everyone asking "what happened to the beach?" but no one asks "what do you think about the car?" anymore. 30 years sure do a lot to people.

i can't believe it's been 30 years already??? it feels like just a few weeks ago sympathy came out 💔

I met Declan back in October 2047 and it was horrific. I walked into the METAbar and said hi, he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I stood there and asked to take a Metagram with my new brainchip he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life with your greatest hits album" I say. "You're the reason I'm not on Mars somewhere today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying?" The Mod took my report and I headed out into a Metacab and that's when Declan started speaking whale from inside the bar. I still can't believe that happened.

@AudreyRoseLawson

9 ай бұрын

NO WAY 😭😭😭

@rugma1696

9 ай бұрын

HELPP I thought I was the only one who he called like that😂 although it's a slightly different one the "t" was a "g"😢 all good though, my brainchip assistant is telling me to see him, hear him, and love him

@makcnezie

8 ай бұрын

HELP 😭😭

I was promised the 3rd album would be called "Graveyard for Gazebos", the more you know, the less you feel

@moons2935

9 ай бұрын

LMAOO

The best artists are the ones that announce their new album 30 years later 😂💜, love you Declan!!! This album will surely be another great hit

I cant believe its been 30 years since zeros

We‘ve waited for so long. I used to listen to Decco mecco when I was still in school and now that I have retired, I will get to hear a new album oh lord

already love this album and it isn’t even fully dropped 🤩🤩🤩🤩

I love it, feels like a parody but so does real life so who knows anymore, lines are all blurred but I'm buzzing for this

He's the most relevant artist of the generation and you can't prove me wrong.

así se siente esperar álbum de declan cada 4 años

@MicaelaCabral1

9 ай бұрын

jajsjajajaj literalmente amo que el también lo comprenda y haga sátiras sobre eso

1:11 the fact that he's only supposed to be like 54 here has me WEEPING 😭

Wow, how time flies! I can’t believe it’s already been 30 years, but I definitely know I missed him

Living for old man declan 😎

this is goofy af, i love it i cant wait for the album!

I can’t wait for the peak of music to return‼️🙌🕺

Grande Declan, anunciando un álbum 10 años antes 😎👍🏼

@afago.

9 ай бұрын

Or, according to trailer, 30 years later.

WEATHER BOY

Don’t think I’ve ever laugehd so hard

He is on some newwww shit

DECLAN OMG

My god he’s the best to ever do it

OMG OMG YESSSS

WOOOOOO

I AM IN LOVE

DEC I LOVE YOU

One Word: "WOW!" (Can't Wait!!!) - FACT !!! 🙂 (And to THINK - How ZEROS - changed my Life!) - YES! - I Have it on "Glow In the Dark Green Vinyl!" - Like a PROPER "Dec Fan!" 🙂

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yupii

OMG!

This album is going to be the shit dude i just know it I LOVE YA DEC

i can’t wait oh my god

LOVEEEE❤

This is so British of him

I AM DEAD EXCITED FOR THIS ALBUM

Love this guy ❤

king is back

Bem diferente de tudo q já vi do Declan ❤

LETS GOOOOOO

So brave of him to age naturally despite all his riches

Dis bout to be HEAT! 🔥

OH MY GODDDD

i’m off to tenerife 🥰

aiiiiiiiiiii🤩🤩🤩🤩

IM SO EXCITED

IM SO EXITED❤️

im crying real tears

Father is mothering.

Love it .. can't wait!

cant wait

I already pre ordered

This made my week, thanks Declan

THIS IS PERFECTION

DECLAN YOU’RE A LEGEND

I love this

DUDE I AM SO EXCITED

30 years really flew by... damn

Best album promo ever, I'm so excited!!! Let's goo old ass Declan

Apuesto a que será increíble

Omg thank u, dec, i love you só much

Instantly love this album name

DAMNNNN IM SO EXCITED

OH MY GODDDDD FINALLY

Eita, parece q vai ser um álbum temático, tipo o Tranquility do Arctic Monkeys, gostei ❤

Ever since howl ❤️

oohh this album is about to be everything

AHHH YEZSS LET ME.PRE ORDERRRR

This is the best album trailer I’ve ever seen

Por fiiin! Te amo dec c:

All true

❤❤

Buena Declan

OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

ALBUM OF THE DECADE INCOMINGGG

OMG FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS!

I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO NOTHING WORKS

omg

Oh he did now

Que horrible me encanta

His silence on the uprising of 2037 is deafening

everyone: declan pls shave your moustache!!! declan: 1:12

"He dissapeared for 30 years". Sounds about right

OMG

His job is beach ⛱️

no one asking "how is the beach?" 😭

😍😍😍🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🔥🔥

how am i supposed to recover after this

viejo rico, viejo sabroso

WHAT GLASSES DID HE HAVE AT THE END I NEED TO KNOW

HOLD UPPPPP

GORL HELP

this is so

"30 years later" *declan appears looking like a 90 year old* lmaooooo

why do i feel like declan is actually planning on abandoning his music career after this album and returning 30 years later to make this documentary JUST for the pure comedic value

YESSSSHAIEJFIIW

OMG 😨

😛

well, he didn't age well but I'm excited

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEACH

LMAOOO