"IM black. 200 years ago this would've been an auction" XD

@BigCobra191

4 жыл бұрын

@Don’t mind Me no cause if you instantly get it then you're either old or just a bad person

@tavisui4779

4 жыл бұрын

@@BigCobra191 hey im 23 im still young ! and i get the joke xD.. i just love reading history about the world =3 and not be ignorant people xd

@Sike07

4 жыл бұрын

@@BigCobra191 or I studied well in my school

@qwejl8900

4 жыл бұрын

btw i didnt even know what this meant i think i just randomly found it funny

@kalebw1222

4 жыл бұрын

@@adelinewong1852 thats the point of the joke

"We don't say "oh you should go on I diet" we say "where did you get the food?!"" 😂😂😂😂😂 GETS ME EVERY TIME HE SHOULD HAVE WON

@Crabisback1

6 жыл бұрын

MusicKid Vids I wish he did!

@queensheeba7750

5 жыл бұрын

TaeTae CutiePie that got me too!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tzvismom4249

5 жыл бұрын

TaeTae CutiePie wHEre dId YOu GET ThE FO0d

@chogiwawchanyeol8022

5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@isaacperez2543

5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE that part😂😂😂

His high pitched tone makes it all even funnier cause it sounds like he's giving an exasperated, uncomposed, and stressed interpretation of things.

@zekrompvp6952

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@changedmyusernameagain7654

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kelpyg5114

3 жыл бұрын

And his laugh to:

@markr.devereux3385

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly and his layed back demeanor. Allows you to settle in a little bit ang just enjoy the routine.

"200 years ago, this would have been an auction!" literally gets me laughing out loud every time. This guy is a pure genius

@rakshitvasoya8667

2 жыл бұрын

Can you please explain me 200 year joke?

@PedroOliveira-qn5po

2 жыл бұрын

@@rakshitvasoya8667 they put black people for auction as slaves 200 years ago

@WhatSayCrochet

2 жыл бұрын

​@@rakshitvasoya8667 he is referring to the slave trade.

@chima6291

2 жыл бұрын

I upvoted his question so he will be notified about your answers. KZread comment section is designed by a retard in google who decided not to send a notification when someone @ you in the comment section.

@bobby12348

Жыл бұрын

Dumb thing to day🤔

The swap joke gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

@Aricku

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Clarkson etch-a-Sketch XD

@snake698

6 жыл бұрын

It's not accurate though, he wasn't a christian yet

@bowbow2089

6 жыл бұрын

"No where in the bible does it say thou shall not swap!"❤

@yellowdan0457

6 жыл бұрын

Lol ikr 😂 😂 😂

@goingjuan

6 жыл бұрын

Faaaaaacts

He need a Netflix special

@IDoBeParis

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@gamerguycomingtowin2101

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@brendan594

5 жыл бұрын

Ryder Thomason ikr like Kevin Hart

@Hers_Childe

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss!!!

@chjkhj

4 жыл бұрын

Ryder Thomason NETFLIX and pop-tarts

'I was studying computer science, I had a future! Then I decided, *NO. LET ME BE A CLOWN'.* *_WhEeZe_*

"200 years ago this would have been an auction" One of the best lines!

@rakshitvasoya8667

2 жыл бұрын

Can you please explain it? I'm not getting it

@sneakyracoonyt3280

2 жыл бұрын

@@rakshitvasoya8667 slavery

@patriciawanda7205

Жыл бұрын

Ever

@titan133760

2 ай бұрын

​@@rakshitvasoya8667 He's saying that if he was around 200 years ago, he would be a slave being auctioned off to the highest bidder. It's a bold point illustrating that we live in better times where people have better protection with their rights

I was laughing before he even started his audition

@sarah-ws9ii

5 жыл бұрын

Omg same

@sarah-ws9ii

5 жыл бұрын

@[Toby1034] Toby ツ obviously not.... he was making jokes even before his act

@chrrsy

5 жыл бұрын

@[Toby1034] Toby ツ wtf lol

@baddvibez8702

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarah-ws9ii why

@FezAdagio

5 жыл бұрын

*rAcIsM, lITtLe SuBtLe AcTs Of RaCiSm*

Who would watch if he had his own tv show? cuz fuck i would

@abandoned5079

6 жыл бұрын

Melody and now he's on a tour next year luckily he's coming to my town

@darkrai6543

6 жыл бұрын

I want to see this guy and John Oliver collab. Both make humor out of edgy highly relevant issues. And Daliso could help Oliver out with funniness

@ecoinductioncom7695

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, this guy is hilarious. He could be up there with Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, etc.

@evilbevil3201

6 жыл бұрын

Melkico I

@fabelstirling9119

6 жыл бұрын

I would buy all the seasons and watch them all over and over and over again.

My favourite lines, •sometimes I even forget to appreciate myself. •If that's a crisis, where's UNICEF. •i didn't steal because the Bible said thou shalt not steal. But what the Bible didn't say is thou shalt not swap.

@yas5414

5 жыл бұрын

I'm black 200 years ago this would have been an auction

@seamustierney6527

4 жыл бұрын

"You know it's a financial crisis when planes in Birmingham start tossing fish and chip out of the windows

@tatuini

4 жыл бұрын

Kristina Doyle then he made him a christian

@satoukishima6740

4 жыл бұрын

Where DiD yOu geT tHat fOod??

@just9019

3 жыл бұрын

"this mirror makes me look fatter than I really am :( " "well I think my eyes have the same problem"

This guy is really a genius. Although his jokes are hilarious, I look at him as an ambassador of peace and a link towards harmony of every race. Good job Daliso Chaponda. God bless

@musiclover5023

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely spectacular, humanity needs people like Daliso.

@milpy1257

2 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of line he would take and make into a joke (like I hope you do better next time line)

@amandakiran5757

2 жыл бұрын

This is true

@stevejake8468

Жыл бұрын

He’s like a low-key Dave chapplle you really gotta pay attention to what he’s trying say especially last joke about white friend sleeping with his uncles wife by force or no force, then taking his land, then making him Christian pure genius the way he layers it Dave just mastered it and can disguise a harsh truth into a joke

"This chav has to walk five a day to get a bottle of WKD Blue" XD

@khyatirawat602

5 жыл бұрын

Delirious Phantom can you explain what it means? I was not able to understand it.

@davidw8481

5 жыл бұрын

In charity tv ads about unhydrated african children, they often say stuff like *this child has to walk 5 miles just for a bucket of water* he was just referring to that but as a english child getting alchohol rather than an african child getting water

@abeymohaa7550

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidw8481 i believe it isn't the way you got it

@abeymohaa7550

5 жыл бұрын

Is it chav or chaff first

@davidw8481

5 жыл бұрын

@@abeymohaa7550 It is

the auction part killed me HAHAHAHAHA

@pombo92

6 жыл бұрын

It was great. He can really pull edgy jokes to the next level.

@jeselynfernandez4888

4 жыл бұрын

Muhd Fiqwan same 😂

@mld5614

4 жыл бұрын

Racist

@loz2590

4 жыл бұрын

@@mld5614 so ur calling the whole stadium racist and famous people (the judges) racist

@illumilluki

4 жыл бұрын

mld that was the point of the joke. 🤷🏻‍♂️

He definitely needs a NETFLIX special

@prochesmilambo2444

3 жыл бұрын

Hi neha ganv

This dude was the funniest comedian on any Got Talent shows I’ve seen!

@rwilson7197

2 жыл бұрын

I agree! Naturally funny (often observational) comedy

@crimsongamer2337

Жыл бұрын

Watch Preacher Lawson, he just as funny.

@hogbeancreamyt5295

Жыл бұрын

@@crimsongamer2337 ngl he's not that funny for me, he's funny but i dont think as funny as deliso but thats just my opinion

@crimsongamer2337

Жыл бұрын

@@hogbeancreamyt5295 Fair enough, but I still find both to be funny.

This guy is good. A shame that his semi-final performance was clearly his best one. It's hard to come up with material in the short span of the show as a comedian. If he had done his finals act during the semi-finals and his semi-finals act after that....he very well may have won.

@zaze4823

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@gracysiteny1412

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaze4823 ugh same like if u agree toooooo

@osmanabdi2369

3 жыл бұрын

Agree with u but it was all going according to God's plan the greatest one #Semi-final one still rocks

@portorolla4157

3 жыл бұрын

The semi-final one was indeed the best. the final one made me laugh tons, especially the "white man" part but wasn't as good as the others. Probably his weakest one, but still hilarious.

@GoogleAccount-sh6kh

2 жыл бұрын

wherse your profile picture from

Thou shall not swap😂😂😂😂

@gott9621

6 жыл бұрын

IHOP Pancakes They*

@TheMemeturtle

5 жыл бұрын

i hob**

@ezginurylmaz7390

5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't understand the joke. Can someone explain it to me? I am not a native speaker 😂

@maxshunt4340

5 жыл бұрын

@@ezginurylmaz7390 he swapped things instead of stealing.

@pathfinder018

5 жыл бұрын

Ezginur Agun one of the Ten Commandments said “Thou shall not steal.” Because he couldn’t steal, he swap instead, thus points out that there’s no “Thou shall not swap” in the commandments. Which was smart and quite funny of a joke XD

“200 years ago this would’ve been an auction!” I spit my sprite everywhere and my cat ran away😂

@jenycachallam7933

5 жыл бұрын

@Saturn studios that was my favourite part too🤣

@reagancochran9124

5 жыл бұрын

jenny 24 good I’m not alone😂👌

@jenycachallam7933

5 жыл бұрын

@@reagancochran9124 hell yeah 🤣

@LanaLine

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@aldogastelbondo4060

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

That last joke "He took his wife, land and made him a christian" .... savage.

I have atleast watched this 15 times

@Jomathewz

6 жыл бұрын

Me too😂😂😂

@kingmuayad

6 жыл бұрын

Incredible.. I really don't know how he can make me laugh even though I know what he's gonna say! :)

@HariwanDerki

6 жыл бұрын

im way above u man hehe but wkdb heheh

@synaesthesia2010

6 жыл бұрын

one of the best comedians the UK has today, i keep listening to his radio series on BBC Iplayer, and it's funnier everytime i listen

@raiahnewsome5714

5 жыл бұрын

amazing

This is so unfair, i feel so bad when he did not winn the British got Talent

@globalknockout1453

6 жыл бұрын

Njume kogge same he really deserved it he's funny as hell lol

@mishazulueta9394

6 жыл бұрын

Who won again?

@naimanpunk

6 жыл бұрын

the little magician girl

@elizaawan3748

6 жыл бұрын

Of course he's a superstar but his final wasn't as good as his audition and semi final performance

@robynbenoit8368

6 жыл бұрын

Lol its not unfair, he got 3rd place.

“200 years ago this would have been an auction” that gets me every time! I wish he won!! 😂😂😂

he hadn't even started telling jokes and they were already laughing at the way he answered the judges' questions. That shows how good of a comedian he is.

how did he not win, holy shit i am in actual tears

@jayajones6042

6 жыл бұрын

He did win they pressed the Golden buzzer

@bilalyahya3069

6 жыл бұрын

Jaya Jones Golden buzzer doesn't mean he won. It just means he goes straight to semi finals

@keiramorl1107

6 жыл бұрын

Annika Schenberg dont aware

@datrandomslytherin2857

5 жыл бұрын

ikr he was in 3rd place. that annoys the crap outta me. He should have won

@colleenduggar380

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes I was like super mad... 🤬

Great Comedian.

@VR6Boki

5 жыл бұрын

As Simon said, he needs to make his own show. Would like to see more of his jokes, they are really great :)

@RoseMary-gs6lt

5 жыл бұрын

You should hear the joke when his father tried to exorcise him bevause he confuse puberty with a devil inside him

@samoan-beast4968

5 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of kevin hart or dave chappelle?

@charlifrancis4509

5 жыл бұрын

@@samoan-beast4968 yeah

@lloydyherbal

5 жыл бұрын

Westley Siufanua ...Kevi Hart aint a comedian...hes a shit unfunny actor that gloats and blows his own trumpet

His high pitched voice and accent make it so much better

2019 anyone?....... Just me oh ok

@brendan594

5 жыл бұрын

nope I’m watching rn so you’re not alone

@Rojocage

4 жыл бұрын

Hey

@overtime7347

4 жыл бұрын

wassup

@flevami

4 жыл бұрын

Hey there. German here :D

@dumgris

4 жыл бұрын

He is the best comedian on BGT. By far better than Kojo from last year

"200 years ago, this would have been an auction!" Welp, I am done everyone, I officially died, have fun with Daliso, he a funny ass dude!

Apart from his great comedy he's got an amazing accent! 😊

@synaesthesia2010

6 жыл бұрын

it's a mixture of african accents and a north american accent, he lived over there before coming to britain

No matter how many times I watch Daliso, the smile never leaves my face. I’m always in stitches during the ‘tossing fish and chips out the window’ line! 😂

“I’m Black. 200 years ago, this would’ve been an auction.” Gets me every time.

When Simon breaks out the "the reason we make shows like this is to find people like you" you *know* he liked it

Kevin Hart. Step aside... you've got a big competition man

@ashleechamberlain4811

6 жыл бұрын

Quang Loc true! I love Kevin Hart but this dude right here... idk i think he might be better lol

@jonsinn3r96

6 жыл бұрын

I don't mean to offend anyone but is "big" a pun in that statement?

@joysayad3143

6 жыл бұрын

Daliso is BETTER than Kevin!

@chimneyhudson316

6 жыл бұрын

Never. Are you crazy

@edgymcedgelord5297

5 жыл бұрын

He + Kevin Hart + Preacher Lawson = I'm laughing my ass of

"Can you help me?" "I want to steal this"

@cassiebrooke2490

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

It's not just about making great jokes, but the way he say them and the way he act. So funny. He's funny by his nature. He's born to do this. I can say same jokes and it won't be funny. :D

This guy needs his own show and KZread channel

@abandoned5079

6 жыл бұрын

DuckDoesGaming he's on a tour next year

@43lenzo

6 жыл бұрын

He actually has a channel, you have to look hard

@alphajalloh12

5 жыл бұрын

Sure

@kay-sm3xu

4 жыл бұрын

@@43lenzo you don't really have to look hard I found it like 2 seconds its not that hard to find him

@marvelseancahya2183

4 жыл бұрын

@@kay-sm3xu unless if you find him in the dark

Ehh why didn’t he win

@donvalentino9822

5 жыл бұрын

Jambr0 you forget that, if I remember, there was also a very good magician and a dancer

@HHcz

5 жыл бұрын

And pianist that won. There was so many talented people but winner can be only one so...

@DarkArtsGaming

5 жыл бұрын

He was a good act, but go look at Matt Edwards - 4th place winner - that guy was HILARIOUS and super energetic!

@DarkArtsGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Also I read an article from America that he lost because people didn't like his Christian jokes. Just butt-hurt I guess.... xD

@HHcz

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly Matt Edwards is for me probably the most annoying comedian. First comedian I don't like.

This guy is so bloody Hilarious, Fish and chips joke gets me every time.

“I let him stay with my rice uncle Ben” 😂😂🤣

This dude deserved to win

@oops1398

6 жыл бұрын

John Bonham but Tokio Myers deserved it more

@juliajihae

6 жыл бұрын

John Bonham still...third is good

@smpal6626

6 жыл бұрын

Disagree completely.

@sparklypotato5775

3 жыл бұрын

sm pal fuck u u fucking slag

We don't think " go on a diet" it's more"where did you get the food?"

"It's Malawi. If you still don't know where it is, it's where Madonna adopted all the babies from. That's us!!.... Yeah, you're jealous. I do miss my lil brother" XD

@cassiebrooke2490

2 жыл бұрын

That gets me laughing every time 😂😂

@Momo60606

2 жыл бұрын

"And Angelina took my sister" 😂

the madonna joke where he said i do miss my brother🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mohavicdelofficial6891

11 ай бұрын

That shit had me dead 😂😂😂 ngl

Tossing fish and chips out the window XD XD XD

@uptospeed5401

5 жыл бұрын

Isabella Martin walk five miles for WKD blue🤣

@tanyuhur7055

4 жыл бұрын

@@uptospeed5401 can u explain that joke

8:09 I died....

@OleBrumHonning

6 жыл бұрын

Agree, best comment ever

@darkrai6543

6 жыл бұрын

I still watch it and laugh. when I first saw it I couldn't stop laughing for an hour

@UchihaObit0

6 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace buddy

@robynbenoit8368

6 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@keiramorl1107

6 жыл бұрын

SkyjumperTalon lol

2006: "The good old days were better" 2020: It's Corona time

@Laurent._

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavielrhysdevangelista2748 why Jesus Christ

@joec7217

4 жыл бұрын

"The good old days were terrible" Yeah so is 2020

@titan133760

2 ай бұрын

​@@joec7217 Yes, but at least we have better access to medicine now to combat the COVID-19 pandemic, compared to 200 years ago where you'd be lucky to get vaccinated against polio

14:08 "A friend of mine from Denmark". Is it weird that I'm a bit proud that he mentioned someone from Denmark?

i re-watched this like 30 times, like his joke is just so clever !

4:20 is %100 the best frame ever 😂😂😂

@mrbob6250

6 жыл бұрын

MLG number as well xD

@cr-od8yo

6 жыл бұрын

ILL FFA I’ve repeated this a thousand times. Thank you.

Oh the last part 😂😂 He slept with my uncles wife , took his land , and made him a Christian .

@dontlookatme3984

3 жыл бұрын

@@kovmantv7635 no shit, shelock

@jasonchigaazira862

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny😂😂 the colonization was real

I hope good things came his way after this. He's funny, likable and genuinely talented. His material is fresh. I really would have liked him to win the whole shabang. Good on him.

11:59 Killed me absolutely killed me!

@juliet105

6 жыл бұрын

Parker Power I

@walterrantapere1389

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂😂😂

He actually got his own radio show I'm pretty sure

@lotsanga7170

3 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Juela bbc

@cassiebrooke2490

2 жыл бұрын

Whats the name of it? I'd like to check it out.

Just 5 minutes of Daliso preacher Kevin kojo and Eddie together in a room is all I’m asking for....

“Would you die for me?” “I’d take a punch.” DEAD 💀

This guy deserves his own show! He's hilarious!

"You know it's a financial crisis when a chav walks 5 miles.... to get a WKD Blue" That left me laughing for 5 minutes

"200 years ago this would have been an auction." That almost killed me. OMG!

When he got the golden buzzer he was honestly star struck i felt so happy for him

Who here wants matt edwards, preacher lawson and daliso chaponda to colab?

@jordynstarling296

6 жыл бұрын

Him and preacher Lawson 😭❤

@Cia_M1986

6 жыл бұрын

I need this

@QueenMuser

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Toju and Ned Woodman

@thatoneyeemo9421

5 жыл бұрын

I do!!😂😂😂😂

@LeadGuitarist

4 жыл бұрын

Me 🙋🏻‍♀️

When I heard "We have rights!" I heard "We have *rice!"*

@thecoolkittycoolkitt755

5 жыл бұрын

Golden Bacon omgoodness me too😂

@tomball8092

4 жыл бұрын

Me as well

@theresaklokiazolu1641

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

I just love how Daliso is killing the judges with laughter.

I love this guy. I'm African too, white African. Na wewe misuri sana bwana. I have booked his show in Manchester in March 2020

you know it was a good performance when people come back to it almost 5 years later

“This mirror makes me look fatter than I really am” I said “wow I think my eyes have the same problem” LOL XD he should’ve won

@jacksonia7724

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get that joke

@ev6950

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonia7724 it’s a fat joke bru

@cooperslays5529

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonia7724 it means she is fat there’s nothing wrong with the mirror or his eyes

Wait he’s from Malawi 🇲🇼!!! My school has a partner school there and we are raising money to build a bridge across a river costing 20k to help young children in Malawi have education. We send over the oldest students and they teach the children from Malawi! We literally have a week called Malawi week in my school! That is crazy!

@iveemiltran1248

4 жыл бұрын

Wow that's so nice :D

@vita8166

3 жыл бұрын

Your school sounds like an incredible place, meanwhile my school is making the children clean the walls and bathrooms if we TALK IN CLASS

@LiamElRey

3 жыл бұрын

@@vita8166 it is! It’s a private school so that means they can afford to help people in other countries

"Do crazy white things" 😂😂🤣🤣 Very naughty! Daliso is great!!!

the auction joke tho damn😂

His first and second were the best, I think he lost some of his punch on the final, but he is still funny! Would watch again! (and I have three times already lol)

@mamozimusic

Жыл бұрын

Even the final one was best #Humourdiverted

Who else came back to see this in 2020?

Jokes that will never die After years it still makes me laugh

Where did you get the food... hilariously genious. Slept with his wife, took his land, and made him a Christian... ROTFLMBO. How did he not win?

When he said *_"Yeah you're laughing i'm single now"_* i felt that

I think what makes him so great is the fact that he sends out some very important messages. His comedy is not silly or superficial. I've never seen anyone like him.

“My rice uncle, Ben” Took me about ten seconds then I started laughing uncontrollably

"I was attempted to steal, But the bible says "Thou shall not steal" but nowhere does it said "Thou shall not swap" "😂😂😂 HES HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

This man's audition's never gets old

He is so sweet and genuine because he finds his own jokes so truly funny that he laughs so naturally while he's talking. It's so adorable, he's creative, funny, and honest. The perfect comedian and the perfect person.

Omg! He is hysterical!!! The only bad thing about his act is that it ended. Love him!!!!

I hope he has a stand up special.

"I think he figured white people need to eat white food "part got me in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It was so heart warming to see his reaction after the golden buzzer was hit

His comic timing is impeccable. He starts out with harmless topics and gradually intensifies until he has us laughing about controversial and could have been painful topics. Great credit to him

I love him going to see him Sunday in Milton Keynes and I didn’t have enough money to come see him and he said I can get free tickets!!!! Me and my friend are on the guest list!!! He is FCKIN HILARIOUS!!! LOVE HIM 💗💗

"200 years ago this would've an auction" ppl with this sense of humour r the best😂

‘Some times I don’t appreciate my self’ is honestly the best part 😭 😂 so sassy lmao 😂

probably my favourite comedian on any got talent show so far. Id 100% pay to see him in show

@mohavicdelofficial6891

11 ай бұрын

What about preacher lawrson

I'm in love with this comedian I wanna see more of this

@ahmadalmaliki5159

6 жыл бұрын

😉😉😉

This guy is so original, he has a bright future for sure. Very funny :)

He is actually much funnier than most known comedians. I hope we see more of him soon.

This guy is incredible! I discovered him a while back and I still keep coming back to hear him over and over, and still laugh just as hard as the first time. He is so very funny!!! I love the way he laughs throughout his routine. He will never be the same and I know he will, from now on, be super famous.

wait he didn't win? .....

@parkerpower6143

6 жыл бұрын

Cinema 6R he won 3rd place

@cinema6r845

6 жыл бұрын

Parker Power will we see more of him is all I want to know. any updates?

@LeBonkJordan

6 жыл бұрын

No, because he's not a child singer with a tragic backstory

@elizab.7444

6 жыл бұрын

INTernal Jordan I think he's going on tour

@dante3190

6 жыл бұрын

Cinema 6R He lost, that last performance was his last, he got 3rd place

My writing teacher tought him when he was studying here in Montreal, and yesterday we video chat with him live in London before his show. He gave us amazing advise about writing, it was all so wise, simple and well thought. He is an amazing human being :) he was also just as funny talking to us live from his home than on the talent show!

"I'm black. 200 years ago this would've been an auction" I lost my head at that :D

"my ex was really kinky, i hope u better" lmaooooo mY LUNGS

*Thou shall not swap* -DEAD- 😂😂😂😂

Damn you, Daliso! Do you know how many times I've come back just to listen to your jokes over and over again? And the saddest part was, your jokes didn't even get old like I did.

"My rice uncle...Ben" 😂😂😂😂😂

I love Daliso he’s such a great jolly personality! Just seeing him happy makes me a lot happier and his funny jokes make me laugh even after 100 times watching it, he still makes me laugh 😂❤️ love you Daliso! 💕