesus says that there are "eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven" and "Let anyone accept this who can." So it appears he thought that castration was Jesus preference, for those who could accept such a teaching. Or no balls at all.

@beateifarta

Ай бұрын

@@matthewnitz8367 But who is Carl Wheezer, who is the guy telling the story?And is he serious or is it meant as a joke or a serious?

No

Lmao what?

Peanut butter and banana? I’m close to unsubscribing. 😮

@tchristianphoto

Ай бұрын

It's delicious! Some people slice their bananas and put the slices inside what's otherwise a peanut butter sandwich. But I'm a native Southerner, and my mom used to mash up the banana with the peanut butter, making a homogenous spread out of both. Reportedly, Elvis Presley loved peanut butter and banana sandwiches -- FRIED, probably like a grilled cheese, I'd expect.

@DavidAlastairHayden

Ай бұрын

@@tchristianphoto I’m from the Deep South too. I’ve never seen anyone mash it all together. Did you ever have mayonnaise sandwiches? Just bread and some blue plate mayo. I’d rather have that. 😂

Bible KJV counting ever title number and word the Bible has exactly 7 to the seventh power meaning there is exactly 823543 words counting the titles and numbers ..divine perfection .Michael 7 William 7 Conwell 7.. born 3 29 Jesus b day 7 27 exactly 3 months 29 days after mine .. my wife to be born 11 5 exactly 7 months and 7 days after my b day .. I am the prince and Jesus is the king ..I'm here to rise for the children ..don't call your self a scholar when you don't communicate with the one who designed it . The doors open but it will b shut soon ..don't ride the fence it falls towards the enemy... The war will be over before ten years pace don't be a loser I'm undefeated..Michael the Arc !!!

Was this supposed to be funny? I really don't get it ngl

I like your videos but I'm so tired of hearing about the lgbtsdzxf! Nobody cares who they sleep with or what they want to call themselves but most of us are tired of having it shoved down our throats

@meej33

Ай бұрын

"Most of us". At least have the spine to own to your bigotry instead of hiding in an imaginary crowd.

@TrainOnTheWater

Ай бұрын

Ok. Instead of shoving it down your throat, we’ll simply talk about it. Sound fair?

@DreadAnon

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately a lot of people *do* care who gay people sleep with and try to make their lives harder because of it.

@marshallmkerr

Ай бұрын

Brother, if you really didn't care who people sleep with, you would be celebrating the diversity of love in the human experience - not telling people to shut the fuck up about their hearts' most precious desire. You are exactly 100% mistaken about what direction vile and offensive ideas are passing through your throat.

@hiesnburg6439

Ай бұрын

@@meej33 lol yes call me names. I really don't care who is gay and who isn't but I do care that we have to do stuff like change the name of the boy scouts because of the word boy, how silly are we going to slow this to get? So go ahead a keep calling people who don't understand or disagree names