"What's a deer without his glocks" words I'll never forget

@Lol-pz9ow

2 жыл бұрын

First, I bet you already forgor. and second, Frigk KZread spam bots, really

@Gachabuoi69420

2 жыл бұрын

I hate those spambot tbh, they're like when you put your alarm clock every one minute till the rest of the day

@welch1284

2 жыл бұрын

Sharklrd what's the name of the girl in your propic?

@arti2901deer

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah ...

@romantheblack-cat

2 жыл бұрын

Words to live by

"Its kind of pathetic all these cops with their cars can't kill a single deer" Ben you have a jetpack and beam shooting machineguns

@ikleelium

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacon-Boys an add saved me

@thecluckster3908

2 жыл бұрын

@@ikleelium What was it?

@ikleelium

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecluckster3908 its called the jabaited song

@thecluckster3908

2 жыл бұрын

@@ikleelium got it

@michealmalloy1934

8 ай бұрын

His name is Ben?!??

I love how "simulator" games either monotonous with "can we please just skip this boring stuff" realistic detail or are absolutely over the top ridiculous.

@SenselessUsername

2 жыл бұрын

"Simulator. You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."-- Inigo Montoya

@thequeenofcringe1585

2 жыл бұрын

No in between

@LaifaCanyonLurker

Ай бұрын

The only exception to this is Wolfquest 3 because it's somehow both realistic and fun

I live for serious speedruns of silly games

@WBRAsciee

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@prowers2623

2 жыл бұрын

Spit the truth goat on a stick.

@Karendestroy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacon-Boys I got jebaited

@corvus196

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacon-Boys Silence cringe

I played this game 5 minutes ago and it felt like a fever dream

@rockytom5889

2 жыл бұрын

A fever dream while you're on acid, weed and ketamine.

@ninamibog

2 жыл бұрын

so many bots replying to this

@Ferrari255GTO

2 жыл бұрын

The hole game is a fever dream, wich is the best type of shitposting

@hambino_maybe

2 жыл бұрын

@@rockytom5889 and freakin methemphetamine

@happiattack

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean felt like?

This game is the definition of “random”

@mr_man1206

2 жыл бұрын

I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me

@newbieplayer69

2 жыл бұрын

god fucking damnit so many bots

@theblueknight51

2 жыл бұрын

No it’s not it’s a totally accurate deer simulator

@thecyberrabbit1440

2 жыл бұрын

This game is the definition of HILARIOUS

@ph0sgene967

2 жыл бұрын

Goat simulator for zoomers

This game is everything I've ever wanted.

@jayden9287

2 жыл бұрын

Bro you got all the bots

@blank6334

2 жыл бұрын

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@pumpkinboi9441

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacon-Boys stop jabAiting ppl

@5PctJuice

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayden9287 I know, it's hilarious

It’s pathetic they can’t even catch one lonely deer. Also the deer:

@DrMapleSyrup

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacon-Boys I just got jebaited

I thought I needed a genocide speedrun, I was wrong. I needed this

@Neonb1tch

2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@internetchocolate6733

2 жыл бұрын

The bots are really running rampant in this comment section

@cyberneticsquid

2 жыл бұрын

DEEEER genocide speedruns when

@furitsudragunov5648

2 жыл бұрын

D E E R

@09rokk

2 жыл бұрын

Well a deer killing a literally city its kinda genocide so

This game is like a modern Goat Simulator. Which means it’s immediately amazing.

@pustota7254

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacon-Boys might Bari co Chi cute chi chi deep books choice choice few books de books fee books feel books. This comment makes more sense than you.

@hellosir382

2 жыл бұрын

Yes it is

@pustota7254

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment got liked 69 times.

@corvus196

2 жыл бұрын

@@pustota7254 ah yes a quote from the cheese bread of sticky goblins e

@MassivePonyFan

2 жыл бұрын

I disliked goat simulator. This has more of a story.

imagine just looking out the window and seeing a deer, running on its hind legs, completely destroying the town you've been living in for 10 years with a minigun and grenades

@dariuscarter4244

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm. That's bad

@ItsJustKaya

2 жыл бұрын

"Whe had minigun and grenades" -someone but not American

@lilacpen8678

2 жыл бұрын

I think you just go to bed at that point.

@MasterMagikarp

Жыл бұрын

Close the blinds.

Goat Simulator: “This is the wackiest game ever created where you play as a four-legged animal with hooves.” Deer Simulator: “Hold my deer.”

@zakeeshaikh8758

2 жыл бұрын

Goat simulator: NANI THIS IS WACKY CHAOS

@TheLocalTower

Жыл бұрын

hOLD MY bees

@TotherKoala

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean hold my DEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

How to beat this Game in 2 Seconds Say "No" To being Reborn

@justafan9206

2 жыл бұрын

Oh ok.

So glad to see a game spreading awareness of the very real problem of urban deer gang violence.

That's one of those games where you wanna say too much about it that it doesn't matter anymore

The people who made this game where as high as a cloud.

@dhairyajoshi5355

Ай бұрын

"where"

Thank you for playing the greatest game of all time

@newbieplayer69

2 жыл бұрын

god fucking damnit so many bots

@StalledAgate832

2 жыл бұрын

@Lachlan Franks He's played it. Just last month

@ThatGuy-tm8ml

2 жыл бұрын

Thatguy and smartguy nice

@reedog1811

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacon-Boys you don’t have any videos bot

@allanromeo360

Жыл бұрын

@Lachlan Franks poppy playtime so cool

wait, you mean the deer that comes to my backyard is planning to destroy my house?

@jamesmclemore9123

2 жыл бұрын

He's casing the joint, probing your defenses, analyzing weaknesses. Your house is already destroyed; the only question left is when is the deer going to let you know.

@kk_cats6072

2 жыл бұрын

Don't be silly, I have studied deer and we- (cough) I mean they, would never attempt to kill you and take over your life! Hahaha!

I didnt even know this game had more than one level. I've only seen people play on the first one. No one has gotten to the giant dog boss haha.

@jns0808

2 жыл бұрын

*Cough*CaptainSauce*Cough*

@pvpineapple3825

2 жыл бұрын

@@jns0808 lol i was just thinking that

@gabriellealtman

2 жыл бұрын

can't remember if it was Blitz or Let's Game it Out but one of them did! They didn't get to the second level though Edit: It was Blitz

@Llortnerof

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellealtman I don't think Josh played this one. Not that anything he does is any less ridiculous.

@SpiderBrayYT

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Sam Tabor gaming

-Whats a deer without his glocks? -EazySpeezy 2021

@uncivilizedapricot3907

2 жыл бұрын

But what tis a deer without his Glock?

@thisisaname4400

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncivilizedapricot3907 Tis deer without his glocks will become Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides with socks.

@uncivilizedapricot3907

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisisaname4400 but, alas, what about the clocks?

@thisisaname4400

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncivilizedapricot3907 my student you must not forget the ak's because they not for naught, that way the ak's become the clocks which become Parastratiosphecomyiastratiosphecomyioides then into the glocks.

I feel like they made this game while they had some ''snow'' outside and saw a deer

therapist: dreams always have a meaning my dreams:

@pustota7254

2 жыл бұрын

They still have meaning though.

@notAshildr

2 жыл бұрын

The meaning is you should be a game developer.

The dev's met for a nice night out & woke up 14 days later when this was made with a crippling meth addiction.

somebody actually sat there and coded this whole something. props to them.

Am deer, can confirm. This is exactly my daily routine

@zackposop

2 жыл бұрын

Seems cool

@uncivilizedapricot3907

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackposop I am more Human than you

@zackposop

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncivilizedapricot3907 nah a I your a sussyhuman 💀💀💀💀😬😬😬

@pustota7254

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment is infected with 4 bots.

@uncivilizedapricot3907

2 жыл бұрын

@@pustota7254 now stop them spreading *Loads shotgun*

1:20 “Too BAAAA-d they’re all terrible at their jobs.”

3:16 ”How did the creators of this game came up with this?” A: Cocaine, lots of it

I have a deer that comes into my yard occasionally. I showed her this game last night and then she broke into my house and stole all my guns 🥺

@pustota7254

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, why did you had guns?

@since1876

2 жыл бұрын

@@pustota7254 because America

@pustota7254

2 жыл бұрын

@@since1876 understandable please skip school

@since1876

2 жыл бұрын

@@pustota7254 what's school?

Hi Eazy! I discovered your videos about a week ago and they are so amazing!! These make my life so much better, so thank you for making awesome videos that make my day!

@SpectoRecto

2 жыл бұрын

Those bots are saying your cars extended warranty has expired

@joniqs

2 жыл бұрын

Aren't these bots making your day even better? Look how fast they respond

@caraprice5716

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@matthewkenney4129

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like this but can’t disrespect the 69 likes

@t1t4n66

2 жыл бұрын

Very wholesome. I hope he sees this

Nice video! I don't have the game but I love watching people play it (yes I'm the average KZread watcher but not) I had no idea you could beat the game so fast!

@CristianGomez-yu8gp

2 жыл бұрын

What are this bots

@newbieplayer69

2 жыл бұрын

god fucking damnit so many bots

@jinsakai2047

2 жыл бұрын

@@newbieplayer69 wdym ?

@newbieplayer69

2 жыл бұрын

@@jinsakai2047 Oh you replied to me 3 months later well this is something else. 3 moths ago the comment section is bombarded with bots especially the reply sections.

@jinsakai2047

2 жыл бұрын

@@newbieplayer69 k

As a deer I can confirm this is what we do everyday.

@kookieboi

5 ай бұрын

are you the deer who be eating my garbage because i have a bad deer problem

I’ve played deeer simulator for a long time and never knew there was speed runners… Now I’m intrigued…

No fucking way that this game's story is just getting isekai'd Oh my god

@newbieplayer69

2 жыл бұрын

god fucking damnit so many bots

“They can’t do anything against a lone deer” while he has more weapons than the military.

This is why the deer population needs to be controlled with hunting. Imagine an army of these monsters.

First time I played DEEEER Simulator, I was playing on an Xbox (I play computer religiously) so I was TERRIBLE. But, believe it or not, I beat the corgi polar bear rabbit whatever boss first try (after a LOT of terrible aim)

Whatever the creators of deer simulator were on when they made this… *I’LL TAKE THEIR ENTIRE STOCK*

He should speedrun hollow knight, the path of pain (yeah, i just want to see him suffer)

Man the cyberpunk 2077 update looks wild

Congratulations on getting this thing on Trending for Gaming!

I'm so happy he is playing this amazing game

These is the most accurate deer simulator I have ever seen, Amazing👍

That final boss platform PROVES that the earth is flat! Everything else in this game is factually correct!

How did they manage to make a game based off of my brain during a test?

@Haxihoovis

Жыл бұрын

Drugs. Lots of drugs.

It’s like 50/50 whether the people who made this were totally high on something or wether they just kinda felt like it.

@tfae

2 жыл бұрын

IME, the kind of people who make this stuff are 100% sober.

Have no words to describe the randomness of this game

Seems like the game has been updated since I last saw it, still as chaotic as ever though so it doesn't really change anything.

I was watching Kirbo praise the lord and then I see this masterpiece of a videos thumbnail. Top tier stuff

@zebefreod871

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to know I'm not the only one who got this combo

@christinafrazier1364

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

What we learned: if you see a deer with a crap ton of weapons on it, *run*

Oml I just realized that we were turned into a deer by Truck-kun

Glad to see the deer from infinity train still has work

That was actually a very good speedrun

@joniqs

2 жыл бұрын

Dang when you get reply only from 2 bots it show how noone is really interested in you

Best speedrun yet.

This game is so weird that I just have to try it. xD Thanks for showcasing it!

The videos you upload are always so entertaining

While the game itself is crazy, I'd say that was pretty tame for a speed run. It's not like it involved any weird glitches or skips.

Woohoo new video!! You always make my day :D

@FrozenBoi

2 жыл бұрын

HELP ME EAZY SPEEZY TOO MANY BOTS

This game isn't ridiculous. This game is an absolute masterpiece

Alright the game looks fun I'll try ur speed run tips. Thanks eazyspeezy liked the video becuz of this!

To anyone reading this, I hope you have an amazing day and stay safe! 😄

@tomfooIeryz

2 жыл бұрын

get your cringe bought channel out of here kiddo

@squishybrrrrt

2 жыл бұрын

My school got a bomb threat

@SpectoRecto

2 жыл бұрын

@@squishybrrrrt but your a air force just bomb them 😎

@squishybrrrrt

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpectoRecto YEEHAW

@conquistadorred5105

2 жыл бұрын

thanks!! you're the best

7:15 why's the deer caked up as all hell???

"I destroyed the past, we might aswell destroy the future too" is humans in a nutshell

100 years later: Is that a dear with guns shooting and destroying everything?!

But really. What is a deer without his glock?

GTA but the devs actually gave a damn about their game

Saw someone play this game ina really really early stage and loved it, happy to see how much its grown

I love that the person who made deer was just like "I wonder what happens if I attach a human animation to an animal model" and then just made it a main design (or deeeersign if you will) choice of their game

It's a good day when Easy uploads

start to the game seems familiar, truck-kun?

I love the random Dunkleosteus that flys by during the fight with the puppy

I get Frog Fractions vibes from this game. I should give it a shot! Killer run 👍

SANS 6:57

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@notmyname8144

2 жыл бұрын

Damn I though I was 1st

@eb_dev

2 жыл бұрын

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@notmyname8144

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats

omg this is game is great, and im so glad u speedrunned it

I love your speed runs

Only EasySpeezy would say mayham instead of mayhem

Truck Kun is at it again lmao

your the reason i found my new fav game thx :)

This was a good video to watch while locked outside of house at midnight

As much stuff. As many things. Your lingo is growing on me. As much things. It's great. :D

The EazySpeezy classic of referring to obviously non-Glock firearms as Glocks.

thanks for doing this

1:40 it turns into "puppynator 2000"

'if you haven't noticed before , this game is kinda weird' Ezspeezy 2021

The developers were definitely high when they made this game.

I was waiting for this

Yes deer simulator speed runs finally!

I think this kind of Mayhem games should be called Goating For Goat Simulator since it was the first random mayhem game

The kid that click download on deer simulator hoping for a relaxing playthrough resembling Bambi but gets this

1:06 you can also get that laser gun from building behind the portal

I would love to see a southpark stick of truth speedrun made by you though 🤣

I'm so drunk from new year and this is so entertaining to watch

This game is so wild. I thought I was having a fever dream

I love this game.

Good Job Bro!!

Brings new meaning to "Fear The Deer". (Golden Deer fam where you at)

This is what happens when someone's stupid idea becomes a reality, you get this and I love it.

I got into this guy video yesterday and now I’m addicting to it❤

What’s a deer without his glocks? -Easyspeasy 2021

Now these type of games are expected by Dani :) I think dani is secretly involved in making these 😂