Holy hell… The land-mine prayer mat one was epic. That one’s going in the toolbox.

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Norris 👋

OMG guys! 😂 So many new good ones! I’ll add’em to my dad-a-base later!

@NPC_JBfive

10 ай бұрын

Ouch. That's good

@matejtanko5117

10 ай бұрын

This deserves more likes

@Last_Chance.

9 ай бұрын

Meh......

@MichaelFox-hq2vz

9 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

Congrats from Portugal, chaps. your jpkes and videos are what makes my day. keep up the good work.

Lol! 🤣😂 Got some new ones, some we've heard before but even the repeats are worth hearing again. In all honesty, I get just as much joy and laughter from all your reactions as I do from the jokes themselves. Please never stop doing these! 👏👏👏 Thank you for throwing an extra one in here from time to time. You all are amazing and I appreciate all of you! 🙂💙

That landmine joke was top tier😂😂

@phnelson033

10 ай бұрын

I can infer the basic premise from the punchline, but I do not have the foggiest idea what Mitch said they were "disguised as"

@lucastoffels4530

10 ай бұрын

​@@phnelson033as prayer mats

@lucvandijk1930

10 ай бұрын

​@@phnelson033landmines disguised as prayer mats

@AbDirkie

10 ай бұрын

@@lucvandijk1930 Yes, and then add prophets instead of profits.

@phnelson033

10 ай бұрын

@@lucvandijk1930 Definitely makes more sense than "permits" -- thanks

Eloise broke Jana! Twice!!

I love when Matt suppresses a laugh - it’s this awkward snickering

Love these

Uncle Ruckus from the boondocks!! Hahahahaha 🤣

Eloise has really improved holding her laugh back which is kind of a shame because she has an awesome laugh. But Leigh, if he starts laughing, I don’t know how anybody can keep from laughing once he goes.

The M & M's joke was one of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣

I use a variation of Leigh's joke almost every week at work. "Make like the Lion King and Mufasa!"

"Mufasster...DiddleySquats... ReptileDisfuntion"

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday……I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

That episode went by way too fast. Great job guys and thanks for the laughs!

My cowboy training isn't going too well. It's taking a while to learn the ropes.

@WeGotTheChocolates

10 ай бұрын

Hahaha love it

Two Irish men on a train, One man says aww look at that beautiful forest! The other says I would, if it wasn't for all those F'n trees!

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Poole

3 men walked into a bar; the fourth one ducked

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Copp

Nice! Adding some of these to my usage.

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Hi 👋

Definition of suprise. A fart with a lump in it.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

The purpose of the little toe is to locate furniture. !

Profits through the roof! Classic😂

@AbDirkie

10 ай бұрын

Prophets actually, right? Otherwise the pun wouldn't work.

@humpy125

10 ай бұрын

@@AbDirkie it's a homophone , so how it is spelt doesn't matter

Jana is slipping, mate. She used to be stone cold.

@baggetja1234

10 ай бұрын

Having a baby will do that, assuming “she still has the baby”

@ravenchunter

10 ай бұрын

@@baggetja1234 🤣🤣

4:20 what a perfect time to take it to that level of dark.

Planet Earth enters a room and sees Mars and Jupiter playing videogames so he says: "Why are you guys playing games all day long?" Which they replied: "Because we have no life."

Great content as always guys, and hello Gode looking at the comments

Funny! 😃

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Howard 👋

What do Wombats and Chainsaws have in common ? They both F**k up trees.

We need @daddy back on the dad jokes video lol

@WeGotTheChocolates

10 ай бұрын

He was probably in Bali for this one

Nice

A better version of the "walked into a bar" joke. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

If we submit jokes in the comments would you guys read them in a video? 2 Dyslexics run into a bank and yell "AIR IN THE HANDS MOTHER STICKERS, THIS IS A FUCK UP"

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Hey Adam

@Alemiha

21 күн бұрын

Fuck, that broke me

we want more of these with new jokes...

Loved it!😂It’s funny how one manages to successfully stifle a laugh at some real good ones and then the stupidest,most lame and light weight joke gets u and all the pent up laughter from the earlier jokes comes rushing out😅It was the “light blue” joke for me 🤪.That “Plagiarism” joke was a real goodun.❤from India 🇮🇳

Nice. Seems that Eloise is a bit of an unsung stud with this joke action...top notch effort from her 🤘

How does an astronaut mow the lawn? DUH, they have AstroTurf.

This one is epic. Mostly harmless and inoffensive Dad jokes, apart from the landmine one. Watch and enjoy, with a beer or several.

I’m going crazy trying to understand the red apple green apple one lol

@gblakev

10 ай бұрын

I think that was the point.

@shreediculous

9 ай бұрын

me tooo aaah

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyway.

I tried garage sailing once, but it sank. Alternatively: I went garage sailing once, my garage is still at the bottom of the lake.

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Troyer😂

More and new please....

Can someone explain the apple joke to me @ 2:56 please? (what's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?). I don't get it?

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Hi 👋

Why did the dyslexic keep failing at suicide? He kept running out behind the bus.

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Hey Tanner 👋

I'm surprised Leigh didn't know the answer to the lazy people one, as we all know how on the ball he is when doing things for your pod cast's.

What is the difference between a chicken? I has both legs equal, especially the left one. Why is a crocodile more green than long Because he is green both along and across, but is long only along Why is a crocodile more long than green? Because he is green only on the back side but is long on both sides

Yall vs YeahMad!

what was the landmine joke? 4:19 , landmines disguised as bremmets? i cant figure out what word he is saying lol

@msclrhd

10 ай бұрын

prayer mats

@Spreadsheets_and_pizza

10 ай бұрын

Prayer mats

@AbDirkie

10 ай бұрын

Prayer mats, hence the PROPHETS going through the roof ;)

@raafmaat

10 ай бұрын

@@AbDirkie thanks, for some reason i kept hearing it wrong!

I still don’t get the pilot one

@lukesefton5050

10 ай бұрын

The two meanings in that one is pilot: someone who fly's a plane and pilot: the term for the first/test episode of a show.

I was taking jungling classes? maybe juggling classes would have worked better...

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Wayne Andrew 👋

I don't get the red and green apple one.

@jadanejda9674

10 ай бұрын

It's just about subverting expectations. Like, what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. There's no real answer, but it wasn't what you expected. The apple one is also about stating the obvious, because you never believe that to be the answer, as there usually would be a clever punchline. Like, what's brown and sticky? A stick. Or, what's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

@kosmobutler

10 ай бұрын

But how can they both be red if one’s green?

@SverigeiSverige

10 ай бұрын

@@kosmobutlerExcept!

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? And udder failure.

The Frenchman said "wait"... I did not get this one. Can someone care to explain? Thanks.

@Spreadsheets_and_pizza

10 ай бұрын

He said “Oui” (Wii)

3:27 come on guys get smaller mics - can't see the attempts to not laugh! 😄

@WeGotTheChocolates

8 ай бұрын

Hahaha yeah we have sorted this now 😂

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse

😄😳😲😀👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Wait, Leigh and Skin are different people??

What do you call an overweight person who talks to the dead? A Large

A dyslexic walks into a bra....

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

Mark 👋

No more re-posts please. New material please! :)

@WeGotTheChocolates

10 ай бұрын

These are all jokes that haven’t been in our longer videos before 😂

@kallamamran

10 ай бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates Then many of them has been in shorts right!? Because I'm dead certain I have seen many of them before... Keep it up! :D I'll keep watching and I'll keep laughing :D

@WeGotTheChocolates

10 ай бұрын

@@kallamamran haha you might be right there

I still don't get the wig joke... anyone?

@wademesser1346

9 ай бұрын

toupee... to pay... 🤷🏻‍♂️

it's sh.....

You can cut the sexual tension between Jana and Elouise with knife !!

@Joogaberry

10 ай бұрын

You reckon they wanna bump uglies? I really don't see that in their interactions

@malcolmrowe9003

10 ай бұрын

I just thought they were taking the 'try not to laugh' aspect a lot more seriously than the guys.

@dubio77

8 ай бұрын

What? ROFL

I said to my female friend "I'm sorry but me and john were talking about what you'd look like naked" she said "you disgust me" I said "yes, we did"

@HannahRoot55

8 ай бұрын

DavenPort 👋