I love how the tv is plugged in the tree

@mrsdask4242

4 жыл бұрын

@@NTXjmf aaaaa

@zach9680

4 жыл бұрын

@@NTXjmf That's a bruh moment.

@therealzombie5381

4 жыл бұрын

The tree is a wifi hotspot duh

@jaimeleschats5543

3 жыл бұрын

@@NTXjmf WTF ?

@zizyip6203

2 жыл бұрын

@@NTXjmf He made promises with Satan to not interfere with what Satan dose with this current world. So God isn't the one starving the kids it's Satan. So probably should get your brain checked.

I am def going to hell for laughing at the Eden episode

@henflybgs1666

2 жыл бұрын

Why?

@roxas3071

2 жыл бұрын

No the one going to hell is Is tge person who made god look like a pervert.

@bryanvargas943

2 жыл бұрын

Why just why

@TheRealMinehead

2 жыл бұрын

WHY WAS THIS MADE

@vilgotelvingsson1403

2 жыл бұрын

@@roxas3071 God*

We all learned something today…never think an episode ended or you’ll be met with something very………….unexpected

@frog8452

Жыл бұрын

This where i discoverd the power of clap sound

@justaperson1692

9 ай бұрын

The only time we’re this does not count if tiny style 3

@otubasuccess8532

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I love how explosm made 'the devil' more aligned with the Christian's version of him than most other entertainment peices, and still somehow managed to make him funny

@bladerj

4 ай бұрын

not aligned at all

I enjoyed all 36 minutes of this 30 minute compilation

@hoaxer1490

Жыл бұрын

Wait a minute that ain’t adding up

@solsoldier3029

6 ай бұрын

Something not adding up is it ends with 17 seconds instead of 14 seconds@@hoaxer1490

That Eden episode is unparalleled xD

@medexamtoolsdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

Not at all. Have you not seen the "junk email" or "la telepathe" episodes of C&H? Or the 2 part thing with the survivalist guy? Or perhaps the tortoise and the hare one. TBH the eden episode was really quite predictable all the way through to me, I wouldn't even put it in the top 50%. And it was barely even a parody of god from the bible since the original was so ridiculous. We're talking about the being that got a girl pregnant with himself so that he could sacrifice himself, to himself, because that was the only way he could find it in his heart to forgive us for being the way he made us to be, but only if we believe the story of that sacrifice isn't all a scam, otherwise he'd send us away to be tortured for all time. Oh but we're also expected to believe he's the embodiment of goodness and forgiveness and totally not an evil narcissist that created an entire universe and a cult just to smell his farts and praise him for it. Honestly if he only created Adam and Eve to serve as pron for himself that's pretty tame compared to the motivations of the original, it's hard to outdo the ridiculousness of the original in a parody, and the real life punchline of the joke is that people actually believe that it's a true story, and it's hard to outdo that punchline too.

@sweetie-belle-democan590

Жыл бұрын

@@medexamtoolsdotcom what are you a English teacher?

@Keren819

10 ай бұрын

@@medexamtoolsdotcomhuh explain that in short pause how long did that take u to write

He started clapping himself lol

@Moon-kb3nw

4 жыл бұрын

@@cathygumagz1961 lol its the same

@johnraffrando

4 жыл бұрын

Ok.... so what is this is this a lovers?

@ypsiguy4702

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Campos I know like seriously

@galacticatcosmos2648

3 жыл бұрын

.

@mj506

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

5:45 dad I don’t have ears

27:00 what did I just see

@thatonecrocodile

4 жыл бұрын

That part is SO disturbing...

@BeansThatAreToasted

3 жыл бұрын

You know you like it Harper dont deny the furry within

@xkayloux1

3 жыл бұрын

@@BeansThatAreToasted um 😏. No I’m just kidding

@summerwilde4189

3 жыл бұрын

Ewww

@IWillDevourSoul8104

3 жыл бұрын

Furries am I right?

On my way down to hell i will still be laughing about 'Eden'

“Now DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE. CAREFUL ITS HOT”

The first video was….💀

@user-uz6nu7qt7q

Ай бұрын

Blasphemy, right

@Kingrahn

9 күн бұрын

@@user-uz6nu7qt7q nope not blasphemous at all

Howard, I want a divorce! Howard: Me too!

@ToastFried

2 жыл бұрын

Shut

@garinpratama8896

2 жыл бұрын

No you're shut

@Lunar-Gold3335

2 жыл бұрын

We all shut, there problem solved

The fact that the guy in guns has the plasma pistols from halo 😂😂😂😂😂

@ronandlittleman1925

2 жыл бұрын

Me as a halo player irl I know that’s funny

@mantaray2046

2 жыл бұрын

What part?

@aidanpysher2764

2 жыл бұрын

I'm annoyed that I *just* now noticed that.

The CPR one is scary asf

@dejaconner1545

4 жыл бұрын

For realll

@butterfliesandbees8

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@adharma_slayer

4 жыл бұрын

U have to try and I don't think it will happen to me or something else that I would have to say but u know I knowHe and I have a fully upgraded rodney cage and I have a fully upgraded rodney cage in his 88inches car garage that he is currently on my car with a car that is a fat like he is a fat.

@flowerstan5616

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp please 🥺

@WendellPendyWilliams-yv2yv

3 жыл бұрын

@@flowerstan5616 i don’t remember 💀

Your videos are too short, but I like them

The skull drawings on the wall in the sacrifice to Satan one are worryingly well drawn

3:06 Country People’s Closets be like

@theveryhateableowl1991

3 жыл бұрын

American closets**

@ERROR-qh3zq

3 жыл бұрын

*Texas closets*

@lynnwalker3393

3 жыл бұрын

Owl MoeMoe country and cowboys closets**

@fexer6929

3 жыл бұрын

Quite kids closet

I like how the soup managed to stay hot throughout the entire scene.

The guy in “guns” episode is practically EVERY Texan

@RosaRodriguez-nc1ku

Жыл бұрын

No it's every true American.

@solsoldier3029

6 ай бұрын

No it's every true citizen.@@RosaRodriguez-nc1ku

I love the first one it was really funny 😂😂

@toasty1for180

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

The hot soup he cares about animals so much that he held the soup for everything :)

I like when the police officer told a joke in front of a dead body that him and his friend shot and just arrests himself😂😂😂

@ORIGINALREDY2MIX

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IM2MERS

2 жыл бұрын

I loved it, it was very punny.

@BUG_EDITSS

Жыл бұрын

@@IM2MERS get out.

@solsoldier3029

6 ай бұрын

no @@BUG_EDITSS

Girl:Howard I want a divorce Howard: me too

@nxz2807

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@AngryBob81

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@AngryBob81

3 жыл бұрын

no fisherman Fred was the funniest

9:32 was disturbing

@thatonecrocodile

4 жыл бұрын

Omg it makes me wanna jump out of a window.

@eimanalhashmi4194

3 жыл бұрын

2:13 was disturbing

@AmongUs-yc3gt

3 жыл бұрын

No 23:24 episode was!!

@AmongUs-yc3gt

3 жыл бұрын

@Tontinos hot pizza rolls ...

@realvow

3 жыл бұрын

14:25 it wasn’t disturbing but funny to me

We all learn for something very unexpected and I will laugh all day because this Bruh😂

3:14 max payne preparing to protect his wife and baby (full clip)

Watching these as a kid turned me into something I’m proud, but not proud of at the same time 🥲👍

The building in when will it end would have literally had to be 14000 feet high for him to fall for that long (He fell for about a minute.) For reference, the Burj Khalifa is is only 2716 Feet high. Man should have passed out from altitude sickness up there.

@C0smicTrash

2 жыл бұрын

You are too smart to be here along with the rest of us degenerates…

@pierrevilley6675

2 жыл бұрын

Max speed of a sky diver is around 200km/h, so admitting he fell for 1 minute, he just fell around 3,3 km (10 800 feets), which is a very tall building, but the jeddah tower will be 1 km, and was planned to be 2km high (before they figured that the sand ground wasn't stable enough). So, a 3km building is possible, and you don't pass out from altitude under 7km (i know peoples who climbed to 5600m without oxygen, and barely without any preparation)

@TictacBobolx

2 жыл бұрын

Your facts are makeing the vido no funny

@TictacBobolx

Жыл бұрын

@AdøreXx k

“alright alright just don’t squirt” My mind “that’s what she said”

I like how my school was more apropreate with the human evolution stuff but this here made me understand more.

5:25 the vet: what’s he suffering from Me: stupidity

@leawilson5630

2 жыл бұрын

*PERHAPS*

The duck was doing the splits

23:45 is the chucky magic spell to swap body

@Roastgod1987

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@klever...1

4 күн бұрын

I was looking for this

The hell one got me. Kinda trippy.

It’s funny how the dad was running in the water to get his son back he was like nOoOooOooooo:((

Imagine watching the Eden one at 5 years old

That guy with the starfish really went all out.

I remember watching C&H like 10 years ago, so glad this blew up the way it did 👌👌

I LOVE ALL GUYS YES I DO

2:40 Guns This guy eats, lives, and breathes, the second amendment...

@RowanWarren78

2 жыл бұрын

And sucks, the 2nd amendment, like a cheerleader on a Friday night.😆

OH NO THEY TOOK THE REST OF MY GUNS!

25:13 funniest part yet

@ledanoir1239

2 жыл бұрын

It iss

God just doesn't want the blue shirt guy to die❤️❤️🕊️

this is really well made

God's gotta use two hands, makes sense.

@heathershirah7260

2 жыл бұрын

How

@ketchupaddict1540

2 жыл бұрын

@@heathershirah7260 big pp

@Ash-sn7ji

2 жыл бұрын

@@heathershirah7260 cuz he packin

God+bear=love .

That Eden epizode is unparalleled xD

@2:10 the first #metoo.

These dawns be having me in shock

Everyday every short this channel goes further and further away from god XD

The Cpr Was The Best

4:13 why was that disturbing

@francisgarrybausa7874

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooh miaow

I didn't expect the cpr training dummies to be sentient

BRO THE SHADOW 😂😂😂 2:15

I Iove how the tv is plugged in the tree

3:00 Yea, as an American I cna confirm that if we wanna get robbed because of this purpose

the eden is so great i like that part thang you so mouch

Finally found it on KZread you rock mien you deserve a subscribe 👏

Eve and Adam didn't mate till they were kicked out of Eden and ate the fruit so yeah that's probably semi true

I loved all 36 minutes of this 30 minutes

The first clip is literally why I believe there are so many kinks

@eddiebendigo7317

5 ай бұрын

I have some cool NFTs to sell you

Hello nakakatawa naman kayo

@davemjl.hilongo2958

Жыл бұрын

Elan taon na pokayo mga bulingget

The drive-through made me lose it.

17:30 Couldn’t he just leave it in the microwave?

love that bad puns is punishable by death

@RowanWarren78

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that!! Dad jokes.... punishable by death. Frankly, I'm ok with that.

@brianpiotrowski8097

2 жыл бұрын

'Pun' ishable

@ledanoir1239

2 жыл бұрын

I thought what was punished by death was killing an unarmed man

@rsetobe6614

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianpiotrowski8097 “alright, get in”

That chunky reference sent me all the way lmao.

The eden episode is hilarious

The Adam and Eve one got me😂😂😂😂

Holy hell! I wasn't expecting God to do all of that 🤣😂 He's a little bit of a freak huh?

@grazu7627

Жыл бұрын

No, no he isnt

@bella_en

Жыл бұрын

@@grazu7627 it's not that deep

@grazu7627

Жыл бұрын

@@bella_en k

32:48 Okay but this line is so good

@nehemiassanchez7341

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

17:20 Why not just put it back on Microwave and wait?

@toasty1for180

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a cat in the microwave

19:08 best one to me

@Jymron1

2 жыл бұрын

Doctor is simp

Oh this is amazing👍 for u guys😀

I can't believe I've never seen the Eden episode. God humping the bear had me in tears 😂😂

When one of them is arrested they can instantly get out of handcuffs lol

Based on a true story

@Schoobyy

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT

@Jymron1

2 жыл бұрын

WHAAAT!??!!

@medexamtoolsdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

Probably everything is "based on" a true story.

make a buddha one too🤣🤣

4:12 *accidentally shoots himself*😂😂😂

its a good one

This video is so funny!!

@Roastgod1987

2 жыл бұрын

It anit funny that the lamb died and a family that is supporting the devil

14:29

@ethanmitchell6687

3 жыл бұрын

Son of a bitch

Christians watching this: HOW TF IS GOD IN THIS VIDEO

This is how rule 34 was made

When he sucked the gun I thought he was going to pull the trigger

@_G3rm4ny_

2 жыл бұрын

me too

I played your card game with my parents lmao

@bigkath22

2 жыл бұрын

Heard of that game

Wow 👏👏👏🤩🤩

I liked the dog

I feel bad for the chicken and the lamb

What a creative mind lol

I had a good time watching 36 minutes of this 30 minute video.

Dis ain't how trees work AYO WHAT THE-

1:11 the bear's face tho

@petrichor2973

Жыл бұрын

Lmaoo 😭

2:18

My mans actually had to use 2 hands.

They picked a perfect voice for God that’s seriously how I imagine him sounding like but after the next part that made me question all of my existence

3:00-3:03 These words define a true hero...

At 23:33 so messed up!

@plushietwinninjas4990

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Yo bro. Yeah. X gone give it to yuh. Bruh. Dude. 420, 360 no scope. Boo yah.

Love it