You know your story is fucked when replacing every instance of "gun" with "Baneblade" somehow makes the story more sensible

Still better animation than most 90s cartoons.

@alfabusa

6 жыл бұрын

Oh god, are you subjecting yourself to the meme videos?

@FredrikKnudsen

6 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe

@crusadinalldaylong5591

6 жыл бұрын

Fredrik Knudsen you, here? Great!!!

@memeem99

6 жыл бұрын

yeah i mean he even voiced Eldrad Ulthran in Just Aeldari Things

@VoimaVahtila

5 жыл бұрын

You mean "still better animation than most 2010s cartoons"?

NEW PSYKER SCHOOL: BANEBLADEISM

@TheYulverick

5 жыл бұрын

Clay Pidgeon that sounds broken... please nerf Games Workshop

@IvantheMusical

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheYulverick i agree Games workshop is op, but how do we nerf it.

@TheYulverick

5 жыл бұрын

@@IvantheMusical Tell them WH Adventures sucks EVEN MORE.

@user-hh7ef6tm6d

3 жыл бұрын

Necrons of the Woodokh dynasty: can never be targeted or affected in any way by Banebladeism discipline psychic powers.

@omegon2540

Жыл бұрын

*suspicious turquoise marine with pen Write it down write it down!

The early 2010s was a helluva time. I can't believe it's almost been ten years.

@alfabusa

4 жыл бұрын

Existential dread.

@fatalos6855

3 жыл бұрын

@Anzu Wyliei I take this as a challenge

@Goatisme

3 жыл бұрын

We now live in a blackhole information society, we will never know if this video was canon to reality or not.

@bobbilly3606

3 жыл бұрын

@@alfabusa I still believe this is amazing. The wooden baneblade is the strongest tank in 40k.

@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs

Ай бұрын

Been 4 years since then. Ya feel ancient yet?

A metal Baneblade may take a man's life, but only a wooden Baneblade can take his will to live.

should've been "And without it, I am pinned here"

there is nothing to be shame of. Making decoy tanks out of wood has been a known tactic that dated back since the Dark Age of Technology

@GearShotgun

9 жыл бұрын

The mechanicus remembers well the heresies of the dark mechanicus, during the schism of mars they matched wits against the holy wooden baneblades with their own blasphemous, inflated balloon baneblades

@mattpelzek3809

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Baker Why, only a Tactical Genius could have thought of it.

@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Baker And just to be a LITTLE realistic, painted wooden cannons in real life-such as those during the American Civil War, Quaker Guns- actually stopped invasions and battles just by standing there and looking fancy.

@bucklebill2

8 жыл бұрын

Well actually the entire Dark age of Technology was some very carefully arranged wooden tanks...

@JeanLucCaptain

4 жыл бұрын

Way before that!

The only thing more wooden than the -gun- *BANEBLAAAYDE* was the acting.

@franciosdeaeruiu7555

7 жыл бұрын

HellChuggapri1 I CATO SICARIUS VERY MUCH ENJOYED YOUR COMENT.

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat

7 жыл бұрын

Cato Sicarius Oh hai Loyalist! How's the rotting bulwark of your schizophrenic conniption-fit of an Imperium holding up?

@franciosdeaeruiu7555

7 жыл бұрын

HellChuggapri1 HERESY! Prepare to be purged in the name of the Man-Emperor and Roboute Guiliman. I CATO SICARIUS shall singlehandedly defeat you as I CATO SICARIUS am the Knight-Champion of Macragge and, therefore, no foul Xeno or Heretic can ever hope outmatch my LEGENDARY SWORDSMAN SKILL! Pray to whatever false gods and ruinous powers you worship HERETIC I CATO SICARIUS will be coming for you!

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat

7 жыл бұрын

Back into the Webway, boys! The plan's underway, no need for more Dancers to die! Oh, yes, you have a nice day, Cato Sicarius. I'm sure Cegorath's glad you could play with us today!

@franciosdeaeruiu7555

7 жыл бұрын

HellChuggapri1 HA HA, I CATO SICARIUS have made the FOUL XENOS flee from my mere presence! Truly this is a great day for the Imperium as I CATO SICARIUS have proven once again that I as Knight-Champion and Captain of the second company that I am truly the GREATEST SWORDSMAN to have EVER lived!

My favorite part is the 50 fucking Baneblades just sitting in full view at the end. You really captured the magnificent stupidity of the original, where after being captured Magneto was put in metal handcuffs, in a metal car driven by cops with real metal guns, and presumably taken to a prison with metal bars.

@pieceofschmidtgamer

Жыл бұрын

It's my headcanon that Magneto was so mentally broken by the deception that it took a while for him to get over it.

@johnroche

7 ай бұрын

Stubbs: "So *that's* where they got sent to!"

Creed has especially powerful banebladeism, and can even conjure them out of thin air along with warhound titans.

@rhorybader4054

8 жыл бұрын

+Locutus Borg Hell, if we let him do it, Creed could pull Warlords out of his ass.

@amanofnoreputation2164

8 жыл бұрын

Abbadon unzips his armor to take a piss. Warhound titan materializes out of his flies and points a gun at him. "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

@DWatchRazgriz

8 жыл бұрын

+Locutus Borg Yeah, Creed could probably win the entire war for the Imperium if GW ever let his TACTICAL GENIOUS be used to it's full potential...He could probably turn the entirety of the Warp into Imperator Titans.

@DWatchRazgriz

8 жыл бұрын

Commissar_Dan Oh I already knew...But Creed turning the Warp into a whole new Imperial Army...Well, that would be the ultimate "CREEEEEED" moment.

@DWatchRazgriz

8 жыл бұрын

Commissar_Dan The Banebladeterium eh?

Banebladeism, the true religion.

@bazinga3160

6 жыл бұрын

Karl the Deranged ayyy

@mcapollodiomedes3620

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@inquisitorthornside3p494

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@jonathanwells223

2 жыл бұрын

As a guard main, yes, definitely

I cant believe i wasted 9 years of my life without having seen this masterpiece of 40k lore

@hansweasalton8940

11 ай бұрын

I cant believe I wasted 11

It's interesting how the Fantastic Four voices sound vaguely like the characters in DOW; it certainty helps the DOW voices blend in and make this flow so well. It's not often that audio edits can seem right at home without feeling out of context. It's just amazing to say the least :)

@fats3342

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought this was from Johnny Quest because it was Race Bannons voice.

Banebletism... the most fearsome power on the galaxy

@Echelon030

9 жыл бұрын

He's got some kind of 'tism all right...

@AJZulu

8 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.

You sure made the Blood Ravens proud, Gabey!

banebladetism...

@richard4888

10 жыл бұрын

Banebladebending

Jet fuel cant melt BAAAAAANE BLADEEEEEEES!

@doobledeeschmoobledee2211

7 жыл бұрын

I use thermite paint on all my models.

It's over,--- DIOMEDES ---

@KapitanBatory

8 жыл бұрын

+DICK DICKENS Metal BAWXES, Rhinos, our enemies are hidden in metal BAAAAWXESSS

@romanjustroman7445

5 жыл бұрын

I have the high ground! Standing on a Baneblade that is

Diomedes can't bend wooden Baneblades

IS CRAZY RIGHT? ALSO, THANKS

@gulmaraz5931

5 жыл бұрын

Bruva Alfabusa Hey man! Is your stuff on /tg/?

@mcapollodiomedes3620

3 жыл бұрын

I still canot belive how i got fooled

For all this time, I just fucking realized this is a "Magneto gets defeated by wooden gun" reference

if it were made out of wood... and still functioned like a Baneblade then technically it IS STILL A BANEBLADE!!!

@nildzrecastellanos

6 жыл бұрын

Would it survive the shot of it's own cannon though?

@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436

2 жыл бұрын

Here's the thing, it doesn't work. It just had some Blood Ravens spin the tracks while more Blood Ravens moved it forward.

I feel like this video is an excuse to use the voice clip "Beeehnblaade" as many times as possible in as short amount of time as possible.

a metal baneblade can take a mans life, but only a wooden baneblade can take a mans will to live.

The Last Bane Bender.

A wooden BANEBLADE!!! lol

1:51 A Wooden BAAAAAANNNNNEBLLLAAADDDDDEE

If diomedes had been like I CATO SICARIUS he would not have lost

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat

7 жыл бұрын

If Diomedes had been anything like you, CATO SICARIUS, he would have spent so much time announcing his prowess the entire Blood Ravens chapter, Kyras included, could have come down, taken pictures, sold them to daemonettes for hookers and blow, come back to realspace, taken a recaff break, gone back to Mars for some spare bolter rounds, printed up some power armor saying "I heard Diomedes' speech and all I got was this stupid power armor", and been back in time for Diomedes to reach the midway point of his speech. Who knows, maybe Diomedes could even brag about his men surviving an assault or two.

@franciosdeaeruiu7555

7 жыл бұрын

I, CATO SICARIUS would never do such a thing as, giving speeches in the middle of battle is highly detrimental to one's chances of survival, I CATO SICARIUS am the KNIGHT CHAMPION OF MACRAGGE and, as such, I would never do anything that would be detrimental to myself in combat.

@frenchsoldier8485

3 жыл бұрын

@@franciosdeaeruiu7555 might be four years late, but I must do what I must. *I.* *CAST.* *F I S T.*

the fact that magneto got so mentally destroyed with a wooden gun he didn't even try to escape the cops

I remember watching the X-Marines when I was a kid!

@user-hh7ef6tm6d

3 жыл бұрын

Unleash on the heretics Logan "Wolverine", the Wolf Lord of the Space Wolves 13th great company!

I love how near the end there are a bunch of (presumably) real baneblades behind him that would have worked with his powers.

I just noticed the voices strangely match.

Destroy it OR turn it against you? Who does Diomedes think he is? Anrakyr the Traveler?

KZread in 2019: It's time. *Recommends*

Scary part is that A wooden baneblade could actually work if orks got a hold of it.

The fate of the Fresh Sorcerer: He meets "what if the Emperor had a text to speech" where he uses his dark magic (cactus, cocaine, and the flesh of his bitches) to resurrect the Emperor after being black-mailed with his darkest secret, he then becomes the Emperor's best friend as he turns the tyrnids into his pets and gets a personal world engine before destroying everyone in the universe. His rain of terror is only stopped by a massive wall of baneblades in space blasting them with unlimited power until the Emperor is reduced to his former state and the Sorcerer does... ummm... whatever he fucking wants! (please)

@luxuriouslobster3681

9 жыл бұрын

Well, it seemz I cant say dat, dem boyz said somding bout the end of all existance or something like dat...

This is the video that got me to subscribe. I never knew that you and your peers would go on to create one of the greatest parodies on the internet. I'm glad I hit that subscribe button all those years ago. You guys keep on being amazing.

I can't explain it, but it works so good.

that was good. Too good. Precious.

Wooden or not, Banebladism still sounds like an awesome power.

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER *AHHHHH* A WARP SPIDER

WOODEN BOXES

5 years later and it's still damn funny.

Aaaah man the good old 90s X-men

The *BLOOD RAVENS* can, you're finished *DIOMEDES* surrender you have no other choice!

Even though I have no intent of playing the game this video makes me want to buy a Baneblade for my little collection.

Watched this for the 30th time. I have to go back to it every now and then. Fckin masterpiece.

@mingelcoac

3 жыл бұрын

And again

them: *talking* grayknight: hi i'm here to *SMITE* you

Magneto Diomedes confirmed

And he is a prisoner of the inquisition now.

This is just getting me excited for a 1970s style Saturday cartoon of space Marines having adventures around the galaxy.

BBBEEEEEIIINNNNBLAAADDEEE

"And I would have won if it hadn't been for you lousy Blood Ravens and your meddling talking dog!!!"

This is maybe my 11th time rewatching this, and I just noticed the column of baneblades at the end of the video

When he smashes the Baneblade...that was quite funny. Also, the "WHHAAAAAAAAT?!!" part, i lol`d. Poor old Magneto....

Why can't I stop watching this

I can't believe you actually did it ALFA this is amazing

The Fantastic Blood Ravens "It's stealin' time!"

Baneblade Baneblade let it wreck shop Face off a metal monster That is kinda op Baneblade Baneblade let it wreck shop

Wooden BAWKSES?!

Take a shot for every "Baneblade" that is said

To be fair, control over BEHNBLADES is a pretty good power to have.

Love that CMB symbol on the bunker in the background.

The person who had this idea deserves a cookie.

Ghost head of Ferrus: You are weak Diomedes

A simpler time before politics soaked every corner of culture

It's rare for me to recognize a source without clicking a link, good job bruva

I-I-I-I'm calling Stubbs

When fighting Tank Commander McTavish on the second Blood Ravens level.

STEEEEEEEEHL REEEEEEEEEEHN

Dang... Such intensity...

BROVA IAM PINNED HEER

these make me lol so much

That's pretty clever not gonna lie

R.I.P. Diomedes

DIOMEDES

The banblade was just a decoy for the titans hiding behind some bushes.

that is indeed a shameful way to lose.

poor diomedes i know what you feel man

i never noticed the 100 baneblades after all these years

Power of 11 barrels

My strategies are unassailable.

And he just doesn't notice all the BaneBlades at the end?

Congratulations [Hank-and-Dean].

UNLIMITED POWER!!!! fizzles out... Wait what?!?

Gosh, I missed The Adventures of Alfabusa's Blood Ravens. I hope there's a renewal soon.

Raventastic 40.000 - The Menace of Diomedes.

HAVE YOU WANT MY INVINCIBLE WRANGLER TYLER? gotta love CC.

I really felt the part where he said BANEBLADE!

That was true tactical genius

W-h-h-w-h-o-a-t?? A wooden *B A N E B L A D E*

Early 90s? This is from like 70s, early 80s at the earliest.

The 1960's fantastic Four vs magneto cartoon

Baneblade-tism...it was my greatest weapon...

Correction the audio is from the 1967 Fantastic Four cartoon, not the 90's version :P

Battle bruva,that day,we werent in SPESS.That is why

I like how they can survive in spess, like true spess mehreens

Have you forgotten my invincible BANEBLADE power?!

"I defeated you once,and i shall do it again!"

If ever Matt Ward makes a 40k video, I imagine it will sound like this.