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The horse shot was really deadly... I hope the man is ok.
@usmcdevildog6935
Жыл бұрын
Hell no he ain't okay... better hope his a$$ is still alive 😅🤣😂
@AlexAdam-sp5ri
Жыл бұрын
@@usmcdevildog6935😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@92pkg
11 ай бұрын
I hope so too, but I think he should consider himself lucky if he is still alive.
@Henry-ep6qy
11 ай бұрын
I was the guy in that horse video and unfortunately I was killed. Please send thoughts and prayers
@chris1773
11 ай бұрын
Hes dead inside and out at the same time
Just a quick tip for anyone watching and passing by - NEVER approach a horse from behind , In fact don't even stand behind a horse .
@danielponiatowski7368
Жыл бұрын
my X has several horses and does that all the time, i give their rears a wide berth and she reckons i shouldnt be scared. they would never kick her she says, maybe not on purpose but what if something stings them or fukn anything. it happend and she got a nice big bruise for her trouble, had some excuse or reason, dont matter if its done on purpose or not hey just stay away from their rear.
@flyingmunk8956
Жыл бұрын
Yeah somone I know of used to say the same.. horse loves her, won't kick her... She now wears a helmet full time... no fukn joke.
@blakecolden4635
Жыл бұрын
It just depends how long youve been around the horse and trust and also just knowledge and skills
@floriflorensen4252
Жыл бұрын
@@blakecolden4635 nope. its the same like an experienced driver. There are allways other factors, which you can not influence. And for this is one rule I learnd in my riding lessons, not to stay or do something behind the horse if it is not really necessary.
@SUPERBUZZED
Жыл бұрын
Forget that! 🙆♂️ PARKOUR!!
Even in the cook pot, that crab was gonna die fightin!
@aaronburdon221
Жыл бұрын
He was like "Witness me" lol
@skyjuice11
Жыл бұрын
That was tom n jerry scream in real life
@NICEFINENEWROBOT
11 ай бұрын
Cooking living critter is just so ... ugly, unfair, inhumane, low-minded. I did it once with mussels, had to eat them all, and felt unforgiven. Never again! I can kill a hen, a rooster, a goose, a duck... but never again cook a living thing (or wash a spider down the drain and the like).
@JoshPhoenix11
11 ай бұрын
You can tell by the mounted crab sketch above the sink that this family sure does love their crabs.
@oscarsalo
11 ай бұрын
@@skyjuice11 yes! So true😅
The fish guy had the best reaction. Easy come easy go.
@sakatababa
Жыл бұрын
he fed a seal. he should be happy.
@laineyidkwhatelsetowrite6744
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the seal gets the best dinner of his life.
@robertsalmen7189
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully , they got the picture
@stevehope6283
10 ай бұрын
@@robertsalmen7189they got a video.🙄
@robertsalmen7189
10 ай бұрын
@@stevehope6283 WHOOOSSH
The horse guy got knocked tf out to another galaxy
@goddessbybirth8456
10 ай бұрын
Damn 💀
@freebolt5913
10 ай бұрын
That was beautiful.
That horse kicking even hurts just while watching.
@danny.55
Жыл бұрын
He died
@ivannieves154
Жыл бұрын
@@danny.55 really, he went six feet in the air 😳
@TheTastyMarmot
Жыл бұрын
@@ivannieves154 and then six feet under the ground
@niklasspengs9124
Жыл бұрын
@@danny.55 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤
@guysabol8743
Жыл бұрын
yeah crunch yeah
I love how the groom just held his bride and conceded defeat.
@ashleighelizabeth5916
Жыл бұрын
Theme to Titanic plays in the background...
@stevehope6283
10 ай бұрын
He did that the moment he said I DO.
The crab one always gets me😂
Lmao that horse sent his ass FLYING!
@Justin_Sy
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha dude went airborne 🤣🤣😭😭💀💀
@86LukeM
Жыл бұрын
He got hit so hard 7 generations are gonna feel that shit.
@doc2743
Жыл бұрын
@@Justin_Sy old man learned some gymnastics shit real quick 🤣 🤣 🤣 "Damn Dan, I didn't know you could do that?!"
@SUPERBUZZED
Жыл бұрын
Its literally been five minutes since I saw that clip and my face is STILL in cringe mode 😖
@Razrbck2517
Жыл бұрын
To de moon, Alice!!
That dude who lost the fish was smiling about it. I’d be crying! 😮
@BobSmith-yo6ib
Жыл бұрын
He's lucky he didn't lose a finger or his hand.
@alexgataric
Жыл бұрын
The harbor seal was happy for such a large free fish.
@MGTOW222
Жыл бұрын
Dolphin fish taste like shit so no loss.
@Travis_Bickle1975
Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the dolphin fish aka mahi mahi that's actually a mammal 🤔
@roldgold2924
Жыл бұрын
Crying on the inside tho
I like that dog.
Imagine being kicked so hard in mid air that it changes your trajectory and sends you flying. That horse kick was brilliant.😂
@shirleyzeno3666
10 ай бұрын
He rolled Him like a joint...😂😂😂😂
@user-mk2dx9qe9d
10 ай бұрын
It's not fanny 🤨😐
@sandragray3951
10 ай бұрын
The owner should have known, you never creep up or run up behind a horse. What idiots!🙄
"And then the sea lion came on board, and stole my fish"
To the man who lost his catch to the seal, you did not lose anything, you gained an amazing story.
@hazardeur
Жыл бұрын
no no, he did lose that fish and got an amazing story.
@royaltoadclub8322
11 ай бұрын
he got real lucky too. some fish spines are literally razor sharp spined. He could have been cut quite badly
That cyclist must’ve really been on an important mission. He didn’t even acknowledge that he hit that pedestrian lol.
@casemodder89
Жыл бұрын
usual arseholes.
@bearbearingston7696
Жыл бұрын
Cyclers in non-cycling areas are a danger to humanity
@Willie_McBride
Жыл бұрын
Even dipped his shoulder to make sure he caught him Square in the cruller’
@BobJones-bh9qz
11 ай бұрын
@@Willie_McBride it was a clean hit I gotta say 😂
@Jose-pc6ek
11 ай бұрын
@Willie McBride lol Jerome Bettis his ass
As an Equestrian you shouldn’t even ride behind another horse without reasonable space between your horse and the other one. What that guy did could have killed him.
@masonlees
10 ай бұрын
shut up
That dog was one string away from being a total hero.
@scottyp1303
Жыл бұрын
Good boy he just wanted to play with the other 2 pups.
@kratos7893
Жыл бұрын
And it says to avoid her profile lol yeah right
@ItsWaltherz
11 ай бұрын
@@scottyp1303 💀💀💀
@SnakeDicks
11 ай бұрын
@@scottyp1303 lol
@stevehope6283
10 ай бұрын
Good boy.... just like we practiced.
As a wise man said "Stupid actions give stupid results"
That dog knows what he was doing
Let the dog do it’s job so we can get on with the day.
@RavensWings11
5 ай бұрын
Would you feel good about being filmed in public in a Speedo with strings on the sides; while a dog yanks on one string and you gotta hold it on over your junk? And then if it's posted online, some dudes say how they wish they could see the dog pull it off of you? Yeah, I don't think so...
Whoever trained that dog is a genius.
When the wedding dock collapsed my thought was at least the bride and groom went down together lol
@a_collection_of_cells
10 ай бұрын
😂
That dog is doing gods work.
@SecondSeer
11 ай бұрын
It’s so dumb how she kinda just lets it happen
As RDJ said it best, "Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle."
"Dog Mom" That's a good dog :)
My man got kicked into the 5th dimension
@thomasa.tucker2389
Жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
That crab read the menu and be like... HELL TA'DA FUKK NO!!! 😂🤣😅
никогда не подходите к лошади сзади!!!!!!
To the almost topless woman, there is a sunscreen company who should be hiring you!
That crab looked a little undercooked, but what do I know. 😅
@quasimodo5405
Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
To the lady who cradled that child and ran to safety, you have more than earned the holy title of Mother.
@TheTruthWholeTruthNothingButTh
Жыл бұрын
.... are you kidding?! what do you expect her to do stand around and practice handstands?
@cahillgreg
Жыл бұрын
It was a trans woman - showing more than a little of the hero she once was. Top bloke.
To the man bit by the crab, you'd do the same if being boiled alive. It's only fair that our food bites back.
@icyman2
11 ай бұрын
How you can boil any animal alive? Fucker got what he deserved.
@monkey_ish4117
10 ай бұрын
You vegan?
@dreamlab311
10 ай бұрын
@@monkey_ish4117 not in the slightest.
That horse kick gave me chills
Молодец тюлень! Добыл рыбу!
That horse guy twirled like a tekken character...😂
The horse kick and the way dude flipped in the air was wholesome ❤
That little dog deserves a steak!
@SecondSeer
11 ай бұрын
Bruh
@stevehope6283
10 ай бұрын
While I eat that 😽
@mofayer
10 ай бұрын
True man's best friend 😉
This fish thief is Pancho in Cabo San Lucas.
@spiritofvengeance666
11 ай бұрын
Mexico.
The horse hit his ass with a combo breaker 😂
Dude on the bike didn't even flinch
Guy lost his mind when lady dropped that TV!
@musiclover5359
11 ай бұрын
Maybe he should have carried it himself?????
@easyware
10 ай бұрын
@@musiclover5359 ah... so you don't believe in equality? Or you are one of those who believe in it only when it benefits you????
Was that a snake around that guy's neck in the classroom?
@2dawgsmiked684
Жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking
That guy jumping on the horse... He broke some ribs, guaranteed.
The guy that lost the fish should be thankful he didn't lose his hand as well...
Of all of these the sheer panic of the spin bike felt real 😂
@berekexer8158
10 ай бұрын
Is the instinct really to balance rather than jump off?
Y’all are gonna hate, but that single Mom is pretty cute. And a sense of humor is a must.
That dog knows what he likes. And get what he wants.
That wrestler had me rolling
I seriously hope that biker is found. What an a-hole for shoulder checking him.
@barowt
9 ай бұрын
To be fair though, the guy walking did look at and walk directly into the bike rider,.. I was looking for a comment on this one, I'm on the bike riders side..
The dude on his phone getting shoulder checked is amazing.
@akiraic
Жыл бұрын
He was not on his phone. He was looking around attentively and even waited for the cars to stop and thanked them for it. The cyclist, entitled as they are, didn't stop with the cars and just kept going. This is a very famous video, the cyclist did that with 100% ill intention.
That horse back kick's gonna hurt, I mean a lot!!😝🤣🤣
That crab in a pot dude had me pissin myself🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤦🏽♂️😩😩😩😩😩
That horse kick was powerful, I mean horsepowerful 😁
I got to take the dog for a walk on the beach😂😂
@Texas_Made6990
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, shit had me cracking up. He noticed that you didn’t help her at all like your own lmao.
How stupid do you have to be to jump at a horse from behind? 1. A horses reflexes are lighting fast, making it impossible to evade a horse kick 2. Horses are very easily frightened and if you’re too close behind them, they will get spooked and instinctively kick 3. a horses kick is incredibly powerful
Y’all didn’t see the whole video he definitely landed that sick ass flip “trust me bro”😂😂
The girl in the mirror(holding it trying to lift it) was a beauty!😳❤
@janus3555
11 ай бұрын
Blonde one had a better body.
@robertogonzalezherrera2127
11 ай бұрын
@@janus3555 the skinny one ? with the dog?
To the girl who was headbutted by her reflection. The person holding the camera is not your friend. You clearly needed a helping hand.
@KaileyB616
11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it was just her phone on a tripod
That bride and groom just accept there fate. 😂
The fish getting snatched will always be my favorite 😂❤
@F.Y.Mjaytee3700
Жыл бұрын
Was that a dolphin or seal
Which ones to avoid these days? ALL OF THEM.
The most painful has to be the horse kick, he probably got couple of fractures.
@auntiem873
Жыл бұрын
If he didn’t die.
@aaronburdon221
Жыл бұрын
@@auntiem873 I was gonna say. The sheer shock to the chest cavity would probably at minimum given you an arrhythmia. Then a couple broken bones
@isaaclopez8472
Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest he deserves those fractures
What a good dog
That horse kick..damm bro😂
Bro was spinning like Rock Lee after that horse kicked him
*dude went through these vids so fast like it was his first time* *also, a watched the biker check the asshole prank walker too many times*
I had to watch 10x for the horse kick 😂
That’s one good natured fisherman. He saw the humor in the situation when the seal snatched his fish and laughed after it happened.
@robertsalmen7189
Жыл бұрын
That Seal was like... Thank you , very much. Your efforts are appreciated
When a horse thinks you're a soccer ball. 😳
魚持ってかれて笑う心の広い人とカニに手噛まれて吹っ飛ばすの何回でも見てられる
Dude barrel rolled in the air lol
The absolute panic in the "cyclists" eyes
Never seen anybody get actually drop kicked by a horse before. That dude went back up on his way down.
@Astraeus..
Жыл бұрын
I saw someone take a kick like that once. Shattered collarbone, 2 broken ribs, broken shoulder and humerus (upper arm bone). All told though he was actually quite lucky. A couple inches difference and he'd have taken it in the head/face and very likely could have died on the spot.
How was the guy getting his child out of the house at the beginning of an earthquake a fail?
@sheerackley8225
11 ай бұрын
It didn't show the whole video but the crazy part was he left his wife in the house and she came out running AFTER it started
The single mom one was absolutely savage
@artanderson4240
11 ай бұрын
The single mom one was NASTY and deliberate, too. Poor daughter. Yuck!!!
And finally, skateboarding is synonymous with road rash, welcome to the club😉
@amandahallman1091
Жыл бұрын
😆 I read that as: Welcome to the *CURB*
Too fast for this early in the morning.
Никогда не подходи к лошади сзади, а к прапорщику спереди!
Dude on the bike handled it like a absolute BOSS
@harrybudgeiv349
11 ай бұрын
Like a dick yes. Pedestrians have the right of way.
The fisherman had a great attitude. He knew it was on film anyway.
The smartest thing to do is stand behind the horse and slap it’s butt…horses just love that…just make sure your insurance is up to date 😊
@quasimodo5405
Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
Yes always run up behind a horse.
The man getting kicked by the horse in mid air was epic.
THE HORSE ONE WAS WIIIILDDDD LMAOOOOO 😭😹😭😹😭😹😭😹
bro made roblox skateboard sound💀
That horse timed that shit right!😂😂
The crab had me 💀!!!! 🤦♂️🤣😂🤣
I love it, that the fisherman accepted the loss of his catch with such humor. That bicycle didn't want its rider going out wearing THAT!
Horse kicking had me clenching everything!
That seal taking the mahi mahi back😂😂
The comments on the horse are making me cry with laughter.
That horse kick done it for me!😂
These were all pretty savage, but that horse kick was straight up brütal!
Lol, that crab gets me everytime 😂
That crab claw attack was priceless and so real.
To the catcher who dropped the flyer, we cannot always anticipate chaos or chaos wouldn't exist.
To the friend at the end of the wedding line: your unappreciated efforts to be a good friend have finally paid off.
Hahahaha....weve all been in these situations...its best to be on the side lines laughing at your best friends pain..hahaha
To the girl who dropped the TV, you needed a new TV anyways.
That marriage is already sinking
@courtneywalmsley8284
10 ай бұрын
They took the plunge!