3:46 We've decided that the jello shots were disgusting... So we're feeding them to Shigaraki because he has no taste

@Darius23Oncia

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@issyguinn7895

3 жыл бұрын

omh true

@xX-Hello-Xx

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Hawks: I need a shot Dani: shot shot shot shot shot Me: EVERY BODY!!

@Flamethrower-oc9ot

4 жыл бұрын

Dabi

@hebanaji5603

4 жыл бұрын

Ummm it’s “dabi” not dani

@bigoldhonkers

4 жыл бұрын

@@hebanaji5603 it’s obviously a typo. They know. You don’t need to correct them.

@Flamethrower-oc9ot

4 жыл бұрын

I know it was auto correct

@bodega197

3 жыл бұрын

XD

‘Never have I every been gay’ Hawks: downs the rest of the glass

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

he do be gay tho

@keigotakami1174

3 жыл бұрын

I am not gay thank you very much, I was lying and not telling the truth, trust me on this I totally am not gay this is incorrect.

@rurusstar

3 жыл бұрын

@@keigotakami1174 gae bird

@phil_aziraphale

3 жыл бұрын

@@keigotakami1174 suuurrrrreeeeeee Hawks suuuuurrrrrreeee

@justarandomgenz9069

3 жыл бұрын

@@keigotakami1174 oh hawks even ik that was a lie

Drunk Hawks transforms into Present Mic And I love how Dabi is trying to keep his identity a secret but asks Hawks 'aRe YoU fUcKiNg Me AnD mY dAd?'

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

hawks likes to S C R E A M (loud birb) drunk dabi just sucks at hiding his identity, lol

Dabi is ready pass out from alcohol poisoning at this point. "Never have I ever worn a helmet and women's lingerie" Hawks "Wait what kind of helmet?" LOL Dabi "Somebody doesn't want to feel alone"

Ok dabi was a whole ass mood till hawks said "I'm mixing the cheapest vodka with the cheapest diet soda cause that's who I am" then dabi was a mood again, then hawks was a mood when he called himself thick

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

hawks is a very relatable bird man and dabi is a human disaster,,, someone please help these men

@str1derr0s3

4 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner I just realized you replied to my comment, this made my day so much better even tho it was a week ago that you responded, also FYI I am under 18 and I do not drink it was just a fucking mood. And I do want to say I love your content it always makes me laugh

I like how as Dabi gets more drunk he gets more of a slur to his voice-

I love how Dabi inerupts hawks with the blacknparade🖤

@cryptidcorner

3 жыл бұрын

he's goth!

Hawks after : but can I still drink more. Dabi : well you *can* but if you want to be somewhat alive tomorrow, you shouldn't. Hawks : all I heard was bottoms up.

I die laughing every time a Dabi asks “Are you f me and my dad” to Hawk 🤣

Hawks: never have I ever set my self on fire “gives dabi the drink Dabi: no actually it’s always on purpose

@cryptidcorner

3 жыл бұрын

he knows what hes doing

I wanna know who put the run around in my house wearing only women’s underwear and a helmet question there

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

ME TOO

@Sailor_Doom

4 жыл бұрын

cryptid corner cosplay I think that person just wants to find one of their kind

Dabi: Vodka Me: THE RUSSIAN SMOOTHIE

Dabi: *slurred* never have i ever tasted feet like yoursss *down for count taking a drink* Hawks: yeahhh babyyyyy! Me: *litterally yelled* i wanna be friends with these people!

@beatriceeldridge2051

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes it I was they age I would Defo be they freinds

I love how I got a notification sound on the word gay. Like my tablet desperately trying to sensor this XD

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

your tablet can't censor all the gay,,, there's too much

@TheMoniMonster

4 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner Like it can try, but it sure as hell can't succeed XD

12:15 I am going to get this tattooed on my body, and nobody can stop me.

I just watched this again but drunk Way better than the first time watching

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

its better when you join us in the chaos

@mariahcarter5343

4 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner Agreed Also my dog picks the day that I get drunk to have her puppies😑

They already seemed drunk at the start. Lol

This whole video is just a whole damn mood XD. (I messed up)

Dabi never have i ever called myslfe fat me drinkes the whole bottle

Y'all are the highlight of my day tbh

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

uwu thank you

Dabi: you die you die Me: *playing in my head* what you gonna do

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

i love that vine!! (didnt even think about referencing it at that moment,,, i am a fool of missed oppurtunities)

Me watching this with my mom who watches bnha and ships dabihawks with me laughing our asses off while eating bagels

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

you my guy are living the best possible life (hello my name is jeff and i love bagels)

@eatgrasswithafork9582

4 жыл бұрын

The question is, have you had a real bagel from a Jewish deli with lox and such

I love how as they progressively start getting drunk it just turns more gay and random.♡(∩o∩)♡

“Never have I ever drank some of my parents alcohol” Me: Welp- Give me some of that I’ve done that sadly- It’s been 2 times qwq

Hawks is THE wing man

@Shiloh_has_a_bird

4 жыл бұрын

Literally

Hawks: 4:06 Me: Back in highschool I bust and hit the gram

I got the 69th view Nice

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

hell yea bro

alternate title: hawks gets fucking trashed for 20 minutes

"Never have I ever had sex in a tent" Hawks- *drinks* me on the other side of the screen- *WHO DUH FUKK!?* I enjoyed watching you guys become drunk very slowly xD I can see the dramatic change when Dabi took out the skull glass xD

that high note at 18:08 nice!

I AM SPEED!! I’m so early it’s unreal 😂

They start to act really drunk when near the end

Why can't I stop watching this it so Funny XD

I like that you guys are cursing but at the same time when you guys drink it and you have your pinky finger up like it's awesome.

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

dabi and hawks may say the fuck word, but they also know some manners!!

@fxnn420

4 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner I know right it's great

I wanna say you guys are awesome you make me smile and laugh keep up the amazing cosplays

Dabi: *drinks* I had a weird childhood

I'm bored and I'm watching your videos at almost 12 in the morning. so I'm just go say that I love your cosplays and keep up the good work. And happy pride month

This is awesome I can’t stop laughing 😂

Omg this is priceless

Disinfectant wipes to wipe away the embarassment and regret. 10/10 video.

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

dabi likes to keep it cleaN!

Oh my gawd imagine shigaraki seeing this ima get him he’s gonna burst

@Eli-hx4dw

4 жыл бұрын

His reaction was priceless XD wanna know what it was

@lavenderdoesart5844

4 жыл бұрын

Neko nezuko Kamado yes

Are you ducking me and my DAD!!

I almost cried due to falling off a swing I almost died due to falling off a swing, I couldn’t breathe for while

12:15 Parrots in the back ground right after His story “Wow.”

I also hate the colour orange

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

my (dabi's) reason for disliking orange is bc i went to the university of tennessee for two years and got tired of seeing bright orange everywhere

@porcelina956

4 жыл бұрын

DITTO I painted my nails plenty of colors but not oragne

@sarahands620

4 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner I'm a tetrachromat (I have 4 cones for colour reception not 3) so colours like yellow and orange give me headaches to look at.

13:40 after Dabi takes the shot Me:😮😮😮

@eatgrasswithafork9582

4 жыл бұрын

When hawks heard not with you, his reaction was great

"never have i ever watched myself cry in the mirror, hehe hah.. yeah." sad but true, and a very huge mood.

*'Are you fucking me AND my dad?'* This channel is fucking gold

I love your cosplay's guys💖🙏I apreciate your work and also this video just gived me such a god damn good vibe💥🔥❤️

I bet yall got a massive hangover 💀

I love this video

I saw this and I was like "Yess I love them their two gay bros cosplaying...two gay bros" and then I was like maeby I SHOULDN'T be this high at 5 pm on a tuesday

18:05 aye babyyyyyyyyy ooooooooooo! Hawks is so wasted! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Neighbor-assistantYN

3 жыл бұрын

They were already tipsy by 9 mins in.

This is epic. And know know not to add sprinkles to my jello shots.

Hawks! Why am I suprised?.. hawks has never been serious about his job and now he’s dating a villan.😑

“Never have I ever been to Paris... fuck haw”

No one: Me: Using soda as a replacement from alcohol to play with them... (Yeah I'm a kid shush)

why does Dabi sound like Sid the sloth....I need help

hawks beaing a lightweight drinker

@issyguinn7895

3 жыл бұрын

and dabi not

me: *hears shamanic awakening* perhap a SHIGGYonic awakening (shiggy waking dabi up in the morning)

@cryptidcorner

3 жыл бұрын

if shiggy wakes dabi up he gets to see his dog again

@midnightmoon7257

Жыл бұрын

​@@cryptidcorner well god damn xD

“ARE U FUCKING ME AND MY DAD!?!?” 👌😂

this is somehow the best thing ive ever watched

I'm sorry, "Shamaniac" killed me

This just made my fucking day.🤣🤣🤣Thank you for bringing light to my otherwise depressing and lonely life.

I've laughed while crying but never cried laughing

Never have I everRrRR

Why are you guys so relatable

0:15 the captions: *are you fucking sorry are you fucking sir do you really know*

You guys brighten my day sooo much !!!!

@rey5700

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I got noticed!!!!!!!

It may be 4 in the morning, but once Dabi sang "Welcome to the black parade" I instantly joined

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

emos unite!

@OfficialAtlass

4 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner Yes!

@shadowwolfgames2399

3 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this at almost 4:00 in the morning and it's worth it!!(couldn't bring myself to fall back to sleep😂)

@OfficialAtlass

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowwolfgames2399 Lmao it's 6 in the morning and I haven't slept 😂

@shadowwolfgames2399

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialAtlass 😂 I'm supposed to be up in two hours but I was up since two this morning😂

I almost died when I was being born I didn’t cry when I came out so wasn’t breathing

@Shiloh_has_a_bird

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

nobody: hawks: *apparently cured cancer*

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

hawks is a man of many talents

@angiegachie4193

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner true that

this was funny as hell.. subbing

I so need to do this with my mates it looked so fun

I never know if they are in character or not.

Me and dabi has the same idea for the Mariah Carey song thingy

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

former mall goths unite!!

Hawks is thic ;-;

Your a great singer

6:17 omg

Hawks sounds so sad that you didn't do the devils tango on a bridge with himm😭

@cryptidcorner

Жыл бұрын

he likes the high risk high reward of it all

*p r e e n m e*

" i know you know how to suck" what? :D

@cryptidcorner

Жыл бұрын

no u heard him XD

fun fact this was published a few days before my birthday XD

@cryptidcorner

3 жыл бұрын

ayee happy belated birthday then!

You both got wasted

I don't know if this is just me, but sometimes I don't take my hand off the mouse/trackpad when I go to like the video, and I actually end up pressing the dislike. Then I undo it and like the video, but start worrying that when they get a new KZread notification its just like, "DISEASED RATS DISLIKED YOUR VIDEO." XDDDDD

@cryptidcorner

3 жыл бұрын

we dont have notifications on for likes/dislikes! i dont know if thats a youtube thing in general, or if its just another case of me being an old man and not knowing how to adapt technology

GAS STATIONS HAVE HOT DOGS?!

@cryptidcorner

3 жыл бұрын

some of them!!

@sugarsprinkles3276

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryptidcorner that's amazing

@luvvmichi

3 жыл бұрын

7/11 does-

Dabi sounds like Sid from ice age

i litterly have pet rats rn lmfao

So you are actually together and if you are I think you guys are cute in a funny way

yassssssssssssssssssssss

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8:08 I have

16:00 shh I’m not here

That one dislike

@cryptidcorner

4 жыл бұрын

it's endeavor

@Eli-hx4dw

4 жыл бұрын

cryptid corner cosplay I thought it would be toga XD lol pffft

👍😊😊😊😊👍😍🥰🥰🤩🔥👍🍗

how are you still alive

@cryptidcorner

3 жыл бұрын

spite and good looks