First Story: ends with “they don’t make them like they used to” Second Story: 17 year old get spends 45 minutes having his finger nail removed, doesn’t make a noise.

@meepmweep

5 жыл бұрын

3 stories after that: *SuNbUrN*

@rileywilsonepicarcher9995

5 жыл бұрын

Old people like to pretend they’re special hardasses lmao

@benjaminingenito530

5 жыл бұрын

@@rileywilsonepicarcher9995 idk man old people seem to be some tough motherfuckers. Especially farmers

@MultiNorG

5 жыл бұрын

@@rileywilsonepicarcher9995 he was a ww2 vet. He experienced hell, a few stitches is nothing compared to that.

@liammiddleton3064

5 жыл бұрын

Ya well hocky players

"I just cut my arm, I ain't dyin" has to be the single most manliest thing I've ever heard

@gray1.737

5 жыл бұрын

Kirishima would be proud (bnha)

@slsthewriter1299

5 жыл бұрын

Tis but a scratch...

@CG00785

4 жыл бұрын

SLS TheWriter A SCRATCH?!?!? YOUR ARMS OFF!!!

@slsthewriter1299

4 жыл бұрын

@@CG00785 HOW'D YOU KNOW I GOT ATTACKED BY A CAT YESTERDAY?!? ...I wish I was joking. He was just scared though. ;_;

@gasmaskedbassist1538

4 жыл бұрын

I've done some shit... I wouldn't do that

*Gets decapitated at the guillotine* "But I can go back to work tomorrow, yeah?"

@devin7276

4 жыл бұрын

The likes are at 69 so I cannot like this but I applaud you

@devin7276

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal Polanco ok I did

@avree9719

4 жыл бұрын

261st like

@bigsej7690

4 жыл бұрын

get despacitoed

@omarelshennawi

4 жыл бұрын

Henrik Høyrup lmao

God, old people can be terrifying when it comes to pain tolerance.

@rishamayoux5212

4 жыл бұрын

Haunter's Hunter my grandfather had a car accident and refuse to go to the hospital because he was fine he said. He had broken ribs and an arm. While it could’ve been worst it was still not nothing.

@devin7276

4 жыл бұрын

Risha Mayoux , kinda same thing with mine accept he almost had to have it removed because he waited so long

@amycostiff2444

4 жыл бұрын

My granda likes building things and is always working on his or someone else's boat and you can see bruises from where he has hit his fingers with a hammer of something and I think he once got a nail in his nail but didn't say anything. Hes fallen off ladders and gotten stuff from boat lights in his eyes but complained when he has to go to the hospital. His pain tolerance amazes me sometimes.

@thereisnosanctuary6184

4 жыл бұрын

Pain means you're still alive

@dianaj8153

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I think their nerves are just dead and they can no longer feel pain

Farmer with severed forearm: I ain't got time to bleed.

@grizzlyowlbear3538

5 жыл бұрын

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

@chrrsrpufflrs8630

5 жыл бұрын

WHO HAS TIME TO CALL 911?!? CALL USUNG THE TELEPHONE!

@Orangecatenergy

5 жыл бұрын

He probably behaved that way because of blood loss, it can make you feel as if you're drunk/high Imagine him being like "dawg I'm flyingGgg"

@obiwaankenobi4460

5 жыл бұрын

By the look of it, nobody that has responded has gotten that reference.

@escanork8251

5 жыл бұрын

That's a predator reference you uncultured swines 😤

Man: Has collarbone sticking out of chest Doctor: Does it hurt Man: ... Man: is it supposed to?

@trulybrady8839

4 жыл бұрын

“I thought it was supposed to feel like that”

@HeroAkii

4 жыл бұрын

My mother has a really deadly illness that runs in the family (Her mother's brain basically exploded) She get's killer migraines and her bones constantly dislocate. She could fall and die instantly. Anyways she's so used to pain that one time when a bone was visible from her skin (not protruding but pretty damn close) she barely flinched and got up and walked away to make dinner. Edit: We try to take as much of a load off of her but she's fucking stubborn, When disabled for long periods of time people just do everything for you and it often feels like you can't do anything. If she wants to cook then nothing short of dragging her could stop her.

@trulybrady8839

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Wheeler oh my god I’m so sorry I was just trying to make a joke about this I was just trying to be funny I hope you’re mom is alive for years to come

@trulybrady8839

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Wheeler keep me updated and I’m here to talk

@TwooZee

4 жыл бұрын

My pain tolerance is either yes or no I don't feel it or I'm in excruciating agony and pain

"i cut my arm, i aint dying" thats the kind of humans we need more of.

@cool-hf2pe

4 жыл бұрын

Come to southern states you will find plenty of them

@lawfulchaos9329

4 жыл бұрын

His arm wasnt even attached anymore. "Tis but a scratch."

@awesomecat42

4 жыл бұрын

That's the kind of human who's more likely to die of blood loss or infection.

@queeniebeanie3196

4 жыл бұрын

notatroll bruh tbh tho

@enyabthegreat9993

4 жыл бұрын

@@awesomecat42 "MAN UP" XD tbh tho just get used to it, you dont bleed out to much, put a rag on it, get bandages. It will probably be fine if you tilt your body long enough for the doctors to check on it

“I cut my arm off, I ain’t dying” TIS BUT A SCRATCH

@zachariahjohnson3406

4 жыл бұрын

Tis but a copy of another comment.

@haruhifujioka5952

4 жыл бұрын

A SCRATCH!?! YOUR ARM IS OFF!!!

@mish375

3 жыл бұрын

IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!

@chara_fallen4715

3 жыл бұрын

r/unexpectedmontypython

@josetteandres

Жыл бұрын

Us: A scratch?!? Your arm's off!!! Him: I've had worse. Us: Oh, you lie!

*TIS BUT A SCRATCH* but sir your arm is off *MEARLY A FLESH WOUND*

@Naturally-Bright

5 жыл бұрын

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

@elise205

5 жыл бұрын

Have at you! I'll bite your ankles off!

@masontoleary

5 жыл бұрын

"I've had worse." "No you haven't!"

@larrybutz742

5 жыл бұрын

“Your knee has been dislocated, you need to get to the hospital.” “But I wanna say bye to my friends....” -The conversation between 11 year old me and the school nurse when I dislocated my knee in dodgeball

@ebbebystrom1010

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta love monty python

I can stub my toe and almost die but some people can get a grenade lodged in their face and almost die but be ok and calm

@CmurkGam3ing

5 жыл бұрын

How do they do it ?

@V3L0C1T13S

5 жыл бұрын

lucky it wasn't an ignited grenade

@theidiotsfromplanetzognoid3637

5 жыл бұрын

No matter how high your pain tolerance is stubbing your toe *always* hurts

@daddy8884

5 жыл бұрын

I bet you no one would be okay after stubbing their toe Edit: how come i always stub my toe or bite my cheek when im sad or angry?

@BerdlyGaming

5 жыл бұрын

@DADDY probably because you’re not paying as much attention when you’re mad or sad

My grandad suffered a heartattack, asked my parents for a pain killer, then when my parents took him to the hospital, he got fairly upset. He never wanted to inconvenience anyone, i strive to be just like him. He passed away less than a month ago, may God bless his soul.

@Calv-tb1bx

4 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace to him.

@nala6647

4 жыл бұрын

God bless his soul Only my opinion, not to offend anyone, it's great to strive to be like someone but *that* isn't just an 'inconvenience'. Please get help when needed ^^;

@tylaaaaaaa

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t die he just wanted to see god

Here's a good one: My dad had a very high pain tolerance, which was passed on to me, but not nearly at his level. when he was in 7th-8th grade, he had a huge growth spurt (6inches in 3 months), growing so fast that he disconnected his hip and his femur. Didn't go to the hospital for a week according to my grandma. When my father was around 45 he thought he pulled a muscle in his knee. At first he tried toughing through it, but after it swelled significantly, he went to the doctor after I begged him to. Doctor says he pinched a nerve, but that wasn't the only thing they found. He had broken his kneecap into 3 pieces. The nerve was pinched between 2 of them. But that wasn't the best part. When my father asked the doctor how he thought he may have broken it, as he hadn't even done anything that should have resulted in something like that happening, the doctor said he didn't know. But, the kneecap was healed incorrectly, and he estimated it had been broken for almost 20 years. My dad never once noticed.

Man: loses arm EMT: sir your arm...is well...erm...well you don’t have one... *’TIS BUT A SCRATCH*

@catastrophicivy

4 жыл бұрын

Tis but a flesh wound

@drogon2121

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment had me laughing for five straight minutes, thank you.

@TwooZee

4 жыл бұрын

𝕋𝕚𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕

@troublemakerGalaxy

4 жыл бұрын

Eyyy we both made the same reference to monty python congrats

@Restilia_ch

4 жыл бұрын

I'M INVICIBLE!

Adrenaline is crazy. I saw a guy get a deep cut on his tricep, blood pouring everywhere, and he didn't notice till somebody pointed it out.

@quoi3826

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, was dissecting a heart in biology with a scalpel, scalpel slides off, feels like it’s cut my hand, strong rush of adrenaline, look at hand for blood. Nothing. Near end of lesson, look at hand again and see bloody inch long cut on my finger, wow.

@Orangecatenergy

5 жыл бұрын

Cocaine

@Cheddar555

5 жыл бұрын

@@quoi3826 I've got a similar one but we were watching a movie or something at school. Then suddenly I heard my friend ask: Dude are you bleeding? Literally the whole table and my forearms were covered in blood. 2cm long deep cut in my hand and I didn't feel it at all. I also did nothing for it to happen. I had to clean the table myself also, took a while.

@juanmanuelc6644

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cheddar555 spontaneous? Lol

@aegis5021

5 жыл бұрын

I was riding an electric scooter when I was in 6th grade, and sometime during the ride I cut the side of my ankle and my flesh was literally popping out. I think it had been around 2 minutes before I noticed. I just sat there staring at my leg, too shocked to move or do anything. 1 hour later, I was in the hospital, still not able to feel anything.

My papaw had a heart attack a few months back. My grandma found him on the kitchen floor and panicked. His only response was, “Give me a minute, Brenda. I just need a moment and then I’ll be fine.” -_-

@ericaalvarado8592

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my mom. Begged her to go to the hospital and she kept saying ,"it's fine, it'll go away." When we went the next day, they told her that she had a mini stroke. She's still stubborn. Very frustrating, that woman.

@beastmaster0934

2 жыл бұрын

@@ericaalvarado8592 I have a similar situation Except it’s my entire damn family, myself included. My whole family consists of nothing but stubborn people, save for my second cousins (mom’s cousins), their spouses, and their kids.

When I was 5 I dislocated my arm and said to my mom 'it hurts', my mom said it was ok and I went to sleep. The next morning she asked if it hurt still and I said yeah kinda, so she took me to the doctors and yep, dislocated. I don't have a very high pain tolerance, all my stories are about people not believing in me. This summer (19yo) I got kicked in my ear by a 7 year old while swimming and I also said that it hurt, I waited for some hours to see if the pain disappeared, after 5h we went to the doctor, they just laughed at me because a 7 year old can't cause me a lot of pain or anything, well when they looked into it they got serious and I actually had blood inside my ear and a perforated eardrum. :)

@aalruu

4 жыл бұрын

When I was little, I didn’t know the difference between my legs hurting or them being tired, so I always said they hurt. Now, no one believes me whenever my legs or arms hurt.. I guess that’s why I didn’t tell my mum about what turned out to be chronic menstrual pain until a few months ago....

@myheartwillstopinjoy8142

4 жыл бұрын

This made my blood boil. I have a chronic illness and my 18 years of life were basically people not believing in my pain. It's awful and I'm sorry you were made fun of like that.

Guy *gets head cut off by train* Doctor: "are you okay?!" Guy: "yeah fam, just a cut"

@sarahnagachika_yt6475

5 жыл бұрын

soviet doggo 😂😂

Guy comes into er with his arm chopped off carrying it inside a bag, casually hands it to nurse *"i hope it isnt broken"*

@quicwaterr8527

5 жыл бұрын

It can be stitched back on right?

@eriksvensson2098

5 жыл бұрын

Tis but a scratch

@cerys43

5 жыл бұрын

"hands it over" got me

@brookemarie8109

5 жыл бұрын

Eh I just need some ice

@trans_asexual

5 жыл бұрын

kuba grzegorz i dont know why but this made me laugh really hard 😂😂😂

"Your whole ARM's come off!" "'Tis but a flesh wound!"

“Why didn’t you call 911?” “I cut my arm I ain’t dying” Either he didn’t want to pay that ambulance bill or he’s a literal god

Guy: almost dies but is calm Me: screams after getting whipped by a ukulele string

@miriambentley2087

5 жыл бұрын

Ha

@skidka1438

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@musicals_rock

5 жыл бұрын

Who did you piss off to be whipped with a ukulele string?

@joeyclark5153

5 жыл бұрын

Phoenix the ukulele

@shadohh4033

5 жыл бұрын

@@musicals_rock probably the ukulele itself!

**Arm severed** “It’s just a cut I ain’t dying” Also I LOVE YOU PUPPER

@bruh.3828

5 жыл бұрын

Tis but a flesh wound.

@tribot8308

5 жыл бұрын

The first time I seen your profile I thought it was scp 087 but it's a pumpkin

@p.x.x.l.s

5 жыл бұрын

Keyboard Cat I.. It’s not a flesh wound! Your entire arm is off!

@synsastral2753

5 жыл бұрын

@@tribot8308 If we aren't screaming at it and throwing D-Class, it's likely not.

*Me:* Small Pain: *OWWWW!* Medium Pain: I’m going to lay down.. Excruciating Pain: *Okay hospital please.*

@pats1358

4 жыл бұрын

Nora B. Excruciating pain: *sleepy time* aka imma sleep it off..

@noizsly

3 жыл бұрын

small pain: ok lol medium pain: whatever excruciating pain: whatever, this is fine 😀

@7minutesago4yearsago29

3 жыл бұрын

@@pats1358 I actually don't sleep off my pain cause I have a fear that if I fall asleep while in pain I'll die in my sleep.

**steps on lego** Pain: 10/10

@danielm.595

4 жыл бұрын

Lego? 10/10? That thing is 20/10

@TheIheartjayla

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielm.595 Lego? 20/10? I think you mean 30/10.

@JacobShippJr

4 жыл бұрын

you can ave the highest pain tolerance in the world and that shit stil hurts

@deejah4529

4 жыл бұрын

😳Am i thr only one who likes the feeling of stepping on lego's 😳😳

@JacobShippJr

4 жыл бұрын

@@deejah4529*takes breath* yes

*skin is ripped off, half of their body is missing and bleeding out like crazy* “Ah, it’s just a flesh wound, I’ll be fine”

@Cobaltoad

4 жыл бұрын

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

@kristve6798

4 жыл бұрын

TIS BUT A SCRATCH

Here's one: Once my grandfather was sawing wood with a chainsaw, the chainsaw bounced back and he caught it with his hand while the saw was still going. My grandfather didn't make a noise, the guy that he was working with passed out from the amount of blood coming from his hand; so my grandfather had to drive himself to the ER with his hand was wrapped in a towel. He went up to the lady at the desk, she looked at him, seeing the sawdust on his clothes, and said," What did you do? Cut your hand with a chainsaw?" My grandfather chuckled and replied with, "Yeah, how'd you know?"

@dovakhiin7407

4 жыл бұрын

ur grandpa badass af

@noobmaster-gc2nd

4 жыл бұрын

Haha bs the woman should not say cut his hand with chain saw

@booty_hunter4207

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah definitely sounds like bs

@secretive6607

4 жыл бұрын

r/thathappened

@talkingtoawall5123

4 жыл бұрын

When you realize your ancestors were way way cooler than you

I come from a family with very high pain tolerance. My grandma: broke her ankle and walked around on it for 3 days before deciding to go to the hospital because the swelling wasn’t going down. She also broke her knee cap and walked around on it for several days before deciding to go to the hospital. My mom: fell while roller skating. Her wrist hurt, she figured it was just a sprain but went to the ER anyway just incase. Her spine was fractured. She also separated her sternum and drove herself to the dr. My uncle: got in motorcycle wreck, broke his neck, didn’t go to hospital for 4 days. And only went because the family forced him.

@Kurokubi

4 жыл бұрын

Your uncle is lucky. The reason why people tell motorcycle crash victims not to move their head or back after the fall is in case they damaged their neck or spine. Even if they aren't entirely broken, they could still be fractured, as was the case for your uncle. Moving in those situations could end up worsening the damage, finish the fracture and break the vertebrae, or even snap a nerve that runs through the spine by snagging on a splinter that's jutting out from a damaged vertebra.

5:10 I have a similar condition, Basically just a very high pain tolerance its fun whenever something happens Once some guy rode me off the road on my scooter, I fractured my knee and my leg was completely open the guy drove off, i was just incredibly pissed. a woman came up behind me in a panic, asked to call an ambulance and so on but since i was just really pissed off, i thanked her and said that i had to get to work At work they told me to go see a doctor right away and told me to go home, asking if im fine riding back home etc once there, the doc was just astounded to see me drive up in the condition i was in when i basically told him that it really doesnt hurt just feels like a bit of pressure. Tecnically its pretty dangerous because you dont take injuries nearly as serious as you sometimes should, e.g. broke a rib on a seperate bike accident a couple years later and didnt notice until a dcouple day later when i told my mum that i felt side stitches ever since the crash when she said to mabe just get checked if anythings broken. But like i said, its still fun when something happens and youre completely fine.

All I really learned was that when old women "sprain their ankles," it usually means something more serious

My grandfather, when he had his heart attack that sadly killed him, got up and drove himself to the ER at around 2 AM.

@pvt_snowballss

5 жыл бұрын

Starboard Lines I had a heart attack last year when I was 18 during a work out and thought I tore a muscle the whole time in my back and drove home and then went out to eat, didn’t go to the hospital until 8 hours later like 3 in the morning since my bp was like 186/124. Almost died once I was in the ambulance after the ER but made it thankfully

@KlavierMenn

5 жыл бұрын

My grandpa was lumberjacking when he had a stroke and fell on the woods. he woke up several hours later with just a small twitch in his mouth. He discovered that he had a stroke only circa 20 years later, when he had to make a check-up because of prostate cancer

@etzaliYT

5 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace, I hope they're all doing good now

@backin06

5 жыл бұрын

@@pvt_snowballss how does a heart attack feel

@somedude2492

5 жыл бұрын

No fucks were given

For the whole needle thing I'm kinda the same way, the way I explain it is, it's not necessarily the needle itself it's the fact the needle will be piercing my skin and inserted into my body. The thought of that triggers some kind of primal thought of "tf do you mean, I am not doing that, that shit shouldn't be in me" It's a fear of getting my skin pierced by the needle. It's not the pain either, I've always been able to tolerate the pain of a shot, IV, etc. I have broken bones all the time from skiing, it's just having someone insert a syringe into my skin that gets to me.

@beastmaster0934

2 жыл бұрын

Same. My fear used to be the needle itself, but now it’s mainly the thought of it going into my body.

@MachallaNaNaNa

6 ай бұрын

I can feel exactly when they've hit a vein bc I get really queasy, and my blood feels like it runs cold for a second. They can spend days digging around my arm for a vein, and I'll whimper a bit, but the second it hits the vein, I feel the same feeling that you get with uncanny valley stuff.

Seen a few rather amusing examples of this sorta thing. Had a friend in high school who was minding his own business when the main jackass of the school walked up and started trying to start crap and when he was ignored took my buddy's pencil and stabbed it straight through his hand. So my friend gets up from his seat slowly, looks at the pencil through his hand then looks at the dude, then proceeds to bitch slap the dude to the ground with the impaled hand and the pencil stabs into the guy's face just below the cheek bone and when he pulled his hand back up it was still embedded in this poor fool's face. The entire class watched this play out and were just dead silent as he calmly sat back down and started reading. The cops were called and all the usual crap went down. My friend got away with it due to a mix of the sheer number of witnesses, it being totally justified and him not taking it any further. Now on the opposite side of the spectrum knew a guy in middle school where if you gave him so much as a dirty look it may have been fatal to him. He was a super nice guy but easily the biggest wimp I'd ever met.

Op: If your stomach didn't turn reading that and imagining it, congratulations, you have no soul. Me: *laughs internally*

@thereyvan

5 жыл бұрын

mood

@karmaisabitch7819

5 жыл бұрын

Connor Thedford Heh good one

@thereyvan

5 жыл бұрын

Stormthewerewolf Proxy Thnks Fr Th Cmplmnt

@glitchside4890

5 жыл бұрын

I don't have a soul apparently, cause I enjoyed the image the I saw in my head

@thereyvan

5 жыл бұрын

GachaCraft Kitty big mood

My mom went through c section with no pain meds. While I on the other hand almost killed the nurse in my hysteria of getting a flu shot

@beccahansen2

4 жыл бұрын

Meee

@acebalistic1358

4 жыл бұрын

for my brother when he was like 12 they needed 4 nurses to hold him down, and a 5th one to give him the shot.

@marisleong8725

4 жыл бұрын

no pain meds? she's a god

@lucerix6033

4 жыл бұрын

i used to be absolutely terrified of needles and now im used to it. not bc i get a lot of shots but because ive been though so much emotionally that physical pain, i realize, is only temporary. plus the self harm and eating disorders but whatever.

@gamer3d147

4 жыл бұрын

fairy godmother yeah. She’s the greatest mom lol. For me she is. She didn’t want it to harm me with the medicine. As I was premature a bit

I have one: When I was about 11 years old I got appendicitis. I got the basic symptoms, at first a really bad stomachache, then nausea and all that good stuff. My doctor thought that I had Gastris or however you spell it. So he gave me all these different types of medicines that I obviously didn’t need. Then my appendix ruptured and I was just chilling there on my hospital bed, taking a nap. I got rushed to the Children’s Hospital in an Ambulance and got Emeegancy Surhery. I had to get ultra sounds and when they told me I needed surgery, I took it surprisingly well. I was hospitalized for almost 10 days and was throwing up day and night and barley slept 3 hours everyday. I lost 20 pound in that time period and when I came back for a checkup, the nurses told me that I was the calmest patient that they’ve ever had. They told me that even grown men that had gotten appendicitis would be crying and screaming, but then I didn’t even shed a single tear. I didn’t scream, and I was just calm. Moral of the story is that I was a pretty chill kid.

@snoopduck6135

4 жыл бұрын

Do you want a cookie?

@lupita9705

4 жыл бұрын

Snoop Duck yesh please 😂🥺

My dad drove himself to the hospital when he slipped on some water at work because he didn't want to leave his car at work. He dislocated his knee, broke his leg and snapped his ankle to the point when the doctors took his boot off his ankle flopped to the side.

*Femoral artery is severed* “All that for a drop of blood?”

I look at the comments expecting a *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"* MEME and I wasn't disappointed

@jaybruce2067

4 жыл бұрын

your time has come

@Felix-xw6du

4 жыл бұрын

There is one

@Felix-xw6du

4 жыл бұрын

By...

@Felix-xw6du

4 жыл бұрын

Streaky Beast

@Felix-xw6du

4 жыл бұрын

Oh nvm I saw your comment again you weren’t disappointed

When I was three or four I severed my finger tip, first knuckle, with a steak knife while cutting strawberries. Didn't feel a thing. The shots tickled me. The stitches tickled. While it healed I didn't even realize it was there. I found it cool that my finger had "whiskers". My mom took them out at home while I slept. 🤷 I realized it happen as blood was everywhere immediately. But I hid it from my mom because I was more afraid of being in trouble than my finger hanging on by a thread.

@user-kk3nk5zf9s

4 жыл бұрын

Leah Waggoner Why would you use a steak knife to cut strawberries?!

@littlewolfyzapling8810

4 жыл бұрын

Shahrzade Vahida Cause they were 3/4 and you’re dumb when you’re that young

@solarwasbeatentodeath

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me when I was 8.2 I was cutting something and just then cutted the side of my thumb,Blood came I also hide itt

The hockey one brought back ptsd lmao it hurts like hell having your fingernails pulled off lol

Once when i was about 5 i asked my grandma to cut a lemon and she just grabbed it and twisted and she handed me 2 halves of a lemon.

@pencil2680

5 жыл бұрын

Skill 100

@krashsite2125

5 жыл бұрын

Ok then

@RoxOn413

5 жыл бұрын

Whoa that's some serious strength ...i think-

@Sinstar33

5 жыл бұрын

Grandmas have a level all their own.

@space_fox12

5 жыл бұрын

Strength skill ABSOLUTELY MAXED

My grandmother: Did all her own stitches herself without anesthesia. (Her father was a WW2 vet so he taught all his kids to do their own stitches.) My grandfather: Has his fingernail straight up ripped off by a machine. Still goes to work the next day. My father: Gets his finger cut off by a table-saw. Calmly walks in to the house and calls 911 to inform them he needed an ambulance (he later said that he should have just driven himself to the hospital, it would have been faster and cheaper anyway). My sister: Drops a steak knife on her foot while cooking. She calmly walks to the med box to fix up her foot while I look on in horror as there’s a lot of blood on the floor. Me: Breaks right wrist a recess. Writes and functions with it for half a school day. At the end of lunch I was talking to one of the supervisors and I tell her about my wrist pain. She checks it and tells me it’s broken. My response? “Oh. I should probably go home then shouldn’t I?”

@spagetd1526

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus girl i want your family pain tolerance gene. i flinch when i get a damn flu shot 😂

@indeepjable

4 жыл бұрын

Your Family Has No Pain Receptors

@YenjiGonko228

4 жыл бұрын

Your family is badass

@MissBunny850

4 жыл бұрын

I gotta be that guy is your family a family of clumsy morons??? I won’t go on

@gachakoolaid8386

4 жыл бұрын

Nice I cracked my head open when I was 2 cause my bro pushed me into the fire place you could see the bone it was cracked lol Didn’t even cry my mum just took some pictures and started laughing then like half an hour call 000

My grandpa is one of those people that doesn’t like to bother others and is incredibly nonchalant in all situations. He had surgery and the doctor walks in to him casually chatting with the nurse and the doctor asks what his pain was and my grandad just casually goes “oh, it’s definitely a 10”

When I was 13 playing soccer, I twisted my ankle. I was pulled from the game and I thought I pulled something, but the game was still going so I stretched and asked my coach to put me in. He said just incase he needed me for the other game (directly after this one) he was going to keep me out. He didn’t need me and I walked home and continued to walk on my leg. I could only walk on it a certain way or it would hurt pretty bad, so I was thinking sprain. Nope, went to the doctors, turns out I broke my leg in TWO places. So basically I walking around with a suspended bone in my leg for a whole week, this includes school.

My pain tolerance is shit, can’t even brush my hair without tearing up

@gachakoolaid8386

4 жыл бұрын

Oof I pretty much the opposite I don’t really feel much pain well I kinda feel it but I can deal with a lot of pain and extreme weather stuff I cracked my head open when I was 2 you could see the bone blood was everywhere and I didn’t feel it my mum just took some pics then called 000 like half an hour later lol Also sorry for bad English I’m not from a English speaking country

@tearex7023

4 жыл бұрын

@@gachakoolaid8386 r/iamverybadass

@whitneylee3739

4 жыл бұрын

Mood tho

@Ocer.

4 жыл бұрын

@@gachakoolaid8386 r/iamverybadass

@alienprince4337

4 жыл бұрын

@@gachakoolaid8386 ok

I think a few of these are confusing pain tolerance with shock

@jacobbarncastle5994

5 жыл бұрын

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

@esco5593

5 жыл бұрын

Lol like if my arm was severed off right in front of me I would probably pass out and die

@KlavierMenn

5 жыл бұрын

@@esco5593 Once, when I was young and worked as a gatesmith I had an accident involving a rotary cutter. While it cut my left leg almost to the bone, and it was a nasty cut indeed, had a surprising low amount of blood pouring from the wound. And My reaction? I switched the rotary off, walked from the house I was working, sat on the curb and had a hysteric attack, laughing my ass of at the weird situation I was on.

@gyrozeppeli4862

5 жыл бұрын

@@KlavierMenn how old are you? That's an older trade, right?

@user-tz6jl7qt8k

5 жыл бұрын

You don't chat normally or ask for no drugs because you're in shock

Once my dad was emptying the dishwasher and dropped a STEAK KNIFE ON HIS BIG TOE. He didn't do anything as the knife was literally sticking out of his big toe, he just told my brother and I to get some socks to put over it. He didn't go to the doctor or anything and he never acknowledged it again. Something else that happened (I think in the same year) was when I was in my 2nd grade class and a kid stabbed through the web of my left hand attached to my thumb and pointer finger. I walked up to my teacher WITH THE PENCIL STILL HANGING OUT OF MY HAND and said that I was stabbed in the hand with a pencil, I remember being so calm that there's no way the teacher wasn't freaking out(obviously internally because she was in a room full of second graders). I was sent to the nurse's office, they put some Neosporin on it and a band-aid and never told my mom. She would have never known if I didn't tell her like A WEEK LATER.

A few weeks ago I went to my dentist appointment to get my cavities filled. I had two in the upper left that were extremely deep but you couldn’t tell just looking at it. They injected me with the local anaesthetic and started. At first I felt normal, and by felt normal I mean I couldn’t feel anything, but as they got deeper and deeper I started to feel it, and once they were practically on the nerve, I really felt it. I just let them keep going for about twenty minutes. During that time they finished clearing out the decay from one of them and started in the other. Eventually they noticed me tightly clutching my hands together and asked if I was ok and I just stopped trying to tough it out and they gave me more anaesthetic. The cavity ended up being too deep and the anaesthetic wasn’t strong enough for the nerve itself. I had to sit still for the remaining twenty minutes like that. This wasn’t so much of me having a high pain tolerance, but me not wanting to disrupt their work. I couldn’t even last until the end without giving up.

The old school war survivors have seen pain we can never imagine Big respect to any of you left alive that may read this

@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt

5 жыл бұрын

thank you D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

@dalearssinghryatt6033

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's a fake story because flanders field and the trenches were in world war 1 not 2

@caitlinlujan7623

5 жыл бұрын

My dad is a Desert Storm veteran. He has made it to 50 years old so far. He never complains about pain. "Oh, it's just a little ache is all. I'll be fine." That man has literally been through Hell and back. He's been kicked in the head by a horse, shot at, broke his back falling off a truck, broke his back again when the doctors tried to fix it, fallen down flights of stairs and gone through Congestive Heart failure and pneumonia with little complaint. He's also been in multiple car accidents. He is the toughest person I've ever known. I'm so proud to be called his daughter.

@aulex6545

5 жыл бұрын

@@dalearssinghryatt6033 likely fought in both wars, so the story was probably from the 70s or 80s.

@theghost7277

5 жыл бұрын

@@dalearssinghryatt6033 they said ww1 vet the 2nd comment was about ww2

*lawnmower detonates* "yeah i'm fine i've had worse from IEDs" *half his body is burnt and bleeding* "yup. just a quick trip to the doc and i'll be good"

@TheBico

5 жыл бұрын

Marines be like...

@soxpeewee

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of old people have so much nerve damage that they can't feel much. Same reason the roast alive in the summer or think it's cold when it's humid.

@crowscomplimentary1367

5 жыл бұрын

He sounds like tord

@dhantexz9283

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh, but first let's stop at Mc Donald's"

@satiricalsatyr9463

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is showing up as one from the previous one I saw, I think my KZread broke

My grandfather was 17 and while he was working as a lumberjack, he accidentally dropped his axe on his foot. Dude tied up his leg with his belt and drove 2 hours to the nearest hospital. He made it 3/4 of the way before he came across someone else on the road, he proceeded to walk out of his blood filled truck and kindly asking the guy to help drive him to the hospital. By the time they got there, the doctor was surprised my grandfather didn't die of blood loss. They stitched up his foot and he was back to work a week later. Dude was a walking man-bear i tell you

I once had a co-worker who was so resistant to anesthesia that he woke up in the middle of an operation for a broken arm. In fact, he was so resistant, he could count all the way to 8 when given the athesthetic without a problem. The nurses freaked out when he woke up and had to double down on the sleeping gas. He said neither he, nor the nurses, had no idea he was so resistant. It was a surprise to everyone.

A girl once told me I'm hideous and undesirable as a person. I usually cry for about 8 hours but this time I cried for 7 hours and 58 minutes. I think I can confidently say that was an epic victory royale.

@AdolfHitler-pm3lc

5 жыл бұрын

Dead meme, out of context, and also overused joke So I must ask Why you gotta comment like this

@Yuki_Ika7

5 жыл бұрын

Step by step, step by step

@justinsaehoon

5 жыл бұрын

Ugly

@daddysnoodles8237

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdolfHitler-pm3lc didn't even know it was a meme and had no idea what he was talking about lol

@therealpapalouie921

5 жыл бұрын

UnoriginalBraker absolute gamer

I am laughing imagining the farmer just waving his severed arm at the emt like a kid who has the answer in his class lol

@regularfather4708

5 жыл бұрын

If I ever lose my arm in some freak accident I'm determined that I will take the one in a million opportunity to lick my own elbow.

@anoriginalone7580

5 жыл бұрын

@@regularfather4708 use it as one of those teacher pointers first

@regularfather4708

5 жыл бұрын

@@anoriginalone7580 I'm only gonna get one shot at it, so I gotta make the best of it, don't I? Maybe do that scene where buzz lightyear has his mental breakdown and starts waving his severed arm around.

I had an ear infection that traveled into the mastoid bone due to not being treated. My mom was almost investigated for child neglect, I genuinely just didnt feel it. Because of that i have scarring on that side of my brain. Yeah, high pain tolerance is wild

I was a USAF doctor. My patient was a pilot flying the C5A, a huge aircraft. He flew from Dover AFB Delaware USA to Upper Lakenheath, RAFB Suffolk, UK with a cargo, got one night sleep and took a large cargo to Andrews AFB Maryland USA. After landing he did his 'walk around' inspection of the aircraft. During the walk around, he passed out. Initial evaluation showed a blood sugar of 1960 (normal 90-145) with elevated pancreatic enzymes. Translated to non technical terms, he had inflammation of his pancreas (pancreatitis) to the extent it totally wiped out his insulin producing cells. He later required a pancreas transplant. Now pancreatitis is thought to be the most painful medical condition known, worse than broken bones, kidney stones, labor, etc.Our Gastroenterologists opined that this process had started at least a week before he passed out.

"I just cut my arm. I ain't dying" I just took seventeen thousands steps back and reevaluated my whole life and then proceeded to cut my arm

@afrojahames5748

5 жыл бұрын

Taerrific pjms Boii

@mia0004

5 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic😂

@afrojahames5748

5 жыл бұрын

Amelia 000 who?

@scrubbywubby2694

5 жыл бұрын

Taerrific pjms sAME

That screaming in pain from sunburn one actually happened to me once. Was used to not wearing sunscreen when visiting Spain, but we were there during a heatwave so my mum made my use it. I started to burn (for the first time ever) so she put more on me. 3 hours later I was in hospital. It wasn't sunburn, it was chemical burns from an allergic reaction to the sunscreen.

@totenkopfan6296

5 жыл бұрын

lol, seems someone up there really wanted you to get burned

@LesbiansMarie

5 жыл бұрын

SAME probably because I’m pale AF, but ya know

@theonionsystem7779

5 жыл бұрын

I one day was in Greece and it was in spring luckily not summer, we were in a vehicle going to the scuba diving place and I just was leaning my arm or so at the window and my arm felt quite hot but I didn't really care, noticed after a while it felt quite sensitive when touching it but it didn't really bother me and yeah I had no sun cream at all but I was like "meh, feels nice" and it honestly did tbh

@V.Hansen.

5 жыл бұрын

Oh snap! That sucks. I got a 2nd degree sunburn that hurt super bad more than once. I didn't scream or cry just hated life for about 3 weeks.

@DeidaraSakurasama

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Lord, yes. I am the exact same way. Imma Casper all the way, but I burn the worst with sunscreen; 3rd degree level.

Me: Oh, I just spilled hot coffe and tossed burning charcoal on my hands, normal stuff. Also me: Ah, crap, I touched my leg, I'm dying, it hurts, man.

My dad lost his right hand in a corn auger, and after it had healed it was 'rebuilt' so he could sill hold a screwdriver. He always told be it hurt worse after he got to the hospital than the initial injury, and said he kind of looked at what was left of his hand and said "Huh. That didn't hurt near as bad as I thought it would."

me: **smashes my knee with a hammer** oh. that didn't hurt at all. also me: **stubs my toe** *eeeEAAaaAAAAaaaAAAGGGHHHHhHH*

@bluehornet197

4 жыл бұрын

Oh isn't that the truth 🤣🤣🤣

@bighorse9734

4 жыл бұрын

There is no pain I fear but that.....

This reminds me of the time I got hit in the head by a ceiling fan. The blade skipped off my skull, so I had a big piece of skin cut off. Instead of crying or panicking, I instead chased my siblings around the house with the skin, laughing like a maniac. I was 6 at the time xD

@elise205

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a regular Tuesday for a six-year-old. But, seriously though, under-8s are tough as fuck.

@pileofweeb7561

5 жыл бұрын

why can't I stop laughing? oof

@jetpackdino5703

5 жыл бұрын

@@theman3274 dude, what verbal shit are you two spewing? The joke made no sense and the other guy got angry instead of confused.

@breadskate4622

5 жыл бұрын

@Crusty Gage well the truth is just lies we choose to believe as truth, so yes

@wurmturm

5 жыл бұрын

I think you're lying . How is a 6 year old supposed to get that high?

Okay, I have two. Mine and my dad's. Mine was when I was young, no older than 10, and I feel down from a tube on the playground (2 m up). I went the entire night crying my eyes out and the next day my family went to Astrid Lindgren's World (it's a theme park with Astrid Lindgren characters like Pippi Longstocking). I walked around holding my right arm, playing and enjoying myself for almost half of the day before we got a time at the doctor. Since I wasn't crying they didn't thinknit was anything. They did and x-ray and turns out I had to large cracks in my schoulder, 2 cm from break, and the doctor was chocked that I was barely bothered by it. My father's was long before I was born. He's a retired cop and he and once he went out to look at a mill. My father got his hand stuck in between the big mill stones (where the flour would be crushed I think). He just pulled his fingers out, drove to the policestation to inform that he went to the hospital (this was before cellphones) and THEN drove to the hospital. Another time he a nail bounced of the wood and right under his eye. His coworker passed out when he saw and dad then drove himself to the hospital, with blood pouring out of his eye....

Once I saw a guy on a bicycle, holding a tea towel to his head, blood pouring down his far. Someone called out to ask if he was OK and wanted help and he said 'I'm fine, my mate got me with a machete, so I'm just cycling to the hospital'. Hospital was like 4 miles from where we were, through heavy traffic. And he was cycling!

Me: (can get cut arm open, be stabbed) this is fine. Also me: (whacks knee off something vomits and passes out)

@breadskate4622

5 жыл бұрын

On*

@Knightofthetepgig

5 жыл бұрын

TwitchTimeUwU actually meant to say off.

@filmtape5247

5 жыл бұрын

@@breadskate4622 yeah both ways are grammatically correct, off works just as well as on does.

@kyleag86

5 жыл бұрын

@@filmtape5247 I argree

@esco5593

5 жыл бұрын

@@Knightofthetepgig Lol I'm the same way

Some people just don’t develop an emotional connection to pain, or just experience too much that it is numbed.

@Cheddar555

5 жыл бұрын

23 years old and a lot of back problems for 8 years. A broken toe or finger is easy.

@sophiemay9645

5 жыл бұрын

I have an emotional connection to pain. It makes me happy. :) Sometimes I'll accidentally hurt myself and just laugh. You know, like Schadenfreude just that it's directed at myself.

@raikou8784

5 жыл бұрын

Tbh cramps feel worse than most things

@JustinBird2012

5 жыл бұрын

Pain is weakness leaving the body

@professionalcommenter

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cheddar555Same! I have Scoliosis.

Me: Falls down stairs countless times as a toddler (mostly intentional) and hit face off wall a few times, doesn’t cry much or at all. Fell like 6/7 feet onto the edge of a wooden pallet, just gets up limps to get bandaged up and goes back to playground parkour like it was nothing. As a baby I fell off my high chair smacked my face on a corner and my teeth went through the skin below the lips, obviously cried but not as much as you would expect for a 1 yo by what I’ve been told. Damn near knocked out as a 3 yo by my brother with a wii controller (wear straps kids) and nearly got a concussion. I’d say I’m pretty tough

My great uncle Aaryn got shot accidentally with a crossbow hunting one time, he didn’t even cry. He just said “Kid I have 2 Purple Hearts and they were for a whole lot more than an arrow to the shoulder.”

I've wanted to share this story with someone for so long but I never knew how to bring it up. When I was about 9 years old I had to be driven to the hospital in the middle of the night for falling off the top of a bunk bed. After around 10 minutes in the waiting room a man wearing all carpenter gear walks in with his hand over his eye. He didn't seem to be in much pain so I didn't think much of it. I was sitting near the nurses station(the front desk). I heard him say that he needs immediate assistance. The nurse asks why and he removes his hand from his eye and there's a fucking nail sticking out. I mean like he must have hammered it in in order for it to be that deep. He said all of this calmly and without urgency. I see the nurses faces go from calm to worried. She calls some emergency code on the P.A. system and asks the man how he got there. He said he drove himself.

@legogenius1667

5 жыл бұрын

@Megan Goen Or....a fall 😬

@harleybynature

5 жыл бұрын

Damn I'd be telling that story so much people would be tired of hearing it lol

@cjp4311

5 жыл бұрын

I went through shock duing an debtal surgery thst lased 45 min Felt like a few seconds Had to go again as it was incomplete, lasted 15min Felt like eternity The most painful thing... was that 15min of my life Ive also had appendix itis and gave it a 3-4 out of 10 I was so canfused when they kept calling me "brave"

@cjp4311

5 жыл бұрын

@@strangelyukrainian7314 yea im bad at English.

Friend of mine fell off a cliff 40 ft. Lifeflighted. the docs ask him to walk to the xrays. He does. His spine is broken in three places and very unstable and several ribs as well. He needed a fusion. He was not allowed to move after they got the xrays back until surgery. The surgeon was pissed the trauma tech didn't think to not ask the person who landed 40 ft on the ground below to walk to the xray.

@paulbancroft2812

5 жыл бұрын

Sasha Oates similar thing for me in a car that hit a tree at 65/70 mph fractured my spine in 2 places... I tell the tech I can’t really lay flat on my back my body just won’t let me, he tries to literally push me back so I said if u do that I’m going to fight with my one good arm. He said fine and then didn’t image my lower back right where I told him the issue was, the whole damn reason I couldn’t lie down.

@Cornerstanding

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulbancroft2812 sounds typical of the medical community these days.

@bluehornet197

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a lawsuit to me

@halinaqi2194

4 жыл бұрын

While this is a problem, there is a reason why people working in medical think they know better than the patient. Usually they are right but not all the time.

@titaniumwaffle4304

4 жыл бұрын

A similar thing happened to me I was rock climbing about 35 45 ft when The Rock gave out I hit the ground and broke three toes sprained both my ankles and split my shins and broke my right shoulder luckily no spinal damage we hiked back about 3 km to a car and drove to the hospital 3 hours away it took them another 4 hours to get me in it didn't hurt at first but by the time we got to the hospital the pain was definitely noticeable they told me I wasn't allowed to move to the next 2 months surprise 4.5 months later I won our schools track and field competition

Here's one about me: I have a pretty rare disease called Congenital insensitivity to pain which means I cannot feel pain. About 6 years ago I had gotten t-boned by a semi truck and when I woke up the EMTs were there checking my vital signs and I told them I was fine and I wasn't hurt but they took me to the hospital anyways. I had a xray about 2 hrs into the visit after they went through with the external well being. Turns out I had broke 2 ribs, my wrist, both elbows, and my left index finger.

My grandfather fought in WWII. One day he was trying to cut a branch off of a tree in our front yard (he lives with me and my immediate family, my father is his son) with a chainsaw. This was a couple years ago and he's 91 today. He fell off of the 15-foot ladder he was standing on and landed on one leg onto our driveway. Completely shattered his upper leg and hip bones. My father saw and ran to him asking if he was alright. His response was "yeah son, I'm just going to lay here for a few minutes." He laid there on the cold driveway in the middle of winter and had a casual conversation until, begrudgingly, he let my father call an ambulance because he still couldn't get his leg to move. He had friendly conversations with the paramedics too as they put him on the stretcher and wheeled him into the ambulance. Great guy.

I once had a patient who impaled their arm with a branch while riding on their bike. They walked in to me and said, "so, I did this, and now it needs fixing. Can ya do that?" I'm yet to meet someone who can tolerate pain more than him

@JuliusCaesar2005

4 жыл бұрын

you've got a funny profile picture for a doctor i'm not doubting you, i'm just saying

I cracked my head open as a toddler 3 times. The 3ed time, I was laughing all the way through. Crack my head open, laugh. Ambulance ride, laugh. Stitches, laugh. They were asking if I knew my name and I just laughed. I think I have brain damage 😂 Edit: I also almost cracked my head a fourth time but my mum shouted at me and I got off the cupboard. Edit edit: I don’t remember this. But my mother does and she told me. God help her trauma.

@esco5593

5 жыл бұрын

Lol what? Brain damage headass 😂

@yehoshuas.6917

5 жыл бұрын

...Oh...Oh boy.

@tristenbrazeal1976

5 жыл бұрын

My sister used to do the same thing....she is a demon

@darthrevan704

5 жыл бұрын

i cracked my head when i was a toddler

@Blu_Witt

5 жыл бұрын

Drain bamage

I have a 90 year old grandpa and he is very tolerant to pain. He once fell down on the walk way downtown, which is a 30 minute drive away from his home. He just stood up and walked to his car and drove home, acting like nothing happened untill my grandma made him go to the hospital to see what was wrong. Ended up having a dislocated shoulder.

Here's one: In high school, the workshop teacher had a girl I knew, lets call her K, help him take a machine to the back of the school for repairs. as she was lifting the thing into a cart with a hydrolic arm, the chains holding the thing up snapped, crushing her foot. According to the EMT she was cheerfully chatting all the way to the ER.

I can step on a lego without dying

@ironseaweed4301

5 жыл бұрын

WHOA WHOA WHOA CALM DOWN THERE

@lindsaytang1017

5 жыл бұрын

Legend

@eyerise

5 жыл бұрын

E p i c

@MothCrawler

5 жыл бұрын

I'm traning for that by walking on stones, I'll be ready soon

@taisenscoolstuff732

5 жыл бұрын

Well well well!

I once landed awkwardly and broke my big toe nail right off,peeling it backwards. Unlike the kid,I screamed

@eloiseandcaramel5057

5 жыл бұрын

Same! but it was a door going over my foot that tore it off.

@tatewaggoner6546

5 жыл бұрын

i accidentally kicked the door frame hard enough to knock a toenail off

I have a chronic illness which causes me arthritis and stomach ache amongst other symptoms. I'm so used to it that it often happens that my mom comes smiling to me, she tells me "you seem to be doing better these days, you're not in pain", and I reply "I am in pain" and her smile drops instantly, she's always surprised how hard it is to tell that I'm hurting. I'm just so used to it that I can live normally while still feeling my knee literally burn 😂

I was working at a nursing home & a 92 year old lady named Gen had fallen during circle time where they threw balls at each other while sitting in chairs. Yeah I know how stupid this activity was. Anyways, she said she didn’t need the ambulance. I had the over night shift. In the morning after I had gotten her up about 3-4 times for toileting, she said she wanted to go to the ER. Turns out she had shattered her pelvis! I was horrified! She didn’t make any indication or statement that she felt any pain. I was very angry at the charge nurse to begin with b/c they didn’t send her to the ER as a precaution. She died a few days later. She was one of my favorite patients.

Here we go: One time when I was 8 I had an itch I couldn't get rid of in my toe(turns out a motherf*cking tick got lodged in my big toe-I found out 5 years later)and I saw one of my mom's shavers(had no idea what a leg shaver was)and just started rubbing the entire bottom of my foot really hard and fast until it stopped itching. It actually felt good. And then I saw the blood and gigantic black tick ABSORBING the blood on the floor. I WAS ONLY TWO LAYERS OF SKIN AWAY FROM RIPPING THROUGH MY NERVES, LIGAMENTS, AND REACHING MY BONE. And all I did when I saw was walk over to the closet, wrap two face towels around my foot and duct tape them together, pick up the tick with some scissors once the blood was all absorbed, carried it over to the garbage can and snapped it in half, and then went upstairs with my boots on and my parents didn't even notice until it was mostly healed and there was only 3 or 2 layers of skin left to grow back

@lederpu

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@saminam2228

5 жыл бұрын

Scary

@alyssa2807

5 жыл бұрын

Hate that

@tommyeleanor

5 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about the fact your parents didn't notice a (just guessing) giant wound on your foot for upwards of a few weeks??

@scarletqueen8889

5 жыл бұрын

oh my...this scared me...but YOU ARE A FREAKIN HERO !!

9:45 the patients’ actions don’t always tell you what’s happening inside. as someone who has dealt with pain every day since the day I was born, it’s actually very difficult for me to show my pain, as i’ve spent my entire life trying to hide it so that people wouldn’t treat me differently. yet when I go to the hospital when my pain is so severe death seems preferable, my pain is charted next to an action that doesn’t represent my pain in any way. i’ve dealt with doctors not believing my pain because i was distracting myself with my phone. one time a doctor didn’t believe my pain (quiet, on phone, 10/10 pain) when i had an ovarian cyst that required emergency surgery. i know some people lie about pain for drugs or exaggerate for attention, but it sucks to know that I’m being judged at the place where people are only supposed to help you.

@niccolephipps8779

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately I'm all to familiar with that. I've had chronic severe pain for almost 25 years now. A broken bone/ovarian cyst (have these a lot absolutely hate them!!!) is just another pain to me but then there's those times when it could be something like a migraine that drives me to tears. But because I'm so used to pain I don't react like most expect you to. I'm very sorry you have had to deal with this

@LoreleiMission

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes, my boyfriend's face does not show pain, he was raised the same way. The hospital's pain chart of 1 to 10, is a dumb chart, only the number-10 face is crying... my boyfriend's face muscles aren't even showing it when he's in excruciating agony

@tejaskundapur2929

4 жыл бұрын

And then there is Mr sunburn .............doctors have a hard life

@caderutz8731

4 жыл бұрын

ur an idoit, they have to have some basis for pain level, there is no measurement

@SadbhR77

4 жыл бұрын

My daughters the same. She has FND which is extremely painful but at the same time has autism. She might cry quietly if it's more than she can bare. But she's just so used to being in pain. Her joints pop out and she just pops them back in.

I remember my mom telling me about my nan (she has passed now, years ago). She had 8 kids in the 50’s and 60’s, having my mom (the youngest) when she was 26. My nan had a job at a fish plant where she would fillet the fish and would be ankles deep in freezing water in a pair of rubber boots. She developed arthritis later in life (before I was born). The prescription med that the doctors gave her messed with her kidneys too much, so she just stopped taking the meds and had Tylenol for arthritis pain. I love you so much Nan and miss you everyday

Well once my stepdad nearly cut off his finger with a chainsaw and I was like WHAT????? He was bleeding on the ground and in the house and my mom was taking a nap and poor thing I freaked her out so bad. I thought he cut it off but he was just like .. so calm???

*looks down* "Oh. I seem to have lost a finger"

@karmaisabitch7819

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Hofhiens Ay I giggled at that,good job

@deimos351

4 жыл бұрын

"no it seems i've lost my right hand" if you get that referance your the best

@riphoney7213

4 жыл бұрын

shadowolfgaming99 is that from black butler?

@deimos351

4 жыл бұрын

@@riphoney7213 no, it's from tokyo ghoul

@riphoney7213

4 жыл бұрын

shadowolfgaming99 oh, it reminds me of the second last black butler episode

Me: actually breaks my arm and having to have my bones pushed back in but doesn't cry. Also me: Gets punched in the arm by older brother starts balling. Pain tolerance: Am I a joke to you?!

@alekin8449

4 жыл бұрын

BAWLING

@silkenemperor

4 жыл бұрын

I suppose it has to do with our body knowing how much of a hindrance pain can be so it hurts less with most deadly wounds so you can get out of danger and seek medical attention without being blind in pain.

@JS-wv3iy

4 жыл бұрын

I do the same, I can handle pain far better than nausea or dizziness though lol I'll cry if I get sick or dizzy (like vertigo) but I have a high pain tolerance... I walked around with a broken foot for days like nothing happened but I cried when I got lost in our shitty medical complex trying to find the doctor I was sent to for aftercare

@silkenemperor

4 жыл бұрын

I feel smart.

@shoryaagarwal677

4 жыл бұрын

That’s cuz you wanna get your brother in trouble

I have a very high pain tolerance. When I had my brain surgery I woke up laughing and smiling and cracking jokes with everyone that I saw while they asked me if I was in pain and I just replied “I felt worse” They said that I was their favorite patient because I never really had any problems with a major surgery, only once.

I have a scar on the palm of my left hand and when I got the cut,I didn't feel it. I got up off the ground and looked at my hand,thinking this should really hurt, suddenly I had excruciating pain and tied a turnout around my wrist to stop the bleeding. When I pulled the glass out of my palm the blood shot out at an arch on the side of the neighbor's house. I went to the hospital for stiches,and was told that I was brave. Because I knew that I needed to cut off the bleeding and it saved my life. To this day I have no feelings in that hand.but I watched my mother fainted when she saw me, and my father had to take me for stiches.he was so proud of me.

A pretty accurate description of Swedes vs Finns. People say don't mess with Russians.. no my friend the Finns eat Russians for breakfast.

@kokichiouma5059

5 жыл бұрын

I ain't being eaten for breakfast-

@razorraptor2247

5 жыл бұрын

"1 Finn better than 1,000 Russians!"

@elkku552

5 жыл бұрын

true

@riinak7212

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Finnish - can confirm.

@fuckologic1202

5 жыл бұрын

I think that this can be said for all native Nords and Slavs

As a child I broke my right arm and didn’t go to the hospital for a day because I didn’t say anything about it I just said it hurt if I moved a certain way

For the second one: Don't fuck around with hockey players. My friend had his finger almost chopped off, blood spilling everywhere, and the coach told him to put a band aid on it and get back. There's this one NHL player who broke his leg and still finished his shift.

Engine: *Explodes on guy* Guy: lets get some McDonalds

One time, I tore my ACL in highschool during tryouts and my only reaction was to sit and hold my knee. I told one of the coaches that I think I tore something and cannot walk but they giggled and it seemed like they didn't believe me but I eventually got help. A month passed, the same coach saw me in crutches and he seem shooked as I passed by him.

@infinitymixtapes9562

5 жыл бұрын

jjtattooist the fuck kind of coach is that?

@stellarstarrs3219

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of my school's coaches were the same way. Most students just learned to go right to the hospital and ignore what the coaches said

@shotgun6X

5 жыл бұрын

Fire the coach.

@SR-mz8nn

5 жыл бұрын

Something like this happened to me! I tore one of my ankle ligaments in half in gymnastics. I laid there and held my ankle. I said ‘fuck’ out loud and then started to laugh. It hurt but not world ending. I was actually able to ‘walk’ on it. It was very unstable but I even climbed on mats and even went up a flight of stairs. I thought it was a minor sprain. Urgent Care doc only did an X Ray so he just said it was a sprain and sent me on my way. Still had a lot instability a week later to get some PT so I saw a nurse practitioner who got me an MRI. I got a call quickly saying I had torn it in half, that it looked like ‘frayed rope’ and could not be repaired so I needed a transplant ligament. I’m fine now without the transplant and my doctor still thinks it’s kind of wild. He said it should still be painful and I just kind of shrugged.

Sunburn can actually be very serious. You may not see it at first, but they can develop into severe third degree burns.

@Spar7anProjec7

5 жыл бұрын

That's rare though, my father said one of his friends fell asleep with his bare feet under the sun in august (italy + august means *really hot* ) and after a lot he woke up and couldn't even walk, not 3rd degree burns but burn-induced blisters aren't fun at all

@TheBuddybro1

5 жыл бұрын

Severe sunburns, also called sun poisoning, is extremely painful. I have broken a few bones in the past and I still believe my experience with sun poisoning was more painful.

@8l1nV41l3

5 жыл бұрын

What's sunburn? It's a joke bc I never get sunburn and if I do I never feel it just see that my skin is pink/red

@michaelschilling381

5 жыл бұрын

Arti he got second degree burns most likely

@8l1nV41l3

5 жыл бұрын

@Jibbly Bean im very native American sooooo

My mom fell down the stairs, fractured her leg in over 100 places (it just shattered, completely) and didn't scream or cry because my little brother was aleep... she was super chill on the way to the hospital and didn't talk about pain once. Edit - My friend saw me write this and he want me to write about the time I broke my foot but refused to go to the hospital and went to ballet class instead...

I have such a high pain tolerance that I don’t really feel when I’m really sick. Once I went to the doctor because I’d been feeling a little iffy for weeks and thought I might’ve gotten a pesky cold. Turns out I had a horrible infection in my bladder, urinary tract and both my kidneys. The doctor saw my blood tests, went white in the face and calmly explained people with that many infection cells in their blood die and that I needed to go to the hospital immediately. The same thing happened when I had a double pneumonia. Doctor was incredulous I was still standing and smiling. Edit: grammer

Dislocated my shoulder this one time, full separation of joint and everything, sat around for about 8.5 hours before finally seeing the doctor, his amazement was when he asked me how long I was in pain for and how long I was waiting, I told him 8 hours and immediately gave me morphine for the pain, luckily I was drunk he said or I might’ve been in a completely different state of pain.

My friend broke his collar bone and had absolutely no reaction other than "I'm fine"

@jaylow3169

5 жыл бұрын

i broke mine before and at first it felt like i pulled my neck muscle but it got so much worse afterwards wth how is he fine HAHA

@bubonicrat6496

5 жыл бұрын

When I broke mine I just walked to my mom telling her I think I broke it. We got in the car and left. Watching vines the whole way there 👌

@Takii2003

5 жыл бұрын

tis' but a scratch!

@garethwinchell5200

5 жыл бұрын

Broke mine two years ago while BMXing, went to sleep on it thinking it was bruised

@iranlassninja7062

5 жыл бұрын

@@jaylow3169 he's had other instances but this was just ridiculous

I worked with a man who had dentures. He was in his 30s. One day we were talking and he told me he had some deformity that caused his adult teeth to break and deteriorate easily. He decided to get them all removed and in place, dentures. When he did this he didn’t exactly have a wonderful job and asked the dr to price things out for him. He decided to do the procedure with no anesthesia and proceeded to have every tooth pulled out. He said that while it did hurt, it wasn’t as bad as he thought it’d be. Nope.

I gave birth at 16. I lived with my mom and brother at the time and woke them up at 3 am to tell them I was currently in labor. I had woken up at midnight, packed my bag, and got myself ready for the day during my contractions and before I woke them up. They didn’t believe me and told me I would be sent home from the hospital because I looked completely normal and held myself together so well I didn’t look like I was in pain at all. I even had to wait to be checked in at the emergency room before getting a room because I looked so chill and I was just another patient. Had my daughter a few hours later.