This isn't mental gymnastics. This is the whole mental Olympics.

@AlvinY4kitori

Ай бұрын

this guy set records and got like 6 gold medals

The chrischan of the ff14 world

@Kitty-we6il

Ай бұрын

oh no not that name

@johnwaters1768

Ай бұрын

for the sake of desolance's mother one can only hope that doesnt become literal, she will share the same fate as Barb

@jedahaw

Ай бұрын

Who is chrischan?

@meka6626

Ай бұрын

​@@jedahaw Chris Chan is famous for the sonichu and the boyfriend free girl love search but that was the old KZread days.

@SweetyMiki

Ай бұрын

Tbf, Descolance hasn't borked their mom. At least not yet.

"I'll go for some pity to get them interested, and then i'll hook them with my massive list of red flags."

@haunter64

Ай бұрын

Daring today arent we

"I sound white, so even though I'm black I wouldn't be able to intimidate those who are giving you a hard time over teamspeak." Nobody in the entire fuckin' world has the skills to unpack this lmao

@drchocolatetv

Ай бұрын

I know a guy

@Hazzy994

Ай бұрын

Even 7zip can’t do it

@user-nk5gb4ok5f

Ай бұрын

My first time hearing those words used in that order in my entire life 😂😂😂

My man scooted back he was so fucking shocked by the utter stupidity he had read lmfao

A WHAT APOLOGIST?!?! ah hell nah, brother is beyond help

EXCELLENT DRAMA MY LIEGE

Most normal male elezen player

@Palhum

Ай бұрын

Bro..... But i....

@miorioff

Ай бұрын

@@Palhum KEKYou selfreport KEKYou

@Alix_Farin

Ай бұрын

Despairge

@AlvinY4kitori

Ай бұрын

It's the neck bro. It makes blood circulation to the rooftop, really hard

@user-bv1vt2gc4f

Ай бұрын

But... what if you just find male elves hot?

"Last Edited 2015" makes it even better, like it was possible

It’s like chris chan looking for a boyfriend-free girl.

"im 19 and havent been kissed in over 10 years" UNCLE DESOLANCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That guy seriously needs professional help, lol! 😂

@apathyreaper5323

Ай бұрын

HES STILL FUCKING TYPING IN HIS COMMUNITY channel LMAO

As someone who plays an elezen. We don't claim him.

@user-nk5gb4ok5f

Ай бұрын

Damn yall rare enough and still wont claim him 😂😂😂

@Meka-qq1tj

Ай бұрын

​@@user-nk5gb4ok5fDuskwight players are even more rare and they probably shaking their heads in disbelief.

Reading the comments made even back then is wild. He freaked everyone out ten years ago.

Xeems being surprised is so rare.

ok this definitely seems like some high tier trolling im ngl

WE READ THIS SHIT LAST NIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

So I decided to look it up just to see the rest of this thread... (for science) Apparently they've even managed to find someone... Someone who's 30+..... Hoo boy

@210_bk2

Ай бұрын

Mother of god lmfao

It reads like parody, but no, that appears to be a legitimate thread on the forums. Just absurd, insane stuff.

@miorioff

Ай бұрын

I'd brush it off 10 years ago, since he was 19 and internet was a different place. But it would be my mistake knowing current events

@brandscape356

Ай бұрын

@@miorioff I mean, to be fair, at 19, I'm sure plenty of people might have been silly enough to make a forum post looking for an in-game girlfriend, but even by those standards, it comes off as especially weird.

HE DELETED THE POST LMFAO.

This is too good.

Oh god this guys on Levi? Maybe I should move to aether after all…

@user-nk5gb4ok5f

Ай бұрын

Oh fuck

Finally, another Lovequest has been found

As a black man, we don't claim any of that

@LeonBlade

Ай бұрын

I don't think anyone wants to claim this guy.

You know what? I'm not even going to pretend to be surprised.

if even this guy managed to win a girls heart in the past maybe we have glimmer of hope boys

Also, Leo, you're the fking man for posting the link to the thread and this "thing's" youtube lol. Peak comedy.

23k btw KEKYou

You know whats sad? Its my understanding that SE moniters the forums to make sure nothing inappropriate is posted. Meaning some poor SE employee had to read that.

I wasn't ready for a special after the season finale

When you think it can't get any worse but then... XDD

Please tell me he read whole post on stream. It's insane how hilarious it is!

@commandopengi

Ай бұрын

There's a full video out on Xeems's main channel.

It's honestly both horrifying and amazing to see what people are willing to admit about themselves on the internet. Even if some of this is fake, some of it isn't.

“Being too attractive” Cap.

* Dies from cringe *

The cons I think someone need a PhD in everything to understand properly.

I was hoping to forget people like that exist, then this happens.

This entire saga just tells me were in some sort of simulation... How is this real.

"Full react will be on the main channel soon." Oh my god YES

Leo

I didnt know he played on the same server as I do lol

If you thought the Cons were bad just read the """"Pros""""" holy moly. Quote: "1. I'm very emotional. I cry very easily. 2. I have no job, meaning I would be ready and extremely willing to devote all my time to you. 3. I'm very cuddly. By cuddly, I mean I can put my mic closer to my mouth so it feels like im next to you. 4. My mom is a fantastic cook. She recently started making pizza. Mind blowing. 5. I'm very average in every way possible, so if you have self-esteem issues, I would be the perfect person for you."

wo w we are farming desolance like its Dungen stones

Knowing that if this is possibly desolance on this thread and at one point he was on the same server as me I'm glad I managed to avoid him the entire time I played this game since 2013.

christ on a bike what the fuck

This guy is worth to study

That “teaching sex Ed to a Virgin” thumbnail is a standup bit that does exactly what you think it does

Have to give him props; at least he's being honest with how desperate he was (still is?)

Okay so I read through this thread (god help me) and I want to sincerely believe that this isn't true, but it seems there was a "Freya Rei" (might be an alt account situation? I sincerely, deeply, genuinely hope to god that this is the case)... that expressed interested and posted an "update" that they were getting married in game like in 2015 or whatever. Judging by how this specimen creates alt accounts, and basically is a no lifer, I would probably conclude that this was the case? I have to hope.

Well he was well he was honest here. Not this creature deserves any defense but he just said as it is

Imagine threatening a lawyer. Who is stupid enough to threaten someone's lawyer? They literally work for the law. Desolance is a psychopath and I feel bad for his mother who has to put up with his bullshit.

I almost kinda feel bad for this guy. He's so fucked up and fuckin sad holy shit.

He wants a boyfriend free girl

This was painful to watch, holy shit, this is beyond the standard cringe

EXCELLENT CLIP MY LIEGE

Probably satire, hilarious as well

I cantttttt

im only into male elezen really in game, take a wild guess why i dont ship or rp in game

What am I even being made to hear, let alone read? What is WRONG with this guy? You know, besides everything we already know about him...

There's a lot more but wow it gets good. He sounds white just like Dunkey sounds black.

omg he's so gross.

🤣😂🤣😂😅😆

Can someone tell me a tl;dr I'm allergic to this level of cringe

On behalf of the black community, we hereby disown this guy. Bro needs some help

Cmon guys give him a break... This was 2014... Im SURE he changed by now.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Angerina_

Ай бұрын

He did, for the worse.

@davidepannone6021

Ай бұрын

@@Angerina_ I know, it was sarcasm lol