How about: "Who would win in a fight, 1 trillion lions, or the sun?"

@kelbrurger

2 ай бұрын

thats the sequel to 1 trillion lions vs the unpredictability of space when an asteroid fucking oblitterates the spaceship transporting the lions to the battefield (they agreed to meet halfway)

Heres one for todays youth: "Do you currently have a warrant?"

these are kinda awkward to ask tho

Of course you’re next❤😊

Have you got time for me in your life?

I am 14 years old let's see if this work

@Tokiodamonke

8 ай бұрын

Yo same but a 7th grader likes me and I’m in 8th. Is that weird?

@Bas1K-

8 ай бұрын

​@@Tokiodamonke1 year difference is literally nothing. The more u grow up, the less age will matter

@Tokiodamonke

8 ай бұрын

Ok thanks I’m asking her to homecoming tomorrow

@TazerGames

7 ай бұрын

​@Tokiodamonke How did it go, my guy ?

@devnethgaming4031

7 ай бұрын

@Tokiodamonke