This is, annoyingly realistic.

@gg1k

3 жыл бұрын

was 12 can confirm

@goblinoide

3 жыл бұрын

This is, an incorrect use of a comma.

@palathaxx

3 жыл бұрын

That comma...I hate it so much.

@radagasttheearthen

3 жыл бұрын

It is.

@varyingcontent1836

3 жыл бұрын

can confirm the druid in my group complains when screaming really loudly, and I quote "if you don't leave me alone then you are all Shrek simps." to zombies doesn't make them leave.

“This version of Big Chungus has no idea what Wheat Thins are.” is a sentence I was not expecting to hear during this video but also I am very happy that I did.

@CptCh4os

3 жыл бұрын

The hell are Wheat Thins though?

@ASnakeintheGrass

3 жыл бұрын

@@CptCh4os *gasp* Big Chungus has a KZread account!

@CptCh4os

3 жыл бұрын

@@ASnakeintheGrass I'm serious. I am no American

@Froggo9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@CptCh4os Its a cracker brand wheatthins.com/

@shyguywearingtie5491

3 жыл бұрын

@@CptCh4os If you are already on the internet and don't know what something is you can just open a new tab and type or copy-paste it into the search bar.

"That's it. I throw the sun at him." That is my new motto for anyone annoying I meet.

"my character had countless battles before, confronted many evils, traveled the whole world searching for power, is famous for hunting down massive creatures, escaped death many times, was forged by the trials of his land, killed countless enemies, was basically a god" *starts lvl 1, almost dies after fighting 1 bear and then die after trying to climb a rock and failing a roll*

"Not yet Sasuke" lmao I died, that line alone and I died

@mau_victorino

3 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTE GOLD!

@BatdadIsBestDad

3 жыл бұрын

ITS SO GOOD

@salmaakther5271

2 жыл бұрын

RIP

@victoremanuel3725

2 жыл бұрын

thats just what happened when you have a party of 12 - 16 xD

@just_some_guy32

2 жыл бұрын

Bru I'm 12 and I can confirm that this is funny but we did not do big chungess and laser armour but some people probably would do this if they were in the session

"Let's just go somewhere else." WAIT NO I'M SORRY!!!! dying

@TenArashi

3 жыл бұрын

This was the most accurate part hahahaha.

This reminds me of the one time I tried to DM for a bunch of stoners, while I was the only one sober. Herding cats isn't even close to a descriptor.

@ThisIsNotYourFriend

Жыл бұрын

That's weird, I'm always really high when playing and I'm the face of the party in 2 of the campaigns I play .

@nickevers9263

Жыл бұрын

Your mistake was being sober yourself.

@Blackenedwhiplash

Жыл бұрын

Yeah my dnd group are always smoking and drinking including the dm and it's an awesome time

@July-gj1st

Жыл бұрын

Wait what? I've DMed for stoners, yeah it's a bit difficult if they have short attention spam (I have a friend that has attention deficit so that + weed... well you can imagine) but it was the most fun ever. One of them started having a philosophy chat with the king of a country and basically after several persuassion rolls that somehow he managed to pass he literally convinced him of holding elections and they all ran for president.

@Blackenedwhiplash

Жыл бұрын

@@July-gj1st That's awesome

“The tarrasque was trained in martial arts” Never before have I been so terrified and inspired at the same time

I actually run dnd for kids, and I’ve only ever really had one kid like this, but there was one thing they all had in common, they were all murderhobos. Scary ones too. They described in disturbingly vivid detail tearing people apart, limb by limb, organ by organ, before finally killing them. First couple times were genuinely shocking. Now it’s par for the course. They also have low attention span so I just need to keep them in combat and they’re satisfied.

@BeckyNosferatu

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right, they're used to COD, I'll bet.

@thegreatandmightyseff7214

3 жыл бұрын

Wait till they actually watch a real gore video

@Nionivek

3 жыл бұрын

12 SEEMS a bit young for a few of these tropes.

@Zeratul795

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nionivek 12? Nah they like 8-10

@Nionivek

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zeratul795 From what I understand the world of children is often very bright and cheery on the surface... but is dark and scary in actuality. . Like Axe Cop... a police officer to chops "bad guys" heads off.

A friend of mine once asked me what the point of having rules and dice and set character classes is if the goal of D&D is to collectively tell a story. This. This is why.

@fitchfam6312

2 жыл бұрын

Or you’ll get some friggin sonic the hedgehog OC (Don’t steal) who’s basically a god and the entire story has to be around him or he just quits

@aegisofficial3819

2 жыл бұрын

@@fitchfam6312 coldsteel the hedgeheg

@Meatball996

2 жыл бұрын

@@aegisofficial3819 google Keith the hedgehog. It's a treat

@Jebu911

2 жыл бұрын

true when the story has no rules it ends up like game of thrones last season.

@oiopquatro4846

2 жыл бұрын

I play rpg without even a system, and I will tell you, I understand why every single number exists.

"The tarrasque was trained in martial arts" "But I'm a ninja"

@hannayapelekai1628

5 ай бұрын

martials in 5e be like

I don’t get the joke, this is just a regular dnd session.

@UGNAvalon

2 жыл бұрын

“It’s funny because it’s relatable!” _sigh_ “I hate my -life- friends.”

@UGNAvalon

2 жыл бұрын

@Euan Craig - strikethrough - -strikethrough- , _ italic _ _italic_ , * bold * *bold*

@arcane221

Жыл бұрын

-e-

@CouncilOfTheLostGoats

Жыл бұрын

As a sun throwing laser proof warlock, I concur.

@Moldylocks

Жыл бұрын

@@UGNAvalon -thanks-

*extremely casual voice* “That’s it. I throw the sun at him.”

@Liam-iv7wk

2 жыл бұрын

"NOOOO YOU CAYN'T YUOUR ALREADY DED!!"

@esmemclellan4341

2 жыл бұрын

"you throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it"

@stevdor6146

2 жыл бұрын

"Terrasque summons a trillion lions to stop the sun" cuz every 12 year old knows that a trillion lions could totally beat the sun

@tabithaalphess2115

2 жыл бұрын

The way he says it implies the only problem with that strategy is he's dead, as if his character could throw the sun under normal circumstances

Not accurate, you missed the edgy kid who plays the *inhales* Half Asimar half kalashtar Blood hunter Artificier Wizard With the Haunted One background and the Hollow One trait from the explorers guide to wildemount And he is haunted by his own very being. He does not run from evil because of that haunting, but also he hate divine beings because all the gods sent me down after killing numerous mortals (he was basically a god before that, but that doesn't really matter all that much). He had divine powers so he hate all of them for locking him in that mortal coil. Also, he refuses to be a victim, so that all back and forth causes a lot of doubt in his mind.

@shootingstardragon7764

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@VentingGragory

3 жыл бұрын

It says 12, not 24

@spiggly_digg

3 жыл бұрын

Seems too specific… *you played this character didn’t you*

@arthurmerkulov5904

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiggly_digg its from a previous video

@soundmind38

3 жыл бұрын

Players who make powerful characters is the video

“As you enter the dungeon you see a tarrasque.” “Again?” OMG IM DEAD ☠️ This was me and my brothers when we began playing!!

@EdKolis

2 жыл бұрын

Only one tarrasque? I solo packs of them in my sleep.

@phoenx8435

Жыл бұрын

@@EdKolis with your laser proof armour?

@EdKolis

Жыл бұрын

@@phoenx8435 And armor piercing lasers!

I have often joked that this is exactly what D&D is, we just have character sheets and dice so that we can't literally just do literally anything we want. excellent video, and excellent job capturing that rambling kid imagination energy.

@dudeinadoughboy4327

Жыл бұрын

D&D is this video but with gentleman's rules

This reminds me of when I was 12, back in the 2e days. My brother and I didn't realize you were supposed to buy The Players Handbook first, so we bought the Complete Wizards' Handbook instead and tried to reverse engineer all the rules based on that. This was pre-internet and we didn't know anyone else who played, so we had no idea how the game was supposed to be played and would just make up random stuff.

@tronche2cake

3 жыл бұрын

beep beep sheep boy, what the heck are you doing here?

@mcmew3427

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like straight up the most fun way to play DnD, to be honest. I mean who gives a rip about the rules if you all had fun with the ones you made up? Sounds like you guys had a blast either way!

@JacksonOwex

3 жыл бұрын

Those were the days though!!!

@spudsbuchlaw

3 жыл бұрын

What were your "rules"?

@christopherbryan160

3 жыл бұрын

So you played D&D the way everyone tried to play the Pokémon TCG? Wow.

I’m now making zombie laser eye tarrasque parents in my game

@Pundamental

3 жыл бұрын

The Lazer eyes might actually make the tarrasque balanced as it now can hit flying creatures and has a ranged attack, and zombies make everything cooler

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

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@gearbreaker9645

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@pokecoke4123

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pundamental that’s what I was thinking and then I was going to make it have less hp or armor class because of the fact it is a rotting undead so that it will still be fairly balanced

@pokecoke4123

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku no, I’m currently in the process of finding a wizard to use modify memory on me because that comity makes the emoji movie seam like a timeless masterpiece of comity

As some who played dnd when I was twelve, this is insanely accurate. One think that commonly happened was the players trying to kill each other and that wasn’t there but everything else was spot on.

@jakesvr4386

Жыл бұрын

I started at ten and ran a bandit camp. Idk wat yall where doing xD

Reminds me of when my group of friends who played pretend at recess would argue. So many overpowered, fairy, shapeshifter characters. I remember being partial to being a fox.

I remember kids playing out in the playground once and I overheard them talking, one was like "I have diamond armor now!" and another kid jumped forward with this heroic pose and said "we all have diamond armor now" and while it was precious, I also realized in that moment that this is what DnD would be without rules

@EdKolis

2 жыл бұрын

I have armor piercing lasers! Well then I have xentronium armor which is immune to armor piercing weapons...

@deathsheir2035

2 жыл бұрын

And now we have minecraft, and everyone can legit have diamond armor...

@bragsaint7824

11 ай бұрын

NO THE CREEPWR DOESNT KILL ME I HAVE BLAST PROTECTION V :V

"Kyle, that was three weeks ago. How could you expect me to remember that?" This was the most realistic line Ive heard from any 12 year old

@ohmygoditisspider7953

Жыл бұрын

I relate to this pretty hard. I'm 31.

1. Congratulations on your child, she's beautiful! 2. This is hilarious, thanks for brightening my day 3. I'd like to see DnD but the campaign is historically accurate

I’ve watched this video like 5 times and the “Not yet Sasuke” gets me every time. Audible, out-loud, laughter.

Can confirm, this is accurate. When me and my friends started playing dnd we were really young and we didn't know the system at all. We would just say we do something roll a dice and if we rolled high we would do it and if not we wouldn't that was the entire game. Also if you got a nat 20 you just instantly killed every enemy in a cool way and if you rolled a nat 1 you fell on your sword and died.

@butHomeisNowhere___

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds amazing. I'd ask you to tell us more, but I think you already told us literally everything 😂

@proxy90909

3 жыл бұрын

Well thats D&D without the extra steps

@dylanmoore6747

3 жыл бұрын

@@proxy90909 I think it's actually dnd with almost no steps.

@smartart6841

3 жыл бұрын

What if you had no sword

@proxy90909

3 жыл бұрын

@@smartart6841 on materializes and you get stabed by it I giess

This is one of the funniest skits so far

@ghostcatboy77

3 жыл бұрын

laser beam zombie tarrasque

@andreiZero1

3 жыл бұрын

Where do I know u from?...

@DolFan316

3 жыл бұрын

ONE of the funniest?!?!

@XPtoLevel3

3 жыл бұрын

❤️

@Partyboy200

3 жыл бұрын

@@XPtoLevel3 did you just type a heart out instead of literally pressing the button to give the comment a heart? nice. ♥

This reminds me of my cousin. A year ago when he first got into dnd with me, he showed me his character that he just made. “Lightning Fist” the first level fighter with 1000 strength, +53 to hit with all of his hits, and a pet gold dragon wrymling. 😂

@necromancedkoatle2727

6 ай бұрын

With 1000 strength, to have +53 to hit Lightning Fist would need a proficiency bonus of -442

US in WW2: That's it, I throw 2,000 suns at him.

"That's it, I throw the sun at it" "No you can't, you're already dead"

@antonymilne1346

2 жыл бұрын

I like how ONLY that is the reason he can't do that.

@EdKolis

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't stop Pharaoh Man. Wait, why was he weak to a light weapon if he had the power of the SUN?

@stevdor6146

2 жыл бұрын

"Terrasque summons a trillion lions to stop the sun" cuz every 12 year old knows that a trillion lions could totally beat the sun

@bartico6722

2 жыл бұрын

Who decided that?

@NathanPatrickLane

2 жыл бұрын

@@EdKolis I thought his power was PUNCH

1:58 "That's it, I throw the sun at him." Escanor needs to start copyrighting his techniques...

@comrade_roran

3 жыл бұрын

It’s copyrighted? Who decided that?

@ImADeity

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just going to say this now Escanor could snap and the tarasque would be dust You can't change my mind

That "Laser Proof Armor" was exactly what happened at my Table - even though it was "The Dark Eye". There is a Armor called "Mirror Armor" (literally translates), and its Text states its called that because the Tulamids (kinda Mamluks) "Heroes wore it polished brightly so the Sun of the Deserts reflects in it". Player insisted it is made from Mirrors and so the "Sunbeam"-like Spell from that Cleric does not harm him rather than reflecting it. Other Players, smugly grinning while knowing this beeing bullshite, supported him. So, I let the Spell reflect to all sides as the Armor is not completeley flat or even adjusted" and spreaded the Damage to the Party - exept the Dude in the Armor. Next Attack the Dude in the Armor lost it - it was Mirrors, remember. Also, he now has to fight in difficult Terrain and gets 1D4 Damage each round as long as he stays Fighting in that Area - Mirror Shards. Oh, and he got Disadvantage for 7 Years - Broken Mirror, y'know. That settled that sort of fuckery for the Future - or at least kept it down to some manageable degree. Oh, and that Dude plaed this Char on - proudly with all of that Shit. And he was a damn Fine Player later on, made us all laugh so hard. Due to disadvantage, he often had critical Fails - and had its Weapons stuck, fumbled them and such. So, he compensated by Carrying more than 18 bladed Weapons - thoose became his new Armor. He lost AC for Each new Weapon he drew but got more Agile and thus changed his Fightingstyle from AC-Tank to Rougelike in the End while fighting Matrix-Style throwing away "useless" weapons. Totally Epic. Because, before the "Final Fight" his 7th Year passed and suddenly, as his Char was build to counter Disadvantage, he had a lot of Advantage and thus Crits. Fought like the Lioness herself. He became a Patron of Adventurers, send when the Goddess of Fight sends one of "her" Saints. Suddenly, some completeley stupid and close to racists "Arabic Fighter" comes along, tries to seduce every Women (NPC and PC) with flowery Words (like "Your Hips are as beautifum as my Fathers Horses are" which is a compliment as Horses to him are kinda like Cows to a Hindu) while stumble around the Fighting Scene and go Wheatonlike from one Fail to another but soaking Fucktons of Damage away from the Party through sheer Distraction. Later on the Group can then learn about this "silly Dude" and how he saved the World, becoming the "Patron Saint of Endurance and Humbleness" even though he does exessive bragging and always partys hard. Always go with every shit. Thats the Fun with it when you are that young. And you shouldn't grow old. That's not healthy, growing old causes Death.

I'd love to have a battle like this, but like intentionally. No rules, no having to think about if you actually have it, just pure mind games, imagination, and chaos.

I’m disappointed there wasn’t a guy with an everything proof shield

@TheVortexKey

3 жыл бұрын

Nah thats just the Shield spell lol

@arkhevist

2 жыл бұрын

No i have a everything proof proof cannon

@clarkkent163000

2 жыл бұрын

Resilient Sphere

@loading...922

2 жыл бұрын

Nah man, that's me :p

@michaelp3609

2 жыл бұрын

@@PrincessMatrix we knew different 9 year olds

Hey Jacob this just a normal Dnd session.

@kjellnehring6390

3 жыл бұрын

Are you perhaps 12?

@bilale6857

3 жыл бұрын

This man is def 12. Or should I say boy

@mrlumpy524

3 жыл бұрын

My dnd sessions are people arguing about the science of my world

@user-tc1sx3qn7e

3 жыл бұрын

@@kjellnehring6390 no I just have very immature players

@WarmishTextbook

3 жыл бұрын

The Ultra Vision bit is just a player with Devil's Sight or some other advanced vision. Maybe Truesight now I think about it, but that's pretty difficult to get. "It's dark" "No, I can see in the dark" "Fine, it's *magical* darkness!" "No I see through that anyway"

Im ashamed to say that in my first game i actually threw the sun at the enemy

@Jervenshmine

Жыл бұрын

In my first campaign the sun was thrown at me

the "nOooO, 'cuz" was so spot-on it sent me back in time 10 years. I had to relive the 2010's to reach this moment again

The succubuses were on point today

@skyravenwoods

3 жыл бұрын

Shhg we cant let the masses know about his secret, they think that video is fake

@mayonaise8089

3 жыл бұрын

istn it succubi?

@rareinfinity9160

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayonaise8089 OOOPS

@MaglorNolatari

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayonaise8089 iirc for a lot of the latin words both can be used, though in this case succubi is definitely the most commonly used one

"Zombie Tarrasque Laser Beam Parents." We need this stat block.

@patatoe2124

2 жыл бұрын

Incoming!

I watched this thinking, “well, I’m sure there’s _something_ I can steal and put into my own campaign that is at least decently cool.” But there wasn’t.

I Dm for a high school group and this is so accurate here is some of the characters from my game. Small IQ the human sorcerer, Metal Shank the life cleric and Stronk the half orc paladin

My 9 year old and his best friend sound EXACTLY like this when they play D&D! Wow. I only discovered the hobby as an adult, but it’s fascinating to see how kids walk the line between being the nitty-grittiest memorizers of rules and lore vs. literally making EVERYTHING up for maximum drama or power.

First of all, ninja dont need to see so the darkness wouldnt impose disadvantage, especially on one that has shadow magic. Second, the terrasque laser should have gone through the armour because if Big Chungis went to the future to get the laser proof armour then the armour technology would exist now in the past, allowing the lasers makers to adapt to the armour. Third, Shadowblade spin attack deals magical damage, meaning the terrasque would still take some damage. Also, the terrasque had to multiclass for martial arts and lasers, meaning the ninja who single classed would be much better at martial arts.

@danacarajb

3 жыл бұрын

Also, the space colony would have been killed by the lasers. Obviously

@NanoMan737400

3 жыл бұрын

Get outta here nerd -those kids, probably

@_Tzer

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but he can just bladespin back

@patricktalksalot427

2 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhhh achualllwy..... ninja's rely on there senses ans spiritual perceptions, but this darkness is more than just a darkness to the eyes, it clouds the mind with the absence of sense which means shadow magic would do nothing, second the terrasque lasers wouldn't have gone through the armor because big chungis kept this technology hidden third if a terrasque can shoot lasers obviously he could just counter laser the magical damage because everyone knows that if magic meets laser, laser win, and the terrasque is actually magically martial and an artist so its really not a multiclass.

@UltimaDoombotMK1

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but of course you all forgot that the laser beam terrasque calls in its brethren when it gets to 50% health, including the Ultra Terrasque, which has a railgun installed in its left shoulder which can shoot neurotoxin shells which none of the good guys are immune to, and it also has magic breath which destroys the sanity of anyone it hits for 72 turns or time equivalent to one long rest

“Kyle, that was 3 weeks ago! You think I could remember that?!”

Honestly hearing their counters was extremely entertaining. "This version of Big Chungus doesn't know what Wheat Thins are" absolutely _killed_ me.

That thumbnail triggered visceral memories of trying to play rock-paper-scissors on the playground with shitty ten year olds

@kcrash7150

3 жыл бұрын

This brings back memories of play fighting "I have the bullet proof shield so you cant hurt me" "well i have the gun that shoots lazer bullets that can beat your shield" "Well my shield has a setting that lets me deflect lazers" I remember i was the only kid that played the "bad guy" and lost... does that mean i was a child dm?

@flameofmage1099

3 жыл бұрын

@@kcrash7150 yes

@GradyDP

3 жыл бұрын

NUH UH! I USED GOD SO I AUTOMATICALLY WIN!

@WeaponizedGoochsweat

3 жыл бұрын

Why do we make kids when they're so annoying?

@kellenoconnor4396

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, the classic RPS: Ultimate. My elementary school's biggest debate was if a ghost can get through a force field

As a 12yr old, I hate how accurate this is. whenever I try to make my friends play dnd. Like one of thier one-shots was just " So you all are in a house and then a figure pulls a lever and you fall into a trapdoor. 'Can I try to climb back u-' No."

@pricerowland

3 жыл бұрын

Stay the course kid, it does get better.

@alalalala57

3 жыл бұрын

@@pricerowland "but my backstory!"

@otto4005

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, full grown adults can be just as bad, but with extra steps

@Gyup523

3 жыл бұрын

Ye if I successfully get my friends into there gonna be like "my character nick Gur gonna use the master sword to kill him " like then they're gonna complain that is has to balanced and call the game shit

@necromancer9829

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? I tried getting 2 of my friends into dnd, and they’re literally joking around not even playing the game. I am in middle school, so it’s so hard to find good friends that make playing dnd fun

The part of this that's going to stick with me is that "Big Chungus" is the correct name for the moon druid/ bear totem barbarian multiclass.

I misread the title as "D&D but everyone is level 12". The worst part is I nodded along like "Lol, that's so true" the whole time.

I see my 15 year old self in this skit and I hate it. A+ work.

@markpetersen290

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I didn't know about dnd when I was a kid because I know I would've been like this

@danieleorlandi3783

3 жыл бұрын

I am 15 now and... i am not very proud of my players. But that time we reversed a piece of meat into a cow and then into a minotaurus, with a healing potion and a frying pan... oh boy that was fun

I'm 18 and I hate myself for laughing every time he said big chungus.

@shapecrafterstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Dude… I’m in my twenty’s

@kapitan19969838

2 жыл бұрын

Mate I'm 22 and I just covered my desk lamp in spit when I heard Big Chungus you're okay

@fitchfam6312

2 жыл бұрын

Big chungus… Now laugh at the funny words from 2 months ago which is now completely irrelevant but you will laugh… I SAID LAUGH AT THE FUNNY WORDS

@kapitan19969838

2 жыл бұрын

@@fitchfam6312 Dude, we're laughing... chill...

@shapecrafterstudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@fitchfam6312 no… he has a point

"Not yet Sasuke" hit me harder than a thirtieth level Bakugan being synchro summoned from the 4th circle of loss while Acererak Fortnite master chiefs all of my rotting corpse.

@michaelnello9459

3 жыл бұрын

*dabs in zombie tarrasque laser beam parents*

Zombie Tarrasque Laser Beam Parents. Never has a more perfect phrase been uttered. I'm making that the core of my next dnd campaign. I'm 36 years old.

It is terrifying how well you managed to get the stutter perfect.

c'mon Sasuke, everyone knows that magical darkness cant be pierced by light beams unless you take the ultra light magic adept feat

Binging your videos after panic attack and really tough breakup. Thanks for the content you're always a comfort and so entertaining!

Jacob is too good at this..... JACOB IS ACTUALLY 3 TWELVE YEAR-OLDS IN A JACOB-TRENCH COAT!

More like 10 but this was fuckin hilarious nonetheless the "yesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesno" was very accurate.

@thecoleslaw

3 жыл бұрын

just take the L kiddo lol

@user-fz2hz7fo2c

3 жыл бұрын

NU UH

@Loromir17

3 жыл бұрын

More like 25

The new season of Stranger Things is looking good.

@themartianmantis2694

3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing

*Flashback to middle school era D&D* jesus christ in handbasket every character was every bad trope rolled into one

I once knew a 12 year old that played fantasy make believe with his friend, once I stepped in to try and get to know him better , and this is exactly how it went.

It is sad how much the "This Darkness is too powerful" is actually baked into dungeons and dragons. "This is MAGICAL DARKNESS! it beats your darkvision!"... "Well I have true sight"... "This is... GREATER MAGICAL DARKNESS! It is even MORE impervious to sight! Ohh and it is FOGGY!".

@sheridan5175

Жыл бұрын

It's even in a harry potter book lmaooo Even darker darkness is pretty common ig

@kaiju9363

Жыл бұрын

The dm could just say the dungeon has a curse that inflicts blindness

@hervymarquezgarcia1079

Жыл бұрын

@@kaiju9363 the lich was smart and put up a fog machine in it's dungeon. Y'all are afflicted with teary eyes til you leave

@alienbastard55

Жыл бұрын

@@kaiju9363 blindness affects vison and darkvision but not true sight, so it's like magical darkness, not even the strongest darkness

This is literally what kids do while playing outside

1:16 THE STUTTERING LMAO AND THAT THOUSAND YARD STARE

This version of big chungus has no idea what wheat thins are

As someone who played pretend with younger siblings, this is too real for me

I think the bit that got me the most was the campaign lasting 3 sessions total including character creation. Back in high school we used to spend more time making characters than playing as someone would claim to have a "great idea" for a game - we'd then make characters, take a videogame or movie break, and then it would be time to make new characters for the next great idea.

@boneman8057

2 жыл бұрын

great news: those are your npcs

As a 13 year old trying to start a campaign I can relate to the frustration of stubborn players

I have a player who made a Kenku named Dad so now I always have to call him Dad while we’re playing

I've never cringed harder. Good job, very accurate.

“That’s it, I throw the sun at him” *activate kettle mode*

This is just what I needed today. Thank you.

The dude with the brown hair definitely still plays as he gets older

I wanna know how Jacob got a hold of my DM notes….

@JT_Lich

3 жыл бұрын

I swear he got part of mine, too...

@dementededge3266

3 жыл бұрын

You guys are getting notes?

When I was 12, I went to a DnD birthday party and it was my first ever experience playing Dungeons and Dragons. The only thing I remember was the party finding a broken-down carriage and one of the other players arguing with the DM for an hour about HOW the carriage can be searched. I didn't pay attention half the time during that session.

@Jervenshmine

Жыл бұрын

My first session was when I was 12 and it was online. I played minecraft half the time while the dm was talking about how my friend killed some among us dude in a cave and rich dudes were killing themselves or something. And then we needed to go find color for grey frogs or something and I rolled a nat 20 on chill touch to grab rainbow wool from the sheep and I still failed. Then my character was put through the worst pain he's ever felt I his life or something. Idk man, I was just vibing out playing minecraft

When I was 12, my friend had an NPC in his game named Valium. This NPC liked to twist the heads of miniature chickens that lived in little cardboard boxes.

Zombie, Tarrasque, Laser Beam, Parents. That sounds like the best Saturday morning cartoon villan ever

At least the Wizard broke the game within the confines of the rules.

the dm does have a good point about the " zombie tarrasque laser beam parents" tho

You can always count on kids to think up wacky, unique encounters (when it's not a reference). They won't always be good, but they'll be unique.

When I was 12 I played 2 types of characters 1: gentle and nice wizard (glasses needed) 2: sassy bard actor who cares about his friends but don't let himself show it.

In the words of one of these kids probably, “that was pretty epic”

me thinking about my first campaign and cringing about all the mistakes I made running a hombrew pf game at age 13 and cringing... then I see this and think "damn I am good"

@Ravertine

3 жыл бұрын

may you tell us some of these stories

@ghostcatboy77

3 жыл бұрын

my first d&d campaign idea was "collect the 12 items of power to be super strong and bad guys also want them" I'm really glad I had a 6 month break before we started, because I hit puberty or something and I understood that was a terrible base to a campaign

@mgb360

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostcatboy77 I mean, it's not really that bad. MacGuffin hunting is a pretty standard adventure, though 12 is probably a bit too many.

@janehrahan5116

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ravertine So my first campaign as I mention I ran at age 13, it was a pure homebrew pathfinder campaign starting level 1 using only core rules. The party was a half orc sword board paladin, a human sorcerer into red dragon disciple, a human wizard conjurer, and a human switch hitting ranger. The campaign was about an apocalyptic goblin/orcish invasion at first, with the pcs being volunteers under the independent raiders commission and it was a pretty basic "enter dungeon slay monsters leave" game. Eventually around level 8 after defeating the random name generator mini boss orcs and finding some cool treasures they had their first demon fight, it then became them infiltrating that hostile territory to root out and destroy demons because a demon prince (how I described it, litterally just a balor with some class levels), was actually controlling the orcs and using them to create invasion portals for his own armies. They failed to stop this (around the level 14 mark), and had to rally both the remaining orcs/goblinoids but explore via teleporation/flight much of the rest of the world to get every force that wasn't demons in the world to try and stop it. This all while fighting demonic assassins sent to harry them and watching as the hordes approached the safe ish areas they got attached too the first few levels. Eventually some time after hitting level 20 they got the resources/special items to close the portals and fought and killed the demon lord in combat. That was my first campaign ever. I had never dmmed or played before, I read a few pages of oots and that was about it. XD

Ahahahaha this was fun to watch. Accurate feel. Love your videos man!!

My little brother’s campaign had enemies that where giant versions of Dora the explorer, and the party had an item that made infinite sock grenades (which are just socks that are on fire.) love you bro lol

Gonna be be running an altered version of Curse Of Strahd this week hwfg

@FrostyTheSnowPickle

3 жыл бұрын

Will it have zombie tarrasque laser beam parents?

@p.a.4512

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrostyTheSnowPickle it will now

@helix9445

3 жыл бұрын

what is strahd if not a 12 year old in an adult body?

@ghostcatboy77

3 жыл бұрын

yogurt

@MonkeyJedi99

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostcatboy77 Very insightful! Yogurt indeed.

As a person that has both played and ran a game whim I was 12, this is 100% true

The voice break at 2:00 had me rolling. Amazing.

"I'll kill all the enemies all by myself. The rest of you go do something different and let me handle it."

It reminds me of the imaginary fights I used to fight with my friends. Good times

@markusnavergard2387

3 жыл бұрын

well, that is jsut what DnD is, you play games of pretend, just with expensive books and funny dice

I'm 12. It's okay, this video is pretty spot on! In my first dnd session ever I played a cleric and my 11 year old friend didn't know how to dm so I didn't have a god. Also, my spell slots never ran out and the spell sacred weapon killed everyone I looked at. We were level 14 by the end of the session:)

@Okami_HD

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad we ran a module for when I first played dnd at age 12. If we didn’t it definitely would’ve gone downhill.

@Jervenshmine

Жыл бұрын

Damn. My first session when I was 12 was with a 16 year old online with 2 other people. It was a one-shot and it was a pretty good introduction to the game.

@avins_corner6770

Жыл бұрын

i'm 12 to and all the other players except 3 of them (me, my long time friend, and my partner) (i'm in a campaign with my brother and some of mine and my brothers friends) have attention span of like 10 minutes at best and can't rp for the life of them.

"Thats it I'm throwing the sun at him" "NO YOU CANT YOURE ALREADY DEAD"

"this version of big chungus has no idea what wheat thins are" is what is said as im eating wheat thins

Disapointed in not seeing some kind of "Double Infinity" because we all know that wpuld be a thing as well lol...

@EdKolis

2 жыл бұрын

You have a finity hit points? Then I have two finities!

The thing that makes me sad is that even tho their 12, they still got a DM...F for all the players that can't find a DM/group that would last for more than 2 sessions

Love how they are all coming up with stuff that has no basis in RAW and then in the middle of it they remember that darkness gives you disadvantage on attack rolls

Hey now, Big Chungus is rated E for Everyone.

Love you Xp to level 3 always comes through when I need something to laugh at

"Ah but zombie lazer beam tarrasque parents..." is the best thing I've ever heard.

"Wait no I'm sorry, it's not dark anymore!" is something I deeply relate to

Had to watch again. One of my faves. Reminds me a bit of playing Rifts, only you could actually do a lot of this. Big Eyes, Small Mouth, too, obviously. Actually, you're right, anything.