Dad Jokes Compilation! Did You Get All of These?

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This is another compilation of jokes we filmed back in the earlier days, but that never quite made it to KZread for some reason (that reason being we didn't have any idea what we were doing).
Hope you enjoy! Let us know what you think or if you've got any special requests in the comments below!
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  • @jnorris8649
    @jnorris86499 ай бұрын

    Holy hell… The land-mine prayer mat one was epic. That one’s going in the toolbox.

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Norris 👋

  • @scotianman77
    @scotianman7710 ай бұрын

    OMG guys! 😂 So many new good ones! I’ll add’em to my dad-a-base later!

  • @NPC_JBfive

    @NPC_JBfive

    10 ай бұрын

    Ouch. That's good

  • @matejtanko5117

    @matejtanko5117

    10 ай бұрын

    This deserves more likes

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    9 ай бұрын

    Meh......

  • @MichaelFox-hq2vz

    @MichaelFox-hq2vz

    9 ай бұрын

    😅😅😅😅

  • @TheJachega
    @TheJachega10 ай бұрын

    Congrats from Portugal, chaps. your jpkes and videos are what makes my day. keep up the good work.

  • @bubzilla6137
    @bubzilla613710 ай бұрын

    Lol! 🤣😂 Got some new ones, some we've heard before but even the repeats are worth hearing again. In all honesty, I get just as much joy and laughter from all your reactions as I do from the jokes themselves. Please never stop doing these! 👏👏👏 Thank you for throwing an extra one in here from time to time. You all are amazing and I appreciate all of you! 🙂💙

  • @jubbjubbs4
    @jubbjubbs410 ай бұрын

    That landmine joke was top tier😂😂

  • @phnelson033

    @phnelson033

    10 ай бұрын

    I can infer the basic premise from the punchline, but I do not have the foggiest idea what Mitch said they were "disguised as"

  • @lucastoffels4530

    @lucastoffels4530

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@phnelson033as prayer mats

  • @lucvandijk1930

    @lucvandijk1930

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@phnelson033landmines disguised as prayer mats

  • @AbDirkie

    @AbDirkie

    10 ай бұрын

    @@lucvandijk1930 Yes, and then add prophets instead of profits.

  • @phnelson033

    @phnelson033

    10 ай бұрын

    @@lucvandijk1930 Definitely makes more sense than "permits" -- thanks

  • @tahoemike5828
    @tahoemike582810 ай бұрын

    Eloise broke Jana! Twice!!

  • @dubio77
    @dubio778 ай бұрын

    I love when Matt suppresses a laugh - it’s this awkward snickering

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba10 ай бұрын

    Love these

  • @alecscaba
    @alecscaba3 ай бұрын

    Uncle Ruckus from the boondocks!! Hahahahaha 🤣

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow9 ай бұрын

    Eloise has really improved holding her laugh back which is kind of a shame because she has an awesome laugh. But Leigh, if he starts laughing, I don’t know how anybody can keep from laughing once he goes.

  • @renemuller5114
    @renemuller511410 ай бұрын

    The M & M's joke was one of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣

  • @1one3_Racing
    @1one3_Racing10 ай бұрын

    I use a variation of Leigh's joke almost every week at work. "Make like the Lion King and Mufasa!"

  • @4LayersOfStrength
    @4LayersOfStrength10 ай бұрын

    "Mufasster...DiddleySquats... ReptileDisfuntion"

  • @justinjermyn7875
    @justinjermyn787510 ай бұрын

    My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday……I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

  • @FindingAmerica
    @FindingAmerica10 ай бұрын

    That episode went by way too fast. Great job guys and thanks for the laughs!

  • @EvilTwin559
    @EvilTwin55910 ай бұрын

    My cowboy training isn't going too well. It's taking a while to learn the ropes.

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    10 ай бұрын

    Hahaha love it

  • @simonpoole2635
    @simonpoole263510 ай бұрын

    Two Irish men on a train, One man says aww look at that beautiful forest! The other says I would, if it wasn't for all those F'n trees!

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Poole

  • @russellcopp6968
    @russellcopp696810 ай бұрын

    3 men walked into a bar; the fourth one ducked

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Copp

  • @NPC_JBfive
    @NPC_JBfive10 ай бұрын

    Nice! Adding some of these to my usage.

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Hi 👋

  • @FuzzyWCTX
    @FuzzyWCTX10 ай бұрын

    Definition of suprise. A fart with a lump in it.

  • @simonpoole2635
    @simonpoole263510 ай бұрын

    Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

  • @ourv9603
    @ourv96039 ай бұрын

    The purpose of the little toe is to locate furniture. !

  • @humpy125
    @humpy12510 ай бұрын

    Profits through the roof! Classic😂

  • @AbDirkie

    @AbDirkie

    10 ай бұрын

    Prophets actually, right? Otherwise the pun wouldn't work.

  • @humpy125

    @humpy125

    10 ай бұрын

    @@AbDirkie it's a homophone , so how it is spelt doesn't matter

  • @ravenchunter
    @ravenchunter10 ай бұрын

    Jana is slipping, mate. She used to be stone cold.

  • @baggetja1234

    @baggetja1234

    10 ай бұрын

    Having a baby will do that, assuming “she still has the baby”

  • @ravenchunter

    @ravenchunter

    10 ай бұрын

    @@baggetja1234 🤣🤣

  • @ShadowStrike28
    @ShadowStrike2810 ай бұрын

    4:20 what a perfect time to take it to that level of dark.

  • @Nako3
    @Nako310 ай бұрын

    Planet Earth enters a room and sees Mars and Jupiter playing videogames so he says: "Why are you guys playing games all day long?" Which they replied: "Because we have no life."

  • @aid037
    @aid03710 ай бұрын

    Great content as always guys, and hello Gode looking at the comments

  • @eldonhoward7925
    @eldonhoward792510 ай бұрын

    Funny! 😃

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Howard 👋

  • @jackheripper816unknown8
    @jackheripper816unknown88 ай бұрын

    What do Wombats and Chainsaws have in common ? They both F**k up trees.

  • @richardcarbone7075
    @richardcarbone707510 ай бұрын

    We need @daddy back on the dad jokes video lol

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    10 ай бұрын

    He was probably in Bali for this one

  • @sourabhmayekar3354
    @sourabhmayekar335410 ай бұрын

    Nice

  • @willythemailboy2
    @willythemailboy28 ай бұрын

    A better version of the "walked into a bar" joke. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

  • @adambriggs22
    @adambriggs2210 ай бұрын

    If we submit jokes in the comments would you guys read them in a video? 2 Dyslexics run into a bank and yell "AIR IN THE HANDS MOTHER STICKERS, THIS IS A FUCK UP"

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Hey Adam

  • @Alemiha

    @Alemiha

    20 күн бұрын

    Fuck, that broke me

  • @divarachelenvy
    @divarachelenvy10 ай бұрын

    we want more of these with new jokes...

  • @ChidiyaSethi
    @ChidiyaSethi10 ай бұрын

    Loved it!😂It’s funny how one manages to successfully stifle a laugh at some real good ones and then the stupidest,most lame and light weight joke gets u and all the pent up laughter from the earlier jokes comes rushing out😅It was the “light blue” joke for me 🤪.That “Plagiarism” joke was a real goodun.❤from India 🇮🇳

  • @phnelson033
    @phnelson03310 ай бұрын

    Nice. Seems that Eloise is a bit of an unsung stud with this joke action...top notch effort from her 🤘

  • @leftblank131
    @leftblank13110 ай бұрын

    How does an astronaut mow the lawn? DUH, they have AstroTurf.

  • @afischer8327
    @afischer832710 ай бұрын

    This one is epic. Mostly harmless and inoffensive Dad jokes, apart from the landmine one. Watch and enjoy, with a beer or several.

  • @kosmobutler
    @kosmobutler10 ай бұрын

    I’m going crazy trying to understand the red apple green apple one lol

  • @gblakev

    @gblakev

    10 ай бұрын

    I think that was the point.

  • @shreediculous

    @shreediculous

    9 ай бұрын

    me tooo aaah

  • @SilenceIsFoo
    @SilenceIsFoo8 ай бұрын

    What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyway.

  • @stephentroyer3831
    @stephentroyer38319 ай бұрын

    I tried garage sailing once, but it sank. Alternatively: I went garage sailing once, my garage is still at the bottom of the lake.

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Troyer😂

  • @hanstusk1731
    @hanstusk173110 ай бұрын

    More and new please....

  • @andrewhasso14
    @andrewhasso149 ай бұрын

    Can someone explain the apple joke to me @ 2:56 please? (what's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?). I don't get it?

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Hi 👋

  • @williamtanner9740
    @williamtanner97408 ай бұрын

    Why did the dyslexic keep failing at suicide? He kept running out behind the bus.

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Hey Tanner 👋

  • @robn71
    @robn7110 ай бұрын

    I'm surprised Leigh didn't know the answer to the lazy people one, as we all know how on the ball he is when doing things for your pod cast's.

  • @CosminNecula
    @CosminNecula10 ай бұрын

    What is the difference between a chicken? I has both legs equal, especially the left one. Why is a crocodile more green than long Because he is green both along and across, but is long only along Why is a crocodile more long than green? Because he is green only on the back side but is long on both sides

  • @FuzzyWCTX
    @FuzzyWCTX10 ай бұрын

    Yall vs YeahMad!

  • @raafmaat
    @raafmaat10 ай бұрын

    what was the landmine joke? 4:19 , landmines disguised as bremmets? i cant figure out what word he is saying lol

  • @msclrhd

    @msclrhd

    10 ай бұрын

    prayer mats

  • @Spreadsheets_and_pizza

    @Spreadsheets_and_pizza

    10 ай бұрын

    Prayer mats

  • @AbDirkie

    @AbDirkie

    10 ай бұрын

    Prayer mats, hence the PROPHETS going through the roof ;)

  • @raafmaat

    @raafmaat

    10 ай бұрын

    @@AbDirkie thanks, for some reason i kept hearing it wrong!

  • @kaeoss4478
    @kaeoss447810 ай бұрын

    I still don’t get the pilot one

  • @lukesefton5050

    @lukesefton5050

    10 ай бұрын

    The two meanings in that one is pilot: someone who fly's a plane and pilot: the term for the first/test episode of a show.

  • @Absfor30
    @Absfor3010 ай бұрын

    I was taking jungling classes? maybe juggling classes would have worked better...

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Wayne Andrew 👋

  • @Angelsilhouette
    @Angelsilhouette10 ай бұрын

    I don't get the red and green apple one.

  • @jadanejda9674

    @jadanejda9674

    10 ай бұрын

    It's just about subverting expectations. Like, what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. There's no real answer, but it wasn't what you expected. The apple one is also about stating the obvious, because you never believe that to be the answer, as there usually would be a clever punchline. Like, what's brown and sticky? A stick. Or, what's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

  • @kosmobutler

    @kosmobutler

    10 ай бұрын

    But how can they both be red if one’s green?

  • @SverigeiSverige

    @SverigeiSverige

    10 ай бұрын

    @@kosmobutlerExcept!

  • @Dwayne_Bearup
    @Dwayne_Bearup9 ай бұрын

    What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? And udder failure.

  • @unperrier5998
    @unperrier599810 ай бұрын

    The Frenchman said "wait"... I did not get this one. Can someone care to explain? Thanks.

  • @Spreadsheets_and_pizza

    @Spreadsheets_and_pizza

    10 ай бұрын

    He said “Oui” (Wii)

  • @sparkyUK
    @sparkyUK8 ай бұрын

    3:27 come on guys get smaller mics - can't see the attempts to not laugh! 😄

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    8 ай бұрын

    Hahaha yeah we have sorted this now 😂

  • @paulgal
    @paulgal9 ай бұрын

    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse

  • @Rose-jz6ix
    @Rose-jz6ix10 ай бұрын

    😄😳😲😀👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @kaldo_kaldo
    @kaldo_kaldo9 ай бұрын

    Wait, Leigh and Skin are different people??

  • @Pdirac9
    @Pdirac910 ай бұрын

    What do you call an overweight person who talks to the dead? A Large

  • @markt1387
    @markt13879 ай бұрын

    A dyslexic walks into a bra....

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    Mark 👋

  • @kallamamran
    @kallamamran10 ай бұрын

    No more re-posts please. New material please! :)

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    10 ай бұрын

    These are all jokes that haven’t been in our longer videos before 😂

  • @kallamamran

    @kallamamran

    10 ай бұрын

    @@WeGotTheChocolates Then many of them has been in shorts right!? Because I'm dead certain I have seen many of them before... Keep it up! :D I'll keep watching and I'll keep laughing :D

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    10 ай бұрын

    @@kallamamran haha you might be right there

  • @coon155
    @coon1559 ай бұрын

    I still don't get the wig joke... anyone?

  • @wademesser1346

    @wademesser1346

    9 ай бұрын

    toupee... to pay... 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @indicoterium
    @indicoterium8 ай бұрын

    it's sh.....

  • @MrJango234
    @MrJango23410 ай бұрын

    You can cut the sexual tension between Jana and Elouise with knife !!

  • @Joogaberry

    @Joogaberry

    10 ай бұрын

    You reckon they wanna bump uglies? I really don't see that in their interactions

  • @malcolmrowe9003

    @malcolmrowe9003

    10 ай бұрын

    I just thought they were taking the 'try not to laugh' aspect a lot more seriously than the guys.

  • @dubio77

    @dubio77

    8 ай бұрын

    What? ROFL

  • @samdavenport4604
    @samdavenport46049 ай бұрын

    I said to my female friend "I'm sorry but me and john were talking about what you'd look like naked" she said "you disgust me" I said "yes, we did"

  • @HannahRoot55

    @HannahRoot55

    8 ай бұрын

    DavenPort 👋

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