It's moments like this that tell me that Josh used to be a teacher

@calibula95

2 жыл бұрын

Josh Strife Teaches.

@Gahet

2 жыл бұрын

IIRC he used to teach martial arts and is a black belt. I can't remember which discipline.

@toukoenriaze9870

2 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of my 8th grade history teacher

@ballsballs6255

Жыл бұрын

@@Gahet jesus christ thats badass

@shinkamui

Жыл бұрын

@@Gahet he also seemed to have taught drama at some point. Josh is a man of many disciplines

Josh: Here is my idea for world peace Also Josh: I do things to irritate people slightly...

"But you are just an amateur baiter. I'm the master." Please never change Josh. And thank you for these clips

@Robert-G

2 жыл бұрын

that’s the clip kzread.infoUgkxJh2jN_yeWdfXs3lmHt9_BLVBjfNtpl9r

@Afdch

2 жыл бұрын

I'm the master... *stares suggestively bat the camera* He surely is

@poppers7317

2 жыл бұрын

no one baits harder than the master baiter

@Soapy-chan_old

2 жыл бұрын

The look after he said was priceless

@Zeverinsen

Жыл бұрын

He knew what we were all thinking.

Josh is the literal genie of Twitch streamers.

@brianviktor8212

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting 3 wishes from him, but no matter how you word it, you'll technically get what you asked for, but not what you actually wanted.

@MsMiDC

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianviktor8212 I want a million dollars! Get all pennies.

@emphyriohazzl1510

2 жыл бұрын

Where shall I rub?

@elias_xp95

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsMiDC I would be okay with that tbh Just make sure I am outside and you dont drop them on me

@Tsukareda

2 жыл бұрын

Million bucks in rubles would be a lot more evil

As an Australian the stream becomes perfect at 9:47 I can finally turn my second monitor the right way around

Same energy as a different streamer who I saw respond to "Please move the facecam" by shaking it about a bit and then putting it back, going "I don't know what that was meant to achieve, but you asked me to."

Josh is really good at holding his laugh in, acting coming through

@Alresu

2 жыл бұрын

There's no acting. He's just utterly humourless.

@Great_obnauticus26

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alresu Josh is stiff upper lip British with German sprinkles.

@TheMeanAdmin

Жыл бұрын

Josh is just terminally British...

Don't feed Josh after midnight, who knows what manner of gremlin he'll turn into.

@DefineHatespeech

2 жыл бұрын

Likely a podling

Josh seems like the type of teacher where if a kid forgets their pencil for the final exam he just dumps a few dozen pencils on their desk and says "This should do it"

@reznovvazileski3193

2 жыл бұрын

Yea or if they ask to borrow a pencil he'd ask them to return it in full, as in the part of lead they wrote with has to go back on the pencil tip because they only borrowed it.

@seanmurphy3430

2 жыл бұрын

All unsharpened, of course. And the pencil sharpener on the wall doesn't quite work. "What, did you also forget your pencil sharpener? Do I have to do everything for you?"

After over 20 years on the internet, I feel that I have reached the pinnacle of my griefing and trolling skills with my friends. And then I watch these videos and am inspired to achieve new heights, if only for the humor that I and other "sickos" will get out of it. Well played and please never change.

@Wolf-ln1ml

2 жыл бұрын

And Josh is still really harmless, do you know John Cleese's "How to irritate people"? Now _that_ is mastery 🤣

"Haha! It's a phallus." - JSH 2022

Josh is one of the guys of all time

@snarkylive

2 жыл бұрын

being in his presence is so whelming

@DefineHatespeech

2 жыл бұрын

i can confirm, he is indeed one of the all time guys

@Blisterdude123

2 жыл бұрын

Budget-friendly third tab content.

@destruction5i

2 жыл бұрын

All time in the second monitor!! *Ba Dum Tsss*

4:05 saying "I see what you've done" whilst hoisting the "A snare has been set" mug is golden in the context of that moment, holy shit.

just wanted to say thanks to the channel owner. without you, i wouldnt be able to enjoy as much of Joshs content here on YT.

@Guitar-Dog

2 жыл бұрын

Is it not josh

@JohnDBlue

2 жыл бұрын

@@Guitar-Dog no it's the chad Visa who bringeth us these fine clips of Joshing

@johnbennett7554

Жыл бұрын

joshstrifehayes, joshstrifesays and joshstrifeplays are all josh's official channels lol

@Tsarius11

Жыл бұрын

@@johnbennett7554 says isn't run by josh, but is recognized as the official clip channel

the sheer consistence with which josh pilots his stream into a spiral of chaos is fascinating. there is not one clip off his stream where everything is going normally.

Create problems and sell the solution via text to speech. Josh is 99% of the way there

@Balziere

2 жыл бұрын

Basically Dougdoug ?

Controlled chaos, absolutely love it. You entertain by remembering one simple thing, it's just a game and it's just a stream

The kindest, most educated and delightful troll under the bridge you'll ever meet.

The "Technically correct" is strong in that one.

"It's not "Good", but It's not bad enough to put any effort in to change." Feels like too much of the world operates on this as if it's some immutable fact of reality. The clips from the streams giving us the best bits here on YT are pretty nice though. Even went so far as to pause the game on my main monitor to repeat the bit that really caught my attention on the second monitor over here to then leave this comment!

@HippopotamusPencil

2 жыл бұрын

It kinda is though. Perfect is the enemy of good, after all, and most of the time it's more important to be good enough, rather than to solve the problem forever. Also, xkcd comic number 974.

@wobblysauce

2 жыл бұрын

When Classic 2nd monitor content you stop looking at your main screens.

Perfect in every way. Note to self, never use the "Wish" spell for anything other that what is explicitly stated in the PHB if I'm ever in a D&D game with Josh.

@jasontaemon8598

Жыл бұрын

Hear me out. Just wish for something really absurd and mildly annoying. Like removing the letter O from the common language. Josh seems like he would have fun with those things.

DM's would feel blessed by god himself if THIS is what their chaotic neutral player was ACTUALLY like rather than simply using it as an excuse to be an ass Also, I got back into PoE recently. Been playing it after I get all my dailies done in FFXIV Decided to try a build guide this time SO much more fun when you have an actually good build goin

Josh: "I'll fix that" Chat: "NOOOOO"

Ideally, Twitch should allow us to have the global chat on our primary monitors, our actual work on second monitor, and Josh on our smart watches.

I have said it before and I'm going to say it again. This man is a treasure

"its not bad enough to put any effort into change" damn... you just described my life right now

When josh does stuff like this it just reminds me of the narrator in the Stanley Parable

"we all drew the S" I felt that.

"I'm neither the streamer you want or you deserve" Josh is the streamer you get, like a sock on Christmas.

There's no way the S would work. I did it multiple times while in school, but I still got bullied

after a week of sadness, this made my day. genuin laughter and a little tear. thanks.

This man has me in stitches, Chaotic Neutral is perfect, love it Josh, wish I had time to attend streams for content like that!

I'm quite impressed how many clips for this channel you've made from that one stream... I haven't watched many streams but I watched this whole day that this clip was from and I've been seeing the clips for the last two-three weeks :P

Love the definition of malicious compliance

thanks for the content this was fun

Neutral? You call this neutral? I call this pure evil, and I love it.

Oh Josh, this might be my favorite video of yours I have seen yet. So very funny. Keep on being you ... please.

I knew it, knew it all along, that Josh is a chaotic deity disguised as handsome British gentleman.

omg the amount of times I have tried to make everything perfect on my stream..... this... THIS is how I wanna do streaming from now on 😂 words cannot describe how much I enjoy watching this 'chaos' 💜 Thank you for being you Josh

This is the best content Josh. Well done.

Dude, you are just plain brilliant

Gotta say man you are a true Chad, full of knowledge ,entertaining, and courteous. It may be a small detail but the time you stalled the stream so a fan could get coffee was amazing, to my knowledge you are the only streamer to do that.

Ok, this has convinced me to sub to josh's twitch

One of the best streams I've seen in a long time.

This was amazing to watch and truly the way to handle chat

I resonate so strongly with this energy.

This is your best clips. Truly the master.

I really did need this laugh, thank you :)

True malicious compliance incarnate, that's the stream formula.

If there was an alignment for chaotic-chaotic, this would be just the example for that

@swagmomite7177

2 жыл бұрын

I believe you mean chaotic stupid

@DimkaTsv

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it just lawful evil?

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@DimkaTsv Actually the absolute opposite of Lawful Evil

@DimkaTsv

2 жыл бұрын

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 He does exactly what you asked for. But always with a catch you didn't ask. Chaotic would've ignored them and did what he wanted

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@DimkaTsv More Neutral Evil, then. Lawful Evil is more Lawful first, Evil second. At least as I understand it.

I was tired, exhausted, feeling sick and miserable. Was working and day just started. Then started watching this and my day got better real quick.

Perfect timing with the ending :D

Dammit editor, you cut some cliff hanger, now i have to log in to twitch and sub and follow and rewatch the VOD!

I could legit watch this for HOURS. Josh and I have the exact same kind of humor! We both recieved enjoyment from the annoyance, irritation, frustration, and dissatisfaction of other people. I also have ODD though, so that's where that comes from for me. Lol.

Simply the best content. First or second screen.

I like this daily josh content

i love how much he just messes around, cracks me up

rofl lmao Man, this was hilarious! Trolling the trolls and stay calm and professional at the same time. Great work there.

After watching this I might need to check out the stream. :D

2:17 his face as he says "master" 😂 I'm assuming because he realized the wordplay there

I love this on so many levels

Someone once said that twitch chat is basically like a classroom full of kids. Josh is simply in his element lol

the over correction at the end XD tears it had me

You know, all things considered...there's one thing I am thankful to Diablo Immortal for...and that's for introducing me to this guy! Such an absolute gem!

Josh is my spirit animal

Love it!

That was hilarious, good stuff

Moments like this remind me when Josh was created at the character creation screen in this RPG we play called Life, they maxed out Charisma but also picked up the Goofball trait.

I love how Josh is always taking the piss, favorite streamer.

This was the best thing to wake up to on a Monday.

When he switch it at the end i just could not breath anymore

I'm gonna say something absolutely heretical and treasonous... I never drew the 'S'

Never seen that doodle before in my life o.o It looks so cool.

You know what. I watch this for a couple of min and I lol 3 times. This guy is a giga chad.

This is the definition of "Malicious compliance"

"a remarkably clever thing.... haha, it's a phallus"

I don't know who this guy is, but he's quickly becoming my favorite streamer.

quality 1st monitor content

@CanuckGT

2 жыл бұрын

watched this on my tv

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, he really put *everything* upside down.

I need to follow you on twitch you are hillarius 10/10 pure content game not even needed XD

Josh is honestly one of the best streamers I’ve seen

ohh Josh never change

If I could just sit and have this level of sass all stream, that might make me interested in streaming 🤣

Your sarcasm is hilarious

He is the master bater...

Josh is a Chaotic Neutral Bard - Jack of all trades, extremely handsome and charismatic, with a legendary love for shenanigans. I'd ask you to change my mind, but you can't.

"You're just an amateur baiter, I'm the master!" (HEYES, Josh Strife 2022)

7:36 Josh explains how he became your second monitor content

Josh is a hydra, you address one problem, another comes up

He'll do anything he can for you, as long as it dosent take much effort but do it his own way. JSH deserves way more subs .)

Mr Strife coming with that monkey’s paw energy.

Josh is developing Vtuber energy, but classy somehow

@ThatReplyGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, he's not a vtuber?

@nametba2295

2 жыл бұрын

at this point if you wanted to insult him, should've called him french or something, you didn't have to go for such a low blow

@ruileite2634

2 жыл бұрын

@@nametba2295 I'm sorry. I can't say he's french AND classy

@ThatReplyGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@nametba2295 I wasn't insulting him, though? Have you SEEN Gura? Josh is at least on par.

i love this

Chaos indeed !!

This was actually really funny 🤣

i love how he just keep trolling chat.

Had to stop what I was doing in my main monitor to watch this masterpiece

9:45 Finally, as an Australian I am able to watch Josh the RIGHT WAY UP!

This becomes like just slightly more unhinged each second and its wonderful

Nice to see that Rob Starks stunt double is interacting with chat.

2:17 "What? Thought I was going to say it? What did I just say? I am the master..."