That sweater is the worst and the best sweater at the same time

@xphantombearv3839

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I was thinking the same thing lmao

@philipcooper8297

4 жыл бұрын

90's

@MrOvlov02

4 жыл бұрын

NEVER NUDE

@psycold

4 жыл бұрын

It looks like he murdered someone right before he got on stage

@Sllyk

4 жыл бұрын

@@psycold someone with explosive diarrhea

This is the sweater that weezer was talking about.

@booberminfranklin3652

3 жыл бұрын

You know Carl?

Even when he’s young, he looked like a divorced deadbeat dad. Not the alcoholic angry kind, just the kind that took his model train collecting hobby well into his 40s.

@sbg1911

2 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

@CriticalPedagogy

2 жыл бұрын

That’s trying to get poetry published and does open mic nights.

@Skullsinthecrowd

2 жыл бұрын

@George Hori Kapu 🤣

@OriginOfSmallPoxisEgypt

2 жыл бұрын

He also has that verbally abusive look and feel too to add the divorced dead beat dad

@paulfrankenii7986

2 жыл бұрын

It's my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?

Somehow, he was older back then than he currently is.

@xphantombearv3839

4 жыл бұрын

Money makes you younger

@charleswagner1724

4 жыл бұрын

That’s because of all of the babies he eats.

@armwrestlingfan6804

4 жыл бұрын

@@charleswagner1724 and all the virgin blood he sucks

@gotskinn

4 жыл бұрын

@@charleswagner1724 Queen Elizabeth is the professor.

@andrewj1216

4 жыл бұрын

He was probably older then because now he’s more recent

David Cross impersonating an entire Pearl Jam album.

@mmeditatio

4 жыл бұрын

what does this joke mean exactly

@Psykel

4 жыл бұрын

j hu Well, mostly that it just screams 90’s.

@mchoffner8497

4 жыл бұрын

But he's not singing like he's trying to keep a mouthful of come from spilling out.

@janesmith1840

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you win. Someone send this guy an all expense paid trip to the Bahamas

@trip4923

2 жыл бұрын

@@mchoffner8497 too wordy. 4/10.

It looks like someone spilled the 90s all over his sweater.

@brianallen2358

4 жыл бұрын

That or raw sewage.

@ytmndan

2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember the 90's being that ugly and terrible.

@Nathan-gd7xq

2 жыл бұрын

The 90s swallowed the 60s and vomited it back up to create that sweater.

Damn, David cross with the shindlers list joke before seinfeld.

@stefan1024

4 жыл бұрын

@Jesus is Dog : Oskar Schindler wasn't Jewish though: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Schindler

@davidoberlin4186

4 жыл бұрын

@Jesus is Dog : elstupido

@AkiroKiro

2 жыл бұрын

Ah shit that's were i knew it from! Thank you!

@evantaylor7507

2 жыл бұрын

did kramer say that

that shindlers list joke was just perfect timing and i laughed for the rest of the video from it

@gavinfortin1584

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that it was a terrible segue was soo funny and only one person in the crowd picked up on it

@bossudude420

2 жыл бұрын

When someone laughs a little too much at the nazi joke 🤔

@saraholson121

2 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact. Ricky Gervais uses the same joke in a 2020's Netflix Special.

@AkiroKiro

2 жыл бұрын

@@saraholson121 I could swear i heard that joke before as well, but i've never seen Cross's set nor the Gervais thing. Does anyone know where else it might have been used? I got a hunch maybe Michael Scott said a variation of it? edit: nevermind, it was Seinfeld :D

@derkommissar785

2 жыл бұрын

Farrakhan called it the feelgood hit of the summer

The reason I love David Cross is the guy of full of anger and outrage. You can tell. But he converts it into goofball humor. The guy is a master.

He looks like the cashier of a Vermont head shop.

@hubertsumlin9697

4 жыл бұрын

good call LOL

@dildonius

3 жыл бұрын

@J K Head Shop

@angeladunbar9997

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!

@taylorhirthmusic

2 жыл бұрын

FULL TANK headshop Burlington, VT I love my home state 💙❤️

@Adovian_

6 ай бұрын

Lmaoo I moved to Vermont last year & you are CORRECT

I'm just looking at the comments to see how many of them are about his sweater.

"That was... funny." Encouraging words, Conan. That ensuing lip-bite from David says it all.

He looks like The Ghost of the 90's Christmas

This aged very well, one of the rare exceptions where if this was in 2019, the response from the crowd would have been much better.

@6squall9

4 жыл бұрын

Not too sure about that, maybe im just spoiled by much better writing

@tangibleandroid818

4 жыл бұрын

False. Not good then, not good now.

@letstalktea2688

4 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up, we can still laugh at this you idiot

@John-oz5gj

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you're a fan of shitty comedy

@paultidwell8799

2 жыл бұрын

@@John-oz5gj exactly

I was really expecting a ponytail when her turned his head at the end

Years later on Arrested Development, he Blue it.

@kushagraverma7509

4 жыл бұрын

You blow hard

@edwardgrimes7535

4 жыл бұрын

He made a huge mistake.

@kushagraverma7509

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardgrimes7535 it was just anustart

@Surv1ve_Thrive

4 жыл бұрын

US well he was 2 professionals, an analyst and therapist. I dont know what you would call that, other than a great success. Perhaps one other thing.

@edwardgrimes7535

4 жыл бұрын

Kushagra Verma I’m afraid he shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now has something of a mess on his hands.

As long as he doesn't mess with the Chipmunks

@DeeckyRizzo

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think that'll ever happen. That would be super stupid.

@theternal

4 жыл бұрын

Thank dog.

The man the myth the legend, hope he gets those chipmunks back.

"...or I get done" LOL The subtle correction makes the joke

Conan at the end: That was .... funny

Let this be a lesson: never tie-dye your t-shirt with dirty diapers and Orange Crush.

@charliel3248

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh😂

@film79

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was a used tampon and a bic pen

"And we get done. Or I get done."

That Schindlers List joke had me crying😂

@LukePalmer

4 жыл бұрын

I saw this routine, and I just didn't think it was that sad

@ashtoniamelvonious

Жыл бұрын

Idk, I didn't find it that funny. I only laughed like 10 times.

David Cross was 29 when he did this. And maybe, somewhere, his future wife was watching this routine and thinking "one day I'll marry that man". Although she was probably in bed at the time, seeing as she was ten years old. Time is a funny thing.

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Reminds me of that SNL skit "Meet Your Second Wife" kzread.info/dash/bejne/f355o6mdYcW3pcY.html

@unclejokerinc.5352

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I was born in 1997 and he did this what before I was born lol

@unclejokerinc.5352

4 жыл бұрын

Dats how crazy time is

@Julicska

4 жыл бұрын

@@susans654 The best snl skit. :D

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

@@Julicska Yes! I've watched it numerous times and it still cracks me up.

He only wore that sweater because it had good stats.

David Cross was the definition of 90’s

Why is he dressed like he played a hippie in a Mr. Show sketch

@SeenGod

4 жыл бұрын

in the future, he will become a world famous billionaire streaker

Legend has it every great comedian wiped their ass with this sweater

He was an analyst back then working to also become a therapist.

@boarderking133

2 жыл бұрын

The world's first analrapist

@clamcrewcarclub6017

2 жыл бұрын

Truly inspiring being the first Analrapist in the world

He's still underrated. Even though his type of humor is not exactly my cup of tea, the way he presented himself and always was true to himself makes me appreciate his existence in comedy world.

@dianapevtsov

2 жыл бұрын

Do you not care for MR. SHOW either?

@Nathan-gd7xq

2 жыл бұрын

Why the fish does everyone keep saying something or someone is underrated? David Cross is rated plenty.

@OGRE_HATES_NERDS

10 ай бұрын

diversity is our strength

@Sinisterlefty42

7 ай бұрын

Underrated, nobody talks about this fool, he funny af

Was that sweater pulled out of a Taco Bell toilet?

@steve_bal4

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

When I hear his voice,I always remember about ZERO's missions

I'm watching this and I half expect to see commercials for Soul Train and In Living Color

Great bit, i laughed maybe ten times.

this guy looks like that dude with the mustache on arrested development

@redstonepick

4 жыл бұрын

J G woosh

@NickB-md1oy

4 жыл бұрын

36 and 55, who really cares

@mooremiket

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I don’t see it. I think he looks like the guy from Men In Black who works the front desk of the morgue.

@lobster272

4 жыл бұрын

@@mooremiket he looks kinda like the dude in the wheelchair in Scary Movie 2.

@mooremiket

4 жыл бұрын

Andy Pandy858 hmmm, yeah... I suppose so.

"If you want to destroy my sweater, just hold this thread as I walk away".

@evenflowsteven

4 жыл бұрын

🤘🏼

@JeMappelleJonas

4 жыл бұрын

You win. Not sure what, but you just won it.

@flapjack4886

4 жыл бұрын

hold this thread*

@funnybone107

4 жыл бұрын

“As I walk away!”

@e4t662

4 жыл бұрын

@@flapjack4886 that's right, I stand corrected.

I think everyone should be measured by standing next to Conan.

@sagauno

4 жыл бұрын

😆

Most underrated writer/comedian. Mr Show was hilarious.

DUDE crazy he could do this today its so relevant haha

Interesting drug references as this whole thing felt like a flashback. Long live David Cross!

Pretty sure you can hear Conan say "Nice" after the punchline to the Schindler's List joke around 1:08

@juntjoonunya9216

4 жыл бұрын

Give us a sec jeez 1:07

Love these throwback videos Keep posting more of it

To think only 30 years later he'd be giving a speech at Odenkirk's Walk of Fame ceremony. Truly a town where dreams are made.

Imagine the evil he had to do to get Cosby to give him that sweater

@Nathan-gd7xq

2 жыл бұрын

They met and he told him he was both an analyst and a therapist, thereby becoming an analrapist. Cosby said "Hey, me too!"

I remember this when it first aired.I even taped it on my VCR.

I was waiting to see if that sweater was part of his routine. It never was.

@ilovebrandnewcarpets

4 жыл бұрын

But by not being part of it is it actually part of it?? lol

This guy is good, he should be an actor!

@IAmTheDoctor00

4 жыл бұрын

At the local theeator

@revengefrommars

4 жыл бұрын

Or do voice work on one of those GTA games.

@Highice007

2 жыл бұрын

You should see him in arrested development, and year one.

@xc3n

2 жыл бұрын

@@revengefrommars would be cool if he did voices for quirky cartoon shows on adult swim or something!

Weird to think Kurt Cobain and Jerry Garcia were both still alive when this aired.

@AnnusMirabilus

4 жыл бұрын

and Bill Hicks

@AnnusMirabilus

4 жыл бұрын

@Jim McCracken we're discussing names that died shortly thereafter, not people who died two years ago..... (facepalm)

@nicko3272

4 жыл бұрын

And Bukowski

@JoelEmberson

2 жыл бұрын

and Betty White

@Nathan-gd7xq

2 жыл бұрын

And Barack Obama.

his wife and i were about 9 years old during the filming of this bit..

@djsugarc1075

4 жыл бұрын

재형 / ジェイムズ omg

@ToddyTries

4 жыл бұрын

재형 / ジェイムズ how old is your wife? I mean anime pillow

@user-fx9vq7gf3j

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToddyTries i dont understand your english chomo, i mean, cholo

@ToddyTries

4 жыл бұрын

재형 / ジェイムズ you don’t speak English but know what a chomo is?? Weird

@user-fx9vq7gf3j

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToddyTries i dont understand YOUR english. apparently your grasp of english isnt the best. let me explain, david cross is about 50. his wife and i are about 34; i was joking about the age difference. your statement made no sense at all. but u doo u

Lol he's had a convertible with tinted windows longer than I've been born.

This is pretty timely, thank you!

david: "I really have no time for cute little segways" me: 0:51 true!

I have never seen this set. That was hilarious. I think I vaguely remember the Schindler’s list joke from another set of David’s. It definitely holds up very well.

Tobias is my favorite fictional character david cross is genius.

Wow I loved this!

Ohhhh that’s why this has been in my suggestions for a while

GOD I love this man.

He looks 20 and 40 at the same time

I honstly didn't know he was this funny. Great job!

This is the most iconic tie-dyed oversized sweatshirt in the history of late night comedy.

that sweater is everything!!!

He’s dressed like he’s in a portlandia sketch

"Mothercrunker" is an excellent "get by the 1994 censors while everyone still knows what he was really saying."

Amazing Discoveries!

That sweater is amazing!

This guy is going places

The high surgeon bit was good. 😂😂

Nice one for posting this, I've only ever heard the audio

That bong impression was next level!

"And that's the truth man!"

Killed it 👏🏻👏🏻

Chicken pot, Chicken pot, Chicken pot pie!

@nonprogrediestregredi1711

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!! I was just about to type that! I still love the old Just Shoot Me's with him pulling off his "sweetest scam ever"! Hilarious!

@andrewlaco1776

4 жыл бұрын

My pants are tight!

@davidc6032

4 жыл бұрын

Best episode of that series.

@ericcross7863

4 жыл бұрын

I say that all the time........

@seanm3226

4 жыл бұрын

Vacuum!

Timeless. Always been one of the best.

Fantastic jokes.

dang that soulpatch and earring haha

It was the early 90s, great time to be alive

Wow. He's come a long way.

"we finished. Or I finished." Platinum.

Thumbnail tricked me into thinking he had all his hair in this video...

Surprisingly good.

@ADT2695

4 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly?!

Goatee and die sweater. The only awful thing more 90's than that would be a kangol hat backwards. Jesus christ I hated that.

@The-Man-On-The-Mountain

4 жыл бұрын

@312vandal oh my god. With tiny blue or red round sunglasses and a long trench coat. Even girls wore that shit.

@adamh.4933

4 жыл бұрын

*Snaps fingers repeatedly

@ripskip160

4 жыл бұрын

Tell that to Samuel L Jackson

@Th3DarkCanuck

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan?

Wowww he looks so different

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He had me laughing from the first sentence! I blue myself.

Danm David Cross so young 🤩

I love the uploads but can we have complete episodes of Late Night?

This is why you separate your laundry...

30 years ago, holy fook.

That shirt I want it haha

Something about david man he’s just so likeable

Watching this high was great

@birdmoney

4 жыл бұрын

This was uploaded 2 hours ago

That sweater 😂

David Cross getting his comedy timing down for ten years later

Wow that is a gnarly sweater.

It looks like he rolled around in something before this

Run Ronnie Run 2002 is one of my favorite movies ✌️

@A2Z83

4 жыл бұрын

david spade really screwed him over

@stevenrodriguez3891

4 жыл бұрын

@@A2Z83 I know Joe dirt came out in 2001 but I also remember that Joe Dirt had a VISUAL of America nuking a Native American.

Kind of strange but I liked it.

@frozengamer3030

4 жыл бұрын

Very strange but I liked it too.

@langdonalger9219

4 жыл бұрын

Fit in well with Conan’s show at the time.

Was this him dressing ironically or un-ironically

@nonprogrediestregredi1711

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's un-ironically ironic.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, by that stage of the Nineties, none of us even knew any more. I mean I would go out in my vintage 70's nightgown and thermal underwear, Docs and requisite nose-piercing/Celtic tattoo combo and just not GAF. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

David cross has been 50 for 37 years..

@ADT2695

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, where the fuck is the mathematics anywhere in that?!

And now I have to look up old episodes of Mr. Show.

*Fun Facts* David Cross did voice work for legendary games like Halo 2 and GTA San Andreas He directed the music video for "10 A.M. Automatic" by The Black Keys He did cocaine in the same room as the president