This is like a film made by the mafia for tax evasion.

@lb9320

6 жыл бұрын

BraniusBalki 😂😂

@travishimebaugh8381

6 жыл бұрын

And already, a film studio owned by the mob sounds like a more interesting premise than the movie itself had.

@starsnstrife

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, these budgets are so sketchy it could very well be to clean up some illegal money

@blakedavis1852

2 жыл бұрын

All I know is, if they thought they were going to made a killing with this POS they got exactly what they deserved.

@nicholaslewis8594

Ай бұрын

Anything attached to this film will never be clean.

My favorite part was when Paul assumed it was ending and the following "What?" With all the dread a man could utter

it's like a bad acid trip, don't try to fight it or you'll just make it worse

I have never laughed so fucking hard in years. The way tj and Paul realised in sync what they had just seen with that big ass pec-guy made me lose it

It's like all the animation was done in surgeon simulator.

@Boomrainbownuke9608

6 жыл бұрын

well that melon ball was put in the animation with after effects or something after the 3D animation was rendered just look at it at 8:26

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

brdn in haunted mansion Not to mention the continuity errors galore! Like at the beginning the hairless hamsters are tricked and fall where it appears to be a main Street, but they finally crash on the same field Dex jumps in after his acrobatics with his grappling hook thingy! Also, and it's maybe the clips Phelan used for his review, but the background is missing pixels here and there... 45 millions dollars movie everybody! 😁

@jeremygarcia25

5 жыл бұрын

\[T]/

@WhoElseButZane

4 жыл бұрын

It's called motion cap

This whole movie looks like a cutscene from a ps1 game

Captain Skinnylegs had me in fucking tears.

Paul: "Why is everybody like:" *waves arms around wildly* Me: "Oh, don't worry. It gets worse."

I'd like to believe this started out as a Roger Rabbit sequel showcasing how washed-up destitute toons resort to doing crappy cereal commercials.

@pocketsesmcflurry2146

6 жыл бұрын

That's actually a really good idea for an animated dark comedy... I'm so glad we got this instead!

@vipertaja

6 жыл бұрын

I like that idea and I noticed a bit of similarity between them. It has the same end twist, doesn't it? A mascot pretending to be a "real world" person, much like Judge Doom is a toon in disguise. Had they actually made the "real world" and the "mascot world" more contrasting the way Who Framed Roger Rabbit uses cartoon and live action, Foodfight's so called "plot" might have been clearer. As it stands it's pretty muddy, though I had already seen several mocking reviews on the film so I knew the plot already going in.

@travishimebaugh8381

6 жыл бұрын

A world where cartoons are real is engaging. It worked for Roger Rabbit... to a _degree_ it worked for Space Jam... because cartoons have actual characterizations, not just quirks, and they have sentimental significance to a lot of people. The only people who get sentimental over _grocery mascots_ are 'spergs.

@pocketsesmcflurry2146

6 жыл бұрын

Travis Himebaugh HAHAHA spergs is a new one

I love how in certain scenes you can see Paul’s dwindling hope for humanity finally fizzle away into nothing, and the only expression left on his face is one of total desolation. It looks like this movie is really damaging him lol

It warms my heart, the way you love my raisins!

🎵 Brand X. Brand X. Its simple and plain. Brand X. Brand X. Its different but the same🎵

@jeremygarcia25

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic looks like you smelled a particularly bad fart I see faces like that every time I rip ass. XD

$45 Million for this? Tax avoidance or laundering, any guesses? lol.

@WillcraftAnimations

6 жыл бұрын

From what I've heard it was more a mix of wasting the budget on overpaid famous actors (Like the very valuable addition of a bored and potentially drunk Charlie Sheen) and lots of development issues. Personally though I think at some point they should've looked at what they were doing and say "Yeeeah, this ain't gonna work..." so I'm not throwing out your guesses in terms of what kept the process going to completion...

@WeirdZoRs

6 жыл бұрын

the movie was stolen literally someone made off with the hard drives and they had to remake it from scratch.

@nickolaiproblem

6 жыл бұрын

Only thing that this movie is cooking is the books.

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Gaming with Mikey! I heard some sources saying it was 65 millions... Now, wether it's true or not so much money was wasted that I feel cheated in some way. I mean, how many people this thing could have fed, clothed and housed? Even if it's fucking Kraft dinner boxes and Walmart clothes, it would litterally have helped millions of people! As for me, I am fantasizing on this trip in Pantagonia I want to do since a year or so... Heck, I'd probably be able to make that trip back and forth every year till I drop dead!

"What is it?" "It's a stunted Chris Rock, I dunno" I already love this.

Also...where is Chauncey? did Dr. Segmento eat him?

@szethtoxicco1710

6 жыл бұрын

Dr Pecmento crushed him between the chasm in his abs.

@gaynarchist

6 жыл бұрын

yes yes....this will ignite the space race.

1:23:00 Hey look, it's Vegan Gains.

I'm getting sick of TJ just walking away from the video he's doing. It reminds me of a behavior of a certain indivijul.

@atheisticsaint5837

6 жыл бұрын

Tbf Paul did it too

@curtisyue182

6 жыл бұрын

That certain individual made this movie.

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Evans And of course he came back with a bag of cookies and stuffed his face! 😁

I have this horrible feeling this is supposed to be "Casablanca."

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Beckoning Chasm Why do bad movies often tries to rip off Casablanca anyway? Barb Wire did the same and I didn't even know until Nostalgia Critic pointed it out because I never watched it and I sincerely thought he was kidding! This movie is considered a jewel of cinema yet the worst movies in existence always try to copy or reference it, even Night of the Living Fred with that scene with a plane in the background (I recognized it because it was parodied a lot). By the way Night of the Living Fred sucks! I don't know why I subjected myself to this but it was on Netflix, and I like bad movies and I was curious. Kind of a dangerous mix... 😁

It would only sort of make sense if it was animated entirely in the Philippines and translated by someone who has a roughly 25% understanding of English.

Almost all animation in this seems like raw motion capture.

Night of the Living Dead is in the public domain. Could be fun reviewing that.

1:22:00-1:24:00 is the funniest two minutes I've seen this year. Dude was holding it together so well up til this point.😂

Captain Crunch is drunk and eating chips. TJ: "Is that, like, the troll face?" Paul:"I think he's a potato."

hi, i don't mind watching this with you guys, i like this format. we could devote less screenspace to the two bits at the bottom and just have superchats come up as a .... thing.. over the video, instead of in its own window. glad i found you guys, thanks for your hard work, hope you make a million dollars on youtube.

My first time hearing about this movie was when Nostalgia Critic made a video of it. Truly looks like shit but damn it made a great NC video!

What are we, some kinda *Suicide Squad* ??

@nickd.9955

6 жыл бұрын

Uhh, wrong channel dude.

@warferret11

6 жыл бұрын

you have 3 top comments on the same video

@HolographicSweater

6 жыл бұрын

warferret11 shut up baby, I know it

You know I completely missed the fact that the Bat had no wings. Thank you for mentioning that fact! Suffered brain damage, wish I could sue

"This whole thing could go any minute" is my favorite delivery from Charlie in this "film"

43:30 the Nostalgia Critic's reaction to this scene is utterly hilarious and I die laughing every time

Please do one of these for a 90's christian film.

@Floydthefuckbag

6 жыл бұрын

Christian film makers tend to be Copyright Nazis. They hate being made fun of.

@paulalang5992

6 жыл бұрын

Floydthefuckbag that's why making fun of them is so important...

1:22:54 for Dr. Pecs

Didn't know there was a Gmod movie

@YukonHexsun

6 жыл бұрын

That would be far better, there are plenty of good machinimas out there. War of the Servers is a thing and that's not even that bad.

@paulalang5992

6 жыл бұрын

Joey Slávik Hey there, Don't insult Gmod like that...(ò_ó) It deserves better!

I want to see this brand X packaging that apparently has a hot chick and some nazis on it as mascots. That shit sounds cool.

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

masterplusmargarita I'd totally buy that! I bet some knock off products with Nazis replacing the usual icons exists in some obscure market somewhere... Edit: well, it was only an image but there's Lego Nazis from Taiwan!⚡⚡

Watched this 5 times now best commentary u guys made

man I really like these guys, hope they come back

this is pure comfort food video content. cant stop watching it

I subscribed as soon as I saw you guys smoking "tobacco" just. Your channel just became one of my favorites. Great content guys!

watch Night of the Living Dead. It's public domain and I think would be really interesting.

@augustwest5356

6 жыл бұрын

movieman175 it's not a terrible movie.. if you notice they only do this for shitty movies

Watch Who Killed Captain Allex.

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Hobbit the Hippie Not a bad idea...

@Eightsixseven23224

5 жыл бұрын

MOVIE,MOVIE,MOVIE

@IgnarHusky

4 жыл бұрын

They've made more films since that one, too

@undead379

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just going to leave some quotes from that movie here. "Ugandan Bruce Lee. We call him Bruce U." "What the fu-" *screen cuts off* "... you diarrhea squirt."

@mrlarvux

4 жыл бұрын

One helluva movie

This whole movie feels like an unfinished early PS2 game that's just one long cutscene.

“I think I just wet myself. It feels rather nice...” The mindset of the people who made this thing.

omg! This is hilarious. Love your other videos but this... this made me subscribe! Keep it Up. :D

i wanna stick my french bread stick in sunshine's goodness! lololol

@augustwest5356

6 жыл бұрын

epicradawesome yeah... "Lol" at your own attempted joke. That's definitely not sad.

@shamsthewhisteller3232

6 жыл бұрын

Comon give him some slack, I for once would definitely bone sunshine, I wanna feel her poorly animated sexy body

@Jefrma

6 жыл бұрын

So you're into blind chicks. Guess there's some fun in that.

I love and hate you guys for tricking me into watching this with you.

Paul's facial expressions is the best part of all of this. You could take a screenshot every minute of his scowl and it'd always be venomous and bitter.

I had to watch shrek so I could have restore my sanity

I can't wait for Foodfight 2! :D

I periodically come back to watch you both make fun of this. 6:49 lol. Where'd you go?

i think this is my favorite cynics vs. cinema video.

How tf can sunshine see that smoke drawing of the dog kneeling and not realize the dog was proposing ?

My brain almost melted and spilled out of my ears

I could only watch 30 minutes of this movie the first time watching

Omg yes! Thank you guys for doing this, I dont know how I missed it! I was watching an old episode of DP, and you guys played a clip of this piece of shit movie, and I was laughing my ass off. Love you guys!

Holy shit there is a happy merchant in the back of the wedding scene! WHAT IS THIS?! XD

I have never heard of this. Now I can never forget 😳

Glad to see you guys got a big sponsor for this channel from PepsiCo for Gatorade lolol, one can only hope.

I thought Charlie Sheen is McGruff the Safety dog

That's some Neil Breen levels of destruction in that dance scene.

this movie is a bigger embarrasment for Charlie Sheen than his hooker scandal, his drug scandals and his hiv together. How do you go from starring in Wall Street and Platoon to starring in fuckin Food Fight...

@enjoi0555

6 жыл бұрын

Fürst Official I think you answered your own question.

@theophrastusbombastusvanho849

6 жыл бұрын

Fürst Official DRUGS AND LOTS OF THEM.

@paulalang5992

6 жыл бұрын

Fürst Official Cocaine... Buckets and buckets of Cocaine...

The speech at the club was the inglorious bastardspeech

it's like they rendered the whole movie in one test pass

It says It's A Wonderful Pipe. Hit it again.

Watch some of the Showa era Gamera movies. Gamera vs. Guiron (Also known as Attack of the Monsters) or Gamera vs. Gyaos or something. They're WAY more competent than this, they're obviously bad, laughably bad, but in a really fun and goofy, stupid way. If you wanna have a great time watching bad movies, give them a watch. Or even some Showa era Godzilla films. Godzilla vs. Megalon, Godzilla vs. Gigan, Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster, those are all amazing for both how weird and how awful they are. It's one of those so-bad-it's-good type of things. Really enjoyable if you like that kind of a thing. Then again, of course I recommend them, I'm biased... I'm a big fan of Japanese monster movies. This movie though, Foodfight? This... this is pure nightmare mixed with unadulterated bullshit.

Dont they just love Polar Penguin? 19:51 30:47 44:21 55:10 56:56? 1:03:23? 1:04:46 1:08:30 1:08:41 1:09:42 1:09:54 1:26:48 1:28:45 I think so.

Can you make the movie screen smaller? it takes almost 1/4 of the screen.

1:17:00 omg pauls face through the scene cracks me up

Do a nutshack review, Paul. The people need it!

1:22:55 is my fav part, that muscle...thing....is just gold

Is the bat William Shatner?

I've got it! The PERFECT Redemptive Re-Imagining for This Movie! A Homicidal Cop who ALWAYS gets away with shooting innocent people, dies in a gangland shooting, and wakes up in a nightmarishly wonky and bizarre cartoon world as an Anthropomorphic Dog Detective. (SPOILER ALERT!) The annoying airplane pilot Chipmunk with the testicles in his cheeks is The Devil, and the Cop is in HELL and has to relive this cartoon adventure over and over again until is Spirit is broken like in Dark Night Rises III.

Scotty without glasses looks so different

1.7 on imdb, now that's a big pile of shit.

@Katyamuffin

6 жыл бұрын

Dj Tzonev Still rated higher than the Emoji Movie...

The Raid Redemption would be an awesome movie to do!

This film is a supreme addition to the genre of gonzo cinema

I work for Hormel, and this movie is about the same quality as that Dinty Moore stew.

Did they make you guys censor the truffle shuffle:? Damn.

The thumbnail on its own made me like the video.

"Airplane propellers don't chop oak trees"

What is that shit?! It's even worse than that fucking Abraxas movie

Mr Clean is the only redeeming aspect of this movie

This movie is a national treasure.

I'm sure there was a "Market Garden" joke in there somewhere

Thos format of video works well for you two

Shit man, this movie freaked me out.

Paul, what tank do you vape from?

@TrueRetroflection

6 жыл бұрын

The water shed in Coolsville

The stroked out Brand X guy is pure childhood nightmare fuel.

If I had my name attached to this, I'd offer to give all my pay back if they'd just take my name off the credits.

This makes batman forever look like the freaking the dark knight trilogy.

it's more like an advert than a movie. It's the addpacolipse.

This whole movie is one big N64 cutscene.

4:30 I guess they couldn't afford the real Count Chocula

You guys should watch the 1982 Treasure Planet movie. It's a complete mindfuck. (It's on KZread, and I'm pretty sure it's public domain at this point)

6:50 Paul's like " fuck this"

When I close my eyes... I can still see the horribly rendered pixels moving, laughing, tearing at my willfulness to live. Oh make it stop!!!

the animation of pixar in the 1980s was much better than this lol

Watch JonTron's vid on it too. Great job Paul and TJ, good shit.

At some point, you guys need to watch Robowar (1988)! It's a low budget Italian rip-off of Predator, and stars Reb Brown, the star of Space Mutiny.

This movie is a proof that hell exists.

will u guys do night beast. its on youtube

The only vague thing worth seeing in this movie is the abomination Christopher Lloyd plays. There's just something hilariously bizarre in that...and I'll give the movie just a hint of credit: I can see why he might move like that considering the twist at the end. That was almost clever.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

6 жыл бұрын

It's what Doc Brown would have looked like if BTTF were made by Tim Burton instead of Robert Zimmeckis.