I tried this for 2 days and now I speak 23 additional languages fluently

@puff6796

Жыл бұрын

noob i speak 24 now

@johannesziaether3916

Жыл бұрын

@@puff6796 I already used to speak 3, so now I speak 26

@puff6796

Жыл бұрын

@@johannesziaether3916 damn you got me

@azman6568

Жыл бұрын

Keep going 💪

@johannesziaether3916

Жыл бұрын

@@azman6568 Thanks for the support I'm now studying my 57th language

You are pretty good in Arabic. I never thought it would be easy for Americans to learn Arabic this fast. Gigachad isn't a myth anymore 🤯

@teriusrodriguez5200

Жыл бұрын

@Melacraft BRUH WHAT IS THIS?????????😭😭😭

@meadowsonmarss

Жыл бұрын

@Melacraft what does this have to do with anything

@markusketonen2412

Жыл бұрын

@Melacraft No, that is not part 2 to this video, that is video about what happens to all SPAMMERS

@aseretajoneba2129

Жыл бұрын

What did melacraft say

@meadowsonmarss

Жыл бұрын

@@aseretajoneba2129 one of those spammers who put a random link to a video and said "PART 2 TO THIS VIDEO"

2:05 You know you're a hyperpolyglot giga🇹🇩 when you can *listen* to a sign language 🔥

@angycucumber4319

Жыл бұрын

gigaromania

@salome_psychostudy_asd

Жыл бұрын

@@angycucumber4319 Romanian and Chadian flags look alike

@rakhatthenut3815

Жыл бұрын

🇷🇴🇹🇩 its different flags guys. I honestly don't know which one what country

@roby4215

Жыл бұрын

@@rakhatthenut3815 left one is romanian and right one is chad. Chad has a darker tone of blue

@Pironjani

Жыл бұрын

2:15 he's also trying to start another Balkan war over it

I’m pretty sure Language Simp is the result of some sort of biomedical engineering experimentation, but just to make it simpler for monolingual betas out there, he said instead that he had majored in biomedical engineering.

@Alesti5

Жыл бұрын

Where did he say that?

@maythesciencebewithyou

11 ай бұрын

He was obviously bitten by a radioactive dictionary

I want to be a gigachad when I grow up

@glock1975

Жыл бұрын

Good boy

@brighterror6130

Жыл бұрын

Grow up kiddo

@MemeFederation_

Жыл бұрын

69th like

@max-rd3bo

Жыл бұрын

You don't have to wait. Just occasionally pound your chest to assert dominance and always make people aware of your presence by making incoherent noise.

@Z7youtube

Жыл бұрын

want to be? when you grow up? Just go ahead and be one right now! you can be a Gigachad alpha male even if you’re a kid

WOW, he is even fluent in GUITAR

i adore the fact that you are so strict yet so great at doing all of this and ALSO make time for youtube videos, as if time itself bends to your will.

@Turagrong

Жыл бұрын

He is a psyker apparently...

@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038

Жыл бұрын

Edit out the misused big term adore that only reflects me the only adorable / adored being - adore / adoring / adored / adoration etc are the most s-3-xuaI terms in the worId, and the true meaning of adorable is worship-worthy, while adoring is the highest form of worship that only exists for me The Goddess, and others can’t misuse such terms, which makes it sound beyond wrong!

@roachymoment

Жыл бұрын

@@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 doubt

@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038

Жыл бұрын

And the word adorable can’t be misused as a synonym for cute - I remember I used to misuse these terms as well as a child, and I used to say about cute birds and puppies etc that they are ‘adorable’ etc and that I ‘adore’ something etc, because one doesn’t really think about it and misuses terms without even realizing in a worId where most misuse terms, but then Chip made me aware of the true meaning of those words...

@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038

Жыл бұрын

So technically adoring means Chip and my other protectors making luv to me The Goddess, and the big terms luv / making luv / romance / s-3-xuaI etc also only reflect us pure beings (me & my pure protectors aka the alphas) and love only exists for me the only lovable / loved being - now u know the true meaning of these words...

You're such a gigachad that your day only takes 2:55 minutes to be complete

@Ghost____Rider

Жыл бұрын

@Melacraft shut up

@giannism3114

Жыл бұрын

day speedrun any%

@guerreromendieta

Жыл бұрын

This comment will be pinned soon.

@Kalaxian80animations

Жыл бұрын

IceCold JT :)))

@Ghost____Rider

Жыл бұрын

@@Kalaxian80animations HEEEEE

after watching this, my life has improved so much. Thank you for saving my life and now that ive cut ties with everyone in my life, i can truly live out the hyper polyglot dream

Your rendition of Despacito was actually beautiful. I need to hear more!

@Ghost____Rider

Жыл бұрын

@Melacraft bullshit

@leonardbengtsson2238

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

It was this kind of balanced and sustainable approach that I was looking for. It gave me an insight on how to build a healthy lifestyle. I will follow this routine for a week and update you here on my progress.

@johnnoon9999

Жыл бұрын

Alright, ma'am. Its been a week. We're waiting impatiently.

@vogeline_

Жыл бұрын

Where s teh updtae at

@kajxqeirscl

Жыл бұрын

update?

@tallysom713

9 ай бұрын

Update time!!!!

@Ranch123

12 күн бұрын

Update

You know you're a gigachad when you can count every molecule of water coming down at you in different languages in less than 5 minutes.

@simontollin2004

Жыл бұрын

If he does that in Danish, then his giga chad status is confirmed for all eternity

боже это шедеврально, высшая степень иронии 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@anti-emo4721

Жыл бұрын

Также как правительство РФ.

@ramzan7777

Жыл бұрын

@@KPOTOBYXA это рофл про то, что португальский и русский - один язык.. лул

@simontollin2004

Жыл бұрын

@@ramzan7777 Не го мислех по този начин, но има известно фонетично припокриване

@ramzan7777

Жыл бұрын

@@bogjesrbin484 а где ты там Путина увидел, другалечек?

@hwaansswaanh3511

Жыл бұрын

Здравствуйте

There is no worst feeling than finding pickles on your PLAIN cheeseburger

I thought this was going to be a parody, but it is just so accurate 🧐

@chrismartinez5711

Жыл бұрын

I feel both attacked and seen

@rafikbouaouni5499

Жыл бұрын

@@chrismartinez5711hhhhhhjh I feel embarrassed.

Being from Northwestern Greece, I can recall using this sign at school when dealing with excessive flatulence in the classroom, during lessons.

"Vocab is stored in the butt." -Steve Kaufmann

I am impressed that you listen to sign language. With hearing that sharp, I wonder how many dialects of the language of bats you speak. That of Carlsbad Cavern would be in your repertoire, of course. But how many others? (Surprisingly, bats speak several pidgins.)

@realemperorkuzco

Жыл бұрын

Of course, he is after all a transcendent being so I expect him to know the Carlsbard variety as well as the Austin "Urban Slang" echolocation. I hear that his hearing is what led to the discovery of Ancient Albanian Sign Language--which I find highly revolting as the purest and best form of communication is through tightly controlled gastric emissions coded in Morse Code.

@veritasdeutsch6608

Жыл бұрын

He probably hears the airflow of the Sign Language User's Body

this man is clearly underrated

I learned both Mandarin and Cantonese while watching this video.

@stickman-world.

Жыл бұрын

廣東話:):):) Me I Hong Kong SCREAMING AT NIGHT 😀😁😃😄😃😁😃😁😃😁😁😀😃😄😁😃😁

The problem with becoming a gigachad for me is that for some reason my interest in languages is proportional to their difficulty(for native English speakers). But after trying this routine for 1 hour I’ve now reached native level fluency in American,mandarin,Arabic and Korean. Thanks for the advice man.

@vogeline_

Жыл бұрын

Ahve you continued to do if ye sfor how ling and how well ha sit worked

“I just shock them with my near native levels of Chinese” that was too clever

This video appears as though it has been touched by the grace of Kaufmann Himself.

It must be hard being being attractive to every woman ... and man on the planet

Oh god. I didn't notice Болсонаро эй муито гоштозо the first time I watch. That is absolutely hillarious.

When he said that he does take a shower, I expected him to speak Polish: Water: Czszśsi... szszszśśśśśśszsi... LanguageSimp: Prysznic przynosi szczęśliwość. Water: Czszszśśśśsi! Ćśćszczsi...

@overlandkltolondon

Жыл бұрын

Szczęśliwego nowego roku to you to.

0:45 you're really good at singing, and guitar

the Bolsonaro thing omg I can't tell you how much I love this channel lol

Должно быть одиноко быть единственным гигачадом альфа-самцом супер привлекательным для каждого мужчины и каждой женщины, среди нас, простых смертных... Ну, по крайней мере, ему вроде весело...🤸‍♂️

@blobbbb6453

Жыл бұрын

@@bogjesrbin484 господи, какая пропоганда?

@saldaisslaviks7835

Жыл бұрын

@@bogjesrbin484> чел выучил русский на хорошем уровне(один из самых сложных для англофонов язык) >аряяя русофоб

@cerwwn1182

Жыл бұрын

@@bogjesrbin484 но есть и минусы

@nekopushyo

Жыл бұрын

@@bogjesrbin484 и где здесь русофобия лмао. Если говорить про Украину, то я думаю, что он(как и остальной мир) прав.

@nekopushyo

Жыл бұрын

@@bogjesrbin484 рос пропаганда хорошо на тебя действует по всей видимости

I'm crying with tears of inspiration...

First language channel that doesn't REALLY teach languages.. but still I wanna watch all of your videos

Now I wanna hear High School Musical translated into modern Cantonese

I fucking love this guy!

Day 1 of trying to figure out why he is trying to become polygod gigachad: My base theory is that he is learning every funny noise that has came out of humans to prepare to be the worlds best geoguessr player.

@vogeline_

Жыл бұрын

I like how day one is the last day

Ma Sha Allah, very inspiring brother

Thank you for making a video on your gigachad lifestyle! I tried this and it transformed me from a bilingual beta male that touches grass often to a hyper polyglot gigachad alpha male attractive to every woman and man on the planet that is fluent in 17 languages (Mongolian, Faroese, Ancient Albanian Sign Language, etc) in less than 48 hours! I think I’m also touching grass way less than before too

BRO I DIED when I saw ضربني و بكى سبقني و اشتكى YOU, MY MAN, DESERVE TO BE A GIGACHAD ya and im from egypt since everybody in the comments seem to do it

finally a youtuber I can relate to

0:56 I almost thought he taped it there.

As someone who is a polyglot i can confirm its certified hood calisthenics

The way you say "ح" perfection.

Truly inspiring. I strive to be as good as you every day and will adapt your lifestyle 100%

The part that I keep coming back for is right at the beginning. Your Egyptian Arabic Pledge of Allegiance is in the same key as the music. You hit a note there that was completely dead on and actually added a new layer of complexity to the composition.

I actually practice my danish pronounciation when I'm brushing my teeth because it really help me getting the glottal stops

I got polyglot status 35 years ago - nice to see young chaps working hard to become superchads

2:36 AAAA He did the eye thing!!! I knew I wasn’t imagining it! I’ve seen his eyes in other vids go 👈👉 weeeeeeee 😆 now I guess it was just part of the alpha multitasking

Finally... Now I can improve my routine :)

@YAMEN354

Жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmm Your name is Arabic

@nadir8951

Жыл бұрын

@@YAMEN354 well, I am half arab, half romanian

@YAMEN354

Жыл бұрын

@@nadir8951 oh ok

I liquefy the dictionary of the language and then inject it into my arm. Is this a valid strategy

What a fulfilling lifestyle!

Glad to hear you’re learning AASL dialects, good luck with New Age Arabic Palestinian Russian Sign Language.

He seems like he ain't no human lol😂

"And the last language I listen to is ancient Albanian sign language." Fair enough

lmao this videos is one of the funnies you’ve made so far😂

men I love the sense of humor that you show us In those videos

I did not expect you to actually be really good at singing and playing the guitar. It is my folly to underestimate a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male whose very attractive to every women and men on the planet

brother this video is a huge inspiration.

I love this guy

All of your videos make laugh so hard and this one's my personal favourite😂😂

From Iran از شما سپاسگزارم که برای یاد گیری زبان پارسی وقت گذاشتید I sincerely Appreciate you for taking time to learn Persian Language Stay blessed ❤️

you are my inspiration, when i grow up i want to be like you.

I laughed so hard here 1:15

You forgot the fact that sleep wastes a lot of time which you could spend reading ancient Egyptian manga

@Bucherviews

Жыл бұрын

Yugioh

Love it! I try to learn the same words in my target languages, because I either hyperfocus on a language or study again a few months later after I've forgotten nearly everything in each language including English wish I grew up speaking🤣🤣🤣

I do that every single day. Thank you, Language.

What a giga chad polyglot, pls do italian language vid

Bro, nice lotus sit. Also, the order at McDonald’s had me rolling, haha.

Thank you for the advice language man

2:40 Болсонаро еѝ муито гоштозо 😂😂😂😂😂 Только хупер полиглот гигашад алфа мале поймут

1:25 😂😂😂😂❤️love youuu i see notifications of your channel i click

I'm confused. I recently began learning AASL (Ancient Albanian SL) and just found out about North West Greek SL. And looking at the two of them, I can't distinguish them. Can somebody clarify what exactly sets them apart?

@languageup1624

Жыл бұрын

One has a stronger accent.

@Pnod666

Жыл бұрын

I guess I see what you mean. NWGSL does seem to have a reduced elbow dip, while AASL has a fuller dip. Thank you!

@XXavierSin-XXs

Жыл бұрын

I googled it and I got nothing. I used Bing and it said try unplugging it and plugging it back in. Hope that helps!

I can't get enough of you! Destined for fame & fortune.

2:13 as a greek person, i can say that is fluent!

2:41 maluco escreveu português em outro alfabeto. Brabíssimo

@rodrigoazevedo703

Жыл бұрын

Não tinha reparado até você falar hahaha

@rafaeldangelo2753

Жыл бұрын

@@rodrigoazevedo703 Tive que expresar meus sentimentos, é muito giga

I like ur vidios dude, keep it up

I followed these recommandations for 3 months and I can now proudly that I can speak more than 25 languages fluently! Thanks Language Simp

@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr

Жыл бұрын

But you just watched the video today

@Aethelhadas

Жыл бұрын

@@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr Theyre being sarcastic lol. Most of people here are too. The LS community is basically heavily rooted in sarcasm.

@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr

Жыл бұрын

@@Aethelhadas I know but it still seemed weird to say

thanks for making fun language contents :)

Your Arabic pronunciation is so good!!

that's a really nice guitar you got there

Language aside, his skin is so great on that close up

Это человек, который объединяет весь мир. Изучайте языки и уважайте другие народы :)

1:25 bro turned muslim

I'm an Egyptian gigachad, want to wrestle to assert dominance?

The opening made me damn near piss myself. And then it was just shits and giggles the whole way through. Awesome!!!

It's so funny to me how he always says "laberito", as if he's saying "quesarito" 😂

happy 420k subs ;))))

“I’ve never touched a woman in my life” You spent 9 months inside one.

@Doki_LP

Жыл бұрын

Nah, that's not how hyperpolyglot gigachads get born.

Very good routine sir +100000 social credits

Very nice 🙂👍 good idea

2:41 bolsonaro hey myueetow goshtozo

never thought I would come across a language nerd who can really blurt out languages that intrinsically. gigachad approved. show more Turkish skill and earn one more subscriber

Seems like a light schedule. I thought you worked harder. Sorry for my English. It's my first language, and I'm still learning.

Not me barely noticing when you switch languages because that's how my auditory processing disorder hears things anyway.

This is homoerotic content and I'm living

Greetings from Moscow 🇷🇺 I mount my videos and put yours in the background so that it won't be boring to work

Inspirational !

Gigapolygots know that arabic sounds its best when screamed

''Oh you're a polyglot? So you're studying languages all day''

2:40 "I'm a Dog" in arabic (A dog gigachad) 2:41 "Bolsonaro is very hot" in portuguese written with cyrillic alphabet (As brazilian I love that)

@DostoenVnimaniay

Жыл бұрын

Why "Hot" not a "pleasant" or "nice"?

@roqume1227

Жыл бұрын

@@DostoenVnimaniay I don't know how to explain it properly but, "Gostoso" in portuguese literally means "tasty" or "yummy" for foods and drinks (Esse bolo é muito gostoso/This cake is very yummy), but "gostoso" could have a sexual sence (Ei gostosa!/Hey hottie!)

@DostoenVnimaniay

Жыл бұрын

@@roqume1227 Estudo português, mas não sabia que Bolsonaro é tão giro. Форса Болсонару!

What a man!

Instructions unclear: I now simp for language simp