What’s hilarious is that in her book she says that she then sold that car to joe lycett, and after this episode aired he messaged her and said “that’s where I keep my sandwiches”

@joanjackson7373

Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe she told that on tv.. that plus the F….word used way too much..disappointed..

@investigate3_11

3 ай бұрын

@@joanjackson7373 What?

I'm currently up to page 73 of "Lavatories Are Just For Me" & so far it's a terrific read.

@arjunraja9445

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it'd be a shit show...

@anatine_banana_69

Жыл бұрын

it's my favourite dump-time read!

I loved the awkward silent moment just after she revealed the answer!

British have the best comedians in the world. They master irony and sarcasm like nobody else.

@FablestoneSeries

2 жыл бұрын

I have mixed feelings of both excitement and trepidation while waiting for the premiere of the American rendition of the show due out sometime in 2022. America has some great comedians but don't have a great track record when it comes to copying British shows.

@ckannan90

Жыл бұрын

@@FablestoneSeries I think it comes down to the difference between American and British celebrities. The British ones typically seem content to have a chat and a good time, whereas American celebs seem to need to "win" the room. There are obviously exceptions, but that's the impression I get when I see Americans on the Graham Norton show for example, or the American version of Taskmaster. There is a lot less friendly back and forth.

@FablestoneSeries

Жыл бұрын

@@ckannan90 interesting observation. Apparently the American version came out in April. I didn't know. i have yet to see it, will have to check it out, i'm sure its terrible.

@FablestoneSeries

Жыл бұрын

@@ckannan90 ok, ok ok. so there are clips of the american version on youtube. it is nearly identical, except it would appear, with more talking over one another.

can you imagine the poor bastard mechanic watching this show, at this particular moment? "... oh my god it was HER pee?!"

@D3w10n

8 жыл бұрын

+Talancir "GOD DAMN IT I WAS LICKING THOSE SEATS THINKING IT WAS DOG PEE, I WOULD NEVER LICK A WOMAN PEE" xD

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

Youknow, this has already gotten crazy enough, I think it's time for me to add my 2 cents. I think (perhaps) he already knew. Unless he was using those modern things that water-soap-hoover in one go, the scent would've been clear when he used water on the seats. There's a very clear distinctive scent between cat-urine, dog-urine and human urine (even male and female urine.) Cat-urine is sharp, you have probably smelled it on someones clothes if they are careless and have a cat. Or on flowerpots outside if your neighbours have cats. Cats like to spray everything , so bicycles, doormats... it smells the same as cow parsley. Dog-urine is similar but there's a distinctive difference. If it's a female dog, the scent is not as strong as the cats. If it's a male dog, the scent is similar, but sharper/stronger. More disgusting in my opinion, I'm happy we have a female dog. Human urine usually doesn't have a strong scent, although it is scented by what we eat/drink. If someone consumes a lot of alcohol, that'll be in the urine. Especially beer-urine is known to stink up cities after friday-nights. That's male urine. Lots of candy/cake/whatever sweets will make your urine smell sweeter (not necessarily a good thing, you shouldn't eat too many sweets) and in general, women's pee is not as "strong/sharp" as male urine. So, if the guy had a dog or cat. Or he has ever smelled a dog or cat. He would've known that the stain was too big for a dog/cat and the scent didn't match the animal. "That was all for now, thank you for listening to another hour of Ur-ine-controll, the hotline for all your crazy pee-info, I am Emma and I wish you a very good night!"

@bazmataz07

3 жыл бұрын

@@Widdekuu91 wow, you really know a lot about piss. I’m highly impressed. In the future if I ever need to identify a piss stain, I certainly know who to head to 👍👍

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

@@bazmataz07 Certainly! To quote the Friends' theme song: I'll be there for you, when the "rain" starts to fall. :) Have a very good weekend!

David has to write an autobiography now, and he has to call it that.

I find it strange nobody else assumed she meant it was an accident, only for her to reveal that she did it on purpose and she changed seats to do it.

2:25 Robs response is clearly out of experience

She's the funniest female comedian I've ever seen.

Me,on a coach,1997,Bedford to Nantwich,(don't ask),absolutely busting for a whazz,coach lav' kaputt,(as usual),& have to point percy into an empty litre sized orange juice carton.I emptied my bladder with literally milimetres to go before reaching full capacity.Sodding driver took a roundabout a tad sharply,I dropped said carton.Result,a steady stream of steaming piss heading to the front of the coach! Nice one,Sarah,lol.

frank Skinners actually pretty funny

@NonsensicalSpudz

7 жыл бұрын

he is a comedian

@Broccoli_Highkicks

2 жыл бұрын

@@NonsensicalSpudz So is Seann Walsh, and yet... 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lavatory's are just for me: George Micheal`s autobiography

She's hilarious!

Christ, how bad are the traffic jams in England?!

@AARRGGHHH So she wasn't sitting in it for the rest of her journey!!

"aim it out of the window" :)

As soon as Lee Mack said "You can't buy class, can you?" I remembered that Sarah's a Geordie, and my mind immediately went "It's true!"

adjust*

Frank skinner is a hero

Why not?

What season and episode is this?

@mitchweiner

7 жыл бұрын

Series Five Episode Six

hold on, hold on: that old guy with the white hair, is that bill oddie?! it sounds like him! (stupid question, likely, the answer should be obvious, but i need to know.)

Are Sarah and Jon always on together?

I think it was pretty obvious when she read the question and suddenly became a stuttering wreck.

There's an old story somewhere out there on the internet about a socially awkward guy and his misadventure in a game store, culminating in spaghetti suddenly falling out of his pockets and him fleeing in shame. Ever since, spaghetti has been a sort of symbol of impossibly awkward behaviour.

Sarah is like a conduit to the elemental plane of spaghetti. I love it.

That seat is now for sale on ebay

I can see her doing it

haha i luv Sarah!!! xx

o.O

It IS pretty common I only know two girls who peed in their car after they grew up but more guys have peed in a bottle than not

That is OK with me. I just see something you don't. OR vice versa.

HOLY SHIT THAT'S BILL ODDIE!!!!

Just be thankful this wasn't about doing a number 2!!!!!

which kind? ;)

@smailsnail , y not ? lol

HA!

TRUE!! Wtf.

LOL

Um. . .what the actual fuck?

she sounds nervous as hell lol

thanks for the spoiler.

omg i was wrong and thats horrible

I still say she lied in some of her answers to confuse the opposition. The bit about changing seats makes no sense and why'd she take it to a mechanic? A detailing shop surely to clean out the stain and smell. A funny stand-up though.

@funkyfranx

5 жыл бұрын

puirYorick It does make sense to change seats. She’s stationary in a traffic jam, the queue is at a standstill. So there’s no harm in sliding over to the other seat, otherwise she’d spend the rest of her journey sitting in her own urine

ewww

That's her whole schtick: "I'm an ordinary lass, I do embarrassing things" etc.

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

It's been 8 years, she's still a huge success because of it.

Wow....did you make that up yourself? how original.......

NAUGHTY DOG :3 reference AITOM!

I think the over all story was true (peeing and blaming it on dog) but I think the rest was a lie (changing seats and all that)

@Widdekuu91

6 жыл бұрын

+Sarah Who'd sit on the wetseat after doing that?

@tabithasinclair6821

2 жыл бұрын

if she didn't change seats she'd be sitting in her own urine for the rest of the journey it does make some sense

Golden shower

Nope. Thats too weird for me. Im going back to cat videos

Is he the baddie?

Classy bird =p

Greece did it first.

LIE

damn this is hilarious and im from canada not a big fan of brits but LOL

im saying before the conclusion that this is a lie lets see if im right

how can you clap for that being true?

Comedy isn't universal per se.

when she got home later it was such a warm and lovely languid night she took her dog out for a walk. After a while it needed to 'do its business'. When all was completed, Sarah knelt down, picked up its 'business' and promptly ate it down

@Widdekuu91

2 жыл бұрын

Is this the kindof fanfiction that I've been told about? Did I just witness one of those?

She got bated up. Lie.

Sarah millican has put on a lot of weight very quickly hasn't she

That's horrible. Don't blame other animals for what you've done. Other animals aren't toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.

@10draperful

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha , in your brain did the dog discover he had been blamed and go into some sort of a depression as a result?

@Ranger1812

5 жыл бұрын

10draperful First, other animals, like cats and dogs, do understand when they're being mocked and made fun of. Second, I didn't say he'd know. It's the principle of it.

@10draperful

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ranger1812 I'm pretty sure the dog in question was made up completely 😂 even if she was referring to her friend'a actual dog, You honestly have moral objection to that? That's how you end up going through life depressed and angry. It didn't and couldn't harm anyone or anything- which is surely what morality is?

@funkyfranx

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously, what? She was clearly embarrassed by it and dogs don’t take part in the social convention of peeing only when on a toilet, so the mechanic would have understood. Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.

@10draperful

5 жыл бұрын

I agree toothless , not having a go Ben but you really need to rethink what you get passionate about