Lyrics
Well, you think it's slick, it's got no tailpipe scent,
But honey, let me tell you, you'll have some regrets,
(Oh yes, regrets!)
No rumble, no growl, just a silent glide,
A devil's charm in an electric ride!
You say it's clean, it runs so well,
But honey, don't you know it's your ticket to hell?
(Oh no, to hell!)
You might save on gas, but for your soul, you'll pay
An electric ride's the devil's way!
Why, why, why drive an EV?
Say goodbye to the roar, to the engine's purr
With a battery life, that's all a blur
(No soul, no sound!)
It's a sin to be so quiet, where’s the vroom-vroom pride?
In a silent car, there's nowhere to hide!
Oh, oh, oh, don't drive an EV!
It's got gizmos and gadgets, all the fancy tech,
But honey, let me tell ya, it’s a devil’s deck!
(No spark, no flame!)
You miss the grease and the grime, those mechanical rhymes,
Trading soul for silence, oh those were the times!
You push that button, starts without a hiss,
No crank, no gear, it’s a digital abyss
(Oh yes, abyss!)
When the silence hits, you'll reminisce
About the days of gasoline bliss!
You might think it's hip, saving planet and all
But in that EV, you're heading for a fall
Hey you, with your carbon offsets and green appeal
But honey, let me tell you, it's no big deal
(Too green, too clean!)
You miss the spark, the kick in the feel
Those electric wheels? They can't keep it real!
You boast 'bout torque and instant speed
But where’s the shifting, where's the force?
You're missing out on horsepower, babe, of course
(No thrill, no kill!)
You purr like a kitten, but roarin's the way
In your quiet EV, life's just a sway!
Before long you'll see, batteries fade away
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