i forgot how unreasonably mean old mark was

@ericcartman2119

2 жыл бұрын

:-)

@Neon-qq5vq

Жыл бұрын

The hell are you talking about. Mark is a complete douche now

@bearflipstable8365

3 ай бұрын

He’s still unreasonably mean lol

"Pull the Love Handle? I'm not sure if I want to pull the Love Handle. I've been tricked into this situation before."

@SoySauceSmurf

6 жыл бұрын

IT NEVER TURNS OUT WELL FOR ME

@TheMaskedFox288

5 жыл бұрын

OOF

'This is where they discover they are long lost brother and sister' Literally the plot for the moral instruments 😂😂

@urmumgay5655

6 жыл бұрын

OMG I love the mortal instruments series

@coco-mg8xt

6 жыл бұрын

Omg yes bahaha

@ScarletAngleGaara

6 жыл бұрын

Yasssssssssssssssss

@lucasbell4831

6 жыл бұрын

You're the kind of person who, if they were trying to kill themselves, would jump off a mobile home.

@hiimahuman5480

6 жыл бұрын

Well, technically, they AREN’T siblings. Valentine adopted Jace, so they aren’t actually related.

you have been saying "herb lore" for a minute and ten seconds XD

@kiranfinley7238

6 жыл бұрын

katie foreman I laughed so so hard

The lady person: "Ooh! These complements are coming thick and fast!" Me: "That's not the only thing coming thick and fast."

@jessicamustain541

9 жыл бұрын

*Breathing intensifies*

@emperorezra5664

9 жыл бұрын

How do u reply to ur own comments

@Bugsyummy21

9 жыл бұрын

Everybody subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny!!

@DasAugenTV

9 жыл бұрын

Jessie Pants Smooooooth

@nerdwastaken

9 жыл бұрын

Ohohohoho cheeky

"Why can't I have pink eyes?" Mark. Why.

@aislingwhelan8134

8 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, can you explain this to me please?

@guishark09

8 жыл бұрын

Jiggilypuff Pink cloud Pink eye is a disease.

@amiable_monster

11 ай бұрын

Aged like wine

30+ seconds of Mark saying "herb lore" repeatedly... Quality content everyone.

@ChronicallyJess

6 жыл бұрын

I read that as “30 seconds to Mars” lel

@fandomwriter8789

5 жыл бұрын

and_someone I agree completely. This is the exact reason I subscribed

This video: Blehblehbehlbleheh. *Kissy noises.* NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU! Herblore.

@xxjupitergachaxx6104

5 жыл бұрын

And "WHATS A MOMO?!?!"

@kkitten8741

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly sometimes mark reminds me of myself. Saying the same weird word over and over and just being weird in general.

Best part: "NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!"

@MikeSchmidtgamerandnightguard

8 жыл бұрын

what about the groindle part

@JessieNebulous

8 жыл бұрын

It's good, but it's not the "best."

@coolnerd8730

6 жыл бұрын

Jessie Nebulous [Cripple Chick] wat about not arf

@vaydasmith4839

6 жыл бұрын

NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU should be the games motto

@blucassel7751

6 жыл бұрын

YES

So many things Mark probably regrets saying in this one video...

@heagelbiggle5123

8 жыл бұрын

Agree

@bg5126

8 жыл бұрын

now i know he likes burlesque..

@thetoxicgamer8625

8 жыл бұрын

"Your makeups a little fucked up but I bet we can find someone who doesnt care about looks"

@JessieNebulous

8 жыл бұрын

+Norima Osaka Just to be clear, the movie really didn't have much actual "burlesque" in it.

Mark being himself: *ahh, that really turns my groindle* Also Mark: *What's a groindle (lol)*

@aresrivera9744

3 жыл бұрын

I’m honestly curious what it is

Mark: "conspiracy theorists are jobs" "child murderer" MatPat: hold my diet coke

Did i seriously just watch mark say herb lore for a minute

@happyslowpoke8982

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, but luckily, you're not alone

@tiffanysalt2208

9 жыл бұрын

I don't why, but it was somehow quite entertaining.

@tristenj1992

9 жыл бұрын

***** But it's not pronounced herb with an H even though it's spelled that way

@erin3232

9 жыл бұрын

mario64325 I just closed my eyes and nodded like I understood what was going on

@CodyCombat

9 жыл бұрын

mario64325 "Herb Lore"

16:40 Herb lore Herb lore? Herb lore Herb lore Herblo re Herblore Her blore Hurb lore Herblore Herblore Herbl ore Herb lore Aherb lore HERB LORE herb loore Heerbb lore HERB LOORE HEEEEERB LORE HERBlore Herblore-lore Herb lore HERB LORE HERB LORE HERB LORE? Her blore Her Blorre Herb lore! Herb lore?? Herb lore!! Herb lore? Herb lore * flips the bird * Herb lore Herb bblore I wrote that all down. That's how many times he said that 😂 you're welcome!

@memesjr3920

9 жыл бұрын

Paul de Vos Aww! I Love You, Too! I'm Glad Someone Enjoyed The Effort I Put Into Writing A List Of The Words "Herb Lore" XD

@memesjr3920

9 жыл бұрын

***** Thanks!

@hyrulewarrior2932

9 жыл бұрын

It's a runescape reference 😂😊

@LayyyxLayyy

9 жыл бұрын

I'm preeeeety sure he said it 34 times....

@fishwad2077

9 жыл бұрын

Casey Mustaches I almost died from laughing... I have an issue ;-;

"Conspiracy theorist that's a job!?" Shane Dawson

@farts5308

6 жыл бұрын

Wonder Woman THANK YOU And he likes dudes sooooo...

@fandomwriter8789

5 жыл бұрын

Wonder Woman and game theory

@hyacinth1729

4 жыл бұрын

Two words... Game Theroy

@EllasBloom

4 жыл бұрын

This aged poorly😹

@poor.wayfaring.strxnger5198

4 жыл бұрын

this comment did not age well...

Me: "How cool, there's a woman who is a Virgo in this game and also likes some of the things I do!" Mark: "Your boring and will never find love!! 😈" Me: 😧

@theywalkinguptoyouand4060

6 жыл бұрын

Jaliyah Burbank found love yet?

@gullybunkus

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a Virgo ;-;

@jacquelinecicio2847

5 жыл бұрын

I am also a Virgo... but I realized a long time ago that I knew I’d never find love :’(

@darlenebuck541

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a virgo and still single sadly :(

@angrybanana2215

4 жыл бұрын

Not all Virgo’s shall be lonely. I have a crush on a Virgo irl. That should be some encouragement.

I woke my boyfriend up because I was laughing too loud.

@chaoswarhound

9 жыл бұрын

Cazzy Black You should have Marki Balls find you a heavier sleeping boyfriend.

@CazzyBlack

9 жыл бұрын

The Irish Blaggard like Homer. He's still sat in Marki Balls' office.

@Aleximmortal5999

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@GigawingsVideo

9 жыл бұрын

Cazzy Black The legend says he still sit in that office to this day, while Mr Marki Balls keep screaming "NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!" at him everyday.

@roxasnotafox4363

9 жыл бұрын

Cazzy Black MAH BOYFREIND.

I think mark has started up something greater than darudesandstorm and hoodini Herb lore

@vickiyoung367

9 жыл бұрын

But nothing will be better than "Cola and meal please,no bread”

@Playfulpat

9 жыл бұрын

Meme_V_Logger NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU, HOMER!

@bumboy5348

9 жыл бұрын

Hoodini

@josecarloszuniga3234

9 жыл бұрын

Meme_V_Logger Nope Hoodini still

@agent1054

9 жыл бұрын

Herb lore

you get that iris is siri spelled backwords and she is a personal assistant? "I am siri your personal assistant." get it? GET IT?!

"Let's go on another date with this bi.... Lovely lady..."

10:18 Iris is a personal assistant. What is iris backwards?

@juanpunchman8252

7 жыл бұрын

sara is missing

@sofia-oj3ts

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Shadoan Siri.

@cacophonousBystander

7 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Shadoan SSSSSSIIIIIRRRRRRIIIIIII!!!!!!!

@amelonnamedkate1400

7 жыл бұрын

Juan Punch Man SCREAMING

@shawna1641

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Shadoan the weirdest thing to ever exist on earth

Herb lore.

@bluecreator7779

9 жыл бұрын

Tristan Smith HOO-DINI

@DragonaxFilms

9 жыл бұрын

Tristan Smith These two comments killed me.

@sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858

9 жыл бұрын

#haveawank

@ThalinsGenohan

9 жыл бұрын

Herb lore.

@sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858

9 жыл бұрын

lerb hore

Mark just repeating herb lore 900 times is now my ringtone.

This video really brings out mark’s personality.

current mood: mark trying to understand british slang

@thebritishnerd5101

8 жыл бұрын

yes oml

@calicodraws6407

8 жыл бұрын

It's not just you even British people (like myself) don't understand it

@ylwoni

8 жыл бұрын

Lucy Rainsley i'm scottish and i've lived in england my whole life but i still don't understand any of it rip

@lobeliaerinus4939

8 жыл бұрын

Not arf = not half It means fuck yeah

@NinjaZack1

8 жыл бұрын

Perhaps it is a Canadian accent?

Well, _somebody_ was in a weird mood yesterday! XD

@mrpimpagamer

9 жыл бұрын

Boredom is an Understatement I just saw your comment on a Jacksepticeye video... this is weird...

@BoredomBee

9 жыл бұрын

Pimpa Gamer /laughing/ Yes, fear me, my child, for I am everywhere! XD

@bellaalva6196

9 жыл бұрын

I think he was drunk.... Cx but hey, ITS JUST A THEORY!! (Reference Cx)

@BoredomBee

9 жыл бұрын

Cutie Co A GAME THEORY. Or is it a _gamer_ theory? Ha, haha, puns.

@bellaalva6196

9 жыл бұрын

puns for days

NOT' ARF!

@zurpple721

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah C ARFN'T

@tasteimmortality

5 жыл бұрын

UNARF

Is it weird that this is actually one of my favorite videos from Mark? His blatant sarcasm is what really gets me! XD

@aresrivera9744

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that but his insanity

THE LADY LOOKS LIKE MARK IN DRAAAGGGG I WANNA PUT MARK IN DRAG NOW. HMU BOO

@MichaelaLynnn

7 жыл бұрын

Narcissus_MUA SHE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM IN DRAG OMG WITH A WEAKER JAWLINE

@ehhhmily

7 жыл бұрын

OMFG YES I SAID THAT WHEN SHE CAME UP AND THEN DID A LOOK BACK AT THEM BOTH

@emmebopp1467

7 жыл бұрын

Kennedy Cutter Tess's

@itizmonday9228

7 жыл бұрын

Which lady?

@angelawoodberry1318

7 жыл бұрын

Kennedy Cutter I have same last name like Rudy Woodberry

16:34 what I shout into the mirror every morning

@JessieNebulous

8 жыл бұрын

I do it before bed. Fits into my schedule more smoothly that way.

@daniaajlouni3984

7 жыл бұрын

Sugarpills98 lol

@anelis132

7 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry 4 u. hope it will change. :-[

@selbell8067

7 жыл бұрын

Sugarpills98 Same though XD

@unicornqueen1794

7 жыл бұрын

SAME LOL

*W H A T ' S A M O M O ????*

16:40, Mark goes insane. XD

@aresrivera9744

3 жыл бұрын

He’s been going slowly insane throughout the entire video

Is a conspiracy theories a job, you ask? uh matpat is a thing

@invader-vin

8 жыл бұрын

youre right 👌

@pervrted

8 жыл бұрын

Undertail fans unite!

@stipplinski2119

8 жыл бұрын

YASSSSSSSSSS #GameTheory #FilmTheory

@zoeh5016

8 жыл бұрын

"Matpat is a thing" 😂😂😂

@bonsterthebunny1992

8 жыл бұрын

Akasha Gamer​ Undertail scares me on too many levels.  Now if you meant Under*TALE* your fanbase scares me too much

"What is a plonker? I don't know what that means! Get in there Nickolas Cage, Jesus!"

*Anyone else noticing he seemed slightly mad this video?*

In Australia, the music in the background was Waltzing Matilda! Oh and also tucker means food. So the restaurant name is mother’s food. I’m Aussie, so this is certified Australian information 🇦🇺

@aleksanderweedman8116

2 жыл бұрын

˙ƃuᴉʎl ǝɹɐ no⅄

@kaelie7107

2 жыл бұрын

It's also a hint to kitty's (the game developer) drag background.

...something tells me Mark didn't enjoy playing this game. Let's make him play it again! >:D

@erikje74

9 жыл бұрын

>:D

@maiapiea7832

9 жыл бұрын

I think it's the fact because he's single and he had a bad past relationship.. but I still want to see him play this game idk. :P

@OzuBunny

9 жыл бұрын

>:D

@momma3061

9 жыл бұрын

Yes! >:D

@ilonreal225

9 жыл бұрын

Of course he most play it again

"What's a mo-mo?" Oh Mark... you were so innocent once...

@paulaherrera508

8 жыл бұрын

wat

@rachelk.6918

8 жыл бұрын

Paula Herrera Watch his playthrough of Hunie Pop and all will be explained to you.

@paulaherrera508

8 жыл бұрын

Rachel 'Rathian Special-K' Klusky can you tell me pls?? :3

@rachelk.6918

8 жыл бұрын

It's kind of difficult to explain... just watch some of his HuniePop play through.

@meatballmaster4623

8 жыл бұрын

+Paula Herrera It's the cat girl. When you fuck her you get the achievement "bestiality", and that experience scarred mark for life.

"I don't think they know how to kiss" ~ Mark. I shall hear that & forever remember Fiona "kissing" Hitler. XD

It’s 2024 and just hearing the voice yumimash (?idk how spell?) This came out when I was 14 and I’m 23 oof it’s been years but proud of Mark for making a movie now

16:46 - 17:10 is "29 Ways To Say Herb Lore"

I am seriously considering drawing Mark in a glorious majestic marijuana leaf robe and crown. Because now he is the HERB LORD.

@JPduprat

9 жыл бұрын

Lisa McNeil lllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

@MrsDragonChef

9 жыл бұрын

Im doing it lol no going back xD

@SpiritIncarnation

9 жыл бұрын

Lisa McNeil Why Marijuana of all herbs? lol XD

@MrsDragonChef

9 жыл бұрын

I really don't know xD my minds in a dark place xD I'd change it but im almost finished with it xD

@thandle61

9 жыл бұрын

Lisa McNeil xxxD

Um...Maaark....are you ok...? I can't really tell if he likes this game, but watching him play it is hilarious lol XD

When Mark was yelling "GO, GO, GO" and screaming "FUCK YOU" whenever it landed on red, I felt that. XD

Why is everyone focusing on the Herb Lord's Herb Lore when we should be asking the important questions. WHAT THE HELL IS A GROINDLE?!??!!?!?!

@RumerPriestly

9 жыл бұрын

That part made me laugh so hard I had to put the video back because I was laughing over it c': IT REALLY TURNS MY GROINDLE!

@RumerPriestly

9 жыл бұрын

It's been 15 minutes and I am STILL laughing about turn my groindle. Still laughing as I type. I think I'm going to die.

Big wheel keep on turnin', Markimoo just not learnin'

@Snurbyy

9 жыл бұрын

herb lore

@sergeantspook2970

9 жыл бұрын

Hodor?

@aleksihakli1125

9 жыл бұрын

Jaxom Vienonen yes it is a skill ;D

@MajoretteKay

9 жыл бұрын

Sergeant Spook Cupquake and Jacksepticeye had better luck than Mark did. They almost never lost.

"I'm boring too, thank you for noticing!: I'm dead 😂😂

Mark:"no one will love you" HOMER:*smiles and laughs creepy Me: " guy understands his fate"

now every fan is gonna dye their hair pink and get pink/green contacts.

@siariele4592

7 жыл бұрын

Sadly he has a girlfriend, why you do this Amy?! Lol jk Amyplier is so cute

@respec3846

7 жыл бұрын

but I dye my hair pink already and my eyes are green :/

@SoySauceSmurf

6 жыл бұрын

I have green eyes already, and I dye my hair on my own.

cola and meal please, no bread

@studio.oceanblue

9 жыл бұрын

Antonina Busse cola and herblore please, no bread

@boobys6614

9 жыл бұрын

Antonina Busse Cola and meal please,no bread, *Cola and meal please,no bread,* *COLA AND MEAL PLEASE,NO BREAD* *World explodes* >O

@ryanlewis2039

9 жыл бұрын

Kawaii animal jam I'll be right on that.

@boobys6614

9 жыл бұрын

*Pounds on table* *MUST HAVE COLA AND MEAL,PLEASE NO BREAD!!!*

@JessieJ93

9 жыл бұрын

Antonina Busse OMG i was thinking that too!

I suddenly remembered this series

@ehsan6872

2 жыл бұрын

same

17:07 go home Mark, you're drunk

HerbLore

@The5thBlade

9 жыл бұрын

TheUltimateEbil URBLOR!

@shaywise

9 жыл бұрын

TheUltimateEbil erbler.

@densestlemon6241

9 жыл бұрын

Hoo-dini

@Snurbyy

9 жыл бұрын

Herb lore

@jonathanrider3137

9 жыл бұрын

HeRb LOrd

"You have won over my cardiovascular organ." Mark: I don't want that, can I have another organ?

@heylookitsselena888

9 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he's not willing to hand out a kidney just like that, but nice try

Mark: "Herb Lore...Herblore! Ahblore! Blore!" Me: "Davis! Davis is the name!"

You don't know what Momo is? He is a flying lemur from the southern air temple. 😂

"Why is she calling him they its one person" Tumblr : *crashes through the door!* aaaaaaaaaa!

@InuyashaTT

7 жыл бұрын

True

@whyismimotaken9351

6 жыл бұрын

Yup

@jessebananasaurus1526

6 жыл бұрын

There are non-binary people not on Tumblr, you know. And I legitimately got sad about him saying that (I'm non-binary) until I realized this was in 2015 and he's probably learned a bit more about transgender and non-binary people since then. And you as well, OP. The two commenters before me, well... Go learn things, I guess.

If your the best matchmaker find me a boyfriend Markiplier.

@skyelarsson3428

8 жыл бұрын

YES PERFECT MATCH!!

@lmo1577

8 жыл бұрын

+Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco how com your username is my life?

@lmo1577

8 жыл бұрын

+Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco but you 4got Halsey tho

@skyelarsson3428

8 жыл бұрын

lol ikr Dobby

@lmo1577

8 жыл бұрын

+Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco 😂😂😂 WE ARE THE NEW AMERICANA

"NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!!" *depressed Homer"

lol I lost it when he shouted “I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! SHUT UP!!”

Soooo, where do I send in my application to Mark's love agency? (I'm about as hopeless as Homer XD)

@thebaba29

9 жыл бұрын

You and me both, buddy.

@denodagor

9 жыл бұрын

Rachel Kasumi Hopefully only as hopeless as him, not as stupid LOL

@slime-time

9 жыл бұрын

He _is_ an amazing matchmaker

@ujutae

9 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Sperotto *nervous laughter* Well, i think my intelligence is all i got

@matthewsingh989

9 жыл бұрын

Booper Dooper that true

_I was laughing way to hard at this!~ You're the best matchmaker Mark!~_

@Bugsyummy21

9 жыл бұрын

Everybody subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!!!

@katiemartinez6352

9 жыл бұрын

+Bugsyummy21 fu ck o fff

@ThatOneShortieHo

9 жыл бұрын

KL Ryusaki MatchMARKer

@enriquepine4492

9 жыл бұрын

I agree😂😂😂

@arianalingerfeldt889

9 жыл бұрын

KL Ryusaki "Im a vegetarian" Mark: Oh god XD XD i died

*HERBLOREE* **sigh** Mark's reaction to him saying herb lore had me in tears XD

"YOU HAVE NO ONE NO ONE LOVES YOU GET OUT OF HERE. Oh hello sir"

He should do another one of these, so we can see what his dates have mailed him. Because they mail how their relationship went.

Not gonna lie, this game has become one of my guilty pleasures. :p

@jakecaspi5518

8 жыл бұрын

... Uh... K

@JessieNebulous

8 жыл бұрын

No guilt necessary. It's stupid fun.

@abigailcooper5628

7 жыл бұрын

MARK

Well it's awkward already...SOMEONE GET THE CHECK DO U WANT TO BECOME MARRIED?! NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!

5:46 *Huh, I didn't realise Hitler was a charmer.*

If you are reading this have a great day ! :D

@TheRedWing35

9 жыл бұрын

PolkaDot C. Haha

@andyoats

9 жыл бұрын

PILAV GAMES I don't wanna. Can't I have a good night instead?

@joeferniany2509

9 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me what to do. I'm my own man, I can decide what kind of day to have.

@joeferniany2509

9 жыл бұрын

Just kidding. Thank.

@JonesCrimson

9 жыл бұрын

PILAV GAMES NO! I REFUSE!

Did anyone else see in the description "...but know yanderes allowed..."? XD

@ueuz0007

9 жыл бұрын

Rikusgirl001 They should be allowed.......

@angelinapetersen7422

9 жыл бұрын

Lol I saw that XD

@Hawkeyesarmy

9 жыл бұрын

Rikusgirl001 y is yuno not allowed? lol

@lastina

9 жыл бұрын

Lol I saw it too.What does it mean though

@RandomSandwich

9 жыл бұрын

Mini Minecraft Nut watch Yandere Simulator. lmao he did it recently.

mark: what the heck is a momo!? me: a cat girl

"'You have won over my cardiovascular organ' What is that I don't want that" She was talking about her heart lol

How do you change your hair color in the middle of a date, good lord..

@SoySauceSmurf

5 жыл бұрын

Michaela Lynn He was just like, “Oh shit, I forgot I have this conveniently placed hairdye on me. What do I do with it? Hm... oh, I know! I’ll dye my hair iN THE MIDDLE OF MY DATE!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA!!! I’ll even QUIZ them! HahahAAAAA!!!”

@maccheese2509

4 жыл бұрын

Especially in five minutes For me it takes over night to dye and bleach my hair

microscopes, spellbooks, making inventories.... TWILIGHT SPARKLE!?

@papabear5935

9 жыл бұрын

Omg ...Katey is turning animals into humans !

@XFGHL78E

9 жыл бұрын

TheDimLamp *insert hate comment here* ...nah, jk....but watch out, srsly

@supertaoman12

9 жыл бұрын

TheDimLamp Herb Lore

@babyyaoo8916

9 жыл бұрын

TheDimLamp OH YEEAAAH. Dimp you're clever!

@SasuGaa1Fan

9 жыл бұрын

It's all so DARK SIDED

The guy in the first date looks like a young Hitler

Goddamn this unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had

Mark, I don't know how many other people will agree with me, but I think that you should REALLY play HuniePop! Jack played it and it made me laugh out loud! I'd love to see you play it!

@tiffanymilligan4470

9 жыл бұрын

Aye another Jack fan!! *wha-pish*

@TheNextGenius

9 жыл бұрын

Harleen Quintzell Hive five to you! *wha-pish*

@chloecrump2188

9 жыл бұрын

ME TOO WHA-PSH

@marsrandall6072

9 жыл бұрын

PLAY HUNIEPOP MARK!!

@maysar4159

9 жыл бұрын

TheNextGenius I don't personally....i'm tired of seeing it, and every thumbnail i see just makes me feel bad...;-;

I'D LOVE TO SEE MORE OF YOU PLAYING THIS GAME, MARK.

@itwasaseven5596

9 жыл бұрын

Anthony Gardner Really dude?

@babydaddy6887

9 жыл бұрын

Talon Hill what I do

@babydaddy6887

9 жыл бұрын

***** what u mean

@elfredapatton213

9 жыл бұрын

Nu I'm n?.. fish

@snichkilla1

9 жыл бұрын

Anthony Gardner soo thirsty man like dayum

"Can you stop grunting in my ear?" Omg lmao!!!! 😆

Holy shit the waiter had my name,, markiplier said my name! :OO

It's about time Mark took his sarcasm out for a stroll.

I'm watching a Kitty Powers play marathon- PewDiePie Markiplier jacksepticeye CinnamontoastKen

@-CGGalangErinKylieE

8 жыл бұрын

+Claire Powers yah she has a whole series of Kitty Powers Matchmaker

@Karin-fj3eu

8 жыл бұрын

Please watch kpopp too, that's is my favorite lel

@fatimataymurh.vargas4043

8 жыл бұрын

Watch MattShea and HoodiePanda ! They are goooood ❤

@NeuroSpicy_Priestess

8 жыл бұрын

+Karin Stenelo KPOP SISTA!

@kaylamartinez6152

8 жыл бұрын

+Taymur Senpai you're a fellow mattshea fan? WOOHOO ME TOO

Four years and this is still one of my favorite Markiplier videos. In fact I think this was the video that got me addicted to Markiplier's videos.

I laughed so much at Mark's lack of luck with the wheel XD

"You have won my cardiovascular organ!"? What the heck is wrong with these people?!

@bingoned9113

9 жыл бұрын

There's only one logical explanation... people are being replaced by robots...

@starkiller1289

9 жыл бұрын

Mash Ketchcum The pikamon master Affirmative, those individual lifeforms were in fact replaced by animated imposters.

@ShotgunLlama

9 жыл бұрын

Illoosion It was most rational and good decision to made!

@sophiasolis4461

9 жыл бұрын

That means heart....i think

@Illoosion

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it does. "Cardio-" as in 'heart,' and "vascular" as in the vascular system that transfers blood through animals.

I love the way he says "could you stop grunting in my ear...?" XD THAT and "I LIKE BROWN."

@maddiejoy428

9 жыл бұрын

Lyrica Silvan I died at URBLOUR

@LyricaSilvan

9 жыл бұрын

Venag130 AJ Oh god yes. XD He just wouldn't stop saying it.

@maddiejoy428

9 жыл бұрын

Lyrica Silvan ik I just kept LAUGHING and LAUGHING XDD

@amymcguire4983

9 жыл бұрын

I like the part when the guy changes his hair color. "What. The. F*ck. Happened to you. SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED?!?!" "This is sum voodoo bullshit going on here..." XDDDD

@LyricaSilvan

9 жыл бұрын

Scootaloo Loves You! :3 Oh, Mark. You silly man-child. XD

actually 2 Virgos are OK for each other,I wouldn't say it's true love.

this video just shows me how much i dont miss old mark and old norms...the shock i felt when he said "who's they its one person" just like shattered me (ik he's not like this anymore but still 😭)

A 'plonker' is a term we use in the UK, it isn't very offensive, it's just a thing you call someone you don't like. ie: "They're such a plonker!" it's kinda funny honestly XD

@kairenurwin3032

8 жыл бұрын

no its not, it's something you say to someone when they do something stupid. like the comment you plonker

@TheLugiaSong

8 жыл бұрын

kairen urwin yeah, basically. That's pretty much what I meant.

so THIS is where herb lore came from

@JamesSmith-kk2wx

9 жыл бұрын

Heh.

"THATS A JOB? THATS A J-O-B, JOB?" Well Mark, KZread isn't really a JOB neither.

Mark: Homer you better not be there when I open that door. I swear to god Homer if you’re still there I’m gonna smack you upside your fricking head. Me: I want to smack my sibling sometimes.

Did he just say "I'm not a good love maker?!"

I also looked up "Not 'arf". It means "not at all".

@lemonteao2132

7 жыл бұрын

Huh. Weird.

@teelalondonn4498

7 жыл бұрын

Semi Locon It means very

@neonlightJimmy

7 жыл бұрын

LemonTea *o*

@jaxmanson609

7 жыл бұрын

I looked it up. it is yes I would

@katelynabrol149

7 жыл бұрын

it can also means not half bad (I'm a bit, I know this shit)

1:36 marks character looks like someone who would sell you drugs

@claudespeed277

3 жыл бұрын

Particularly meth, and he drives a Pontiac Aztek

*“Whos they ? it’s only one person.”* *Me non binary* *“Ow.”*

@granddaddy1990

2 жыл бұрын

character development :'D!

@nishinyaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@granddaddy1990 ?

@granddaddy1990

2 жыл бұрын

@@nishinyaa oh, i just meant how much he's changed. especially with him being so comfortable using they/them pronouns now :>

Remember kids , when you go in the restrooms dont forget to dye your hair !

@underminingduck8190

9 жыл бұрын

Or reverse gyrate. Or pelvic thrust

@shahafzeevi6364

9 жыл бұрын

Or go to jerk king (😂😂😂) and try the love handel 😘 ohhhh gosh me XD

@juliakoski7306

9 жыл бұрын

^^Markiplier house tour reference

@norwegiannightmare8843

9 жыл бұрын

But stop on your right foot. DONT FORGET IT

@underminingduck8190

9 жыл бұрын

Norwegian nightmare then bring it around town Briiing it arrouund town

Mark seems especially drunk in this episode...

@flaminhotcheets4245

8 жыл бұрын

He will die if he drinks

@slime-time

8 жыл бұрын

I know

@mrpeep3764

8 жыл бұрын

+Booper Dooper yes he does LOL

@JustPeachiiChan

8 жыл бұрын

+Booper Dooper I kinda like it...

@slime-time

8 жыл бұрын

same

*CLIENT: can you help me find my soul mate? *MARK: No. you're hopeless. i was playing minecraft, and had this as a side tab. i paused than broke down laughing. XD

The last date made me laugh harder than I have in weeks