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I binge watched these videos and I've learned so far: drug addicts are just future comedians lol

@leegitness2190

5 жыл бұрын

If theyy live through it yeah 😂

@ellewoods4472

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@sciencenate

5 жыл бұрын

It’s more that both comedians and drug addicts are filled with emotional pain.

@DickDiamond74

5 жыл бұрын

so you're saying i have a chance?

@BassLineProductionsI

5 жыл бұрын

@@DickDiamond74 we all do bud

"2 rehabs later and I'm still dancing"

@terricampbell3179

4 жыл бұрын

Very powerful statement I think many overlooked that, especially people who have no clue what it is like because their lives are soooo perfect and think they can look down on the rest of us because they never had a problem. And then it turns out they are nowhere near as strong as those of us who have been led down that path and survived. The irony of looking down upon others is awesome.

@djdentonyo

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that hit me

@blicce9597

3 жыл бұрын

My biggest takeaway. I felt that. He said that with pain

"how's law school going in the 12 hours since we met?"

@ladym2398

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I know right

@knugenavswarje734

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't ask him how law school was going the first time around.

“Runaway Drunk” sounds like a good comedy movie, maybe a romcom

@planetboondock2383

4 жыл бұрын

I've starred in that movie. It's not a good movie. I've seen the footage.

@gladue891

3 жыл бұрын

@@planetboondock2383 Same. Apparently when you run over people in Movies n Video Games its Cool. But IRL. Different story

@nickdirienzo2849

3 жыл бұрын

Runaway drunk sounds like my life story.

@kristinvandertick7591

3 жыл бұрын

Rum-com, maybe😂😂😂

@ivanmacias3256

3 жыл бұрын

@@gladue891 that sarcastic humor is sooo fkn dry dude

Gifting people large amounts of psychedelics is the best feeling in the universe.

@woundedsanity

5 жыл бұрын

I agree so much! giving people psychedelics and weed. always share is what I like

@stephen_jc

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s the best

@jackthorton10

4 жыл бұрын

Really good luck 🍀 for the users

@aksfishing4480

4 жыл бұрын

I want to be ur friend

@mistermistyc2219

4 жыл бұрын

Kudos my freind kudos

I was super addicted to coke for a few years and lost all my friends, now I just smoke weed. Still have no friends, but now it's my choice.

@MagneticName

Жыл бұрын

Same bro😂

@thomasnolan7931

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure

@dussdamuss

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like you don't try to be very open and social. That applies to all of the other comments after this so far.

@Nahwldege

Жыл бұрын

@@dussdamuss Have you tried being social I know you see the energy it requires right? Here take the spliff and open ya mind shyttt😂🤦‍♂️

@soft.jungle

Жыл бұрын

Why is everyone getting this notion that he's somehow unappy being alone.. There is power in having control of your choices and being with yourself. Any smoker knows some of the most life changing moments of thought are on the porch having a smoke... y'all need to lighten up Also proud of op for kicking it🙌

Hahaha, I'm pretty sure everyone who has been to a music festival has a great story like that worthy of a stand up comedy routine. Always a crazy good time.

@jjcoola998

3 жыл бұрын

Lol facts

@confusedcyclops3219

Жыл бұрын

#drunkentussle

Finally figured out that they do the intros for the $$$. They tell the network it cost $$$$$ when it costs $$ and pocket the rest

@ursulapebble7063

4 жыл бұрын

@Aidan McDonald do you think dope is short for dopamine? hilarious

@nahhsonnahhh9075

4 жыл бұрын

@@ursulapebble7063 r/wooosh

@littledeadridinghood5253

3 жыл бұрын

......and?

Listening to this in my early 20s working in a middle school as a janitor

"Well...when in upstate New York" should have been my senior quote.

@warewofle5002

7 жыл бұрын

Plz do explain. :) I happen to be in the mood for a story.

@thekinginyellow1890

6 жыл бұрын

As a fellow upstate New Yorker I can attest that shit be crazy here

@nicktiger4

6 жыл бұрын

Thats a fact

@joshchristian2082

5 жыл бұрын

Mine was, "I like big butts and I cannot lie." Sir Mix a Lot.

@gabrielbeaton4922

5 жыл бұрын

my senior quote is gonna be i can't die i have an art project

"It looked like if Jabba danced for Leia." LOL

Nice to see him laugh at his drug problem, really hope is sober for real. He deserve a good life!

@FriedFreya

4 жыл бұрын

@Keith ayee you right as fuck

Goddammit Ari why do your intros have to be so freaking unsettling

@robertgriffith2276

5 жыл бұрын

Big budget for a low budget show

@anthonylongoria2638

5 жыл бұрын

@James3790 This is the first and only time I've seen them be described as hilarious. So that's good

@abdulazizyalahow3238

5 жыл бұрын

Ben Aaron Michelson Hahahaha

@queen_ofall2360

5 жыл бұрын

I know right, I just skip them!!!

@drowningin

5 жыл бұрын

As a IV h, and coke user for 20 years, and even for me this intro is way too intense. Why would they make that? All of the 'This is not happening' intros are stupid & over the top. This ones just fucking dark, and too real

once my aunt finished a handle of black velvet in less than 24 hours and now she is not allowed at my house

@tannerdavis8163

4 жыл бұрын

Oof brother, props to her though that's pretty impressive

@sk8m86

4 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro 🤔

@kylieh123

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to need you to elaborate on this

@ericwilliams1659

3 жыл бұрын

Is she seeing anyone? Age?

@sluttymacycheezboiiii

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericwilliams1659 bro thats where this sentence took you?

That intro was raw and a trigger for me.

Dan St.Germain looking like if Hagrid was on coke

@LeoCarverr

3 жыл бұрын

this needs more likes

@parisel-amin2999

3 жыл бұрын

😂

When the fuck is Bill Burr gonna be on!? We're waiting..

@poochooxpress

7 жыл бұрын

Travis K. Yes! Was just listening to his podcast

@traviskillian276

7 жыл бұрын

***** Fuck.my.life. And where was I???

@starwarsguy123ful

7 жыл бұрын

if you find a video i will fucking like idk i would thank the shit out of you

@SwizzyHead

7 жыл бұрын

Gathering of the vibes is in CT 😀

@MrWierdoVideo

7 жыл бұрын

Corey Holcomb would kill it here too

I love this story. It could be me or any of my friends, right down to it being at the Gathering of the Vibes. Great storytelling

*"We must hasten the natural process of death"*

GATHERING OF THE VIBES WAS THE BEST FESTIVAL

"Your mom's an air conditioner!" 🤣

@thejohn6614

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you. Your mom's a swamp cooler.

the first 30 sec's are so awesome.

God damn a handle of what was it whiskey? Plus 2 tabs, a full gram of coke, and probably an eighth or more of shrooms right when you wake up..thats gnarly

@charlesloveday9208

7 жыл бұрын

Tanner Bowman ...done it!! I've been there! Don't know if I can tell it the same way but that's a close encounter of the same kind!!

@ItsCriti

5 жыл бұрын

I could only dream to have that all when I wake up.

@SHACOBES123

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a wonderful time.

@SHACOBES123

5 жыл бұрын

I went on a bender with some BV, meth, coke, oxycodone, and some acid. I had the time of my life

@matthewclark1006

5 жыл бұрын

Dude... that’s breakfast at electric forest

Love the intros.

@marleneg7794

4 жыл бұрын

Seek help.

The intros continue to baffle and disturb me.

@jm-rf7kl

3 жыл бұрын

Intro was weaponized humor.

I saw "Dan St. Germain" and thought "okay, this one is about some dog, but what is the comedian's name?"

Hell yeah. Great story.

Wow. He really wizzed past that ending hey. lol

shoutout Gathering of the Vibes! Please come back!

I don't drink so at least I can vicariously live through all the stupid things alcoholics do. Now I feel complete.

This guy really helped my day, appreciate it

One of my favourites I’m crying 🤣😂😂😂😂

@chiefcaptn1922

5 жыл бұрын

All you basic bitches do.

keep dancing Rico!!

Man I love these TCBH

You wanna talk now? Hahahahaha

Damn this was great

The “what the fuck Dan” “no it’s Rico” part killed me the most 😂😂

@jv-lk7bc

3 жыл бұрын

Dan's an asshole ...

Shoutout to Vibes at upstate New York. When they have it in CT it is not tthe same

Good funny story ending on a good note good vibes mannn lol

The intro is amazing lol

Almost choked twice while laughing at this one. Holy cow.

god damn that intro skit was insane

wow man that was a great story

this is the best story oh my god..

Just goes to show that any problem can be resolved with some shrooms!

Anybody hands me a handful of shrooms I'm not gonna shy away either 😂

@mildred714

3 жыл бұрын

shrooms are for women

I went the the gathering of the vibes in 2001. So much fun!

Listening to these war stories reminds me of being in treatment.

@jjcoola998

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah half of treatment is everyone spitting these stories 😅😅

"Stop playing Stevie Nick's Landslide" "Fuck you its a great song" Bruh that had my dying cuz it is a great song😂😂

@JarthenGreenmeadow

Жыл бұрын

It really is.

black velvet-it's what you drink in a baby shower on Deadwood.

beautiful intro

BONUS ROUND ON OREGON TRAIL HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

This dude gets me.

upstate can be sketchy , the good festivals are in lower western ny/pa area

@user-nj1zu2nf1x

4 жыл бұрын

It's all upstate.

I looked at this dude and before he mentioned anything about coke I thought to myself “I bet this dude did at least a few lines before this show”

Oh man, I too have been Dan and Rico... Too many times

@pointbyracing3276

4 жыл бұрын

Are you the same Craig M that is my roommate ?

@user-nj1zu2nf1x

4 жыл бұрын

@@pointbyracing3276 Heyy, yes thats me! Btw what's for dinner ?

Funny bc I knew he was gonna say coke before he said it bc I knew exactly what was affecting his relationships

3:06 homie on the left doesn't like his drink

ahhh boys if i make it in the comedy game i got a lot of drug stories

Sick intro.

This is one of the better ones he's funny as f***

I'm more worried than amused with this dude.

exhausting

one of the BEST OPENINGS

If you don’t look, his stand up sounds a lot like Tom Arnold

I'm confused by the very end, he said two rehabs later I'm still dancing does that mean he still on drugs or still alive? Ha ha

Great material, I'd like to see more of this dude's comedy.

@redrobotmonkey

6 жыл бұрын

Got a podcast called My dumb friends. Really funny.

I'm glad Ari survived that truck accident.

It's happening now too

Am I the only one that likes the intros??

Yes! Black Velvet! I'm from Montana from the Blackfeet Indian reservation, and up there they call BV Blackfoot violence!

@finnhig5171

5 жыл бұрын

Eli Padgett yeah the Blackfoot violence is because of the Blackfoot reservations in Idaho

This was just a funny AA speaker share, change my mind. I loved the story, don't get me wrong.

Am I the only one that wants to see all the opening things that have Ari in all these different situations in order?

@keithstacy2050

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Janitors rage !

Best opening yet by Arie.

Thats my brother

He reminds me of Hagrid which makes this more enjoyable for me 😆

i love those intros! especially this one^^

Great story. I'm glad he's doing better.

So this whole time I thought Hagrid was a grounds keeper not a guy named Rico that is studying law..

Should take the intro money and give to comics. I wanna see comics become the 1% because that would make things awesome and super weird :)

Vibes is in Bridgeport CT not upstate ny! Give my state it's credit we got nothing else lol

This guys my spirit animal

Gathering of the vibes was in bpt ct unless their were multiple

I would watch the shit out of "Janitor Weekend" with Zach Braff as the newbie janitor being trained to replace Zach Galifinasldfbdgkfknasdfgb as a wise old janitor that has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and wants to have some final hurrah like he used to when he was younger. Hell, throw in Zach Effron, as some guy who gets stuck with them because he is doing community service because he got a D.U.I.(but he's actually an incredible driver when drunk). Triple Zach. TRIPLE THREAT. Somebody pay me. lol

I've been to Vibes a few times and hes not kidding when he said the vibes has turned to a vibe. The first one I went too was all about psychedelics and love but later all about crack, pills and heroin.

I remember being Rico a few times... wait, I don't remember as much as I was told the "stories"

Anyone remember this guy from world of Jenks on MTV like 5 years ago?

OH MY FUCKIN GOD!! DUDE... THAT WAS SO REAL IN THE BEGINNING I'm fuckin certain dude main lines that shit for REAL.... Oh ya. Dude boots it.

I was at that vibes

I didn’t know Paris years Jim Morrison did stand up.

Run away drunk never goin back,got my black velvet and it’s a one way track

Awesome story. We need more Not Safe pods please.

You done with that needle Ari? I need it.

Clicked this thinking it was BIG JAY OAKERSON 😂

This mfcking intro catch me offguard with the joke everytime!

Getting blind drunk off of the Canadian whiskey!

upstate ny🥳

Runaway drunk is the best kinda drunk!