Death guard: “your weapons are pathetic!” Custodies: “your attacks are ineffective.” Death guard: “oh yeah, your stupid!” Custodies: “doo doo head.” Death guard: >:[

@SOTB69

2 жыл бұрын

thank you for making me smile lol

@d.n5287

2 жыл бұрын

Death guard: I require a hug from papa nurgle :(

@Bonkbonk100

2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting Custodes to reply with just a "you're*" after I read the 3rd line, but I guess that would've been too harsh.

@defaultthedude8164

2 жыл бұрын

Another Deathguard: “well he ain’t wrong.”

@greyknighttexan3299

2 жыл бұрын

My dad can beat up your dad 😝😝😝

The phrase that instills fear into anyone's heart, "Hitting on 2s, rerolling 1s".

@stardragonnova5046

3 жыл бұрын

*A Hexmark Destroyer with a cowboy hat walks into a bar...*

@adamr6621

3 жыл бұрын

Always makes me do the well known 'defeated sigh'.

@GiskardRevenlov

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna hit ya no matter what ya little shit"

@Kyla-Stormhazard

3 жыл бұрын

It's times like these where you send in more men then they have bullets

@Jeeps-ye5ct

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t make me fear. I consistently get another 1 lol

Ah yes the 40K equivalent of watching two brick walls collapse into each other.

@shadowsketch926

3 жыл бұрын

except one is a shiny, pristine marble wall and the other filled with mold, cockroaches and bacteria

@jonathangrafton4016

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowsketch926 Which is somehow just as strong as the pristine wall.

@predator0319

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathangrafton4016 and both smack equally as hard

@floradflro700

2 жыл бұрын

@@predator0319 like my butt cheeks.

@adammandic4229

Жыл бұрын

✔Can't go through it ✔ Can't knock it down ✔ No one on earth can make it fall ✔ Blocks out the sun ✔ You know that you've found ✔ The Wall

This video was recommended to me. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. Yet I am entertained. I watched the whole thing.

@comradedogma4957

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the grimdark, friend.

@devildevious2646

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome comrade, grab your flashlight and join the fight

@PrometheusEpimetheus

2 жыл бұрын

Join the Black Crusade brother.

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

2 жыл бұрын

Are you new to Warhammer?

@Kr8zySteve

2 жыл бұрын

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 I watched Bricky’s lore videos on it and then this video and a few other one of these and that’s about the extent of my knowledge. This shit is super interesting I just still have absolutely no idea what’s going on in the game. The lore is cool af though I’m really into that.

As a huge death guard fan I have to say, watching Dameki's supercharged deathshroud terminators hit the custodian front line and bounce was genuinely horrifying.

@NacnudPinky

2 жыл бұрын

Boing

@jetstreamsam4003

2 жыл бұрын

HERETIC

@ForceM1782

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the sad fart noises they made when they saw they weren’t achieving anything 😂

@grimproteusverum

2 жыл бұрын

*waits for Noise Marines to appear blasting sad trombone riffs*

@custodianvrael6471

2 жыл бұрын

Deathshrouds are Awesome units, But me golden bois are the Gigachads of 30-40k

Love how chill you guys are. Even when genuinely difficult to rule misunderstandings happen you just say "Did you wanna spend a stratagem for that?" "Yeah." "Alright then I fail both." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." And then hug it out in my fanart.

@TheMajorpickle01

2 жыл бұрын

imo not worth playing with someone unless they are like that. If there's no referee present you have to give benefit of the doubt unless it's obviously a backtrack

@TundraTurtle98

2 жыл бұрын

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2 жыл бұрын

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2 жыл бұрын

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2 жыл бұрын

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Gotta vote on my boy Kitten for this one

@dragonsoldier200

3 жыл бұрын

He is truly the best.

@kiroakimada2775

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonsoldier200 The Emperor's word, after all.

@notajalapeno4442

3 жыл бұрын

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@notajalapeno4442

3 жыл бұрын

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@HovektheArtist

3 жыл бұрын

Especially since if they go on the back foot he can always challenge the leader of the death guard to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip-Poker

This reminds me of the Easter Egg in Halo 3 when you turn damage to 0 in Forge. "All you can do is stare at your enemy and think angry thoughts."

@burnerheinz

9 ай бұрын

*Tries to blow up enemy spartans head with their mind.*

WOOO CUSTODES!!!! MAKE CAPTAIN-GENERAL KITTEN PROUD!!!! Also, Congratulations Dameki, the Emperor truly has blessed you in these trying times.

@notajalapeno4442

3 жыл бұрын

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@captain-generalkitten6887

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you mortal

@Shadow-gc6le

2 жыл бұрын

@@captain-generalkitten6887 rip

@michelecastellotti9172

2 жыл бұрын

@@captain-generalkitten6887 you were a good man... shaserra will wait for your return

I like how mortarion is on the shelf behind them looking over his little plague marines

I had forgotten who Death guard worshipped at the beginning so I paused the video and looked it up. As soon as I pressed play, Dameki said "Plague ____" about a thousand times and made me feel stupid for my impatience.

@SamueL-td7fb

2 жыл бұрын

Nasty af, green, chaos marines... Obviously they are devouted followers OF DAH GORK N' DAH MORK!

@DarksideGmss0513

Жыл бұрын

Grandpapy Nurgle

Can I just say how nice it is to see armies that aren't painted to goddamn boxart level? I can't afford the time or money to have my armies painted to that level, and it feels good to see popular 40k KZreadrs who, for whatever reason, are in the same boat as me.

@TeamGentlementlemen

2 жыл бұрын

It's definitely nice to see. It's a hobby at the end of the day, not a painting contest.

@filwilliamson9149

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing youtubers have models painted at about the same level as mine makes me feel a lot better about myself.

@mcarrowtime7095

2 жыл бұрын

@@filwilliamson9149 I’m not a KZreadr and so your comment doesn’t apply, but I don’t even paint my models half the time, and when i do it comes out looking like I don’t know what I’m doing (because I don’t)

@lukehamilton6629

2 жыл бұрын

@@mcarrowtime7095 just gotta practice, that's how I became ok at painting!

@thatsmuggamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@mcarrowtime7095 They also give a free class at the Games Workshop stores

Bricky's "LET'S GOOOOO"s are iconic.

oh this some big d army games. Also suprised bricky's pog wasnt just gonna be a close up of his forehead.

@alexmaysse607

3 жыл бұрын

Damn as a person with a forehead, that was rough

Hey maybe there's too many comments on here but if you guys read this these videos are great, light-hearted in tone with great production value and charismatic peeps too. Came here from magikarp and brickys stuff and it's clear how much you guys are working on this. Not even that big of a 2k fan tbh

This is the perfect battle report bc I’m currently building Custodes and I’m on the fence with working on Death Guard

@JackC92

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@tardigrade8019

3 жыл бұрын

Finished painting a little over 2000pts of Death Guard a little while back, still haven't had the chance to play a game so this is good for me.

@ZeroGamerAssassin

3 жыл бұрын

I was working on 2k Pts of AdMech but the codex fucked me and it’s way too expensive to finish rn

@Sgt.Dornan

3 жыл бұрын

For deathgaurd, a combo of poxwalkers and super tanky terminators is super scary for playing the objective.

@cmontygman

2 жыл бұрын

perfect for me because I have Custodians and Death Guard because I love them lol

"Ya wanna go down the pub watch some sports?" -The sport

seeing a Custodes list without bikes is so weird.

@azir64

3 жыл бұрын

And wardens

@psychobill76

3 жыл бұрын

You can switch them for birdmen

@ron5384

3 жыл бұрын

And a giant dreadnaught

@Lohrenz01

3 жыл бұрын

@@ron5384 considering the fact that the forge world models have been all sold out for a while, and Bricky does mention that if IIRC, that's not all that surprising

@jamesdo8988

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lohrenz01 but the bikes aren't forge world

Even the frictionless one wouldn't touch the deathgaurd.

@aganaom1712

3 жыл бұрын

i hate how i instantly knew what you were talking about when i read this

@InviWasTaken

3 жыл бұрын

@@aganaom1712 I however don't and just imagine Slaanesh drenched in lube I still think it's correct

@HexManiac-nf1yg

3 жыл бұрын

@@InviWasTaken bold of you to think Slaanesh uses lube

@Mephiles343

3 жыл бұрын

@@HexManiac-nf1yg unless it's the blood of their victims

@Bluecho4

3 жыл бұрын

Not even with _utmost grease._

Not counting the TTS Gate of Khaine battle this is the first Warhammer battle I've ever seen and I'm pleasently surprised by how nice everyone is to eachother. "You're attacking my guys, attacking this squad will benefit you more" That's sportsmanship

First name: Primaris Middle name: Lieutenant

@NacnudPinky

2 жыл бұрын

First name: Marneus Middle name: monty Python and the holy grail black knight blueberry boi Surname: Calgar

I have no idea what they are talking about or how any of this works or what this even is but I am entertained

@BadManBobs

2 жыл бұрын

None of us do dont worry

@slayeroffurries1115

2 жыл бұрын

They roll the dice to see if they hit the enemy and to see the damage, that's all I know

@yahyamusseb

2 жыл бұрын

@@slayeroffurries1115 then calculate toughness and invul saves for damage protection

Oh shit Dameki spreading that gene seed. Get it dude

Inspiring me to go on a drunk spending spree for plastic figures lol

I have been a big Matt and Bricky fan for a long time from their league content. I recently started playing warhammer with my roomate and finding this channel has been great. Love the content and I'm learning a lot. I will probably do custodes for my first army!

@ianbyrne465

3 жыл бұрын

If you haven’t already. Check out Adeptus Ridiculous, it’s a podcast Bricky does about 40k lore and it’s amazing

1 hour and 41 minutes of watching something that I only slightly understood 7 or 8 minutes of... Still entertained (mostly by Bricky's color changing abilities)

Those buildings sure look submissive and breachable

I don't even know how to play Warhammer I just love the bromance and sound of clattering dice.

what's funny is that my eyes were LOCKED on the objective markers from the start before they pointed it out, i was just like "bro, that can't be it."

Bricky (Kitten) vs Death Guard (Dameki) Just thought I'd fix the title for you ;)

@cartercole933

3 жыл бұрын

Yes… just *YES*

Wow! Plague can be pretty scary! These are so much fun!I miss warhammer in person. Well played, if not well rolled, by both sides! Land raider MVP!

Bricky's hell flashback near the end had me in stitches.

Congrats Dameki! Papa Nurgle has been generous to bless you with another Nurgling familiar :D

I dont know much about the table top game, but this was really entertaining to watch. Makes me wish i had the time to paint to get into this. Looks so AWESOME!

i have no intention of getting into 40k, magic is already quite a lot, but I am ABSOLUTELY loving these

@bofurlong8944

Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly where I’m at 😅

I mean, the Landraider would have saved the first EC anyways because it has 2+ save, but someone tell bricky that it does not get an invul save ^^

@thejestor9378

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lots forget that it doesn’t get one. Even if you take the invuln banner, that only gives the invuln to infantry.

My first game was as Custodes against DG! I also lost by 1 point in that game, crazy how closely that mirrors this game.

@MrShark-gi7ii

3 жыл бұрын

My first game of custodes I won the game by 1 point

Just saw bricky recently at the grand opening for the new Warhammer cafe in cali

I laughed my ass off at seeing just the headline title of this video alone.

I've been waiting for a Custodes battle!!

First time seeing the tabletop played and I’ve never been so fascinated by something I’ve understood so little lol

Sad bc bricky and dameki are noticeably less drunk than the last time they played eachother

I've been waiting for the Custodes to come out, LETS GO!

Interesting to see how different table top games are played and the rules. Especially with cover how things hit and roll chances on different things as i used to play with 1:72nd scale units ranging from ww2 to modern units and such.

The telemon heavy dreadnaughts are “sold out”

Aleya gets rerolls as she and valerian are one datasheet with the Custodes faction keyword, so she can get rerolls from the shield captains and valorus, she can benefit from their strats, ride in their transports, and even use their warlord traits.

Omg a Custodes Land raider, I thought they were just a legend!

Litteraly the most tense battle report ever

Eeeyyyy they're going to the grand opening of the Cafe as well, awesome.

Was dope finally seeing cutodes being played but I can't wait for Quins to be played again

I have ZERO clues on how to play 40k, but I throughly enjoyed watching this! The engagement from Bricky and Dameki is hyping me up, lmao.

"Slayer of Nightmares" is the most 40k shit I have ever heard.

you guy know what extra epic ..mini cam POV of the minis facing each other ...very roleplay !

Bricky should name his kid First name: Preliminary Middle Name: Bombardment

tell bricky I love him

Bricky used his custodes... damn

this game summarized: 8 shots, hitting on 2s, rerolling 1s, 6 go through 6 hits wounding on 5s, 1 goes through cp reroll one failed 3 into a failed 4 1 damage, its supposed to be 2 but you know how it be

How tf am I getting this recommended almost exactly 9 months after it was posted, congratulations on the newest addition to your home army dude

That was dope!

I'm pretty sure that archeotech munitions lets you roll 2d6 for each of those lascannon shots. And discard one of the dice. It's not a reroll.

@fanciestbanana4653

2 жыл бұрын

It's basically a reroll. Although by your method he has statistically more damage.

This is my first time on this channel, but man. Congrats Dameki for becoming a soon to be father of two!

Shoutout to my friend Nick GGers

Finally a battle report i can get down on as a non TT player

this was rly fun to watch

hope everything is going well for Dameki and his family!

Finaly!!!! Been waiting for the Custodies!!!

I love it when people just geek out

I’ve never played this before and I have no idea what’s going on but I’m enjoying it

I could have sworn this video was up already but I probably just saw it live and thought I was watching a video

I got into Warhammer through lore and wanted to see how the game is played. I'm very confused but still entertained.

oh holy crap. i saw the video and clicked. i didnt even see it was 2 minutes ago. LETS GOOOOOOO!!! Edit: Congrats Dameki. I hope to have my first within the next year or so.

@fazebooquifius3186

2 жыл бұрын

Your first win? That's rough buddy, I'm sure you can get one in less time than that. Just find a Tau player. ;)

first time watching a warhammer tabletop game confused to high oblivion but still found the video entertaining

THIS HAPPENED TO ME IN 2018!!! I was death guard and only lost a single terminator during 5 rounds of this!

I’m new to this so I’m not super sure what’s happening… but I like it

such a great energy

AMAZING GAME!

GFG Bricky is the main youtuber that got me into warhammer I saw his video on whats the best army to pick for a starter. i was going to go with the custodes so awsome to see a match

These BRs make Fridays EVEN better

christ they're more beautiful than expected

Yoooooo! That's Bricky from Adeptus Ridiculous!

Used to play 40k, I had Nids, which were painted AWFUL as I was inexperienced, and Catachan which were painted quite well. Thinking of starting again and looking as Custodians with neurons as second army

Val and Alesha FTW! They have put in some serious anti psych work for me before ☺️

Fun battle!

Keep up the good work

I find this interesting to watch even though I have no idea how to play

“Little kitten! NOOoOoOoOooo!” And “Sob”

Ah it’s hard to choose who to root for I love both armies

I've been waiting for Bricky's Custodes! Best army for me

Imagine both armies fighting for weeks only to give up and agree to try again next month.

Very good match. Pitty I missed it on twitch

I'd like to point out that you were making an invuln save on the Land Raider, which the land raider should not get any invuln save. The model doesn't have one built it, nor does it get the bonus of Aegis of the Emperor.

When an immovable object meets an immovable object

Kitten goes to War!

I've always wondered what type of battle report result would Death Guard have against Custodes. Is it treason if Dameki's Kid plays Warhammer and becomes a Custodes Player? Give or take 10 yrs

I miss the imp knights, thicc, deadly, and did I say thicc

Congrats on the second kid!

Congrats on the bahbee

I love these. I used to play 40k about 9ish years ago (sold all my stuff). Because of warhammer content like this I'm gonna get back into it! Deciding between Chaos/Chaos Knights and Necrons, if anyone has any advice

@TheDerwish

3 жыл бұрын

Necrons have pretty fresh models. But without more info on what you like about the hobby it‘s hard to give advice.

@liamk57

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDerwish I think at the end of the day I'm just going to um and aah between all the armies, I suppose there's not really a bad option, but there's pros and cons to all factions

@cringebutyee1326

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamk57 I highly recommend, speaking as someone who has only been collecting for about 2 months now, just trying out whatever models you specifically like the most from each of the factions you're interested in. Build and paint them up, and then you'll have a good idea as to where you wanna go. It took a fair while for me, as I've only just decided fully on the armies I'm collecting, but I recommend it

@Drag0nSlay3r83

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamk57 I did the same thing for weeks before I bought anything. Finally just stopped by the local store and bought a box of marines cause they were the first thing that came to mind

@openaardvark419

3 жыл бұрын

I’d say DG is pretty good. I’m biased towards Thousand Sons, but Necrons are also great right now.

I'm sure this has been asked 1000 times, but what ever happened to Mark and Tom?

@7nf313

3 жыл бұрын

Work schedules got I'm the way

So fucking tense bro sheeeeeesh lets fucking goooooo