Love that lady’s response ‘half way between small and large’ lol

@jokerswildio

2 жыл бұрын

Not easy to outwit Letterman like that...nice one lady wherever you are.

@tommydarko1984

2 жыл бұрын

And she did it on the fly. Quick math!

@guymerritt4860

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah - she's quick......HA HA. Funny stuff.

@patton303

Жыл бұрын

Typical east coast mama. She’s no dummy.

@michaelgabriele2254

Жыл бұрын

I love how Dave's, "Ok check we got it, we can do that,. Right. I got that. We can make that happen, okay," response is tacitly saying he respects her wit.

It wouldnt be too hard to order $26.80 worth of tacobell in 2023

@atg1338

16 күн бұрын

Typical ignorant maga response

@briant6669

12 күн бұрын

Even easier in 2024

@dadgonegamer2654

Күн бұрын

@@briant6669got to $17 for two Doritos tacos, cheesy double beef burrito, aardvark fries, and a medium Pepsi earlier today.

"She's gone already, chief" guy was brought back, in studio, in his car! They had him sitting in his car, on stage, just to say the line again. Wish they would have added that to this clip.

@dr.davidenglish778

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know that. That is cool that they had him back.

@bb-gc2tx

Жыл бұрын

such a new york line

@SolWaid1965

Жыл бұрын

Ha! Yeah, I remember that, too...hilarious!

@edrueter9

Жыл бұрын

I came here to say this lol.

@thekidfromiowa

2 ай бұрын

​@@dr.davidenglish778 They didn't include it in this official posting, but the bootleg posting of this that was available for years kept that scene in.

"Well I have to know what kind you want ma'am so I can tell you we're out of it" LMAO!!!!

I remember that guy who said, "She's gone already, chief," appeared on stage at the Ed Sullivan theater in his car after this. 😂

@dirkniblickable

2 жыл бұрын

I was disappointed they left that out of the clip. Best part.

@damienwillis6068

2 жыл бұрын

Is that man Tim Dillon’s dad? He looks and sounds just like him..maybe it’s Tim Dillon Time Traveler

@mikefolknation2851

2 жыл бұрын

Why didnt they leave his appearance at the end?

@mrmrmr5495

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikefolknation2851 looks like Letterman's curating his best clips already found on KZread and putting them under his own channel. But because of that they're going to edit as they see fit.

@user-uy3eq5hg1s

2 жыл бұрын

He was the best part of the bit lol

This was always some of the best comedy I've ever watched on TV.

@deanodonnell4783

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂

@michaelmccarthy4615

Жыл бұрын

Easy to please

@nilstrobaggia735

Жыл бұрын

Remember when late night television wasn't just poltical propaganda? Once upon a time we enjoyed ourselves in the US.

@DippyHippie

11 ай бұрын

@@nilstrobaggia735 here’s an easy solution to your misery…don’t watch late night!

@nilstrobaggia735

11 ай бұрын

@@DippyHippie I don't!

I remember when life was like this I miss it

She's gone already, chief.

@cgimovieman

10 ай бұрын

Best line ever. 😂

@EtoYoshimura3652

8 ай бұрын

Man is the main character for sure

@edub9930

7 ай бұрын

Dude is the protagonist in every movie 😂😅

@C.R.Castaneda-nm5xt

7 ай бұрын

Ikr😂

@indiglo1971

3 ай бұрын

On the show, they had that guy, in his car, on the stage. He repeated the line also.

8:00 *"She's gone already chief."* - To this day I still use that quote whenever I have the chance.

"Hey, how'd you like to come in and stick your head underneath the Pepsi machine?" Lol! I've actually kind of wanted to do that at some restaurant when I was dying for a Pepsi 😆!

Man I just love these episodes. "Are you Howard Stern?" 😂🤣😂

can't stop laughing. I'm a cashier and he's SAYING everything I think all day

@JaceAlbers-sm6qf

7 ай бұрын

Dude that’s like spot on every fast food employee dream. The thing that got me was “do you wanna come in and stick your head under the soda machine”

"She's gone already chief." HILARIOUS! 🌮💥🌮💥😱

The lady’s sympathy over him "running over his toes with a lawnmower" is so sweet! Very motherly.

@bderrick4944

Жыл бұрын

Love people like that

@Vincent-fo7xp

10 ай бұрын

@@bderrick4944 me too

@witchone5551

3 ай бұрын

I couldn’t believe he said that!! 😂

Classic Dave in the 1990's. Absolutely hilarious.

@jeffmcnctv

Жыл бұрын

💯

@bluehorseshoe444

Жыл бұрын

It'll never get better than this... today's guys don't come close

@SRose-vp6ew

Жыл бұрын

It had no agenda and it wasn’t malicious, just put random people in a funny, but somewhat realistic situation and see how they react.

Dave was one of the best ad-libbers at that point in time.

This is why Dave is the GOAT of late night. .

@GisherJohn24

2 жыл бұрын

He used to be. He stopped being funny too soon

@cash5627

9 күн бұрын

Hey, remember the time he had a pool installed behind his desk just so he could fill it with Alka seltzer? 11pm on weekends after school was the bomb.

I miss the 90s!

I loved this as kid glad to see it again. She’s gone already chief

@dr.davidenglish778

Жыл бұрын

That guy should have gotten paid for saying the perfect line.

@witchone5551

3 ай бұрын

I love that line!!

Dave messing with people was the best.

"Ill take two hard ones," ha ha

@BaconTomatoCheese

2 жыл бұрын

That guy probably immediately wanted to take it back…

@joycampi7233

2 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

Johnny Carson always applauded Dave for going out into public to get laughs. He said thats what made Lettermans show unique!

One of my favorite segments was Dave calling a radio station where listeners would call in to report traffic problems. So Dave calls in anonymously to report that cars at his location seem to be completely gridlocked, not moving at all. The radio station is very intrigued wanting more details on the situation. Dave keeps filling them in, but then finally says, "oh never mind, it was just a red light." LOL

@MarshallArtz007

Жыл бұрын

I remember that segment so well. I think he was calling 1010 WINS (All News, All the Time). It may have been his first big skit when he moved to CBS and the Ed Sullivan Theatre. 😎

@paulpolpiboon9535

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kendallevans4079

Жыл бұрын

And that's funny to you?

@anonamatron

Жыл бұрын

​@@kendallevans4079 Hi Mr Poopypants that doesn't like to laugh.

@kendallevans4079

Жыл бұрын

@@anonamatron I laugh at funny things. Not some rich guy poking fun at jobs that someone has to do.

“Shes gone already chief” lmaooooo

“ She’s gone already chief”.. When you need a hearty laugh nothing better than Dave at McDonalds.

@ObamaFromKenya

2 жыл бұрын

@Richard Jasso Dave is at Taco Bell 😃

@deborahwilson4684

5 күн бұрын

​@@ObamaFromKenya Dave did this at McDonald's too. That video is also on YT!

Still funny. No script. Real people. And just Dave

@caseyhoward9101

23 күн бұрын

You really think there were no writers involved. 🤡

SPARKED up the audience pre-show with Taco Bell skit every time I was in the audience. Cried with laughter EVERY TIME!

The most entertaining and unique late night show of all time.

I belly laughed at literally every one of these gags lol. Dave is a comedic genius

Dave was my favorite late night talk-show host 😃

@williemoon7522

Жыл бұрын

yeah ,, after Johnny and Jay and Conan and 37 others i cant remember , HA !

@wolverineiscool7161

Жыл бұрын

He's my favourite talk show host too then I loved watching Conan but now he's gone too....we're just stuck with the Jimmy's now

@michaelstewart1838

Жыл бұрын

@@wolverineiscool7161 What about Ferguson or is he on Cable. I forgot hes the Late late Show, still Worthy of Mention. Crikey

@suicyconaut

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelstewart1838 Ferguson was the best. Still watch his clips on Jay Leno Fly.

@williamdunlop8191

Жыл бұрын

I agree They are all woke now the good old days

I LOVE YOU DAVID LETTERMAN - thanks for releasing these classics

I miss 1990's Taco Bell.

@JonasPolsky

2 жыл бұрын

back when you could get an item for 49 cents, lmao

@JesseVenturaHat

19 күн бұрын

​@@JonasPolskyi got an item it's an item

@luke5100

15 күн бұрын

Can’t you basically get all these same items still?

@luke5100

15 күн бұрын

@@JonasPolsky it’s still crazy cheap even today though. I had it last night. I got the cheesy bean burrito with extra beans and extra rice, and a potato taco. The burrito was huge! The whole thing was like six bucks lol

This was funny Letterman was ahead of his time. I loved it when ever he left the studio.

I saw a live taping back in 2007 and this was played before the show started filming. Everyone was laughing so hard.

@ze444

15 күн бұрын

I saw a taping in I think in 2009 or 2010 and this was also played before. Classic Dave. One of his best segments ever.

OMG I'm laughing so hard. "She's gone already chief." i WOULD LOVE TO BE PRANKED LIKE THIS, Letterman is at the top of his class.

The 90s...god i miss them

@ceooflonelinessinc.267

Жыл бұрын

Why do you miss a century?

@j6282

Жыл бұрын

@@ceooflonelinessinc.267ave you not lived in the 90s. The best years

@ceooflonelinessinc.267

Жыл бұрын

@@j6282 k, where u from man?

@DannyGoldingTV

3 ай бұрын

I was born in 1997 so can't say I miss them but kind of wish I got to experience them!

@luke5100

15 күн бұрын

The fashion was abominable

Funniest guy ever. It takes guts to be this funny.

“I have to know what kind _[of soda]_ you want ma’am so I can tell you we’re out of it.” 🥤🤣

I have to say I loved Johnny Carson but Dave has been my favorite overall. Miss him.

@shirleyvitela3272

2 жыл бұрын

Miss him every day.

@BaconTomatoCheese

2 жыл бұрын

Same here!

@jeremyphillips3087

2 жыл бұрын

RIP

@user-uy3eq5hg1s

2 жыл бұрын

Dave is a classic, was thinking about him recently. I wonder if there's an easy way to rewatch all of his old shows? Not sure if talk shows are on streaming platforms yet.

@MusicalJeanAz

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uy3eq5hg1s Johnny's shows are on Pluto. One channel shows them 24/7. Lots of Dave on youtube.

The guy telling him she's gone already "CHIEF!"

My roommate in college from New York told me to just watch one episode of the Letterman Show and I'd be hooked. He was right.

Dave is and always has been the undisputed king of impromptu sarcasm/acerbic wit in my book.(and rehearsed as well) Had to think about his jokes more as he got older but still always on point. Great bit!

I wonder if the guy at the end knew he was delivering one of the greatest lines in television history… 🤔

“Hey, how would you like to come in and stick your head under the Pepsi machine?” “Alright.” Now that’s a real American right there 😂

I love how when they were rude he kinda f’d with them even more. Most were good sports though.

@dr.davidenglish778

Жыл бұрын

The one blonde lady with the glasses seemed to take it all in stride. It was nice how some of them really just played along while others were uptight and nasty.

"She's gone already chief". Absolute gold, comedic gold.

Absolute hilarity!! I miss the old late nite shows. Always put me in a good mood at the end of a work day.

People in the '90s sure loved soft tacos.

@jokerswildio

2 жыл бұрын

90s was Latino-fever! Especially the later years...anything Latino was gold,for a while.

I know that sometimes people exaggerate the “good old days” but it really seems that people then were not nearly as high strung as people are now

@dr.davidenglish778

Жыл бұрын

Well except that last lady. She was so high strung you could play her like a guitar.

@jakeg3126

Жыл бұрын

All those people already ordered. They have stickers on their cars. I saw a looked like official comment that said that

I like to think this is exactly what Dave is doing in retirement

"Halfway between the small and the large" is hilarious. Great response from that lady!

A couple of these interactions I had never seen before. Watched the original clip tons of times. Good stuff.

I remember seeing this when it aired. I was dying laughing.

Best stuff Letterman did on his show

“I’ll take 2 hard ones” 😂😂😂

I could watch this clip over and over and over again.

@dr.davidenglish778

Жыл бұрын

Me too. Can't get enough of it.

It was skits like this that made Letterman unique from the other late night shows.

Lettermen putting the customers in awkward situations, priceless! When the employee is a genius and you have to work with him. Haha lolz 😂

So funny 😂. I still miss Dave on TV.

Come on in! Make your own lunch. Nah don't worry about the gloves. 🤣

"Who're you?" "I'm the manager, Kenny" "No you're not"...🤣

Brings back the old days... Letterman is the king of late night shows

Dave yanking peoples chains was always the best !

"are you Howard Stern" LOL

People are surprisingly nice. Either times have changed or they filtered out a lot of anger, lol.

While I’m glad to see a Letterman clips channel with great quality video/audio, I really hope they don’t start making copyright claims against Letterman videos that have been on here for years.

@luke5100

15 күн бұрын

Bro this is the official channel lol. I don’t think they are going to copyright strike themselves

I've been waiting ever since this clip aired to say "she's gone already chief" in real life

She’s gone already chief😂😂😂 I peed my damn pants😂😂😂😂😂

I haven't laughed this hard in many years

The good old days. Luv it.

Damn, I remember my mom calling me to the TV to watch these when I was a kid.

The guy at the end is the funniest!

I loved the part where he kept telling her they were out of soda. 🤣 Brilliantly done!! :)

Oh the greatness! This is the best KZread channel ever.

People definitely wouldn't react so lighthearted this way nowadays. I loved growing up in this era of innocence and good manners.

The best comedy ever! Nothing is better than Letterman’s drive-through stuff. He’s awesome. I love it when Seinfeld picks him up for coffee, comedians, drinking coffee, in cars.

David Letterman is a national treasure much like Robin Williams. Please don't leave us anytime soon Mr. Letterman!

@dr.davidenglish778

Жыл бұрын

Very true. I was heartbroken when Robin Williams died. I remember him from way back in the early 80s and looked up to him.

@vincentmartinez8241

Жыл бұрын

@@dr.davidenglish778 My earliest memory of him was in Hook when he portrayed the adult Peter Pan. Absolutely Robin Williams simply the best at entertaining the world!

@KOSMICKEN09

Жыл бұрын

@@dr.davidenglish778 when a friend of mine texted me to tell me Robin ended his life I was in total disbelief 😢

@dr.davidenglish778

Жыл бұрын

@@KOSMICKEN09 I believe I was on my way back from the US and did not find out until I got into Korea and home. My mom said she didn't message me about it because she knew I would take it hard.

Had to be early 90s. That one ladies hair said it all.

@RideAcrossTheRiver

2 жыл бұрын

Who, Jennifer?

@ObamaFromKenya

2 жыл бұрын

@@RideAcrossTheRiver yes Jennifer, that was 90s hair

@user-bn7bk5mw4s

2 ай бұрын

Yes I was about 19 and had Jennifer bangs

@kyledavidson8712

7 күн бұрын

Jennifer looked liked she was DOWN with them bangs

Anyone else teary-eyed with nostalgia?

@fododude

6 ай бұрын

@@jazzfan67 Damn right.

LMAO! This is great! I hope they straightened things out with the lady at the end.

Best late night entertainment ever !! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂

I love that woman that wasn't having it. "whatever your stupid thing you wanted me to order!" Sounds like my sister when she was that age.

I remember laughing about the soda machine with my family for years😂😂

@mah7961

7 ай бұрын

Dude later on in the video said 99 cent taco. Dame I miss those days when soft tacos were that cheap. Now it’s fake near five dollars for a burrito supreme.

The genius of Letterman is that nobody understood nonsense as he did. The man is a monarch of surrealism; Dada God.

I love you Dave. I miss you brother.. wish you didn't retire.. I'm watching all your old shows on here.. respect 🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣

These were always my favorite segments.

These were Dave’s best years! Hilariously funny.

Letterman will always be one of my favorites

I remember they brought the ‘chief guy’ into the studio to repeat the line.

Legendary bit.

Ugh the nostalgia. This is great.

Aww the Babe gets a little testy!!! " She's gone already Chief! "

As a weather reporter very early in his career he reported on a storm that had “hailstones the size of canned hams.” I couldn’t even write that with a straight face.

Best field piece ever from the show.

Oh, I really miss Letterman. So great to look back. Thanks.

I miss Dave! He is the GOAT! Genius of Late Night!

Lucky people having this on video forever.😃👍🏾👍🏾

These are hysterical and historical! 😆 All comedians need to do these, especially Dave Chappelle!!

Yes please, and more Dave, thanks😂

Priceless!