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This song goes out to all the Ladies
who's man is currently,
at this very moment
cheating!
No I dont mean with a physical woman
but cheating all the same
Just yesterday I caught my husband DSP flirting!
With a Vampire named Astarion his ass in tight pants drinking his blood I got so mad my brain stopped working!!
Just then Astarion started Twerking!!!
WHAT THE FUCK PHIL!!
"In game romance"
you mean digital cheating!
I can't believe what on the screen im seeing!
DSP Says its just a video game and that it's not cheating
Well why in the hell do you think that im eating!!!
.. My so called Husband has slept with Yennefer
A large bear
And a angry refrigerator!
When he's streaming his faithfulness is fleeting!
Im so sick of Phils digital cheating!!
I see you're playing Cammy on street fighter?
I bet you wish you could hold her tighter
Hold on while I get the gasoline and a lighter!
Oh playing metroid, you have a thing for Samus? I bet you want in her Puss??
I bet you do you wuss!!
Shake up my Champaign and then my anger then you're un corking!
I got so mad my brain stopped working!!
...
Just then Astarion started Twerking!!!
WHAT THE FUCK PHIL!!
"In game romance"
you mean digital cheating!
I can't believe what on the screen im seeing!
DSP Says its just a video game and that it's not cheating
Well why in the hell do you think that im eating!!!
.. My so called Husband has slept with Yennefer
A large bear
And a angry refrigerator!
When he's streaming his faithfulness is fleeting!
Im so sick of Phils digital cheating!!
Ok Well I see You're playing WWE, I bunch of sweaty muscular men?
Well I guess that's ok with me...
So what you spend a couple hundred a day, I guess that's ok
As long as those pixel digital woman have no chance of getting laid
Oh no you pulled a hogan
and now you're droning
About how excited you are.. hey wait!
Under your shorts I see you have a boner your gay Hogan boner is lurking!
I got so mad my brain stopped working!!
...
Just then Astarion started Twerking!!!
WHAT THE FUCK PHIL!!
"In game romance"
you mean digital cheating!
I can't believe what on the screen im seeing!
DSP Says its just a video game and that it's not cheating
Well why in the hell do you think that im eating!!!
.. My so called Husband has slept with Yennefer
A large bear
And a angry refrigerator!
When he's streaming his faithfulness is fleeting!
Im so sick of Phils digital cheating!!