How to get saved if lost in the woods. 1. Build a bench and wait. 2. In about 15 minutes some elecsparktrician or turd wrangler will show up to pile stuff on it. 3. Follow him back out of the woods

@seanshomeshop325

3 жыл бұрын

well where do you want us to put it? you want your outhouse with disco lights in the woods doncha

@voxhominem

3 жыл бұрын

Pixie-wrangler?

@PaulSadauskas

3 жыл бұрын

Always keep a length of fiber optic cable in your pocket. That way, if you’re ever stranded on a desert island, you can bury it in the sand, and within a few days a backhoe will come along to dig it up, and you can hitch a ride home.

@981porsche3

3 жыл бұрын

@@voxhominem That’s AvE for “Electrician”

@RustyorBroken

3 жыл бұрын

My father in law was just telling me that he got a lot of free tools because the electricians would set them ontop of the electrical cabinet and forget about them. He would find the tool later on when he came through to paint the cabinet.

There's a very specific genre of workshop consumables, the ones that you only need once in a blue moon but you can't do without when you do need them, where you can't quite tell how long they've been kicking around in the shop because they haven't re-designed the packaging since the 1960s. Water finding paste is in that genre.

The best part about watching an AvE video is half the time you can't tell if he's giving you information or a sex joke

@aaronkoch3273

3 жыл бұрын

Or both at the same time. :) Info in the front, while the good stuff sneaks in from behind..

@janquantrill9585

3 жыл бұрын

Only tip

@E1nsty

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta take it as it comes, and you know it's good info if you come as you take it.

@darrelldillon5658

3 жыл бұрын

OMG theres funny sex in these vids I must tell a career politician they may have to close a border or vaccinate all those virgen ears.......

@AdamMGTF

3 жыл бұрын

He's givin ya somethin but only on the weekends

I think a Pocket Ref sized book with all the AvE tips and tricks would be a best seller

@danisyx5804

3 жыл бұрын

I'd buy one of those this guy's like the dad that everybody wish they had

@Whipster-Old

3 жыл бұрын

I'd buy that for a canuckistan kopeck.

@poyakiani7883

3 жыл бұрын

It would more likely be banned by all the seven governors of the seven governments of the globe if it'd be written by the man himself!!

@kc751R

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good kickstarter project

@loddude5706

3 жыл бұрын

@@kc751R - with any luck he'll ratchet up the idea . . . every small room should have a copy : )

Nice to see dew claws ball handling skill on full display there at the end

@cls63amgwagon34

3 жыл бұрын

What was that ball?

@MapleCakeTheLion

3 жыл бұрын

@@cls63amgwagon34 Just a snowball, context clue was "too cold in here to melt into nothin'"

@theginganinjaofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@assassinlexx obviously dewclaw's then. He only has one after the tragic accident.

"only diesel rated on a farm. don't try this at work." is that one sticker or two?

@corbycobb2449

3 жыл бұрын

Please, for a poor ranch kid.

@bando404

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll take the “don’t try this at work” one please. Working from home is confusing.

@bioweaponsystem154

3 жыл бұрын

Likely Milwaukee rated it for water only but seeing as how #2 Diesel is already an oil and practically can be a lubricant, on top of not being anywhere near as solventy as gasoline, you could get away with using it once or twice in a pinch.

I’ve never felt something so close to my heart like another Elec-chicken leaving a mess for the other trades laborers to pick up

@spore211216

3 жыл бұрын

@@YABBAHEY1 I was amazed to find out one day that my company actually owns brooms, no clue why the bothered sending em out to the site though

@mgmnfld3109

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda gives you the warm glow of a job well done doesn't it? It's no fun if you're not pissing someone orf...lol.

1:51 "That's for other trade's laborers to take care of, _not me."_ I've never heard a more true statement ✊

Used that stuff on oil tankers. The trick was to tap your steel toecap on the dip tube to simulate the dipstick bottoming out before it reached the water.

Its hikaruous how you have a friend who matches your energy perfectly

My grandfather always kept some of that around in his boat shop. Folks coming in complaining about the sputters, a quick glob of that on a loooong screwdriver would tell the tale.

@Nords555

3 жыл бұрын

@Andy Solomons released early to patreons, then to public..

@emilychb6621

3 жыл бұрын

@Andy Solomons Because like virtually all KZread creators, the video gets released a couple of days earlier to Paterson supporters, as a link to the privated video.

@UberAlphaSirus

3 жыл бұрын

@Andy Solomons why oh fucking why do people still ask this!

@DameAndThatGame

3 жыл бұрын

@Andy Solomons Missed the generation entirely more like.

@UberAlphaSirus

3 жыл бұрын

@Andy Solomons Ohhh... That will be me then. Nor I. But Your ears and eyes work. If you just watch a video on youtube once a week sure. But evey video always has the time traveler queastion. You don't have to be tech savvy. I'm a lowley plumber as my main trade. It's a bit like getting to the cafe in the morning with a early paper and some butt hole has filled in the crossword.

The faint laughter of satisfaction at 5:22 reassures me that pumpulating fluids always brings joy, no matter what

Immediately bought some water detecting goo after I saw this, I do small engine repair on the side and get customers that put water in their fuel tanks all the time, my original testing protocol was sniff and try to light it on fire. NOW I'VE GOT THE GOO!

@dimesonhiseyes9134

3 жыл бұрын

How? How is that even possible? Fuel in hydraulic fluid I can see but filling up with water?

@joepollock9151

3 жыл бұрын

At what percentage is it water with fuel in it or fuel with water in jt ? 50 percent?

@danhammond8406

3 жыл бұрын

Color cut is cheap and easy to use

@buddersthepuunk

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimesonhiseyes9134 more likely kids put it in there or cap left of and rain . Also better test ... small amount my not be detected

@tacomas9602

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimesonhiseyes9134 people use shitty ass fuel cans and leave them outside in the rain along with leaving the equipment outside

The Milwaukee pump impeller is actually nitrile according to the specs. Hell I pump gas with it.

@matthewnowell4657

3 жыл бұрын

It's a bog standard jabsco impeller too, I've pumped all sorts of noxious chemicals with mine !

@DFPercush

3 жыл бұрын

I guess as long as you're not using it as a rocket turbopump for nitric acid you'll be fine.

@thepjup4507

3 жыл бұрын

you're actually nitrile.

That goo would be handy in the bedroom, let ya know when the wife is ready.

@evictioncarpentry2628

3 жыл бұрын

Moisture detector. Set to hardwood.

@AsphaltAntelope

3 жыл бұрын

Not in Ben Shapiro's bedroom :(

@kwheeler61692

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@sotetsotetsotetsotetsotet2379

3 жыл бұрын

if you struggle that much I feel sorry for your wife

@JimT.Pirate

3 жыл бұрын

Baking soda does the same thing. She'll bubble a bit to show when she's up to running temp.

The neighbors called, they want their fuel back.

@NETBotic

3 жыл бұрын

@sam onella ROFL!

“Keep on talkin’ there, Talks-a-lot” is now my new favorite comeback

Good practice! We use shell aviation water detector tabs for suspended water detection in diesel and jet A1. Standard practice post sample is to always introduce water to check detection cap / paste is working.

Of all the things, "proboscis" was the word that made me burst into laughter.

@qwertykevin1

3 жыл бұрын

It went over my head ahah

@FuzzyPlushroom

3 жыл бұрын

"Praboses!"

i ran gas stations in australia for 10 years, we had tubes of waterfinding paste to check the tanks every day, premixed

@buddersthepuunk

3 жыл бұрын

Pre mixed and at the ready but never used i would guess

@meatsmell8639

3 жыл бұрын

@@buddersthepuunk Only pulled out when ya need to make yourself look busy without actually havin to do any hard work xD I wonder what would happen if a chunk of this paste somehow ended up in an engine due to being sucked through the fuel 🤔

@meatsmell8639

3 жыл бұрын

@Right Round Bold of you to assume there's a filter, around here once the factory originals give up the ghost that's just extra parts for the fuckit bucket and more beer from the gettin place after justifying to the missus that the money went to gettin a new filter

Do you have a back-up pump, or are you so called "one pump chumb"?

I work on a towing vessel in the gulf coast that pushes chemical barges. I use water finding paste on a stick every time we take on fuel to make sure it's free of water.

You can do it! Stay strong and keep up the good fight man. It's always good to have you back

I swear. You have the funniest and most interesting content on the whole internet. Please never stop.

I use the same stuff at work. Gas and water finding paste. Gas to verify tank levels, water to see how much we need to pull off of our diesel/kero/hexane/naphtha etc tanks.

Love your vids funny as hell and informative to those who have no clue . My uncle usta own gas station and showed me A tube of yellow goos That showed how much water was in the tank wjth the long wood pretty cool blast from the past thanks. You brought back some good memories. Thanks for that.

Now that's a very low tech shop thermometer!

It occurred to me that Dewclaw is probably AvE's brother in law. Anyone else get that vibe?

In a much younger lifeline, when gas-jockies were a thing, we had a waxy crayon goo type applique to put on the 14-16 foot dipstick. For precisely the same purpose.

Few years ago used to get free fuel from scrapped cars. We'd receive a 25 litre plastic container of fuel on a Friday. What we did was place a funnel in the fuel tank about 45o angle. With a ladies stocking pulled tight over the funnel. Then you poured the fuel slowly into the car and any water ( there was usually a little bit) bounced of the stocking...

Reminds me of the smell of dippin' the underground jet fuel tanks in the freezing cold back in the day. Just missing the clear & bright jar!

@juliogonzo2718

3 жыл бұрын

I guess they do clear and bright in a white pale in the states for some reason according to imperial when I was doing training on av fuel handling.

A treat especial. I've been looking for a good laugh from AvE. You didnt disappoint. Thank you.

Just when I thought I knew everything again AvE shows me once more, I don’t know sh*t.

I’d just like to say thank you for all your tips and tricks, you’ve saved me a lot of potential embarrassment and made me look like I actually know something.

I love your humor thank you for making videos!!!

There's a couple of us at a certain Maritime Academy here is Seattle who've learned a lot from your videos. Thanks for continuing to put these out.

Having you an the claw together is always some of your best videos.

In the towboating industry we use a product called color kut for finding water in the diesel tanks. We call an increase in water level "making fuel".

The good thing about being colourblind is that I know things go wrong when it's smoke gorles where it shouldn't.

Thanks for teaching the new guys! Definitely a buy

We use this stuff around the metal shop to find water leaks on larger tanks. You paint the inside of your weld with this and spray the outside with a spray bottle. No color change means you're g2g.

Ahhh... that goop takes me back to when I was a pump-boy at a gas station. Had to check the tanks once a day for how much water was at the bottom of the tanks

@mytech6779

3 жыл бұрын

With the 10% gasahol these days, all that precious condensation is miscible and gets sold.

@loddude5706

3 жыл бұрын

And they used to whine about sending kids up chimneys . . . good pair of lungs there son, glad you made it.

Why everyone saying "glad to have you back" had you gone somewhere? Threaten youtube with abandonment? They catch you with a taillight out & find an old warrant? Near death experience? Where'd you go & when? Why was I not informed? Please, sir, a lot of us out here kind of NEED you, especially now. Thank you for all you've done, given lots of practical, applicable, useful advise, tips, methods, theory in exceptionally memorable, hilariously funny delivery. Over & above your considerable engineering expertise, you're a humanitarian, you bring us joy & give us something to look forward to. Thank you!

Pro tips like this are just one of the things to watch this channel for.

used that at the gas station I worked at in my misbegotten youth to prove to customers we didn't have water in our tanks unless we did that one time after a flood,

I see the 3 days of summer are done with! You'll be making diesel candles before long!

It amazes me how many people even up here haven't seen the inflatable shop trick. Makes me sad that my parachute ended up on the long term borrow program.

@mumblbeebee6546

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve not seen it, please make a video about it :)

@meatsmell8639

3 жыл бұрын

Inflatable shop? O.o

@thenovice129

3 жыл бұрын

Old parachute over a piece of equipment, Herman Nelson under one side with the intake outside the parachute, parachute half inflates like a hot air balloon. It can be 30 below outside and everything inside is toasty warm. Just be mindful of carbon monoxide.

@mumblbeebee6546

3 жыл бұрын

@@thenovice129 Right, got it - warms up the equipment, but may suffocate you :)

AvE the oil can, 2 pumps and a squirt. Least it fills a pram.

We use Gasoila AP02 at my work, it’s formulated for use in ethanol fuels, mainly so it doesn’t run off when taking measurements, it works just as well in diesel applications. The good thing about APO2 is you don’t need to stir it, it’s a paste in the tube. We keep measure of water levels in USTs.

when you dip your day tank and find a meter of purple after, going to be a bad day on ship. greetings from nova scotia!

We use this stuff in the RAF here in the UK. We use it to find the water line in the bottom of 2.5 million litre Bulk Fuel Installations. We also use fuel finder paste to take a 'dip' reading in millimetres to then convert it into litres from calibrated charts to make sure the cold war era tanks haven't leaked overnight... You know what's always puzzled me?... you know we're like 70% water or whatever the fuck... If a human was to fall in the fuel Installation tank... Would we be able to float? Or would we meet a horrific demise by sinking straight to the bottom and drowning in AVTUR (Jet A1) fuel?...

I did the fuel tanks and ordering at Walt Disney World for the bus operations about 20 years ago. Used the water finding paste every morning to check the 7 underground tanks for water. I think anything over 2" on the stick called for a pump to come in and remove the water. That water paste stuff worked good.

Used to use that stuff when I worked in a gas station as a kid. We’d stick the tanks three times a day and put this goo on the stick to check for water. Oh and I used to use that same Molykote grease on your bench on airplanes when I used to fix ‘em for the airlines back in the day.

International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers IBEW also means I Block Every Way. That applies unequivocally to every major job I've ever been on. At every turn is a sparky or a fucking ladder in any and all passageways. It's amazing to watch

you two have illegal amounts of fun together

Most older gas stations keep this stuff when they check the levels of the tanks daily. Make friends with the crusty snaggle toothed manager and you can score a mostly empty tube.

@kadmow

3 жыл бұрын

Every Gas station Checks for water in their fuel - Every day (Even the Dodgy Gas Stations most likely Do check) - this is just one such system...

@rrtsduf

3 жыл бұрын

Just buy it

This video sets a record for double entendres per minute. Genius.

LOL @ Dewclaw "That it? I thought fire or something..."

Sticking long, hard and greasy rods in deep, dark and wet holes. Has always been my DREAM JOB.

Used this type of goo when working with Jet A and getting fuel deliveries. Multiple ways to do it with syringes and tablets, UV lights and pads, and the goo. Goo was cheapest and fastest.

"it's only diesel rated on a farm" ahahahah yer killin me here!

Classic garden hose as a diesel pump hose I love it!

As I sit here in Florida, there is nothing I like better than watching a couple of Canucka (Chooch and Chong) playing in the snow! Keep them frozen tundra videos coming!

I am not sure what i just watched but i love it

Man I wish I knew about this sooner. Im always doubting myself with how much water my methanol has sucked in while sitting

@askjacob

3 жыл бұрын

methanol grabs that water though - you don't get a nice fancy separated layer to test.

@brandonheckathorn3270

3 жыл бұрын

@@askjacob yeah. But itll tell me if there is water in it at least haha

Everyone needs a Dewclaw!

We used that at the gas bar I worked at, to check the tanks for water, with about a 16 foot stick.

Used to use that goop on the end of a 5 meter stick to do tank dips at the gas station. 1cm or less of water = good to pump!

"Master Waterline finder". I also know about "enbiggining" holes too. This is how you learn an new language.

I keep a tube of color cut in my truck. It's a water finding paste that's pre mixed. Goes from yellow to red if theres water

@LiyangHU

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like chlorophenol red indicator. It's just fancy red cabbage juice.

We used to use that in the navy for finding water in AVCAT/diesel, but it was in tablet form and just sucked a sample out of the tank haha

Where I work, we have a 400kw CAT generator, that sits on top of a tank just like that. It is inside on a level floor and a heated room. After 15 years of backup operation and peak shave duty, one of the welds broke on the inner tank and filled the dry space between inner and outer tanks with diesel. We had to get a 1000 gal tank built and slide it into the corner. Those tanks aren't available anymore and it would have cost too much to swap the generator over to a new tank.

The Lobster is the best pocket wrench I haven’t lost yet

Oh! Good to see that pump put to use!

Make more longer videos please, times are tough!

I used that stuff back in the 70’s when we had to dip the tanks at the gas station to check the level in the underground tanks.

@theginganinjaofficial

3 жыл бұрын

I always saw comet on the end of the stick to check the levels

Stay tuned next week for an autopsy video on the Milwaukee pump

In Canada, snow won't melt indoors. I dig that pump.

Aww I was a wanting to see the jet engine fire up and inflate the parachute barn.

That stuff is great for checking to see if you're on a boat.

That dewclaw sure can juggle some balls

Sargel is by far the best water finding paste out there. Helps you find phase separation in ethanol products as well.

I'm just still waiting for you to invent a tool to take the Burr off. Because the bar is so cold LOL I've been in Montana 3040 below 3 foot of ice in the driveway sledding to the school bus cuz we couldn't walk LOL but of course that was back in the eighties when the weather was better haha

When I worked at a gas station or came in a toothpaste tube and we applied it to the stick we used to manually confirm fuel levels and check for contamination

@snoopdogie187

3 жыл бұрын

was it called Gasoila AP02? I used to use that stuff all of the time. It turned a nice bright yellow green on contact of water .

This is the earliest I've ever been to an ave video

Just learned what a torque multipler wrench is. If you don't know, look it up and be amazed at how easily it breaks the most rusted nuts. Would love to see them put to the test and for more people to learn about what they are and how they work.

You don't need a battery-operated labomba to empty that fuel tank. 1: place bucket lower than tank that needs evacuated 2: place one end of hose in tank, one end near bucket 3: have dew-claw apply negative pressure to bucket-end of hose 4: watch science-magic empty contents of tank into bucket, also maybe onto dew-claw if lucky

Man, Ave wish we were buds and could do cool garage stuffs. I'd love to do some snow biking too!

Those herman nelson's are arctic swiss army knives. From heating a construction site to keeping a truck from seizing. So I guess they're really just good heaters

Those heaters are life savers lol

Thank you good Sir.

That is a pretty cool trick. Cool goo!

My ryobi pump I've pumped over 1000 liters with and the impeller is still going strong 2 years later 💪

Don't even know what happened yet great video as always.

Farmers wine, a great vintage 👌

Kolor Kut is similar product and what I always use in the oilfield.

Been missing you man we need more and just the tip and only for a minute

yea never want to bottom them out cause fun time stops

Used to use this stuff for checking petrol tanks at the gas station. We smeared it on the dipstick.

Herman Nelson! Haven't seen one since I was in the forces. Originally designed to pre-heat jet engines. Will say the one we had were sone exciting if you messed up the ignition procedure.