I want this on a shirt. "I'm not doing anything inherently illegal, just morally dubious"

@artemefimov8215

3 жыл бұрын

Sus

@jamesminton5611

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmm

@mclatchyt

Жыл бұрын

I'll take 7! :D

@lordchaos3090

Жыл бұрын

@@mclatchyt I'll take 8

@Broadcast13-9

Жыл бұрын

Jay get on this please I beg you

I’m just imagining the Overwatch AI digitally slamming her head against her desk every time she has to deal with RubixRaptor’s unit

@jasonml3508

3 жыл бұрын

i can just imagine her going “Not these guys again.”

@YeetseeBlam

3 жыл бұрын

Vital alert!

@tamper2819

3 жыл бұрын

She’s just like “What the fuck? You guys are out of protocol! Do something right for once! Are you guys even Combine soldiers?”

@f.b.ispywilliam7841

3 жыл бұрын

What they are is a bug in the system one unit at a time becomes this unit even if they are wiped out another unit will appear with this

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

funniest shit ive ever seen

"I don't think anything there doing is inherently illegal just morally dubious"

Assement of Overwatch Elite Commando “Rubix” #19117: Elite Rubix has shown general incompetence, ranking lower then even his unaugmented CP counter parts. Despite this, Rubix has lead multiply operations against insurgent elements and has come out not only alive but also having completed all mission objectives; with a high friendly causality count amongst his unit. Rubix commands Civil Protection Subtask Group 31, otherwise known as “Ignis”, a rather peculiar subtask Group, with rather eccentric personalities amongst there ranks. Despite this, Central has allowed the Subtask group 31 to remain in operation rather then being scrapped as Stalkers. Unfortunately, Ignis would meet its end during the City 17 Uprising, with Rubix and his command squad being wiped out by Anti-Citizen One (Gordon Freeman) This was the last transmission from Ignis lead “He has a fucking chair! OH GO----*Static*

@kekistanimememan170

2 жыл бұрын

Insurgents? You mean contaminates

@green_lettuce

2 жыл бұрын

I have another head canon that during the ending of episode 1, you never see Barney in EP 2, my speculation is that Ignis Corps overran Barney with metro cops, combine soldiers, and also the head Elite of the squad. Rubix. Barney was being escorted by 4 rebels that were heading to white forest, till they heard multiple combine voices, elites sending out squad signals. Rubix told half of his unit to go to overrun Barney and the 4 rebels. 3 Normal rebels and 1 medic. Barney had his AR2 Holstered since he didn’t think any combine were near. But he took his AR2 once he heard the footsteps of the combine. He got confused as he heard Metrocop alerts. “What the hell are Metrocops doing out here?” Barney questioned The footsteps got louder and louder, to the point where he thought they were right in front of him. Like they were playing ring around the Rosie around his escort. Then, it was all clear. The combine unit “Ignis” jumped from cliffs and edges and started unloaded their clips. Multiple soldiers died. Barney was shot in the arm and his stomach. The bullet struck his stomach and flew straight out the other side. Rubix rounded up his troops. “Yo why you passin’ through the forest the fuckin’- the fuckin’ entrance is through the cave.” “Fuck you combine BITCH!” “Alright. That’s a line you’ve crossed motherfucker.” Rubix would laugh, he unhinged his backpack from his back and took out a sticky-bomb, he turned it on and planted it on Barney’s chest. “Idk man. This seems kinda cruel” A Metrocop elite would call out “We’re combine aren’t we?” Rubix turned. Rubix would call in a dropships with a 2 gunship escort. The Overwatch would sigh of annoyance to hear the voice of Rubix. She obliged and said “Access Granted” the gunships and dropships would collect the remaining men of Ignis Corps and fly off into the distant fog. The Overwatch Team Ignis didn’t Join the White Forest assault. As they were ordered and also supported by Hunters once they were ordered to go back to their post. (City 69 😏) The rebels found out about this base and decided to OVERUN it with the legend that survived 2 life-ending Incidents. (Citadel blowing up, ep 1 train crash. Etc) Gordon Freeman. The last thing that was heard from Ignis Corp was “Yo why this muf’ using a wooden plank to fly into the air- YO THIS GUY DESTROYED OUR HUNTER-CHOPPER WITH A FUCKING SPOON! HE HAS A CHAIR! OH GO----“

@green_lettuce

2 жыл бұрын

@ThyPeasantSlayer rubix’ remaining sterilized credits: -5000

@thedyingmeme6

2 жыл бұрын

I love Ignis lore lmao keep it up!

@SaucyPuppetShow1

2 жыл бұрын

*LORE*

8:42 is going to always live in my dreams. The Tractor of Sauron destroying our checkpoint.

@TheGreatJinx

3 жыл бұрын

I remember this event not unlike a fever dream

@elementalgamer0732

3 жыл бұрын

So, who was the naked cop?

@alephkasai9384

3 жыл бұрын

How did a single tractor destroy your entire squad and checkpoint?

@desrat4562

3 жыл бұрын

@@alephkasai9384 When the desync happened, the server was registering the tractor as still moving, and moving into the back of the immobile APC at that. Thus, when the server finally caught up it went, "Ah, I see, this tractor and APC blew up." And so they did... With every last one of us around them.

@alephkasai9384

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey I just realised, you're the dreadnought guy

The great tragedy of this video is that I didn't get any footage of Tails playing as Gordon Freeman and getting shot the moment he hopped out the car trunk he was hiding in. Maybe next time lol. Also if you enjoy the video consider slapping a like on it, it helps!

@Terry-Tuna

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, I gotchu homes

@jh5kl

3 жыл бұрын

will you show us some long one action? (i mean the giant sandworm that finally arrived in the recent last oasis update)

@binglee8000

3 жыл бұрын

Dang that would have been hilarious to see jay mate

@chaosinc.382

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, that sounded hilarious.

@DifficultyTweak

3 жыл бұрын

watching this video makes my hl2rp autism flare up

8:55 Taking advantage of Gordon Freeman's quite understandable fear of Source Ladders.

I love the guys who have the voice modifier to make themselves sound more like actual Combine troops. It just sounds really good.

I was just daydreaming about you doing a "COPS" episode being a Combine. What would be hella funny and cool!

@spazmonkey2131

3 жыл бұрын

Look up civil protection

@xblaster926

3 жыл бұрын

@@spazmonkey2131 he meant in Arma, or Jay's own version

@xblaster926

3 жыл бұрын

Also that would be awesome lol

@patriot17764th

3 жыл бұрын

lol ik right

@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult

3 жыл бұрын

Bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you!!!

Half Life 3 is here boys, and it comes with the cheese dlc.

@tvdinner8838

3 жыл бұрын

"Sometimes I dream about cheese" - some citizen

@thedeadspace1282

3 жыл бұрын

CHEESE

@quartiermeisterf9875

3 жыл бұрын

*CHEESE*

@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24

3 жыл бұрын

CHEESE

@DustyGamma

3 жыл бұрын

CHEESE

10:43 never has an IED been that hilarious

@anonymous-fm2bg

2 жыл бұрын

Yoink

Jay -"Hey what do you got going on?" Cheeseman- "Cheese" Clearly this man has got his priorities straight.

I dont know why they were giving that man such trouble over some kool-aid

That intro alone was gold, takes me back to the good ol days of gmod shitfuckery

6:26 As a Brit, I died there Edit: and everything before and after that was pure gold

@psychshift

3 жыл бұрын

A connoisseur of fine comedy I see.

@stikkippy1481

Жыл бұрын

It’s about 20.1 mph for European, and about 40 mph for African

Nice seeing people play your own mod :)

@RubixRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making such a good mod

Finally has a chance to survive the Mission Complete Screen unharmed, proceeds to ram himself into the ground.

7:55 pure comedy gold

@lavans5721

Жыл бұрын

Just the most pure, primal fear

I found this channel through your wh40k vids. I just wanna say thanks for making all this amazing content.

Those construction workers are really good at demolition I think the bus driver got their occupation wrong

"It's called R e c y c l i n g" I fucking died.

Dude, please tell me you have the name of the program/software used for the Combine voice at 0:40...

@boredguy6379

3 жыл бұрын

Fl Studio, kzread.info/dash/bejne/ln2npKSLeszQZM4.html

@HolyFurryFish1998

3 жыл бұрын

@@boredguy6379 cheers!

Just another day of the work, let’s see: Strange citizens, battle with rebels, a gentleman with a suitcase, etc. Everything is in order.

When the Resistance have more firepower than you do.

I haven’t laughed like this at raptors videos in a few days but damn that was good

I would love to see a HL2 dedicated server. Just like, 180+ people vibing in City 17, CPs beating civilians, and rebels messing with OTA.

I love how while gems planting the bomb and the soldier entered the house and stared at each for a moment before he shoots gems

Now this was a real treat! Thank ye much, Jay! Bless ya!

At least they didn't have to deal with Speedrunner Gordon. That would have been a nightmare.

@codyraugh6599

3 жыл бұрын

But they would have all shat themselves running away if they had heared "And that's why i have to kill everyone, to prove that I'm right and they're all out to kill me! GOD couldn't do it, so based off of Chaos Theory either I die or all these guys do."

This snuck through my recommended just like how Gordan snuck into the city in Half Life 2.

Friday, my favorite day of the week because that's when Jays videos come out

Still won't eat green eggs and ham with Jay

10:45 is just funny af

Great fun mate just keep up the great work would love to see more f this half-life stuff or maybe metro exodus

6:45 he really wouldn't tell me his chease secrets

What the combine soldiers really look like under the suit is horrific, if you get promoted they remove your arms and legs replace them with robotics, remove most of your guts and replace them with machines ,and tear out your eyes and replace them with cameras. Real body horror stuf if you look at the sketches and art

That Monty Python reference 🤣🤣

God damn this was utter chaos. AND I LOVED IT!

10:18 the most powerful metrocop on earth

really happy my horrid Texan accent gibberish made it in

I love how the man does a flip like in g mod

8:38 When ya shot him at a distance with that Deadman's switch I fucking lost it.

the whole "one speck of dirt" bit at the start was hilariously menacing

8:02 top ten anime betrayals

was playing rust while watching and that headshot sound effect scared me so much

Questions: What's the mod? How the HELL are they doing that amazing CP vocoder? I want that.

Half Life Beta Conscript version of this when???? Also, that ending :eyes:

i love the whos stuck in the waterpark. then the t-bagger geting recked. then the mines

The tractor cheese man is by far the best one in video

Love the vids keep posting them 💕🙂

I was not ready for the first 10 seconds of this video. Lmao

I have been waiting for this video for about 2 years

This was great man love halflife

This is awesome. Love how the civilians have to do actual guerilla wardare

Around 1:50 ish, they were actually the demolish people, so I mean guess they still construction workers

This is what I've been needing.

"why do you drink blood?" him: "theyre not using it? why let it waste?"

8:45 The eye of Glorbadesh, god of Arma desyncs is upon thee !

That was a masterpiece

He sounded like Dave from CivilProtection at 1:10

By watchting this I wonder if one can take part in this ... madness :)

I also dream a lot about Cheese and Milk and the Things that make Milk

@jh5kl

3 жыл бұрын

cows?

Can confirm Gems is still asleep in that field

Super fun op. Proud to be an Ignis boi.

holy shit now i cant stop thinking of combine or civil protection saying in a garbled radio ''Sometimes... i dream about cheese.'' ''Copy that''

Imagine spawning a horde of bunnies, but they're all headcrabs

4:43 Recovered footage of 1989 Tiananmen Square of Chinese military using crowd suppression tactics.

Looks like a pretty fun mod!

1:42 they were DEstruction workers

Recently found your channel and marathoning all your content. Do you stream, too? Or ever thought about streaming Arma sessions when you have time?

This video gave inspiration to draw some fanart combine soldiers in a ww2 style outfit

You guys should have used the sniper models for the combine and the AR3

5:48 You will sleep in the field... after 10 seconds frog gets shot in the head in the field cold blood 100

I love the fact that the combine without pants survive til the end

id just like to point out, there was a man running with no pants and no one questioned it 10:12 - 10:28

Damnit I was taking a drink when god damn Boomhower popped up

As soon as I watch this I'm slapped in the face with "sometimes I dream about cheese"

That convoy made me want a mad max multiplayer game

Loved it

Very cool

Rubix in thumbnail art looks like if Adler from COD: Cold war didn’t have any scars

PLEASE do more of this

This is why I'm subscribed

Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a highly trained professional!

lesson of the day: front-flips are deadly.

this is great

God i love how punchy those guns are. Headphone diaphragm go brrrrrrt

Like how everyone else has a voicehcanger, while Raptor's is just normal

This is peak emergent gameplay.

We need a sequel Mr. Rubix

It is not a rubixraptor without the insanity

More Half-Life Arma 3!!!! The whole check point thing was funny as shit too! XD lol

1:20 "hey uh, a tracer just went over your head".... "yeah but i diden't get hit, thats the difference" ....I think we MAY have found where the patroling AI's from RPG's come from guys.

Mike and Dave from Civil Protection would fit right in.

is it bad that within the first 30-40ish seconds of the video some part of my brain went "Wait a minute, I know this road...pretty sure I've been shot off a bike her numerous times, this map is Cherno isn't it?"

The delightful thing is, Jay forgets that construction workers can be accredited to handle and use explosives for demolitions work. The unit is just stupid and doesn't read signs indicating this building is to be evicted for demolition. That will always be my cover story. Also when it comes to calling blood, Kool-Aid the proper response is "stop questioning Soylent Green incorporated! or we will stop giving you rations! You do not anger the the people who make your breakfast!"

this is just amazing weary realistic

I love the sometimes I dream about cheese and everybody Goes Bananas

2:16 He sounds like Matthew from Underhell

Out of the amount of times I've watched this I never realized at 10:13 WHO IS THE NAKED MAN