"It's better to make one sacrifice and hope he didn't have a family" Bro 💀

@tlkfanrwbyfan8716

2 жыл бұрын

Just sacrifice the whole family and now you have nothing to worry about!

@San-lh8us

2 жыл бұрын

well, it's the trolley problem all over again, if he doesn't sacrifice that 1 person, it will be 5 people instead, one of which might end up being that exact same person, so it's really the only option

@LeonTVRyt

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@madzfreandomagsino48

2 жыл бұрын

@@San-lh8us that's true if he. had a family I'm guessing mother dad sister brother that's 5 people it's 50/50

@Ciurk

2 жыл бұрын

what if those 5 people each had families?

This game is the literal definition of "Ah yes, the negotiator"

@Phoenix07080

2 жыл бұрын

@angel ❤️ PLEASE leave me alone

@joshuamayo5282

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenix07080 it's a bot. just report

@georgeofhamilton

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenix07080 Much respect to you for your reaction to these bots.

@rareturboofficial4359

2 жыл бұрын

I am the 599th like

@shamazaokachow6413

2 жыл бұрын

Bots when they see a popular comment: For me?👉👈😳

"But there's no time to appreciate things when you're going fast" Damn bro I guess bein speezy aint so easy

@jacknack6819

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@froggers8945

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, speezy is very hard 😳😳😳😉😉😉🤫🤫🤫

@lucasnievas4890

2 жыл бұрын

When you're faster than light you can only live in the darkness bro

@blakeensign7569

2 жыл бұрын

@@elena8341 huh?

@Peter-wy9kj

2 жыл бұрын

@@blakeensign7569 bots, ignore them

I love this game! Please keep speedrunning old games

@MiloMurphysLaw

2 жыл бұрын

He literally never speedruns new games

@zachhoisington5106

2 жыл бұрын

@@Humphr0y fnaf and Minecraft are older than this game

@TrainerGoldAlt

2 жыл бұрын

@@zachhoisington5106 he meant security breach but idk what he meant by minecraft

@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

2 жыл бұрын

66th like

@vaporeos8173

2 жыл бұрын

Inserts pong into ataria*

Imagine being in charge of letting people pass to see the king and then you see people entering and getting out of the room *very, very fast*

@IngwiePhoenix

2 жыл бұрын

Don't wanna be the doorknob tho XD

@official-obama

5 ай бұрын

hey king- Yes.

After that we just got some normal requests: A literal eyeball just enters the room

@animeguy5190

2 жыл бұрын

@Risma ajisona go away bot

@Judge_0f_Everything

2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Do who are u talking to?

@themasterprocrastinator4933

Жыл бұрын

@@Judge_0f_Everything A bot

@isavenewspapers8890

10 ай бұрын

I mean, that happens anytime anyone with at least one eye enters a room.

I literally just reinstalled this game a few days ago and one of my thoughts was "I wonder if someone has done a speedrun of this game?" I guess my question has been answered.

@eshanali9323

2 жыл бұрын

No replies, only bots, yt needs to fix this

@joanniebacus

2 жыл бұрын

@@eshanali9323 yt needs to fix EVERYTHING

@EscapesAndRemoves

2 жыл бұрын

@@joanniebacus Not everything. Some things are already good, and KZread might "fix" them by removing those good features.

@xaqvr9151

2 жыл бұрын

@@elena8341 oylonboy

@joanniebacus

2 жыл бұрын

@@EscapesAndRemoves it's called a hyperbole

Seeing speezy speedrun sort the court is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

@MushOfShrooms

2 жыл бұрын

bro these bots 💀

@crwth001

2 жыл бұрын

@@MushOfShrooms fr

@MrCaptainTea

2 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal comment

@vinxistaken

11 ай бұрын

@@MrCaptainTeashush

Who cares if you were a few seconds slower than third place? I bet third place didn't have a time that ended in 69. They should be jealous of you!

@161friends

2 жыл бұрын

faaaaacts

@cghbv1585

2 жыл бұрын

for the lulz

@Benusr

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

👻💬

@joualavedra1208

Жыл бұрын

Probably 3 place actually thinked decisions, doing that is the best way to gain people

This Game is Underrated, Thanks For Covering It!

@crwth001

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody get these bots out of the reply section

@Judge_0f_Everything

2 жыл бұрын

@crwth shut up

Ah, I was wondering why there was a surge of runs on the leaderboard recently. Thanks for showing this off! Documenting the many decision trees this game presents to you would be a very interesting rabbit hole that I would like to dive into when I am not distracted by other speedruns and running tournaments for said speedruns.

"It's best to make one sacrafice, and hope they didn't have a family" One of the funniest lines I ever heard

omg i remember Markiplier playing this. funniest shit ever i love this game

@MushOfShrooms

2 жыл бұрын

damn the bot spam you got is just sad

@20LeeBrian1

2 жыл бұрын

@@MushOfShrooms they don't even stop. Hopefully youtube will take care of this

@idunnn0lul

2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier was a queen who never said no to magic, and loved their grandma

@crwth001

2 жыл бұрын

Someone seriously needs to do something about these bots

@user-fs7ot7wf7o

2 жыл бұрын

Omg that makes sense why i remember this game. Thru mark

6:58 "For the first time, I went into debt" Meanwhile, he has higher debt on 06:13

"As long as I don't royally screw up" hmm

The king’s not dead, he’s just frozen in time but can still say yes or no

Yarno being the real adviser cought me by suprise

@crwth001

2 жыл бұрын

@@elena8341 uh oh, another bot comment

@Judge_0f_Everything

2 жыл бұрын

@crwth go get a life

@renewagain6956

2 жыл бұрын

@Recovery account Go get a life.

If I remember correctly most of the ones that go either way actually have a pattern

@rowanbrown5541

2 жыл бұрын

@Joshua EdwinRoehl Yeah I'm not clicking that

@crwth001

2 жыл бұрын

@@elena8341 shut

@Judge_0f_Everything

2 жыл бұрын

@crwth u r mouth

"he wants a sacrifice. If you say no, he takes 5 people and you lose some happiness so it's better to sacrifice one person" wait is that just the Trolly Problem dressed up as an octopus monster?

Easy Speezy doesn't ever fail to make my day

@crwth001

2 жыл бұрын

yet another reply section ruined by bots

@wolfz3939

2 жыл бұрын

@@crwth001 yes

Everything is a series of yes or no. Quantum computer- Hold my beer

I love old games like these! Reminds me of when I played Happy Wheels and Gretel and Hansel on my old ass desktop a decade ago... I wonder if either of those games would be good to speedrun?

7:12 that money count is looking *_NICE_*

@alvanschmitz947

2 жыл бұрын

NICE

@fireplume8703

2 жыл бұрын

NICE

@primalcrusader7405

2 жыл бұрын

NICE

@cleofusortega9015

2 жыл бұрын

NICE

@spookerience

2 жыл бұрын

NICE

Plot twist: The king is actually dead, like he said

This is why humans are the most intelligent creatures in the universe. We made a game about killing people to make money and go fast

I love this game I forgot about it thanks for reminding how great it is!

easyspeezy: "who needs science anyways?" game devs: *am i a joke to you?*

@Judge_0f_Everything

2 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Kuvapra shut up no ones care about game dev

“So it’s a battle between trying not to waste too much money, and getting happiness as quickly as possible” Woah, just like real life!

Wanted to see this finally

You must do an insane amount of studying just for each video. It's very impressive. Love the vids

absolutely love sort the court, great video!

Very entertaining videos Easy. Always cool to see someone who is a master speedrunner.

This game saved my sanity during covid, I’m glad it didn’t make you lose yours 👍🏻

I can imagine a funny movie where the king dies but everyone sees it as a chance to get what they want and so people pretend he is still alive, then eventually there is a whole medieval town only governing themselves.

Finally! I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember this game

I remember playing this game it's great

When you said "And with this, for the first time in the game, we went into debt". Wouldn't that of been the second time? You went down to -100 something at around 6:08.

@danielthecake8617

8 ай бұрын

for one of the first times*

@lilbrandon1987

8 ай бұрын

@@danielthecake8617 That doesn't make any sense...There can only be one, 1st time.

The king is most definitely dead inside

Easy speedy, speed running childhood, one game at a time.

@dizzy_eevee

2 жыл бұрын

if this was your childhood then you're still a child lmao

@fishcraft7323

2 жыл бұрын

@@dizzy_eevee This specific game isn’t my childhood, but most of the games he plays are.

I LOVE THIS GAME!! So many memories!

EazySpeezy really speed running making me feel nostalgic

i'm so happy that you did this! I was trying a "day #" and only did 1 day :P i cant fathome how others continue on for thousands. Anyway keep up the great work! I love watching your video's!

Now for the risky strats: say yes to georgie and that wizard

I LOVE THIS GAME

This brings me back when markipler and jack played this and when someone animated that

I like how fast you end your videos

Easy: "Have we ever considered that the king might be dead?" *40k vibes intensify*

I remember this game, the late nights talking with randoms on Kongregate, the better times :)

There’s no time to appreciate things when we gotta go fast

This game is so nostalgic. I remember watching Dantdm playing this

@flamingnacho

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@onemansvoice9132

2 жыл бұрын

Child

@crwth001

2 жыл бұрын

@@onemansvoice9132 what?

@onemansvoice9132

2 жыл бұрын

@@crwth001 children and family services

This brings back so many memories

Little Timmy is so wholesome and pure

What genocide run?

@vacuumfound

4 күн бұрын

😉

Like ur unique editing style where u just add a thick black border at times of sarcasm.

when you have been waiting for this for the past one milisecond : me: YESSSSSSSS

Knight gives 100 coins to get out of a debt and put balance at 69- nice

I love your videos

I've beat this game so many time and I could do it again and still have fun

@Dante28CM

2 жыл бұрын

Please no one click that link it might be virus

@Judge_0f_Everything

2 жыл бұрын

@LordDante28 what link?

6:57 First time I went into debt Meanwhile 6:20 am I a joke to you

Who knew a game where you press three buttons would be so fun and complex

Love your videos man 💪🌪️❤️

You speed run everything I want to see!

How dare you say no to soup grandma

NOSTALGIAAAAAA I remember seeing Let’s Plays on this a long time ago and playing it on my old laptop :’)

5:12 “So as long as I don’t royally screw up…” BAH DUM TSS (Rim Shot SFX in Words. Love ya Speezy)

yknow, the more I learn about speedrunning strats the more I am amazed people do this for fun that said, wow. the older games are really fun to watch speedruns of... tho, there's one I havent seen anyone speedrun yet- its called Vulpin Adventure (used to run on flash), its my favorite game ever and Ive yet to see anyone speedrun it..... I might attempt one at some point, idk

Monsieur Esprit is the literal definition of my family's humour

Noice video pal you’re the best speedruner!!!😜😜

Speezy* says who needs science Me: pushes up anime glasses* "YOUR MOM!!!"

This was one of my favorite games growing up!! Thank you for always playing the old nostalgic games, EZ

I love this game

Love this game!

Congrats on making it to the trending page.

Prioritizing happiness is the key to victory! What an optimistic viewpoint.

Keep up the good work I love the videos

@ryanpower7529

2 жыл бұрын

@angel ❤️ Why the hell did you post this...This ain't right this is a platform with literal children on it have some respect and moral

@flamingnacho

2 жыл бұрын

Its a bot they are everywhere

@ryanpower7529

2 жыл бұрын

@@flamingnacho oh okay thank God they are a bot because that's not okay at all

@flamingnacho

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

I remember this game with so much fondness

Love this game ♥️

Dope

@cliffharvey3043

2 жыл бұрын

Why just why

@cliffharvey3043

2 жыл бұрын

Why just why

@cliffharvey3043

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@cliffharvey3043

2 жыл бұрын

I should be first

@wolfz3939

2 жыл бұрын

@@cliffharvey3043 stop being a baby about it

Your videos are so relaxing even when the content is chaotic. Just great for chilling. Keep it up bro❤️

@pustota7254

Жыл бұрын

Shut up

vids are so good

Love this game

I love this so much

holy shit watching you play this brings back memories of watching markiplier play it lol

This game let's you buy happiness 😂😂😂

my theory on why the king looks dead is because he's a puppet king and we the players are the one manipulating the king's decision

i like how youtube thinks this is paper mario

Truly didn’t think people was speedrunning this game

I love how the king are staring at the ground like there’s a rat there

@pustota7254

Жыл бұрын

*is

If I’m not speedruning the devil gives an insane amount of gold for a big sacrifice

Easyspeezy: sort the court KZread: paper mario

The music for this game is just as great as I remember

He needs to speed run the game family man. It is right up his alley, and would make for an interesting speed run.

Ah yes my favourite game paper mario

KZread thought you were playing Paper Mario 💀💀 KZread: "ahh yes, paper mario"

woah, so this was the game I've been looking for. hahaha

Petition for EazySpeezy to speedrun Wingspan because birbs

@utamari

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t wingspan a board game? Is there also a video game called wingspan?

I played this game on my channel and believe me it is harder to fail on purpose that you think. Believe me, I tried

I like how the Knight gave him 100 coins and his wealth went from -31 to exactly 69 coins, nice.

5:27 who needs science when you got speedruns

"but we're not going the Genocide route today, because-" Wait, he already did the Genocide route? WHERE IS IT.