"And secondably I know you're the big marriage expert, Oh! I'm sorry I forgot your wife is dead" might be the best line of all.

@boarderking133

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha. Love that line

@rorysimpson8716

2 жыл бұрын

oof

@funk3nst3in

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp of when he says that in the clip? i apologize cus i only watched the first couple seconds and when i saw that facial hair and those sleeves verging on puffiness i kinda zoned out.

@jaerivus

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, wow. I never heard it as "Secondably." I thought it was a flub and that he had said "And second of -ly." You've helped me gain more appreciation for something I already had appreciation for, and I thank you.

@gigglyme2001

2 жыл бұрын

@@funk3nst3in it wasn’t in this clip, it was a line his character in Arrested Development said :)

My favorite analrapist

@ethananvevo850

7 жыл бұрын

I love you

@sycois

7 жыл бұрын

Aaah!

@thanksfernuthin

7 жыл бұрын

One of the all time great ,scream laugh out loud television moments when they showed his business card on the screen.

@modisana

7 жыл бұрын

World first. Mind you.

@Idtelos

7 жыл бұрын

He's the only Doctor I trust with my posterior...head. He gets right up in there and fixes any loose piping.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE! ..sale.

@ohmyjesselyn

5 жыл бұрын

TheDonBarracuda amazingggg graceeee

@Fungamerplays

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohmyjesselyn THIS ISN'T A FEVER

@SicParvisMagna6

4 жыл бұрын

Fungamerplays arguably the funnier line! 😂😂

@rajatgupta9043

4 жыл бұрын

Ohh it burns the Fire

@davidurdzik8523

4 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DOOR KNOB

WHERE THE F*** ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!!!

@0okamino

7 жыл бұрын

/cues _Christmas Time Is Here_

@ZeranZeran

7 жыл бұрын

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. "I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it." Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, Michael, but they will come out. Sometimes in the most unexpected...

@lulug.6261

6 жыл бұрын

Stone Harper Jason Bateman almost laughed if you look closely lmao...

@hchan5706

6 жыл бұрын

0okamino Thank you!! I've been wondering what song it is

@Leoza246

6 жыл бұрын

S A D W A L K

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

@marcocousins8058

7 жыл бұрын

blue?

@beepboop2452

7 жыл бұрын

+Marco Cousins its a reference to arrested developement.

@marcocousins8058

7 жыл бұрын

Colin O'Connor thanks

@popopki

7 жыл бұрын

There really has got to be a better way to say that.

@alejandroduarte990

7 жыл бұрын

oh Tobias! You blow hard!

"There are dozens of us. Dozens!"

@wvu05

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't see you at the convention.

@drvenkateshsawant

4 жыл бұрын

@@wvu05 i video conferenced it.

@jackblack4368

4 жыл бұрын

I was in Germany

a dude with a moustache ballcap and puffy sleeves sounds automatically funny to me

@favrerules04

5 жыл бұрын

That's the trifecta

@dannypreklas

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@ArthurStephenHicks

3 жыл бұрын

and that's why you're a nobody! NO MOUSTACHE NO BALLCAP NO PUFFY SLEEVES.

3 rules broken in first episode 1. Puffy pirate shirt 2. Bandana on head 3. Mustache

@Jackbutcool

3 жыл бұрын

A bandana isn't a ball cap.

@BigBossBeta

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jackbutcool Lol it’s all about compromises.

@lookoutforchris

2 жыл бұрын

Why would a network head know anything about comedy or have any sort of rules? It's like finding out the head of PR at NASA has a 50 page rule book on rocket engine design and sends it to the engineers to follow...

@dlxmarks

2 жыл бұрын

Gail Berman founded and currently heads the TV production company Jackal Group, a name which indicates either she has a great sense of humor or is completely oblivious to irony. Given her 3 rules of comedy, I'm going with oblivious.

@kd808080

2 жыл бұрын

I just found out about this and it makes it even more hilarious

I love that he admits he was being pissy about it even though he was right and he knows it. The guy's gained a lot of self-awareness as he hits the age when you can grow a grey beard.

@michaelsampson96

7 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly not at all cynical or sarcastic, kissing up before season 5 or just growing up

@TheAugusTele

6 жыл бұрын

true dat dude

@Me-yv6jn

6 жыл бұрын

There are many times Cross has mentioned he was being pissy in interviews and commentaries from years ago.

@erakattack

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelsampson96 STEVE HOLT!

@robmausser

2 жыл бұрын

Thats why the NBC execs dont want facial hair. They don't want their minion actors gaining such self-awareness.

Anustart with a beard

@zachehrenreich4613

5 жыл бұрын

Hi I love your vids

@staciawaraska7175

2 жыл бұрын

That's Analrapist to you.

@Kevin_A

2 жыл бұрын

“We got an anustart”

Didn't Tobias wear a puffy shirt in the first episode?

@1porter

7 жыл бұрын

he was in pirate costume I believe 😂

@CW257866

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Lindsay's blouse.

@cheesitz007

7 жыл бұрын

He borrowed a blouse from lindsey for his... "pirate" "costume". Let's admit it, he's a bottom.

@Sapsche

7 жыл бұрын

I like it better on him.

@wvu05

5 жыл бұрын

@@cheesitz007Lindsay, how many times...?

Most people forget this man was professional twice over, an analyst AND a therapist, the world’s first “Analrapist”!

Don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging

@wvu05

5 жыл бұрын

Please don't call yourself that.

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

@magicmanscott40k

3 жыл бұрын

That's one of the greatest sentences I ever read

*is there a little girl here all alone by herself*

@panicswitch1028

6 жыл бұрын

Daddy's gotta get his rocks off.

@gdfilmsmov

4 жыл бұрын

“She’s 19 I think?” *crosses fingers*

Man ill never forget the moment when "Tobias" walks in the model home dressed as "the Thing" and said "Daddy needs to get his rocks off" 🤣

@My_Naginta

2 жыл бұрын

I'm here for my daughter..... Maeybe 🥴

@cityhawk

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t that for a “To Catch a Predator” like show with John Beard?

@dielaughing73

2 ай бұрын

Something that says "leather Daddy"?

David said he was being considered for several other the roles on Arrested Development. He played Tobias so well, I just can't imagine him in any other role. The casting and acting on that show were perfect.

@advait03

5 ай бұрын

He was originally called in to audition for Buster

Well I already changed my license plate to a new start *ANUSTART*

facial hair... puffy sleeves... ball caps.. seinfeld broke all the rules!!

@cordeliamay3992

7 жыл бұрын

My first thought was SEINFELD!

@michaelsampson96

7 жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard "puffy sleeves" lol.

@mipmipmipmipmip

7 жыл бұрын

where did Seinfeld have facial hair?

@tobiasfunke477

7 жыл бұрын

+mipmipmipmipmip the butter shave

@cores163

6 жыл бұрын

the 90s broke all the rules

Was that Andy or Donnie on the couch?

@MrNullAxiom

7 жыл бұрын

It was actually Rocky.

@DudeyLad

7 жыл бұрын

You know it's not Emmitt, his face is not blurred

@killerseddie8295

7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Oliver Donnie says vacuum!

@KirkMitchelllelouprouge

7 жыл бұрын

You've got the wrong quintuplet!

@user-pv7nf3gu8u

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Oliver It's Ronnie. He was paid with raw chicken water.

he's the funniest character in AD by far. every scene is funny

@ashleymeggan

2 жыл бұрын

They were all hilarious. Gob was my dude.

@desmondcoppin591

2 жыл бұрын

Gob is the best. Tobias is second.

@TimboUnderskroll

2 жыл бұрын

All around he is a veey funny guy i lpve all his work...hilarious

@lukek5303

Жыл бұрын

@@desmondcoppin591 Idk, buster absolutely steals scenes.

@bernlin2000

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, in terms of comedic range, David Cross really nails it. Him and Bob Odenkirk have to be the most successful comedic duo in TV history, from "Mr. Show" to "Arrested", "Breaking Bad", "Better Call Saul", just crazy talented. But a special note for Jessica Walter, I think she's the real centerpiece of the show (beyond "straight man" Michael). She's the matriarch of a family whose patriarch is largely off the deep end, and Jessica occupies that role just perfectly, and highlights the roots of why this family is so insane XD. RIP Jessica, such an amazing swan song as an actress.

Ron Howard: "I guess can be part of your show. " "No ball caps! " Ron Howard: "I've made a huge mistake."

RULES of comedy? Well there's your problem right there..

@brothajohn

3 жыл бұрын

Damn Straight.

@geckopecko

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

Those three "rules" sound like they would all be funny. Facial hair, a ball cap AND puffy sleeves, separately funny. All together at the same time... hilarious!!!!

Man, Nick Offerman is never going to make it then with that mustache.

@melvin_0bviously

3 жыл бұрын

Trailblazer

"spatial hair"

"I guess you could say I'm buy-curious."

He seems like such a funny guy, I couldn't say half of what comes out of Tobias' mouth without laughing my ass off.. Not to mention the stache makes the scenes where he's all blue with just a brown bushy stache sticking out lmao it makes it 200x funnier (studies have shown.) haha

@s3nsec0rruptr80

2 жыл бұрын

He's hilarious. You should check out Mr Show

@tusharg8452

2 жыл бұрын

Tobias, you blowhard.

@atrain84

2 жыл бұрын

Studies have shown. Lol. Well done.

@1dkwhatimdoing

Жыл бұрын

Tobias was painful to watch in the final season

Anyone notice how sweaty Conan was in this video?

@doodlelucy

7 жыл бұрын

His forehead shine is so strong it signals boats that they are near land

@frankyramone

7 жыл бұрын

Yes. Steven Ho was on right before.

@deanmartin7370

7 жыл бұрын

No worries that's just the cocaine

@traviskillian276

7 жыл бұрын

He was watching COPS.

@frefremcgee9196

6 жыл бұрын

5-HOUR ENERGY + JERK-OFF SESH

This man made Never Nude the hottest trend since Furbys.

“I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks”

@cobretticobra7911

2 жыл бұрын

Like how else can you take that phrase ? That’s what kills me about it

2:48 Andy's One-liners always kill me. Hahaha

00:45 He looks like a bald Ned Flanders 😂😂🔥

Arrested Development is fantastic! Recently re-watched all seasons and they're hilarious. Such great writing...now that's comedy.

@LegendaryManSlayer93

7 жыл бұрын

I just finished watching silicon valley. Do you think AD is similar?

@supastar25

7 жыл бұрын

Sorry haven't watched Silicon Valley at all..will check it out...but Arrested Development came up with a concept that dozens other comedy shows have replicated last 10 years or so.

@OneAndZer0

7 жыл бұрын

I've watched both, and no, the humor is pretty different with AD being more over the top at times. Silicon Valley also has more drama, and AD is pretty much joke after joke with an occasional sentimental moment thrown in. They're both great though!

@OneAndZer0

7 жыл бұрын

You should check out SV, it has some great episodes.

I love how much he naturally looks and acts like Tobias anyway

I love David Cross. I hope he does some more stand-up.

But Charlie Chaplin had a moustache....

@ezakustam

7 жыл бұрын

Someone beat you to it, but that's a damn good point.

@muscofahzhaw1231

7 жыл бұрын

grizzly adams did have a beard

@ViktorAdriaansens

7 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson

@unbrokencircle3294

6 жыл бұрын

Viktor Adriaansens came after

@imacg5

6 жыл бұрын

Well, we all know he wouldn't make it on Fox

When you put a squirt of frosting down your throat before we take our medication take our medication take our medication.

@pandaram6

7 жыл бұрын

In the most delicious waaaay!

@magicalmysteryollie

7 жыл бұрын

Play a record.

@theeleanorshellstrop

3 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Fingerbottom?

Im afraid i prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now i have somewhat of a mess on my hands.

3 rules of comedy: Rule 1: "No moustaches" Charlie Chaplin: Am I a joke to you?

@VicEntity

3 жыл бұрын

Am I NOT a joke to you?

Tobias must be one of the top 5 best TV characters of all time.

Funny that in addition to mustaches puffy sleeves were out and there he is in his opening scene sporting both as a pirate.

I love how good at improv cross is and how awful Tobias is

“What an expert on marriage. His wives DEad” 😂

"ANUSTART" "Oh yes that would be me."

He really was the best character on arrested developer

3:33 someone needs to get conan a glass of water! god that man is sweating

I learned a lot about David from that clip. I really love the subtleties of his story.

I see David Cross, I think, "Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie."

You could hear the laughs start but instantly die as soon as he said "rarted" Lol

@progress_games

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah bro why did he say that 💀

@Fiammaaa

Жыл бұрын

Quite the opposite. There weren't any laughs before and he said it, and there were a few after.

Lmao we need the new season!

@SkillLevel0

7 жыл бұрын

They won't even tell us if it's happening or not!!!!

@zanebrown1728

7 жыл бұрын

+The Joker at least your not fans of orange is the new black and it just ends on a cliffhanger forever lol

@UltroxInfinity

7 жыл бұрын

+The Joker It's not.

@UltroxInfinity

7 жыл бұрын

+zane brown orange is the new black didn't just end on a cliffhanger forever, its getting a fifth season, sometime next year.

@zanebrown1728

7 жыл бұрын

+Ultrox Infinity there's been tumors that they canned it because of a dispute between the workers and to further back that rumor up one the MAIN stars in it got another job in a different tv show

That applause sounded cued

The king of being chill on a talk show

Years ago I saw David Cross on the street in NYC and I turned to my friend and mistakenly said, "That's Bob Odenkirk!". Lol

The Fox Executive David is referring to is Gail Berman, the genius who was responsible for cancelling the show Firefly. Cross is exactly right - those three rules are so arbitrary (Is she trying to say that Groucho Marx wasn't funny?) - that there should always be someone higher up on the executive chain who can veto a lower exec's stupid whim or bias when necessary.

Conan is shining . I mean literally shining

"Wow, what a waste of time that was" Well said lol! Very funny :)

Funny thing is besides his mustache, I seem to remember there were ball caps, and puffy sleeves in the show :D

anybody else notice an audience member boo when David said no facial hair?

Was it in AD something about a puffy shirt i cant remember i guess its time to rewatch it

My favorite character

Evil chipmunk dude 🤣

2:25 Her three rules for comedy... 1. no facial hair (has she seen Anchorman or The Big Lebowski?) 2. no caps (Silent Bob, Wayne's World?) 3. no puffy sleeves (Seinfeld puffy shirt?) She should be fired from comedy. lol.

@slovak4life1991

6 жыл бұрын

1mfilms was Anchorman a comedy? I didn’t know. Didn’t laugh once watching that movie.

@JannaCR

6 жыл бұрын

RON SWANSON

@matthewsawczyn6592

5 жыл бұрын

"I really like your sleeves" -Napoleon Dynamite

@BaldMancTwat

5 жыл бұрын

@@slovak4life1991 Really? Brick didn't do anything for ya?

@Arcadiez

5 жыл бұрын

Didnt ron wear a cap?

I always thought the nose was a prop nose omg🤣🤣

I still remember him as a hilarious guest appearance on Just Shoot Me!

"There are dozens of us. Dozens!!"

Well I'm glad he didn't go with the ball cap because that would be ridiculous. But the mustache and puffy shirts are so Tobias! Lmao Good choice! 😂

0:32 - Did Conan say "Speaking of spatial hair?" and if so, where can I get some?

Oh Minion!

That was a fight worth fighting 👏

Id like to hear more of these compromises.

I think the air conditioner broke halfway through this video. Look at Conans forehead

@IMDRanged

7 жыл бұрын

Probably there was a skit before this that demanded physical exertion.

@frankyramone

7 жыл бұрын

+IMDRanged Steven Ho was on.

@IMDRanged

7 жыл бұрын

Franky Ramone XD

@warmwxrules

7 жыл бұрын

Noticed that too...wonder what the deal was with that...guy is sweating like crazy.

@mipmipmipmipmip

7 жыл бұрын

he's just aroused by the ample facial hair

I love that the mustache looks bushier in the Netflix revival.

Omg Tobias LMAOO

Where have i seen this before?

I love him so much.

He actually taught me a thing about a thing! He didn't just make dumb rehearsed jokes from his stand up special the whole time! cool!

" OH I GOT BLOWN " Tobias Fünke M.D

"Spatial hair" well done.

lol the exec's didnt want a mustache...creative masterminds indeed.

You sir, are a mouthful

that mustache was essential for Tobias...good job fighting for it

Gotta have that Schnurrbart

Anyone else notice Conan started sweating after David dropped the R word?

His shirt is one of those optical illusions with the dots in the white squares

the casting was so good that it´s hard to see him as someone else than tobias

Thanks to David Cross there has been awareness brought to our kind of people, Never Nudes.

His improv is on point now!

Probably the greatest character to have ever been created

he should've gone with the Chaplin and Hardy mustache then 😂

that was a fight worth fighting

2:33 some dude boos in the background lol

0:43 obvious queue'd applause

Everyone there is actually in the show xD

"I immediately knew what he looked like" yeah YOU

lol please be with us always and forever andy. and conan.

show is incredibly funny and under rated

props to them for using the worst possible picture of Tobias

just got a blue man tobias sticker for my car lol

He made that character so funny