"You never play for a win in a marriage, you always play for a draw." - Hikaru

@med7at10

20 күн бұрын

"That's why Anish has it all figured out" 😂

@jakebunker4377

20 күн бұрын

you know what they say a perfect marriage ends in a draw

@JeanFoutre-yi5us

20 күн бұрын

Marriage is already a win since you won the right to mate

@Kei.Kurono

20 күн бұрын

Wrong. Play for a lose

@Brian7piano

20 күн бұрын

* -Hikaru's friend

Hikaru acting like he aint got married 2 weeks ago lol

@iscodisco9134

20 күн бұрын

Hikaru isnt a real one. He should be married to the game and the KZread grind

@jonatandjurachkovitch460

19 күн бұрын

Really good for him. I'm glad!

7:52 “I almost got to mate with a horse” - Dr. Hikaru 💀

@prajwal2712

20 күн бұрын

Oh god 😂

@harrykrause2879

20 күн бұрын

Dr?

@David_7171

20 күн бұрын

He’s talking about chess. Just saying

@JH-qu8kj

20 күн бұрын

Mating with a horse in chess: ☺️ Mating with a horse outside chess: 😳

@silverjaiden2450

20 күн бұрын

@@David_7171we know….

Bro really tried to scholar mate hikaru 💀

@taeflowk9

12 күн бұрын

😂😂

Bloody hell makes 1900-2000s look like 190-200s. Disrespect is way better at higher levels.

4:48 Did I just watch a 2000+ rated player hang the bishop, knight, rook, and queen on 4 straight moves?

@escueladeartesemocionales

5 күн бұрын

he hung the house

Anish has it all figured out 😂😂😂

@med7at10

20 күн бұрын

I laughed out loud on this one 😂

@AJD...

18 күн бұрын

Context?

@med7at10

18 күн бұрын

@@AJD... anish is famous for making a lot of draws in classical chess And also anish is one of the few top players who is actually married or so I heard.

@AJD...

18 күн бұрын

@@med7at10 oh yeah lol makes sense

The groove he gets in is mind blowing, nonstop savagery the whole time, at an insane pace. Serious pattern power!

Hikaru is getting more unhinged and I’m all for it.

@apotatoo2208

21 күн бұрын

True

@Mike_Rottchburns

20 күн бұрын

Haaaaaa

@stevejones799

20 күн бұрын

He’s just speaking truth, happens with wisdom.

the real trick is not thinking of marriage like a game of opposites where you play for a draw, but as a team sport where you both win all the time

Does chess cause divorce? no, but It does prevent marriage

@siddharthshivam4313

20 күн бұрын

Does it happens to both genders

@maxevans2852

20 күн бұрын

@@siddharthshivam4313😂😂😂

@executivelifehacks6747

20 күн бұрын

😂

@sherryxia8362

20 күн бұрын

So it prevents divorce

@NoOneAtAll1

20 күн бұрын

@@sherryxia8362 *Well yes, but actually no*

These are the best videos in chess right now

With the sunglasses it's like Hikaru is on maximum "literally doesn't care" mode

@kydelvetus642

20 күн бұрын

The combo of headphones and sunglasses is an odd choice because it makes him look like a cheater: it's as if he is trying to hide from the viewers where his eyes are looking and what sounds he's hearing. I don't think he's actually cheating but I'm puzzled about why wears the headphones and sunglasses like that

@feelcollins4358

20 күн бұрын

@@kydelvetus642 cheaters need time to read the moves and play them, he plays them faster than a cheater could move and with an irregular pace too as in it's also not consistently fast as if a program is moving it for him cuz he actually pauses to think at moments where the position got real complicated, a cheater would just continue to play the best moves instantly even at those complicated positions without care lol this is the disrespect-themed chess speedrun where Hikaru embraces his cocky persona and he uses shades to visualize that, as for headphones they're just headphones to listen for audio lol he has been using that since forever, you think some engine is spouting out moves like "h4, e4" etc while Hikaru most of the time plays moves at 1 second and even premoving? the engine must've been from the future 😂

@LK-po2rb

19 күн бұрын

@@kydelvetus642 The whole point of the speedrun is to copy Dr. Disrespect.

@kydelvetus642

19 күн бұрын

@@LK-po2rb Oh okay, I had never heard of Dr Disrespect before, looked him up on KZread now. Hikaru's sunglasses make more sense to me now

Love your vids Hikaru! Your the reason I fell in love with chess!

"He hung the house" 😂😂

@armychowmein8021

20 күн бұрын

almost as bad as "I almost got to mate with the horse"

“Why am I thinking” - I wonder that every day.

I love the speed runs my goodness amazing content

Take the shades off, y’all crack me up? Such superb acting, Chevy not the only one proud, I see an Emmy in the near future, carry on! Jeje

Love the disrespect it’s hilarious 😂

when was this filmed? This is hilarious. Hikaru was indeed on fire

Hikaru absolutely crushed it! The disrespect is epic. 😂

this is the best disrespect episode so far. i died laughing so many times

Love this version of Hikaru!

I watched more of the candidates than football playoffs hoping hikaru would win

@RubixNinja

20 күн бұрын

Same... I watched like 80% of it

@notsoeloquent

20 күн бұрын

Honestly, other sports just don't do it for me anymore. Everything feels lame in comparison.

A family had to travel via railways. The husband (an old man) went out to get a horse cart (to carry them and their luggage). On the way, he found that his buddies were playing Shatranj. The old man didn't return back home till the next day. They missed their train by a whole day and wife was furious. But it didn't lead to divorse because it wasnt a common thing in those days. This happened in Lahore Pakistan many many years ago.

@malikahmadsultan1333

17 күн бұрын

Let's play chess Pakistani guy

That Anish burn was unstoppable. LMAO! He sure knows how to play for the draw!

69 Missed calls from Sagar shah☠️

@sakritkafle3311

20 күн бұрын

exactly what i was searching for🤣🤣🤣

2:01 bro forgot he is married

I’m dying laughing these are so entertaining 😂😂😂😂😂

bro why is the thumbnail hard as hell 💀

Bro never lost a single one 💀

Looking good. Against underrated opponents.

3:50 lmfao looks like someone knocked the pieces over.. we should get an eval bar on these games

Your gameplay is sick. Powerful player, damn

Hikaru playing that divorce gambit

"Why am I thinking?"😂

"We're playing Chess Caruana" he said at the beginning 🤣

Omg the disrespect in this was 🔥🔥🔥

-Ew Hikaru is picking on me! +Suck it up and get better 😎

He’s Shooter McGavin of chess…lol

“Always play for the draw” wise words

Making it look easy, nice man.

That first game was 💥

Hikaru finally found the legendary 'Divorce Gambit'

Insane he sees so fast. and bulldozing all these 2000's

Casually spitting facts 😂

1:14 lose one of his towers 💀

Pls more of these Videos hikaru

No anish was harmed in the video

There are two ways to play a game: playing for a draw to win or playing to win. If players who are playing to win play against each other, there will be a special final match to determine the champion

😂 I didnt realize Hikaru is this fun

reading the title made me spill my coffee lol

very enjoyable

08:41 he loses everything except his dignity. What a hikaru 😊

OMG Hikaru is straight up assassinating these fools. Everybody get to the Choppa.

Bro i thought Levi's thumbnails and titles were crazy, but I'm all for this 😂😂😂😂

Bro looks like PC Principal from South Park

When Hikaru plays like this, you know he could play even more accurately, keeping up a running conversation like that I don't think I've seen any other GM quite do that. It's just fun to watch. If Kramnik wanted to put his silly accusations to bed, he should watch streams like this of Hikaru. It's not the strength of the opponents, its the speed of recognition that seemingly effortlessly keeps rolling and rolling. 👍

Dude Hikaru is just unreal strong as a player.

Yeah You can sacrifice Queen on the board,but can't in Real Life 😂

LMFAO, a "TOP G" Hikaru should be the main chess ambassador.

"He mated with horses" waaaat!

1900 rated player going for scholars mate is absolutely wild

Hikaru dishing out spankings to a flock of 2000 ELO's while exercising his "lumbar multifidus" methods. Here for it!

Hikaru is projecting! 😂 divorce cometh.

6:00 lmao

Bro thinks he's him

Pressure the juicers, just develop

no sagar shah was harmed in this video

Ngl the thumbnail Is fire

THIS IS THE MOST CRAZY TITLE 💀

11:03 Hikaru noticing the comment lol

DAMN when did Hikaru become such a savage

intro is straight from my nightmares

When hikaru became doctor disrespect of chess

Watching you play chess is like watching a kid tear the wings of a fly

‏‪3:27‬‏ 😭😭

What’s the name of the song at 11:18?

Title: Does Chess Cause Divorce?? Alternate title: He sacrificed the QUEEN!!

My favorite part of this video is Hikaru, a 36-year-old man, unironically saying "I'm actually getting cooked."

Does gambling in front of young, impressionable audience lead to them getting addicted?

Mindblowing!

14:38 the guy with Hikaru sir's like profile pic

thumbnail goes absolutely hard

I’ve realised it’s really good hikaru didn’t win the candidates, just looking back at the person he was before streaming. Uncontrollably toxic, egotistical and childish. Being a streamer just taught him to cover his true self up. Imagine his ego if he was world champ, nobody could keep it in check.

@zxvc849

20 күн бұрын

Awooka owooka 0wo

@tukriko

15 күн бұрын

To me it seemed like he was very insecure before streaming. That often displays as those things you mentioned. Im just saying, not defending, he was a total dickhead back then

a minute ago was crazy

I have played so many of the accounts he played against in this speedrun. I have a large winning score against the chess causes divorce guy lol.

Why is Hikaru acting so cool in this video? I need more.

I didn’t realize humans could think that quickly

I know of one divorce ,the wife told me his always checkmating everyone else, exempt me ,and she left him .

I didn’t know chess can do that much damage 😳😳😳

Just started chess.. three days in now…. I got checkmated in four moves yesterday…. I don’t like being caught with my pants down.. unless I’m paying for it… or unless I’m in jail, using liquid soap because it’s harder to pick up ;). Anyways I’ve countered it three times now and people leave immediately. I’m like wow people out here scamming. I’m a very low elo. Hit me up yall for a game. Trying to learn. Ty and love all yall comments. Good group of people !!!

I'd wonder what Mr and Mrs Grischuk would think

Hikaru is playing pac-man with chess pieces

Goat

*The Five-Time does what the F he wants!!!*

"Hanging P everywhere" that sounds dirty 😆

hmm, quite a shift in character, still excited to see what's next

Unstopable ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Hikaru the bishop trapper...