Ok as a 51 yr old white dude who's followed the heavy weights of comedy 30 plus years, this is one of the funniest sets I've ever seen!! Chapelle is without a doubt this generations champ along with Hart. Love both but Dave definitely carries the power in today's comedy. We all have to remember that real comedians joke about anything and everyone even themselves. He's one of few celebrities that will not conform. Its comedy and if it's offensive to anyone, they don't need to be buying tickets to a local comedy club anytime soon. To the European who hates guns, stay away from them. I speak with people around the world to find out what is really going on in news. Most Australians and UK citizens are defenseless against their government and have expressed that they feel like fools for giving their weapons up. That's why our. 2nd amendment was not only written but also states that the amendment is never to be changed, period. Its the only protection we have against a tyrannical take over . Here is a fact that is easily googled. Kennesaw, GA near where I went to college made law decades ago that every head if household must own a gun. Crime rate dropped 89% immediately. Now they have "guns everywhere" law with zero restrictions to entering a building. Crime rate lowered and they went 25 yrs with no murders in a city that's just north of Atlanta!! You guys are great together! I probably laugh more with y'all than any other couples who react. Remember the Lord's prayer "Our father" isn't referring to race or the people sitting at the dinner table. We are ALL his children and therefore brothers and sisters. If we cannot refer to each other as extended family and act accordingly, then how can we truly call God our father!? God bless and keep the great reactions with laughter that y'all deserve and never hold back! 😃

@JohnnyCocas00

Жыл бұрын

Some countries in the EU have guns, the difference lies with how they are regulated and how one can acquire one, what "moderate" people are asking for is not the ban on guns, but more control on how people can get them to prevent nutjobs from easily getting one. About the "defenseless against their government", that is a pretty old statement by today's situation, no popular militia will overthrow a government supported by the actual army should the government turn tyrannical, it's like you're saying the population will be able to overthrow what you consider to be the most advanced military in the world... Civil wars aren't easily won in African countries where both sides are equally armed, and you expect the population to rise up against the US army? I'm not against nor in favour of owning a gun, I'm just against using weak arguments to defend the need to own one.

@Chidoc99

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyCocas00 with all do respect, I mentioned one sentence about the government and said "only" protection, not our solution. Yet your entire response harked on that one sentence instead of Kennesaw, Ga in where my actual argument for owning a weapon is! So pick that one apart instead of the captain obvious easiest argument to pick on.

@nickapalooza861

Жыл бұрын

With Hart? What? I think you need to watch more comedy if you think that is #2 😂

@TheReaIestOne

Жыл бұрын

If some tyranny wants to take over, they're not gonna do it with a 9mm pistol or a machine carbine, they'll simply nuke you in this era. These guns will be useless against that. But we keep making those excuse while letting our kids play with these toys.

hey Kidd and Cee i wanna say that Dave Chappelle always have a good point on his stand up comedys hes very smart on his delivered thou the way he speaks out at people in the audience

@nikaanmatthew1687

2 жыл бұрын

My upon

@nikaanmatthew1687

2 жыл бұрын

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06:00 Dave is correct, ain't nobody givin up the iron 🤣🤣🤣 stay strapped or get clapped.

@dommguard

2 жыл бұрын

As a european, they don't need it and it only makes things worse. Sooner ya'll realize, the sooner you can correct things.

@A-N-X-I-E-T-Y

2 жыл бұрын

@@dommguard I'm European and I love guns, shut up

@dommguard

2 жыл бұрын

@@A-N-X-I-E-T-Y You can love them while also aknowledging that it only causes risks if it's freely available.

@anthonydean1743

2 жыл бұрын

I used to live on a ranch when I was younger so I'm pretty familiar with 12 & 20 gauge shot gun. You want to make a shell more painful than birdshot but less leathal than buck; remove the birds birdshot and replace it with rock salt.

@austinmurph9248

2 жыл бұрын

@@dommguard you can also mind your own damn business. Its a skill you learn in America. Great way to not get shot.

We had tornado drills Fire drills It wasn’t until I got into my 20s and started being a substitute teacher that I saw that they’d started doing to shooter drills Crazy deal If there’s a shooter, then the kids better know how to fight

@OnlyTriples

2 жыл бұрын

Better know how to fight?? They gonna get shot before getting in fist fighting distance

@walls_of_skulls6061

Жыл бұрын

We were taught to stay quite but all hold our textbooks, then if anyone opens the door everybody would throw their books at the intruder and essentially try to stone them

@StankFrengus

Жыл бұрын

@@OnlyTriples i dont know why the teacher doesn't hide behind the door with a heavy ass book or break a damn desk and get the ceramic table and smash the shooter over the head the moment he tries to enter. Hiding and waiting until he decides to kill you is not a plan

@miketrujillo3677

Жыл бұрын

@@OnlyTriples yeah cuz that 8th grader is a fucking marksman

@Flantomas

8 ай бұрын

How about dealing with the reasons for why there are so many shooters, it doesnt happen as often anywhere else in the world.

I love the almost imperceptible character development in the last story. At first he doesn't know anything. Then, he says "after that it's all slugs".

you two are the best!!!watch more dave and enjoy!!!

"All you are doing is teaching these kids to worry" That's exactly the plan, fear installment from a young age.

@miketrujillo3677

Жыл бұрын

When they use the words terrorist/active shooter in social settings its too late

@Bob-lr2xp

3 ай бұрын

Not true. The best thing you can do in a bad situation is have a plan, even if the plan is woefully ineffective. It prevents panic as it gives people some feeling of agency, and NOTHING is worse than panicing and not knowing what to do. They studied this with soldiers. The ones more likely to panic weren't the ones in combat. It was the ones on base in positions that didn't allow weapons, like radio operators. They felt powerless and terrified at the thought of a random attack occurring and no ability to defend themselves. Plans also help patients when receiving news that they are terminally ill. Any decent doctor isn't going to just tell you you're going to die, say sorry, and send you on your way. They give you some kind of plan, follow-up appointments, and routine. It may still not save you, but it helps ease the crushing despair and gives you some kind of agency.

Dave is hilarious 😂 His white jokes even tho there true, there still funny lol in the name of comedy...its all good 👍

@stonedmountainunicorn9532

Жыл бұрын

He hangs out a lot with white dudes, idk what special he was talking about that. The bit was very relatable and again also true

Not the heroin scream. 😭🤣🤣🤣

love your reactions you're both very funny

Dave knows Ohio so well 🤣

Been gone for a while, y'all looking good!

I live near Yellow Springs close to Dave and have a lot of firearms of my own. I wonder if I was the white dude with the rifle.

Whatever he says whoever he says it about, it's hilarious and probably true.

Just say no, what's so hard about that?! Hahahahha

Chappelle for President!

Kids listen to the teachers, and where they say to head for and go the other way.

Buck shot, slug, buck shot slug, buck shot is how mine was racked

You guys are funny!

Don’t worry u 2, daves white jokes are hilarious and im a country boy from South Dakota that grew up with firearms lol. If someone gets offended by dave fuck them he cracks on everyone lol. Please don’t get worried about that shit, I cried laughing at his white jokes 😂

I have an AK but the shotty sits next to the bed 😆

That was funny as hell

yall should react to karlous miller - stand up comedy at the laugh factory and karlous miller - stand up at the stardome

Epic!

Are you guys going to finish the martin stand up.

@KiddandCeeReacts

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, we are. Definitely, be on the lookout for it. -Cee

When I was a kid, we used to have drills in school in case the Russians bombed us with airplanes.

@SweetLou0523

2 жыл бұрын

Ah the good ol "duck and cover" drills. As if my wooden desk was suitable radiation shielding.

@silverblade357

2 жыл бұрын

@@SweetLou0523 Well, you're more concerned about the blast wave and the ceiling collapsing if you're not caught in the main explosion. The same drills existed for earthquakes and conventional bombardment.

I'm coming for you Kidd and Cee... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Coming for you for thanksgiving dinner. 🧑‍🍳🍽🦃

Shout out to Kidd and cee

2A for everyone

W video can you react to domics

Well,there's that I guess lol

Sad that you guys receive negative no doubt racial attacks for your reactions. That’s what’s wrong in this country. Too many people with extremely thin skin. I’m a 69 yr old white dude and I love your channel. Keep up the great work

LMAO!

Eyuch...... 2.

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America...the only country that teaches students about school shootings..greatest country in the world 🤣🤣

@silverblade357

2 жыл бұрын

My active shooter drill in high school had us walking single-file through the halls toward the nearest approved exit. I was reprimanded for pointing out during one such presentation that our school only had a ground floor and pretty much every room had swing-out windows. This person insisted that a chaotic rush to escape would be more dangerous than someone with a gun. I was threatened with detention for voicing my intent to not use their plan.

@nuckfiggas8008

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverblade357 never understand how people supposed to move in a single file when there's a shooter coming behind full speed sprinting or a fire broke out

Don't ever use buckshot on a trespasser go birdshot then rocksalt pattern they'll be running after that also were I live black white brown or yellow we all armed you use buckshot or a slug that's murder. but shotgun's a last resort if pistol shot in air don't work also don't ever shot at some if you don't have an anti trespassing sign also guns aren't that easy to get there's a back ground check. a lot of the school shooter kids don't own the guns they use they usually belong to and the gun show loophole every one claims exist is a texas only phenomenon where you sell a gun to someone you know and that's technically illegal but its normally a private sale between friends

@readhistory2023

2 жыл бұрын

Trespassers can be shot where I'm at but you'd better have the incident on video.

@ShaggyRogers1

Жыл бұрын

@@readhistory2023 Simple trespassing is not enough to warrant deadly force. They are in your home? Lay some hate. They are out in the yard fucking around and not visibly armed? That's a reckless homicide with a deadly weapon.

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

did you guys hear what joe said about the video?

@snorkyuzumaki6001

2 жыл бұрын

Who's joe

@dommguard

2 жыл бұрын

@@snorkyuzumaki6001 Yo mama!

@snorkyuzumaki6001

2 жыл бұрын

@@dommguard who's yo mama

Do you guys just do comedy reactions?

As a US Army combat vet who's very, very well armed here at home, knows every weapon in my 2 gun safes like the back of my hand, and who reloads his own ammunition (currently I'm at 8900 rounds ready to go), I welcome anyone, no matter their ethnicity, political party affiliation, or even if they like me or not, IDGAF, please come on and try to take just one of my weapons...I mean, I've got rounds for both mine and my brother's AR-15's that'll burn thru Grade III body armor like a hot knife thru melted butter....they're all insured, I've got a CCW permit for two states, so anyone who's against our 2nd Amnd right, feel free to leap like a frog when you're ready, I've got an overwhelming response to that action....

@Afrimusican

2 жыл бұрын

Aww what a care bear you are🌈

@SaintMu

2 жыл бұрын

Be real. You don't wanna defend anything. You just wanna shoot people. None of what you said is impressive, it's just pretty scary to know there's people thinking this way running about in this world.

@silverblade357

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaintMu Hey, if somebody I don't know breaks into my home with ill-intent, both would apply; I'd want to defend my castle and I'd want to shoot the home invader. What? Am I supposed to pity the criminal dumb enough to break into an occupied home? Am I supposed to just assume they value my life more than their own freedom? Nah. Their one and only warning is the deadbolt they'd have to kick through.

@metasequoia3097

Жыл бұрын

2nd amendmend or not, you americans ain't gonna do shit if your government becomes oppressive. Hell, it has been oppressive for many years now yet you people haven't done shit thus far. Why would you do shit in the next 20, 30, 40 years? Because some asshole like me on youtube challenged you people to finally do something? Ain't gonna happen. The ship has sailed.

@thirtyred7091

Жыл бұрын

I can tell you're white

Yuck...$2. 😀😀💀☠️😂😂

Never really understood these shooter drills, when I was in high school my class ignored it but then again we were the self-containment kids. We were usually those in special Ed and had issues with other people usually on the lines of being bullied to a ridiculous degree. Plus our personal class was at the opposite end of the building by itself and we were the only class within you know 100 ft. plus if there's going to be anybody that would be a shooter in the school that student would be one of us and we were all cool with each other. Personally when it comes to a school shooter that is a student it needs to be looked at from the source and most of the time it's a kid that's been bullied to a degree that gets to just a ridiculous degree. I personally had people claim I tried to rape them or bomb them or stab them or you name it they've said it. My favorite claims even to this day were those that said I try to do that in the middle of class with the teacher there. Now while the teachers didn't agree with the students so it didn't go anywhere especially not with the fact that high school had cameras everywhere except for the bathrooms the whole place was littered with cameras bathrooms and locker rooms were the only place without the cameras. Teachers nowadays I've noticed except for a very rare few don't give a flying fuck if students are being bullied. Like they really don't care and to be honest that is where most of the problems for School shooters that are students start. Teachers need to for one try defending the students and cutting it out paying attention getting involved actually giving a shit. Because to be honest if I was one of those School shooters it wouldn't be the students I'd be going after it'd be the teacher for not even attempting to help. And then there are times when they seemingly do help only to do so little they may as well not have even helped at all or they help the ones that are bullying like it's funny or something. I myself have been on the receiving end of that and it's not fun. Many school shootings are those that deal with students and I won't lie most of them are likely White and that's a white guy I really am not offended and to be honest while I was believing in high school not one black guy did it. It was all my fellow crackers just all my phone saltines. I know it doesn't seem like it's happened in a while but let's be honest most of that is probably due to the fact that online schooling has been a thing. Personally I'd like to see something actually done and would like to be involved if possible but as an adult man it could come off as creepy of course. And I'll just leave this wonderful tidbit, there's no poster or school assembly or any of that that is going to change anything without the faculty actually trying to make a difference. I thank hey Mr Otto and a Mr Murphy for actually giving a shit and keeping about 20 plus years worth of quiet kids from bathing the school in blood

@gaaraofthefunk2011

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I'm black I just wanna say I had the same experience growing up they dropped me off in that special class I made a bunch of friends, but that also made the bullying worse cause oh now he with the retarded kids. But whenever I was outta that class I was getting picked, it felt it was me vs damn school if something happened and I was near by everybody swear on they damn momma it was me, so it be a whole class vs me and guess who got punished. I remember I was on the bus head in home guy sitting next had a balloon it popped and some scream somebody gotta gun bus pulled over and drive like who. This dude that fuckes with me all time said it was me, next thing I know I'm being pulled off the bus by the police and searched. Dude who had said I had the gun got pulled off to cause I told him to fuck off and he punched me in the mouth. Another side got pulled off cause he was handing me my glasses.

@Morgrim_Darkheart

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaaraofthefunk2011 I hear you I remember being blamed for anything under the sun as long as I was in the vicinity. I stopped taking the bus in middle school cuz every time I stepped on people would throw stuff and the bus driver just did nothing one time the bus driver even joined in with the whole bus. Like how much of an asshat do you have to be to join in on bullying a kid as a bus driver. I thought she found some of my former bullies nowadays, quite a few of them are not having a great life.

@gaaraofthefunk2011

2 жыл бұрын

Good karma a bitch@@Morgrim_Darkheart

you can quit the singing for sure and just let her do it for sure.

@werunvegasdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

@C mac 55th street i didnt know cmacs troll account was canadian. 55th street aint in canada. how would you know lmfao. damn trolls

Birdshot can definitely kill a man... at 10 yards or less. Just saying.

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Oh come on Im white I get the jokes, I laugh at it, We grew up with jokes of every kind and laughed, Dean Martin roasts made fun of everyone it was funny and jokes and no one got offended, I looke at indidual not color and his jokes are funny , and his right about guns to protect from thugs and criminals, its only smart thing to do

WELL ! i'm white and i'm offended by this comedy. I'm so triggered ! (Good job, keep the good work, i love your channel)

Hey, guys. Thanks for the Video. Really. But The Beauty of a Dave Chappelle routine (No Shade) is the fact that he Needs No Amateur Editorializing! We already Get Dave! You Cannot Make Dave Funnier! We already Know when to Laugh. You are Ruining his act for the rest of us. So, Please. Let Dave be DAVE!🕊

@KiddandCeeReacts

2 жыл бұрын

How about you shut up and go to another video. Thank You. Let Us Be Us and You Go Else Where