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Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani take a lie detector test. Is Dave from Washington? How many tattoos does he have? How many dogs does he own? When did Kumail move to the US? How did he win his wife's love? What is his opinion on Judd Apatow? Find out all that and more in this video. STUBER is in theaters everywhere July 12.
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Two guys complimenting each other for 20 minutes straight. This was great!
@rafthethinker4948
4 жыл бұрын
I know! They're both so cool
@josehuerta4429
4 жыл бұрын
666
@theonlytruth9453
2 жыл бұрын
its like some humanity taking place somehow in the zoo
How cute is Dave Bautista talking about his lunch boxes? He turns into a little kid!
@JakeTakesTheCakes
4 жыл бұрын
Big tough dudes with cute little hobbies/collections is one of my favorite combinations.
@MrHeroicDemon
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the episode of "Friends" when Phoebe has to choose between two guys, one is sensitive and the other is rough, and then she picks the sensitive guy, goes to break up with the rough guy but he has a diary and is secretly sensitive. But the sensitive guy is secretly buff/rough. Such a contrast does exist, and that's why you always dig deeper in people before judging :D
@LegionIvory
4 жыл бұрын
Right? It was so adorable.
@xLatinAssazzin
4 жыл бұрын
It funny he hates trump
@Alic4444
4 жыл бұрын
@@xLatinAssazzin Join the club!
Never in my wildest dreams I thought I'll hear dave bautista say 'meray tattay chooso'
@burningknight7
4 жыл бұрын
yup dude XD
@kamranaslam5115
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA SAME XD
@deltaop1reload
4 жыл бұрын
Bande ka talafuz bhi chikna tha. I couldn't believe it...
@Falcon_Verse
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha...man i was shocked...
@ayanrehman8693
4 жыл бұрын
Wo bhi itnay tameez sey bc jese koi legitimate request kar raha h
Dave has such a beautiful speaking voice. Love listening to him
@rafthethinker4948
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr! I don't watch wrestling so i wasn't too familiar with him but he should do audio books, so soothing
@thatt-shirtguy9669
4 жыл бұрын
ASMR
@ReshonGodfrey
4 жыл бұрын
@@rafthethinker4948 IKR He should totally do em! It would be a hit
@imty8774
4 жыл бұрын
Him and morgan freeman should collab.
@Shade5hift
4 жыл бұрын
He has such a beautiful heart though ^^
Kumail: “Would I be a good addition to the MCU?” Dave: “Yes” Dave pulled some strings. Change my mind.
@DoopaVII
4 жыл бұрын
But who would he be?
@enginesandidiots4204
4 жыл бұрын
@@DoopaVII he already has a role dude 😂
@DoopaVII
4 жыл бұрын
But who is he?
@LeroyzkiSmithsonian
4 жыл бұрын
Doopa Kumail is in The Eternals
@DoopaVII
4 жыл бұрын
@@LeroyzkiSmithsonian never heard of it.
Imagine if everyone talked to eachother like this. The world would be such a great place to be.
@OldSchoolDudeGaming
4 жыл бұрын
Well it starts with you. No need to "imagine" if you simple do it.
@juliestewart9117
4 жыл бұрын
@@OldSchoolDudeGaming Maybe he does, but he can't control how other people speak to him or to each other...
@DoctorFurioso
4 жыл бұрын
@@juliestewart9117 Also @OSD telling a stranger what to do is kind of going against the spirit of philia and respect, my dude.
@EzraaaDave
4 жыл бұрын
not really. the world wouldn't be balanced
@diemanner7164
4 жыл бұрын
@@EzraaaDave Balanced?
Kumail has been getting fit by being in proximity to Batista
@sciencecubicle
4 жыл бұрын
wtf that's what I said
@soumyadey7387
4 жыл бұрын
@@kjr5034 do u even know that increasing the mass will increase the force even more? For Keanu's sake dude go to school.
@soumyadey7387
4 жыл бұрын
@@kjr5034 yeah. Wait what
@rafthethinker4948
4 жыл бұрын
This joke turned into a physics class lol
@soumyadey7387
4 жыл бұрын
@@rafthethinker4948 yeah but no .... wait
Dave before the test - Calm and collected, Kumail before the test - " I didn't do it '
After watching this, it's impossible to not like Bautista.
@rodrigolopes2565
4 жыл бұрын
Markell Hawthorne He cheated on his Ex-Wife when she had Cancer. Try to start with that. I’ve lost all respect for him as a person when i learned that. I used to idolize the character he portrayed but despise the person behind it.
@markellhawthorne2921
4 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigolopes2565 When did that happen?
@rodrigolopes2565
4 жыл бұрын
Markell Hawthorne 2005-ish i believe, they were married with 3 kids, i believe he got married last year and his new Wife left him and he came out and said he was “Heartbroken” Karma has its ways, such is life. Can’t say i felt sorry for him.
@justinbeams9446
4 жыл бұрын
@@markellhawthorne2921 Can I just say that I like that your profile pic is Agent 47? I like that a lot. You must really like the Hitman games. I do too.
@OwenPenner
4 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigolopes2565 What if she didn't have cancer?
These guy were masculine yet emotionally intelligent... I guess this is what the inverse of toxic masculinity would be.
@TookyClothespin.
4 жыл бұрын
T A - Here here! They both seem like great guys. Kumail is definitely one of the best stand up comedians (& actors) around right now.
@yourMom-ic4wr
4 жыл бұрын
😂 “toxic masculinity”😂😂😂lmao
@yanoshgloxinia
4 жыл бұрын
mhm izme *whispers* yasss
@omidhassani4988
3 жыл бұрын
Izaan ur rehman toxic humanity
@justsomeguywithoutamustach7402
3 жыл бұрын
@mhm izme dont reply to him, his nickname says it all.
They have better chemistry than The Rock and Kevin Hart. More genuine.
@hermensonsantana3090
4 жыл бұрын
Jordan J nah I’d say it’s equal,it’s the the personality and energy that both sides dish out that might be giving you this impression but honestly I would say their relationship are on par
@lorensolomon1419
4 жыл бұрын
They are sweeter and nice. The Rock and Kevin pick at one another. They are all still great friends
@landonmiles97
4 жыл бұрын
Disagree. It’s the same chemistry just manifested in a different way. These guys compliment, the Rock and Kevin insult. Sort of like a big brother dynamic.
@DeadSilence-pt2hr
4 жыл бұрын
Jordan J. I literally just got done commenting something similar to what you said... You beat me to it.
@vampirethespiderbatgod9740
3 жыл бұрын
@@lorensolomon1419 they pick at one another which is why they are best buds.
Kumail looked kinda overwhelmed when Dave told him, how he felt when they first met.
Batista is just a big ol' teddy bear! what a sweet heart. And he speaks so eloquently. Great guy.
You guys need to watch Kumail’s interview on Jimmy Kimmel about Dave it makes this much more funny. 😂😂😂😂
@nonim4138
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Thanks buddy
@omegaman5663
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, it's like he can do no wrong....
@JA-ev7om
4 жыл бұрын
Good call bud 😂
"Is your name Dave Bautista?" Dave Bautista-"No."
You know, Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal's friendship consists of them ragging on each other relentlessly. Kumail and Dave's friendship is just them being supportive, nurturing and full of compliments. I like it all.
the bromance level is at a peak and it's super nice too
This is not fair, 2 of the nicest sweetest people in the world taking lie detector tests is basically Kumail and Dave having a pleasant conversation with each other.
Honestly, if Stuber isn’t a romcom between these two, I don’t want it!
@GiovanaSimmer
4 жыл бұрын
It's a great, funny movie, with lots of emotion too. Worth the ticket for sure!
Holland and Gyllenhaal, Matarazzo and Keery, and now Nanjiani and Bautista. There's been a lot of genuine love in the press tours recently, and long may it continue.
@lakedean621
4 жыл бұрын
Joe keery never did this gaten did it by himself
@sakshistfu
4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Stan and Mackie
When Dave said Kamail seemed like a “warm person” during their first meet, I cried a little. Dave is so nice :(
“I’ll do you one better, WHY IS GAMORA?” ~ Dave Batista
@samuelmorales2136
4 жыл бұрын
c r i n g e
@diemanner7164
4 жыл бұрын
@@samuelmorales2136 Not so much.
The most anti-toxic thing I've ever seen was when they were encouraging eachothers emotional intelligence, so wonderful
Kumail: Would I be a good addition to the MCU? Batista: Yes He really was telling the truth 😂
I love how healthy and respectful their Bromance is! So cute! Their eyes are so sparkly talking to each other. It's so nice to watch men NOT being competitive agressive litle boys for a change! And complimenting one another the whole time! I love this match of friends...
the way kumail already knew he was in the mcu here 🤚
"We talked about this!" Cutest moment ever lol
They where just being kind and sweet.
Kumail IS now in the MCU. Looking forward to seeing him in Eternals
8:03 Kumail looks like he wants to cry after Dave said that nice thing about him
I didn't think i'd come to liking this much Dave Batista.. these 2 men.. are just adorable..haha and hilarious..
@AZanlungo
4 жыл бұрын
Same.
Every kid that was born in the 90s and 2000s knows and once in his life loved bautista !!!
@arttyboy16
4 жыл бұрын
i used to bautista bomb my younger brother on the couch during commercial breaks all the time on Monday nights.
@GiovanaSimmer
4 жыл бұрын
Well, born in the 90s and 2000s in the US. WWE is not very popular in most other countries. Now he's universally known , I'm pretty sure. ;-)
@mishtokhan4902
4 жыл бұрын
@@GiovanaSimmer WWE was very popular worldwide even before the days of internet....even people in rural areas of countries like Pakistan used to watch wrestling in as early as 2005......names like John Cena , Batista , undertaker are also known by people world-wide who don't watch wrestling at all.....
@uzi6497
4 жыл бұрын
Giovana Samara its pretty popular
@hermensonsantana3090
4 жыл бұрын
Giovana Samara you could not be more wrong
''What's your favorite one?" ''There's uhh 9..a 1967..Green Hornet Lunchbox...'' "ok. Why is that your favorite?'' *sheepishly* ''...cuz it has Bruce Li on it....'' ''omg you're the most adorable........''
Dave just buried most of the WWE roster. LOL
@katerinapapadopoulou6277
4 жыл бұрын
Was he wrong, though?
@madmanfitness158
4 жыл бұрын
katerina papadopoulou no
@c0n0ruw1ls0n
4 жыл бұрын
hahahahah heard him say that and came straight down to the comments
@druidGAMER
4 жыл бұрын
what did he say?
@truediva18
4 жыл бұрын
@@druidGAMER he said that his costar could take on anyone on the WWE current roster.
The funny part is watching these behind the scenes with Dave Bautista and realizing that he is VERY lovable and almost even nerd-like. I have a whole new respect for the big guy! He would be so much fun to hang out with.
Dave’s inner kindness and soft demeanors are encased and protected by his massive indestructible Castle exterior!
These questions don't even warrant a lie detector
@sabbyali3212
4 жыл бұрын
It's just for fun my dude
@Figs3
4 жыл бұрын
None of them do. But it's for fun. It's not that difficult to enjoy things without having to nitpick everything.
@danica6366
4 жыл бұрын
the whole schtick of this video is them needing to have a lie detector test in order to get the answer to some very risky questions. it's in the title for a reason. noticed how the actors didn't even ask the lie detector operator more than twice this whole video? 'cause they didn't need to.
@Figs3
4 жыл бұрын
@@danica6366 that's completely false. The point of this video is to promote their movie. They are just doing it in the form of a playful game
@anonym58063
Жыл бұрын
"Have you stuffed your speedo" sounds like a question that does warrant a lie detector
11:32 D-"Do you think we would've been friends" K-"I'd like to think so" D-"Me too" Lie detector operator: awws internally 🤓
I never thought Dave Bautista was this sweet for real 😫😂😂😂. I thought he was so mean in WWE😂😂😂
@Splitbrains
4 жыл бұрын
this is how he banged most of the WWE divas
@onlinehacks3144
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly the I have thought about him until I watched his interviews
@mishtokhan4902
4 жыл бұрын
He was playing as heel is WWE so obviously he had to portray himself as mean....while in real life he is the guy who is praised by every WWE superstarfor his humbleness....he is very selfless guy unlike some top WWE stars....for example he even didn't mind giving consecutive wins to guys like Cena, Bryan and shield..
@lewisconnor9613
4 жыл бұрын
mishto khan Actually he had a period of time when he was quite egotistical when he was first blowing up in the WWE. That’s why he and Booker T ended up have a real fight backstage.
@tovolume
4 жыл бұрын
@@lewisconnor9613 That was before but now, both Dave Batista and Booker T are cool with each other now, last year Booker said that if he sees Batista again, he would welcome him with a hug and also said that he respects Batista as a man. Did you also see Booker's interview with Batista days before the Wrestlemania 30 event? They were both laughing and smiling
THIS is how you break down macho man stereotypes. Straight men can show love and affection and be open about it and not feel shamed! Love THEM and love THIS so much!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
"I'm a very polite person" ...and extraordinarily humble as well
Holy crap, had no idea Dave Batuista was this giant lovable dude. Guess I never thought of him as more than a wrestler unfortunately. Edit: Bautista
How is kumail so kind and so soothing his voice is just like the same tone at all times lol 😂
That shirt makes Kumail look like a legit criminal taking a lie detector test hahaha
Would you let me cheat off your test ? Yes You would ? Yea *I love you dude*
He looks so small compared to Dave It’s kinda hilarious
@nunchucktaylor3488
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair John Goodman looks small next to Bautista.
@JC-ln6on
4 жыл бұрын
There are buildings that look small next to Bautista.
@pmaster1173
4 жыл бұрын
Kumail is like 4/5 inches taller than average Pakistani people. So he's big for his race.
@nunchucktaylor3488
4 жыл бұрын
P Master Bautista is half Filipino so he’s like a foot taller than his people. The other half is Greek and they’re not really known for their height either.
@CJ-gy8ie
4 жыл бұрын
@@pmaster1173 Do you mean 4 to 5 inches? Or are you saying that being four fifths of an inch taller is considered big for the race? I'm assuming you mean 4 to 5 inches. In which case, you're very wrong. The average Pakistani man is not 5'3"
this is really confusing. Bautista is really gentle. its weird. i cant explain it but this is a weird feeling. why is he so nice and calm? didnt expect him to be like this. love the guy. awesome.
Kumail & Dave: "MERE TATTAY CHOOSO" Me: *dies in desi*
@abdullahmohammad6803
4 жыл бұрын
IamBanoori 😂😂 Pakistan mein konsi province ke ho
@arijeetdasgupta9818
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@hamzadastgir1
4 жыл бұрын
Faisalabadi
"I'm a very polite person...I'm very gorilla-esque..." I too am extraordinarily humble
Bautista Nanjiani bromance!!! so beautiful
Next big bromance after The Rock and Kevin hart!!
@9474sammus
4 жыл бұрын
Comedians and wrestlers are a great combo apparently
@Talmeez92
4 жыл бұрын
@@9474sammus Yes sir. And these wrestlers are amazing people at heart. Look at Cena, the rock and now this guy. Prime examples.
@Purge-_-Gaming
4 жыл бұрын
@@Talmeez92 yes but the difference is that Dwayne Johnson is both a comedian and a wrestler
@johnperry708
4 жыл бұрын
Talmeez Ur Rehman Ansari they are more natural
@Talmeez92
4 жыл бұрын
@@Purge-_-Gaming True that!
"Would he be a good addition to the MCU?" Well hes in it now
Such a wholesome friendship, very exciting to think we may see them together in the mcu.
these two are freaking adorable together. Like they met and became friends and now they are good good friends. I like them :)
JUST REALIZED DAVE HAS A NOSE PIERCING. I LOVE IT
Dave Bautista saying mere tattay chooso is the best thing in this video @12:43
Dude.. this interview made me love both of these guys so much more. They are so kind to each other.
I had no idea David was so adorable!! Big and sweet and humble 😍😍😍😍And he has a very soothing voice 🤗
Dave should host a podcast. I would listen to it
David Bautista is such a soft hearted person OMG I love him😍
My god they are both such good people. How can you not love them. I’d love to hang out with both of them. So much great energy.
Bautista goes way against type, he's so adorable such a sweetheart ! I loved when he kissed Vin's picture !
Dave and Kumail being best friends is kind of the best thing ever. It makes me all warm inside.
Kumail has the perfect morning voice and Dave has the perfect night time voice.
There’s Definitely bromance between them .. oozing friendship is quite visible...
I love how Kumail’s voice went an octave higher when he asked what Bautista’s first impression of him was😂😂😂😂
Dave is my favorite comedic relief in guardian of the Galaxy. He really made the movie so funny. And he has a nose ring...
I want a friend like Dave, a friend who builds me up constantly. What a sweet, sweet man.
These two are some of the most genuine, kind hearted men in the business. I love this more than I can put into words! 🇵🇭🇬🇷🇵🇰🇺🇸😍😍
Dave was good in Blade Runner 2049
@wilberforce95
4 жыл бұрын
I always think about how tiny his glasses seemed on his face.
@harterton
4 жыл бұрын
YES!
@thomaschristopherwhite9043
4 жыл бұрын
He was even more incredible in the Blade Runner 2049 short.
@joeskienz
4 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite parts of that film was Dave's section. Great acting!
the best way to end the interview would have been dave asking the interviewer if he was trained at reading lie detectors and he said, 'no'
"Meray tattay chooso"😂😂😂😂
With childish wonderment"...because it has Bruce Lee on it." What a sweetheart!😊
" would i be a good addition to the mcu" sneaky Kumail... sneaky!
It's surprising to see Batista being so kind but also smart and calm. It's great that he's getting more successful every year because he's actually a very good actor!
Dave Bautista is the definition of a gentle giant.
So. Drax taking a lie detector test along with an Eternal.
It was almost the end of Batista's interrogation when I noticed he had a nose ring. The ring just looks so small.
Even the lie detector operator was smiling at their bromance and friendship. It's so wholesome.
Batista is simply delightful. I could see myself hang out with him on any occasion.
Drax and Dinesh for tag team champions
@Switzclips
4 жыл бұрын
More realistic drax and prismo
@josiahklein70
4 жыл бұрын
@@Switzclips I didn't make that connection until just now! Wow!
I feel like Dave always seems so calm and zen, he could have lied through this whole thing and nobody would have known.
The most wholesome lie detector video yet.
He said he doesn’t remember the actor and the needles didn’t budge. Then later said he lied and does remember.. that’s why this should not be used in the court of law or in any situation to induce a conviction or even a fact.
@matthewgoldstein2140
4 жыл бұрын
IllCerberusllI maybe he didn’t remember in the moment, but it came to him later
@kloggmonkey
4 жыл бұрын
it should never ever be the only source of evidence in court. i mean it seems to me as if it's responding to someone's reaction to a question, and that could mean a whole lot of different things depending on countless factors.
@ZeryArtzTM
4 жыл бұрын
What if I'm constantly nervous cuz I'm always nervous and do this test will I fail at every question then?
Honestly Dave’s laugh is everything lol
I’ve been seeing so many videos with these two together and it melts my heart every time! They have the cutest and genuine relationship of male friendship ; they just sit there and compliment each other and Kumail’s always so funny over what a huge softie Dave is ♥️ i hope they continue their friendship for years and years to come because this is truly sacred 🌹
These 2 have a genuine friendship, its nice to watch
I cannot believe how sweet and gentle dave batista is??? What a bloke.
“Would I be a good addition to the MCU?” “Yes.” aged like fine wine 😌
Dave Bautista .... Ur too adorable person with superb personality ❤️💛🖤
how can a shirt fit moderately well on dave? that dud is ripped af
4:55 Bautista throwing shade at the new WWE roster was priceless haha
Now THIS IS THE CONTENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
That these two have become friends delights me to no end
They are so kind to each other. It is truly amazing to see.
I love how they try and build each other up the whole time. Very positive interaction and very uplifting to watch.
Why didn't they ask Kumail if he was actually conscious and aware when he tried to murder his aunt back in Singapore? #giveusthetruth
@KCATWIL
4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@MOTat18
4 жыл бұрын
@@KCATWIL Is that true??
@spearscribs
4 жыл бұрын
@@MOTat18 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qJtr08Spj66vk6Q.html
@davidmackie5850
4 жыл бұрын
What??
@literallyme12
2 жыл бұрын
Strangulation pretty standard
Good to see you guys as genuine friends getting along...hope to see you coming up with more collaborative movies...and YES kumail I would love to see you in MCU along with Dev ;-)
Bautista is just so soft-spoken and adorable!!😍
By far, these 2 have become my favorite actors. they are just so down to earth.