I love how he goes from saying "this is what racial bigotry gets you" in regards to alt mer incest then immediately calls argonians livestock farmtools 😂

@BreddyK

11 ай бұрын

its not racist. Thats the literal oxford dictionary deffinition of the Argonians. just objects waiting to be used or told what to do. you wouldnt consider an AI Robot a Race of People, so why would you conside a soulless animal which doesnt even breath air or water a Race of People.

@TheSuperQuail

11 ай бұрын

that's the joke

@Jaden-Ring

11 ай бұрын

@@TheSuperQuail this was praising it

@castantino

11 ай бұрын

Was about to say the same thing lmao

@jam34786

11 ай бұрын

That would be ironic IF Argonians were people, which they are not.

“The two legged lizards that we know and own” im dead 💀

@velkonemriam1935

10 ай бұрын

Descendants of the “slavesaurus” 😂

@crib467

10 ай бұрын

Right after he just got done explaining High Elves and the flaws of their racial bigotry 😂

@nobodyspecial115

10 ай бұрын

Lower case "d" dwarfs 😂

@cesare_1302

10 ай бұрын

​@@crib467and before ranting about imperials oppressing other races for personal gain XDXD

@CraigStCyrPlus

5 ай бұрын

"egg-laying bipedal livestock." 😭

"And they became the Orcs, for they were yucky"

@mohawk4759

10 ай бұрын

had me dying

@privateupdate3747

5 ай бұрын

Me big strong poo-poo!! 😂🤣

@madisonsosa21

3 ай бұрын

No wonder I never liked the orcs

"Me Malakath! Me big, strong poo poo!" I. Fucking. Died.

@bizarrodrake

9 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@Zack_Wildfire

10 күн бұрын

Same

The Argonian and Khajiit bashing never ceases to make me crack up

@currentlyAddictedToKebab

10 ай бұрын

and Malacath lol

@TheDapperDragon

8 ай бұрын

I mean, when you're so outclassed in every way, you gotta cope somehow

@gandalf_thegrey

8 ай бұрын

​@@TheDapperDragontrue, that's why khajiit and argonian lovers get so defensive about them

@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle

7 ай бұрын

As a Khajit main At this point I don't even feel offended anymore

@AL-gy8fx

7 ай бұрын

The lizards that we know and own 🤣

"And they did what prisoners do to pass the time. F*CK." Man, AI is getting so good, I heard the energy in that one word.

@pharaohsmagician8329

11 ай бұрын

For real, I've already forgotten it's AI that is crazy good. I'm so excited for AI! Imagine AI NPCs and player character voices for dynamic radiant events and missions

@scout360pyroz

10 ай бұрын

I suspect they cut together multiple sequences that had been run through until the desired tone had come out

@Maxisamo1

9 ай бұрын

AI isn't nearly that good from the get-go The channel creator replied to me a while ago on another video and confirmed they have to go through multiple runs and cut different lines together It still requires a lot of human-input

@loveableheathen7441

3 ай бұрын

@@pharaohsmagician8329well this comment aged poorly 😂

I want Dagoth Ur to tell me the entirety of all the elderscrolls lore, including the books, over a 12 hour video. I love this!

@velkonemriam1935

10 ай бұрын

This is the way

@Pyrodorah

9 ай бұрын

This would be a good thing to honor the sixth house and tribe unmourned.

Every single part of this video is perfect and without flaw, so says the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

@jacobadam6804

11 ай бұрын

All hail Daddy D and the Sixth House Gang!

@Karstodes

11 ай бұрын

Fuck the Tribunal

@Shmandalf

8 ай бұрын

"It'll plateau" they said. "It'll stabilize" they said

Wood elves are allowed to eat animals, they arent purely cannibal. They would love cliff racer: a dinner which runs to you!

@mikecampos1193

11 ай бұрын

No wonder those dirty frenchy's I mean the the britons in Warhammer fantasy get along with those elves.

@Shmandalf

8 ай бұрын

So Argonians are on the table?

@joebob7483

8 ай бұрын

@@ShmandalfQuite literally

@firstnamelastname5925

3 ай бұрын

A cliff racer should be big enough to pick a male Bosmer and fly away with him lmao

“Oh- Oh my… I dare say I feel my Dagoth rising from the Ashen depths of my pantaloons.” 💯

I love the running gag of Dagoth being a massive hypocrite

@a.j.carter2294

4 ай бұрын

It’s a symptom of superiority, n’wah

@cowboydan507

2 ай бұрын

How can a God be a hypocrite? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

“ME MALACATH, ME BIG STRONG POOPOO. ME GOD KING OF POOPOO” and the followers of Trinimac rejoiced

The slaveosaurus is f’n incredible 😂

OK, the orc bit just about killed me. Didn't expect it to suddenly go to preschool playground-tier smack talk. 😂

This is absolute perfection and I refuse to change my mind. Comedic fucking gold. All hail Dagoth Ur.

@user-cq6ks3lo2e

11 ай бұрын

this is a masterpiece from the 6th house and the tribe unmourned!

Clintius Eastwoodius made me spit out my drink laughing 😂👍🏾

I swear, Dagoth Ur is the most amazing AI voice of all, I have no idea why, but everything he says sounds so perfect!

@ncsavant1192

8 ай бұрын

my belief is since it is an old game the audio quality is worse, meaning an AI's imperfections don't come off as strong.

@h3069

5 ай бұрын

​@@ncsavant1192help that Dagoth speaks in a sorta flat tone that is easy for the ai to mimic

Dagothdammit, ya got me with "Clintius Eastwoodius"

Learning lore is always more enjoyable when its lord Dagoth teaching you.

I lost it at " ME MALACATH! ME BIG STRONG POO-POO!"

What about the Snow Elves? The Falmer are still around to this day.

@willrogers3793

11 ай бұрын

If you’re speaking of the original Falmer, there’s exactly ONE of them. And he’s a simp for the chief boo-hoo-hooer of the Aedra, Auriel. If you’re talking about the variant that can still reproduce, they let themselves be turned into farm tools by the Dwemer, and since then they’ve degenerated into a bunch of albino, eyeless, fuck-ugly bug-fetishists. Goblins in all but name. Next.

@rifleman1002

11 ай бұрын

Still better than Argonians and Khajiits....and they're all blind, subterranean, and always hostile.

@user-lk7cv8vg7r

11 ай бұрын

@@rifleman1002 Better than humans too.

@RGX_DaedraSlayer

11 ай бұрын

After the Nords took over Skyrim, the Snow Elves were forced to migrate underground, where they encountered the Dwemer. The Dwemer accepted them but fed them certain mushrooms that would render their(and future offspring)senses futile. With the Dwemer long gone, the now called Falmer roamed Blackreach with revenge of the outside world. 🤌

@mrkeller8000

11 ай бұрын

@@RGX_DaedraSlayer The were always Falmer. It's just their mer name, like High Elves are Altmer and Dark Elves are Dunmer.

"Voices coarser than Clintius Eastwoodius" 😆

He's so woke yet so relentless. A real true neutral situation.

@Robertward111

11 ай бұрын

How is Dagoth Ur woke exactly?

@Robertward111

11 ай бұрын

@@JudasRose yus

@sekhmet7774

10 ай бұрын

@@JudasRose In other words he's a hypocrite

@WatersAbove77

10 ай бұрын

@@JudasRosenah, he’s just racist lmao.

@The_WatchList

10 ай бұрын

Average woke person irl lmao @@JudasRose

Truly the uncle ruckus of elder scrolls

@Chrisfragger1

9 ай бұрын

Uncle Ruckus hates his own race... Dagoth Ur, at least in this video showed only LOVE for his own race, the Dunmer. He is the OPPOSITE of Uncle Ruckus.

@Brasswatchman

6 ай бұрын

He'd have to be an Orc or an Argonian for that to work, wouldn't he?

@seangambogi7901

9 күн бұрын

@@Brasswatchman No he would be a redguard

I have a Breton spellsword character named “Nord McStrongfist” and has a dyed blonde beard, he’s trying to fool the nords into thinking he’s actually just a good old axe toting son of Skyrim, even though he melts peoples flesh off

This is damned hilarious. A worthwhile level of hilarious.

@concept5631

9 ай бұрын

Indeed

DJStudios has blessed us again with yet another Dagoth Ur content that honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

The Malacath bit had me cackling like a maniac for a good five minutes

If Vivec is a poet, Dagoth Ur is a Teacher.

Those cornrows were fire! Here’s to more badass hairstyles in tes hammerfell

Worth. The. Wait.

Every time I hear Dagoth's telling of Malacath's genesis, it is further confirmed for me.... I'm an ork at heart.

@blurqeqoherds

4 ай бұрын

I'm so sorry, man. That's rough.

It will be one crazy day when the dunmer realize that bretons, like them, are excellent in the usage of magic and weapons, the only difference being their far less prominent elven heritage. Also, imagine if the dunmer realized their Ancestors' Wrath would heighten bretons to an amazing point of magical aptitude.

@VanityOfEliCLee

10 ай бұрын

Bretons? You mean the most boring race on Nirn? Even Sloads are more interesting than generic medieval fantasy race.

@Tomewarden

10 ай бұрын

@@VanityOfEliCLee Firstly, that has absolutely nothing to do with my statement. Secondly, all of the races of Tamriel come from a fantasy archetype, so that statement doesn't make much sense. For example, orcs are dumb brutes, dark elves are assassins and magicians, wood elves use primarily ranged weapons and live in natural homes, nords are viking barbarians.

@Tomewarden

10 ай бұрын

@Leeloo_the_fox In the older games, bretons actually had pointy ears.

Dagoth Ur just doesn't want to acknowledge that his crush, Azura, created the Khajiit from elves, and declared them to be the smartest, quickest and most beautiful race in Tamriel.

The, "Oh *me* oh *my*" at the Imperial start cracked me

This is pure gold.

“Yucky fuckin dulaps” had me rolling

"Red Guards:" *Breaths deeply*

@denifnaf5874

2 ай бұрын

Engineer backwards is RED NI

I never thought of it this way until I first saw this video, but I love the idea that super nationalist dark elves look at the high elves and think of a culture that is akin to Alabama

Came here for Argonians and Orcs stayed for the rest

The disrespect for Khajiit in this is merciless lmao

"voices so hoarse as Clintus Eastwoodius" will now enter my everyday language lol

So if you shape some stones just so, so that they will sing when a strong winds blows through them, does that collection of stones count as a Tamrielic race?

@error-try-again-later

9 ай бұрын

Yes. But it will tragically be an outlander.

@blurqeqoherds

4 ай бұрын

A beast race, yeah.

This is now officially my new favorite channel

Very funny and informative video. I understand skipping the Khajeet but I could do with more info on orcs. He just shat on their daedric prince and moved on (pun was intended).

As a breton main, I cannot help but agree with Daddy Dagoth here.

@Greendawn-di3dl

2 ай бұрын

Don't meet many Breton mains; hail fellow. Good morrow to you!

@Frozenkoldfury

2 ай бұрын

@Greendawn-di3dl Hail to you as well ser. If you see any of my brothers or sisters, tell the Brahmir the Bronze says hello.

We gotta one day talk about each of the houses in detail Lord Dagoth lmfaooo

HAHAHA Slaveosaurus! Slavo Rapture Rex XD OMG My Sides! I Can't breath

unbelievably based and dagothpilled

YAY! I hope he never changes.

I'd love to hear Dagoth Ur's feelings about Cheydinhal and Count Andel Indarys.

Literally couldn't stop laughing at the orc bit! Love this channel!

The part about the orcs is gold 😂

YEAH NEW UPLOAD

Another quality production

His left hand kinda looks like the Ruby Dragon Claw

@M_Dun

3 ай бұрын

Right hand

Dagoth Ur 2024! We need a leader that's awake with facts and doesn't sleep on the job!

@mikecampos1193

11 ай бұрын

Make Morrowind Great Again.

After hearing him denigrate Alessia's relationship with Morihaus, I wonder what he would think of Pelinal. And other champions out of the history of Tamriel, not counting player characters.

When you talk about Malacath poking his hrad out like a turd it made me think about the rhino scene in Ace Ventuta 2.

"clintus eastwoodius" I'm done 😂

9:30 XD

That was great, definitely worthy of a 2nd listening as I cook dinner. 🎉

I know that lorkan tricked the aedra into creating nirn but like is there a cohesive chronological order for me to read these events because it would really help my writing XD Looking for sources in game is...not impossible but it gets a bit confusing for me.

@caixucook3

10 ай бұрын

Probably in uesp or r/teslore

@i_am_ravs

10 ай бұрын

there's no time back then lol, so there's no chronological order of the events pre Dawn. add to that the Dragon Breaks 😂

My lord Dagoth, when will your new TV series “Breaking Red Mountain” release? We loyal dreamers are eager to see your divine visage on our screens again.

That book reading section towards the end is legitimately the funniest Elderscrolls joke I have ever seen

dude i thought i knew nearly everything about the lore of the elder scrolls but damn this channel keeps proving me wrong

Keep slangin these videos out

Still killin it!

3:02 the slave-asauras LMAO

I wonder if they'll ever release an Elder scrolls game set in an earlier age. Maybe no iron, or maybe really rare iron/steel items. Only stone, Tin, copper, bronze glass and Daedric weapons. Maybe have Snow Elves and Dwemer be playable. Maybe have earlier elves too... Idk... I don't know all of the early lore, but I know its kind of deep. I imagine it would feel like peering into and trying to imagine a Biblical worldview that is before the deluge, so with Nephilim leaders and fallen angels and Chimeras running around... Obviously with Elder Scrolls lore, though. It just seems weird, but also interesting to me that there is so much ancient lore in the Elder Scrolls games that clearly indicates a very different world than the world you actually play in.

Love it man good shit 🤟🏻

I have replayed ME BIG STRONG POO POO! about a thousand times lol

Dagoth ur: Racial biggotry the worst, also dagoth: fuck all other races

😂"fucking geckos"

"Clintus Eastwoodius." 🤣🤣

Dagoth Ur, I have performed the sacred ritual and held my thumb up, as well as write to you on this parchment below.

Glad I clicked on this. Freaking awesome.

i love these

2:11 Jesus christ, the brutal ribbing the Argonians get. Holy shit.

I can't help it, I've been watching anything Dagoth Ur I can find. So dang hilarious

I watch so many of these videos I genuinely think I may be getting radicalised

“We know and own today”

I feel like I've watched dozens of videos like this. With descriptive insults delivered articulately, contrasted by crass language. Though, the targets were various. This time the targets are the Tamrielic races. Well done AI, truly well done. Perhaps only Sheogorath could have outdone you😄

Not even a minute in and I'm already cry-laughing! Spirtomb1831 must be seething right now!

YEAH BABY DJS BACK

This is the best video

As an Argonian with a proper education, I will ensure the eradication of 90% of the Dunmer people and capture the remaining 10% for use as Magefire Fodder in future endeavors in retaliation for the slander thrown against my fellow farm- people…my fellow people.

the orc origin sermon was wild lmao

THIS is how you honour the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

Oh my word, clintus Eastwoodius! I think I blacked out for a second, so good!

I think he likes the Dunmer

This video is a fucking masterpiece.

Remember kids, around elves, watch yourselves

ME GOD KING OF POO POO 👹

Do you have a patreon?

“Clinteuss east woodyus”💀💀💀 5:39

2:33 Omg I didn't expect the word "doolaps".

You leave my precious elf-blooded french boys and girls alone dagoth

"Imperial conquest and autocracy were horrendous, but when Nerevar returns and leads a Dunmer Conquest and Autocracy, now that will be a beautiful weekend."

I love you Dagoth, you'll always be funny