This dude can read war and peace to us in 15 minutes.

@dragoonTT

3 жыл бұрын

7 minute abs in 6 minutes

@baillieanderson7560

3 жыл бұрын

True

@dragoonTT

3 жыл бұрын

KoenigZwert Czeslaw, hmm by my calculations your IQ only comes in at 76 points. How unfortunate. r/iamverysmart

@Critical-Thinker895

3 жыл бұрын

His delivery is designed to get you to listen, and you did. He stays factual all the way through and when he's done he stops talking. I really like that best of all. One of the few channels I listen through to the end.

@randymarsh-Tegridy420

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s because they are hammering videos out so quickly. The older DarkDocs videos he does speak much more slowly.

Narrator sounds like he's trying to read it before it gets reclassified.

@user-sv7xf9dn8c

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@johnnymcblaze

2 жыл бұрын

How does this not have more likes?

@abbiecamello579

2 жыл бұрын

Fast but I love it

@iTsChriszZ

2 жыл бұрын

haha im high and this was soo funny to me :DDD

@orangeusername1792

2 жыл бұрын

@@iTsChriszZ i can definitely see this shit being beyond funny while high

This dude sounds like he was recording this while trying to get away from the bomb

@RossBayCult

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@user-ut5cv6xb6m

3 жыл бұрын

Not now I'm eating

@jamesambrocio

3 жыл бұрын

I chuckled. You get a medal.

“Declassified” basically means “we took out everything we don’t want you to see”

@derkaturka

3 жыл бұрын

or is sh!t we already know about if we do a little research.

@jacintjasper8008

3 жыл бұрын

No, it means or says: it was SO TRUE that it must have been classified before. (It contains only a dozen or so short - a few second - clips.) Propaganda works nowadays in such ways.

@ohio9499

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the scary part, we don’t know what they kept classified.

@johnnymcblaze

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacintjasper8008 What? That was clearly a reference to the fact that declassified documents are often HEAVILY redacted.

@jacintjasper8008

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnymcblaze -- ...'heavily redacted' : that means : we create some hollywood shit and your imagination will create all the rest, (i.e. - in this instance - the 'doomsday weapon' called 'atom bomb').

Dude speaking like his battery life has 2mins left.

@MrPanda0922

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@sagittariusa2201

3 жыл бұрын

It's annoying af

@natman5708

3 жыл бұрын

Slow it down to 0.75

@Kakodontpanic

3 жыл бұрын

@@natman5708 sounds like he’s off drugs at 0.75

@autoflower2309

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kakodontpanic maby he is on drugs and he speed it up him self haha try it going faster its like rap lol

This guy could outrap Eminem

@InhaleMyAcid

3 жыл бұрын

Eminem is better

@AramiMedia

3 жыл бұрын

stephenZ It’s almost as if the original comment was a joke.

@wantionelg6268

3 жыл бұрын

I sense Redditor

@emperorredabilitysfollowin2753

3 жыл бұрын

TheCynicsCynic he’s nervous, but on the surface he looks clam and ready

@xalthzdornier4805

3 жыл бұрын

@@wantionelg6268 Hmmmm yes

I’ve never imagined in my life that I’ll have to press this: “0.75x speed”

@WildBoban

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated! Up with you.

@StellarArete

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@chasef8805

3 жыл бұрын

God I'm glad I read this comment LMFAO

@asmodeus2288

3 жыл бұрын

I had to do the same

@nick-st7jx

3 жыл бұрын

fr

Eminem," Finally A Worthy Opponent."

@wafflenic2787

3 жыл бұрын

"Our battle will be legendary!"

@verynice1192

2 жыл бұрын

*"skadoosh"*

@jasont2074

2 жыл бұрын

😂

You have to admit, creating a weapon so large it draws everyone together to say, "yeah, let's stop the nuke race, these things are messed up" is good propaganda in the direction of world peace.

@nbond-hd5db

3 жыл бұрын

Good idea, lets kill all humans to achieve world peace

@murrayfromaz

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine whirred peas.HUH

@enduser63

3 жыл бұрын

That one was only half of the 100 mega tonne potential,

@zeta1960

3 жыл бұрын

@@nbond-hd5db you cant make war, without humans, big brain time

@aidan1047

3 жыл бұрын

@@LifesVoyager world peace exists nowhere and with no species or envirements and in no timeline or time ever. World peace is not possible for anything ever.

A little faster and this dude will start narrating the future

@brsrc759

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I find myself having to stop and rewind up to 15 times in some of his vids

@fvckwhatyouthink2907

3 жыл бұрын

Its called adderall..

@gilbertocarrasquillo5519

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a mirco machine😂anyone here old enough to remember??😂😂😂😂

@jrt9506

3 жыл бұрын

@@fvckwhatyouthink2907 it’s that where they waste time to get more adds?

@charlesv4747

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

You know it’s really dangerous when even the Soviets say “This is too dangerous.” Also, having to move a huge nuclear weapon via steam locomotive is the perfect metaphor for why the Soviet Union failed.

@jnamemoption7742

2 жыл бұрын

Soviet Union never failed. When Boris Yeltsin and Vladimir Putin pulled Russia out of it, it ceased to exist.

So if they had this back in the 60's I could only imagine what there is today .

@zeriel9148

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing like it, really. Not that they couldn't make it, but they made the boring but pragmatic decision to have thousands of smaller nukes.

If every documentary was read like this I would know twice as much as I do now.

@unicorn7337

3 жыл бұрын

This video was under 7 minutes. Discovery channel would have stretched this amount of information out to a 45 minute documentary, aired over an hour with 15 minutes of commercials between 4 parts.

@Theo-jq6ml

3 жыл бұрын

If I could even understand him

@ryanlightle373

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sickmind666666

3 жыл бұрын

I would probably be making these documentaries myself by now.

@firemonster3603

3 жыл бұрын

I’m learning more from this than I am from school

Imagine being a polar bear just minding its polar bear buisness,and then....

@fistpunder

3 жыл бұрын

Instant black bear?

@spaceflightcrewmate1934

3 жыл бұрын

The bear turned into a bearger?

@advisedpotato8983

3 жыл бұрын

The polar bear couldn’t *bear* the heat from the bomb and fucking died

@X-JAKA7

3 жыл бұрын

It's like being in a cartoon.

@darnellnepia1629

3 жыл бұрын

Global warming anyone? Seriously what effect on the Earth has this had?

This was almost 60 years ago, imagine what nuclear weapons we have now...

@wattsun7946

3 жыл бұрын

Nukes are almost backburner weapons now for superpowers. They want weapons that preserve the land and resources, only killing people and destroying infrastructure. This is why Bioweapons' Lasers and EMPs are preferred.

@crackiechan4432

3 жыл бұрын

The worst one would probably be the Russian "Poseidon" kzread.info/dash/bejne/nX2Ll6eEmNjImpc.html

@IIOctaneII

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure at this point we could make a bomb that destroys a continent

@ixion2001kx76

3 жыл бұрын

The US seems to have settled on an optimal size of 0.75 MTons for most things. The Russians may have something this large in their arsenal, built into something like a torpedo. Tsar B. is a nice demonstration that the Teller-suman design is arbitrarily scalable. Later, in the 90’s, Teller published about MUCH larger explosive devices for use in planetary defense for blowing up asteroids up to and including the size of Pluto.

@fitnessfactory103

3 жыл бұрын

@@crackiechan4432 no the worst one is definitely the God Killer bomb created by China kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

shouldn’t this guy be in nickelodeon saying “each set sold separately?”

When you not only want to delete a city, but the cities nearby too.

@plugmanjohnson9982

3 жыл бұрын

Cities? More like states.

@StevenP727

3 жыл бұрын

States? More like an entire country

@dogzer

3 жыл бұрын

Steven P 727 that’s a bit too much

@sublimefermion2205

3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenP727 If the country is Vatican sized.

@dragonsword7370

3 жыл бұрын

when you want to give your rival some 'mussed up hair' from a bomb drop 900 klicks away.

" I'll unlock the restroom when you've finished reading this script"

@clevername8832

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@lasmithasamaraweera8825

3 жыл бұрын

Dude is literally saving our time

@dunker888

3 жыл бұрын

Creative

@Mog435

3 жыл бұрын

😀😀😀👍🏻

@xfinafire

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

"if they die, they die"

Eminem has been silent since this guy started talking.

You know a full power test was too dangerous when even the Soviets were too scared to test it

@sergeigarbar1948

3 жыл бұрын

We were not afraid )))

@DrakeKillah

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergeigarbar1948 Oh yeah, cause I bet YOU had ANYTHING to do with the testing of the Tsar Bomba 😂

@raimundohott9716

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergeigarbar1948 They were plans for a 100 megaton bomb if im not mistaken but the plane that threw the bomb would not survive so you could say that they were scared in a way

@comrademeerkat1733

3 жыл бұрын

@@raimundohott9716 They would probably make a bigger plane, but I think they were scared of the fallout that would be caused.

@raimundohott9716

3 жыл бұрын

@@comrademeerkat1733 I dont ment that the plane couldnt carry it while there might be problem with that it should be relatively easy to deal with that what i meant is that the plane wouldnt go fast enough for them to avoid getting hit once the nuke explodes thus dying

This dude must have railed a line before he read the script. Holy shit lol

@spookybalmains

3 жыл бұрын

😭

@chef6467

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@cocouffs

3 жыл бұрын

🤫🤫

@chrisolevich7538

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@brsrc759

3 жыл бұрын

I had to just to listen to it

And yet, our very own sun burps one of these every fraction of a second

@DrDeuteron

2 жыл бұрын

every 1/2 a nano second to be exact. That means in every 6 inch thick shell around the sun, from the surface to 5,000,000,000 light years, there is 1 tsar bomb worth of energy.

Five stars for sticking to a seven second intro. These videos are tight and to the point.

@xfinafire

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man, remember rating KZread vids with the 5 star rating system?

@frkaisr

2 жыл бұрын

@@xfinafire That’s still a thing on mobile/tablet KZread. It’s not on every video, but on the front page you can sometimes get a thing about if you enjoyed the video, and there is a 5-star rating system.

The russian holy hand grenade

@qwerty0803

3 жыл бұрын

Guied by Stalin

@ceasarfajloun5943

3 жыл бұрын

If you call that a hand grenade. I can’t wait to see their ‘nuke’ when applied in this context :p

@smudger746

3 жыл бұрын

A bit much for a rabbit isn’t it?

@theycallme4799

3 жыл бұрын

Tis only a flesh wound...

@RichardMNixon-zh6uz

3 жыл бұрын

Look at the bones.

The fact that a steam train was a vital part of the most powerful explosion ever, dates this in a terrifying way.

@supertruckertom

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. What is possible now?

@gonufc

3 жыл бұрын

Sort of, it also says something about infrastructure in the Soviet Union.

@yourMom-ic4wr

3 жыл бұрын

Beer_Gut_Boomer probably about double that, but it’s just not practical

@sadrockwell

3 жыл бұрын

@@supertruckertom The russians actually have a nuclear bomb that was designed not too long ago to destroy an area the size of france. france is the same size as texas if that puts things into perspective for you

@djmoo1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@supertruckertom These are not what would worry me. Two things that worry me that came out of the Cold War and Soviet Union specifically, were the Deadhand system and Cobalt Bombs. Cobalt Bombs are Thermonuclear weapons with a cobalt 59 lining. When detonated and fused the cobalt-59 changes to cobalt-60 , then falls to the earth as horrifically longer lasting and substantially more intense radiation. This makes waiting in shelter for the fallout to decay to safe levels unattainable. Cobalt bombs were considered to be the ultimate area denial "Doomsday" weapons. Even worse than Cobalt Bombs is the Deadhand system. The Soviet Union claimed to have developed and implemented a system that could recognize a nuclear detonation anywhere on Soviet soil. The system would then automatically launch a full Nuclear strike using the last updated list of pre-selected targets without any further human input. It was claimed that the reason for the system was that even in the event of a surprise attack, taking out all Soviet command and control mutual destruction would be assured. There were supposedly several close calls with the system nearly registering false detonations. There are rumors and speculation that Russia may have reactivated an updated version of this system.

Why does youtube always recoomend me explosive stuff when im shitting

@brycemmm5441

3 жыл бұрын

no fucking way me too

@RockMeBuddha

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

he said at beginning it was a 40 minute documentary, but the video is 06:31 long, showing he has sped the video up by 3x atleast

When you have 1% battery and you're ordering food

@Minong_Manitou_Mishepeshu

3 жыл бұрын

What a Gen. Z...

@instagramat_xtacee_money4516

3 жыл бұрын

True

@jaguarholly7156

3 жыл бұрын

that made me physically laugh

@scottobrien4332

3 жыл бұрын

When you're ordering food before you get nuked

@brsrc759

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No way that you can witness this live and not think that "maybe we've gone a bit too far".

@atriciacannon4579

3 жыл бұрын

We were warned.👽

@iCore7Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Science

@mftripz8445

3 жыл бұрын

If you witnessed it you would be thinking “AH MY EYES” and then 20 seconds later “AH MY SKIN”

@Bigma6400

3 жыл бұрын

Actually i think I wouldn’t and just enjoy payback to the country we fight against

@isaacpierna2462

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

This is the perfect speed to narrate stuff on KZread. So many channels talk so slowly I'm like just get on with it, & give up. This is the way it should be done. Thank you

Great channel! Finally someone that narrates at a decent speed. I usually have to play other channels at 1.5x or greater. Ignore those who can't follow your cadence.

Tsar Bomba Dropped* “I killed them, all of them... not just the City, The towns and villages too”

@yeah-sx1dj

3 жыл бұрын

Harry50cal

@gskillet4219

3 жыл бұрын

Men of culture

@marteinnv452

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it. Please help me become a man of culture.

@gskillet4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@marteinnv452 you shall know, when the time comes,

@jigneshchauhan5470

3 жыл бұрын

@@marteinnv452 Go to the center of r/prequelmemes' pull, and find your reference you will 😁

Narrator sounds scared sh**less. Like talking as fast as possible before the KGB could get him.

@fawn7531

3 жыл бұрын

The kgb are disbanded now. You probably mean the FSB and the SVR

@charlesunlimited2510

3 жыл бұрын

​@@fawn7531 That's what they want us to think 😈 😂

@bdssith888

3 жыл бұрын

@@fawn7531 that’s something a member of the KGB would say... HAHA just joking, no need to do anything 😅

@fawn7531

3 жыл бұрын

@@bdssith888 maybe I am? Except a knock to your door ( just kidding btw)

@bdssith888

3 жыл бұрын

@@fawn7531 yep, we’re all just kidding 😅

Now THAT scientist is a person worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize

If everyone made videos like this, we'd be able to watch 3.2X as many videos in our life times.

I appreciate him not trying to hit that 10 minute mark. I respect those, who respect my time.

@brsrc759

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Glass half full guy! There's always one..

@ultranitro437

3 жыл бұрын

If you were really worried about wasting precious time you wouldnt be watching pointless mini docs and leaving comments.

@ErinBunny24

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultranitro437 they are only pointless if that's what they are to you. To some they are educational, and entertaining.

@_gamingninja

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be real here lol. Most of us are on KZread to waste/pass time. I get what you mean though. People filling the video only for the sake of hitting minute marks are mildly infuriating.

@laurikotivuori1585

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultranitro437 So we shouldn't learn about history now? You fucking kidding me?

I’m glad this guy found KZread, instead of some cattle or used car auctioneer job somewhere.

@brsrc759

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bahrin1809

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha so far the best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ETR_Unicorn

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

More content in 6 and a bit minutes than those hour long pbs documentaries. Mainly coz of how fast this guy talks. Thanks!

Lmao mans mouth is going 120 in a 30 mph zone

The real life equivalent of Alt + F4

@Shadowclaw6612

3 жыл бұрын

more like the real life equivilent of task manager

@FloridaManGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Hey dude

@orangebagyt6205

3 жыл бұрын

@@FloridaManGaming ah yes a florida man

@orangebagyt6205

3 жыл бұрын

@Plebe 007 wait what

@dwaynevenzon643

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if they strapped this in an ICBM and ww3 Started America is in great danger

4:11 Lol. Imagine hand tightening the last screw on the biggest bomb in human history.

@donjohnson5653

3 жыл бұрын

NO TORK SPECS!!!!!

@dameyonealons7085

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah i was like whats they guy job

@lycossurfer8851

3 жыл бұрын

@@krisg822 one difference is this would kill the assembler, the room he's in, the building he's in, the factory complex, the city, and the county......

@aubreylaughlin6353

3 жыл бұрын

@@donjohnson5653 torque**

@ahmadhackett7383

3 жыл бұрын

@@aubreylaughlin6353 torqueue

What i find even scarier than this is the fact that the tsar bomb was only 1/3rd of its original planned size. The Russians actually discovered how to indefinitely increase the power of an explosion, and had planned to test the Tsar bomb 3 times more powerful than what was dropped. However, scientists last minute concluded that an explosion of that power would literally destroy the Earth, so they toned it down. And what's even more crazy is that the Tsar bomb is nothing compared to the explosive power of the cosmos. Explosions can be truly staggering

@patinho5589

Жыл бұрын

We destroyed the planet we used to live on in this way. The planet has a consciousness. Now we have bad karma.

I subscribed just because this dude values my time.

This nuke is too big to be used/launched Me as an Kerbal space program player: OBSERVE

@TheCrowOfJudgement

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@burningchrome70

3 жыл бұрын

Very good.

@spaceflightcrewmate1934

3 жыл бұрын

The most kerbal thing to do

@mikewizz1895

3 жыл бұрын

Attach plane to bomb. Problem fixed!

@greentea1396

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, a ksp comment

"3800 Times the size of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima".....Try and wrap your head around that!.......

@Mrtweet81

3 жыл бұрын

My head isn’t big enough to even wrap around the Little boy of Hiroshima.

@exsappermadman25055

3 жыл бұрын

@@flyingcow1343 Its completely mental!...No wonder they stopped the tests afterwards.....

@josephburchanowski4636

3 жыл бұрын

Nuke Map does a good job at helping one understand the size of different nuclear detonations. It gives rough calculations of the prompt radiation, thermal burns, pressure of the shockwave, crater, fireball, and rough understanding of fallout. My favorite metric to use is try to see how much far the nuke can reliably break windows. Turns out it can be quite difficult to break all the windows in a state or a European country even with a shit ton of nukes.

@exsappermadman25055

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephburchanowski4636 My fav fact about the bombs is only one person had the smarts to watch the first test of an atomic bomb with his bare eyes.....Richard P Feynman knew that a certain kind of light would make you go blind, so he got in a car/van and watched it behind glass, as he knew that the glass would stop that light from rendering him sightless......Very not sure that would have worked with this huge monster!.......

@josephburchanowski4636

3 жыл бұрын

@@exsappermadman25055 "Richard P Feynman knew that a certain kind of light would make you go blind," Probably infrared, as large parts of the infrared spectrum are absorbed by glass and in large nukes it is the second most damaging thing after the shockwave. It mostly just heats things up, but it turns out our eyes are very vulnerable to direct heating. Often the immense infrared radiation produce by a nuke is known as the thermal pulse, depending on the nukes size and distance it can catch wood of fire, give third degree burns to any exposed skin, and of course cause flash blindness to an insane distance if you decide to look at the nuke. Random side note about infrared light. Some of those powerful green lasers when too cold will stop emitting in green, and emit entirely in infrared. If it doesn't have a good filter on it to block the infrared light, you can have a powerful, invisible, and eye damaging beam. Many people have gotten permanent eye damage thinking their laser was broken and trying to see what was wrong with it.

I love your documentaries :D Could you probably also give information in metrics? :P

Very informative and good choice of clips

Just one little nitpick, but the Tu-95 that dropped the Tsar Bomba wasn't a jet, but a turbo prop plane.

@greentea1396

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's visible, the props is visible

@killswitch1982

3 жыл бұрын

@@greentea1396 Yeah, kinda hard to miss on a Tu-95 since the damn thing has so many.

@razor1uk610

3 жыл бұрын

@@killswitch1982 I'm pretty sure hes' covered teh Tzar Bomb before on his old channel..??.. going by pure memory alone (never a perfect thing)

@Mgl1206

3 жыл бұрын

The equivalent of the B-29

@killswitch1982

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mgl1206 Not really the "equivalent" of the B-29. While it is true that the Tu-95 is a result of the Soviets reverse engineering the Boeing B-29, it's a very different beast and far superior to the B-29. For starters, the B-29 used 4 radial piston engine with one prop for each engine. The Tu-95 uses turbo-props which uses turbines, and each of the four engines has a pair of counter-rotating props. The B-29 had straight wings while the Tu-95 uses swept wings for better aerodynamics. And since the Tu-95 has remained the Soviet/Russian Federation's primary strategic bomber all this time it has been updated with much more modern technology and avionics over the years. The Tu-95 still remains the fastest prop-driven aircraft ever made.

I see people hating on his voice, but I don’t believe English is his first language, he speaks very well and his voice has that “history channel nostalgia” sound. It’s nice.

@thatgaming1940

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's his first language since it's pretty good.

@VinylUnboxings

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatgaming1940 you'd be surprised

@MrPokemon7777

3 жыл бұрын

the voice is fine people just find it hard to keep up with the speed

@thatgaming1940

3 жыл бұрын

ping turn the speed to 0.75x

@heroinfluenzer

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatgaming1940 that makes it sound shitty

Another brilliant documentary and commemtation thanknu i love it love all the dark work whats the background soundtrack

Funny how when they talk about the earth warming up they never mention all the nuclear bombs we have dropped lol

@wattsun7946

3 жыл бұрын

Also nuclear plants. There was a scientist on KZread for years that showed data that the ice caps melts were found to have high levels of nuclear fuel byproducts from Nuclear plants leaks.

@slimerewoods5766

3 жыл бұрын

Because when nuclear bombs hit, heat isn’t the problem. Ever thought about why people say nuclear winter and not nuclear summer or something? Nuclear war would make the world colder figuratively and literally.

@slimerewoods5766

3 жыл бұрын

@@wattsun7946 nuclear plants are not dangerous and have completely clean emissions though?

@mattgoeswheelin

3 жыл бұрын

@@wattsun7946 not true. Almost 100% of nuclear plant by products such a tritium are very widely reused. Nuclear energy is some of the cleanest and least pollutant, while remaining very efficient.

@wattsun7946

3 жыл бұрын

I get my information from NRC own reports, What you are saying doesn't mean plants never leak. There have been unsafe Tritium leaks all over. Nice strawman attempt though

Transported by steam train. Steam train. It's amazing to me the technology to make the planet unfit for humans with a handful of devices was close enough in humanities timeline to have been transported this way. Scary

@Edmar_Fecler

3 жыл бұрын

We were children playing with hand grenades. Tsar was like blowing up the neighbor’s dog and realizing “shit... we should probably stop”

2020 when world governments declassifies things by posting them on KZread

@skysea7785

3 жыл бұрын

Quarantine probably make them reflect on them selves. I hope so....

KZread: wanna watch nukes at 4am Me: I have 3hrs before I gotta wake up. Why not

What is the official "rosatom state atomic energy corporation" channel called?? When I type that in the search, the closest thing I can find channel-wise is called "Rosatom Global". Is that the channel you are referring to?

This guys speaks faster than the shockwave from the Tsar Bomb.

It's amazing how much resources and technology we put into in destroying ourselves.

@chancethegreat2

3 жыл бұрын

Its paradoxical that way, making it easier to destroy ourselves so its harder to destroy ourselves..

@jamesm568

3 жыл бұрын

@@chancethegreat2 Sounds like a never ending reboot.

@TheDuckseason

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesm568 It is called "MAD" Mutually Assured Destruction , send me yours I will send u mine,

@jamesm568

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDuckseason 😂

@Predator42ID

3 жыл бұрын

Well as a society we have benefited a lot thanks to putting a lot of resources into destroying ourselves.

..it’s said to fast, yet so fluent, all documentary videos should be read like this.

Could someone please tell me what the Link is, for The YT Channel, where the Rosatom's documentary about "Tsar" resides? Is it still currently posted? Thank you.

Anime Russia: "That was only 50% my power!"

@dariusadams9644

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@allaroundalec

3 жыл бұрын

best comment easily

@ShOxCooking

3 жыл бұрын

Tsar bomba chan

@b05-decastromariuskievh.48

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShOxCooking lol

Damn, what did this guy take to talk faster than the reactions going on inside that bomb.

@aahmadfaruq4978

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@jamesrichardson8379

3 жыл бұрын

Meth

@PrimeKilla

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesrichardson8379 he definitely smoked some meth.

This dude has so many videos to narrate bless him. Sounds like he records them 2 minutes before the deadline to publish the vids. Our hero!

As a descendant of two people who met at Los Alamos during the Manhattan Project, I am both morbidly fascinated by atomic/nuclear weapons and terrified that they will ever be used again. When Alice Cramden says that her kitchen "looks like Yucca Flats -- after the blast!" that's about as close to an atomic or nuclear weapon as I want to be. Ever.

I love how this guy talks really fast and he just gets to the point

@flectz

3 жыл бұрын

thats why i like this channel in general, its all info, no filler and bs

@sushimidnight9539

3 жыл бұрын

Yea a ton of people hate on how fast he talks but its fine by me. I rarely even notice

@ONeill01

3 жыл бұрын

It's a computer voice

@michaelneufeld9479

3 жыл бұрын

I love that he doesn't waste time and has good content

@preal9400

3 жыл бұрын

Straight to the point!!!

There is something about how the Tsar bomba was originally built as a 3 stage bomb with a much higher yield, but at the last minute someone decided that one of the stages would be inert (packed with lead I believe), making it a 2 stage H bomb. It was nerfed! and still did 50MT

@warrior--poet5418

2 жыл бұрын

when additives enter the blast, it is a dirty bomb - if those non explosives are an isolate, the material compounds in various ways, usually with flash, and depending on the element or compound used, the particles can super charge, hold for days, increase luminance, poison clouds, spread out fast, resist melting & create hot hail - plus, with any or some of those in the air, if the spiked warhead also hits the ground (or very close to it), the magnify aspect, radioactive soil, and strong downward thrust (appx 400-500ft), will float the soil & tainted, radical ions more level across the zone, leaving low hanging matter to permeate every alcove and penetrate bunkers & cellars.. just the release of one detonated warhead (15 to 20meg) is considered no less than the full industrial output of a medium sized nation, all at once; as they continually laid out with 'untargeted' nukes, for data, in underground & low to high stratos conditions, we are seeing the major contributing factor responsible for atmospherically permanent expansions of the density our sky has become over time, which is contacting more stellar winds than it's ever been bombarded with - this excites ions with far more energy, which, in turn blankets our outer sphere, creates friction, bringing electron flood & mixing with expansive gases & causing an exacerbation of global heat.. at the rate of secret testing that we hear of later, we're not only gonna lose on keeping our natural gas or petroleum to operate mechanical devices, we at this stage must (or should) plan, accordingly, remove guber managements for 'we the people' so this can be controlled more efficiently (main science has been letting it slide to polity punks).. if the appointed and elected are unwilling or insufficiently prepared (or use it as a money hole), the unity of the able citizens can draw on veritable resources, without red-tape, gubers, or consultants - because unity for a dire cause only happens when focused on the pertinent task (a weakness of capitol hill) and diligent with organized completion of that task (through proper understanding); gubers must exploit it for more pork bills & professors just move way too slow as their requests & experiments do not fight hard nor are they diligent..!!

@DrDeuteron

2 жыл бұрын

you want a heavy tamper to contain the fusion for a few 10-20 ns more for maximum fusion, so Pb208 is ok. Non-fissile U238 is very heavy, and fissions under fast neutrons, which is what fusion makes, so you get a full 50 MT from U238... almost 6000 pounds of it: that's a lot of fall out.

@warrior--poet5418

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrDeuteron ~ if what does not fry us under °12k flash, perhaps it will turn everyone into an army of ultimately pissed-off mega, delta-gamma 'hulk' variations..

What a terrifying weapon... scary.. incredible footage! 👍

Got my like and subscription for the narration alone

USA: Mother of all bombs Soviets: TSAR of all the BOMBAS!

@kimmogensen4888

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and titel Tsar = Caesar/Emperor. King of bombes he sat, but King is normally under the titel of Emperor.

Let's not forget the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (START) expires in February 2021

@Predator42ID

3 жыл бұрын

Thank heavens for that.

@random-b-i2480

3 жыл бұрын

What is that, can someone explain I've heard of it i don't really know what is it

@Paethgoat

3 жыл бұрын

@@random-b-i2480 START was a couple of treaties the US signed with USSR/Russia to reduce the overall number of nuclear weapons each country had.

@random-b-i2480

3 жыл бұрын

@@Paethgoat i like how it timed perfectly with the pandemic and all that stuff happening in 2020 So "START" is basically a fucking welcome from 2021. Nice.....

@patricktho6546

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't the US and Russia already leave those?

Imagine all of the pollution in our atmosphere caused by all of the atomic bombs being dropped

If you put it on 0.25 speed he sounds like an insanely drunk guy at a bar who is really into military history and is trying really hard to tell you all about it.

Robert Oppenheimer: “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”.

@stsk7

3 жыл бұрын

Nice quote. I remember that one from Dan Carlin's podcast destroyer of worlds

@Mgl1206

3 жыл бұрын

Skye Walker Oppenheimer said this after the Trinity test. It was from a Hindu scripture

@DARTHMOBIUS

3 жыл бұрын

It’s from ‘bhagavad Gita’, where Vishnu got his war-face on and tries to convince Prince Arjuna to go kick-ass...

@olegue3554

3 жыл бұрын

@@DARTHMOBIUS It’s a quote of Julius Robert Oppenheimer, the father of the first nuclear bomb. He said that after the first successful deployment of an atomic bomb in the New Mexico desert

@DARTHMOBIUS

3 жыл бұрын

@@olegue3554: Oppenheimer was quoting Hindu Scripture, he even says so in an interview.

Damn this guy is smart! He sped up his voice to match the speed of the old video cameras, if you turn it to 0.75 playback speed it sounds just like all his other videos and you don't have to watch super speedy footage

Hey nice video but can you also use kilometers and miles in your future videos? thanks

Fun fact: When you're reading a classified file you've to read it very fast

@ihavebecomedeaththedestroy2027

3 жыл бұрын

This is underrated

Sakarov: YES TSAR BOMBA LETS DO THIS Sakarov: **watches the test** Sakarov: We need less nuclear stuff...

@dariusadams9644

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha less nuclear stuff that funny your a genius

Everyone skits his voice.. but I think it perfectly relays the serious and terrifying nature of the topics he explains.

Do you have the link for the 40min Tsar Documentary?

It’s like deleting your city in Sim City 4 but end up setting your computer on fire and kicking it down a cliff into a river

I actually prefer this quick narration style. No over dramatisation or unnecessary dialogue. Just the facts and essential details in a short form video. Subscribed!

The cold war era had to be the scariest time to be live. The thing that makes me uncomfortable is there is a reason these bombs still exist. The only changes we've made in the field is to make them deadlier.

@oldhag2881

Жыл бұрын

USA now has variable-yield devices. Literally dial-a-nuke.

What’s scary is the fact that what we have today could be even worse😳😬

@agnostos6378

3 жыл бұрын

not at all. the best we have right now is 1.8 megatons. Which is very much less than the tsar bomb as you see here.

@wendydelisse9778

3 жыл бұрын

There have been news reports of a Russian 100-megaton torpedo. If used in some future war to sink just one ship such as an oil tanker in the open ocean, the future use by the Russians of such a 100-megaton nuclear topedo to sink just one ship could arguably be considered to be a case of nuclear overkill. However, the Russians are most likely thinking that such a powerful torpedo during some future war could sink every ship docked in an enemy port city, and at the same time exhibit collateral damage in the form of making an anti-Russian port city region such as New York City or Los Angeles too radioactive for people to live in for a century or so afterward. Some people say that the Cold War between Russia and America never really ended, meaning that the nuclear arms race could very easily still be going on between the two superpowers. Now in the year 2021, who really knows what ghastly nuclear weapons have been created by the superpowers? My guess is that even the leaders of the two superpowers have not been told by their own military men about entire classes of various Cold War weapons systems of various sorts, Cold War weapons systems invented perhaps many decades ago that only the military men and the weapons manufacturers know about.

Although poop isn't my first choice as the topic for a joke, it's definitely a solid number two.

@limescaleonetwo3131

3 жыл бұрын

💩

@sashaputin8801

3 жыл бұрын

wdym

@joeyr7294

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't you comment the same "joke" on one of Simon whistler's channels?

@KingHarkinianMah21

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a pretty shitty joke

@cowardynoobie8317

3 жыл бұрын

KingHarkinianMah21 no pun intended

This guy speaks so fast he doesn't even sound like he's talking English

A fact omitted from the video is that when Sakharov designed the 1st Czar Bomba, it was 100 megatons. It frightened him so he reduced it by 1/2 to 50 mega tons

The Soviet scientists worked so hard and fast on whether they could develop such a weapon that they failed to stop and think whether or not they even should. Even though the Czar Bomba was simply an experimental bome, the fact that it was created and even scaled down from 100 megatons to 50 megatons speaks volumes on just how much importance the Soviet Union placed on having the biggest nuclear weapon ever tested. The US did a smaller scale test on Bikini Atoll and nearly wiped it off the face of the earth with a 15 megaton detonation called Castle Bravo(originally only supposed to yeild 4-8 megatons thus putting the scientists on the nearby atol in serious danger). This was several years before the Soviets dropped Czar Bomba (Castle Bravo was detonated March 1, 1954). Castle Bravo remains the largest test explosion of a nuclear device done by the United States and marked the beginning of the end of surface detonation of nuclear test weapons. Castle Yankee II yielded 13.5 megatons and was detonated April 27th, 1954. Further testing was carried out up to July 22nd, 1958 when Juniper became the last nuclear detonation yielding 65 kilotons. This would be the last atmospheric detonation done by the US. Really scary to think of just how many nuclear test deceives were detonated by all countries involved in nuclear testing. Perhaps this has more to do with global climate change than vehicle emissions and drilling. Just an observation.

When you’re turtle heading but you have a whole script to read

@poelwe8157

3 жыл бұрын

Your*

@FunkkyPanda69

3 жыл бұрын

He had it right the first time. Read it to yourself with your own eyeballs. “When you are turtle heading but you...”

Why is his voice sped up? It’s bothering the piss out of me

@riseoftheright2501

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down now

@Graham.556

3 жыл бұрын

i cant even tell lol

@yojojo3000

3 жыл бұрын

Slow the video down and it sounds normal

@bobclifton8021

3 жыл бұрын

You don't like the voice? Don't listen! Problem solved. You should be listening for the content not to criticize the delivery. If delivery were important half the professors in this country would be jobless and rightly so.

@samueldormervil

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobclifton8021 that's exactly what I did, stopped listening, this was a recommendation not a channel I follow

Is this Post10 on KZread's brother. They sound similar but at varying narration speed

Did you speed up your commentary? I dunno it just sounds weird

People hate on your voice and pace but I like it. And it feels nostalgic somehow.

This guy can probably read the whole bible in 10 minutes

@JeanLucCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

He talks like a gun is at his head😂

@orti1283

3 жыл бұрын

@@JeanLucCaptain why does everyone say that he talks too fast? I find his speed perfectly fine

@JeanLucCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

@@orti1283 he is using PANZERCHOCOLAT 😂

@koiiyhonze9148

3 жыл бұрын

@@orti1283 because people want everything to be perfect and thankful for what we get

@iCore7Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@orti1283 you must be on crack

I love the pace of your delivery. Another channel would have the same info but make a hour long video.

If this was narrated at a normal pace it would be a 46 minute documentary

“We’ll show them our superiority” *almost blows up plane *Blows up own city *scraps idea cause it’s too dangerous to test CIA:👌👍

@michcrag53

3 жыл бұрын

What tf are you smoking bro how is the Cia happy that they could be hit by the god dam hammer of god this is some maximum coping

@fencserx9423

3 жыл бұрын

@@michcrag53 the “Scraps idea cause it’s too dangerous to test” is the key there

@michcrag53

3 жыл бұрын

@@fencserx9423 Uhhhhhh no they still had a tsar bomba your massively coping

@animewarrior3

3 жыл бұрын

@@michcrag53 you... your serious?

@Marcus.G

3 жыл бұрын

CIA after shitting and pissing themselves: 👌👍

Truman: We have a bomb that can destroy a city USSR: That's cute!!

@torquetheprisoner

3 жыл бұрын

thats why russia is broke cos it ony could afford one big bomb

@buckhorncortez

3 жыл бұрын

The U.S. physicists working on the "Super" had looked at yields as large as 100 megatons in 1949 - 1950. It's not like the Soviets did something no other country could do.

@Shadowclaw6612

3 жыл бұрын

@@buckhorncortez its not that no other country could do it it was that they did it

@dotdashdotdash

3 жыл бұрын

Russia: hold my beer

@nahyanrajee198

3 жыл бұрын

@@buckhorncortez did they make it? No

What's the name of the music u used in the background at 5:50

can I get the link to the source video??

The Tzar Bomba, when it was planned to be tested, the Soviets feared its destruction so they toned it down to HALF intensity. Even at half its potential power, it was still the largest man-made explosion ever created

@bighands69

Жыл бұрын

The problem in that era with the technology, physics and maths available is that they really found it difficult to actually scale the detonation. The US test Bravo was suppose to yield 15 megatons but it went much higher than that and probably was at the scale of the Tsar. It was realized in the US that the super large detonations were not practical as a weapons system as they were so large and so heavy that there was no real means of delivery. That is why they focused on smaller scale actuate systems hence why half the US arsenal today is low yield systems that have a very high likelihood of reaching their intended target.