Dark phoenix was so strong she single handedly destroyed the franchise

@DriscolDevil

4 жыл бұрын

Not sure where people are getting this, the movie franchise was done before this even came out. Disney owns xmen now and they already said long before the release if DP that they wouldn't try working them into the universe for a while.

@toutlaw315

4 жыл бұрын

facts lol I should have mentioned this in my previous review lol

@ravinraven6913

4 жыл бұрын

i don't think you been paying attention at all or you have such a nostalgia hard on that you didn't pay attention to the garbage that was X-Men....its ALL the fking movies put together, brick on top of brick that sealed its fate. Guess the fking idiots at NOT MARVEL marvel studios didn't realize dark phoenix was the least liked X-men stories of all time, When Apocalypse came out it made us hit out heads against walls...we were hopeful...I held my breath wishing that they wouldn't make a new movie about the phoenix, she was in the Apocalypse movie, no way she will be in the.....the reboot just fed shite up past my ability to care for a franchise thats almost 60 years old....without Kerby X-Men is nothing, any real fan knew it wasn't Lee which is why the whole series SUCKED.....Lee was a businessman not a writer of any quality...

@rickcolumbo3148

4 жыл бұрын

@@ravinraven6913 Thank you

@phantomgg7790

4 жыл бұрын

twice

Mystique: "I can't remember the last time you sacrificed something..." She says to the man in a wheelchair. She says to the man who took a bullet to save his best friend. She says to the man who stood up to Apocalypse, ALONE... She says to the man who watched his best friend kill somebody with a coin, because he was unwilling to kill his friend to stop him... And on and on....

@deatheven13

5 жыл бұрын

You don't have to be consistent just as long as you're woke

@MaXXXXXXXXXXim

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny Marvéll Thank you veeeerry much

@76seahawk

5 жыл бұрын

Truth

@AquariusC

5 жыл бұрын

#METOO!!!!!!!!!!!

@graysaltine6035

5 жыл бұрын

@Vadika Munster Jesus this plus your previous comment... just stop using air please

How do you fail to adapt a comic? It's already bloody storyboarded for you.

@agentofchaos7456

2 жыл бұрын

Did you read the comic? Because this isn't all that different.

@mrn234

2 жыл бұрын

The Problem is you just cant adapt a comic or book 1 to 1

@julianmarsh1378

2 жыл бұрын

How? When you are arrogant or ignorant enough to imagine YOU can add something to this!

@NathanCassidy721

2 жыл бұрын

Because the only guy who thought it was a good idea was Zach Synder.

@midsectionmark8956

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think this movie failed but other super hero movies have.

I swear, Michael Fassbender has the power to make any role he's in interesting, no matter how shitty or poorly-scripted the movie in question could be.

@sandavijithminirathnayake7033

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed .

@mckinleyostvig7135

2 жыл бұрын

Even Fassbender couldn't his character in the Assassin's Creed movie. Otherwise I agree though.

@notyourproblem474

2 жыл бұрын

@@mckinleyostvig7135 Well AC was more of a diarrhea than a movie

@joeyjerry1586

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl I thought this was by far his weakest performance out of his role as Magneto. I mean he was still the best actor in the movie but he wasn’t amazing unlike the other 3 movies, especially Apocalypse

@nidhibagari3250

2 жыл бұрын

That's true though

Making movies out of comics should be easier. The story is already written and they even have pictures to help the bad screenwriters not get confused.

@AV57

5 жыл бұрын

GrimaultWarrior, true. The problem is that the writers don’t respect the comic books. They look at the comic books as if that’s the inferior medium and that the screen writers have to make it better. Bryan Singer, for example, forbade comic books on set because he didn’t want anyone making canon suggestions to him. He wanted the stories to be his alone.

@GrimaultWarrior

5 жыл бұрын

@@AV57 yes, but my point really was that the comics usually have better writing.

@AV57

5 жыл бұрын

GrimaultWarrior, yeah.

@GrahamCStrouse

5 жыл бұрын

GrimaultWarrior The tricky part is adapting a story arc that might last a year or more into a two hour movie.

@GrimaultWarrior

5 жыл бұрын

@@GrahamCStrouse the entire dark phoenix saga trade paperback is less then 500 pages. Movies are made from books all the time that are much longer. It can be done.

So Mystique dies in a prequel to a movie where she's alive and well? Continuity: "Nah, it'll be fine."

@TheCriticalDrinker

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I can't even begin to explain that one.

@Silenthitman44

5 жыл бұрын

It's simple days of Future past shifted them into a different timeline/ universe so they aren't prequels anymore

@joesubel

4 жыл бұрын

Jean is alive at the end of days of future past (when logan wakes up in the future.) even though she clearly dies or passes on as the phoenix force in this one lmao. Don't tell me its in a different timeline since time is linear in the Xmen Universe (as it is shown in Days of Future past, whatever Logan changes in the past directly affects his own timeline so the new movies are still ocurring in the same timeline where Logan woke up and Jean was still alive). Its just another case of Fox not knowing how to handle an interconnected universe properly.

@EdwardEstacado

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah wait how the fuck

@MrPlatanoMan

4 жыл бұрын

You've never seen the Android saga, timelines people!

The thing is, in the comics, the dark phoenix storyline was built up for YEARS. Jean was shown to always struggle with her powers and was often in training with Xavier. He even foreshadowed her evil turn years prior to the saga. Jean was also a beloved character that readers grew up with and seeing her finally give in to evil was gut wrenching and sad. You can't do this saga in one movie since it has too much stuff to build up from. It needs to be a three movie build up, at LEAST. And its sad cause the Phoenix Saga is one of the best x men storylines and seeing it botched not once, but twice is just horrific

@diannajennings266

2 жыл бұрын

MCU is going to build up multiple X-Men movies before concluding with Phoenix Saga. .. It will be done in the same vein of Infinity Saga but with lesser movies

@diannajennings266

2 жыл бұрын

Phoenix Saga is as big as the Infinity Saga and MCU will do it right by building up to it.

@screamybingus707

2 жыл бұрын

@@diannajennings266 You have no idea whether if they'll do it at all, let alone when - the X-Men aren't even talked about in terms of movies just yet. Lay off copium and get some fresh air.

@MrHamboneBro

2 жыл бұрын

@@screamybingus707 No need to scream at Dark Jean like that, she's just another fan who still has hope :- ) We might get some nice movies out of the MCU X-Men

@McKaRm3L

2 жыл бұрын

AGREED 🔥

I love how he calls her sansa stark the whole time 😂

@jontnoneya3404

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha me too!! The whole review was awesome and irreverent and spot on. This review was a great pallet cleanser after watching this turd of a movie.

@Nastyflow61

3 жыл бұрын

@@jontnoneya3404 I never even bothered watching it😂

@bowmanencore

2 жыл бұрын

I was so confused for most of the review. lol I didn't watch the movie or GoT. You might wonder why I'm here. Funny story that...

@nilay5162

2 жыл бұрын

He calls all GoT characters by their show names instead of whatever role they're actually playing.

It’s still hilarious to me that they decided to write off quicksilver who was probably the most liked of these X-men

@ludwigvanbubthoven5692

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Nothing irritates me more in a superhero movie than when they treat my favorite characters with little to no respect. Juggernaut, Doomsday, and the Punisher are a few examples.

@impulse5674

3 жыл бұрын

i swear its always the speedsters, no one knows how to write speedsters in a way that doesnt give them less screen time, make them stupid or take away their powers and i dont blame them because i dont know how i would do something like that without making the speedster the main character

@outtaideas849

3 жыл бұрын

@@impulse5674 He was written well... well, hs slow-mo scenses were awesome. One even took 6 months to get right

@impulse5674

3 жыл бұрын

@@outtaideas849 that’s all he got, slow mo scenes other than that he wasn’t really that important to the storyline

@allukuttan007

3 жыл бұрын

Hey its X-Peoplekind

Should have been called: X-Men: One Last Paycheck

@BlueBoxRevan

4 жыл бұрын

Nahhhhhh because WahMen

@agentofchaos7456

4 жыл бұрын

This was movie planned since before Days of Future Past came out.

@divaslive6953

4 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂💪

@philanderphillips2309

3 жыл бұрын

X-MEN: F**K OFF SONY

Jackman, Mcavoy, Fassbender, Patrick Stewart, Ian were extremely well cast. Evan Peters was also super well cast. I can’t see those characters being played by anyone else they’re goated

@Batman1998-

2 жыл бұрын

You’re spitting straight facts

@duncan4260

2 жыл бұрын

@@Batman1998- and the original Jean grey dispite her having some poor writing given to her

@5xmasterx548

Жыл бұрын

I mean you just listed two actors for prof x and magneto

@conserztasfia0078

Жыл бұрын

Ian as magneto is good But michael fassbender as magneto is AWESOME he IS the magneto

@Theophan123

Жыл бұрын

@@conserztasfia0078 This is like debating who is better between Sir Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan

I honestly hated how they decided Mistique needed to be developed from full-on villain to a dedicated member of the X-Men She was never in the X-Men with good intentions And it's appalling how first class is supposed to take place before X1, and we're supposed to just accept the events they shat out

@newtpondskipper

2 жыл бұрын

Not only a member but the most important member... how do they screw up this franchise this badly?

@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight

2 жыл бұрын

It's probably because Jennifer Lawrence and the writers thought that Mystique was just an overglorified henchwoman of Magneto, which doesn't fit their agenda of a "strong independent female leader who can be a role model to young girls worldwide." It's probably the same reason why Harley Quinn got so damn popular as a standalone character despite also being an overglorified henchwoman of the Joker, who is more interesting than her anyway. Also note that the OG Mystique was a woman who was constantly naked while doing an old man's dirty work for him, always killing people and sneaking around when not listening to Magneto's speeches about mutant supremacy. I never had a problem with the old Mystique because Rebecca Romijn brought actual mystique and strength to the character, to the point that I didn't need to hear her make any speeches just to know how dangerous or important she was. It was quite an ironic thing that despite lacking any clothing, she was by far NOT the most vulnerable person in the X-Men films. Romijn's Mystique truly was a femme fatale and worthy of being an interesting villain in her own right, and her defeat in The Last Stand was actually an interesting low point to show just how ruthless Magneto was, even to his most trusted friend.

@WhiteManOnCampus

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight Quinn is so disappointing because she was such an interesting character when she was created: a madwoman who had tried to help the Joker, became obsessed with him, and went insane. She's still incredibly competent when she puts her mind to it, able to adopt different accents and behave as a professional in order to play different roles for infiltration and espionage... And then in the 2010s DC went "Nah, female Deadpool who farts a lot!"

@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhiteManOnCampus I completely agree.

@imotogin

2 жыл бұрын

​@@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight This. She was never only a henchwoman, she had her own interests and she was capable enough to follow them. And although she was loyal to Magneto you always felt she was only there bc she wanted to. When in the end of the last movie it was teased that mutant powers would return the most interesting thing for me was what Mystique will do now, will she confront Magneto?!. To this day the recast is my biggest issue with x-men, but her story was all but annihilated after that too, so... Funny how Magneto in First Class says she shouldn't spend half her energy on pretending to be something else, implying her future development and growing acceptance of herself, but she never actually follows this advice (bc the blue make up looks ridiculous on her probably). Romijn's Mystique never had to be told anything, she was fully developed personality by the time we met her in the movies - and made an incredibly interesting character at that.

Jennifer lawrences mystique looks hilariously bad

@gutenman7112

4 жыл бұрын

Low budget mystique . Lmqo

@MapleLeafAce

4 жыл бұрын

It’s because Jennifer Lawrence didn’t want to be body painted anymore so they had to give her a rubber suit instead. And a fucken awful wig.

@thefox1901

4 жыл бұрын

I swear her makeup and hair look worse every movie. I've seen blue aliens in the old Star Trek shows that looked more convincing than her..

@johnanhnguyen

4 жыл бұрын

First class mystique was her best look

@ManuelFernandez-nm4hy

4 жыл бұрын

MapleLeafAce what a fucking joke everyone has seen her naked pics why would she bother being painted, I'm glad this franchise is over

They should rename the movie to “Bad Sansa”.

@arjunchatterjee9362

5 жыл бұрын

X-Ma'amba - The Bad Sansa.

@macruz8503

5 жыл бұрын

YT is fascist. Are we even surprised though?: The queen of the north!!! Way north.....more like space!

@meekmeads

5 жыл бұрын

Breaking Bad Sansa...wait a minute!!!

@yurivs

5 жыл бұрын

@@meekmeads 😂😂😂

@micgg9156

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly, when people were trying to help her to understand her new power, she shun them. But when a new anonymous person tells her to submit to this newfound power, she listened? Notice how she didn't feel remorse for an appropriate amount of time after killing Mystique? And then suddenly feel powerful after hearing few words from the villain.

Dark Phoenix: "we killed the X-Men" New Mutants: "hello......."

@razaslevin9836

3 жыл бұрын

More like "you can't die yet"

@megkrish7568

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it's like repeatedly stabbing a dead body

@drno4772

3 жыл бұрын

Me “who are you?” New mutants “😧”

@noxturne16

3 жыл бұрын

@@megkrish7568 and fucking it raw

@supervegon8206

2 жыл бұрын

New mutants dug the grave up and spit on it, then they left it there for dr Frankenstein (Disney) to revive and hopefully turn it into a good monster

"...but when she goes Dark Phoenix mode she just reminds me of Mark Zuckerberg trying to pretend he's a human..." I love you.

@brockdavid

Жыл бұрын

“You are no match for my style” -Dark Phoenix Zuckerberg

X Men franchise was already dead. Dark Phoenix was like when a corpse farts.

@thefreethinkingboy9403

5 жыл бұрын

But if a corpse farts then there is still life in her. There is no life in this franchise

@kagelynx

5 жыл бұрын

@@thefreethinkingboy9403 No. Gas escaping a rotting corpse doesn't make it any less dead. Smh.

@thefreethinkingboy9403

5 жыл бұрын

@@kagelynx really? Sorry I must be stupid

@ericallen789

4 жыл бұрын

that corpse fart smells better than brie larson

@xL0stKIlah

4 жыл бұрын

Dark Phoenix was better than endgame

X-Men 3: The Last Stand *Magneto: I prefer the real conclusion of the X-Men series.* X-Men: Dark Phoenix *Magneto: I said the REAL conclusion of the X-Men series.* Logan *Magneto: Perfection.*

@Fi_Sci_

5 жыл бұрын

DeepEye1994 👆🏻 *I Understood that reference*

@_V.Va_

5 жыл бұрын

Logan was depressing as hell. I loved it.

@Fi_Sci_

5 жыл бұрын

•Vï •Mo• We need more Depressing Superhero flicks in our day and age haha

@DeepEye1994

5 жыл бұрын

@@Fi_Sci_ In my alternate version of the last X-Men movie I envisioned Magneto dying instead, Fassbender's Magneto is easily the most sympathetic character in the franchise so giving him a closure would be fitting, not to mention be actually moving. And like Logan it'd be R-rated to make the violence and the deaths more realistic and impactful. Making another Dark Phoenix story is absolutely stupid because in Days of Future Past when Logan wakes up in the rebooted timeline adult Jean is still alive, so OF COURSE she won't die when she's younger, there's no tension. Perhaps since in my version Mr. Sinister is the villain and Transigen would be involved, Jean is replaced by a clone, so that way we also have foreshadowing that cloned Jean and Scott will give birth to Cable. Likewise I'd also briefly show Xavier's stepbrother Cain Marko leaving to explore some temple thus foreshadowing that he'll find the gem that'll turn him into Deadpool 2's Juggernaut. Ian McKellen's Magneto didn't show up in the ending so unlike Jean his younger self CAN die in the new timeline. Hell, maybe his absence helped Transigen do what they did to nearly extinct mutantkind. My take of the film would contain foreshadowings to Logan and Deadpool 2, and the main thing would be Nightcrawler and Quicksilver confronting their respective parents (Mystique and Magneto), and we maybe get a tragic flashback of Mystique leaving baby Kurt to a circus to keep him safe from Trask's men, just give some pay off between the characters and tie the loose ends, god damn it, it's the final film of the series.

@Zeratultheking

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeepEye1994 The problem with that is they already screwed up the whole origins of all these characters. By making mystique a BFF of charles that supposedly grew up with him, making her unable to abandon baby Kurt by a Church, where he picks up his values from. As she would've been with charles at child birthing age if she was "found" as a 6 year old. The whole x-men series stopped following any semblance of following their origins after X2. 1/2 had some minor tweaks but the characters still had the same personalities and traits of their comics respectively. Then they brought in actors/actresses that thought they knew better, and literally revolved the story around logan/mystique, by bastardizing the stories they are based off of. Days of future past, Logan is not the one that goes back in time. Mystique is never BFFs with Charles and is very much playing to her own ends most of the time. And is very against human rights, but here we are because the pro mutant actress can't do the process she signed up for, a mystique that is "pro mutant" but human 90% of the time.

I’ll give this film one compliment: it finally put the nail the coffin to end our suffering

@agentofchaos7456

3 жыл бұрын

You’re not a fan of the X-Men comics?

@TheAlienGangster

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentofchaos7456 It’s not about the comics. I mean it finally ended this futile prequel saga they were using to extend this franchise.

@agentofchaos7456

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlienGangster The prequel series was over before the movie even stared filming. Then was meant to be the last one and a possible Phoenix sequel with the original cast.

@DarknessIsThePath

3 жыл бұрын

Until New Mutants which was like pissing on that coffin

@sarov7658

8 ай бұрын

@@agentofchaos7456 of your a fan of a comics then thats more of a reason to not want them to butcher it as for me I'm more of the 90s cartoon fan

Ill miss McAvoy, Fassbender, Jackman and Peters the most. I wish they came to the MCU

@garanbevan2221

4 ай бұрын

Jackman’s coming to the MCU btw

Jean uses the Phoenix Force to kill Apocalypse. 8 years later: Jean gets the Phoenix Force.

@lgpatterson6259

4 жыл бұрын

I know they really Fucked it up... But I honestly like Dark Phoenix better then X-Men Last Standing

@joesubel

4 жыл бұрын

It feels like they just said fuck it to continuity lmao, its like every single character got amnesia and forgot what happened in the past movies.

@taxuenowoz4038

4 жыл бұрын

Abusive Grandfather finally someone else that actually likes last stand. The only time I didn’t like it was when they played it so many times on tv.

@solongsuicide9

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually a common misconception. She always had the phoenix force & the space fart just unlocked it. It's like her true potential. It does seem like a continuity error, though.

@mudzanin9986

4 жыл бұрын

@@solongsuicide9 in the movie are explicit that the space fart is the phoenix

Logan was our goodbye and I'm absolutely, perfectly fine with that.

@zorronegro229

4 жыл бұрын

Texas Dice a goodbye that wasn’t even satisfying, but a decent one at least

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

this movie reminds me of those direct to DVD Disney sequels from the 90s, where they'd add new characters, reverse character arcs, or even revive dead characters just for the sake of cranking out a sequel and making a few extra bucks.

@Sorakeyblademaster37

4 жыл бұрын

Logan was woke trash, IMO. It does what TLJ does to Luke, but an in an even more cold and disrespectful way.

@MrOrcshaman

4 жыл бұрын

@John Doe you want to explain how it was woke trash? Yeah movies like terminator dark fate and Ghostbusters 2016 were woke trash, but How'd you conclude Logan was woke?

@KOSVENDETTA

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Orc Shaman it’s all woke trash now, but it’s incredible how Rian Johnson was talking about subversion being a big part of his movie when subversion is such a huge part of what’s going on right now.

The Mystique of the original trilogy is way better than Jenifer Laurence mystique

@AncientChi

3 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Lawrence was great

@johntabler349

3 жыл бұрын

I say that of every single character

@gamemediafan1714

2 жыл бұрын

Sad to say but even though Rebecca Romijn doesn't really say that much I have to agree. She was actually a badass in her own kind of unique way.

@deadshot0908

2 жыл бұрын

@@johntabler349 michael fassbenders magneto was really dope, at least in first class, they just fucked up the writing for him

@johntabler349

2 жыл бұрын

He was not bad I just preferred the original

It's amazing to think that despite two big screen attempts, the 90s cartoon still has the best adaptation of the Dark Phoenix Saga! It also did Apocalypse far better as well!

@Fantasyremix

2 жыл бұрын

And they screwed it up so badly on film twice that the MCU will have to wait forever to do it right, to get the bad taste out of our mouths first. Luckily no one saw Dark Phoenix, so that helps.

@fromthecheapseats7126

5 ай бұрын

I’ve come to believe that superheroes just work better in animation. I mean, compare the modern DCEU to the DCAU of the 90s and 2000s.

Another problem was, no one wanted a dark phoenix movie. When Jean Grey did her thing during the climax of apocalypse you see the dark phoenix symbol for a second and I heard the entire cinema groan.

@HeirofDacia

4 жыл бұрын

The cinema was full of Marvel vs capcom 3 players, who know the true horror of Phoenix ;)

@righthandofdoom77

4 жыл бұрын

@@HeirofDacia That is a possibility.

@HeirofDacia

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardhuff9313 Civil war and Infinity war were great...

@HeirofDacia

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardhuff9313 Nope.

@UltraGalaxyify

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardhuff9313 That sounds a lot like your problem

Poor Michael Fassbender!!! The perfect Magneto wasted

@merces47letifer4

4 жыл бұрын

Yeap 🤷‍♂️

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

@SmashStomp Inc its alot like how in a previous X-Men movie they hired Ryan Reynolds and sewed his mouth shut to play Deadpool the first time. That's like hiring James Earl Jones to play a mute.

@Sorakeyblademaster37

4 жыл бұрын

Arthas Menethil What’s the damn point of having Deadpool if he’s not saying LOLRANDOM stuff the entire time?

@harrambou9468

4 жыл бұрын

SmashStomp Inc Like Mark Strong being a perfect Sinestro in a mediocre Green Lantern movie

@harrambou9468

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Shafer Man I feel bad for him...fuckin great actor with wasted potential in these stupid movies

Not only was the movie trash, they STILL to this day after all these years can't give the X Men MEMORABLE outfits!!!

With how fast Quicksilver has been shown to be. As in, the instant an explosion went off, he rounded up an entire mansion full of kids and put them outside... and he was pissing about whilst doing it. They had to nerf him so hard. I don't care how powerful Jean is psychicly. Quicksilver would have downed her within, like, an 8th of a picosecond. Jean ain't reacting to that 😂

@irisbutterfly4845

Жыл бұрын

I never really understood how Jean moved the debris so quickly... .-.

@beircheartaghaistin2332

Жыл бұрын

@@irisbutterfly4845 Exactly. Yeah, she can literally tear things apart atomically, but she is still very much human with pretty average reaction times.

This guy is such a good movie reviewer, just imagine how good he'd be if he was sober.

@jamiebraswell5520

4 жыл бұрын

He was totally sober in this review. This was the most sober review I have ever watched from him!

@katipunan4212

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamiebraswell5520 probably because of how bad the movie was and how he cant comprehend how hard the directors of this "movie" had a hard time adapting a comic it had dialogue, a story, and even drawn pictures to follow through!

@waltercomunello121

4 жыл бұрын

think about DC's Sixpack. If he were to be sober he wouldn't be pulling off those amazing stunts and powers.

@caingrimm5671

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂. That cracked me up!!

@ballsofsalsa01

3 жыл бұрын

Like a WoW BFA brewmaster without booze

Logan was the perfect, sad, yet amicable breakup. We went our separate ways on a great final respectful note. Dark Phoenix is when you try to re-hook back up on a lonely night after a few drinks. You know each other, but it's all just physical. The love is gone.

@0Beyonder0

3 жыл бұрын

Err.. ok

@Housee01

3 жыл бұрын

Logan was "watchable"

@guyvizard549

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob Melrose Or, it's the old friend of your ex's who you haven't hung out with, but you end up going home with her because it feels familiar enough... Then you find out she's into hook suspension and masochism, and has her tongue forked down the middle. After sex, she starts punching you in the face because you didn't tell her that you loved her, and you just get the f**k outta there, man!

@sameermishra12

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂💌

@agentk3535

3 жыл бұрын

Logan was dreadful

The truly sad thing is we never even got to see The Phoenix; that good super-heroine develop, and come to love her before her ultimate fall.

@agentofchaos7456

2 жыл бұрын

That is literally what Jean was in this movie. She isn't the Dark Phoenix until at the very end.

My "favorite" scene was when Jennifer Lawrence's Mystique said they should rename the group to X-Women because the women are always saving the men, right after the guys had to save her because she was too stupid to do anything right. That's actually where I stopped watching.

Sophie Turner and Jennifer Lawrence were the embodiment of "contractual obligation".

@MrMrjack18

3 жыл бұрын

Both meh actresses....

@in4mus85

3 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Salter I'd like to think Maisie (Arya) has potential and Jack (Joffrey) seemed like a natural but he said other than GoT he has no interest in acting. Shame.

@Gamble661

3 жыл бұрын

And both mediocre to bad actresses.

@xarmanhsh2981

3 жыл бұрын

fuck sophie turner remember what she said about got fans

@thomaspowell7736

3 жыл бұрын

@@xarmanhsh2981 True she complained that people were disrespecting the actors by not liking season 8 even though the acting wasn’t the problem

X-Wahmen: The Days of Future Failures

@bachabaziboyscout4077

5 жыл бұрын

Stunning and brave.

@Jucelegario

5 жыл бұрын

Featuring Brie Larson!

@spysoldier8583

5 жыл бұрын

X- woke origins:Wokeverine.

@gohstdude2

5 жыл бұрын

TS 112 so original do you anti sjw clowns have any original to say other than overused glossary used by other anti sjw idiots

@HarosOfStyx

5 жыл бұрын

I know, right? Even though the Dark Phoenix story in 'Last Stand' changed the origin, at least it wasn't full of that Marxist bullsht.

Trying to smash the McAvoy and Stewart timelines together is like hammering a square peg into a round hole.

I will never understand how Sophie Turner has an acting career.

@michaelbato3251

3 жыл бұрын

Producers and Directors got a Bonner when they see her. Maybe they got Score who knows....

@machogan1340

2 жыл бұрын

Game of thrones prolly

@machogan1340

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbato3251 game of thrones

@Moritz19081980

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbato3251 Personally I think she doesn't look hot or pretty. She's just bland.

@makani9004

2 жыл бұрын

I think she was a perfect cast in Game of Thrones, she had to play a solemn, unsure kid for 4 seasons or so. She never could quite make the leap to confident leader without seeming smug and uncaring though. Everyone gets a pass on Season 8 because D&D fucked it up so badly, but she would probably be the actor I'd defend last if I had to.

Only x-men can rewrite history 57 different times.

@actin9294

3 жыл бұрын

Terminator franchise: am I a joke to you?

@phillyphilly__lii5653

3 жыл бұрын

I was your 100th like. ....your welcome

@arkaneforyou

3 жыл бұрын

57 different times , differently too.

@allahspreadshate6486

2 жыл бұрын

Heinz: Excuse me???

@RuleroftheSandcastle

2 жыл бұрын

One for every precept of Zote.

I wanna keep McAvoy and Fassbender, everyone else can be recast lmao

@beardedbjorn5520

4 жыл бұрын

Those two are they only good things these films had going for them.

@MegaFrance69

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. It breaks my heart that they ruin the franchise with those perfect actors

@Blizzan

4 жыл бұрын

Evan peters was good too

@gilbertotabares8196

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@peterparker9214

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed 👌🏻👌🏻

A coworker of mine said that this was her favorite movie of all time. No, I’m not even remotely kidding nor did she hesitate when saying it. I was absolutely floored

@grimwaltzman

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was the second movie she has watched in her life, first one being Captain Marvel or something.

@altamasparsanov9181

10 ай бұрын

​@@grimwaltzmanhahaha

@jessicaheller3076

6 ай бұрын

Thats kinda how I felt when someone at work once told me they thought Iron fist was their favorite of the Netflix marvel shows. I

I was so excited for Gambit. One of my all time favorite characters from the show. They just... Sigh. RIP Gambit. I'll miss you. Edit: The dark Phoenix saga from the 90's was amazing...and they just decide to completely rewrite it for... Reasons? O.o

Mystique kind of forgt Charles sacrifices his ability to walk or control his bladder every single day so that he can protect them

@brownpride4866

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao😭😭😭

@someguy1576

4 жыл бұрын

bling sing I just got the D&D reference. Nice

@ravinraven6913

4 жыл бұрын

you should learn what sacrifice is....he didn't give the ability to walk for a reason. his fucking legs were crushed by a huge rock. Its not sacrifice if its stolen, what makes it a sacrifice is when you give something up so something else happens....his cock still fucking works. You are just a hipster man....i hate these new fake fans.

@aetherblackbolt1301

4 жыл бұрын

ravinraven6913 i mean, the event in First Class where his legs' functionality were stolen is the important bit. He could have just let magneto utterly destroy the navy ships, but he didn't and begged him not to. And in that altercation he got shot (by crossfire, sure, but still because they disagreed). Regardless, he was disabled while saving the world from nuclear disaster. Not on a simple car crash or something. So it's still a pretty dang sacrifice. Also, if you look at Days of Future's past, he can walk, even though it's after that event. He explains it's because of a drug he takes, enabling him to walk but removing his powers. So yeah, keeping that canon, he sacrifices his ability to walk so that he can continue to protect the world.

@blingsing5383

4 жыл бұрын

@@ravinraven6913 I'm not a fake wtf does that even mean I've been an x men comic fan for years not that it matters but as someone has already pointed out to you in this universe not comic xmen he got crippled in a different way he can take a drug to walk that blocks his powers so he chooses not to take the drug every day You sound like a buthurt comic elitist I was like that when i was a kid so try to remember even if someone is only an xmen movie fan they are still xmen fans whether you like it or not even if the movies are complete shit which most of them are its still a way that plenty of people are going to learn about and start looking into better stories from better writers

If the writers just read the comics these movies wouldn't flop so damn hard.

@vanheath5382

3 жыл бұрын

Every one of these movies is basically a retread of the X-Men Cartoon from the 90s, just not done as well. Most of them are just the stories from the first season.

@rogersmith3620

3 жыл бұрын

They did. This movie wasn’t based on the Dark Phoenix Saga, it was based on X-Men Origins: Jean Grey and the Black Queen arc.

@aaronaustin9814

2 жыл бұрын

Issue is that days of futures past was awesome they should’ve stopped after that movie

@ulikemykungfu3995

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronaustin9814 well it should have been days of future past and then Logan.

@stanlee3580

Жыл бұрын

It was based on the origin story of Jean/Phoenix, not the whole saga.

I love how this guy totally embraces the manners of a drunk guy who reviews movies. Not trying to be kind or looking for redeeming qualities like most reviews. Just fully destroying the film. I love it.

How do you manage to make a mistake in writing when the source material is literally already written and loved, and has been for years?! It's like fucking up being born, at 10 years of age.

@rogersmith3620

3 жыл бұрын

The movie was meant to be the first part of a duology but the merger resulted in the sequel being axed and it was re-edited to remove plot threads that were meant to be expanded on in sequels. The film is actually faithful to the earlier segments of the saga.

I love Fassbender as Magneto. He‘s the only one i will really miss, when the mcu xmen will surface

@thedon7082

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan McAvoy as Xavier too.

@seby826

4 жыл бұрын

how about sansa as jean ? oh i mean sophie turner

@thedon7082

4 жыл бұрын

Sebastien Napoleon nah. she’s okay, but not good enough for me to legit not want her to leave. her American accent is terrible. someone else could do better.

@GhostLink92

4 жыл бұрын

Quicksilver was pretty good. And Wolverine.

@oldmanlogan9616

4 жыл бұрын

The actors/characthers I will miss of the X-men franchise are both Magnetos and Xaviers, the Beast of the Last Stand, Quicksilver, and of course, Wolverine.

“You should change the name to X-Women” Me: *Can you don’t...*

@TheScience69

4 жыл бұрын

X WOMEN. Not x PEOPLE. For equality

@zboy1152

4 жыл бұрын

kaiser broze that whole line almost made my lungs jump out my body

@Anon221BC

4 жыл бұрын

#metoo 😀😁😂

@WarKeineAbsicht

4 жыл бұрын

Ananda Roy an entitled white dude wrote that, genius

@thehate2535

4 жыл бұрын

X trans bi-han women

When Jennifer Larence went 'We should be called x women and not x men.' I said it was a time for the drinker. When they tried turning x into the villain at points in the film, seemed a little crazy. I basically tuned out after this was said. X was one of my favourite characters in x men (aside from Hugh Jackman and quick ). All of his hope and how he was able to 'be the light' for magneto and just hope and forgiveness and his character in general. This movie just shat him out and was made into this horrible character who was only into it for himself or how he just turned into this angry dude in a wheelchair who just seemed to be weak. 7:13...

@JDog2656

25 күн бұрын

Also, the fact that with the addition of Logan contradicting DOFP, really making this theme is that hope and ideals are pointless.

I knew the series was dead when they case Hunger Girl as Mistique.

@laurenwoods7775

3 жыл бұрын

she’s actually a really talented actress, she just really didn’t wanna play mistique and it showed. she only did it because superhero movies pay well

@laurenwoods7775

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryjones2766 i didn’t like her in any of the X men movies, but she’s undesputably talented, but since she got married recently i think she probably wants to focus on her personal life for now:)

@laurenwoods7775

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryjones2766 yeah idk either, logan was imo the best of those movies and would’ve been a great send-off

@gamemediafan1714

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurenwoods7775 aside from that Darren Aronofsky movie mother! I never saw her give a really good performance.

@fabiana-dep

Жыл бұрын

@@gamemediafan1714 she is afwull

jennifer lawrence is the most uninteresting on-screen presence ever, regardless of the movie. Still love Fassbender tho.

@ontologicallysteve7765

5 жыл бұрын

She's super overrated. The only reason *any* of us know who she is, is because she pogo stick'd Harvey Weinstein's weener.

@JPSMS100

5 жыл бұрын

She’s good in Mother

@darrengordon-hill

5 жыл бұрын

EVER

@ilovechickenadobo6962

5 жыл бұрын

But at least there's still pictures of her vag and b-hole on the internet. She's not a good actress but she does look like she could be the cute chick that works at Jamba Juice that you might have a chance with if only you ate less carbs and did more sit-ups.

@darrengordon-hill

5 жыл бұрын

@@ilovechickenadobo6962 And many wonder why women act entitled...

I'm not ready to give up McAvoy and Fassbender as Charles and Erik. They had the chemistry, they really felt like put effort into these movies, especially first class and days of future past were exceptional, but even in apocalypse... I mean... can't we keep them?

@janice8943

4 жыл бұрын

@Bro Wit Glasses I mean, this could have many reasons. Maybe he just didn't like where the franchise was going. But I don't really have hope either.

@janice8943

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexz4752 Yes, they really did. I couldn't even watch those movies if it wasn't for them... and well, Isaac may be a good actor, but the overall design of Apocalypse and the scenery (filming in daylight.... in Ausschwitz..... the whole fight scene in daylight, Apocalypse just didn't look good) really destroyed it. Kinda sad, actually.

@janice8943

4 жыл бұрын

@Aron Maddocks oof. I still hope that it's just a stupid rumour... but with the direction Disney is going atm (I mean.. they completely stomped Star wars into the ground) it might be true. I don't know what I'd do if it was.

The person who screen writes Magnetos use of power when fighting deserves some credit. He is the only one who uses his powers to the max effectiveness, well nightcrawler did too when attacking the white house haha

Mystique's makeup was great in first class. It was as close to the old makeup art as possible. And then every other movie it was different every time. And in this one it was completely changed. It was worse in days of future past.

The saddest thing is that the show from the 90's adapted the Phoenix Saga BETTER than the films, and there's been 2 attempts for it.

@MrMrjack18

3 жыл бұрын

Irony.... yes unfortunatelly that's the truth !!!

@ryanatorryanson9535

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt.

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMrjack18 let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, teeheehee.

@efxnews4776

3 жыл бұрын

And by the way, let us not forget that Jean Grey become the laughing stock meme of useless because that show... still they get it right...

@rogersmith3620

3 жыл бұрын

This wasn’t really an attempt at the saga though. It was meant to be the first part of a duology but the merger killed the plans for a sequel.

Mark Zuckenberg pretending to be human.... Naaah, it'll be fyne.... God you make me laugh.

@MaryAnneRosato

5 жыл бұрын

I've always thought that Zuckerberg is a replicant.

@AnalyticalReckoner

5 жыл бұрын

He makes you quote in comments also

@maxskyfan

5 жыл бұрын

That remark got me too, it was unexpected even when I wasn't watching at a normal speed, it was quite the delight.

@rachelpops9239

5 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh so hard with Data🤣🤣

@StsFiveOneLima

5 жыл бұрын

Zuckerberg pretending to be human - that required approximately 5 minutes of paused video, whilst I laughed till I had pain.

I find it funny that Mystique's makeup got less believable over the years.

8:10 I could say the same thing for Boyhood in the 2000s and early 2010s. It started filming in 2002 and finished in 2013. The producers were careful to only use songs that were made close to every year of producing Boyhood as to not confuse their future audiences watching it in 2014 or later. March 23, 2021, 11:57pm

I love that he keeps calling her Sansa... ROFL

@Pastosman

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@overbuiltlimited

5 жыл бұрын

henmich Ha just posted the same exact thing.

@darrengordon-hill

5 жыл бұрын

How easily some are amused

@overbuiltlimited

5 жыл бұрын

Darren Gordon-Hill I like anything that makes fun of any asshat actor who is overly self important and shits on the fans. Sansa certainly meets those two qualifications.

@darrengordon-hill

5 жыл бұрын

@Klausbärbel Fömm Anyone that's seen multiple Johnny Depp movies can refer to him by a multitude of his character's names...

The only things I'll miss are mcavoy, fassbender and jackman

@freerealestate6531

3 жыл бұрын

Ricky Shiffer But thats from the OG X-men, he might be talking about the *Younger* version of them. With Fassbender and Mcavoy as Magneto and Xavier

@unusualbydefault

3 жыл бұрын

@@freerealestate6531 precisely

@freerealestate6531

3 жыл бұрын

Unusual ByDefault sweet

@IronFreakV

3 жыл бұрын

As weird as it sounds I'll miss the old X-men. They were very uneven movies to say the least, but when they got it right they really got it right. Now they will be assimilated into the MCU and they will be just another series of bland superhero movies. I'll take 3 really good and 3 terrible movies over 6 bland and forgetable movies all day every day.

@freerealestate6531

3 жыл бұрын

@@IronFreakV I think we all can agree on that. But with the MCU budget we might get cooler movies too though... who knows

Why is Erik even trying to build a peaceful live anymore? He honestly should have learned it by now

This is the definitive proof you can't make the Phoenix Saga in just one fucking film. Wether you like it or not, it'll take 1 phase just to explain the main lore and the Phoenix Force itself and 1 more to recreate the sad, soul-crushing ending of the original comic.

so . . . Michael Fassbender is _again_ the lone ray of light in a charmless, dark void of junk? he isn't paid nearly enough, him.

@agentofchaos7456

4 жыл бұрын

Junk? Question: did you think that Jean was suffering from PTSD throughout the movie?

@nickswanson2124

3 жыл бұрын

Yeshua okay? lmao tf is your point?

@agentofchaos7456

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickswanson2124 My point is: was he judging the movie on its own merits aks- do he recognize what the movie is trying to do and judge whether it found success in its endeavors? Seems like a lot people didn’t.

@Furzkampfbomber

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentofchaos7456 And here I am, thinking that a crap story, bad writing and weak and arrogant characters are, well, just a crap story, bad writing and weak and arrogant characters.

@agentofchaos7456

3 жыл бұрын

@@Furzkampfbomber Arrogant?

When Mystique dies I can't help thinking that Jennifer Lawrence's reaction was the same as the old man in the bowels of the Exxon Valdez in Waterworld when the flare is dropped in, "oh thank god".

@nolanolivier6791

4 жыл бұрын

Provider be praised...

@JoakimOtamaa

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I love that scene in Waterworld. Probably the only entertaining scene in the movie. Nostalgia Critic pretty much sums it up in his review.

@21Arrozito

3 жыл бұрын

JL was so done with these movies, that's why she wears less and less blue makeup as the movies go on. She was still a nobody in First Class so she was doing the full body suit and blue makeup shit, then when the Hunger Games made her a big deal she apparently had more weight to throw around so she had less and less blue makeup scenes.

@RamBam3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@21Arrozito so what you’re saying is, compared to Rebecca Romijn, Jennifer Lawrence is a pussy?

@davidschneider9145

3 жыл бұрын

@Joakim Otamaa I liked Waterworld. I actually liked it better than „Mad Max“

I've never understood why producers think people want to see mystique and the dark Phoenix storyline. We don't care about either.

I'm a fan of Xmen but after The Last Stand, things started to go downhill. It became so bad that I didn't even remember watching Dark Phoenix. Still wishing by some miracle that the Xmen franchise will be resurrected and be the best team again.

Also, it is 100% appropriate to call her "Sansa" - no way she's ever getting away from that. Ever.

@in4mus85

3 жыл бұрын

Not unless she suddenly learns how to act

@Izelor

3 жыл бұрын

She needs to disappear for a decade and come back with a new look and some actual acting skills.

@lannisterfilth

3 жыл бұрын

A stupid girl with stupid dreams who never learn.

@kikiza123

3 жыл бұрын

@@lannisterfilth Jesus dude did she not call you back or something? Why the vitriol

@lannisterfilth

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikiza123 It's her line as Sansa from GoT, dingus.

"Like Mark Zuckerberg pretending hes a human" omfg I think I just died! Lmfao

@jweezy9994

5 жыл бұрын

brent engle “he’s not fooling anyone”

@The_Reality_Filter

5 жыл бұрын

#DataMining

@ivyndombo8873

5 жыл бұрын

I actually crack louder than I should have alone in my office and now everything think I'm mad 😂😂

@silkworm2595

5 жыл бұрын

It's been a meme for a while now.....

@anomanderrake3593

5 жыл бұрын

Is it Zukerbot or Zukerdroid?

This has to be the best review of this movie that I have seen. Kudos

@agentofchaos7456

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Because it is very surface and makes no mentioned of whether or not the movie succeeds as a character study on mental trauma. Also, he doesn’t seem familiar with the source material.

@freezysyahz

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentofchaos7456 The movie doesn't work as a character study on mental trauma, that is the thing. I'm sorry that this is the hill you choose to die on, my condolences. But you can't pull the wool over our eyes, even if you want to revisit every last comment section of this 2-year-old video, saying otherwise. To do that is a massive injustice to the original character whom this work was adapted from, creators of said work decades ago, and mental trauma patients.

@agentofchaos7456

3 жыл бұрын

@@freezysyahz Chris Claremont (who wrote the original storyline) defends this movie. He just did so a week ago actually. lol Can you explain why it doesn’t work as a character study on repressed trauma? Because actually psychotherapist thought it worked. If you don’t believe me google “Dark Phoenix is an Eye-Opening Lesson What PTSD is Like For Women, and Why That Matters”.

@agentofchaos7456

3 жыл бұрын

@@freezysyahz Also, you do realize that this comment is six months old, right?

@agentofchaos7456

2 жыл бұрын

​@@freezysyahz You got real quit the moment I mentioned Chris Claremont. Must have realized this was a battle you could not win.

Very well tittled. I was an extra in this film. We filmed this really cool showdown for two weeks. One poor stuntman even ended up in the hospital for it, and it was all for nothing. I went to see it and I was blown away by how badly they screwed it up.

@rogersmith3620

3 жыл бұрын

It was basically the Disney merger that killed it though. Are you referring to the UN scene?

It took me about 8 minutes to realise that he kept saying "Sansa Stark" and not Jean Grey

@GreyhawkTheAngry

4 жыл бұрын

Might be best to leave the drinking to Critical from now on.

@enigmalfidelity

4 жыл бұрын

He's saying Santa... A reference to him saying she's been a bad Santa at the start of the video

@alkrolyd

4 жыл бұрын

@@enigmalfidelity he is clearly saying Sansa.

@jonlemierte9605

4 жыл бұрын

AuDiO_JacK you have never seen GOT you dumbass niggga

The actors of Prof.X and Magneto looks so done with this franchise

@Jim87_36

3 жыл бұрын

Which is a shame as both Fastbender and MacAvoy are great version of them

@marvell2192

3 жыл бұрын

If you think about it, other than x men, mcavoy and fassbender don't have any other roles that have the same popularity as professor x and magneto. Even if they did get lucky enough got involved into a film or series based on popular culture (narnia, assasin's creed, it, alien, etc.), those movies are more of a failure than success.

@romanesybel8956

3 жыл бұрын

@@marvell2192 oh well David from Alien. And yes you can for sure sense my sarcasm in this sentence.

@margarethmichelina5146

3 жыл бұрын

Fun facts: Both of The actors of Professor X and Magneto either Old version (Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen) and Young version (James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender) are best friends in real life

First video on your channel I’ve seen. Subbed and looking for more like this!

My god man that opening of talking like it was a relationship had me in tears lol well done sir well done put a instant smile on my face

With their yellow-on-black jumpsuits, they all look like security and engineering crew members on Star Trek: Voyager. So, very 90's.

@maikbiernot4673

4 жыл бұрын

Exactky how it is supposed to be.

@teedepefanio5687

4 жыл бұрын

So very X-Men, right out of the comic books...

@josepharcher9620

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it been nice to see the Xmen in their Original costumes-at least once-especially Wolverine? Heck they hinted to that in the Wolverine movie in Japan.

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

@@josepharcher9620 that's actually one thing i liked about the 2000 X-Men movie, those goofy leather body suits were actually pretty cool even if they couldnt bend their knees or elbows.

@loriannwhite8384

3 жыл бұрын

They all look like they are wearing bra’s on the outside of their clothing.

"I'm full of cosmic space fart energy" should be on a tshirt

Wow, you actually made this movie a bit funnier with your talk about cosmic space farts. Thank you!

Xmen is like the irs of comics. They keep coming after us, nobody wants them to, there’s no end in sight and it gets more painful every time you see how much you’ve wasted on so little

Dude the abusive relationship analogy was spot on. Let us know if you need to talk lol.

@ryanarment5393

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah no kidding, it was a viciously abusive relationship. First it drew us in with X men 1 and 2. Then it got drunk and went apeshit with a frying pan upside our heads with the last stand and origin wolverine. Then it went to rehab, promised us it was never going to happen again with first class and days of futures past. Then it fell off the wagon got drunk and beat us upside the head with a sock housing a couple of rolls of quarters with the last two shit shows.

@EricGraham94

5 жыл бұрын

RedLetterMedia already made that analogy with the Star Wars prequels lol love the analogy nonetheless Speaking of RLM, I sum up Dark Phoenix as this: it’s like going to your daughter’s stupid college graduation. You know it’s gonna suck but you gotta go anyways to get it over with..... actually fuck that metaphor. It’s like an autopsy: you know it’s dead, but you gotta do an autopsy anyways to see who or what killed it.

@visualizeme-tz3ng

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Arment lol

"She absorbs the radiation from the cosmic space fart and this gives her super powers, where have I seen that before?" The fantastic 4? Hulk?

@Odrade100

4 жыл бұрын

Hulk transformation was a gamma ray experiment on earth, which is similar to Jessica Jones or Luke Cage , fantastic 4 is more like this version of Phoenix..

3:25 you're good. Very very good. Most people have many speaking errors in their vids but this is the first one I have heard from you. Awesome.

Damn. You killed it by questioning magneto's age. I never even thought about that!🤔🤔

I want a "Nah, It'll Be Fine" tshirt plz

@RageShroud

5 жыл бұрын

What she said!

@marcom.4847

5 жыл бұрын

"Go away now" on the back please.

@RageShroud

5 жыл бұрын

@@marcom.4847 what this guy said 😳

@mugisama779

5 жыл бұрын

i dont normally buy youtuber merch.... but id buy that shirt, add a bunch of badly drawn pics of those actors and put that caption, then we are good to go

@BigDaddy_MRI

5 жыл бұрын

Carla M. Me too. That would be more epic than this movie. By light years.

FINALLY! Somone who recognises Turner is a subpar actress who's got by on her parent's wealth and her looks alone.

@lannisterfilth

3 жыл бұрын

@@mainstream2226 She got looks, let's not deny that.

@PastaBakeMilkShake

3 жыл бұрын

@@mainstream2226 You know what, you're right. But apparently a lot of the world are into the bulldog-chewing-on-a-wasp look

@mainstream2226

3 жыл бұрын

@@lannisterfilth Looks like a smacked arse lad.

@vanheath5382

3 жыл бұрын

@@mainstream2226 I kind of agree with you. She’s plain Jane looking to me.

@twiceshy9773

3 жыл бұрын

She should have stuck with modelling...lol lol that's the problem these days- they keep letting the beautiful people talk!!

I watched this movie for the first time (and likely only time) about two weeks ago. I often judge a movie’s quality by how well I remember it after I watch it. When these clips started, I couldn’t remember a thing about the plot. It was like a string of spoilers for a movie I’ve already seen if that makes sense.

I actually enjoyed this one, 'Apocalypse' wasn't as good as 'Days', but it wasn't terrible, Angel was a bit disappointing. Phoenix was Dark, dealt with Dark issues & had featured a badassary we haven't really seen. Cyclops, Storm, took up their leadership roles, Nightcrawler found his courage, as well as others had finally come full circle. It's a shame we haven't seen Mr. Sinister ,besides that, the X-Men franchise was fun & worth a watch. Except the stand alone Wolverine, wouldn't hurt to miss that one.

"You know we should start calling it X-Women" --- A paid Hollywood writer

@Furzkampfbomber

3 жыл бұрын

The Incredible Adventures of the XX-Wimmenz!

@Rubenz343

3 жыл бұрын

*X - People

@ryans6309

3 жыл бұрын

I just want to go back to the early 2000s and before where people didnt have to have a political agenda in media

@GeneralG1810

3 жыл бұрын

I know right I felt ill when she said that

@BlackMetalHeart99

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryans6309 Errr you for real? Have you ever watched Fox News? Picked up a Rupert Murdoch shitrag? Media has been politicised long before the 2000s mate and any claim to the contrary is either ignorance or a bold faced lie.

One more time, MYSTIQUE IS NOT THE DAMN LEADER OF THE X-MEN!!! WTF Fox?!?

@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler

5 жыл бұрын

You have issues with women in leadership roles? Better keep that mysoginy in check there. I mean, who else should be leader? Cyclops?

@zakatalmosen5984

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler uh, fucking xavier?

@ericallen789

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler I am convinced this is sarcasm

@dannylavoie5253

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler not a fucking woman lol

@matthewpunk2012

4 жыл бұрын

@@dannylavoie5253 Not a fucking woman indeed

This man explains and critiques movies in a ways I’ve never experienced before. I can gladly say with no reservations that Finding The Critical Drinker changed my Life for the better!

The beginning of your review had me captivated

Xmen franchice: look I made a new movie. Me: Just look at the flowers...

Didn’t Sansa flash her Phoenix powers at the end of the _Apocalypse_ movie? so, ever going to explain that? No didn’t think so LuL

@Silenthitman44

5 жыл бұрын

Kinberg chose to completely ignore that even though he's the one who wrote it. It's just another error In a long line of them in this error filled series

@mercenaryknight5419

5 жыл бұрын

Because he sucks as a director.

@mrkiky

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the final season of GoT when every episode starts with the script of the previous episode and says "actually that didn't happen..."

@captainanus8131

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even think about that. Very observant.

@solongsuicide9

4 жыл бұрын

The only possible explanation is that she already had those powers & the phoenix force simply brought them out of her & amplified them, but the whole thing is really just a continuity error. The director obviously just wanted the end of Apocalypse to be an easter egg to Dark Phoenix, regardless of it making absolutely no sense. Nothing more than a "Hey, guys, guess what we're doing next? 💥🦅🔥 HINT HINT" moment to get people hyped up for the next film.

Hans zimmers soundtrack for this film is pretty good though That's a positive

This is the first time I learned Wolverine Origin was intended to be in the 1970s lol.

I always instinctively get drunk before watching your videos

@TravisHi_YT

5 жыл бұрын

I literally just started a cup of cointreau

@Jimboola

5 жыл бұрын

👍

@TheCriticalDrinker

5 жыл бұрын

It's the best way to view them, really

@negan4089

5 жыл бұрын

The drunker you are the better his videos are

@Millz194

5 жыл бұрын

I just make sure I’m always drunk so I’m ready at all times

This guy's so good, so biting, so honest, well done

Your accent made the captions say "Son Tzu" instead of "Sansa" every time. I got a kick outta that, i hope you do, too😂

Magneto and His Mates sounds like the name of a band🤣

Omfg the side by side of zuccerburg and Data I literally lost my shit lmao

@tmccann1876

4 жыл бұрын

You shit yourself?

@jamiebraswell5520

4 жыл бұрын

That was a hilarious comparison!

@theapexsurvivor9538

4 жыл бұрын

@The Slow Bro data is far more human.

@loas3967

4 жыл бұрын

me too

@papichorizo146

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp

I’ve never understood the interest in Sansa, she’s got nothing going on. She’s in the same boat as the chick from the Divergent series. Generic.

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

she could play "ice queen" characters well since shes so cold and wooden, but for an emotional charcater like Phoenix she's just too bland and one dimensional,

@christopherregan1654

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Shaliene Woodley's career just nosedived after the Divergent series flopped!

@MrS-pe6sd

4 жыл бұрын

@@christopherregan1654 it's interesting that so many charismatic people are trying to break into acting and then someone like her pops up.

@qqlf207

4 жыл бұрын

yeah you guys don't know about Big little lies obviously.. the divergent girl is an amazing actress

@MrS-pe6sd

3 жыл бұрын

@zerocooltx that makes sense. Maybe she's one of these kids that was forced in front of the camera by her parents and it's really not her thing. I got nothing against her as a human being just an actress.

From what I understand, the Dark Phoenix Saga is a big epic that stretches over several volumes, features the death of characters and the destruction of worlds, was built up for a long time and the fact that Jean Grey, who always was the nice understanding one of the X-Men, turned into such a harbinger of doom made it all the more jaw-dropping. What makes those people think they could satisfyingly portray that in one movie? You would have to do something like the Infinity Saga from the MCU, introducing the characters and plot devices over several movies before you go in there. Imagine if Avengers Infinity War didn't happen after several build-up films but right after the first Avengers movie.

"...Started drinkin' and slappin' me around with the Last Stand".