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  • @shreenewton9378
    @shreenewton937829 күн бұрын

    Best Comedian Ever😅 We Love You❤ From Texas

  • @anniea3810
    @anniea381028 күн бұрын

    Dave’s so smart and wisely telling us how all the crooks in the world met together 👍

  • @meatrocket1
    @meatrocket1Ай бұрын

    “Leave’s and sticks and bottle caps” 😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421Ай бұрын

    This Man is just naturally funny, does not even have to try. Just a Natural.

  • 29 күн бұрын

    He is amazingly funny, ESPECIALLY, WHEN using the "N" word abundantly; however, were he start using others racial terms against others, he immediately becomes 'NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE." I wonder why! Why you inject 'race into it buddy...many of you are saying/thinking?

  • @contemporaryhumours
    @contemporaryhumoursАй бұрын

    Mr. Chappelle is easily top 20 of all time stand-up comedians and comedians period. Love it!

  • @Magicstockton

    @Magicstockton

    Ай бұрын

    10

  • @cCiIcCo

    @cCiIcCo

    29 күн бұрын

    1

  • @theamirbarismillworks2253

    @theamirbarismillworks2253

    28 күн бұрын

    1

  • @Eddemnity

    @Eddemnity

    28 күн бұрын

    Top 10

  • @contemporaryhumours

    @contemporaryhumours

    28 күн бұрын

    True.@@Eddemnity

  • @fredgfysmith6171
    @fredgfysmith6171Ай бұрын

    Jamie Fox in a white cowboy hat got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @johnnierayhill6447

    @johnnierayhill6447

    29 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_ChadАй бұрын

    Turns out this kid was escaping puffys dungeon

  • @janejones8672

    @janejones8672

    29 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    29 күн бұрын

    LOL !!!

  • @Hopeful_One

    @Hopeful_One

    28 күн бұрын

    😮

  • @darinhumbert2944

    @darinhumbert2944

    28 күн бұрын

    Funny. Lol😂

  • @sebastienseb919

    @sebastienseb919

    28 күн бұрын

    Who's puffy? You mean Puff the Magic Dragon?🤔

  • @user-fk4ws7vq4s
    @user-fk4ws7vq4s28 күн бұрын

    Dave you still rank number one in comedy and in my ❤your the funniest comedian alive today😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidtraina9295
    @davidtraina9295Ай бұрын

    Got to Love "gun that Identifies as a knife"

  • @daviddonnelly426

    @daviddonnelly426

    Ай бұрын

    *knife that identified as a gun. But you were close!😊

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble701929 күн бұрын

    Dave & Ricky Gervais are my favorites! Both don’t give a dam , speak truth! 😂

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17Ай бұрын

    I think old puff Daddy is looking for that emergency exit door himself right about now.

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421Ай бұрын

    If Dave Chapelle was allowed to Host The Oscar Show, I'm sure the Oscars ratings would be off the Charts, But that will never happen! Why is that? Because Dave Chapelle would embarrass Hollywood and expose them all. Then they would turn on him!

  • @Imagine-JL

    @Imagine-JL

    29 күн бұрын

    Exactly!!!

  • @Eddemnity

    @Eddemnity

    28 күн бұрын

    Katt then Dave!

  • @dr.prof.robtopnotch
    @dr.prof.robtopnotchАй бұрын

    Umm… yeah, “bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work“ 😂. Wow. Too funny!

  • @hauntedandAloneFB
    @hauntedandAloneFBАй бұрын

    That was hilarious 😂😂😂 my Filipina wife 🇵🇭 loved it too haha

  • @mrssmith3957
    @mrssmith3957Ай бұрын

    Huge fan since the beginning, and you still Killin it!

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554Ай бұрын

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"! 😂😂

  • @BarbaraKerns-jz1em

    @BarbaraKerns-jz1em

    29 күн бұрын

    Dave is one of the funniest men on earth. I love when he cracks himself up.

  • @loyoladeleon6115

    @loyoladeleon6115

    28 күн бұрын

    😅😂

  • @Dustypa66
    @Dustypa66Ай бұрын

    One of the funniest comedians I ever seen.. love him ❤

  • @gailzellner7373

    @gailzellner7373

    Ай бұрын

    I agree he is too date.,.. But all of them came or was birth after... The Late Great None Other Than ... The Outstanding RICHARD PRYOR.❤❤❤😂😂😂❤

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035Ай бұрын

    I tell people. Comedy Dave and Redd would have be Epic .

  • @tinathrower284
    @tinathrower28429 күн бұрын

    Dave is still the greatest!

  • @lamarw2700
    @lamarw2700Ай бұрын

    Diddy wont be at anymore shows 😂😂😂😂

  • @bosimpson4521
    @bosimpson4521Ай бұрын

    The best Comedic story teller to ever grace the comedy stage.

  • @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    29 күн бұрын

    Agreed!!!

  • @Loriburnett
    @LoriburnettАй бұрын

    Love your jokes. Stick it to them!

  • @dimitriwimbley4126
    @dimitriwimbley412629 күн бұрын

    Love me some Dave... His funny is TRuth in jokes

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910Ай бұрын

    He run like he running from the police.

  • @josquinguity6429
    @josquinguity642929 күн бұрын

    I had been laughing since the beginning of the show 😂😂😂🎉🎉very funny! Love it!!😂😂😂

  • @tarecahubbard-holt1630
    @tarecahubbard-holt1630Ай бұрын

    Dave is a hoot and a holla. I know, I'm country. 😂😂😂😂

  • @annielue7252
    @annielue7252Ай бұрын

    Love you Dave. 🙏💕🤩

  • @DrunkComments
    @DrunkCommentsАй бұрын

    Puff tried to ensnare Chapelle as well😮 Chris Rock was impenetrable 😅😮

  • @EdWatch-yx7hy
    @EdWatch-yx7hyАй бұрын

    Everybody haaates chriiiiis 😂😂😂 it's true

  • @Porks_TV
    @Porks_TVАй бұрын

    the Irony in Diddy Blocking the attacker from getting away like it was one of his sex workers running away😂

  • @meatrocket1

    @meatrocket1

    Ай бұрын

    That didn’t age well 😂

  • @TiffanyMays-pp4yz

    @TiffanyMays-pp4yz

    Ай бұрын

    Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christiahaynes1514

    @christiahaynes1514

    Ай бұрын

    No, this came out before the Diddy fiasco. He was mocking a dance moves Diddy use to do back in the 90’s.

  • @Porks_TV

    @Porks_TV

    Ай бұрын

    @@christiahaynes1514 how you know how long he been raping people? Lol

  • @daedalusjones4228
    @daedalusjones422829 күн бұрын

    Chapelle is the greatest storyteller and most commanding speaker out there.

  • @filmonteklay6372
    @filmonteklay6372Ай бұрын

    man you are hilarious😭🤣🤣

  • @kamaunjeri7562
    @kamaunjeri756228 күн бұрын

    Dave, you are such a great story teller🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert646228 күн бұрын

    I saw Jamie Fox in the white cowboy hat. It's like Hey, who you think you are? That guy in the Jackie Chsn movies?

  • @user-ce9mv4my4z
    @user-ce9mv4my4zАй бұрын

    HOW DID HE PASS SECURITY, FIRED ALL. THANK GOD YOU ARE SAFE. HAVE SECURITY IN THE FRONT STAGE NEXT SHOW

  • @houseparty8738

    @houseparty8738

    Ай бұрын

    Im so confused as well😮

  • @davidthigpen7106
    @davidthigpen7106Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 he is too damn funny.

  • @darrylturner2611
    @darrylturner261128 күн бұрын

    Dave Chapelle is the best story teller of our generation!!

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson29 күн бұрын

    Can't live without you

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035Ай бұрын

    Comedy still Alive

  • @Eddemnity

    @Eddemnity

    28 күн бұрын

    Will never die’

  • @JeremyIkner007
    @JeremyIkner007Ай бұрын

    Weirdly I got the same knife, bought it at a flea market years back and haven’t seen one like it until now unfortunately

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058Ай бұрын

    king of comedy

  • @jimmyintuitive

    @jimmyintuitive

    Ай бұрын

    Not really. He would be if he's supporting Trump. Katt is simply funnier.

  • @justthetruth3058

    @justthetruth3058

    Ай бұрын

    @@jimmyintuitive fuking npc

  • @zacharymorris2613

    @zacharymorris2613

    Ай бұрын

    @@jimmyintuitivethis is a silly comment. What does his political ideation have to do with his jokes. Trump is a loser

  • @jimmyintuitive

    @jimmyintuitive

    Ай бұрын

    @@zacharymorris2613 it's only silly because you genuinely don't like Trump. Not only do you not like Trump you are in denial or under a rock because Trump is winning. I never posted this thinking that Trump haters could relate. These days you can judge a lot by what someone thinks politically.

  • @lindahake1666

    @lindahake1666

    Ай бұрын

    He has TDS, bigly.

  • @amberdemayo6979
    @amberdemayo6979Ай бұрын

    Dave is without a doubt the GOAT and is probably gifted with the fact he's already been so successful that he can say the shit he wants and gets away with it which is how it should be anyway but unfortunately if your not in his position your getting cancelled for sure

  • @henrybutchy3242

    @henrybutchy3242

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah ... doing Lenny Bruce while I was a file clerk got me fired 7 times. Some people never learn.

  • @dennismorris7573
    @dennismorris757329 күн бұрын

    Pure comic genius., Dave Chappelle.

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall29 күн бұрын

    Well that P Diddy joke might have waited a few days...

  • @donaldzinn2927
    @donaldzinn292729 күн бұрын

    I❤Dave As much as Red Fox 🫠🤣

  • @Minxyminx68
    @Minxyminx6829 күн бұрын

    Isnt that "come join me in my watery grave" from Creepshow?? 😂 so many people probably never seen it, its an old movie series from 80s, Stephen King played in some of them, the one that quote sounds like was from the one where the guy burys the couple on the beach so the tide comes in n drowns them, n they come back from the dead for the guy n habe sea weed all over them n say that😂😂

  • @deerobins9086
    @deerobins908628 күн бұрын

    Love this man. Uk. Follower.

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mcАй бұрын

    😂🎉you rock 😍

  • @marklawrence76
    @marklawrence76Ай бұрын

    New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mcАй бұрын

    😂🎉you guys 🤠 rock

  • @gailzellner7373
    @gailzellner7373Ай бұрын

    Hes joking but l. did too It was something in the air... I too could feel it during the reign of Barack Obama...❤❤❤

  • @moorediane7831
    @moorediane7831Ай бұрын

    Love ya Chapelle from Oz.

  • @yonettethomas6270
    @yonettethomas627029 күн бұрын

    This guy is phenomenal.

  • @elijahpathfinder6204
    @elijahpathfinder620429 күн бұрын

    Good Morning David Chapelle Love this Obama Joke You are a Global Master Spiritual Social Political Awareness Scientist Comedian Keep Up The Good work In Jesus Christ Immanuel Admeem Name Blood Love Friendship ETC BE Blessed Every Second For Eternity Thanks 🙏👍👍....

  • @ryker6richard
    @ryker6richard29 күн бұрын

    You are the coolest funnyest man on the planet

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon611528 күн бұрын

    EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯

  • @ryanlee7895
    @ryanlee7895Ай бұрын

    I love the Japanese stuff at the end of this video

  • @stnkfngr6109

    @stnkfngr6109

    Ай бұрын

    Vietnamese

  • @American_Made
    @American_MadeАй бұрын

    Now we all gonna wonder who all knew what diddy was doin.

  • @user-ze9ku1wq1r
    @user-ze9ku1wq1r28 күн бұрын

    I agree 👍

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego27829 күн бұрын

    Chappele is the Man!!

  • @ConspirHerSee
    @ConspirHerSeeАй бұрын

    Why is Dave the only one who can joke about the "Alphabet Gang" 🤣

  • @melvinrice9078
    @melvinrice907829 күн бұрын

    Lol i saw the clip. You could hear dave back stage telling his boys to stomp the dude. It was hilarious. They messed that idiot up.

  • @brianlove6175
    @brianlove6175Ай бұрын

    Everybody hates Chris

  • @donnswaby369
    @donnswaby369Ай бұрын

    love Chappelle! ...and who was that woman coloring horses at the end?

  • @ellenbruckermarshall4179
    @ellenbruckermarshall417928 күн бұрын

    “Nooow you have jokes?!?”

  • @thatbeme
    @thatbeme28 күн бұрын

    Dam$, you're funny. 😅

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon611528 күн бұрын

    ME TOOO ❤😂

  • @black_sheep_nation
    @black_sheep_nation28 күн бұрын

    The set-up GOAT

  • @JuYanLove
    @JuYanLoveАй бұрын

    What's with all the cuts in the middle of sentences? Come on now.

  • @megauser8512

    @megauser8512

    Ай бұрын

    I know right?!?

  • @IAmWithinEverything

    @IAmWithinEverything

    28 күн бұрын

    StupidTube

  • @BubBub-yc8qm
    @BubBub-yc8qm28 күн бұрын

    He's such an intelligent guy with his comedy that it's hard to be offended by his delivery, unless you're just plain, old, or onery!

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson29 күн бұрын

    Thats right 😮😊

  • @Ken-wu4cm
    @Ken-wu4cm29 күн бұрын

    I'm only 9 minutes in and I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert646228 күн бұрын

    Yeah Daphne understood them better than anyone.

  • @fredfloyd34
    @fredfloyd34Ай бұрын

    Fade juice in the hand...yeow...

  • @anthonyclarke860
    @anthonyclarke86028 күн бұрын

    Wow they showed the real Dave Chappelle in the Grey jacket and yellow to shirt

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39Ай бұрын

    Thank you and you're welcome.

  • @BankaiFever
    @BankaiFever28 күн бұрын

    Lmao Diddy stopped him in front of the door

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson29 күн бұрын

    That was a good on 😅

  • @rebeccawest9476
    @rebeccawest947629 күн бұрын

    GOAT

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon611528 күн бұрын

    WHEATIES😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert646228 күн бұрын

    The world is crazy. Down is up, up is down, guys are women and women are guys. And we gotta understand.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson29 күн бұрын

    I know that right

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert646228 күн бұрын

    Thats Speedy Gonzalez Dave.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson29 күн бұрын

    You will get paid .😅😅😅

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert646228 күн бұрын

    I know, you've buffed up since then brother.

  • @sherrimora1097
    @sherrimora109728 күн бұрын

    What’s up with the foreign language subtitles ?? Who’s hacking this & from what country ??

  • @lukasstronghood2692
    @lukasstronghood2692Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-cl5ov9dx5o
    @user-cl5ov9dx5o28 күн бұрын

    You stated correctly....BRUCE JENNER "WAS"

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat9628 күн бұрын

    OMG Mickey Mouse is Mexican🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurischoolmarm
    @laurischoolmarm28 күн бұрын

    I adore his energy, his fabulous storytelling skills, and obvious intelligence. However, I've never once laughed watching him.

  • @toppermostKY
    @toppermostKY28 күн бұрын

    Who ever said Dave was in the top ten of all comedians needs their head examined!!!!!! And if you like dark and dirty humor, topper most ky on KZread

  • @Evocati-Augusti
    @Evocati-AugustiАй бұрын

    What I dont understand is he had a record, and should never been in the front row, I think a few people made sure he was there...

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058Ай бұрын

    just like

  • @Imagine-JL
    @Imagine-JL29 күн бұрын

    Dave is a hilarious mofo!! My absolute favorite. Im so glad he gave us another chance!! Most importantly he is a person with huge genius and uses it. Happy for him when he walked away when he did - he jumped off the bullshit bus and didnt look back until he was damned good and ready. So much respect for Dave and his view on the" Me Too" black dress bullshit was spot on!!! They didnt have the courage or balls to get the fuck off the bullshit bus!!! He walked for his own reasons and got his family away from the bullshit!! Dave you're a great man. So happy u back. Thank you for making me laugh my ass off Dave!!!! Much respect from me to you!!!

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert646228 күн бұрын

    Dammit man. That's......messed up.

  • @Hiiizenburg42
    @Hiiizenburg42Ай бұрын

    1:07:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cyndimoring9389
    @cyndimoring938928 күн бұрын

    comedians are prophets too. He said trump was a puppet, even before 2020.

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910Ай бұрын

    Chicken is the best delicious biŕd there is. God is good.

  • @OK-pi6fq
    @OK-pi6fqАй бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert646228 күн бұрын

    Well Nichole and Goldman were hacked to little bity pieces pretty gruesome in a bad sort of way.