some of the frick bombs had to be removed so that video is still eligible to be watched during sunday school so make sure to get your pastor to play this next sunday for the whole class okay pinky promise

@1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer

Жыл бұрын

2/10 not a hiking video

@mr.platnium6154

Жыл бұрын

KZread really got Sam by the balls and not in the bdsm way he likes what troubled times were in

@matthewc4503

Жыл бұрын

it made my day to click on this video and watch an advertisement (successful monetization)

@isndjdnshrjdiskssidneb6128

Жыл бұрын

It really sucks that yt is doing so much censorship in a country with fucking free speech , but I still love watching your vids Sam

@burnedvioletss

Жыл бұрын

my pastor liked this video so much he took my to the closet and groped me (the catholic way of showing appreciation)

I like the idea that a seasoned bodyguard of some sorts got into a helicopter crash and it only took like 4 days for him to start burning babies and wearing peoples skin

@lsswappedcessna

Жыл бұрын

private militaries in a nutshell

@eggcelentrat4005

Жыл бұрын

Must've been ex ranger

@khalilb9864

Жыл бұрын

Average pmc

@selectionn

Жыл бұрын

sounds the average elite's sunday

@cooldud7071

Жыл бұрын

They get paid to do that normally, the fact that it took 4 days proves we are one of the worst PMCs in this expedition

Finally, a camping trip where Bryan won't die after 2 minutes of breathing in the vicinity of a tree

@DeadSpacedOut

Жыл бұрын

Okay, that's one of the best comments i've ever seen lol

@VapidFart

Жыл бұрын

The moron bought like 2 dollar gear then got mad it broke in a second, thats on him lmao

@DeadSpacedOut

Жыл бұрын

@@VapidFart true

@zaikolebolsh5724

Жыл бұрын

Ikr but there is still aqua, im sure he only played because they told him he could murder women

@TheEvilPorkchop03

Жыл бұрын

ah ha ha

“I don’t wanna be a product of the environment, I want the environment to be a product of me.” That’s some badass villain lines.

@PartyGoy

Жыл бұрын

Or just any successful dude that wants to impose his will on the world

@analraider69

Жыл бұрын

It's a jack Nicholson quote

@colinwhalen2632

Жыл бұрын

Those are villain lines from the departed

@GreedlingRush

Жыл бұрын

Aspirational philosophies that come out of Sam.

@justinandrew7310

Жыл бұрын

​@@colinwhalen2632 iirc Scorsese or someone involved with the character said Frank Costello metaphorically is meant to be the embodiment of Satan, man was the penultimate villain, second to Sam.

The irony of Sam's friends being Aqua and Lettuce. Two things he won't touch in real life.

@gottes1stsenpai30

Жыл бұрын

should be the top comment

@dinkledord7026

Жыл бұрын

thanks I lold

@jackmeyers7805

6 ай бұрын

Underrated

@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961

6 ай бұрын

😡

aqua went from “i like being nice” to wanting to kill homeless people after they cut up his heart, i don’t think this is a coincidence

@Fakheet

Жыл бұрын

lmao I thought the same, "wow this guy went from nice pushover to full psycho after his heart got removed"

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

Жыл бұрын

Maybe the heart surgery reminded him of the fragility of his own mortality, and he wants to expose such fragility to the dregs of society.

@kieronwithano

Жыл бұрын

Aqua has always had that fire in him, Sam warned us years ago

@FoxLunar

Жыл бұрын

It's a false flag operation

@dingas5632

Жыл бұрын

This is what being friends with Sam for a long time does to you

This is the closest well get to seeing aqua on a camping trip

@dilfonicz

Жыл бұрын

@Oprator choke

@darkjanggo

Жыл бұрын

@Oprator i think not

I can’t articulate this properly but I’ll try my best. You are a new kind of KZreadr to me. Maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but you’re the first I’ve seen to actually grab a mic, a chair, and host the video. It’s such a fresh experience and your jokes land so very much enjoyable to me because of the cutaways. I really like what you do. Thank you.

@GeneralSam

Жыл бұрын

thank you friend for the kind words

@tylerwatson7525

Жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam For as much of an asshole as you are you are amazing to your fans. You responded to one of my comments a couple years back and honestly made my week I hope you know how much it means to us. Keep up the good work!

@ScottyDnB

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, i had heard the name 'general Sam' mentioned in a few other vids and just assumed if was a typical overhyping screamy youtuber but had a vid suggested to me in the algorithm and was so impressed. Its great to have a massive back catalogue of content to go through. Hes now in my top 5 people im subscribed to.

@SirGarthur

Жыл бұрын

@@ScottyDnB jelly, I've been subbed for 9 years so I've seen it all

@Captiiva

Жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam Yeah Sam, such a role model that you could not even be bothered to use proper punctuation in your thank you response... smh. Where is the capital letter and the period!!?. Such disrespect. You can do better CK.

This is how Sam vents his anger and doesn’t beat his children

@asketillus8679

Жыл бұрын

It’s ok. I’ll beat them for him.

@PartyGoy

Жыл бұрын

You can always do both

@RussianBot69420

Жыл бұрын

So brave

@Pompadour_Pug

Жыл бұрын

Beating other people's children is the only moral way as an upstanding father figure

Wow. He's such an inspiring role model. Even after all the difficult things he had to endure, he's still able to admit mistakes and fully acknowledges that that fifth baby may have been one too many.

@TheONLYFeli0

Жыл бұрын

yeah yknow after the fourth baby i murdered and put into the bonfire id say i was still pretty sane but once i murdered the fifth one i think it was just a bit too much

@DatsWhatHeSaid

Жыл бұрын

@@TheONLYFeli0 .. #ThatsTheJoke ..

@heathermilksworth1761

Жыл бұрын

When I got to my 5th baby, i only had the desire for more. Now there are no babies.

@TheONLYFeli0

Жыл бұрын

@@DatsWhatHeSaid I KNOW THATS THE JOKE I WAS TELLING ONE OF MY OWN YOU NIMWIT.

Was very surprised to see Sam get a cameo in the game stumbled into him in a cave

@demoney5897

Жыл бұрын

@Oprator ?

@dabnotic

Жыл бұрын

When I saw the fat monster blocking the whole in the wall I was blown away that there was a general sam Easter egg in the game.

@dr.jackkenway3802

Жыл бұрын

@@demoney5897 bots randomly recommending videos of garbage youtubers paying them to do this

@ratwhocankickflip

Жыл бұрын

@Oprator maybe if you spam this 40 more times it'll be funny. keep going!

@DatsWhatHeSaid

Жыл бұрын

@@ratwhocankickflip Yeah, you tell the bot! He'll totally read your reply! AI and stuff!!1.. 🤦‍♂

“That’s where peace is, when there’s no one left to murder.” - General Sam 2023

i'm deadass when i say this but seeing the shots like this and thinking about how much the production value has gone up on sam's videos it would be nice to see what he could do for a movie if he became a director

@GeneralSam

Жыл бұрын

i would embezzle the production money and run away with it

@Channel9iNE

Жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam King of the jews 🔥✍

@dakotak8169

Жыл бұрын

He could make some real arthouse adult films for sure

@uglymechanics6599

Жыл бұрын

​@@GeneralSam I think the world is lucky you went into youtube and not federal politics

@kubglo7502

Жыл бұрын

@@Channel9iNE lol stay jealous and mad your entire life. Those “jews” dont give af ab you, meanwhile they live rent free in your brain

The baby putt at the end was really the perfect cherry on top of this video 😂

I'm really happy someone finally talked about Mr Fart's Sniff World.

@uncledoctor6920

Жыл бұрын

He's been getting away with it for too long, someone had to speak up

@oscarlove4394

Жыл бұрын

@@uncledoctor6920 its amazing right, we can all learn something from him.

Sam: “Sorry, had to cut out some of the cursing for monetization’s sake.” *proceeds to hunt down an unarmed man with a crossbow and mount his head on a pike*

@bbbbbbb51

Жыл бұрын

Isn't KZread great?

@ajkos

Жыл бұрын

society in a nutshell

I like to imagine that the little interview segments are just an uncle oversharing his war experiences to his newphew at his birthday party

I love when Sam can live out his psychopathic tendencies.

i love how sam's acting is actually decent lmao

@inflateable7387

Жыл бұрын

I got chills

@matts3425

Жыл бұрын

that's how you know they paid him well to fuel the hype train for this dogshit game. the game may be trash for content, but sam isn't.

@luiso1149

Жыл бұрын

@@matts3425 oof, is the game actually as bad as people say? I haven't played it

@vysukie9050

Жыл бұрын

@@luiso1149 game is actually really fun, it IS IN EARLY ACCESS, so the story part of the game is severely underdeveloped, they opened it for testing, and the game is really fun, especially with friends. The survival part is missing some things but I expect that to get patched soon, but it is rather well made.

@mikemandalorian9226

Жыл бұрын

​@@matts3425 bruh its early access, what did you expect? If within a year they wont make any major updates then its a good reason to be mad, not now...

I have to say, this is top tier production. The narration, the rotten-amazing humor, everything so well put together. Amazing job.

The funny thing is that Sons of the Forest is actually based off of Sam's last camping trip. The gameplay is just a reenactment of what he did in real life.

Last time I saw Aqua he was doing some sort of big mac and chicken nugget food reviews so it makes sense his heart gave out tbh

@kieranmilner4208

8 ай бұрын

It’s because Sam poisoned it for his dread hunger video

Deployed in Poland right now sitting in a tent freezing my ass off binge watching old general Sam videos. This is just what I needed 🐐

@burnedvioletss

Жыл бұрын

is the rumor true? did yachty really take the wok to poland?

@chargertalk9023

Жыл бұрын

@@burnedvioletss no I don’t think I’ve seen anything except Caucasian people here

@notaboutit3565

Жыл бұрын

@@chargertalk9023 hey man, at least that deployment is paying for your Charger that you can’t drive while in Poland lmao

@Albus_Rex

Жыл бұрын

Can you send an attractive Ukrainian refugee woman my way?

@BigThickMarty

Жыл бұрын

Hope you get domed for some evil jew to gain more money

Someone needs to edit the clips of sam sitting in the chair into a 90s serial killer interview.

I like how this game looks like it progresses from you being trapped on the island with cannibals to cannibals being trapped on the island with you.

Now that the doctors have fixed Aqua's heart, there will be nothing holding him back from world domination

@thesaviorofsouls5210

Жыл бұрын

Just lure him into a trap by putting a large amount of homeless people together

@uncledoctor6920

Жыл бұрын

From being consumed by Sam you mean

@selectionn

Жыл бұрын

nothing holding him back from inflicting maximum damage against the homeless community, you mean. Nobody wants to talk about the fact that aqua burned down an entire homeless camp under a bridge in LA.

“I love aqua and lettuce…. I do…. But I gotta eat” 😂😂

This one makes my top 10 sam vids for sure. I never thought dead baby jokes would resurface in my life, but here we are.

"All that game has, and less" Truer words were never spoken

"Don't let the facts skew your judgement" my pastor loved this quote Sam, thank you. God bless 🙏

From how they treated Kelvin, I can tell what Sam did with the other special ed kids in school

4 babies in the fire is fine, but 5 is where Sam feels he crossed the line 😂

@rhett5058

Жыл бұрын

Because the tax benefits stop increasing at the 5th kid.

It’s always a good day when Sam post something he could put out garbage and I still watch and laugh

I'm glad Aqua is finally being a man and admitting he loves inflicting pain on the homeless

After experiencing open heart surgery myself, I can confirm Aqua was one chuckle away from certain death.

i love sam playing the hardened survivor it suits him naturally

I really like this "survivors interview" type of thing you did here. That was fun

Omfg playing baby golf at 18:59 killed me. You just surpassed the baby bonfire side of the scale

I love how Aqua has adopted a new personality when he plays with you

Sam has such a philosophical and articulate way of describing this world he lives in

A true masterpiece, the documentary interview aspect was *chefs kiss*

The new inserts in this go so hard. Acting is actually really good. The soda can to the forehead with “they’re the bad guys… gotta keep telling yourself that” A1

My father installed this game thinking he was going to have a good Christian time. When i returned to him he was having a violent seizure, brought on by the unholy naughtiness of this horrid game. We put him in the God closet to cool off. When he comes out, we will take care of him. Thank you for spreading the word about the depravity of this video game, Sam. Doing the lord's work.

this video has an old and nostalgic feel to it. the old jippy music and aqua appearance brings me back

@kieranmilner4208

8 ай бұрын

I know it was so sad hearing about aquas tragic accident I didn’t even know a human body could be that mangled

i love how aqua has just accepted his anti homless bloodlust

I love the subtle social commentary in the insanity/reflection of the events unfolding in the video.

"They're the bad guys.. you gotta keep telling that to yourself" was too real hahahaha

Did not expect the Air Combat ending outro, but was very pleasantly surprised.

@Animefanboy4life

Жыл бұрын

Damn hearing it gave me that Ratatouille Feel when he went back to his childhood. I was like that sounds so familiar then I remembered

Genuinely really happy seeing Aqua in a video again

I'm glad Sam got to share his trip to North Sentinel Island, especially his "run in" with the locals.

This is the first video I’ve seen of yours and.. the way it’s made with the post traumatic interview is absolutely amazing lol

I've missed hearing Aqua in General Sam's videos. It's a comfy vibe

This might be the most sane I've seen Sam acting around babies

"That's where peace is. When there's no one left to murder." Is a cold ass line

Holy s**t that Kelvin stepping stool absolutely got me in tears 🤣🤣 amazing video as always! 👏

lmao the last frame of Sam playing golf with a dead baby holy shit that's brutal

Absolute fucking banger, let the baby bonfire burn ever brighter for this one. 🔥 🔥🔥

I was hysterically laughing at my desk at work. This was chefs kiss.

Sam using the body to jump over the wall made me laugh so hard, best use for that guy lmao

the psychopath act is a bit too good.

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

Жыл бұрын

... ...Act?

After this video I heard Aqua was talking about Eugenics and ethnic cleansing again, its a shame to learn hes relapsed again

This is one of your best videos in a long time, great stuff

genuinely surprised with how much I enjoyed the segments with Sam sitting in the darkness essentially be interviewed but by his sub-conscious or something.

Thank you Sam, this will be remembered as the heart of darkness for zoomers

Glad Aqua is finally coming to terms with his deep love for killing the homeless. ❤

amazing production quality on this one, love the vid!

i like how sam takes a dark game and somehow makes it 10x darker

Every time I rewatch this clip I always make a ”hold-up” when Sam goes: ”I love Aqua and Lettuce…I do….but I also gotta eat!”

The genuine shell-shocked detachment and suppressed horror in Sam's voice really sells this.

Love your content, happy that I found your channel this year

Dude these videos always make my days thank you for continuing the great content man

Lol, loved it. Now we need a return to the adventures of Chairdolf Sitler with 5 min musical slow mo action intros

this one made my woman say "oh my god", in shock, while i simultaneously wheezed in laughter. Great video, 10\10.

I love how Sams videos just casually started to look like his therapy sessions, cute.

Glad to see Sam and Aqua squashed the beef and are back to being friends again

Finally a game where I can practice Liver King's 9 Ancestral Tenets!

"you reach out and touch me with a finger, you will withdraw a stump" LMFAO

Sams speech about True Peace is literally just Attack on Titan

Damn this is a throwback, last time I remember anything forest related was with you & Bambi like 7 years ago, dope they made a sequel.

3:30 am can’t sleep Sam uploads sleep just ain’t happening

That's my top self defense technique when a group appears. Glitching a shitload of logs out and throw them around lol

Very funny, I love the sections where you’re just talking

Sam, I love how the thumbnail sincs up with the youtube autoplay, great stuff, love ya

I seen sam chasing cannibals with a chainsaw, I'm crying lmao

"that's where peace is, when there's no one left to murder." lmfao

I love the darkness 2 cinematic esc transitions. Some truly epic gamer cinematography.

I don't know why I stopped watching Sam as much as I used to but damn this video has me coming back. Funny as hell lol

Finally some content of Sons of the forest that isn't just a lets play

this is really really good. your best for a while

Sam watches one episode of the Shawn Ryan show and develops an entire PTSD, cannibal, baby bonfire backstory about his time on the island. Masterfully done, Sir

"I don't wanna be a product of my environment, man. I want my environment to be a product of me." Actually gave me fucking chills.

That video was all over the place - video/sound/editing quality. You can tell how sick Sam was editing it. Feel better soon man.

This video was squeaky clean, I think I'm going to play this video for my whole sunday school class

You know the video is going to be good when Sam is sick again

the putter with the baby at the end had me

Finally I was waiting for you to play this game

Hahaa that air combat briefing at the end of the video

This will probably be my new favorite from Sam, Great work

Love the whole "Troubled-Retired-Detective-Suffering-From-Past-Mistakes" bit.

the last baby golf scene was like a cherry on top