I want to beleaf

One time my declawed (not by us) cat brought home a leaf as a gift, to match her clawed companion's dead rodent from the woods. I now realize that must have been a powerful ghostly entity she had defeated.

A leaf? That's obviously fake. The only

'IVE GOT A GHOST ON TAPE! A REAL GHOST! Now should I sent it to some scientists or government officials to prove there is an after life and get world wide fame? NO! Ill send it to some overly dramatized TV show so they can do a 3 minute segment and interview me!"

This reminds me of when Allison and Phelous were exploring abandoned buildings.

To be fair the leaf probably did want those weirdos to go away

The thing I love most about these kinds of shows is they basically have to play dumb and pretend Davinci resolve and Blender don't exist. Also, they live in a world where we all haven't had HD image stabilized cameras that can shoot high quality footage on a whim in are pockets for the last 5-10 years. It's crazy how ghosts, bigfoot and aliens only ever seem to get caught by terrible security cameras, people shooting on 20+ year old cameras or folks using the lowest quality option in their phone with image stabilization turned off.

MY theory is that the leaf was actually bigfoot's friend and agreed to shake back and forth to distract a couple of dopes, while bigfoot snuck by behind them.

Busting makes y’all and us feel good! 👻

When I saw that plant rhythmically swaying back and forth, I thought it might be an Earth spirit tormented by urbanization, that is to say, a metro-gnome. Your assurance that it was just foliage filled me with re-leaf.

"A farmer would never do this."

I know how I feel about bigfoot... There's no rule that a bigfoot can't play middle-school basketball.

That's gotta suck being a ghost stuck haunting an office. Not even death itself freeing you from the 9 to 5 grind.

As a child I grew up in a 100+ year old house in a historical section of my town. I've seen many shadow figures and heard disembodied voices speak to me. That being said nothing could prepare me for seeing that leaf.

"The following tale you're about to hear... is true. And by 'true,' I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?

I want a Bigfoot sticker that says "THERE HE GOES" at the bottom now

"We have definitive proof that Santa Claus is real."

Crop circles are actually a chess-like game played between aliens and angels during the weekend

8:08

Absolutely making that shirt now "We are the couple that saw a Leaf 🌿"