Player: "I poison the guard's apple while he's away and crouch down nearby to observe the result" DM: "The guard takes a bite from the apple and groans in pain.......then he goes in for a second bite"

@thewerdna

2 жыл бұрын

Another guard walks over and kneels next to his body, says "he's dead", then gets up and walks over to the player. "Have you heard of the high elves"

@masterninjamt6497

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewerdna “Do you know where Armand Christoff is hiding?”

@Vooman

2 жыл бұрын

idk this just seems like normal potion damage in 5e to me

@QuantemDeconstructor

2 жыл бұрын

"Still warm, there's a killer about!"

@jonathanshirley4366

2 жыл бұрын

Poison rice balls in tenchu have the same effect. You can throw three down on the ground in the same spot. Guard picks one up, eats it, coughs up blood. Picks up the second rice ball...

With the alchemy rules, i feel like im making sandwiches most of the time, not potions.

@Spamsgood

2 жыл бұрын

Oblivion sponsored by subway! “eat fresh”

@whirl3690

2 жыл бұрын

That's why I love Breath of the Wild's cooking

@BigDickWizard6969

2 жыл бұрын

Healing potions are liquid sandwiches.

@Spamsgood

2 жыл бұрын

@@whirl3690 this comment made me hear that cooking jingle in my head lmao 😂

@junimo-hexed

2 жыл бұрын

Why do I feel like this is a TF2 reference?

Morrowind mechanics: You "I cast fireball" Dm: "you fail to cast fireball due to having low destruction magic skill and lose your turn"

@Msoulwing

2 жыл бұрын

Other player: "I cast my custom ultra-death spell." DM: "You have slain every resident of the town of Balmora, except those who were indoors."

@poilboiler

2 жыл бұрын

SCREE!

@KaleidosXXI

2 жыл бұрын

Morrowind's RNG are all actual d20 mechanics they gathered from tabletop games. A lot of older tabletops (not DnD though, iirc) saddled their spells with a casting DC that'd waste the spell and action you attempted to use if you failed.

@Daredhnu

2 жыл бұрын

@@KaleidosXXI considering how powerful magic tends to be in RPGs it's actually not a bad mechanic to have, would somewhat bring it back down to the level of the people just swinging swords around, while keeping it really powerful when it does work.

@poilboiler

2 жыл бұрын

@@Daredhnu That sounds awful for everyone. If you fail it's frustrating and if it succeeds you auto win which is boring. Better to try and balance magic so it's not so overpowered or broken.

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!" Lord, I miss Oblivion...

@linkerspinkers

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@pelinalwhitestrake8289

2 жыл бұрын

Man I miss nuking an entire imperial district with finger of the mountain

@susanollington5257

2 жыл бұрын

It still exists, you could just buy it and play it

@McFlingleson

2 жыл бұрын

@@susanollington5257 That's what I was about to say.

@kiand1391

2 жыл бұрын

@@pelinalwhitestrake8289 That sounds hella fun. Could you explain what that is to me in the most spoiler free way you can? 🙂

_"The guard makes 16 attacks. He does 3 damage."_ Yeah, that's Oblivion all right. LoL. Also, the LaFave-bit got me good.

@shawn1541

2 жыл бұрын

only when they're on your side

@MarkWIXX

2 жыл бұрын

My god, I died here.

@zachall101

2 жыл бұрын

Could have been 3 damage for each attack and not 3 damage for all 16 attacks 😆

@skell6134

Жыл бұрын

​@@zachall101They are just max level with glass armor

@dmas7749

2 ай бұрын

okay i'mma stop you there, you're so wrong, that's an oblivion guard attacking he does at least *10* damage

Messing with guards is super fun in Oblivion just berserk them without getting caught and enjoy the chaos.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest KZreadr EVAH! Please agree, dear van

@JaggedHammer

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I berserked an assassination target at her own wedding once and her husband killed her. XD

@ChromedDomes

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku C'mon man, I see you everywhere...just stop, and do something with your life.

@Venator631

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChromedDomes I just ignored him because I was confused by his comment.

@ChromedDomes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Venator631 In short, he makes mediocre content, and posts all over KZread with these really annoying (And fake) comments about his live and blah blah blah. But yes, that is good.

"I have 30 Immovable Rods!" "You mean paintbrushes?" "What's the difference?"

@liondovegm

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@sebay4654

2 жыл бұрын

I use the paint brushes to climb into the mages guild and collect some plants before scroll duplication glitching the items which I then use to pay off my warning from the college after I "accidentally attacked another member of the mages guild whilst fighting cultists"

Damn, Jacob really stepping up his game with his editing. DM Jacob standing in front of player Jacob looked really professional, good job.

@tadferd4340

2 жыл бұрын

It was done so well and naturally, I forgot he isn't 3 people until I read your comment.

@theaspie3121

2 жыл бұрын

@@tadferd4340 Me too. I had to go back and rewatch it to realize what he did. That was amazing

@JacksonOwex

2 жыл бұрын

@@tadferd4340 I think secretly Jacob IS three people but they only ever let use see one of them at a time, except of course in videos like this where they can just use EDITING as an explanation to how more than one is in the video at a time!

@cthulhufhtagn2483

2 жыл бұрын

_oh gosh I forgot they can't both be in the shot_

@RinIsArty

2 жыл бұрын

What editing? There are a bunch of clonejacobs sitting at the table. *duh*

"He makes 16 attacks and... does 3 damage." Yep that's Oblivion, you got it king.

*Accidentally kills a random farmer in a secluded wooded area* *Dark brotherhood* : “Yeah we kind of just follow literally everyone around invisibly and we saw that” It’s basically just the DM who wrote a really cool quest line who wants to force its interaction on the PCs but doesn’t really have a creative hook

@killerm5

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it the dark mother or Sithis watching everything? Not literally a dude in a dark robe :) Still funny how you are the only one killing anyone there.

@user-jl2ec2ko4v

2 жыл бұрын

@@killerm5 Well you could say they see the amazing potential of your character (as protagonist powers)

@WolfbloodJakeWilliams

2 жыл бұрын

'How can I join the dark brotherhood?' 'You must kill someone' 'Oh, like they have an initiation ritual where...' 'No no, they can just tell whenever anyone murders someone and they give them a key to the hideout' 'So... a homeless drug addict who' 'In the club' 'Someone who started a bar fight and accidentally...' 'Invited' 'What if you cast a charm spell on a literal daedra and then...' 'They count that as murder'

@TheReaverOfDarkness

2 жыл бұрын

The Dark Brotherhood? Is that kinda like the Grey Fox? I stopped believing in those fairy tales when the Imperial City started paying me money to look the other way.

@Elkator955

2 жыл бұрын

@@WolfbloodJakeWilliams I'm pretty sure you have to kill for killing's sake, not just random self defense, or a means to an end, otherwise you'd be in the brotherhood after your first bandit.

DM: "you enter the store and there stands the storekeeper" Rogue: "I put a bucket over his head"

@morganfitch8325

2 жыл бұрын

DM: The second you touch the bucket, the shopkeeper screams "THIEF!" A guard then immediately rushes in screaming "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

@charleysimmons427

2 жыл бұрын

@@morganfitch8325 and thats why you dont prematurely let go of the grab button

@morganfitch8325

2 жыл бұрын

@@charleysimmons427 Just pressing the grab button counts as stealing in Oblivion.

@Elessar0wind

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, in oblivion the act of picking up a bucket is enough to call the guards.

@pisstacheio3800

2 жыл бұрын

this should definitely be in the skyrim video if he does one

I half expected them to level up just from walking / jumping around

@gabbonoo

2 жыл бұрын

then having only 1 option with +5 and a bunch of +1s

@droman608

2 жыл бұрын

#speech💯

@snazzyfeathers

Жыл бұрын

"I spend the next 3 hours jumping in place while simultaneously casting heal minor wounds to level my athletics and restoration skills"

Plot twist: Only the DM could see the wheel.

“STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW” I’m deadddd

@TheRealBot001

2 жыл бұрын

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT

@8-bitsarda747

2 жыл бұрын

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

@skell6134

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealBot001 Me with 10k gold in pocket:Ok

Oblivion is great. Have you SEEN the size and power of the Fireballs you can create!?

@dawiddulian2403

2 жыл бұрын

0:16 dude, the editing here is so well done it's straight up creepy... I forgot that there is only one person there, and the others were just Simulacrum-ed into the frame...

@flix8565

Жыл бұрын

Calm down Megumin 💥

@jamescollier9196

Жыл бұрын

Dispel magic beats fireball.

@mrosskne

Жыл бұрын

yeah, they're really underwhelming

@Mr.Bulldops66

Жыл бұрын

Wait a second somthing isn’t right

We all know rogue would have 5 enchanted items (all chameleon at 20%, making him permanently invisible) after sneaking into the wizards guild via floating paintbrush ladder.

@sebay4654

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the trick I also use to grab the resources I need whenever I get expelled from the guild and scroll dupe(plus scroll duping can also permanent equip the enchants of the chameleon armour)

@ermacmacro7136

10 ай бұрын

Ah I see. This tabletop game is Perfectly Balanced

Now I want to watch a Morrowind one where the DM will have their movements slowed and when they try to run, they'll get exhausted and a cliff racer will appear.

@assassincharizard

2 жыл бұрын

More like 5 cliff racers...

@StabYourBrain

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot that everyone has a Armor Class of 24 so 9 out of 10 attacks miss and attacking 5 times in a row gives one level of exhaustion.

@spritemon98

2 жыл бұрын

50 liters of skooma!!!

@jinclay4354

2 жыл бұрын

@@StabYourBrain Or you can punch the enemy until they get exhausted and fall to the ground, losing 5 turns, and getting disadvantage on the rolls right after getting back to their feet. "Alright, Vivec gets back on his feet. He casts a spell... He's still tired, though, so he misses it." [Player rolls]. "You punch Vivec again. He gets exhausted and falls to the ground again. He will lose 5 more turns." Also, you can drink potions of Intelligence to boost your Intelligence, thus allowing you to make more powerful potions of Intelligence to enhance your Intelligence even more. Then make potions for everything else. They will last forever. Or, enchant a ring to have the constant effect of summoning a Fire Atronach. "Your Atronach is dead." "I take my Atronach Ring off, and put it back again. This spawns another Fire Atronach." Or, or...! Craft a spell for jumping very high! And a tiny spell that prevents fall damage! "You are in Vivec, right now. The next shrine on your path to complete the Pilgrimage is on Gnisis, northwestern coast of Vvardenfell. It's practically on the other side of the island. It will be a few days of travel. How will you get there? You could take the boat on Ebonhart, or take the Silt Stri-" "I cast Jump, and jump in the direction of Gnisis. As I approach the ground, I cast Slowfall." "You make it to Gnisis in 10 minutes." I love Morrowind.

@visnoga5054

2 жыл бұрын

And everyone knows that when one cliff racer appears, many more follow. And descend on you. Sloooooooowly.

DM: You failed your stealth check, thus alerting the guards to your presen... Me: I USE MY REACTION TO CAST: LOAD LAST SAVE!

Words cannot describe how grateful I am that, when they were deciding what bits of Oblivion to reuse when making Skyrim, Bethesda decided to *not* include the uncomfortable zoom-in every time you start a conversation. That was one "feature" I was happy to do without.

@NachostheXth

2 жыл бұрын

But it helps you see the cutting edge, realistic graphix on your small CRT from 2004

@BenMarcWilliams

2 жыл бұрын

@@NachostheXth Considering that everyone in Oblivion looks like a weird potato-person, I don't _want_ help seeing the graphix better.

@NachostheXth

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenMarcWilliams but this is what todd WANTS FOR YOU (tbh though, you're right, oblivion never looked that good. The best I can say is I think the grassy areas were fairly pretty for the time)

@INeedaName-cb2qw

2 жыл бұрын

Nice Fire Emblem profile pic!

@BenMarcWilliams

2 жыл бұрын

@@INeedaName-cb2qw Thanks

"He makes sixteen attacks on you." 😰 "He does three damage." 🤨

@MrGhosta5

2 жыл бұрын

guards are always 10 levels higher then you in oblivion so early game they will wreck you because the difference between lv1 and lv 11 is much bigger then the difference between lv 90 and lv 100.

@1234Masemo

Жыл бұрын

@@MrGhosta5 Just never sleep and never level up. Guards will always be a challenge

And then there's Morrowind. "WHAT IS THIS RAT'S ARMOR CLASS!?" "0, you just need to roll better.” *Rolls* "Does a 19 hit?" "Nope, another miss."

@gmkgoat

2 жыл бұрын

Morrowind was such a clusterfuck. Grab a dagger and walk outside the first little village to engage in a 5 minute battle with a mudcrab.

@ClockworkOuroborous

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmkgoat try Daggerfall.

@jinclay4354

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmkgoat Though, I really like Morrowind's Hand-to-hand skill. It's relatively easy to level up and around 30 or so it starts being really powerful.

@OmegaEnvych

2 жыл бұрын

If it was 2nd edition AD&D, rat had 0 AC and you had 20 THAC0, then 19 would miss, true. Though that would be a very formiddable rat, I need to say.

@wytchhunter8448

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmkgoat Bruh thats cause you dont have the shortblade skill in your class du-uh. You like even custom class bro? /s Seriously though the first time i ever played morrowind when i was young i got through the character creation, ran around a little bit then got killed by a slaughterfish with no save file. it was a while before i tried again.

When Jacob lists up all the nonsense spells i broke. The way the dm jacob and the other player jacob reacts to theese spells is just pure gold.

@perrywilliamson6256

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that magic system, bonus points for spellcrafting. The fact you can make spells to set yourself on fire amazes me

@usxldcom7543

2 жыл бұрын

SUMMON LICH!??!?

@jorvach9874

2 жыл бұрын

I CAST ENEMIES EXPLODE

@sebay4654

2 жыл бұрын

I cast fingers of the mountain (I forget the exact name you get it from a weird pillar puzzle during the mages guild questline)

@anidiot9831

2 жыл бұрын

@@sebay4654 You got the name right. You get the spell Fingers of the Mountain during the quest Fingers of the Mountain which revolves around the book Fingers of the Mountain.

The initiative part annihilated me

In Skyrim it's like: "Have you heard of the Khajiit?" When there is literally Khajiit caravan 10 meters away.

@Heavenlyhounds96

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine these players seeing the note read "Do you get to the cloud district very often?-" It got cut off cause the player shot the DM. :P

@nxla6836

2 жыл бұрын

I hated getting asked that when I was playing a Khajiit. And its "Have ever seen one of them cats? Khajiit, I think they're called. Heard there's whole countries full of 'em down south."

@jorvach9874

2 жыл бұрын

@@nxla6836 "This one is standing right here. *sigh* Rhe'jirr needs much Moon Sugar to deal with this bs."

DM: you have a week of downtime how do you want to spend it? Player: I'm gonna stand in one spot jumping and casting Light all day so I can simultaneously increase my stamina and my spellcasting.

"Not first" - same as you!

I love these skits so much 😂 the zoom in and squints had me cracking up

Ahaha, having played so much Oblivion I knew the jankyness an the charm would tranfer perfectly!

1:28 the guard zoom-in was *perfect* ! 🤣

"Summon Lich" Totally balanced, nothing wrong here

*"Have you heard of the High Elves?"* [insert eating apple] "BURH" [apple eating 2: Electric Boogaloo] "UURH" "OUH" *[insert radgoll]*

@unknown_user8449

2 жыл бұрын

"SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED"

@captain_kadaver

2 жыл бұрын

By the nine divines! Assault! Assault!

@hishamaziz764

2 жыл бұрын

"You elves are all the same! All flesh and no fury!"

@coyote4326

2 жыл бұрын

Lafave bros?

These memes never get old, in 50 years I bet I'll still laugh at this shit

" I cast summon lich" "WHAT!?" Yeah thats about how the party should react when they're fighting Orcus and he does that :)

As someone who has played Oblivion to near 100%, I can confirm all of this is true.

I loved this! My DnD game is set in Cyrodiil, haha.

Makes me think of Jocat's video on how to be a dungeon master but initiative So my shield guardian attacks, which summons a faithful hound, which bites, and for my action I summon 32 giant constrictor snakes. I also have 8 chickens 2 horses and a mastiff. They were all 5 miles away, and now are part of initiative because yes

"Enemies EXPLODE?!" That broke me

@RuSosan

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the classic. I use it on my rampages in Oblivion occasionallly. ... Have you heard any news about the other provinces?

That was easily the best ending to any video so far

@jaffarebellion292

2 жыл бұрын

Went full Door Monster at the end there.

The lack of personal space is incredibly accurate and hilarious

Having all the enemies in a 10 mile radius become hostile to you was so cathartic to see lol. I've been chased by hordes of enemies and they all were focused solely on me.

The first part of this perfectly represents how my father reacted to Oblivion when he first played it on release. His exact words, which I'll never forget : "I don't want to have to do a puzzle just to talk to someone."

Absolutely love these skits, I regularly forcefully exhale more than usual amounts of air through my nose watching them. This one actually made me do it through my mouth!

@gabbonoo

2 жыл бұрын

while vibrating and in short repeating bursts, even

I really liked that speech puzzle. It was fun having your character make friends in game.

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out. 3:06

I have no idea what oblivion is but this is hilarious. I thoroughly enjoy this nonsense.

@VictoriatheWolfGirl

2 жыл бұрын

The 4th Elder Scrolls Game, the one before Skyrim

@polygon2745

2 жыл бұрын

It's the Elder Scrolls game that came before Skyrim. It's beloved among long-time ES fans for the memes it produced. It's also just a great game in general.

@baku2575

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the helpful comments. My ignorant shroud is no more.

@thiccestboi5114

2 жыл бұрын

@@baku2575 It's a beautiful mess, words can't do it justice. You gotta play it to understand.

@RiotKurhein

2 жыл бұрын

@@thiccestboi5114 "Give us 20 gold if you want to pass." Says lowly bandit wearing ebony and glass armor.

Hit them with an weapon enchanted with Drain/Damage Stamina, so that they are paralyzed on the ground once they reach -100 stamina.

@Leviathis_Krade

2 жыл бұрын

or just reach level 25 in destruction and make the spell drain health 100 points, at level 75 in destruction you can cast it lasting three seconds. there are very few enemies resistant to this spell, those known are: "sheogorath, the gatekeeper, mearunes dagon, and important npcs the master level spell drain health 100 points for 5 seconds can kill the gate keeper.

I'm going to have to look into this Oblivion game. Sounds fun.

@akechijubeimitsuhide

2 жыл бұрын

Oblivion is a masterpiece and also bloody hilarious.

@Shero1337

2 жыл бұрын

Shivering isles is one of my all time favorite DLCs for a game, so great

My brother made a spell that had a wide radius and drained everyones stamina which made them fall over. He called it "1,000 tripping feet"

@Maximilian_Romus

Жыл бұрын

You broke me. I kept laughing for a solid 10 min.

@Grabnok

Жыл бұрын

@@Maximilian_Romus glad this made you laugh!

My recipe for cheesing Oblivion: Enchant a shirt, pants, necklace, 2 rings, hat, gloves, and boots with Chameleon (using Grand Soul Gems) This should give you 120%

@Leviathis_Krade

2 жыл бұрын

select magic scrolls in your inventory and drop an item to get as many items as there are scrolls to drop onto the ground, so you can easily obtain 5 grand filled soul gems. or in some cases 12e547 soul gems

@KP762a

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leviathis_Krade Classic 👍. There was also a way to put multiple enchantments on items, but I can't remember how to do it.

@sebay4654

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leviathis_Krade plus with a two stack of scrolls you can drop the unique enchanted armour piece dupe it equip one then scroll dupe drop the other dropping them both and now you have the permeant enchantment effect glitch and can never wear that exact piece of armour again

@Leviathis_Krade

2 жыл бұрын

@@sebay4654 but why be invisible permanently? why can't my bright maxed sliders high elf be allowed to blind my foes and myself while in third person? also to people who do wish to do this trick make sure that if it is armor that it is at 100 durability, or else you'll just drop the original while dequipping it.

@sebay4654

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leviathis_Krade I usually don't go for perma invis as it just breaks the ai I actually usually just go for fortify stat enchantments on rings which I loop permeant enchant with about 10 unique rings per stat and then just loop protect and skills fortify enchants but if I am roleplaying then I only really use scroll duping right near the starts to quickly get a decent supply of coin and if I am really messing around then I just dupe a couple thousand of a large item and watch the game crash (if I remember correctly light is a spell (not sure if it's an enchant though but if it is) if I wanted to blind people I would probably just do something like if possible a light enchant permanently equipped combined with a ranged fire spell that centres on self and goes max range which can be explained as you asserting dominance and your so bright that you literally scorch the earth around you

"Oh, and my DMPC automatically gets nat 20 on death saves."

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

I was half-expecting the Wizard to show up.

Next we'll get "If D&D Had Skyrim Mechanics" XD "So I take a piece of ham-" "And eat it?" "What? No I combine it with-" "Sorry, you need a stove or some other cooking implement to do that and it will just make another good item, not a health potion."

@MrGhosta5

2 жыл бұрын

Vegetable soup and venison stew are absolutely broken. Because you only need 1 stamina to power attack/shield bash and the stew gives you 1 stamina per second you can power attack/shield bash infinitly. Also for some reason the health and stamina regen from soup stacks. so if you eat 100 venison stew then you get 100 health and stamina regen per second for the next 720 seconds. Elsweyr fondue and most of the pastries added by hearthfire are also good.

@Nerd-Power

2 жыл бұрын

Me: I put a paralysis potion on his person. One of the fortify restoration ones. DM: He chugs it and is paralyzed for 25 hours.

@matthewbreytenbach4483

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGhosta5 My headcanon is that hedge-witches in Elder Scrolls combined alchemical skills with their cookery to make foodstuffs that are actually potions. This is both a good idea and a good source of fanfic inspiration.

This was the best thing ever! Looking forward to Quest-O-Nomicon as well!

I appreciate the attention to detail, having the persuasion wheel reversed from the DM/NPCs perspective.

God I would love a D&D game set in Oblivion. That is two things I never thought I needed until I realized I needed it.

@Oscar_Milde

Жыл бұрын

You can play treasure hunters hired by the High Elf merchant Umbacano to collect a series of ancient Ayleid artifacts from ruined dungeons scattered across Cyrodil

Jacob: "We begin our game today in Anville" Me automatically: IS THIS A WORLD ANVIL AD?!

@Palpatine4Senate

2 жыл бұрын

oh my. Oblivion must be before your time.

Ok, watching this while I'm at the office was a bad move. I've been holding my laughfter with everything I have, good job Jacob!

Player: I take my shortbow and shoot an arrow at the guard's knee.

I squealed when I saw the thumbnail oblivion is my favorite game from my childhood

Imagine gaining XP just by walking across the map.

@CornBreadtm1

2 жыл бұрын

Exploration XP isn't uncommon in TTRPGs. You can use it in any edition of D&Ds and Pathfinder.

Am I the only one who loves the speechcraft mini-game? I literally spam it the second I meet anyone new.

@redfaolan6410

2 жыл бұрын

Same

You left out the thief with 100% chameleon killing everyone without consequence. LOL

1:36 He delivered that so well, it actually sounded like a pissed off oblivion guard.

Loved that the character's name was Crantius Colto. Does he have the Lusty Argonian Maid in his inventory?

Player: I steal a couple gold pieces from the chest This DM: The gods themselves come down and attack, roll initiative

@sebay4654

2 жыл бұрын

"A new hand touches the beacon"

As soon as he stood up I know this is the RIGHT type of oblivion mechanic

The face especially made me giggle. It was always unnerving to walk up to someone and after they stopped gibbering they make a creepy smile or frown at you.

"I use my custom spell, "It just works" that does damage fatigue 500 for 30 seconds and paralyzes for 5 seconds" "The body locks up then falls to the ground and you see the body start to stretch as the hands, elbows, shoulders, knees, feet, head, and torso all start to roll like they are balls. The head starts to roll down a hill and you see the neck stretch longer and longer."

"Look! It is the Hero of Kvatch!" I love Oblivion's quests and story so much more than Skyrim's main plot and honestly. There were some that just sucked (looking at you mage's guild) but that game is really about the journey and I love it. I got flashbacks from this video and now if you excuse me I am off to join the Dark Brotherhood and attend a party.

@Tedus987

2 жыл бұрын

And then there was one...

Don't forget the player would also be able to just press a multiple times to just slap a weapon on the enemy to do #X times of damage Y to the enemy unless ethereal where you need a Silver, or Enchanted weapon (oooh)

The rear view of the persuasion wheel was clean, nice touch

Summon Lich? So, either he has a rediculously high Conjuration skill or he's modding.

@Leviathis_Krade

2 жыл бұрын

the former

DM: You have arrived at the shop of the wealthiest merchant in all the land. Player: Is he wearing a hat? DM: No. Player: I sell him my enchanted hat of constant effect damage health. DM: He equips the hat and a few minutes later drops dead. Player: I loot his entire shop.

I just loved how I knew exactly what the last phrase would be

GOLD! I hope there are more of these coming.

First Also remember to Hydrate!

"the next town over" Damn. The flashbacks, though.

Party loots dungeon Party finds: 5 books, 4 spoons, 1 fork, 7 plates, 12 different potions, 10 iron swords, 13 leather armors, 3 lesser soul gems, 11 bows, 5 arrows, 6 potatoes, 4 carrots, 20 shields, and 3 lockpicks (one of which was in a very hard locked container, long with the fork)

I need more of this in my life. Love the Oblivion and D&D mashup.

The way you described the persuasion wheel made my night!

I love how the wheel flips depending on the perspective

My personal trick with the persuasion minigame was using the thinnest slice on all 4, so I could hear the responses. That way I didn't have to spend time reading faces.

2:00 Oh that face saids it all.

I have never played or ever seen Oblivion being played, but the "nearby chicken" part totally got me! :DDDDD

That guard yell was spot on.

I would not object to a part 2 of this. One of the funniest videos I've seen

THIS IS THE MASTERPIECE!!! By the nine, I miss Oblivion’s warm atmosphere. It has some (if not many) weird sh!t, but also it gives really good high fantasy vibes with music, lore, quests and immersive world. I remember how I moded the game, add some immersive animations like pipe smoking, eating, drinking etc, i was imagining a lot of things and role playing even if it wasn’t necessary like that one time during skingrad mad man quest when you have to watch townfolks, I dressed up as a worker and work in his farm...good memories)

This is so fluidly acted. This is great!

I love the inclusion of the Harvest Dawn music track there at the end. Perfection

Nobody in the world can describe oblivions persuasion system without sounding insane.

The moment you started sitting up I knew what was coming and I still almost spit my drink.

I scrolled down to read the comments right before the gunshot and it scared the shit out of me.

I love the wendigo and any incarnation of them in anything really, so seeing that picture makes me happy thank you

I miss this and his surprisingly soothing voice I’ll either listen intently or always fall asleep immediately

Thank you Jacob, this had me rolling. Awesome video!!

16 attacks. 3 Damage. Peek performance right there. Oblivion guards built different.

that death at the end was spot on.

ON POINT with that guard with the high elves

that editing at 19 seconds. I am convinced that there have actually been two Jacobs all along